This is not mine; I can’t find the original post: The cake is a lie, there are only cookies. Through cookies I gain calories. Through calories I gain weight. Through weight my chair is broken. The floor shall fear me.
@EvantropАй бұрын
The original is mine from two years ago
@letefteАй бұрын
@@Evantrop Cool. Can you name the video where you posted the original comment?
@lily_evildm2317Ай бұрын
@@Evantrop Variations of this rhyme have existed for a lot longer than 2 years xD The one I heard much longer ago ended with Through weight my belt is broken. the recliner shall set me free! It used to be repeated a lot in general chat on dromund kaas and on the fleet.
@CaptWirgАй бұрын
saw this in SWTOR chat multiple times XD
@rhodamine_Ай бұрын
The king of DK chat
@enzobaldanza5364Ай бұрын
Darth Baras is personally one of my favorite Sith from the SWTOR era; looking forward to this!
@SWCentralАй бұрын
I'm happy to deliver!
@sithposterАй бұрын
Reads title... You crazy soab, you actually did it!
@darylsdesigns6679Ай бұрын
I died laughing when I saw the title 😂
@SWCentralАй бұрын
@@darylsdesigns6679It had to be done. *HAD TO BE!*
@cyberprogger8368Ай бұрын
Before watching this video please repeat 2 times: The cake is a lie There is only pie Through pie I gain weight Through weight I gain width Through width my belts are broken!
@SWCentralАй бұрын
This comment section is about to become a relay of DK general chat… And I love it
@jeffbrewer1580Ай бұрын
Better than the jaws jokes@@SWCentral
@nuneselsoАй бұрын
DArth Baras became one of my favorite siths. his mask is amazing and his plot, while very predictable, was really enjoyable to play through.
@TevyaSmolkaАй бұрын
Darth Baras was such a great villain and personally for me as the main antagonist for are sith warrior storyline it was so satisfying to take this jerk down and taking down his ego and his power literally in front of the dark council eyes and with are allies along are side was super awesome and badass and amazing in my opinion. :)
@SWCentralАй бұрын
Yeah the SW story really does a good job of making you feel important with the story. Chosen by the emperor and sent to kill the master who betrayed you and the empire. You’re like James Bond but you’re the villain and have a lightsaber haha!
@TevyaSmolkaАй бұрын
@@SWCentral indeed but honestly I wouldn't say like James bond because personally for me I think the imperial agent story makes the comparison to James bond a lot more sense then the sith warrior storyline but that's just my opinion on that subject matter as a whole. That being said though I do agree with you on being chosen by the emperor himself literally and going against your master Baras who left you for dead and betrayed the empire you were sworn to protect similar to James bond but working as the bad guys with lightsaber is really awesome and badass like you said but your the bad guy is super amazing. :)
@SWCentralАй бұрын
@@TevyaSmolkaI think you explained it much better sir!
@TevyaSmolkaАй бұрын
@@SWCentral thank you man :)
@Achuidian179Ай бұрын
The only reason I spare him during my play through is so he can die from betrayal in the extended contents.
@SWCentralАй бұрын
Imagine all the end story villains return and gang up on us :O
@rider2273Ай бұрын
:OO Well time for a new sith warrior run
@thomasthompson7107Ай бұрын
Took one look at the title, I laughed far more than I should have. This running Gag has been going for years hahahahha
@SWCentralАй бұрын
It just felt right 😂 this tale shall be cemented into KZbin history.
@thomasthompson7107Ай бұрын
@@SWCentral indeed it shall. Everyone must know the tragedy of Darth Baras the Wide.
@A21-EDITS21Ай бұрын
When i first played the game i always thought Baras was a cyborg and that's why he covered his face. But he was just a regular human. Who was wide. Glad im seeing your videos in my subscriptions again. Sometimes videos don't appear since I'm subscribed to a lot of channels.
@SWCentralАй бұрын
I’ve been trying to upload more often and be more active with the community tab, I wonder if that’s helping ❤
@JeffKraschinski1969Ай бұрын
@@A21-EDITS21 a regular human? A gravitationally enhanced Sith Lord!
@A21-EDITS21Ай бұрын
@@SWCentral you know maybe that's why. Maybe when a user comments on stuff in videos of the community tab we see that person's videos in the subscriptions more often than before. Interesting...
@professorjoe6640Ай бұрын
i didnt realize caseoh became a sith lord
@SWCentralАй бұрын
Bruh xD
@EvantropАй бұрын
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Baras the wide?
@shiruba_sanАй бұрын
Amazing explained video! Darth Baras left one heck of an impact for the Sith Order and Empire! :D Next: Darth Thanaton Explained! ^^
@SWCentralАй бұрын
I had a request for Darth Tormen, but I’m sure Thanaton can come right after!
@shiruba_sanАй бұрын
@SWCentral Darth Tormen! Oh yes! Thanaton can wait!
