#273

[@seanoreilly1832]

Tim Dillon is the funniest semi retired woman i know

[@grungepants]

Semi retired from her fake business

[@amandac7270]

Semi retired from her boss babe MLM empire

[@nodiggity9472]

He's the Ellen Degenere of his generation. Like Rogan is Oprah. Life in the shit City.

[@SHLO75]

Hes one annoying waiter away from becoming karen

[@jackday420]

Good one!

[@canadianturtle7240]

Just a weekly reminder that Tim needs his own radio slot for GrandTheftAuto6. Rockstar Games can absolutely make it happen, as they've done it with multiple comedians in the past.

[@sislater6334]

🎯

[@DarrellVermilion]

@@DingDongBundy GTA 8 when

[@720pLyrics]

holy shit yes or yes

[@AliNT77]

rockstar has gone woke so no chance

[@chagOwwuUUu]

Since they make games where female sex workers are killed along with everyone else and police. I'm sure they won't mind putting Tim on the radio lol. Hopefully it's new content and they pay him for it.

[@grudgevanzandt5696]

For the next hour seventeen minutes, everything’s going to be okay. Thank you Tim.

[@mattman1414]

I feel that lol

[@Zgembo121]

I’m at 1:08 min. Now what?

[@jordanmercier3616]

@@Zgembo121 it's been 22 minutes, since you commented this, I think it's fair to assume you're hanging by your neck in your bedroom closet by now. That's make me feel.. good.

[@bpater12]

I love the comments section, the darkness is delicious

[@EverythingMustG0]

Is this hopeful or deeply deeply sad

[@shazboz]

Man Tim Dillon is something fucking else. Literally one of the funniest people to ever live.

[@floortour1037]

People don't even know about him its cray

[@BeastBallerBaby]

Life in the big city

[@dcap2288]

@@floortour1037 this video has almost 500k, i think people know him

[@SandpaperTTV]

“If your pet has been dead a while, or you’re a pedophile. Get better help.” 😂😂

[@Airkaras27]

"Do they want the business or not?"

[@deebsceebs1]

I need a time stamp for this!

[@ClarkWells]

@@deebsceebs1 30:51

[@rrp2600]

This is the only pod where I don't try to skip the live read ads because I might miss some comedy.

[@ZT9454]

Ditto

[@trentjung8035]

Funniest ad reads on the net. Better help ad from the “Life in the big City” top 5 ads in history lmao

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

I’m a doc-TOR

[@jschex123]

Agreed. Bill Burrs ad reads are pretty good. Pretty sure his wife said this is why you lose sponsors lol but I’m sure Tim has the same problem

[@rayjones8279]

I mean you love to hear about a transgender war hero. It honestly changed my life man

[@ryandunnlives]

Tim Dillon is the single most important person in comedy right now.

[@dt4676]

And the third gayest

[@brandonmoore7506]

@@dt4676 third gayest... in comedy, or in the whole human race?

[@chandlerwhalen7782]

Lol uhm Chappelle?

[@paulies5407]

Tim Dillon's fanbase are almost as lame as Cumtown's.

[@chandlerwhalen7782]

Paul Seager gtfo lol cumtown is trbl

[@zacheryp813]

Imagine walking out because of Chapelle, and not because of Cuties

[@instantpeaceforcollegestud8261]

So true.

[@Davidson640]

Well, if you know you know

[@snsnsbsssns]

Based

[@akillen77]

A lot of these kind of people are pro ****philia not that surprising

[@Morpheusarrow]

Cuties was a good movie. If you can’t handle reality go live in a cave.

[@merpderp7223]

The dude behind sheath underwear is a legend letting Tim say literally anything about him

[@elektrotehnik94]

Mad respect for the lad. Weirdly, it makes me extra intrigued about the guy & want to know more about his product

[@disco7379]

Robert Patron is his name

[@dclayyy]

Her name was Roberta Paulson

[@brainiac1595]

Check out Bill Burr. The OG of shitting on his own sponsors.

