The top 25 metal albums of all time listed in order. Zero Metallica on that list

[@destinybennett666]

The Dawgs first time in the pit he stubbed his toe and he said "im done brah brah".

[@clocktowerdreamhouse44]

the Dawg knows he the best

[@destinybennett666]

@@clocktowerdreamhouse44 even the almighty Jeff Becerra gets in the pit

[@metalmystro7513]

I heard that new deicide album is coming out with a digipack that folds out into a stretcher Brah Bruh 😂

[@dinkins335]

🤣🤣🤣

[@a1k0rn17]

It's never gonna be as heavy as pantera

[@Donat_Fulop]

Another banger video dawg and I'm loving the gym talk brah brah!

[@MikeB-fu1df]

You didn't make Metallica's list of the top 25 album reviewers either bud. Maybe next year.

[@steelstorm666]

Yo Sponge, is mayonnaise an acceptable instrument in death metal, brah brah?

[@SuicidalGrind]

If you didn't know it works really well as lube also.

[@TimmyTurner421]

@@SuicidalGrind sup devil! That's news to me! Gonna try that out with the misses and report back how it went!

[@spencergrady5501]

@@TimmyTurner421 creamy

[@gabesinclair1401]

tell sponge that brah brah in the sedan left their lights on like a poooooser ass canoe

[@13JDOG666]

Mayo is acceptable. Mustard is only for the most extreme musicians. I play ketchup. It falls somewhere in the middle. Heavy, but not so extreme it's unlistenable.

[@AMPHETASAUR]

How many paidskis to get a reaction cam on the face while Jdawg listens to pitboss 2000's album "everybodys a winner?"

[@dinkins335]

I'll pitch in money on that. 🤘😂

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Kvlt picks abound, much respect Adam. That being said, you could have rated Altars of Madness a bit higher on the list. \m/

[@lopolik]

Adam Benenson is pretty based.. I am glad he included I.N.R.I. on the list too.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@@lopolik Did you hear Municipal Waste in there, Adam couldn't resist throwing in a slice of _Pizza_ _Thrash_ 🍕🎵

[@lopolik]

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Yeah, well a little pizza thrash never hurt nobody. I prefer S.O.D. Speak English album myself, though.

[@LaylaLover90]

@@lopolik SOD is sick, too!

[@LaylaLover90]

Haha, yup. My first Morbid Angel album purchased was 'Domination'. 🤮 Glad I didn't stop there!

[@richardwarner8648]

MARDUK all hail! Their best stuff came when Mortuus joined.

[@lopolik]

0:19 hehe nice PAID SCAROONIE returns, in the past weeks Dawg would just say PAID QUESTION, glad the Scaroonie returns.

[@AMPHETASAUR]

A paid scrarooney is like a paid question where we're already giving Justin the answer

[@TheTransylvanian]

Yo sponge what’s that symbol on your shirt brotown? Kinda looks like an upright cross 🧽🚨🧽

[@Steve_WilliamsAkapsycho]

Does Steel Storm 666 and Leave _The_Hall_ like you with corpse paint on while you are giving head to them?

[@TheTransylvanian]

Yo sponge is it true that werewolf of satanic warmaster read mein kampf before writing the lyrics for the black metal kommando/gas chamber album brah brah?

[@sataniksomethingblahblah6350]

He probably read playgirl magazine too

[@steelstorm666]

amazing cd brah brah. want it on vinyl. got the CD from hells a few months ago though broski

[@TheTransylvanian]

@@steelstorm666 mmmmhmm its definitely a rough & tough pick I love blasting it near the projects in my city definitely gets the heads turning lol

[@steelstorm666]

@@TheTransylvanian i do the same broski!

[@TheTransylvanian]

@@steelstorm666 mmmhmm that’s how you show dominance brotown let ‘em know a real devil is in town 🤘

[@SuicidalGrind]

I'm just saying the more people talk shit about Gateways to Annihilation the more I listen to it. I'm glad most people don't like it.

