The Top 10 Best Bicycle Saddles! (Our Picks!)

[@jensonusabicycles]

What do you think is the best saddle on the market and why?

[@ThatcherSmith-j9u]

Chromag overture, very comfortable when peddling up and great fore tricks and freeride when descending

[@LaurentiusTriarius]

Gelu k4, for my a*s it's that classic shape, padding is overrated 😂

[@jensonusabicycles]

whoa, you aren't kidding... literally zero padding there haha @@LaurentiusTriarius

[@petehome]

Everve Saddles. Saddles without the need of padded bibs.

[@yamahschector]

WTB tried and true and never fails to be the best seat on any bike I have road

[@a8f235]

6:37 This is the main issue with the WTB Volt saddle, this plastic where it's written Comfort Zone. After a short amount of use this starts delaminating and when that happens you'll start hearing creaking and clicking noises. Personally I thought the noise came from something frame related, and it just drove me nuts. I was really surprised that the sound came out of the headset area of my bike, yet the culprit was only this WTB Volt saddle. It feels like they've just cut out a piece of plastic from a plastic soda bottle and just crammed it in there. That kind of hard and thin plastic will make noise when it is getting squeezed against a hard surface under it, so just imagine sitting on a plastic bottle with only air inside while trying to ride a bike and you can easily imagine the noises that'll make. I find it so sad that this is a common issue more than I have, and yet it doesn't get fixed. It's the best saddle I've had besides this, so my fix was to use epoxy and just push that comfort zone plastic in and fill epoxy into every nook and cranny. That took care of it and I haven't noticed any difference in use which makes me question the functionality of that cutout in the first place. WTB take care of your creaky clacky saddles please...

[@wildbill71]

Really love my Ergon SM Comp. So much that I have one on my 17 Farley EX8 and my 23 Roscoe 8. Can not beat the comfort while not getting numb.

[@jensonusabicycles]

Ergon makes some incredibly comfortable and high quality seats, definitely big fans here. Thanks for the comment!

[@sccxvelo]

Just switchted to regular rails after years on sdg Ibeam with duster or the forumla FX saddles due to the I beam bolt finally went after 8-10 years of use. so using what came on my cx/gravel/outdoor bike a prologo saddle form 2017. The trainer bike is wtb silverado from backup parts box.

[@vincecalimariiii9214]

Went through a few saddles when I bought a couple new bikes to come up to date from my 1993 GT that had been unused for a while. Volt was OK. Got an SDG that was comfortable but gave me cramps in the inner thigh. Bought a xxx with a designed upsweep to make you feel planted. Did not like that feeling! Found myself standing more to escape its grasp. Settled on an Ergon for my S6 and stole the Vetta SL from my GT and put it on my S5 (gave it the Volt). The Vetta SL is the most comfortable I have found so far.

[@Jcool721]

Thanks, what a great video! In the 3D printed saddles pay attention to the details. Yesterday I checked out the Fizik's Antares 3D saddle at the local bike shop. I almost accepted it for the test, but I rejected it. The 3D padding was wrong. Where the seat bones come in, there was a soft section and a hardened section in front of it. Guaranteed to start pressure in the soft tissue. I think it should be opposite. Then the 3D section didn't even cover the edge of the saddle and there remains a sharp carbon fiber edge which is guaranteed to be felt through the shorts. Specialized 3D looks much better though. The Phenom saddle is my favorite but they don't make it anymore. I mean they made gel padded Phenom and the comp version is just too soft for me.

[@siberian13]

I found the Selle SMP the most comfortable saddle for me.

[@MTBRadDad]

I love my specialized Saddle, But i really wanna try that 3d printed one.

[@MonsterChuck]

WTB Volt has been great for me for years..... Just bought one for my new e-mtb and come to find out they ditch the gel layer. Huge bummer because it is not even close to as comfortable as the version I have on my Sentinel.

[@tombeck129]

I have the SDG on my trail bike and the Ergon on my fat bike, both great saddles.

[@jensonusabicycles]

Both are solid choices! Thanks for the comment

[@LaurentiusTriarius]

I personally used to dismiss saddle shapes and prioritize quality padding but I got a heinous carbon seat with no padding by pure chance and it's the most comfortable saddle I've ever had...

