The Time Jimmy Told a Slightly Anti-American Joke! | Jimmy Carr

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[@chessenthusiast]

I’m American, and that is the least offensive, most fact-based joke about us you could tell. If dude got offended, he’s an insecure Karen

[@madnessbydesign1415]

Fellow American here: He's not wrong - it's a good joke... :)

[@alphanerd7221]

Not very funny.

[@DavidMontgomery1]

It’s modestly amusing, but certainly not offensive. Carr is a great comic.

[@alphanerd7221]

@@DavidMontgomery1 It's certainly offensive, not worth getting worked up about but objectively offensive.

[@Mahtijanis]

⁠@@alphanerd7221”Objectively offensive” sounds like an oxymoron to me… :D

[@TastyScotch]

“We hired Jimmy Carr and he made fun of everyone.” “Well, i mean… that’s why you hired him, right?”

[@wyattsherrer94]

If only people here could take a joke as well as they take extra fries.

[@DavidTa2]

Nice

[@flappingarms9335]

😂😂😂

[@daddystu7046]

Or their uncles sausage.

[@hansOrf]

Or up the ass 😮

[@237homer238]

You... you have the frys extra, so you can have the pure lard were they are made in????? And you guys pretend to beleve in god....

[@John.Not-Jack.Daniels]

To be fair, he wasn't wrong about Kiedis.

[@atomicwedgie8176]

Kiedis went to Jeffries 'Island'. True monster.

[@Reggie2000]

​@@atomicwedgie8176 What did he do on the island that you have proof of? 🤔

[@theshushu7940]

@@Reggie2000 Went digging and the "flight logs" are fake so Kiedis never went. That doesn't mean he didn't sexually assault someone or have a sexual relationship with a 14y/o both verified. The relationship he wrote about in his book.

[@dimwitdave9344]

@@theshushu7940 i love RHCP music, I read and enjoyed Kiedis' autobiography. But my god he is an asshole

[@avtomatt554]

Jimmy Carr, pushing people's buttons? Well this comes out of nowhere. Wish I could have caught him in Pittsburgh, hope he makes it back to the US soon.

[@Vortex-Prod-official]

i love jimmy carr, cant stop laughing at all the content

[@LargePilot]

"Think of it as friendly fire". Something the Septics are good at 😂

[@steved2008]

Yeah thanks for explaining that gag

[@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid]

The Septics LOL where did that term for Americans come from? God they are so septic. Half of em want to elect a crooked autocrat who tried a coup just to "punish the libs."

[@klumpytheklown3798]

I don't get it.

[@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid]

Setpic is slang for American. Idk how it started but I like it.

[@steved2008]

@@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid septic tank = Yank

[@General_Madness]

OMG JIMMY CARR SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE NO WAY NOBODY SAW THIS COMING! 😂

[@metalzonemt-2]

"Happy birthday, mom".🤣

[@CMOT101]

Mum*

[@joannmay-anthony1076]

I can! My grandfather was from Manchester area and was hysterical!.

[@LEGENDCITYest1963]

That rug really ties the room together.

[@branemente]

But, that’s just, like, your opinion…maann!

[@Robert.Sheard]

Both savage and hysterical.

[@davidva8694]

Just because somebody is popular doesn’t mean you should apologize for being correct

[@MisterLobb]

It’s hard being funny when some self important … err person, takes it personally when you’re not even aware he was there. I’m sure it was more fun in the retelling than in experiencing it.

[@TheQuinian]

I'm an American, after you told the joke, I laughed and shouted "'Murca!!"

[@kevinbush4300]

2:35... I once saw you say that's your favourite sound in the world, Jim. I suppose it's a little scary in a roomful of nutters! 😂

[@garyweglarz]

Great stuff!

[@spaceo8568]

As an American, few things tickle me more than people who are not American or do not come from the states, making fun of Americans. Lol. It always makes me laugh.

[@tectorgorch8698]

Just saw your new Netflix special. Great job!

[@megiab]

heyyyy. I just saw Jimmy Carr laughs funny and it was great fun!

[@JokeAlley]

I am taking notes. I have a photographic memory but I ran out of film

[@falconpowerful2362]

I read that as “pornographic memory” at first… I thought I had met a likeminded person.

[@JokeAlley]

@@falconpowerful2362 lol

[@bbb462cid]

LOL Do not for a second believe Brits do not get offended as easily as anyone else. Jimmy's great, love his style.

[@penguinista]

There are people who can take it both sides of the Atlantic. And people who can't.

[@jamescuttler8047]

I hope you know Americans are famous for not being able to take what they dish out

[@joebloggs396]

Well the UK doesn't get jokes about it but rather pathetic bigotism from extremely insecure people. Jokes are comedy not hate.

[@alphanerd7221]

More so.

[@DoItOrDoNot-pb6vc]

Eat as much as you CAN.... You it probably tastes awful.

