Top 3 rules that make someone a complete poser? Posers and wimps shall burn in the pit

[@SuicidalGrind]

My top 3 rules for what makes someone a poser is 1. they don't listen to Infester 2. they don't listen to the Tish' and 3. they don't listen to Incan, because anyone who listens to anything else than what I like is a poser.

[@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal]

😂

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

Yeah, they really need to listen to uncle fester and the Incas.

[@Arteryeruption]

They wear Metallica shirts only because it’s trendy

[@Hecatecrossways]

Posers are anyone who doesn't listen to Disgorge USA California, and Mortician at least 4 hours a day

[@Triiplesiix]

My god I feel like this is actually some peoples mindset though hahaha

[@matheusst.3655]

I havent seen a ad in a Dawg video in a long time. And I watch every morning.

[@InsanityAlertCrossOverThrash]

He’s not monetized, just trying to save face

[@robertg305]

14:35 Sketchiest area I've ever gone to for a show = Rickshaw Theater in Vancouver lol . . . You literally have to walk around heroin needles and feces

[@JoeyMarks666]

Sounds like San Francisco 😩😩😩😩

[@yasina667]

That's pretty much all of Vancouver these days

[@richpittman666]

​@@JoeyMarks666haha im from the bay and was goin 2 say sounds like frisco & oakland

[@robertg305]

Going to shows = Requires being around people. . . Being around people = Exhausting. . . I've cut back on going to shows big time. . . Never got out of the music. Just I'd rather listen to Metal at home with my dog than be cramped in like sardines in a dive bar nervous the whole time that my car's out there being broken into lol

[@blastbeetb.3045]

Agreed. It's fun every once in a while, but I get tired of drunk tards and homeless nodders. Plus, It's a different story when a band like Autopsy, Cianide, D666, or Demilich comes to town. I don't need to see Cannibal Corpse every single time they come to town.

[@mpvanriper]

You and me both! 👍🏻

[@Unleashedraider1985]

Absolutely. Overrated as fuck. No chicks, overpriced beer, I’d hate to say it but a lot of losers especially nowadays

[@joshgrotesque2519]

I've predominantly toned down on shows because the touring packages just don't pack the same punch that they used to.

[@joshgrotesque2519]

​@@humanbrisket7718lol @ SKA! 😅

[@TheTransylvanian]

I think the biggest posers are people who wear band shirts and don’t even know a single album or song from the band lol

[@STEVSGONE]

Oh yeah!

[@borntopwnyou]

17:50 someone stop J-Dawg he's going full Arghoslent

[@TheJohnnee]

J-Dawg's battle cry

[@SomeSong2]

I am smelling like the Coal that some Chamber gave me on my poser deathbed I am smelling like the Korn and the Bizkit gravy cause I’m Dawg and bloated

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Have you ever wrote for Hustler magazine? I think _LFP_ would be glad to have you bruh!

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

With the pokey and the mon?

[@goat666db]

Dawg, you should make your channel icon a picture of your signed Butchered at Birth CD, where GB wrote “f*gs” on the cover 😂

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

"figs"?

[@JoeyMarks666]

Hilarious!!!

[@a.g.g7825]

My rules of someone being a poser: think they have to dress all in black to like metal. Pretending not to like certain music even tho you like it deep down inside because you don't like the fan base that's associate with it. And finally trying to hard to be satanic and edge lordy. Justin love your videos, keep em coming your one of the only genuine metal youtubers out there that ain't no hipster douche canoe

[@urmomma2688]

The dawg has called people posers for dressing a certain way while also insisting there is no dress code. It's stupid and it has to stop

[@a.g.g7825]

@urmomma2688 I've met way to many posers that all dress in black who don't know shit about real metal, they don't even listen to grindcore, more shit like dimmu borgir

[@robertg305]

Where the fvck did I leave off on this essay!

[@Loriddian]

"You still listen to that?! It's so cringe now that I'm older" - a poser

[@Travis_Hewitt]

I got that from a guy at the grocery store a couple months before the new Cannibal dropped. I had on a Cannibal Corpse shirt and he says "I used to listen to those guys". I laughed and said not sure why you stopped, they got a new album coming out soon.

