The time where Pastra and I became parents...

[@DustD.Reaper]

Pastra having pity for a stranded piglin and deciding to adopt it is the most Pastra thing possible, cant wait for the eventual family vlogs where Spiff teaches little Goldie how to break Security Breach and uncle Phil makes Goldie drink and teaches him all the swearwords like a good irresponsible uncle

[@NadieNobody-k1r]

ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY!

[@reisspatterson3500]

Yes, and Lyra is gonna be the cool aunt who is simultaneously ridiculous and funny, as well as the one making sure SOMEONE is supervised when visiting the little guy. That someone is our favorite toxic blob of goo.

[@familytablet6453]

@@NadieNobody-k1r Why must I be reminded of that meme. especially when a fandom it's used in takes up half my brain.

[@NadieNobody-k1r]

@@familytablet6453 Because most of them make content related to the funny little Bear Game?

[@Beowolf-jy5rc]

id have 2 nickles if i had a nickle for every time a minecraft smp were 2 male player's fathered a baby piglin

[@Plexxis_SugarPom]

Pastra has two modes. Horror fanatic friend mode. And kitten crazy child keeper.

[@robertvsgamming4649]

Pastra yelling "I'm in a prison!!" and crying as his marketable plush is just too funny for me.

[@nachonaitor5535]

The minute?

[@Sushi_Slushie]

@@nachonaitor5535right here 0:50

[@Kit-no9uo]

10/10 parenting but can we just appreciate that his axe is called "Community Guidlines" 😂

[@crumblycookie3518]

Truly the best horror KZbinr power couple of all time.

[@sillyember9038]

If I had a nickel for every time a pair of KZbinrs got a zombie piglin son and named them Micheal, I would have two nickels, which is not a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

[@Andy_Enderson]

I know, it's incredibly strange that it happened twice, hopefully this one doesn't get kidnapped by a corrupt jail warden...hopefully

[@DavidBaronYT]

fuckin huh

[@void_berry]

@@DavidBaronYT OH HE DOESN'T KNOW LMAO (So basically on the Dream SMP Ranboo and Tubbo [Two very well known variety streamers] adopted a piglen from the nether and they also named it Micheal)

[@imaginarym00n]

I WAS GONNA SAY like i thought someone suggested it in chat... time is a flat circle i swear

[@Andy_Enderson]

@@imaginarym00n eh...more of a spiral, but yeah very strange that it happened twice.

[@laurice1285]

Can't wait to the eventual divorce and fight for the custody of Michael "Goldie" Schmidt on the next episode.

[@AlannaArtroid]

If I had a nickel for every time a baby Piglin was adopted by two guys (one who is he/they), named Michael, and brought home via a boat on a Minecraft SMP, I'd have TWO nickels! Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@aidenite8948]

What’s the other one?

[@AlannaArtroid]

@@aidenite8948 The Dream SMP. More specifically, Ranboo and Tubbo. They did the exact same thing.

[@NooNahha]

Why is a piglin being named Michael is so agreed upon???

[@marimationsowo]

this gave me flashbacks

[@marimationsowo]

this gave me flashbacks

[@betagear7549]

They are good parents, if you subtract the part of them giving their child a life threatening disease.

[@louzo5175]

well technicly it just makes goldy immortal(infinite lifespan)

[@Fuer64]

I love the Juxtaposition of David and Pastra celebrating Goldie, while it says "Rise of the Mafia" at the top of the scren

[@RandomStuffGaming]

I now genuinely understand how special Goldie is 🥲

[@louzo5175]

he really is! i adore this litol goober

[@spicybeeeeef]

why is he actually so cute i would die for goldy

[@DavidBaronYT]

we stan goldie

[@imaginarym00n]

yall speedrunnin every smp event i swear. startin wars, becomin parents, capitalism, mafias... now all we need is some good ol fashioned possession :-)

[@louzo5175]

n w it literaly named HAUNTED smp i bet that will happen someday

[@Beowolf-jy5rc]

don't forget a prison, a big base swap, anarchy, & super special netherite Armour what corrupts the user.

[@NameGoesThere-_-]

You guys are such good parents

[@DavidBaronYT]

we were made for this

[@nachonaitor5535]

​@@DavidBaronYTthis is basic training to become father in real live

[@harlequeenchannel]

If i had a nickel for every time two people from an smp adopt a nether piglin and named him Michael, id have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but... you get it

[@minxyayala]

If I had a nickel of every time two players decided to adopt a zombie pigline named Michael, I would have two nickel. Which isn't a lot but it weird that it happened twice.