[@sinisterking6009]

I love it, it's one of my favorite by Morbid Angel, don't give a flying ratpiss what these forests think lol

[@SuicidalGrind]

@@schmoopen Yep, I love every single Tucker album just as much as the Dave albums.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Gateways is definitely under-rated.

[@lopolik]

@@sinisterking6009 these bubbles, forests, and sloths from the goonies, box of chocolates - their opinion is irrelevant.

[@sinisterking6009]

@@lopolik 🤘🏿

[@Forgottenchannels]

Cheers for that Mortician/Fleshgrind Layla!!

[@LaylaLover90]

Hell yeah, brotha!!

[@riff_junkie]

my favorite bands Put your favorite band Sadistic intent Scattered remnants Brutality death necrophagist deeds of flesh gorgasm disgorg Baphomet Seance flesh consumed parasitic extirpation evile havok razor Desolus Inverted Unleashed Grave Necrovore exodus artillery pyaemia Cc Suffocation devourment cannibal corpse lord belial abigor marduk Brodequin Pyrexia Defeated sanity Deicide Mortician Divine empire Hour of penance Morbid angel VIRVUM

[@biggoonga1183]

Nice fucking essay homeboy

[@themadmattster9647]

I need to listen to my Virvum album again

[@riff_junkie]

Spawn of possession

[@dta666]

Mexico disgorge or American disgorge? I prefer Mex. Antimo vocals on first 3 albums are fucking inhuman. No pitch shifters!!

[@richardwarner8648]

MARDUK

[@nupraptorthementalist3306]

What do you think of Infernäl Mäjesty? (of None shall Defy)-despite the silly coverart. And Evil Blood, old band from Croatia; kind *of hard to find it all on youtube anymore.

[@ReeseChown]

RIP Steve Albini goddammit

[@metall1983]

Dude ain’t produced no metal you lose 💯 kvlt points with that alternative non sense

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Love High On Fire's "Blessed Black Wings" \m/ but what other legit Metal albums did Steve produce???🤔 Some titles would be greatly appreciated.

[@metall1983]

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 none he’s mostly punk and alternative

[@ReeseChown]

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Some SUNN O))) and Neurosis. He worked with anyone he got along with really. I'm surprised more metal bands didn't chase his open room dynamics, especially on drums

[@metall1983]

Now if it was Scott burns I would have gave a fuck

[@hamachancutter]

Because of Paradogma, that's when Hour of Penance got tagged with being "The Italian Behemoth." They are much more than that, really. Even Behemoth at one point got called out for sounding like Nile. Yeah, bodybuilders have injured themselves from just gardening or just by walking their dog. Freak accidents, of course!

[@Goatman849]

Respectable listing, quite different from my personal 25 though brah brah

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

I agree. I’m sure our top 25 would be different from each other.

[@richardwarner8648]

B52's #1

[@doomslayer3418]

Superman ----- In 1995, Reeve fell from a horse at an equestrian competition, leaving him paralyzed from the neck down

[@metalmystro7513]

Protector a shedding of skin puts anything J-Dawg has to say on a stretcher

[@dreaded666]

Great album 👌

[@Digitatorr]

Based

[@mortuarymax]

do one for death metal demos

[@LaylaLover90]

Maybe!

[@mortuarymax]

@@Leave_The_Hall_69 cattle decap is great u poseer

[@evangilmore4394]

So rumor has it that dawg was the inspiration for the character in SpongeBob (chocolate episode) whose skin was made of paper and bones were made of glass limiting all the things he could do in life.

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

Delete the parenthesis and everything you wrote after bra bra.

[@unsoundproductions-cn1py]

Cool List! For such big bands I have a hard time finding the good LPs for Cattle and Immolation (locally) also, I won a local arm wrestling contest in my 20s. Medium build but lots of hand and forearm strength, technique is key.. get the jump and overpower the hand itself

[@unsoundproductions-cn1py]

@@Leave_The_Hall_69 of course, why I mentioned "locally"

[@clocktowerdreamhouse44]

He a tough guy he knows hes the best

[@mvd3517]

As a Swede its cool to see that shirt 👍

[@steelstorm666]

Yo Sponge, is it true that you’re the biggest fanatical of Gaahls Seed… errr, i mean God Seed, brah brah?

