The Tim Dillon Show

Tim mourns the end of Lori Lightfoot's reign over Chicago, he praises McDonald's latest celebrity meal all the while a new LAPD proposal has him eyeing Florida.
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[@austinfretz2749]

I saw Tim Dillon in chicago 2 years ago. He literally did an hour and 15min rant on Lori Lightfoot which is still the best comedy set I've seen to this day.

[@jonfromsyracuse]

Was at that show and he murdered

[@dilloncrain9111]

​@@jonfromsyracuse I'm jealous of both of and happy for the both of you at the same time.

[@Freddie_Dunning-Kruger_Jr.]

I was at that show too 😁

[@BaldHeadedManc]

@@dilloncrain9111 dont be too happy for them.. they live in Chicago...

[@siennad587]

Oh you mean Beetlejuice 🤣

[@CosmicGiggleMusic]

Lori Lightfoot was outspokenly tougher on the unvaccinated than she was on murderers. Brilliant leadership.

[@zachlafond2652]

Amazing when you think about it and also quite interesting. Why? why push it so hard.

[@brookem.5383]

@@zachlafond2652 trust me you dont wanna know

[@LuisCarruthers]

Surely that's the epitome of the Democratic party of the early 2020s?

[@jonathanlarson6684]

typical liberal logic

[@josephfreeman4938]

Thank you Lori, The limo rant got me over a breakup in like 30 minutes

[@yrocsemaj5832]

Yes and yes

[@soicybunny]

often revisited bit. too good

[@savvyroca]

Don’t forget I have the biggest d#%k altercation

[@Dunkacccino]

I cant believe the seahawks didnt try to run the ball

[@Callum1927_]

😂😂😂

[@anthonyplanzo1082]

I'll never forget her brilliant concept that store owners were to blame when their businesses were robbed. Classic stuff

[@Belenus3080]

“They should have locked their doors better”

[@houseofhas9355]

She sounds like a wonderful politician. 😂

[@jB..33b854]

always making excuses for criminals

[@blindthrall]

"Nothing I hate worse than an unlocked foot locker! Dickheads like you are the reason there's theft in this world!"

[@ShedTech8]

"This is a Monday podcast now" *drops at 9pm Thursday*

[@houseofhas9355]

What legends.

[@elizabethfairchild7793]

Maybe it’s early for next week

[@wtwn]

Downtown Chicago resident here. I have never so strongly disliked a politician in my entire life than Lori Lightfoot. And I'm 129 years old.

[@revixhero1466]

Can i see ur tites?! From Michigan

[@blindthrall]

Usually people in your age bracket vote Democrat.

[@bensheard3969]

No 129 year old is named Caleb 😂

[@CantyBloke]

Lori Lightfoot can finally go back to guarding the ring in the mountain.

[@donluigi5595]

She guards Notre Dame too I think

[@rickybobby2789]

No, she can finally phone home

[@random1725]

Beetlejuice

[@joshuagoldstein8116]

We wish her well.

[@LJdaentertainer]

KZbin really should just hide all comments unless you toggle to see them. I hate when the top comment spoils part of the fkin episode

[@jessedart9103]

Let's not forget -- after she threatened to jail anyone who broke her lockdown, she was then seen in a hair salon, and when questioned told reporters that she couldn't cut her own hair and that she takes her own "hygiene" very seriously. 😂😂😂

[@bensheard3969]

She's drinking her own piss no doubt

[@cyanmizu]

Calling it hair is a stretch.

[@bocelott]

It should be noted that she has the worst hair on Earth and would be much better off shaving it all off in her home.

[@moreplease394]

Lori and I met at one of her fundraisers in January. I asked her about her plan for crime and she said "Young man, we could be Cleveland." And that made me realize that things were gonna be alright

[@Muckwickett]

Tim Dillon’s podcast is the only one I don’t immediately listen to when it’s uploaded because I want to save it for a time I can really listen and relax/enjoy. It’s like that last bit of steak you have left on your plate so you go visit the mashed potatoes for a while. That was the fattest analogy I’ve ever made.