[@jensonusabicycles]

Yep, an employee here was just telling me about his 3D printed, carbon railed saddle being the best saddle he's ever owned. Looks can be deceiving! Thanks for the comment.

[@tannenradblogspot]

Best Saddle is the one that fits and thus does not chaff away at the abductors, next to ramus of ischias. Selle Italia "Friction Free" were the only saddles with a narrow enough wing to nose transition for a 5.3 foot rider. Nobody explains saddle width correctly and honestly, companies basically lie, pretending saddles fit for a huge spectrum of body sizes and that avoiding a too narrow saddle was the main goal of measuring sibone (hence we measure the widest part, the ischias, not the narrowest, the ramus) but most shapes are extremely size specific like shoes - your locked into the valley inbetween nose and wing and in this position, the saddle must not be wider than the bone, nor narrower and you cant just move forward where its narrower or backwards where its wider because of gravity. I dremeled plenty of other saddles down to fit but you can't easily dremel all three dimensions of the shape. Even leather saddles need a cut on top of lacing to be narrow enough. Selle Italia Friction Free are not at all the most comfy saddles in terms of cushioning, but the only option that must not be altered. I prefer my chopped and laced gyes leather saddle but it won't last for long because the leather is "cheap" (from young live stock animals with thin skin). Cambium is horrible. Size and shape is 95% of comfort. Don't pay for special cushion or suspension before you know your size and fit.

[@al1843]

I’ve used nothing but the WTB Volt for a few years and love it. Always wanted to try an Ergon, but I don’t have any reason to replace mine.

[@jensonusabicycles]

Hear you there... Can't go wrong with a WTB saddle, they come stock on a ton of bikes for a reason. Running an Ergon SM Enduro on 2/3 of my bikes and am a big fan. Worth trying an Ergon out someday if you ever want a change. Thanks for the comment!

[@al1843]

@@jensonusabicycles may be worth it at some point! Which one is most comparable to a Volt?

[@TrailDogsMTB]

I need to get myself a new one! Better than padded shorts right?

[@mistercamaro1]

I have the Brooks Cambium C17 Carved on my hardtail Specialized Chisel and absolutely love it. I was totally shocked how comfortable it is.

[@jensonusabicycles]

They may weigh a lot, but the positives outweigh the negatives. Thanks for the comment

[@Jcool721]

Yes, this is the best! I have the same saddle in two bikes. One issue though, it's too wide! I can live with that because all other saddles are causing soft tissue pressure. In the Cambium it's not possible have the same issue because it's rock hard and flexible:-)

[@Emtbtoday]

You missed one the most important WTB COMFORT! Looks alot like the volt but alot more comfortable I also have that Ergon saddle after a long bike ride oft that thing hurt! I've now changed to wtb comfort

[@Emtbtoday]

Like to edit this for more info on this saddle after a few miles it's off the bike it's absolutely solid! And pretty much flat across the back no support in the back of the saddle atoll! I thought with it being new it would take time to break in however it didn't want to so once again on the hunt for a new saddle! The new saddle was the SDG Bell air V3 again some issues the rails aren't long enough you feel you still want to slide the seat back atleast another inch to 1.5 atleast! I did honestly think this was just be being me fussy but when started to search the saddle for review I was surprised to find it's not just me saying the rails are to short especially for emtb as the bike wants to throw you back into the saddle more! I thought this would be a nice little review on the 2 of my latest saddles if anyone is looking for abit more info after 300miles between the 2 saddles! They might be fine for the trails decending but not climbing or longer travels for a day out or something! The V3 SDG how doesn't work for me I'm sitting right over the rear edge lip just to get comfortable and right riding pos on a large and I'm 5.8ft, someone else said same and he's 6.2ft it's definitely for the shortest of short riders! I am away to just Order the OG Bel air again I had years ago it worked then so should today hopefully on new geometry bikes and emtb

[@merttt1923]

@@Emtbtodayany luck with saddles?

[@michaelpeppersack8599]

my sit bone measures 4" 7/8" had a 145 on my domane + thought I wouldn't get butt fatigue on 30 Mile+ rides if I went to a wider saddle so went with a 155 and moved it back just a touch still feels uncomfortable a little and going to move it back where it was and try again, what do you think of maybe a 150 with my size sit bone? should I go back to the 145 or stay with the 155 and move it back forward a touch or get a 150 ?

