The TOP 5 FUNNIEST FAKE Minecraft Speedruns of 2021...

[@GLAKJack]

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[@dooriron2984]

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[@eally5185]

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[@eally5185]

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[@eally5185]

Weit. what. okoko

[@LuchtLeiderNederland]

Happy everything!

[@manipulate9374]

If anyone is wondering about the chances of actually getting 6 notch apples in that one chest, it's more rare than getting all 12 ender eyes in a portal in the first place. Chances of that are about 1 in a trillion. There's a 10% chance of each frame having an eye of ender already in place, so the chances of having all 12 eyes in place is around 0.00000000001%, while the chances of getting a notch apple in a ruined portal chest is 1.5%, so the chances of getting 6 notch apples in one ruined chest is about 0.000000000011390625%, so it's pretty safe to assume it's more rare to get 6 notch apples from a ruined portal chest than to get all 12 eyes in an ender portal from the get go.

[@rachelf4488]

I already knew that getting all 12 ender eyes in a portal I already knew that tears 1in a trillion

[@Maidbit69]

@@rachelf4488 did I ask?

[@tanukaushik8712]

Did you saw the time he came in end he was in creative mode the fourth player two cornet

[@fireball6562]

@Yakko_BrawlStars Naruto fan you've got a point

[@larsbrunschwig2095]

I know its legit

[@justanormalperson7260]

I like to imagine how much the speedrun verificators laugh watching runs like these

[@coruscentia]

I don't think so, they are probably just a hindrance.

[@Pringleworm]

Ngl, me too tho.

[@wwafflezz6687]

Best job ever.

[@N3BULA_V01D]

Just a normal person your cercle ThInG ( idk y i sed thing like that.... ) is sans and the 2 run........................ undertale soundtrack: sans. and if u se this than my gut let me caz i get emberisd to much! :|

[@exp4397]

It’s the one thing I wish I was the moderator of

[@nathanielross285]

Two words to describe all of these “speedruns” is “how convenient”

[@atdynax]

"One" word. ;)

[@meowms9969]

Two words

[@nathanielross285]

Oops typo i meant 2 words :P

[@jashybro]

@@nathanielross285 edit it to say 2 words so you dont look dumb lol

[@moshi_monster1985]

Although the tower one at 4:19 is really cause once I was in survival and pearled into the tower I was stuck like that but as soon as I walked I fell so I think I was glitched in the block

[@LBFescape]

I actually believe for number 5 that he was just genuinely surprised that he got stuck in the side of the tower because ender pearls do have a tendency to do that sometimes so he was just looking around like "what the hell lmao" and trying to display that's what he was thinking because he had no microphone

[@jamieswildworld1145]

I love that when cutting the video and starting near the 'rare' diamond tree, his timer goes from 37 seconds to 11 seconds. Totally legit!

[@jamieswildworld1145]

Also does it during End fight.

[@WYVERN_76]

💯

[@_DashGaming_]

I’m pretty sure it was a joke the first one

[@havnmartin]

4:21 is actually legit it happens sometimes when pearling into a wall

[@elvenfellow8596]

Yeah, same. Quite common. Funny that this person hasn't don't it.

[@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS]

Actually it doesn't "happen" it's a bug (Dat mojanh might never fix) Dat happens when u hold crouch when landing after throw enderpearl, the block u land on will behave like honey, like if its hit box hot 1px smaller, and allowing u to Anand on it, but after u uncrouch, u fall, and anso I think it doesn't happen 100% of the time, it's like 50%

[@refertopfp9627]

@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS It's a bug that happens.

[@andreyc3737]

The amount of obsidian in the ruined portal of the first speed run is impossible to generate normally.

[@boneappletea5890]

i was wondering about that lol

[@Vandalieu]

I just created a new world about 10 minutes and I literally had a portal just a couple hundred blocks away from me and inside the chest were 2 Obsidian and a Flint and Steel. it's not a perfect one, it's missing a corner and one of them is a Crying Obsidian but it works, unfortunately I made it to test some things out so I put it on creative so it's not like I can do a speed run with it. But yeah that is way to much Obsidian in the chest.

[@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS]

@@Vandalieu u can't speedrun in a already generated world, u need to generate one with a random seed, and the changlce of getting the same seed as Dat world is basically none, or literally none, idk

[@Vandalieu]

@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS I already know that, I was pointing out that it can actually happen, spawning close by a village or a broken portal or even both. Next time why don't you use your head a little.