[@herbythechef7624]

I relate to the steak and potatoes whole heartedly

[@scottthompson3493]

100%

[@BboyCorrosive]

Sunday mornings in bed with a coffee squad checking in 🙋‍♂️

[@elephant20022]

great quote

[@jaynegaston55]

A steak at a... Corporate Steakhouse

[@serenus6633]

Tim rubbed his USD 70.000 sunglasses through an Ohio creek to get those colours on them, life in the big city.

[@The_Real_Uncle_Ruckus]

Seventy dollars and zero thousandths of a cent?

[@danieltolson5341]

Don’t worry Chicago, you just have to say Lori Lightfoot three times and she’ll be back to haunt you all over again.

[@DawnWillDoIt]

I tried it and her ghost raped me. Don’t recommend. 1 and a half ⭐️’s

[@tiffanykeorkunian7092]

😅😅😅😢

[@FirstLas]

You know Candyman was based in Chicago

[@beefchillingham6790]

Tim truly is a testament to western medicine.

[@rickybobby2789]

His doctor already scheduled Tim’s quadruple bypass surgery

[@se5080]

As a practitioner of western medicine he’s honestly a bit light. BUT.. If he packs on 50 more in the next ten years he’s a goldmine baby

[@RoosterOvenMittz6969]

His ill-fitting sweater oughta say POLIO

[@TMac473]

Nope it’s good genes.

[@taylororourke2525]

I started using FUM because of promo code Tim successfully and I have evolved to a higher state of being. 👽

[@dupeusa]

36:01 "Everybody in America right now is bald and it's disgusting." lmao Tim with the perfect Keeps slogan.

[@morningstar9233]

I'm bald and i agree.

[@spencer7176]

That was hilarious when I heard him say that lol caught me off guard

[@lindsay3995]

When Tim caught Lori’s double negative and acknowledged it out loud…I felt that. “You mean nothing ambiguous, Sweetie.” A man after my own sickeningly pedantic heart.

[@tarico4436]

She searched for a novel way to say, "Let me make myself perfectly clear" and muddied it up.

[@HelloSpyMyLie]

Was it racist???

[@fifthwallradio5477]

Someone's gotta do it thank you for your service 😅

[@henrylicious]

​@@HelloSpyMyLie Yes, against the undead. Which Lori Lightfoot certainly is.

[@dont4get2wipe]

That’s far from pedantic - precision and clarity of speech are extremely important, and it’s not shallow to expect high-paid elected officials to know how to convey ideas correctly. People like Lori who are all about behaving with an annoying air of moral superiority and heightened emotional intensity love to try to “say” all the “right” “things” so it’s hilarious to watch them trip over their own words like the vapid morons they are.

[@houseofhas9355]

All of Lori lightfoots press conferences were like 3am Gas station argument. She managed to piss off every group in Chicago. What a legend.

[@SmokesLetsGoBud]

Perfect way to put it haha

[@TheCosmicFreeway]

The legend of Lori Lightfoot. Shocked by the loss. Shocked that her plan to use school children to campaign for her didn't work out...

[@jlshel42]

And those prisoners voting for her had their voices silenced

[@DennisMoore664]

Lori Lightfoot -- gone but not forgotten Miss ya big eyes.

[@TRG29338]

We wish her well

[@jlshel42]

@@TRG29338 May her Rittenhouse be a Rittenhome

[@poisonPpaully]

I hope beetljuice Lori and her maps continue to thrive in the hellhole that Chicago is they deserve whatever they vote for

[@dannyguetti4243]

Lori lightfoot has managed to run an entire city like a fake business. She will be missed.

[@stefanmironov6405]

My favourite deeply closeted straight comedian.

[@clicheguevara5282]

This guy definitely owns a doghouse.

[@bryannicholas2130]

He’s probably not even gay lol

[@npetersen57]

Tim’s quite open about sucking marines.

[@bryannicholas2130]

@@npetersen57 yeah, but nowadays that doesn’t mean you’re gay

[@npetersen57]

@@bryannicholas2130 fair play sir.

[@quitcallinmebill1699]

I literally had McDonald's for dinner tonight and fed my kids by throwing fries at the cage I keep them in. Watching these little funny guys fight each other at ages 4 and 6 and the 4 year old woopin Jason over a fry gets my hope up for the future. Lil Lindell Jr earn his dinner made my night

[@Sniperboy5551]

Cool story, Bill

[@aggravatedprogressive7443]

Parent of the year

[@Youtuber-lv6eh]

A great learning moment to prepare them for their future dystopian corporate utopia

[@ms-jl6dl]

They'll be ready for public school system,at least one of them.