[@sinisterking6009]

😂

[@lopolik]

the Gorgoroth Gaahl's song ''White Seed'' from the ''Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam'' album is Dawg's fave.

[@MarryMeSenpai]

Damn I never wanna tear a pec I love doing dips too much

[@FitBeastNY666]

DEMIGOD is my favorite Behemoth album… Slaughtbath is great also! Love it, got the vinyl a couple of months back

[@JasonSBashant-METAL666]

All caught up on the last 3 episodes, brah, brah! Do I get a sticker?

[@andrewgabriel4408]

Layla’s list is pretty cool. Certainly more original than my favorite albums.

[@robertg305]

Damn. I'm scared to watch 'til the end because I'm like super broke right now and I'm afraid I'll wanna check out and order something mentioned lol

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Ain't that the truth, the only one of those I'd put on my list would be Altars. \m/

[@andrewgabriel4408]

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Same. All of my favorites all include stuff like Slayer, Venom, Black Sabbath, Candlemass, Saint Vitus etc. certainly nothing Layla would put on his list.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Brand new USBM release to check out, from the band "Imperial Spellcaster". Released today, this is an album that stands out from the pack.

[@jefflawson3574]

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 All the cool band names must be taken because Imperial Spellcaster does not make me want to check them out. Might be a good band after all but how do you take that name seriously? Sounds like something out of the local board game tavern.

[@bigwade4490]

Any list that literaly has zero black sabbath or priest or a maiden album in a top 25 list literally thrown in the garbage can

[@ianswift3521]

what about all three but as albums #23 # 24 and # 25

[@METALSCAVENGER78]

Or Accept

[@johnnysins1171]

Those bands aren't very good brah brah, need more limp bizkit, korn, and suicide silence brotown

[@MofosOfMetal]

I totally agree with the whole injuries thing - it doesn't mean you "lack toughness" - it just means you lack stupidity. I go to Metal shows for the music... not to get hurt by some idiot. There's a big difference between being a coward and being sensible.

[@sinisterking6009]

Amen bro 👏🏿👑

[@jefflawson3574]

Boolsheet. Not saying you have to mosh like a fool but you can't help moving around a bit if you're feeling the music. It's not freakin jazz.

[@sinisterking6009]

@@Leave_The_Hall_69 arm wrestling in da pit, tuffff 👌🏿

[@TimmyTurner421]

COWARD

[@13JDOG666]

@@jefflawson3574 You've obviously never seen jazz dancing. Those motherfuckers get up and boogie. Some get downright wild. The rest stand around snapping their fingers to the beat. Jazz was the punk of its day.

[@JasonSBashant-METAL666]

How many paid scaroonies could a canoe scaroon, if a canoe could scaroon a paidski?!?!

[@patfrat666]

I don't know what it is, but today's sign off is one of the best.

[@SomeoneElse-]

Love that Tetragrammacide record on the list, the Dawg would probably give it the old man treatment though "that's just noise!"

[@ianswift3521]

it is just noise. people support that kind of stuff based on ideology and nothing more.

[@SomeoneElse-]

@@ianswift3521 And as "just noise", what comes forth the clearest is naturally the lyrics and their meaning :)

[@Riky_Jones]

It isn’t an Archgoat show without them playing Hammer of Satan! 🤘🏻💀

[@sentientafterbirth]

I love Morbosidad's cover of that too 🤘🏻

[@Riky_Jones]

@@sentientafterbirth yeah good on a shirt

[@DevilLobster]

My top 25 would have stuff like Fleshcrawl, Jungle Rot, Warhead, and Nile.

[@DawnPossession]

😂 like and share the video Devils

[@dinkins335]

I liked the last 2 Marduk albums quite a bit. Very good.

[@headshot217]

Good music > Edgy

[@dinkins335]

Some awesome albums on Adam's list.