@MrChristophSteiningeАй бұрын
I wonder about the timeline. Was the emperor incarcerated on Voss by Sel-Makor, even as he was Valkorion of Zakuul? Was the emperor powerful enough to split his personality into two to be in two places at once. If you recall, the emperor hollowed out (in his own words) Valkorion and posess him. In order to have 3 children and to consign his most powerful child to Nathema, after consuming this world sometime, this covers a lot of time, decades at least. I say about 30 years at least. This raises many questions. To split his personality must have sapped his power considerably, and perhaps the imprisonment of the emperor on Voss worked only so well because he was at the same time pursuing plans on Zakuul. Perhaps the consumption of Ziost later in the history of the empire solved this problem for the emperor. By this time the emperor became a figure much like Galactus, a god (in his own words), that cannot be denied.
@SWCentralАй бұрын
I think you’re half right. I believe the Emperor sought revenge on Sel-Makor but his plan was stopped by the JK and a few days/weeks later the JK faces the emperor on DK and “wins”. So I think the emperor had enough of his empire and just bailed to focus on Zakuul. Did he possess Valkorion at the same time as being trapped on Voss? Yes! The character trapped on Voss was in fact, the true emperors voice, a host with a slither of his being. I’d 100% believe he could split his consciousness into two people at the same time.
@przemekmaj132Ай бұрын
Erm Actually Emperor posses Valkorion many years ago before even swtor story start, he actually rule as Valkorion for hundreds years ( hence the title of eternal emperor), and yes he actually fathered Arcann Thexan and Vaylin. Emperor was so powerful that he can posses many bodies and share their powers im the same time. Why he actually didn't free Voice? Well he have more importants plans ( and JK stop it). Besides, he had considered the Sith Empire a failure for a long time and was no longer interested in it, so he preferred to send his anger at Baras rather than deal with it himself.
@SWCentralАй бұрын
@@przemekmaj132 I don’t think this was in question my friend.
@przemekmaj132Ай бұрын
@@SWCentral sorry, always when i speak about Valkorion i lose my head and forgot what someone tell 😅😅😅 then I feel as if someone is taking over me
@SWCentralАй бұрын
@@przemekmaj132 Hehe you’re good 👍
@NoblePlaysАй бұрын
Me: I think I’m done with Swtor for awhile Sam: Makes Good Swtor lore video Me: I must resist the power of the dark side 😂
@SWCentralАй бұрын
Love that my videos have the effect on people 🤣 someone’s gotta bring players in I guess
@MysticTrollАй бұрын
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Baras the Wide? I thought not, it's not a Story DK chat would tell you. Darth Baras was a Dark Lard of the Sith, so powerful and so wide, he could use the Force to influence the Midi-calories to create fat... He had such a knowledge of the Fat Side, that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dieting. He became so rotund... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Body Type 4 status which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice ate him in his sleep. Ironic...
@SWCentralАй бұрын
Yes! xD
@zeppelincraft1443Ай бұрын
I did not expect that plot twist lmao
@epsilon7466Mk2Ай бұрын
Palpatine: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Baras the Wide? Anakin: No. Palpatine: I thought not, it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. Darth Baras was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wide, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...burgers. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from exercising. Anakin: He could actually...save people from exercise? Palpatine: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities and fillings some consider to be unnatural. Anakin: What happened to him? Palpatine: He became so powerful and so wide, the only thing he was afraid of was...losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep by sitting on his head. It's ironic. He could save others from fat, but not himself. Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power? Palpatine: Not from an overweight Jedi.
@SWCentralАй бұрын
A lot of effort went into this one. Solid 10/10
@RouzerDZ27 күн бұрын
"Those who take on more than one apprentice is a fool." Darth Revan 8:17
@schwartzpedroАй бұрын
Also around 2:30 the audio seems to have double-recorded or achoed or something idk
@joskerf8630Ай бұрын
true, 2:50 when he speaks of lord retrost
@SWCentralАй бұрын
That’s definitely an accidental fade in/fade out. Unusual for me not to catch that so early in the video… The dark side has caused a disturbance here.
@alaztor1490Ай бұрын
Thank you, Varys, for this video.
@Reaper_Rapi27 күн бұрын
Maybe Barris is the reason why all those people died in the grimace shake challenge.
@SWCentral27 күн бұрын
Kek
@Desciple860Ай бұрын
Swtor lore is legendary 🙌 🎉
@xeronix977429 күн бұрын
baras managed to turn the jedi grandmaster to the dark side🤯
@SWCentral29 күн бұрын
I actually slightly misspoke she is not the Grand Master, but is actually the former Master of Satele Shan. My bad!
@xeronix977429 күн бұрын
@@SWCentral oh ok. still incredible tho!