[@mrskinszszs]

@@brainiac1595 you misspelled Norm Macdonald

[@jeffblackmusic]

I like when Ben bobs and shakes his head during a rant as though he's listening to Master of Puppets

[@isaiasguilarte]

On a semi-side note, I think Tim likes rock/metal

[@feliciasfirstfelony5366]

Yuuup

[@sublimelove23]

Ben likes getting pissed on

[@amir.420]

Tim zaps his balls when he does something wrong and im in favour of it knowing how lazy ben is😂

[@marcusdonahue7124]

Tim pays Ben to let him stand there and spit on his wife when they're making love

[@samueld6083]

Thank god. Whenever tim's late I commit unspeakable acts of self harm.

[@lukebarber2001]

respect brotha

[@Kb-zx1oc]

I was just setting up my rope. Good thing I refreshed the page before i kicked the stool from under my feet.

[@mountfairweather]

Call Better Help

[@danielalessandroperez4686]

Me too

[@ShatterNWO]

@@mountfairweather Better Help has intelligent ppl, its not a crisis hotline

[@Henchman1977]

Chapelle's latest special wasn't his funniest but it was a brilliantly crafted trap designed to ensnare exactly those we see screeching on social media.

[@ctg4818]

My thoughts exactly, no such thing as bad publicity

[@TheThriftShopSampler]

All a Venus Fly Trap has to do to successfully catch flies is be itself.

[@NoNippleNarc]

@Edmund Dantes you ruined it

[@huginnandmuninn4865]

Theres a point where he make a T joke and u can see 2 obese T sitting in the front not smiling while everyone were laughing Chapelle is a genius of his craft And thoses obeses T were there just to act offended in front of everyone

[@surfinsilver]

@@growinglifeorganic940 you can’t see the trap that was layed like a snare? And we’re the sheep? God you are horrendous at being terrible

[@GatsbyMyself]

Tim and Ben never moved to Austin. They never lived in L.A. Ben was not created from two Indian tribesman dancing around a fire while laughing and giggling. They have always been podcasting from a set donated from Lowes behind a Chic-fil-A in Tim’s hometown of Island Park, NY.

[@lacomic3820]

He’s in Charleston with his fat wife grilling peaches

[@nugzila4170]

Fact.

[@nodiggity9472]

He's Tay, the AI Bot in disguise.

[@abrakadabraalakaxam8029]

The ultimate fake business

[@TruckerBro]

@@nodiggity9472 rip tay

[@spoodle8988]

Tim Dillon is so underrated. Slept on so hard. His mastery of the use of sarcasm is beyond legendary.

[@coultermason5617]

I went into depression and got out of depression with Tim. What a ride

[@e1v1a19]

I bet that stalker is upset about the delayed upload. Makes you wonder what she’ll do to Ben.

[@venice2823]

I'm glad this podcast has a stalker.

[@crystalbethseizetheday8669]

@@venice2823 I’m honestly surprised there aren’t more

[@MechanicalPigg]

@@crystalbethseizetheday8669 I'm sure there are, I think they're just good at their fake business unlike this woman.

[@mustavogaia2655]

whatever the stalker do to Ben, I hope she post on tik tok

[@crystalbethseizetheday8669]

@@MechanicalPigg you gotta admire the commitment though, once you’ve started physically stalking a celebrity pig you’ve kinda transformed your whole personal and criminal life into fake business

[@GortPredator]

Never heard of this Hannah person but looked up the special on rotten tomatoes 100% critics score, 26% audience score. Dave Chappelle special 43% critics, 96% audience score. It's amazing how out of touch the media, critics, hollywood and all the rest of the ball fondlers telling us how to live are.

[@jacksevert3099]

Is Netflix Hollywood?

[@alexbaum2204]

Amen

[@rjmacready6693]

@@jacksevert3099 yes. Dumbest question anyone will ask all day. But at least Netflix stood by Chapelle.

[@jacksevert3099]

@@rjmacready6693 Netflix also stood by Cuties!

[@jacksevert3099]

@@rjmacready6693 is Netflix part of the Hollywood Liberal Media Deep State also?

[@GodsNode]

I am a Kelloggs factory worker, and yes I have a private jet and an 8 figure net worth, but I am not putting up with this treatment anymore.