[@daleyvb]

no selle smp?

[@sventice]

Saddles are ridiculously personal: one person's ideal saddle is another person's torture device. In my experience, the most comfortable saddle of all time is the Brooks C-17; it's even more comfortable than the B-17, and it's (sort of) waterproof, which the B-17 is not. However, it is indeed ridiculously heavy, and if it gets wet, it stays wet for hours. Currently, I'm riding a Fizik Antares; it's only 220g, very durable, fully waterproof, and almost as comfy as the C-17. But again, it depends on the rider; other people may hate it.

[@BikeRodeo]

I don’t have the leg strength I used to when I was young. I find myself sitting when the dropper is down on occasion. The upsweep makes that miserable. I ride ergon.

[@juanhidalgo7043]

My comments: Title, cycling vs mountain biking are completely different (just to clarify). Also downhill. Personally, the best saddle will depend on your seat bone, and type of riding. Road cycling vs mountain biking (XC, enduro, downhill). For me, I used fizik for road racing. Now retired, for mountain biking I use Ergon.

[@kyle8155]

Been through at least 30 plus saddles. I can ride only slim racing saddles, this combined with shorts that are padded. All day everyday 100 miles.

[@SLRTom]

What's the best seat for someone that's 270 pounds?

[@valdaslaugalys9831]

Hello. I just started cruising with bike around my town, and realised after 20km my butt starting to hurt and the ride goes uncomfortable. Any suggestions a good and comfy saddle plus minus 50€ range? Thanks in advance

[@leereiyuu]

At first I recommend you sticking to that saddle you currently own. Because at first, your bum needs to establish a bottom line "training" for riding. In the beginning of riding, every saddle hurts and 20km is not so bad in the beginning. If it does not get noticeable better, check for the saddle position. And if that does not do the trick, then start the long, long, search for a new saddle.

[@rmoore4yris]

Ergon grips and saddle for best comfort

[@Ride_MTB_AZ]

Ergon SM Comp for me 👍🏽

[@johnsonjay60]

Trailmaster is an awesome saddle

[@Chris-ho4ki]

WTB Volt all day, every day for me. Excellent saddle

[@cliffordrichardc]

which one comfortable not made so much pain

[@jensonusabicycles]

There are tons of factors that go into choosing the most comfortable saddle for you. Measure your sit bones, look around for the padding and shape that fits you best, and give it a go. It will probably be trial and error for a little bit until you find the saddle that works best, but it's out there! You just have to keep searching. www.jensonusa.com/Bicycle-Saddles

[@switchion]

Sold on WTB

[@jensonusabicycles]

They're great seats! There's a good reason they come stock on tons of different bikes.

[@cliffordrichardc]

WTB Volt ride one hour already feeling pain

[@olegpetelevitch4443]

Ergon e mountain pro ! ERGON THE BEST FOR ME !

[@cliffsangelsphotography]

WTB Volt, WTB Gravelier, Ergon SM Comp are the best

[@mray8519]

I had a Brooks B17 years back on a road bike. I threw it away after a couple of months.

[@Ricky_MTB831]

Need a seat that doesn't make my jewls go numb!😅

[@barfo281]

Ergon SM Comp says the rider weight limit is 220lbs. How "hefty" are you?

[@Emtbtoday]

After riding the wtb comfort it really doesn't live upto it's name that's for sure! In fact I think it's actually the hardest saddle I have ever had! The gel is solid and doesn't break in after 250miles! I do not recommend it I am a heavier rider and the reason I went for this wtb comfort absolute blunder buy!

[@VonHanzee]

ergon has nice Taint relief

[@BurnyTone]

If you have muscular backside, don't get the Ergon Sm, it's too hard, your sit bones will suffer!

[@jensonusabicycles]

The exact seat that multiple riders here at Jenson are running, including myself. I personally agree that it is a bit less padded and slimmer than other saddles on the market, but for me, it's a benefit. I feel like it is GREAT for moving around on the bike, it almost feels like you've gained extra drop on descents. We totally get what you're saying, but different strokes for different folks. Thanks for watching!

[@curtrobertson6799]

I want a saddle that won’t creak

[@Jimmy-oq9zq]

I'm purposely watching this video because I bought the Deity saddle and it's definitely not for me.