[@Daveaintreal]

Yeah, and you can't get diamonds from a ruined portal chest

[@JustPineapple]

*Gets 6 God Apples from 1 chest* GLAK Jack: “Seems like it could be real” Edit: ok at this point I’m just confused

[@DevOperatingSystem]

Yes, 6 god apples are very unlikely but it is real. The diamond however, cannot spawn in a ruined portal chest making this the first red flag.

[@JustPineapple]

@@DevOperatingSystem yeah but it’s gotta be the same chances as a ender portal with 12 eyes

[@DevOperatingSystem]

@@JustPineapple Idk math so ima just agree with you.

[@yes2143]

@@JustPineapple if there is a chance, it can happen.

[@kayleywebsterputnam9088]

@pineapple plays that means it would be a 1/1000000000000 aka 1T

[@moondrawsstuff1910]

I love how for Bubble's speedrun you can literally watch him alter the times

[@frogcreeperproductions6232]

The chest: * has 64 gapples * glakjack: "It's got HUNDREDS of god apples"

[@bunni7984]

"Hundreds of golden apples." *Is a stack of 64 just spread into 6 slots.*

[@thijsd3578]

"Thousands of gold blocks" just 3 stacks

[@xLanzer]

You know what he means

[@ZippyZippyCC]

"Millions of diamonds" *5 diamonds*

[@xLanzer]

@@ZippyZippyCC I don't know if you're either joking or just don't know what hyperbole is

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

"Trillions Of Iron Blocks Just 5 stacks

[@ireneparkin3360]

You can get Obsidian in a ruined Nether chest, but it's usually about one or two blocks.

[@r0m4n_3mp1r3]

I got 6 once

[@ireneparkin3360]

@@r0m4n_3mp1r3 cool.

[@Grixis_Teller_of_Tales]

Ruin portals can spawn in a village but very rare

[@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS]

@@r0m4n_3mp1r3 dats the max iirc, more it's impossible

[@bootygurl2424]

Fun fact! Two portals may spawn together so two chests. But it’s VERY VERY rare.

[@thegreatpapyrus7319]

I love the way this guy has reactions that most of us would have, nothing feels exaggerated, its so chill

[@omp4556]

The portal can actually spawn in a village, depenging on what version it is. In 1.14 or prior, the worldgeneration function is different, so you have an about 1 in 1058340598769E589486, wich is higher, than the calculated amount of worlds ever created... (you could also use mods, because the Forge DevKit allows you to make custom world generation)

[@omp4556]

@YoungPrinceYT Sorry I guess?

[@MUSA_SMSW_OFFICAL]

I’m so sorry but… 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Which*

[@glitchycryotera]

i love how its very funny when they show all their commands when they open chat.

[@dannymoonie3914]

@@wgtwm pretty sure most of them are

[@Jjiscool_is_cool]

13:24 that hole in the house is actually real but the "speedrunner" made it deeper

[@LEO19495]

Idk why it has a hole

[@antares5097]

"hundreds of gapples" one stack "thousands of gold blocks" three stacks

[@jeremygrier4917]

do you not understand exaggeration/hyperbole? ofc it’s not thousands. it’s just a common slang.

[@antares5097]

@@jeremygrier4917 ofc i understand hyperbole, i just think you could substitute dozens for thousands and not blow it way out of proportion

[@cyberfaunix6920]

@@antares5097 could say the same for all the speedruns but to each their own

[@Dawid23_Gamer]

"trillions of notch apples" eight stacks

[@chrischappell7182]

I just gave this the 66th like and- ... Execute order 66 on the fake speedruns.( sorry if this made you cringe)

[@corhydrae3238]

I love how that one dude went about killing the blazes with snowballs instead of his looting III netherite sword.

[@TheCoolStyle]

“Hey mom, can we get Ayundaru?” Mom: “No, we have Ayundaru at home.” Ayundaru at home:

[@lukeslocomotives]

The ruined portal in MikiCili's run is actually possible. I found one under a farm in a village on a normal survival world several months ago. It had spawned below the farm and opened out the area around it so yeah there was a farm with this random hollow cube underneath with a Portal in it

[@AlphaUru]

Yeah I once found a plains village that was on the border of a swamp biome, so the villagers had the swamp disguise on, and a ruined nether portal had also spawned in the village. Wildest shit I've ever seen naturally spawn in a world.