[@ellencox8415]

🤣 I have never seen anything more tone deaf than that "representative". If she represents Kellogg's, you guys are so f'd.

[@GoatFarmer706]

I feel like factory gigs are pretty sweet tbh. Hard work but great pay

[@Wanderer-uc1sj]

Ahhh, Tim Dillon doing what he does best ….. stirring the pot with sheer wittiness and masterful brilliance. I consider his mind a national treasure.

[@Witchesbloodclot]

Joe?

[@nicholasmosley8707]

Tim’s genius is correctly accounting for the cynicism and apathy of his audience and matching it.

[@lizbec1085]

Agreed! He also brings attention to the things that truly account for our cynicism, aka Smiley Face Killer detective shows, canceling Halloween, and TikTok. He shows us that we are NOT WRONG!

[@sublimelove23]

Why do you think Better Help keeps sponsoring the show, they know the fans need some serious mental help, even from a fake therapist

[@jmh31890]

Dont forget the absurdity

[@Tacit_Tern]

Roughly @ 28:00 ....he mentions the destroyer of China

[@Tacit_Tern]

@@sublimelove23 lol, They know Tim supports fake business.

[@frankreynolds4413]

I thought the Chapelle special was sorta tame…but I’ve listened to thousands of hours of Tim Dillon 🤣

[@MichaelTheChairman]

Same 😂

[@massive_d]

Same

[@slambrew3849]

Lmao there’s even trans people that are like “wtf y’all mad about?”

[@madelynbarhorst]

I was thinking the same thing like if you’re not screaming “GAS ALL THE TESLA OWNERS” you’re not being offensive enough in my opinion.

[@danielblake8772]

Tim looks like a guy sneaking into a boy's rowing team after party at a Northeast prep school with a bag full of drugs to say, 'Hello fellow teenage males, can anyone help me use up these 50 ecstacy pills before my parents ship me off to rehab tomorrow?'

[@egoborder3203]

you know it's gonna be a good episode when Tim's in his Cape Cod, Mass. costume!

[@BostonBlues]

and pulling up clips from Boston News 🤣

[@christinateresabrown]

They tried to cancel Halloween at my children’s school last year for the same reason, and we live in Salem MA!! All the parents lost their shit and started calling the school and they backed off. Our entire town celebrates Halloween all year long! People are insane.

[@xthekingsguard1229]

God I miss this duo.

[@sterlingbxyd]

i just come back and watch these episodes. it's just not the same anymore :(

[@jaypark2337]

This was the best sode the costume rant is hilarious

[@dalkurd1]

I suffer from chronic depression. This is one of the few things I look forward to

[@jhart1127]

Likewise pal 🤜🤛 good sleep, no booze, fresh air, talking and meds if necessary.

[@dalkurd1]

@@jhart1127 Damn, you suffer from it too? I don’t know if insomnia is a symtom of it but it’s rare for me to fall asleep early and wake up early

[@jhart1127]

@@dalkurd1 like 1 in 4 people I know suffer from it. I only know that because I talk to people pretty openly about it! Fresh air and lots of exercise and then a bath or hot shower before bed works wonders. No gadgets or devices for an hour before going to bed also works. Just keep working at it until you find a recipe that works 😊👍

[@jhart1127]

@Rose Anne Boushard If there was a semicolon you might have a joke on your hands. Sadly, it's a full stop. Say hi to your mum.

[@timpriest593]

@@dalkurd1 oversleeping or not being able to sleep are both very common symptoms of depression

[@Ryanaparent]

Tim looks like the kind of guy to yell at the special girl bagging groceries and working the register at a stop & shop when she reminds him the Maine lobsters are 18.99/lb and not 13.99 like the expired coupon says.