[@yvesnux7264]

That's great, they'll never forget you

[@liamkucht]

I hope she goes to jail for something non-criminal as well like refusing a medication.

[@blindthrall]

I hope a bunch of teenagers mistake her for a crackhead zombie and aim for the fivehead.

[@chair9416]

💯 👏🏼👏🏼

[@Jay.Lombardii]

Tim with the Shades? Good Episode Incoming 🔥

[@Luketc7]

They were taken off the head of dodi Al-fayed

[@Jay.Lombardii]

@@Luketc7 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@jayweiss4378]

Tim sounds like Late Night Radio... Just perfect before I go to sleep... Love It

[@scottthompson3493]

Exactly what I’m doing right now, his ranting is like a lullaby.

[@manbearpig7521]

​@@scottthompson3493 same

[@Battleatchivamaugs]

We wish her well

[@Sniperboy5551]

We need to create a petition to have McDonalds offer the Kanye and Rittenhouse meal

[@nickysantoro9194]

The mcrib is anti kosher correct? It writes itself

[@raymondscalf2712]

Yo u can't compare the 2 Kayne is a racist Kyle defended himself

[@baysideinc]

Let him cook...

[@baysideinc]

​@@raymondscalf2712 it's Ye

[@WaterisbetterH20]

free fries if you crossed state lines.

[@thegoat1261]

Tim Dillon is a positive force for my sanity

[@revixhero1466]

Nah mine fight me at mcdontolds

[@troglodyte1052]

Truly sad to see Lori Lightfoot go. We will never forget her courage, her commitment, her Innsmouth physiognomy.

[@blindthrall]

If there was ever anyone to speculate about the shape of their skull, it's her.

[@A.N.A8]

"Lori was the mayor of Chicago she just cheated at cards" Tim Dillon 😂👏🏼

[@S.J.L]

Tim Dillon, the love child of Joan Rivers & Rush Limbaugh.

[@TRG29338]

It should be cursed but it's not

[@S.J.L]

@@TRG29338 Neither were "politically correct" buy they were both correct & so I'd their child.

[@justinm2697]

@@TRG29338 Are you sure about that?

[@dkelly387z]

🤣🤣🤣 Holy shit! You nailed it! 💯 Tim is one of the best.

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

That's similar to something I've long said: Tim Dillon the bastard child of Joan Rivers being gangbanged by Rush Limbaugh, George Carlin, Chris Farley and Alex Jones.

[@random55555]

Great to hear Tim talk for 30 seconds and then having to hear ad after ad. This show is truly evolving. Soon it will be a pure show with no content and 58 minutes of ads telling us to eat some dumb cereal. Truly great work showing the selling out of everything possible in real time.

[@blindthrall]

Fake. Business.

[@jpierce2l33t]

Back in my junkie days, I passed out in the floor of a local McDonald's (I know 🤦‍♂️). Anyways, I was awoken by a manager who promptly informed me that this was a 'family-oriented restaurant' and I laughed in his face and ran off 💀🤣

[@BboyCorrosive]

Scampered off to do side quests (Shane Gillis bit reference, check it out)

[@jpierce2l33t]

@@BboyCorrosive I got it immediately 🤣

[@sethhollinsworth6447]

I just quit heroin 35 days clean lol

[@CaleebTalib]

@@sethhollinsworth6447you still clean?

[@runepk4life500]

Tim you're a big inspiration to those of who want to be sober but still out of our minds. Keep up the show.

[@recon_freakon4688]

Ah Lori…The penguin, riddler and joker all in one 😂 Our little Trandoshan 🦎 ❤️

[@TRG29338]

Tim is kind of like if Ursula from the Little Mermaid listened to talk radio and was a guy

[@anthonyplanzo1082]

She was legitimately more evil than Danny DeVito in Batman Returns.

[@fakeshemp9599]

This is the most objectively true statement I've heard in awhile..

[@liddymedcalf5763]

Well looks like wine o clocks starting early for this stay at home Mumma. Fuck yeah folding laundry and listening to Tim Dillon while sipping Rose is a blast

[@TRG29338]

@Doublem I like that projection it's very specific

[@liddymedcalf5763]

@@doublem6530 blacked out 😂😂 you sound like a complete amateur

[@OdysseusAres5500]

Is Mommy single?