[@xamilanmc]

my brother found one in a villagers house xD

[@josephdavis1174]

I found one in the village's marketplace

[@nickg607]

That nether portal in the village thing is actually possible. I even once found one of the massive portals right at the center I think it was 12x12 pretty rare tho

[@atsoma5043]

Ok

[@michaldemo]

that true i have seed with village with nether portal

[@Red-Head17]

12x12!? The highest I’ve got is 6x6

[@Red-Head17]

Correct me if I’m wrong, I’m pretty bad at Minecraft

[@zenthous9568]

Not like it was In the video

[@zoybeanisawesome8947]

5:38 before this dude fakes his speedruns, he should really make sure to leave the elytra or chestplate, and have about three stacks of fireworks for the elytra

[@shadow5273]

i started playing vanilla for the first time since like 1.10 my spawn had an stronghold within like 5 chuncks and the nether portal i built landed me right inside of a nether fortress and i was like neat and then proceeded to die from blazes like 10 times lol

[@hirozh6075]

That dude in chat during Run 3, saying "You ain't living unless youre at risk of Carpal Tunnel" is a high level giga Chad, but I also pray for his hands

[@asemimam561]

2:45 as u can see his armor bar is also full so he either has full netherite armor or full diamond armor and the amount of times he restarted the timer is crazy

[@TwistedKing]

The first fake speed run made me laugh so hard I spit milk on my monitor

[@kerbidygaming3121]

#1 seems more like a Speedrun guide more than an actual Speedrun

[@thegreydiant1652]

Yea it feels like a guide

[@mimithony]

14:01 Hi Nether Villager!

[@AdamRawlyk]

We’re only just starting and already the 1st one is absolutely brilliant, made some much funnier by the commentary on top XD Great video dood :)

[@ashleysole7731]

I would of put number 5 at 3 as I think that one was worse then 4 and 3. I love watching these videos just came up on my KZbin home one day and now I always keep a look out for them

[@longliveowl]

Ye

[@we3b91]

There's Efficiency 1000 Unbreaking 32000 Fortune 100 And then there's Mending

[@prach2]

I tried few times to find a seed for speedrun, and once I actually spawned next to desert temple (where I found enough diamonds for pickaxe and also enchanted golden apple) and then next to it I found ruined portal with enough obsidian (considering I already had diamond pickaxe from desert temple, I was able to build the portal) to go to nether. So it’s not like it’s impossible to find seeds like that. But I was out of luck after going to nether 😀

[@Lukas99g]

omg the nether villager killed me lmao

[@MouthMuffler]

these are most definitely troll submissions

[@KrazyCrafter421]

I’m willing to bet at least one of these is simply satire

[@jeremybeihneitha5069]

Frfr...The first one seemed to me like a sarcastic parody

[@t.mendous7922]

Quite likely. It seems that if you show the slash kill on screen, its not real. Although some people out there are stupid enough to try it

[@theresaclark9848]

I feel like this guy only does these videos for views....#5 and #4 are definite memes, and I've only made it through the first 2 so far.

[@t.mendous7922]

@@theresaclark9848 And why do think most people put videos on KZbin? Your name also shows how much imagination you have. Zilch.

[@samm12011]

2:46 THE SPEEDRUN TIME CHANGED FROM 34 TO 11

[@Vocable-Twins369]

Ah that’s practically saying “one of my eyes are blue and the other is green. The green one looks like a cat eye.” But they are wearing contacts and sunglasses indoors.

[@dereckthemac8572]

happened twice btw

[@sarahbailey9727]

I know

[@aviationdoge8699]

can we appreciate how long it took to enchant those items?

[@seanbaby1060]

You can use commands to give enchantments

[@orjanhenricsson5922]

Wait a minute enchanted flint and steel on the second!? Story mode players: Crying Me: Crying

[@TheArtmatician]

7:05 "But not without walking on the fire first..." LOL

[@Diosvox]

For the first one, that sticking to the pillar thing i legit. Sometimes when you throw an enderpearl at some blocks, it puts you kind of inside. Happened to me when i helped my friend with her end fight and another time in a skywars match. Also, it was funny how he kept reseting the clock

[@revan22]

For bubbles Speedrun the tower stuck feature is actually real. It can happen sometimes you are stuck in a block. But rest of the run fake ofc

[@SqramFN]

The odds of each part of the first speedrun is first, the 11 eye portal which is 1 in 100 billion, then getting six god apples, some thing, because the rarity of getting a notch apple is 1 in 69 chance, so that run is pretty rare

[@r0m4n_3mp1r3]

69 funny

[@antebellum1776]

@@r0m4n_3mp1r3 Funny thing is, it's actually accurate. It's roughly 1.5%, which are the odds of finding one god apple in a ruined portal chest.