[@rjekwlq___1327]

😂😂😂

[@kui_maina]

Then go to yelp like Lori lightfoot

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Shoutout to Stop & Shop

[@breakthecycle5238]

lobsters eh? I see what you did there 👍

[@droogienights7332]

Tim's ham handed gesticulations more than make up for the sincerity and conviction he hides behind those dark ass aviators and comfortable sweatshirt

[@vinny5638]

I like the way you type, now go turn it into a fake business

[@ryanh1275]

"that's a good point, the noise is disgusting, well just have to skip it this year" this dude really is hilarious lol

[@pareja90210]

"if you edit this out, I will fire you" Ben: for real? 😂😂😂😂

[@namgyaldorjee8049]

“If your pet is dead-a-while or you are a paedophile, get BetterHelp” Tim D

[@F80mthree]

Tim Dillon is one of the only people who can make me consistently laugh.

[@warlordy]

"The vast majority of greeks are not doing well": watching this from Greece, eating cereal after spending Saturday night drinking alone

[@mCfOooL322]

We love u buddy

[@systemicsystems336]

Oof!

[@NateB]

You guys are so fucked. Yay inflation

[@morningstar9233]

So you're the average listener.

[@zoeblair-schlagenhauf6285]

Love rewatching tim’s old episodes. After just 6 months it’s like new again!

[@bryananderson3772]

This is true

[@outofbody6797]

Tim Dillon is one of the funniest guys alive, to think we get this shit for free is nuts. I could have the worst day ever and my real laugh comes out

[@kristinradams7109]

Tim and Ben, you are ALWAYS worth the wait. Thanks and cheers :)

[@MrAhuraMazda]

Emphasis on wait today jeez, these guys think theyre Nelk

[@720pLyrics]

@@MrAhuraMazda tim is your father and you will thank him for everything you've ever accomplished in life

[@davidec.4021]

Found the stalker

[@Nahbruhsheesh]

This better be worth it. Enjoy your last moments ben!!!

[@saintdominicreview]

This year for Halloween, obese BummBoy Tim Dillon will be treating his "Gentleman Caller's'" to one of his celebrated, hand-crafted artisan Bourbon & Buttermilk enemas, along with a special prize for the best costume. (Spoiler alert---the special prize is a heavily soiled pair of John Goodman's panties)

[@Leo_Cameron]

Ben should be press secretary for Biden by now

[@buckhardly5211]

"I thought cereal just kindof happened. But it turns out there are people doing it. " 🤣🤣🤣

[@tylerlaforest7917]

Love that Tim has actually worked real jobs and realizes how messed up these company’s treat workers. I also believe Tim working most his life gave him a work ethic that his stronger then most comedians.

[@soicybunny]

“stop watching comedy specials. get a life.” lmaoooo

[@cholz91]

Was getting worried when it wasn’t posted, Checked again before going to sleep and now Its almost 3am and here I am. 20 minutes in and great episode so far, Tim is definitely a national treasure

[@BlekJamal]

I also have no life!

[@sososo2881]

Pathetic

[@brileymoreno4108]

Powers out where I'm at in OC. Watching this in a candle lit room really hits different. Thanks for keeping me company, Tim!

[@MoreBud-Angel]

I'm in Oc. Wheres it out at?

[@brileymoreno4108]

@@MoreBud-Angel Costa Mesa

[@martiansarepunk]

@@brileymoreno4108 Unrelated, and silly, but it's hysterical that Costa Mesa. Triggers the Google pop up, translate to English. Only to then see Costa Mesa, twice.

[@HardenJID]

It’s a real knife fight out there

[@bimbodice624]

Your from California your whole state deserves power outages. Thats God working mysteriously.

[@brentbarrus9754]

The entire human species needs to have a sit down with Principal Dillon.

[@hasanmahmud6998]

Yes or Yes?

[@Antonio-hb8rd]

Kellogs: "Our employees get $120,000 a year" Union worker: "They work 8 days a week" They're all liars.

[@720pLyrics]

you forgot about the day after sunday and before monday

[@mustavogaia2655]

@@720pLyricsthere is a n extrashift on friturday

[@HenryPaulThe3rd]

Both the Union and Kellogg’s sound like they’re full of shit

[@Sarry-Banders999]

@@HenryPaulThe3rd Hell yeah, factories. always known for their easygoing work environments

[@HenryPaulThe3rd]

@@Sarry-Banders999 I’ve worked in a few. Honestly not too bad. Not easy for people who are whiny and expect everything handed to them, though

[@haevan92]

This is one of those episodes that encapsulates everything I love about this show- a variety hour.