[@A1d4wwg02]

Your outros are the best hahaha . Long live the dawg !!

[@Arteryeruption]

I always feel like a alien 👽 because I can’t relate to 98 % of people

[@thenecrosage9061]

Grew up going to lots of shows in sketchy areas of LA. House shows were some of the wildest. Realistically as long as you’re aware of your surroundings it’ll more than likely be fine. I will say tho, it kinda adds to the ambiance.

[@stevehoneycutt-fj7tw]

the man right about posers 100 percent

[@UncleGranddawg]

Justin “Everyone’s a poser but me” Horval

[@alejandrovega8446]

Sketchiest venue ive been to is 1720 warehouse in downtown los angeles, they used to have ca death fest their Outside has Homeless everywhere, arguing, fighting, and taking shits on the floor

[@blgdinger3]

I played there and we had an issue getting an Uber to pick us up to go back to the hotel. Also had issues with getting food delivered and asked security to assist with the random bums lurking around... great venue otherwise lol

[@into_the_storm_of_steel]

My rule is dont buy the shirt if you dont own the music first... Cd, lp, tape all count

[@OriaxNV]

New brodequin single is out after 20 years! How about a review J Dawg????

[@andybarker5687]

In the 90s. Our family car got stolen right out side my grandpas house on Thanksgiving

[@andybarker5687]

@DawnRazor-bx3mj Pomona California, where the term POPO originates. Not to mention, he lived on the safer side of town

[@andybarker5687]

Dawg paid me 2k to leave this comment

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

Ya got gipped bra bra.

[@Triiplesiix]

I’m a death and black metal head through and through. I collect cds and cassettes, and am listening to It for the majority of my day. But I just want to clear something up. MOST people do not just hop into extreme metal. For instance. I started with slipknots Iowa. That got me into more and more obscure shit. Idk if it’s because that was the first metal album I heard…but IOWA is heavy. Their debut and Iowa are great metal albums. I can see why people that were born in the 70s and 80s would think otherwise…but me being born in 92…slipknots Iowa is greatness. That does not make me a poser lol. I’m just sayin 🤘

[@jefflawson3574]

Not a poser, just clueless about the rudiments and lineage of metal. It's ok, there's great comfort in nostalgia, unwarranted as it may be.

[@Triiplesiix]

@@jefflawson3574 well see now your just assuming. Just because I am younger does not make me ignorant. The internet exists. Forums exist. I would bet money that I know probably more about Death Metal than half the people watching this channel. Like I mentioned I also am a huge collector I own thousands of albums and have listened to and researched all. I don’t buy anything I don’t enjoy. Through all of which you learn and come to understand a lot about the scene.

[@urmomma2688]

​@@Triiplesiixit's j-dawg's audience dude. All they do is inappropriately assume shit about people who like the non "Politically Correct" stuff

[@Triiplesiix]

@@urmomma2688 yeah i enjoy the channel I love watching the videos..but the making fun of everyone with a little more than strictly 90s death metal in their catalog is a bit…offputting.

[@urmomma2688]

@@Triiplesiix And the cherry on top is when they make fun of "true kvlt" black metal fans without realizing they're doing the exact same thing

[@jefflawson3574]

Obsessing about what makes someone a poser is a pretty poserlike thing to do.

[@NOISECAUSEDCANCER]

that's what they say :D

[@calxer]

poser

[@SulphurBorne]

Sounds like something a POOSSSSEEEERRRR would say

[@jefflawson3574]

@@schmoopen My bad, he obviously never talks about it without a paid prompt...

[@650AFTERHOURSOC]

Who can make the guess who the dawgs talking about ? Von misfits guy?

[@kritikalmass1334]

Jdawg is the GOOD GOD DAMN FACKING MORNING AMERICA of metal

[@jaykublei6494]

Spinnin' Into the Grave, Into the Grave💪 First time my gf seen me watching the Dawg....she says "The poster on the walls remind me of teenagers room" lol ....think I might grab those absu demos today *ends up spending more..always 🤘 Cheers brah

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Great one, recently got the reissue of that early Swedish DM classic, improved sound quality and the cover art is not cropped, like the original issue.