@guybunchofnumbers123Ай бұрын
You forgot that if you let him live he later returns briefly (which i suppose is not canon for the story but still)
@SWCentralАй бұрын
Yeah for the Zildrog flashpoint!
@aster4jaden27 күн бұрын
Ah Darth Baras, the Sith Lord that launched a thousand fat jokes. But Seriously SWOTOR introduced so many fascinating Sith, if you ever only stuck with the Movies SW Fans would assume all Sith are like Vader and Sidious, while SWOTOR shows a variety of different Sith Lords and how different they can be from each other.
@JeffKraschinski1969Ай бұрын
Darth Baras the Wide 😂😂😂
@Dominus564Ай бұрын
So your telling me that Darth Baras trolled a Jedi Grand Master to the Dark Side?
@SWCentralАй бұрын
Yes sir
@xeronix977429 күн бұрын
so draahg was baras' apprentice first? this guy is diabolical😂
@RileyDaHero01522Ай бұрын
I love darth baras
@firstnamelastname9237Ай бұрын
The jawas arrive
@SWCentralАй бұрын
Indeed hehe
@RayAfgrond27 күн бұрын
2:50 there's a strange duplication of voice track in this part :p
@SWCentral27 күн бұрын
Yeah someone else pointed it out too hehe. It’s a fade between audio cuts that I clearly didn’t “position” correctly hehe. My bad!
@RayAfgrond26 күн бұрын
@@SWCentral it's alright, things like this happens every now and then 😅 however, the video is amazing!
@SWCentral26 күн бұрын
@@RayAfgrond Thanks friend 🙏
@swtorbro5974Ай бұрын
Actually have a baras character
@SWCentralАй бұрын
We need his mask in game though
@frostgaming6773Ай бұрын
@@SWCentral he is using original tionese sith inqisitor set, but without the funny long hat, mask is the same
@SWCentralАй бұрын
@@frostgaming6773 Aye we need a straight up replica of Baras’ though
@jz4tigerblueАй бұрын
Next do Darth Tormen...
@SWCentralАй бұрын
It shall be done, my lord.
@starkillerab1582Ай бұрын
I know Baras isn’t a woman but is it bad that whenever I hear someone mention him I think of this song immediately? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZvdiYmQpJmVZtEsi=dj1r761KdwZx6XmH
@wintersnoobАй бұрын
Dar'Nala wasn't a grand master. Grandmasters are the leaders of the Jedi High Council.
@SWCentralАй бұрын
Ah damn this is the second time I made that mistake! Dar’nalla must have messed with my mind… Thanks for pointing it out ❤️ For clarification, Dar’nalla is the former master and teacher of Satele and not grand master
@Dread_Master_CyberbladeАй бұрын
@SWCentralАй бұрын
I couldn’t find much that would work for an intro, music was the biggest struggle :(
@Dread_Master_CyberbladeАй бұрын
@@SWCentral You have other amazing content my friend! Baras doesn't have a lot of backstory and doesn't have many pop-ups in the sith warrior storyline... You did the best you could
@SWCentralАй бұрын
@@Dread_Master_CyberbladeThanks my guy!
@schwartzpedroАй бұрын
Yessss Darth Diabeetus! I definetly have to meet you ingame @StarWarsCentral plz I never ased you for anything except a bunch of stuff already today
@SWCentralАй бұрын
You can catch me on Darth Malgus server!
@MrWill900223 күн бұрын
Actually Dar'nala was not grand master.
@SWCentral23 күн бұрын
Correct! I totally misspoke. I like to let my mistakes live on the channel, they remind me I’m only human ❤️
@MAC-xl5dnАй бұрын
Did you hear the tragedy of darth baras the wide? I thought not its not a tale the healthy would tell you, it is a foodie legend, darth baras was a sith lord so girthy and wide he could use the to create fat
@alsimmonshellspawn6021Ай бұрын
I believe exar kun was more powerful than darth tenebrae, tenebrae feared naga sadow and marka ragnos exar kun is estate to had surpassed all the ancient sith lords he also became the greatest sorcerer in history greater than naga sadow who papaltine was afraid to perform some of his rituals because it was so terrible also exar kun is more powerful than Karnes murr who was more powerful than return of the jedi papaltine exar kun also scale to BFC luke Skywalker who would beat tenebrae
@NatHazelАй бұрын
Yeah but Exar Kun’s biggest hinderance was his lack of patience and overconfidence. Not groundbreaking news I know, but they definitely played a hand in his unraveling. And I’d say he’s at the very least on Vitiate and Sidious’ level. The fact the ritual was even remotely successful in immortalizing his spirit, but he was also just as quickly trapped in his own temple until Luke came around.
@alsimmonshellspawn6021Ай бұрын
@NatHazel if it wasn't for ulic betraying him he would had become the most powerful and greatest sith lord ever he was very young too when he got trapped