[@Zgembo121]

Ben keeps screwing up but hes so young and fragile , we can’t stay mad at him

[@Thardunkichud]

You are Ben, aren't you?

[@niggster]

Hello, Ben.

[@MichaelTheChairman]

If Tim had a special on Netflix… They would crucify the CEO in the lobby ✝️

[@FranciscoXavierVargas]

That would be the intro

[@Goldpanda386]

They should give Tim a special he is in the lbgtq community. They need representation now after the outrage.

[@MichaelTheChairman]

@@FranciscoXavierVargas 😂

[@MichaelTheChairman]

@@Goldpanda386 very true!

[@RoadsidePicnic]

$120,000 for the average Kelloggs employee lmao. Guess I'm leaving the emergency room for cereal production

[@SHAWN-rz6vu]

The sense of comedy Tim has, the way he took time to study the series in such depth, is just utter genius, I belly laughed about 5 times. INTENSE IMAGINATION 🔥

[@PASoundStudio]

Tim your story about the homeless rescued in Austin made me smile and cry and the same time. Love you guys. Keep it coming.

[@seandawson5899]

Tim makes me laugh so hard I forget I'm straight

[@WynnterGreen]

When your memory returns does your epiglottis feel like it's taken a pounding recently?

[@jon1039]

When the podcast is late, I say a prayer for Ben. We never know when he won’t be with us anymore. Tim will be living in Dubai.

[@benjaminreyes3624]

Dubai isn't that friendly to gay men

[@Zgembo121]

@@benjaminreyes3624 tim will pass just fine thank you very much

[@Zgembo121]

Lil Ben is so fragile, i worry about him like 24/7

[@benjaminreyes3624]

@@Zgembo121 Tim is gonna wanna hook up on a gay app eventually 😅

[@cdubsoptional7849]

Guys, this is supposed to be a children's show, so let's try to keep the creepiness to a pg rating, ok?

[@tyler93853]

The fact he's talking about the strike I live right by is just hilarious to me lol

[@EvilDick1995]

Same here, I live in Galesburg. I was born in Battle Creek.

[@linseyhorton3336]

Then it is up to you guys to make Tim’s dream of the picketing Wheaties come true😂

[@everydayedgar5782]

TIm has the only podcast where I actually listen to the Ad's.

[@catchbooker7257]

22:50 “average 2020 earnings for the majority of our hourly cereal employee’s, was $120,000 (😮😮😮)”. “That’s a complete lie”. 😂😂😂😂

[@LuckyLuch1]

Tims a fan of Nelk because they are also masters of fake business.

[@larsbee]

if nelk is fake .... I want in...

[@SoundRayStudio1]

Rip to anyone who bought into their gambling scam lol

[@pin65371]

lol... those guys are gonna end up in jail.

[@jrhwood_]

Maths time: The average was the measure used to described the wages for the Kellogs employees because it is subject to outliers. In other words, if they pay their bosses and management heaps of money, the average will be higher. If they were being honest, they would give the median wage. This gives the wage of the employee in the middle of the company. I would wager my left nut, that the median wage is far lower than the average wage. This just goes to show their is a great wage disparity within the company. More of a reason to go on strike.

[@bobsmudger3979]

Bloody great comment 👍

[@TaddiestMason]

Now apply that same logic to the entire national average income/wages.

[@charliestevens2256]

Math and logic are not the strong suit in that area apparently… the employee said they work 8 days a week (there’s only 7 days in a week, this could be the whole problem)

[@chipwalter4490]

In America we say "Math Time" not Math"s" pluralized. And in America there is no socialized medicine. So go back and watch the video again where they say the employees are given health insurance at no cost. The $120,000. wage average clearly must contain that "medical coverage" factoring heavily in a bloated shell game math equation. I'm guessing their insurance is based out of a veterinary barn in Iowa and then them citing price categories of medical expenses in Palm Springs. Boom- suddenly everyone is is making $120, 000. when their "free" insurance is factored in at obscene over- valuation rates.