[@corystafford4958]

I've never worried about others. I just don't give A.F.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

That my friend is the proper mindset. Care-free Cory is Kvlt AF! HAIL CORY! \m/

[@corystafford4958]

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 🤣💀🤣

[@markchaosmassacre]

I think we all get more manly every time we watch a J Dawg video. And That could be a good thing.. 🤣🤘🤘

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

That could be an understatement!

[@Hecatecrossways]

I can't imagine anyone who has heard the 'Tish' wouldn't immediately recognize it. Their early demos are different from their other material, but no one else sounds like them.

[@UncleGranddawg]

My definition of a poser is someone (Dawg) who buys subscribers and lies about being monetized

[@immyownbestfriend9338]

i don't dress at all like a metal guy, that's how you know i listen to the mortician.

[@Patrick_Severed_Survival]

J-Dizzle you have to make sure that you firmly grasp it.

[@RabanRobtheKnob]

I have a best buddie who is more of a metalhead than I'll ever be-long hair, tees, collected media etc. His favorite band is Ektomorf. I recently texted him about early Sinister having the best drumming secton and how perfectly they utilize blast-beats. I told him how I think As Rapture Comes is the heaviest death metal album! In his last text, he stateed he doesn't listen to as much music anymore. I'm starting to get concerned. I'm thinking he's either going to "grow out of it" or convert to some religion and abandon it all together.

[@Fulci.LivesMLM]

Keep him in Metal brah brah

[@jefflawson3574]

People move in and out of genres all the time. It's not always an irreversible process either. Maybe he'll come back to it later \m/

[@STEVSGONE]

If you're truly metal even if you stop listening for a while you never truly leave being metal. AKA when you start listening again after hitting a classic rock binge because all the classic rock stations in your area are too busy playing grunge to rock out anymore there's nothing quite like it.

[@RabanRobtheKnob]

@@STEVSGONE I'm afraid Tom Morello is more 'metal' than me. Maybe even Corey Taylor from Slipknot too!

[@STEVSGONE]

@@RabanRobtheKnob what kind of bands are you into?

[@mushroomleg]

I am a poseur. What should I do?

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

Pose.

[@dinkins335]

Not care what others think. 🤘

[@STEVSGONE]

Either start listening to metal or just accept the fact that your opposer unless of course you've already been places wearing t-shirts of bands you have no intention of listening to in that case it may already be too late and you might be in trouble. Integrity and whatnot.

[@Mofos_of_Metal]

My definition of a "Poser" is what I call a Surface Dweller. People who claim to be into Metal but never actively go looking for things to listen to. There are two ways you can find Metal - wait for it to come to you, or go looking. The ones who never do any digging to the underground, never go searching, just listen to the basic surface level stuff and still CLAIM to be a Metalhead - yup, that's what a Poser is to me. It shouldn't be that big an insult to them - it's their life choice, and you can be a Surface Dweller if that's your prerogative - but if you go round claiming to be a "Real Metalhead" and never bought a shovel to do some real digging - I'm sorry brah brah - you're a Poser and you better own that sh!t and wear a Poser badge so people know what to expect!

[@propaneman3204]

I disagree, a poser is someone who buys band shirts and don't even know the band or an actual real life example, this one guy I knew wrote bands on his backpack and had Morbid Angel(yes mainstream but I knew he didn't listen to them) I ask him to name just one song and says he forgot then comes back the next day with a list of songs he memorized. Straight poser. Poser is in the name someone who poses and that's all, there not in it for the music just the look. Yeah some people call themselves metalheads but as long as there not claiming shit they don't know then I don't think there a poser, lame maybe but not a poser.

[@propaneman3204]

Also a poser should be a huge insult because your just acting and not living your own life but since you seem to be so worried about posers I assume you can't think for yourself and need constant reinsurance from others giving their opinions on youtube. Instead of seeking reinsurance on youtube you should go back to your mom to tell you the things you want to hear but she's probably sick of it too.