[@formula100brand]

No Silverado? Blasphemy

[@jensonusabicycles]

We'll add it to the list for the new one haha

[@jarosawzon4272]

You don't have heating at home?

[@HUKIT.]

SDG Bel Airs for decades now.

[@jensonusabicycles]

Tried and true, been around forever and still a fan favorite. Thanks for the comment!

[@thetruelefty9302]

SQLAB saddle

[@jensonusabicycles]

Haven't ridden one myself but I'm curious. Have you ever tried an Ergon? Curious about the comparison.

[@thetruelefty9302]

@@jensonusabicycles Ergon is a good second choice for me. I personally can stay in the saddle longer because of the shape with the SQLAB 60x.

[@ALdicka89]

$450 for 3d printed non sense lmao So let me get this straight A fucking machine made the saddle and it’s by far the most expensive saddle But hand stitched hand made saddles are cheaper? This planet is upside down Either way Screw $450 let alone $200 for a saddle

[@daviddegaetano5293]

Brooke all thatvis hemroid city

[@drpatricio27]

SDG sucks! I had 4 saddles with different rails. ALL OF THEM BENT during TRAIL riding, no crashing! Warranty does not cover rails of course! they know their rails are weak! Lots of reviews with the same issue.

[@facua1551]

Never thought I'd see the day that I'll be seeing Linus Tech Tips reviewing bikes and bike parts. Thanks Linus!

[@TOPMOSTPOP]