[@robertg305]

😂 Milwaukee Metal Fest and Hellwitch Interview Devils

[@goat666db]

Francisco hooked it up, you owe him! 😂

[@Riky_Jones]

Good one! 🤘🏻💿

[@MetalPersonJ]

Marduk's first album sounded like Swedish death to me. Those Of the Unlight was when it started being black metal.

[@reidjeanson486]

Yeah, regarding Behemoth, the early black metal stuff was decent, Satanica was very good, easily their best, in my opinion. Then I bought Zos Kia Cultus and was highly disappointed. I just fell off after that. That album was so boring. But I guess it worked for them, since they blew the fuck up after that.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

One lack-luster album and you call it quits for them?

[@reidjeanson486]

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I didn't really call it quits on them or dislike them. Just kind of fell off. But indeed, I SHOULD check out some of those later albums.

[@ianswift3521]

yeah the grom and the sventivith are passable though i listen to them maybe once every 6 years. i surprisingly like the satanist album. that one is really good for me. the evangelion one is okay but feels hollow, missing a whole lot of stones. it's brittle and empty feeling, all the stones were used on the satanist i guess.

[@13JDOG666]

Nergal is the metal Urkel.

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

Metal Urkel already exists brah brah. Family Matters Season 3 Episode 7.

[@ianswift3521]

yeah i can't respect that band after all their matrix costume posturing in the early 00s. they're more musicians, not so much metal. it's clear they're in it for fame and celebrity, not for metal. metal is an increasingly distant priority for behemoth

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

@@ianswift3521 They were a gateway band for me, but I stopped paying attention to them after Thelema.6. Years later I decided to re-visit them and was super surprised to see how popular they had become.

[@Bobby-pin821]

Am I a poser for thinking Cannibal Corpse sucks?

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

The Dawg is going to be furious when he reads this.

[@dinkins335]

You'd be a poser if you didn't think for yourself. 🤘😂

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

Am I a poser because I think XTC-Dear God rules? Actually I don’t give a fuck. And it does rule

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Wouldn’t I be more of a poser if I said I liked all their stuff. When I only know the one song?

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Well brah brah. I’m going to continue to sink lower

[@KzudemRiM]

I don't mosh, I smile :^)

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

I have an irritated look on my face. While standing there. Tough guy head nodding. Sometimes I cross my arms. To show that I’m closed off and don’t want anyone approaching me.

[@KzudemRiM]

sometimes I hold a beer, and raise it upward after a song, excelling a soft "Wooohoooo" to encourage the band.@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

@@KzudemRiM That’s a classic move. I have been know. To employ that at times. I’m 48, I don’t jump in the pit anymore.

[@RoryLynott]

Dorian Yates. Fuck Yeah!!!

[@clocktowerdreamhouse44]

dogg know hes the best bad as can

[@ZeeLee88]

Bad ass video 🤘🏻🤘🏻👺

[@atroxmanibus6349]

Thanks brah brah

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

LaylaLover90 I'm calling you out for being a POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!

[@LaylaLover90]

Haha ok! Neat!

[@dinkins335]

Can I get called one, too? Then we can fight about gatekeeping. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cinerary]

No Motley Crue or Poison (the popular one) not serious Top 25 list

[@kentcarmack5879]

Wow! The dawg giving a monolog on a person's personal feelings and emotions. Hahaha gay!

[@darthjason7019]

Best def metal band ever has to be def leopard hands down. Or one hand anyway. Fucking brutal ass def metal band .. they take on any other band with one arm behind there back and leave them other bands to go home on a stretcher. Bra bra

[@KD-7705]

The Tish drummed with no hands, brah brah! Can’t beat that with a stick!

[@jefflawson3574]

First two Def Leps are alltimer records any way you cut it \m/

[@doovmason]

ALLLL MARDUK IS GOOD....

[@clocktowerdreamhouse44]

BAD AS CAN

[@MrFatgoblin]

Damn, that's one of the worst lists ever. Scars of the Crucifix? Really? 😂

[@mcsuckalives2302]

Idk, if anything I'd say that list was tailored to impress you and in line with your tastes, but hey ,I don't know what's in others heads/ hearts