The Triple Brainstorm Dream

[@Groltings]

Imagine getting brainstorm 3 times whilst i get it on the first shop and cant afford it and never see it again

[@piccolo3291]

same with me, got blueprint in second shop, sold everything, lose becus I play straight

[@crimsoninsight97]

Once got blueprint and brainstorm at the same time in my second shop. I could only take one, sad

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

Unfortunately not all seeds are created equal

[@SidneyFeelingSilly]

This is why I use yellow deck

[@noritabaku]

I hate it so fukking much!!!!!!!!

[@No_1Special1]

Chats inability to understand exponents never fails to make me laugh.

[@DepressedWhale_xiv]

what do you mean, clearly 1e47 + 1e47 = 2e94 smh

[@iOZEDMOfficial]

​@@DepressedWhale_xivNo no. You have to use division.

[@massivelegend6718]

Scientific notation?…. Not exponents 😭

[@eggo4677]

@@massivelegend6718 It's both. Proper use of exponents leads to the insane score increase

[@cwdii]

​@@massivelegend6718 scientific notation uses exponents. e20 = x10^20, 20 being the exponent, hence e

[@michaelmainSelfImprovement]

I find the Mr. Bones comments really funny, people do not understand exponents. For anyone wondering, to win the final round shown in the video with Mr Bones, you would need to score 75% of the round requirement. 75% of 9.700e50 is NOT 9.700e12.5, it is 7.275e50

[@gerg905]

Yeah, exponents really takes some time to get your head wrapped around until you're exposed to it. That said, I'm pretty sure Mr Bones is 25%, not 75%. Not that it makes ANY real difference.

[@cullly]

@@gerg905 Yeah it is 25% but does make little difference. 25% of 9.700e50 is 2.425e50

[@cullly]

Just for reference. * Roffle needed 9.700e50 * Roffle got 2.710e47 9.700e50 is x3,579 times bigger than 2.710e47 Roffle would have had to get 5 glass approximately 3,579 hands to score enough for the last ante.

[@SgtCookie111]

Exponents are extremely simple to understand, they're just so mind-bogglingly large that it's difficult to grasp intuitively. However, the simple explanation is this: Exponents are effectively just a shorthand for a LOT of 0s. So, 7.275e50 is this number: 727500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 This means that, in the same way that half of 100 is 50, half of 1.000e50 is 5.000e49. Or, to use simpler numbers: 1.000e10, half of which is 5.000e9 100,000,000,00 500,000,000,0 Same principle, just way more zeros. Exponents sound scary because they're such a large number, the human mind is simply incapable of conceptualising it, but when you realise that going up 1 exponent is just multiplying by 10, things are way simpler.

[@COArSe_D1RTxxx]

@@Hollow_light chatgpt ahh response

[@Phiiiips]

Imagine watching for over an hour just to realize you saw this live. Couldn't be me

[@GryphinHusky]

Man, I love this guy. Chat asks dumb questions and his response is basically "you do not have a brain :)" and it's so great. Dude's charismatic as fuck.

[@thiagodealmeidamarques7791]

i love it when >explains what he's about to do and why he's doing it chat: why did you do that? what? this doesn't make sense what happened

[@laf4136]

holy glaze

[@GryphinHusky]

@@laf4136 I'm a pro glazer. I glaze everyone. Wouldn't you feel at least a little happy if someone was just like "hey I really like this thing you do!" about you?

[@boogerworm1]

@@GryphinHusky Positivity gang I like that.

[@nameq]

​@@GryphinHusky Im too unfazed to be amazed from being glazed

[@siphillis]

Just watching these videos has made me a significantly better Balatro player

[@tyrgannusgaming6657]

Me: Struggles at gold stake with any deck Roffie Lite: I wonder how good 7 Lucky Cats is in Black Deck

[@Bouncing_Block]

Nice vid watched all of it

[@milosuperduperfun2103]

Already? You got skip card animations on?

[@sword_pro_8]

He just uploaded 💀

[@Bouncing_Block]

@@milosuperduperfun2103yeah exactly

[@ltlm8680]

Hey I recognise you from last upload, same bit also

[@johncraig9310]

He watched it live on twitch. Lucky guy.