[@faceplants2]

@@charliestevens2256 I think they meant 8 shifts per week. What they actually said didn't convey any real info.

[@jacobyowell104]

Remember when we were all good enough to see Tim's eyes?

[@jhart1127]

I mean we used to see them, but we were never good enough.

[@lam936]

hes too coked out to not wear the aviators now

[@erikal4135]

3 months.

[@dmelson7502]

We are not worthy.

[@a.k.4o]

That was a privilege experienced by only the early fans

[@nicolasamariles9994]

“i just dragged you kicking and screaming the whole way” Ben with his best line ever 😂

[@michaelbooth1325]

I've listened to almost every episode several times... this is an all time great

[@CoolAdam247]

Tim has been wearing sunglasses to hide the black eyes he got from Ben's wife after he dissed her man on the pod one too many times. #BattleAxeBae ❤

[@ethanhardgrave3254]

oh my god its cool adam.

[@brandonmoore7506]

@@ethanhardgrave3254 and judging by that profile picture, he is one hip, swingin' dude, that Cool Adam character

[@ethanhardgrave3254]

@@brandonmoore7506 There are a lot of old wives tales about this Cool Adam fellow

[@brandonmoore7506]

@@ethanhardgrave3254 I once heard that Cool Adam met his last chick at a Starbucks. She walked by him and he said, "excuse me ma'am, but you dropped something" and she was like "what did I drop" and he was like "my jaw" and then she dropped another thing: her panties. I heard this, and I was skeptical... because nobody is THAT cool...

[@sannieslancer855]

@@brandonmoore7506 you give this cool Adam guy 20 dollars and he thinks he’s getting a bonus!

[@rayb558]

Now magic spoon has Tim taking out the competition this cereal game is cut throat

[@BlekJamal]

One might even say , it’s a real knife fight out there.

[@mustavogaia2655]

I woldnt be surprised if Tim himselk or his FBI handlers were not involved in pomoting the strike.

[@Goldpanda386]

He should have done magic spoon ad right after the Kellogg rant.

[@Riomojo]

I now need to see a painting of Toucan Sam with his wing around Mao Zedong

[@tical0187]

17:00 and now what does Kellogg’s have to say 2 years later… DINNER time

[@the_pantichrist2279]

I really, truly enjoy this hour every week. Not many good sources of entertainment anymore so this shit rips crazy everytime

[@dayeak57]

He seriously went full Dr Suess on that ad read...and crushed it

[@sonnymatthews5452]

Tim Dillion is the only Friend of Joe Rogan who is actually funny.

[@Audiofatuation]

Often Segura. But not always

[@inpusket]

@@Audiofatuation also Bert,sometimes. And let's not forget about Burr.

[@trolmct6972]

So true

[@ffvffv5709]

The only funny from Rogan’s troupe that tickle my funny bone are double D: Diaz and Dillon.

[@oldgreg517]

@@ffvffv5709 and Duncan, I'd say

[@DigitalCriminalsOnline]

Thank Christ! I needed this

[@nathanboskoski]

Tim Dillon I love you. I legit don’t laugh this much during any other podcast

[@hasanmahmud6998]

Tim I am so happy you exist. Much love my man.

[@MrSwaggtastic]

No wonder we're going through inflation, they're paying cereal makers 120 grand a year.

[@huberticusrex]

Yeah let's give more money to the shareholders! Way better use of money

[@Emidretrauqe]

@@huberticusrex The joke was that it's obviously a bullshit number...

[@reidsimonson]

Imagine sitting on a line moving your hands every few minutes mindlessly making as much as a doctor.

[@mattsmusic9361]

Sounds like Ben's got some serious competition in the background laughter stakes.

[@BlekJamal]

Someone tell Ray to pipe down

[@bethanybergeson4192]

I love listening to Tim; so funny and so relatable. As a recovered addict of ten years, I was dying laughing when he suggested a respectable addiction is popping a Percocet in your cubicle, been there done that. 🤣🤣

[@jamiezuzu7326]

Same lol

[@parrhesiapodcast3421]

I have been laughing at this so much! Thanks Guys! Big love from Australia brother.