[@ignoreeverythingonthischan3147]

And if one had to be a he/they who gets called gender, makes analog horror content, simps for a resident evil protagonist, has a green friend with relations to slime, has another friend who has relations to the color blue, sold a plushie of themself and got mentally tortured and forced to do the biddings of a bitch with a big smile (in a story)… you’d still have two nickels

[@meyramerah]

​@@ignoreeverythingonthischan3147which re protags?

[@ignoreeverythingonthischan3147]

@@meyramerahwell Leon is well known for ranboo, but at the end of Pastra Re3 video, they called Jill hot and simped.

[@Beowolf-jy5rc]

@@ignoreeverythingonthischan3147 "biddings of a bitch with a big smile (in a story)…" so it would be lannkman for pastra but for ranboo, slimesecle & hetch don't have big smile's but the puzzler doesn't have a real big smile only his mask dose so technically you're not right on that last one, tho you would be if it was "with an elongated chin".

[@ignoreeverythingonthischan3147]

@@Beowolf-jy5rc I was talking about in dsmp lore, i think c!Dream possessed c!Ranboo but honestly it’s been like 2 years idfk anymore.

[@BloodSlinga]

We need Phisnom here as an agent of chaos, with Nik and StupidButterfly as his henchmen.

[@TheTownNarcoleptic]

@@JDBeau that’s just a crime syndicate at that point

[@Sushi_Slushie]

@@TheTownNarcolepticthe doom syndicate💀-

[@RealKipper1324]

Platonically raising children together

[@Plexxis_SugarPom]

If i had a nickel for everytime two Minecraft smp players find a baby piglin and decide to name it MICHEAL OF ALL THINGS, id have two nickels. Its not a lot, but its weird it happened twice.

[@sleepyhollowo]

if i had a nickel for every time two streamers adopted a piglin and named it Michael, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice!

[@normeychiapatterson9559]

I never expected that david and pastra would become parents, but it is very wholesome to see

[@Exe_gaming030]

You know, the last time 2 people adopted a zombified piglin with their name being Michael, I don’t recall it ending that well Not that I would know, I’ve watched a few lore videos but I’ve never actually seen a stream on that particular server

[@nicknugget9978]

I didn't even know that Pastra played minecraft till now! But now that I do, I'm so happy to see even more uncovered content from him. But also kinda sad that I missed so much.😅

[@zakoppi777]

he used to be in the minecraft club so i'm not too surprised, i was from the fact that there was a smp filled with horror-tubers i watch tho so that's p cool to learn

[@Hashten]

More Pastra and David content!!!!!

[@Andy_Enderson]

Because of course you'd adopt a piglin and name it Michael.

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

Alright, now imagine this… This giant eldritch horror monster somehow ends up with this completely random dude and the 2 somehow marry and have KIDS. That is effectively what I am seeing here in the title.

[@barakingplayz5581]

I love how pastra finds a pet in literally any game... Even bendy...

[@Piixie_Hollow]

Can’t wait for the inevitable fanart! :)

[@CatoTato]

Lmao true

[@ThePenguinMan]

Oh yeah people will probably make very wholesom- oh. oh no.

[@Piixie_Hollow]

@@ThePenguinMan FEAR THE WHOLESOMENESS

[@Piixie_Hollow]

@@ThePenguinManI think I just understood it wasn’t the wholesome you feared-

[@Cinder_the_Art_Gal8144]

Goldie is the fan favorite of the SMP change my mind

[@GG553]

Me and my at the time friend (now girlfriend) had this happen to us, just chilling on a mc server then a baby zombie piglin came up to us and we just went "Guess we're parents now" His name was joel and we loved him so much

[@rangerkenny665]

With you too as parents he will be the most chaotic piglet that’s ever been in Minecraft.

[@louzo5175]

unlike inventive sheltered winter prince that is, michael the prequel

[@craftingtales2790]

Goodness gracious, that thumbnail is hilarious, adorable, AND artistically impressive!

[@samsungfrid_ge]

The name Michael's gave me like flashbacks- I just relived everything

[@snowblizzard7623]

So, I have to hope that Michael "Goldie" Smit isn't doomed to undo the sins of his parents (which is the mafia).

[@fjccunanan]

Oh no... *Im having flashbacks from when ranboo and tubbo in the dream smp adopted a piglin.*

[@louzo5175]

and this one is named michael too im crying bro is michael of this universe

[@nachonaitor5535]

​@@louzo5175its a canon event

[@khaotickiri8223]

History repeats itself, I guess

[@ignoreeverythingonthischan3147]

“I think I’ve seen this film before, and I didn’t like the ending”- Taylor swift, Exile

[@MichaelMSHuber]

Pastra calling him little guy remembers me of Bendy

[@FluffGoob]

This is reminding me of dsmp Michel Soo much!