[@vdqm]

> looks inside Hey I'm still looking relax Edit: There it is 18:09

[@dek4714]

I'm coming to this video fresh off an insane run. I got an early DNA and Hologram start, and I kept cloning red seal kings praying for a Baron. I hit Baron, followed about 2 shops later by a Trib, followed even later by a Sock and Buskin. I proceeded to then get constant flush fives, but the Mark got me on ante 13 because I still had a bunch of queens and jacks. I haven't been playing for a while, so I'm just glad I got to get a run like that.

[@buglium]

Did anyone else see that yuri drawing of blueprint and brainstorm. Because that’s canon and the reason it’s canon is cause I said so

[@Cassieopeia0]

Yup, and Mime/Baron is yaoi. Canon

[@ericwithakay3559]

where where did you see this

[@StabbyCel]

@ericwithakay3559 bsky

[@kumatmebro315]

take your meds

[@matthewware8973]

+4 mult is +4 mult

[@Sablemike38]

I recently listened to Axel F and whenever the mults pop off, all I can think of is the damn frog accelerating up the side of the skyscraper lol. Also wow, I've never seen the mega boss blind make a return before. Wicked!

[@DotboT3812]

thank you john balatro, i used showman and got a run with 2 chads and 3 photos while listening to this video

[@luckydude656]

Go to write witty comment Keep watching video while trying to think of something 18:10 Photochad

[@blankmindcolony4186]

Everywhere i go i see photochad

[@ZedakiahBoyer]

Me too bro me too

[@Slagomancer]

Something funny to me about trying to called shot Hackerman and seeing Hikerman show up a few times instead at first. Sometimes the comedy writes itself.

[@corujarandompt9330]

I love when he sips his drink while the game goes crazy with the retriggers

[@dragonx23123]

thanks for the video, definitely going to fall asleep to it three times in the next 24 hours

[@payskee]

I pray it isn't just a cover for Photochad this time

[@yesidid2877]

Bad news!

[@sezgoku]

hey man. i just wanted to say i have insomnia problems and your videos help me sleep. thank you for that. keep up the good work

[@nyixxs]

love the videos, as a fairly newbie baltro player explaining shortly what "those jokers I just mentioned" do would help some of us better understand what you are digging for as far as what the strategy is. I definitely dont know the game well enough to know the lines like you do

[@NerfSomebody]

Unseeded? that's crazy. Good video (it was uploaded 4 minutes ago and I have watched 50 seconds)

[@yihsien1112]

It’s funny how my 6-year-old nephew understood exponents better than chat after just one simple explanation while he watched me play Balatro. “See that e30 right there? Uncle’s scoring e27 right now. The difference between e27 and e30 is like adding three zeroes, kind of like the difference between 10 and 10,000. Now, even if you multiply 10 by 6, which is how many times I can play my hand, 60 is still ridiculously far away from 10,000!”

[@cooldudecooldude]

I’d like to see roffles chat take a reading comprehension test

[@DembaiVT]

It's a math thing. People don't get what the E stands for and they just brainrot thinking that e47 is really close to e50. It's a factor of a thousand. And overcoming that doesn't happen with a single polychrome. 😂

[@ComradeChairmanKGB]

How would someone go about taking a test that they can't read? Have it dictated to them? 🤔

[@ValD_119]

18:05 photochad jumpscare 😭

[@LTDextel]

🖼 🇹🇩

[@Jakeus101]

17:30 bloodstone literally hits all 7 times and he just says “cool” as if that isn’t a 1 in 128

[@xdmemes5821]

Sock and buskin feels like the most common joker on hack runs and abandoned deck I stg

[@bencanfield]

great run! when you found the third brainstorm, you might have been able to sell Dusk (instead of showman) and go for another blueprint/brainstorm since you were scoring well above the ante. I guess score-wise in the long run it wouldn't have mattered, but could have produced a 4th brainstorm :)

[@lcramer6]

I just got the most ridiculous unseeded run on Yellow deck/Red Stake 5VGBXWXY. After I got a great joker team assembled, I kept getting great negative jokers in the shop and my basic team included Hanging Chads, Yorick, Blue Print.