*BIKE SEATS END ALL:* "Turbo saddles wr king. Hard seats better." Not so fast: Best cushion ever made was humans muscle. Dogs foot under thin elastic skin. High thread count tire carcass deform waaay better over road reduce vibration transmitted 2bike/gigantic energy lost. Knobby tires will average 8mph on a 30 miler fireroads over a mt. Where slicks will average 12mph. Few people evr experience such LOWEST roll resistance tires. Parts that (actually) wrk = big money they keep u on endless tire shopping spree knobbie tread goose chase. Tire shall be slick period. Demons turn engineering in2 endless merry go round new&improve sucker bait. Yr engineers wr 2dumb2get it right th1st time? Ah i see. They deliberately engineer hidden demons. Keeps next new factory stocked. Try a plastic or carbon flexi carcass saddle mirrors Brooks with silicone gel over thin hard foam topped with elastic polished thin shiny leather or vynil shade net. Clear silicone = highest quality gel. 95% "gel" saddles corrupt deliberately compromised dry porous "gel." Not all silicones pure either. Just as days'v Noah 80% humans nephilem spirits = demons Satan place in human body with Hadron Collider hive mind cmouter cntrolled = yr corrupt goose chase merry go products they magicians cmpared2 u. Reptilian angels cntrol all demons. Your solar system used2b heaven. Satan: Jesus elder brother ruled creation u live in false reality he rule with cmputer. Can hack reality. People curse defective products those curses pwrful prayers if any1 rip u off simply send angel 2that cmpany. Seats shud be quick release like click in pedals. Just like when I designed brake lever shifter Dual Control 4Shimano overnight incinerated shifting wrldwide hasnt been improve evr or since. My Dual Control I built in garage 80g would last lifetime 10 parts counting washers. Shimano: Cost fortune heavy as a tank gadjillion teeny parts utterly impossible repair roadside. Gel: I had REAL gel seat, then every1 i got after was lousy corrupt "gels" bcuz gels WORKED. Asians: Predominantly Satans DIRECT DNA when he mate with Adams1st wife Lilith who had almond eyes. Asian culture admit: They descend from dragon (Jesus elder brother.) Who still serves Yahweh lol& puts all who reject Yahweh in h*ll. Burning his kids is a FOOD 2him. Theez Asians think he gonna bless thm. (Yahweh turn Halayel ("Satan") in2 humanoid scaled black snake with wings = now he cant mate anymore (Genesis 3:15.) = He why he preserve his bloodlines2 oppresses others. Satan putting all his biblical tare race in h*ll now. People'v become label humps specifications eliterate utterly disgustingly imbecile its terrifying they want chocolates& flowers advertising. Whatever caters 2their dillusional version of reality gut feel like Ed Van Halen did with his 1st Tesco Del Rey bells& priddy looking whistles guitar like we ALL do when day1 batsht novices. Ed had a brain& a good1 he learned = Ed built his own guitar. He knew better Satans a$$holes designed them ones on th shelvz. Get back 2square1. A Bicycle: Point A point B straighline carry sduff. Just as MUCH sduff as possible. Period. = Must be STRONG STRONG STRONG perfect ONLY handling. = NOT a$$up bent way over2narrow bars whippy spaghetti tube flexi frame. Handling: Low CG wide stable triangulation bars not thdiametric opposite = 10speed "road" bikes with deadly teeny tiny itsy bitsy yellow polkadot 160psi tires rolling under horrificaly crippling dangerous ergonomics narrow bars& sphaghetti flexi frame members. ALL road (motorcycles( shud look like a SUPERMOTO = epicenter motorcyle. *& bicycles MT. BIKE ONLY. Back in thday Lucifers kids used racing& hero appeal glorify/decieve shthed idiots in2 humping worst piece of cycling engineering evr worshipped that killed crippled millions while crippling ergonomics = road bikes. Satan HATES bicycles cuz they free energy deletes his money so he glorified idionic 10 speed. Perverted Mt. Bike racerboy concept however made bikes handle be durable light& STRONG. Big thank u 2them. People are idiots cant connect dots 4got thquestion manufactures quick2hump theez clowns made gut feel racerboys they president. I am not a race I'm a worldleader&bicycle = point&shoot carry sduff on safest ergonomicaly PERFECT bike built2last a lifetime. Motocross/supwrmoto bike = perfect riding position. Modern Turbo saddles: Best saddles of our modern era. Very thin hence highly elastic leather over foam FIRM foam. Leather is great. But when used wearing SILICONE gel shorts u could go 3 centuries on that hard little Turbo. Gel done correctly is king not Brooks rawhide Cow skin: Varies in quality4godsakes just use a piece of any# STABLE gadgillion choices u have in plastic. All a Brooks saddle is is a piece of rawhide engineered 2mimic plastic. "Oh but it conforms sooo perfectly 2 yr own anatomy" lol so does plastic minute u sit on it = what a car tire doing a gadgillion times a mile whole Brooks cult snobbery thing a liddle batsht looney somem1 ask "Do Brooks saddle get heavier in thrain?" Ofcourse they do they a 3/16 " leather sponge. Even if u treat top, water gonna splash up from bottom soak yo a$$ &that sponge of a seat. When i leave leather glove in rain = bad it begin digest th leather = tear easier. Brooks state: "No, Brooks saddles should not get heavier rain because they should not be ridden when wet. However, if Brooks saddle does get wet, it can be allowed to air dry naturally will be fine. Riding Brooks saddle during heavy showers or storing direct sunlight or heat for long periods can damage the leather. Likewise, the material we use will not be affected by rain. Cambium saddles are also available in a carved version for riders who seek to reduce pressure on the perineum or desire a more flexible saddle." Again put some silica gel over thin flexy durable plastic topped with 5mm glued on dense memory foam cover. Use 2 - 3 layers durable material say 2mm uv stable vynil shade net u will have th overwhelming epicenter of all saddles. There always1 in every crowd: Any1 saying "it doesnt wrk!" in comments = same "always subjective" person sdarting an alternate reality company with a few thousand people always willing2 5star Amazon review lunacy.

[@bongobob7079]

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[@billskolnik4908]

If you need upsweep on a saddle then fill a depends diaper with pebbles and roll around as needed. I prefer my saddles flat and I decide what the hell I want to do with my body on any attack. The marketing BS is for weak under trained snowflakes who don't realize that they have leg and core muscles that absolutely negate this bogus marketing ploy.

[@LaurentiusTriarius]

I've tried many shapes n sizes but I always came back to the most classic flat top elongated shape. They stuck for a reason...

[@beebopcola]

Different strokes for different folks. I hardly think there's a 1-to1 between diversity in anatomy and experience/strength.

[@jensonusabicycles]

@@beebopcola Going to have to agree with you on that

[@barfo281]

@billskolnik4908 You mad bro?

[@NeRR2]

Would you say SM Comp or SMC are relatively flat? And the Selle San Marco Aspide Short Sport? My bike came with Spec Power saddle, the "ramp" at the back was pushing forward, tilting it up = pain. Swapped for Spec Power - a little better but its relief channel is fairly shallow. So considering the three mentioned.