[@ronyolo8419]

@Doublem you definitely voted for Lori.

[@someguyoutthere13]

@@OdysseusAres5500 cringe

[@k-1llmatic832]

Nobody gets it, but Tim does. Thank you Tim. Thank you.

[@DFMMei]

Can we get episode titles back please. Like “advocate for chaos” would do just fine

[@ryanlemke1388]

Tim Dillon, a real hero. He’s here, polo on with the glasses. True artist at work ✊🏼😂

[@LandoDubyaz]

They say the last time Lori Lightfoot went on a cruise, she spent the whole time telling the captain how to do his job. No wonder they ended up lost at sea for three days

[@Sniperboy5551]

It’s a shame she didn’t fall overboard, there’s no way she can swim 😂

[@blindthrall]

She was trying to find her way back to R'lyeh.

[@brandong42091]

Lori Lightfoot can go back to her job as a school janitor in Waganda now and bless the children everyday with her smile .

[@blindthrall]

It's Wakanda you racist :S

[@godson1503]

Stfu you Viking make your children smile

[@APR944]

“Advocate for Chaos” The Lori Lightfoot memoirs.

[@JimMacintosh]

Saw Tim in Vancouver last Friday, the show killed!

[@CCitis]

Same, he murdered and the audience was lit up. Loved it.

[@anthonygerber8261]

Lori Lightfoot is the embodiment of the essence of Beatlejuice.

[@nickg1743]

Always love Tim's Lightfoot updates

[@HarmlessComment]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

[@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842]

Got me wanting to move there..Philly has a lot of the desired elements but what Lori has done with Chicago is outstanding

[@Explorationofconsciousness]

While living in Chicago I saw a lot of a certain kind of people get shot, used and abused. That being said Chicago will never see a more entertaining and inhuman leader. I felt like I was in a Batman movie for several years. I've never felt more alive. Goddess bless and God speed Lori! My hat goes off to you...

[@katdog9786]

T'wat!? lol

[@Mr_Boifriend]

What kind of people ?

[@blindthrall]

​@@Mr_BoifriendThe kind that work at McDonald's.

[@357SWAGNUM_MAGA_X]

Thank you for your service

[@realMattGavin]

Tim's glasses material is straight out of 2013 GTA car reflection

[@patrickshannon3145]

I like the new producer Tim this is the podcast I look forward to most every week, priceless!!

[@mrogs12]

Dropping new pods whenever the fuck he feels like it hahahaha i love it

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

I nominate Tim for supreme leader of America 🇺🇸

[@Zov631]

Tim for the speaker of the House lol

[@rickybobby2789]

@@Zov631 Tim housing a hoagie is his resume

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

His addresses to the nation should just be long winded rants disparaging America’s mayors in our largest cities.

[@rickybobby2789]

@@SeaOrcRonnie The viewing audience numbers would be larger than the Super Bowl

[@fishintime249]

Seems like a title opportunity was teed up here. Ben’s creativity is missed. RIP.

[@pearleycunningham]

This podcast drops whenever Tim feels like it

[@quitcallinmebill1699]

Imagine Donald Trump ordering the cardi b McDonald's bundle

[@nickjones2932]

I couldn’t wait for this I knew it was coming Tim came to mind as soon as she was out

[@AlCapwn369]

Same here 😂😂😂

[@bryannicholas2130]

%100

[@DeeDee-vl9of]

Truth! 😂

[@SXS78]

Great episode Tim - "I'm lovin' it!" McDonald's rant was 🔥

[@MrJeanjean2009]

I'm convinced Lori Lightfoot is an alien shoddily disguised as a human to study how Earthlings would react if a mayor was to catastrophically manage a large US city, her task in Chicago is now over so she has to go back to her home planet and report on her experiments. And despite all her otherworldly misdeeds, in the end I wish her well! 🙏👽

[@maxmeeks9910]

Same.

[@jirias]

i heard Gotham needs a new mayor

[@sirjackson321]

Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

[@milomilano7679]

When I heard about Lightfoot’s loss, I immediately thought of Tim Dillon. Immediately.