[@timbuktu8069]

Jimmy Carr likes to push buttons. That's his routine. It doesn't bother me as long as I know what I'm in for.

[@420jacksonian]

i'm american and i love you jimmy, if someone can't take a joke, they def shouldn't be at a comedy show

[@paulsengupta971]

They weren't, they were at an awards ceremony!

[@chrismanuel9768]

​@@paulsengupta971which are comedy shows with trophies

[@The_real_Arovor]

In your defense. Kiedis is way overrated. 🤣

[@mrg1911]

Jimmy! They give you a free t-shirt here in America when you finish the ole-96-er…..(steak in ounces) Forgive me, how old is your Nana again? 😂😂

[@dylancobalt7807]

Wow Americans really cannot speak English. This is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@daneenmurf1043]

96 ounces ....... thats six pounds !!! I've seen smaller babies grow up to be big strong men !

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Lov jimmy carr jokes

[@markkennard861]

Not sure how Jimmy would go touring through the US bible belt...

[@richard6440]

Very quickly :)

[@howardchambers9679]

​@@richard6440a bit like the Top Gear team....

[@remoevans7847]

About as well as the West Coast, East Coast or Northeast. The entire country is over saturated with emotional hemophiliacs.

[@mattep74]

In Argentina? ​@@howardchambers9679

[@fiddley]

Did he borrow those trousers off his Dad?

[@frasergibson5763]

Americans are a bit of an enigma for me. They managed to make all these great sitcoms without having a sense of humour

[@penguinista]

We used it all up making the classic sitcoms. Now we just have the synthetic stuff made from soy.

[@josephgreen2824]

Which American sitcoms do you speak of?

[@alphanerd7221]

Americans have the best sense of humor. That's why our comedies are the most popular in the world. We invented the art forms of Stand up and the Sitcom.

[@frasergibson5763]

@@alphanerd7221 how can you have the best sense of humour, yet be the most easily offended people on the planet?

[@alphanerd7221]

@@frasergibson5763 We aren't. That would be the Israelis.

[@NightlightLullabies99]

Jimmy Carr now is starting to look a bit like Cliff Richards.

[@j.x.x.r3645]

'£17 for that? you're having a ... laugh' Well then they've got what they paid for, right? What else can someone hope for at a comedy show?

[@peterwilliambonney9255]

Laugh at others..or laugh about yourself..humour is direct 😉 shine..why do we do we why..hate out of 10 counts about..

[@Phreak0matic]

That map joke aged well... What with SatNav and everything

[@badbasic]

Oh trust me, it still happens, even with satnavs. The number of times I asked my wife to do something with a sat nav and she effed up is astounding🥺😭

[@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

Well, as an American I can definitely say this is a man who's seen the inside of a Golden Corral. Also, screw that guy, the joke was funny.

[@mkozlinski]

Call it a victimization but: you hire Jimmy Carr you should have seen it coming.

[@johnnybacklund153]

Lots of Americans (certainly not all) takes jokes about their country just as good as some more extreme islamic states takes jokes about islam

[@Charles.Wright]

Hey let's not lose our heads here

[@shaungillam6596]

Of COURSE Americans can take a joke. We had tRump for "president", didn't we?

[@user-nz9ni6vb5y]

Jimmy age gracefully mate. I don’t know what you’re doing but you’re looking a bit odd. Stop before you turn into Simon Cowell.

[@user-xh4bw2zc4g]

Hes doing Tim Vine at his own game!

[@ktharamseye2197]

👏👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏👏🏻

[@r0llinguphill483]

"I'm a fairly modern man" but still uses fucking maps...

[@IqarP15]

I don't get what the joke is? Is it the restaurant names or something else?

[@chgjake2230]

It’s making fun of americans for being fat and competitive

[@danholm4952]

IM MURIKA, WORST PEOPLE EVER!

[@oz_jones]

😂 not even close

[@alphanerd7221]

Best country ever, no close second.

[@timkutz7042]

So jimmys whole thing these days is crying about being canceled but purposefully saying things in hope that he DOES get canceled. It’s a very tired trope he playing. He better than …I hope

[@frankman2]

he's looking skinny. are you ok?

[@samuel5591]

It's nice to watch old Jimmy Carr clips, back when he was funny and not just lecturing people for 50% of his netflix specials.

[@JamifyYT]

His new stuff is funny as well in my opinion but I respect yours. Surely the lecturing is a means/bridge to introduce and discuss the topics he makes jokes about.

[@CowHorace]

They took 4 jokes on 9/11

[@ThanhTanyaBenMansour]

It gets old.

[@charliebrady3751]

Jimmy Carr is rather tedious. And a tax cheat, to boot.

[@Amanojaku8]

Wow, so bad. Really taken a dive.

[@bannann_aa]

How is any of these funny