[@TOPMOSTPOP]

Hmmm.. so why is this guy not subscribing thtried&true racks& saddlebag wisdom of our ancient experienced4 fathers? (Some people actually really do think this way.) Well if we bothered 2read thspecifications those racks were 4lbs heavier then all this guyz bagz put 2gether b4 u even add the $380 u spent2 buy yet another 4lbs of saddle baggage 2bolt on 2your bike only 2get a percentage of th volume this guy already got with using just cloth packs. BACKPACK END ALL: Bakpacks arent subjective they have a resounding epicenter 1st & subjective that comes 2nd. In other words all backpacks in thworld should start with this. Backpacks: All they are is cubic centimeters. Contents u place in them. Thats whats highly personal & subjective. Back pack has 2have wide cushy shoulder strap hug body when closed aero dynamic keep heavy items hence cg clise against, huggimg body. Comfortable. Not nylon sandpaper canvas. Shrink as it empties conform 2shape of contents shock absorbemt no sharp edges & be so cmfortable it can be stuffed with leaves & douple as a pillow or mattress when empty. It should be elastic & insulated. This is th wrlds best backpack. There is ZERO neoprene or thinsulate backpacks on thmarket today. Not even 1. Lets see if any1 jumps on thbandwagon after i xplain 2theez people what a backpack is supposed2 look like. Collapsible stretchy hug body when shut smoofh confour aerodynamic when filled OR shut. Wide neoprene cushy shoulder straps insulated non abrasive. I put that .357 in that neoprene holster.. Its so vastly superiour 2some stupid ass hard leather or plastic perfectly shaped $130 sharp edged garbage sexy looking box of a holster u got digging in 2 yr side all day. People need 2 learn2 jump off th sexy image barbie plastic buy with yr passions sht. I wear this soft cushy holster on my lower back waist covered with t shirt nobody even knows it is there. I found a company who ACCIDENTLY designed it& only I would evr be capable of spotting this. Did Einstein ever design a backpack? Then W(here)TF is it now? Why do engneers keep new&improving EVERYTHING? Oh I see. Your engineers wr 2d*mn dumb 2get it right. Einstein was nowheres even remotely near on my level& 2year old mentality customers meanwhile, they cant be held responsible. Way2much clutter& "depends what u wanna do" going on up there in that hedv thrz 2b able nail smthing evn as simple as a ******** bag. That u put on yr back. U can't even make thistuff up. Stop 5star star reviewing thleast of thp "ten best" evils. Zero common sense or concept perfection. How is this possible? Fact: 80% humans = Lucifers kids = nephilem of old = memory erased demons placed in flesh with hadron collider organic portals hive mind linked2Satans BEAST cmputer Saturn. Just as days of Noah. Satan has entire mind downloader/eraser they DONT know they not human. Note satan& his plasticines annointed by Yahweh (Who also bans all angels from speaking 2humans) so if u think God blessing yr effrts&homes, not evn nearly thcase. Did u know babies2day stabbed in thback with EIGHTY deliberately poisoned vaccines b4 they allowed excercise evn a shred of that innocent "free will?" Think about (that.) BACKPACKS: Are demonized also&all manufacturing controlled by Satans plasticine biblical tare race. Products engineered2break merry go round goose chase. Reptilian angels&demons in flesh on earth NEED MONEY. TOO. And they NEED2& DO oppress, demonize& make things difficult as possible4 4u.= tunes u 2h*ll. Most of u Subscribe. 5star Review thm. U must grasp all this b4 u cn tune in2 an epicenter. A frequency dissolves yr evil matrix. "It's ll subjective" say humans who 5star review clowns. If this mentality wr put in charge downloading yr own bodies earth'd run over with sheer batsh*t lunacy&all over thmap disaster area. All of u put together history man wr not able process yr reality so as2pull Satan out by throots &delete money like I did. You humped Satans Batman& joker Trump/Biden. Cash incentive Trump. Praying Yahweh bless u with more cash. They are cmputer animations. Versus me: Did u know 2now worldleading bike bag designs I engineered? Revealed decades ago now taking over bicycles? Its true. "Thoze wr my designs." Google "12 Litre Saddle Bag Bike"& "Front Fork Bike Dry Bag 10 Litre. So let me tell u about yrself now: "Every way of a man is upright in his own eyes." "They tear their house down with their bare hands." U people 5star review Satans termite food campfire fuel lousy blooow yr straw house down straw homes wood frame cardboard box homes. Homes METICULOUSLY engineered 2tear thmselvz down, MASSIVE upkeep maintenance cost along thway. People: Are raised 2b absolute cry 4their bottle wade thru MASSIVE resources greedy nevr enuff pigs who refuse 2bow 2threality that less is more. You men made pigs of yrselves when u HAD rice, so now u dont have any. If we give u rice, we'll all be in trouble. You dont know how2 conserve. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Part Two BACKPACK Now if there's smthing that makes us weak willed, it's hunger& these people won't flinch2 recieve Satans chip in they skin so as2 feed they kids with cash. Build a 20' igloo stone dome. Will last 10,000 years cost few bags cement. Reminds me of flashlights. Mine bolted 2my hat = dim candlelight last 6hours my entire home electric bill low as 55 kilowatts. Pig is not a bad word, hatespeach nor is it a backstab. YOUR flashlight? = brighter is better syndrome&cooling fins incinerates battery in minutes2bright 2c blind u while yr nose in google trying buy yet bigger house brighter flashlight& &220 f******g horspower car. 2 HUNDRED horses jus2move yr greedy liddle pig a$$ down throad. I have highest IQ history man = my ideal home a few bags cement &rocks gathered roadside 2build a stone igloo commute once a month store ebike $75 food bill per month. (I live on a food forest.) 80% "humans" = Demons in flesh = scrypts. = FALSE REALITY. Not engineered 4learning curve&yes they magicians cmpared 2u Satans computer that controls thm can hack reality its ADVANCED. U live in a matrix&PC was not invented couple 2-3 decades ago. All things. Have a balanced epicenter. Bicycles. Have resounding epicenter& only I am thking of kings &capable nailing it. Motorcycle epicenter = SUPERMOTO period. Eternally4ever& u must descend only so far&no farther from that only 1balanced epi. Basketball on u finger = any direction deviates from epicenter &ball begin fall. Basketball shape = ROUND. Roundest backpack = same. I actually FOUND it. Online. People who accidently made it? had ZERO CLUE thdiamond they held in they hand designed it strictly ONE item specific. Shows u how dumb i keep telling people they are nobody evn bought it. People think with they nerve endings like a liddle2year old. Let a 2year old choose thfamily car = lunacy. Now u know how I feel when I have2buy products from u clowns. MY WORLDS BEST BACKPACK: This breedv pack almost non existent. Often outrageously expensive. Cuzv a little more pricey material? I have (highest) IQ history man. No joke. I bought th thing. I already been using this same pack many years as holster 4a .357. Lets see if Einsteins 1st ever tomato plant was 17' 3" &scallion bulbs soccer ball sized utilizing method I invent myself my 1st ever garden. All thworlds problems can be solved in thgarden. Where I am is ALWAYS where people will be. I... am thpresident. I.. am reality. Not Satans moneyflo "Trump." Buy a farm. Build ONLY (my version) of a stone dome&get back 2eden DELETE MONEY. ACTIVELY curse any company sold u junk. Those prayers are real &they powerfull. Satan was Jesus elder brother of 2million years ruled creation when yr solar system was heaven&angels lived on yr planets. Lol he rules with cmputer& a little medical money RFID chip u put in yr skin. He ruled with money back in heaven. Lol he downloaded a teeny tiny invisible worldwide scary enemy. Scamdemi. So he could control earth with one PC. Lol virus obviously going 2b in th n>(ose) swab&waxxines. End of thday how many u geniuses want me link u 2worlds greatest history of mankind now& in2 all eternity backpack, or, maybe evn my unique stone home design? Not even on = a cold&deadly eternal silence filled thforum bcuz 80% humans = demons& not engineered4 learning curve or 2b able even grasp such a concept, get thquestion right or knowhwre2 point& u humans meanwhile are humping them. Stop humping I love u I pray 4u purple flower snake oil manufacturing clowns. U can easily spot them by what they (never) do.

[@bongobob7079]

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