[@WuhSuhDood]

Timmy stop pretending like you don't have the McDonald's app on your phone with over 9000 points

[@jaynegaston55]

The Pig did a lot of singing this one... Beautiful

[@cabbytabby]

There was that one lady about 10 years ago who was beaten to death by 6 other people in a McDonald’s in China

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Just goes to show how globally strong the brand is.

[@natebown]

NO STATE INCOME TAX lmfaooo

[@Grilledhotchips]

I live in Chicago so Tim’s light foot moments were special to me. Truly. Made me feel even for a second I didn’t live here

[@jonfromsyracuse]

I know how you feel - Tim was my beacon of hope in a sea of delusional, hopeful “influencers” with Alo yoga jackets

[@bmthornell]

Stay safe

[@BlekJamal]

I watch KZbin videos about Chicago drill rappers murdering eachother in the streetz because they are not fans of the "ops" (King Von for "Opposition" or "rival serial killing musican" ) music. I forgot my point halfway through this comment. Truly. How does that make you feel about your location? Life in the big city.

[@dadoftheyear]

I’m staying on the Miracle Mile as I type; on business. Yesterday saw the teenagers robbing places while the cops were posted on the corners. It’s wild and disgusting. Beautiful city but holy shit. It’s as crazy as it sounds.

[@princetonvalera4670]

I should have known better than to drink coffee while watching Tim Dillon. LMAO

[@tyski2124]

The return of Magic Spoon! The flavor that reminds us of eating apple jacks at our friends house after his parents finished abusing him. Mmmmm Magic Spoon.

[@jonfromsyracuse]

As a former Chicago resident during the Lightfoot years, Tim's impression is so spot on @52:05

[@kevinblue1976]

When I heard the good news, I was on my knees praying tim would deliver about our good friend Lori. So sad. We wish her well.

[@LikeablePuppet]

Tim is legit the only form of media where I want to watch the ads.

[@artfuldodger96]

Where else would I find out how to buy a 4 oz box of cereal that tastes like powdered 💩 for $20.. AND who to call to sue them for it? Thanks, Tim.

[@tuprincipe]

Lori always looked like a dead person to me. She would always remind me of Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice

[@brendanlatty2857]

We lost a true batman villain, Rip Lori Beetle Juice Light-foot.

[@Xweapon9099]

Let's go, damn my Timmy sense was tingling

[@jasonowens1322]

You won First brother. Congratulations 🎊.

[@mattsharpe3989]

In her defence, that guy just wouldn’t ask a question, even after she reams him out he says “the obvious question is simply this” then starts rambling to lay a base for his likely loaded ass question…just ask a question dude, cut the shit, if your question has any legs to stand on it doesn’t need a whole scene set before asking it…she’s obviously a psycho but made a good point tearing that dude out 😅

[@johnnym5093]

I once saw Lightfoot at a restaurant uptown Chi, but then I came to find out it was actually a larger than average Pug.

[@citymoons]

lol

[@eck413]

I love it how Tim says McDonald's. "Mick Donal's" I see what you did there.. true Irish pride. It's it's true Mickey O'Donnell started the franchise.

[@lazylion420]

and the academy award for best actor goes to Tim Dillon for pretending he isn't absolutely disgusted by anyone who would actually pay for a box of awesome

[@Brand00d]

And every single person is a Lori Lightfoot lurking She could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

[@nickysantoro9194]

She could be giving out shots at cvs!

[@HarmlessComment]

Box of awesome sucks but I did it for Tim lol... one of my boxes was just a broken ax 🙃

[@andrewjames3579]

Tim, can you chill out on the ad breaks? The videos already monetized. We had 7 ad breaks in 1 hr.

[@WhoTFVotedBiden]

Fr I had even more than that !!

[@yourfriendteo8963]

I hope Lori is a guest on the show someday

[@BassToLife]

This was so fucking funny at the start when he says this woman meant a lot to the show I instantly thought "Ah shit they got Lori" The most impact any women has ever had on Tim it could only be

[@clicheguevara5282]

It was either her or Tim’s aunt. 😂

[@BassToLife]

@@clicheguevara5282 The fact I knew exactly who he meant within seconds shows I watch too much Timmy D haha

[@Cr4ckerJ4cks]

Waiting for the day Tim does a FUM ad read and then it cuts back to him lighting a fresh Marlboro gold

[@bmthornell]

How about doing the ad while smoking and showing off the fum while holding the cig in his mouth?