[@Three-LeggedCat]

I was coerced into going to church but I brought my earbud and I'm listening to this instead, praise God

[@lumin3370]

Hey Tim! Thnx for all you do 😎 (Ben too!) Love your Patreon channel too.

[@AG-gy7qq]

Tim you need to do this daily. We should petition for you to fill rush Limbaugh’s old time slot 12-3pm DAILY

[@buridah328]

Ironically his special made me sympathise with trans people. The fact that they’re attacking him over jokes baffles me.

[@alfredocastro3071]

Exactly!

[@deezyD93]

These people will never be satisfied. Everyone is constantly on the prowl for something to be offended by…

[@dmelson7502]

@@deezyD93 I'm offended by your lack of offense at what offended me. 🤔

[@deezyD93]

@@dmelson7502 I’m offended at your offense to my lack of offense of what originally offended you.

[@klubbs617]

Tim looks like he lost his luggage at the airport and had to buy clothes from the gift shop.

[@grantguillemette813]

1:11:58 - Tim sounding so much like Daniel Day-Lewis line in There will be blood . Bravo Tim! LOL

[@lastsecondhero87]

Comedy sounds like a real knife fight!

[@gabecordoba-hawthorne7510]

Tim Dillon is what I look forward to for free every week

[@funkngonuts]

Time for that Sunday morning bump before finishing Saturday.

[@vicb018]

Ben's reaffirming nod when Tim starts to take a hard left turn, so funny

[@goudyfivecoats3789]

You make my day, and lately I've needed a laugh 🥰 love you guys

[@SUPAMURDA]

When I was in grade school, they used to bus overflow city kids into my suburban elementary school. On halloween we all dressed up and do a little parade. Many of the city kids couldn't afford costumes, or didn't have parents who'd send them in a costume (much like Ryan). So the school would shove a garbage bag over their head and tape a construction paper white "m" on it and make them all brown m and m's.

[@chrisblackman3282]

More M for marginalized trash

[@johnmobile5747]

Mine used to take costume donations cause you know most kids just wear it once and then out grow it. So they’d just have a costume closet and let all the poor kids wear it for the day wash them and throw them back in the closet for next year

[@zshakur]

LOL...that's so fucked up...brown M&Ms? LMAO!!!

[@larryjohnson3087]

Not sleeping really pans out...thanks Tim.

[@hello9GAG]

Tim, I don't know if you saw this, but it would appear that comedian Dave Chapelle has been embroiled in yet another controversy in regards to the transgender community. I thought I should let you know, because it's been under everyone's radar, and it's such an important event to discuss for days, maybe even weeks. I'm thinking a section of a future history book should be dedicated to it.

[@bernlin2000]

13:57 Tim acting like he doesn't know what Market Basket is while wearing a Massachusetts' shirt XD I don't know what to believe lol

[@connorcoward4077]

The look on both Tim and Ben’s faces when the woman comes on the news talking about meat. They both knew what was coming 😂

[@Grilledhotchips]

"Now there's no cereal???? Cuz these ppl wanna see their kids?" - Tim Dillon

[@bradybrown557]

I have a friend named Ryan, and he is exactly like how Tim described him! lmaooo

[@devinfrancis2294]

He just said “ you don’t just get into Antfia, you start with Halloween” .. I’m fucking crying right now

[@zackriederer4243]

“Do people know what’s morally right” is possibly the funniest thing Tim ever said 😂😂😂

[@rjmacready6693]

Tim and Ben. I work at Rivian and we are on mandatory 12 hour shifts right now tryna to get our output up before the holidays. Thank you boys for doin this for us every week it helps me get through my VERY LONG FUCKING DAY.

[@Square60]

I've learned more from this episode than anyone has from CNN for the last 20 years.

[@donniedarko3259]

I hear Joe Rogan is still waiting on Tim's cigarette stained couch to be interviewed 🤣

[@HealthFitness_Hacks]

Yoooo late releases are the best. Fellow insomniacs, arise!!!!

[@tbs4liiife]

Your rants are the best, Tim. 👍👍

[@YoungSantasGroupie]

Well that solves the riddle of who was pissing in my corn flakes. Thanks Tim