[@Markymarkchi]

Favorite video, watched the whole thing twice already, great run

[@AlliAwesome]

being awake for the whole video feels illegal but im in an airport and i cannot pass out like this

[@Niteshade_]

We are brainstorming Round 51 with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@LTDextel]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[@Whiskers--5]

Fr bro it took SO long I was losing hope

[@franslair2199]

Photochad fans skip to 18:05

[@alterranlongbow5067]

the timing on the oops! could not have been more perfect lmaoo

[@natesky6603]

I would love to see a game mode where your deck doesn't refill after every blind, only after the boss blind. Kind of like the Pillar, but harder

[@charliebat]

watching roffle just makes me play smarter at balatro literally what is happening

[@gfish5900]

Ok, 53:10 is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

[@jenkinsuu]

Absolute tragedy

[@Ultrapwner45]

the simplest of editing details, like zooming in at 58:46, adds a lot

[@Niteshade_]

Can’t wait for the triple Blueprint dream now

[@saul7701]

Man I see you every roffle video, roffle peak balatro streamer

[@Burninnapalm]

53:09 is how you know the game likes to Eff with you. You literally could not make up that comedy gold.

[@salty_____]

Ever since i recently found Roffle, when i start a video i half expect babish (Andrew) from binging with babish with that sultry "hey folks" opener

[@salty_____]

Gets me every time, especially that he's not on screen for the first few seconds the same way as babish

[@thesquirrel2]

Thanks for uploading I have gotten a lot better watching and your chatters leave really great comments for you to react to.

[@cobble3231]

The nightcore sped up remix in the intro went hard tbh

[@phantomdergwulf]

thats how its actually recorded and packaged ingame. it's purposely slowed to give it a vintage feel

[@theman6422]

I’m watching this while playing balatro, hopefully this will help me get luckier

[@theman6422]

Nvm it was actually hurting my brain trying to concentrate on that

[@Bigrig2020-c1d]

I had a 10 joker game because I got so many negatives back to back and brainlessly won the magic deck

[@disinin]

"GG? probably." (40 minutes of video remain)

[@TheRubySpider]

46:36 POV: your family is really bad at choosing Christmas presents for you

[@joshuawittenberg8975]

I love when a video does not mention it gets a legendary in the title, you just KNOW it's gonna be Chicot when that Soul card shows up

[@vincentadams3807]

Can anyone clarify why does he use blueprint on the idol and not the hack? Wouldn't the hack also trigger the glass x2 mult again?

[@maybedonn]

18:05 HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@BIOHAZARD_V2]

Holy cow this channel surpassed the main channel in subs

[@Batman.-.-.]

20:52 Chicot the goat appears

[@shrilleth]

17:32 Roffle gets every single bloodstone hit and has no response

[@thettbd]

ok but are we not gonna talk about the play at 17:34 where bloodstone proc'd on every single score consistently

[@lukeplatts2103]

3:06 "Last run ended on ante 24" - is that run on a vod somewhere? 😮

[@Baxdronn4]

I managed to get to Ante 17 on an unseeded blue stake run with ghost deck a few days ago and it is likely the luckiest I'll ever get in this game heh.

[@Darnold4Prez2024]

Man, it seems like your ghost deck shops have 2x the amount of spectral cards than mine do lol

[@liverpudliandream2299]

can a balatro nerd please answer me this? I’ve never played balatro but why is he going for 3s and not using strengths to upgrade them to 5s? 5s give two more chips and they also work with hack?

[@rlxvaidarbom]

Finally I can eat brotherman while watching lunch

[@the-sewage-man]

i found a 3x poly brainstorm and Canio before ante 6 on ghost deck but forgot to save the seed 😭😭😭i could only take it to A11 but it def had high potential

[@3ternalHours]

For the love of all that is holy, chat -- e47 is closer to 0 than it is to e50

[@luna6315]

"i guess we can ad a few more pieces of glass on our way out"(30 minutes left in the video)

[@wbucksoft]

I feel like maybe I'm missing something... But wouldn't the brainstorm at 1:20:00 be better replacing the dusk than the showman, hoping to draw another hack/idol/blueprint/brainstorm? Like for this deck setup isn't dusk just worse Hack? I guess it's power neutral vs showman is power up, but there was plenty of headroom with glass anyway, still time to get the power up?