[@louzo5175]

cant wait for a fanfic to include them both in 1 minecraft reality n michael n goldie becoming best friends maybe long lost twin situation royalty au? pwahaha didnt expect pastra to be a viable smp character a week ago

[@jaxx743]

Okay I cannot just be me but these to remind me of Tubbo and Ranboo and Michael I’m not the only one right please I’m not the only one

[@lilaniloxi]

i swear, when i saw the child was a zombie piglin, i had a fucking war flashback- edit: HAD ANOTHER ONE WHEN YOU SAID MICHEAL-

[@lucythelittledoll2385]

Same-

[@minecraftbeelol]

ME TOO

[@MimeThe]

2 best friends platonically raising a child :)

[@sheepysnowtato824]

I love seeing people try and tame/adopt unusual mobs in Minecraft cause everyone always assumes leads will work for anything, then when it doesn't, they switch to boats, then when they realize that boats can't go up, they try water then slabs or stairs. It's just so funny to me how such a basic mechanic of the game is misundersto.od by the masses and everyone always has the same thought process to try and fix the issue before realizing that yeah the game ain't gonna let you have your little friend without a fight. Go.od on you guys for using pistons, though. Most just release the animal and pray that they go in the direction they want with some encouraging pushes, or box them in and try to lead them through an ugly improvised tunnel.

[@Bill_solo69420]

5:28 pastra saying jesse is golden

[@kirbyfan2088]

An Eldridge horror demon that eat’s children and a blue and purple guy make the best parents

[@ggbaitelo4580]

Put minecart rails at the entrance of the stairs, mobs can't get through them, it's better than a fence.

[@infiniteideassquared9102]

I wonder if, like other mobs, Goldie is able to wear armor, and if they're able to equip the little guy with pieces of golden armor? Not even as protection from other mobs, just aesthetic!

[@MiriDoingThings]

Goldie's lore goes HARD

[@GachaliaNatalia_YT]

If I had a nickel for every time a Piglen baby from the nether named Michael was taken home by two youtubers,, the joke is the Dream SMP. You've read it a thousand times.

[@areyoukittenme1677]

I guess love knows no bounds, especially bringing a piglin home to adopt it because you felt pity on it😂

[@DeniInDenial]

Bro, phisnom?! I can’t imagine him playing Minecraft. I think he’d probably be the jschlatt of the server

[@mrTank42]

i am shocked and enraged I was called a nerd. will be contacting my legal team mr david “david baron” baron. 😭😭😭😭

[@Eepystars]

i immediately thought abt micheal, he's such a lil guy :D

[@JNJNRobin1337]

i feel like if i could i'd see if they'd prefer if goldie stayed a regular piglin or not just incase i could learn something quick to disable zombification for piglins, atleast exclusive to goldie

[@El_Asado]

Most responsible parents known to mankind

[@louzo5175]

MICHAEL DSMP REINCARNATION??? fr fr? ong? goldie for the win his lore goes crazyy

[@postmary4333]

So these two are basically the Tubbo and Rambo with this Smp 

[@Polyguywashere]

Bet he made goldies last name Schmidt to torment phil

[@TheProAtPUBG]

Oh my god hes adorable, i want to hug Goldie

[@SirFiftyFive]

This video was so wholesome 100 keanu chungus! need more.

[@DavidBaronYT]

KEANU CHUNGUS?

[@YourAverageChad]

David and Pastra good parents. Good parents = good parents are good parents. David & Pastra are very good parents parenting parents with parents when parents parent the parenting parent. Pastra parent yes parent the parent yes good parent. David is the yes parent parent yes the parent parent good parent = good. Very good video of david and Pastra being good parents parenting parents while parenting the parents whilst parenting the parents of parents.

[@jaygetscreative4401]

If i had a nickel each time a pair of streamers adopt a baby zombie pigman in an SMP and named them “Michael” i’d have two nickels, which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice

[@Gurtopolis]

Being you named him michael, oh you sweet summer child. That's the name of a dream smp character, which, ironically was a baby zombie piglin. Also, secondary, good video. I'm invested

[@KaylaXD_28]

This reminds me of Micheal from dsmp.