[@propaneman3204]

@@Leave_The_Hall_69 assuming they have balls at all to offer.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@@Leave_The_Hall_69 "Would you bet your 2 balls and entire shaft on that?" 👈🏻Said the Reddit-obsessed eunuch.

[@lopolik]

@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 eunuch lmfao

[@westonvirginia6458]

Wimps and posers, leave the hall!

[@anntifurz]

Is that a Nuns Laughter tshirt brah brah…don’t know them 😂

[@brianmoudry5066]

hey man, old anthrax rocks !! who doesnt like among the living??? persistence, euphoria, all good thrash albums !!!

[@650AFTERHOURSOC]

I've seen Don of the Dead wearing a mortician shirt but forgetting that he said that he didn't like them...

[@JoeyMarks666]

J-Dawg bulletproof glass at Taco Bell hilarious story! My truck got broken into at the 2nd street Oakland metro when I saw Brujeria at California Deathfest. Also I saw Deicide in LA at the 1720 club my buddy and I took Uber from the hotel because we heard they get a lot of car break ins as well. Pain in the ass!!!! The great American music hall in SF is in the tenderloin last time I went there some homeless people accused me of trashing the area. The venue kicks ass but I’ll probably Uber there for now way too many crazy people in the area.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Accused by trash people of trashing a place, that was already trash. Daaaaaamn if that doesn't typify a liberal shithole city I don't know what does. California sure sounds like a painful trip bruh.

[@richpittman666]

i take bart and walk from there

[@InsanityAlertCrossOverThrash]

Justin “I buy subscribers” aka Justin “I’m monetized “ Horval

[@kmartgoth8313]

I am a bot hired by HHR

[@unsoundproductions-cn1py]

I'm subbed on 4 different channels, about the ratio of subs to views. The channels I really like I do that, because I bounce around between accounts. I have multiple accounts for different bands and things. So I get the sub/view difference

[@SkullhammerRecords]

Hey J dawg are you ever going to have EzE and C dawg on the show ? Are those guys your brothers who started Hells ? Later

[@650AFTERHOURSOC]

Dude im sick of hearing about molder they suck

[@craigswensen434]

Love the channel. Thanks to you I'm now really into NunSlaughter, Acid Witch and Cianide!! In the past month I've placed 2 pretty big orders for tshirts/long sleeves. Now I just placed a huge vinyl order. I haven't had vinyl since the 80s, but you've inspired this old dog. QUESTION.... any plans to repress Cianide Gods Of Death??? Thanks!

[@DNashvegas]

Cianide is sick! That's a more recent find for me and I'm about to purchase some albums soon. Guess I was a poser for not knowing about them longer ago haha

[@dinkins335]

*Rule #1* - Know the difference between actual metal and the false.

[@dinkins335]

@icankillbugs sadly, too true.

[@dinkins335]

People like to cry about being called a poser. That's why those get a lot of views.

[@kritikalmass1334]

Justin “Dawg owns it of course” Horval

[@johndevito508]

What’s heavier than Paaaaaantera

[@STEVSGONE]

Effin slayer! Or maybe trouble but they are a different kind of heavy.

[@JohnMicius]

Hi what hifi system do you recommend for metal?

[@roberthampton730]

Hails from Tampa!

[@olegdepapa]

3 rules for a poseur: 1. They wear Burzum shirts only because it's trendy 2. They are black 3. Their name begins with "Y"

[@mickeylilly6057]

I stopped by to see if J-Dawg was talking that shit again. Lol

[@STEVSGONE]

Number one rule plus how to tell whether it's a poser or a newcomer. The poser will wear the t-shirts of certain bands to try to run around and infiltrate certain crowds whether it's death metal thrash metal or even pop metal like me and the newcomer will hear their friends talking to each other about different bands and then check out those bands and come back to the group and let them know what they thought of the bands. Then they will buy the t-shirts of the bands they like and try to talk music with the crowds who are into the bands they find cool. The posers just going for the popularity contest every single, time. Also the newcomer will talk to you or other friends who are into metal about the different bands they discovered along the journey of finding out about the bands they originally heard about such as rainbow and deep purple due to the linked band members which of course opens the door and gets them listening to Dio and all the bands he was in. Then the floodgates are well and truly open and the conversation can go on for a few hours while at some point someone's phone or MP3 player comes out and the music starts playing.