[@Dude-zn5be]

@@antebellum1776 yeah it’s pretty close 1/69 is 1.44%

[@sh1be90]

The "Whitesmith" sign got me lmao, i kept neutral face but that sign just got me xD

[@highrofellos6721]

Oddly enough the Ruined portal in a village is possible. I had one spawn literally as part of a Village Crop farm including one of the dirt blocks being replaced by obsidian and one of the middle water blocks being replaced by a Gold Block.

[@h20plebian25]

8:31 he spawns in with a dirt block in his inventory, is that a new feature

[@Crispycheeze]

GLAL Jack, excellent video:) These people doing fake speedruns are hilarious

[@bluevector8953]

11:00 this is possible, it's happened to me ofc not the part where there's no portal and fully enchanted netherite gear but it is possible to spawn in a village with a repairable ruined portal and spawn right next to a fortrees. in the seed I got there was also a bastion super close to the fortress as well!

[@NexWZ]

He never said it wasn’t possible

[@Dowgggggg]

But he never said it was

[@ryderrae1]

*minecraft player finds 3 stacks of gold* GLAK Jack: “hE fInDs ThOuSaNdS oF gOlD” *minecraft player also finds 48 enchanted golden apples* GLAK jack: “Guys he found hundreds of god apples”

[@Xown3dX74]

Those guys really think we are gonna be like : "omg what insane luck a full netherite gear !"

[@Terratomere]

10:06 idk man looks pretty legit to me

[@ninjalightninggames3137]

For number 3 when he opened the first/ “totally normal chest” you could se that he was selecting a health 2 potion and when he was grabbing items from a fake chest it didn’t fill one spot it should have filled so I think he downloaded a texture pack that makes health potions invisible.

[@AlanomalyOfficial]

Some villager huts actually do spawn with the hole in the floor, though I don't know if his convenient cheatski-doodle one was the kind that does.

[@coolbeans7349]

LMAO the blackout part at 11:30 was funny af

[@TheCrunchyGamer]

10:50 they should add a easter egg where lighting a portal with an enchanted flint and steel would make a portal to the portal hall from minecraft story mode

[@Vandalieu]

I've actually spawned right next to a village before on the second world I made, while my first has one just behind a hill. So it is possible to spawn next to a village.

[@wisvai279]

Very possible, it happens a lot, I agree

[@smc0718]

1:31 I like how he didn't have the brain cells to think of at least trying to Cover his Ass and make it look Randomized. Instead, he just *NEATLY SORTED* The very obviously non-generated items.

[@whymeme5841]

Well because it's satire it's not a real faked speedrun

[@sms7811]

9:42 potion of healing, bruh

[@jasonclark159]

cant wait til this guy becomes a big name

[@iluvpizza6576]

Fun fact: if you put in the seed number 1231123 you actually spawn right by a ruined nether portal!

[@zeropercentkazuto9045]

7:30 he set the game mode back to creative mode 😭😂

[@littlemermaid3995]

Jack: he eventually leaves the nether *Random dude in his game leaves* Me: that's a bit sussy

[@SylverSea1]

Ok I will say, in the dirty one, he gets stuck to a tower with a bender pearl. This is something that can actually happen. You can simply walk out of the block you are in to escape.

[@deathrobot10k58]

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fake speedrun start without being directly next to a village” the fake speedrun he just watched: “am I a joke to you?”

[@michaelfer4038]

I build the fake building in the thumbnail!!!! Lets gooooooooo!!!!

[@jerryhbtl]

4:00 he resets the time LMAO

[@ChaoOnYoutube]

8:37 LMAO THAT IS A MOJANG/MICROSOFT RECOMMENDED SEED- its a village with a stronghold right beneath it

[@anriug]

I bet you 5 chickens that at-least 20% of the people here haven’t even done a speed run

[@Slimy-mm9ec]

thanks to you, i will start my own youtuber life and make the most dumb fake speedruns tomorrow

[@Slimy-mm9ec]

my life is being blessed and ruined at the same time

[@notyourtypicalguy3573]

5:35 the more you see the worse it gets

[@Yodilandvlogges]

9:32 it is possible but really rare

[@Greye1]

Your vids are the best! I have been subbed for a long time and I always will be! ❤️

[@obi5398]

Watching the third one cut all over the place is like a goddamn fever dream holy fuck

[@GMoneyCoolman]

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fake speedrun where the runner doesnt start directly next to a village” The speedrun literally a minute before this:😧

[@giovannicarlo8149]

2:52 WTF HAPPENED TO THE TIME

[@help2025]

4:51 that's what she said

[@Kaycee_Clips]

Lol🤣

[@JoseGonzalez-uj9qg]

Before a plane crashed into a tower

[@vidarjuselius1188]

A interesting idea would be to make a video on a fake Speedrun witch isn't obviously fake because these are all very similar. Like your videos

[@lakshitgupta2860]

You a hater?