[@louzo5175]

we can count that as reincarnation bc michaelthe prequel *died in a nuklear blast*

[@Monchi_Bows]

​@@louzo5175actually Micheal didn't die in the blast, he got taken into the nether by ghostboo

[@nachonaitor5535]

​@@louzo5175the fun part, the dreamsmp will never be continued, so this coincidence will be perfect for the lore theories and fanfics

[@exodragons8215]

"i dont speak nerd" "Is playing minecraft which is one of the nerdiest games going"

[@nachonaitor5535]

The irony is over 900

[@exodragons8215]

@@nachonaitor5535 only 900? He's gotta step his game up

[@imalltheragex2000]

Goldie wanted to look spooky like their adoptive father Pastra so when they got to the overworld they zombified to become spooky... Also their gold ingot is like a wittle teddy bear

[@ThirtyDimensionedMissile]

This deserves the most weirdest title award.

[@CatoTato]

They are lovers lmao

[@shadow_shine3578]

Baby piglins are the orphans od minecraft and everyone wants to adopt them.

[@AMirrorCat]

If I had a nickel for every time two dudes adopted a baby zombie piglin named Michael in Minecraft, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice

[@Bammesgecko]

The boys playing minecraft! Lets hope no one bullies them for doing so!

[@retii5047]

All adopted baby piglins should be named with name started Mi

[@4etirehglaziy]

Like to see people, making the same content, enjoying time in Minecraft SMP. Reminds me of Bounce SMP, where lot of vtubers play

[@ashwynclarke3609]

I can't wait for when David and Pastra have a custody battle.

[@noelleon8595]

Ayo thanks for the info didnt know even phil was on there

[@Caffeinepirate-oc2hc]

That was stream I might rewatch someday...

[@MythirVT]

Gol D. Michael is one of the piglins of all time.

[@guacotaco4349]

My single life plan from now on is just to become a popular enough horror KZbinr to join that smp

[@PublicPax]

Micheal goldie Schmitt 🔛🔝

[@kingdavid6794]

shouldve seen it coming when the dad jokes started

[@Charlotte_char4]

Amazing thumbnail, god damn

[@DavidBaronYT]

All thanks to Azazel // TinyPacky! She did an awesome job on it!

[@TheThunderRabbit]

My dream coming true: My favorite old fnaf youtubers play my favorite game

[@marilynincorporatedofficial]

As a FNaF fangame creator, and KZbinr, I really hope I can be friends with you streamer guys one day. Your guy's friendship is amazing and watch your guy's videos all the time. You FNaF streamers are truly some of the princes of the FNaF community. :] ~ Marilyn Inc.

[@linkal_8097]

My life mission shall be to infiltrate this server and join the mafia.

[@SPG69]

Can’t wait for the divorce arc

[@Bowl-0f-Soup]

Me imagining pastra owning the simpsons poster with the do it for her but it’s Goldie’s pictures

[@Wh1nglef4rt]

We can't forget the chair from Pastra's I'm On Observation Duty stream

[@Tabby_PW]

I was playing ACNH while I watched this and for a brief moment I thought my game glitched because of the music in the video. 😂

[@FabioliRavioli]

Every time you upload on weekends, Goldie should be in the background goofin around

[@Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan]

"here comes the boiiiiiiii"

[@basaltcrust1915]

That is a *LOT* of people

[@carlwaffle]

no please- I'm already drawing, now I wanna draw fanart, this so cute! 😭

[@louzo5175]

omg michaels lost brother, they could go on playdates

[@rajahg5092]

1:33 IM CRYING BRICKS 😭

[@captainkawaii666]

The C H I L D

[@ninja-8224]

i regret not watching pastra stream the SMP it was a mistake to miss it PASTRA I SUMMON THEE TO STREAM AGAIN SOON

[@Echoline77]

this is how you kidnap like a pro. Which is really funny if you've seen DOAI

[@Justapikachu577]

Clyde should not be near children. We all know what happened at Halloween.

[@natethegrape3337]

this video doesnt feel like 30 minutes. it feels like 10 minutes

[@SpringsFNAFTime]

As a fnaf youtuber and a Minecraft fan I am officially jealous and disappointed that I was not invited even though I am still a small fnaf youtuber and it makes sense that I am not invited XD.

[@nachonaitor5535]

One day you will be famous and be in the smp. Do it for all of us

[@SpringsFNAFTime]

@@nachonaitor5535 Thank you! 😄

[@donnietidwell965]

The resurgence of the minecraft club........... I wonder if hunter is gonna join

[@some0fluffy0boi]

Now, to be the ultimate father, one of you become glamrock freddy

[@aurawarrior1367]

I’ve been wanting to get into an smp that isn’t dream or one of the more popular ones with like, a million episodes. From what I’ve seen maybe I’ll use this as a gateway series. Just to clarify, is haunted smp modded or vanilla?