[@Shiny101]

"Here she is celebrating Chicago having the highest murder rate in the country" lmao 💀

[@noahgreene6247]

Tim Dillion is the Goat 🐐 he should be the supreme leader

[@tarico4436]

Last week was one of the funniest bestest eps in months; this week was LAF. Also, as #336 limped along, Tim seemed to neither notice nor care. He needs his old barometer back, the guy who helped him "measure" the room.

[@Garblegox]

When I was in highschool I took a philosophy class and I was late every single day. Every time my teacher would go "you're late." and I'd just say "yup" as I sat down and got my stuff from my bag. One day my teacher just started laughing and said, "He just says 'yup'! No bullshit! No excuses! Not sorry, so he doesn't apologize! There's nothing I can do to stop him, so there's nothing more to say! I love it! Maaaaan... no bullshit."

[@TRG29338]

Then the whole class stood up and clapped your cheeks

[@bmthornell]

@@TRG29338 🤣🤣 you beat me to it and hit the misdirection. Did they lift you on their shoulders as you clasped your hands above you’re head and cheered ?

[@clicheguevara5282]

@@TRG29338 After that, my 3 year old gave a 20 minute lecture on the importance of diversity in the STEM fields.

[@ProudFilthyCasual]

@@clicheguevara5282 Themuel is an hero to us all.

[@Shiny101]

So you're flexing about being a loser? Cool lol don't forget my fries next time.

[@kevinflanagan6282]

You should give actual episode titles because people remember “Bomb Disney World” not “Episode (I actually have no idea what episode this is)”

[@tonyg490]

We are all mourning at the loss of the great Lori Lightfoot. Chicago selfishly removed her from office at the expense of the rest of America's entertainment. Shame.

[@soicybunny]

as soon as i heard she lost, i anticipated the tim dillon take on it all. brilliant. 🙏💗

[@shawnthompson5605]

I hope at this point people understand the importance of staying together and not believing government and turning on each other. They create division because they fear black, white, and Hispanic coming together against them. Further more, it's cause of people like Lightfoot we need the 2nd amendment

[@Sniperboy5551]

Hell yeah brother

[@scubawithatuba]

McDonalds rant was on point as every episode is!

[@jlshel42]

Tim should cover Muriel Bowser in DC. In 2020, block parties in parts of the district where people were getting shot at night, but the mayor was focused on keeping masks on people and fining people who gathered for things like wedding

[@blindthrall]

Was he worse than Marion Barry?

[@jlshel42]

@@blindthrall Bowser is a she. She’s one of a continuous line of corruption. Put BLM on a road leading to the White House to piss off Trump instead of stopping violent protests…went to a party in Wilmington to celebrate Biden’s win despite DC still having restrictive lockdowns…Marion Barry was in a whole other league. City built two different statues for him and had them up before MLK’s was finished.

[@blindthrall]

@@jlshel42 Hot damn. Yeah, that's quite a bit worse than hitting the crack pipe. Just ask Hunter.

[@LibertyJefferson]

I can't help but laugh at the list of things the police won't respond to in LA. It just goes full circle from being completely depressing to being hilarious.

[@jetfoolishroche211]

It's great to see Bespoke getting back out there again.

[@LiquidExodious]

16:59 Tim's full circle on Lightfoot 😂😔💞

[@JRC_86]

Timmy's sunglasses are straight gas. Yes or yes?

[@vsslsmchlks]

I mean

[@brozephh1124]

those sunglasses cost $90,000

[@TheAverageSavage1021]

@@danielhollingsworth3701YASSSSSS

[@thegnosticalien]

dude is a style icon plain and simple

[@gmoneyrocks1515]

That Lori Lightfoot rant is the funniest shit I've seen this year 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Roberto-de8xv]

The woman was an absolute MENACE.

[@Distractd1]

Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow in Palm Beach!

[@COJW516]

I'm sorry to hear your favorite cartoon getting canceled, Tim. We wish her well.

[@revixhero1466]

Spit out my keto ceral omfg dick Lemmy put my nicotine inhaler in my belly button to calm down