[@i1C4RU5]

Yeah, this seems to pander pretty heavily towards kids, especially because he's constantly 'surprised' as the runs get increasingly nonsensical, and because he cuts away from the run every two seconds to explain what just happened to pad for more watch time.

[@michaelmailey8503]

@@i1C4RU5 I believe it is meant to be sarcasm

[@michaelmailey8503]

@@i1C4RU5 instead of actually being 'surprised'

[@limeflashlight4101]

@@michaelmailey8503 yeah but it is honestly not that funny because I think if these were from one of those [fake speedruns be like...] it would be funnier than this guy making fun of these obviously ironic and fake videos

[@hosty9163]

Sometimes I think that people doing these type of speed runs are just people who take it as a challenge to just finish it as fast as possible. Like a challenge to set up and finish it their own way as fast as they can. Or it’s just the view of “I can do it faster” but not realizing there are rules? Either way, funny stuff. 😂

[@syahgisi4226]

That Mario music in the beginning was rad. I must have that remix lol.

[@Mason929TRAINS]

1:02 that’s not normal stuff One god apple is rare 6 is impossible

[@NotM3W]

Ironically, you can get everything in the ruined portal chest but the diamond

[@mrdiamond462]

You can get a 1000 effiency pickaxe from a ruined portal?

[@NotM3W]

@@mrdiamond462 No the first one

[@NotM3W]

@@mrdiamond462 The one with the enchanted golden apples

[@deadchanel1298]

And the god apples. And tool that are not made of gold

[@NotM3W]

@@deadchanel1298 God apples have a chance to spawn in ruined portals.... but it is very low, like 0.2% chance

[@AJOlesen]

For the 2nd one, at 8:20, you can also see that he is in creative mode, more prove, like if you needed it…

[@dubtrooper6697]

And the casual sans theme in the background 😂😂

[@MaxBaxPamparapa]

i love how almost all of these are on bedrock

[@darius-m3p]

1:19 NO! It is way to many god apples and diamonds cant even generate in that structure, not even talking about that obviously fake amount of obsidian....

[@asphalt9freak37]

sarcasm exists

[@asphalt9freak37]

sarcasm exists

[@t-godly4116]

In the first he didn’t even mention the obv resetting of the timer😂😂

[@atomicskies_]

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fake speedrun start without being directly next to a village” He forgot about the one he saw right before

[@mr._bubbl]

forget zodiac signs what type of minecraft player are you the nomad:you never build a house always on the move the settler:you stay in one area and go outside for ore or stuff but dont go to far from your house the phsychopath: you kill everything you see the freeloader:you live with the villagers the builder:tbh im jealous of these people because i cant build anything other than a sqaure

[@fel-is]

I live on the mushroom island and rarely go out, but when I want, I travel thousands of blocks and destroy everything on my way

[@Mr.T-1000]

Guy gets 464 golded apples Jack: hundreds of apples,,,,,,Other guy gets 3 stacks of 64 golden blocks Jack: Thousands of blocks of gold haha

[@arianadaniel9131]

I like how in the first speed run, he cut back his time at the OP tree 😂😂😂

[@matthewkoeleman2271]

Ruined portals can spawn in a village, but it’s extremely rare, like the time I found a desert temple that corrupted the desert village, some blocks were non existent but I saw them there and the desert temple was inside other houses, it was crazy wierd

[@Catvinity]

Funny thing is, most fake speedruns that give you like fully enchanted netherite armor and stuff aren’t even the world weekends

[@chrystalthediamond3345]

at least one of the speedruns didn't have enchanted armor enchanted apples fireworks and elytra lol.

[@somethingcoolgoeshere]

Laughed so hard I just about cried.

[@karenyong5342]

"I don't think I ever seen a fake Speedrun spawn without a village" me just realizing he was watching one without spawning right next to one, 💀

[@noteoasis6237]

I like women like I like fake mc speedrun videos: fully stacked chests and conveniently accessible ... (I might've made a bad mistake saying that...)

[@uj.official]

People turn down their volumes in the end because of the noise the ender dragon makes, as well as the endermen. I do that too, but in this case, it's probably so the sound of hundreds (quite literally hundreds) of endermen around him dying to /kill @e. Other than that, yeah it's sort of a strat to stay focused.

[@astrelox]

Plot twist: they’re all real and the moderators are ignorant.

[@beny8499]

In #5 Getting a god apple in ruined portal chest is like 1.5% chance so finding that many is extremely unlikely.