[@plan3teris]

why bother tho? dusk is annoying sure but it's not meaningfully worse than hack. Plus if you whiff on rolling (very possible with that income, I've been there) you just wasted your showman - might as well just get to your final build right there.

[@Edgewoodblake]

Doing great Roffle, keep it up!

[@TheRedStar95YTB]

How are you so good at this. I'm trying to do big scores but still fail randomly.

[@ltlm8680]

Roffle really should have seen into the future so that the negative loyalty card could synergize with the negative burgler, L streamer

[@thomasbaker3494]

The best hope in the final shop would have been to pick up an ectoplasm and a cryptid, then roll into a chad. Still unlikely, but a lot more reasonable then praying for the perfect negative.

[@machtlos-Flame2]

17:40 bloodstone hit every time

[@kendrickmartinez8248]

That Mita's joke was highly underrated.

[@g0dlygirl]

>"triple brainstorm" >look inside >photochad 18:05

[@talar7171]

You should do like a speedrun of getting every collectable in the game. This would be silly, a lot.

[@arcroxus3450]

53:12 The streamer unluck LMAOOO

[@Hollow_light]

chat was thinking about the wrong es e is powers of ten E is exponents lol

[@bulkog]

answer me a question please , how you did all jokers golden stake??? how much time and HOW??

[@hmmmmmmmmmm_]

He did, and it took a lot of time

[@bulkog]

@@hmmmmmmmmmm_ thanks for answer

[@plan3teris]

anaglyph + negative skip, or ghost + wraith cards are the best technology for getting them. I've also gotten C++ and it took forever 😭

[@EggShellGames]

52:42 I love how long it takes him to understand 🪑🙏

[@tiredidealist]

If he had used seltzer and done nothing but four hands of the glass his score would've been 1.084e48.

[@puppygirlcallie]

The sync from 1:05:11 - 1:05:19 goes crazy

[@wasabi3775]

I came across a seed like this recently, I ended up with triple polychrome Brainstorm, 2 blueprints, Trib and Sock and Buskin

[@c0mpl3x81]

Balatro has consumed you Roffle

[@Hollow_light]

oh yeah did i tell you happy 100k i was there when you did i might of hmmm

[@jessemaniboujee]

Can people explain to me again why roffle didnt blueprint the hack for an extra play that would trigger the idol anyway? Doesnt it give more poly triggers and more lucky triggers?

[@taraj3884]

Real ones remember when the thumbnail didn't have the 3 brainstorms

[@Labriction]

51:06 pi moment

[@jordanweal9586]

Only thing I learned from your videos is that balatro music is good to sleep to

[@InSamniac777]

53:10 how lucky and unlucky can you get at the same time lmao

[@TheCardq]

Roffle would have needed something like 50 octillion more hands to win that last round.

[@nyaccoon]

Roffle be like "trance is incredible" Me a trans girl "so based trans is incredible"

[@Rosedragon15]

Naw that blueprint zoom in at 58:46 was fucking diabolical.

[@AvaValentine8655]

Roloffee feeling like Jimmy Neutron today

[@imbubl]

Doesn’t the invis joker explicitly say that it DOES NOT copy negative jokers?

[@celesterogove]

it does copy them, but removes negative from the copy

[@imbubl]

@ ah okay that makes sense thanks for explaining, I was always confused why he sold his negatives when he was gonna copy a joker

[@AitkenSteele]

1:14:11 I'm never going to be able to unsee this now 😂

[@lochie2804]

Brainstorm? More like Cognitive Monsoon

[@adamvogel1481]

Sees triple brainstorm Clicks video Looks closer Photo Chad

[@spartacus778]

18:10 >Photochad

[@FreelanceMexican]

How do u get the different color design for the numbered cards (like the clubs are blue here but mine are green)?

[@celesterogove]

in the settings, click high contrast mode

[@sterioben1731]

She brain on my storm till I blueprint

[@finnche9555]

Wait this is the second channel???

[@failmasterjm]

Why didn't you hold out for the negative seltzer? it was definitely on your next reroll. /s Actually what are the chances of a negative seltzer showing up in a shop? My guess is the the chance of being struck by lightning while holding a winning lottery ticket.

[@pen3969]

16:50 woke roffle be like

[@PeterRibs-zk5uu]

how many hours do Roffle have in Balatro?