[@squeeps5765]

one of the biggest poser signs to me has to be commenting on the scene and bashing it when they have never been to a show

[@caleb395]

Goddamn, Brandon Miller won’t give me a break

[@SquidwardBenton]

Do you need help becoming less of a poser? 🦑🐳🦭

[@caleb395]

@@SquidwardBenton Nah Brandon needs some help, buddy met JDawg at a show for the first time in a Pantera shirt and he definitely doesn’t know Necrovore brah

[@SquidwardBenton]

@@caleb395 no bueno 🐬🐙🐡

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

I wonder if Brandon Miller knows Loren Means? If he's a fecalphiliac he just might.

[@FrostedWolf323]

j dawg you ever heard of tribe of pazuzu?

[@goateyes76]

Real

[@Graveyard666-]

Worst gig location for me has to be the BLACK CASTLE in south central LA!!! That place was a shit hole!! But it was our shit hole!! Hahaha

[@thomgwarrior]

I saw Revenge there. Totally sketchy neighborhood.

[@Graveyard666-]

@thomgwarrior no shit same here, seen them play there in 2010 I think. And another time to, just don't remember the year. First time I seen revenge was when they did that bad ass tour with DEICIDE in 2002 or 2003

[@robertg305]

What's everyone's favorite Crucified Mortals song?

[@650AFTERHOURSOC]

None !

[@SuicidalGrind]

Late night butcher

[@robertg305]

@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Don't worry, I think I'm gonna wrap it up soon lol. A lot of my CM comments have been disappearing. I think I used the word so much it got flagged as spam haha

[@dinkins335]

"The Reapers Blade"

[@kapriizais8278]

Dawg, if someone took a random record from your collection and put it on would you instantly recognize what it is? Band, album, song? Im sure i could not, i even own stuff i do not remember what it sounds like. Liking something does not require being a diehard fan

[@dinkins335]

We ALL listen to so many bands that EVERY ONE OF US rediscovers a band we already liked. 🤘😂 Anyone saying otherwise is lying or only likes 5 bands.

[@borntopwnyou]

​@dinkins335 The irony is J-Dawg sells a shirt that literally says "I've forgotten more metal than you know"

[@STEVSGONE]

Oh I guess I'm special then a very small amount of it it'll take a couple of minutes for me to get it but pretty much.

[@vicklagina]

robocop was made in dallas

[@FuerzadeArriba]

6:30

[@dewahiweunmoatzn]

posers live by rules out of a book..and very stereotypical

[@Big.C.Kyle.87.9]

Jew-Dawg is telling a fib, he surely knows the point of doinging that bell 🛎

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

Ding dong ditch?

[@SLOTHDAWG-FROMTHEGOONIES]

Sloth-Dawg love Caleb "the poser" Peachyr

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

Kale Posey Peachy

[@SquidwardBenton]

🐬🦭🦞 PAYPIGGY QUESTION 🦑🐡🐌 Why would you send a PAID question to a Spongoloid who "can't even use the image icon thing" and likes "all" the Deicide albums? 🦐🐙☔️

[@lopolik]

He likes the J icon, anything else as an icon is poser-like for him.

[@stevehoneycutt-fj7tw]

the right about posere

[@SquidwardBenton]

🦑🦭 UNPAIIIID QUESTION FOR SPONGEY D 🐬🐡🐙 Is Nun's Laughter still around? 🛁🛶🚣‍♂️🚣‍♀️🏋‍♀️ If a porous headed man falls in the Jungle, does he make a sound, Brah Brah? 🧽

[@sinisterking6009]

DAWG'S UNFAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEE 🌊🪼🫧🐬🐟🧽👔🦑🐠🦐

[@SquidwardBenton]

​@@sinisterking6009 🐳🐬🐙 is a poser someone who thinks they're monetized but are DEEEEMONETIIIIZED?

[@lopolik]

@@SquidwardBenton God Dethroned is playing there? Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighly f*cking doubt that. is one of the funniest dawg moments.

[@emeraldgreensg]

A real investigative journalist would ask why JDawg is selling his Deicide box set on Ebay? And to set the record straight, Overkill has sucked ass for at least 30 years. Every riff since I Hear Black have sounds like a truck commercial, no different than Load and Reload. Don't even come here saying Overkill rules and you also love heavy death and black metal.

[@themadmattster9647]

Overkill still slay live though

[@FitBeastNY666]

Overkill is not as good overall but they’ve had some BANGERS on some of those later albums Electric Rattlesnake is as good as anything off of taking over, feel the fire, years of decay and under the influence…

[@macabre19]

Exodus doesn't suck, their latest album is pretty damn good.

[@FitBeastNY666]

@@macabre19 I liked Zetro’s comeback album blood in blood out best of the newer stuff

[@themadmattster9647]

@@macabre19 some people have taken issue with the groove metal in their more current sound

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

I took a 2-foot long shit this morning (Loren Means eat your heart out) at eleven past eight , so I'm pretty sure I'm not a poser, at least today I'm not....right?

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

Where'd you take it from? The sketchy area?

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@@WALDENSOFTWAREI had big shit today, because I had a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs yesterday. Nice try wise-ass.💩💩💩💩

[@dinkins335]

​@icankillbugs you can lose a few pounds by taking a heavy duty poo.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@icankillbugs Sadly I have yet to weight in pre-shit and post shit, perhaps I need to make that a priority. 1.4 pounds! Sounds likes an epic deposit bruh.

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

@@dinkins335Todays epic shit had a delivery not unlike a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine and there was lot's of it!

[@calxer]

justin dawg

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

Just out dizawgg

[@DawnPossession]

😂 like and share the video god damn it

[@anthonysuski9248]

Greetings brother!!! 💀 😀 👍 🐱 ☕

[@anthonysuski9248]

Thrash /OSDM/ Death/Grind /BM and pussy is something I will never get out of ever!!! 😀 👍

[@jagajazzin]

Damn, another video of the dawg spouting off his flat brim theories

[@STEVSGONE]

If you don't like it why are you watching?

[@stevensmith5027]

If you have to ask what makes you a poser..youre probably a poser.

[@dinkins335]

Don't worry, Dawg. I still don't like Mortician.😂

[@28nihilist]

👎

[@dinkins335]

@@28nihilist 👎

[@28nihilist]

@@dinkins335 Sick, appears you're pretty old. One less poser in the world soon enough 😁

[@distributorovkvlt-points5481]

Test your Metal IQ - What Black Metal album (CD version) bares the phrase "Peace, Love and Understanding" ? _None_ _more_ _KVLT_ _bruh_ _bruhs!_

[@650AFTERHOURSOC]

Its the same shit every video but lets see...

[@LordWorm-n6u]

How is nu metal not real metal?

[@wafflemanofficial3130]

Half of the music is rap beats instead of guitar riffs not really metal

[@STEVSGONE]

Because 90% of it is actually hard Rock with rap elements. Which I guess lets out Faith no More as well which potentially just opens the gates and starts shoving quite a bit out behind it. Aah, craap. I literally just realized this new metal lets out Faith no More from being metal which lets out the whole rest of the pop metal genre. Man I was slow to get this one. So either pop metal is no longer metal or new metal is pop metal. And if new metal is pop metal then that lets in butt Rock. Probably not a good plan, crap.

[@LordWorm-n6u]

@@wafflemanofficial3130 you're telling me Soad, Korn and Slipknot don't even have riffs? Do you even have ears?

[@LordWorm-n6u]

@@STEVSGONE if the band's sound incorporates heavy metal influences they are metal. If every band that takes influences from other genres isn't metal than Metallica, Megadeth and every other thrash metal band isn't metal because the genre has a strong hardcore punk influence.

[@STEVSGONE]

@@LordWorm-n6u then that actually makes the butt Rock on the classic rock stations make sense but I guess you're right.

[@begfordeath111]

Do you like hardcore j dawg?