The True History of The JFK Conspiracy | History According to Cracked

[@spencerraney4979]

Donald Bellisario, the tv producer behind Magnum PI, Quantum Leap, JAG, and NCIS, actually met and got into an altercation with Oswald when they were both in the marines, and around the time the JFK movie came, Bellisario wrote a two part episode of Quantum Leap about Oswald to prove that was he capable of acting alone.

[@OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout]

Great two-parter, though.

[@marywealth6475]

Sounds awesome. I'd love to see that.

[@Jordacar]

Season 5 opener, nice.

[@patricknoonan3610]

As a from 1990's child hood, more King of the hill. It works for everything.

[@silentjay01]

Brian has the absolute correct voice for this piece.

[@dwc1964]

In the mid-1980s, when I was in my 20s, living in Berkeley, trying to go freelance with my word processing skills, I eagerly answered a want ad in the campus newspaper for someone to type up a JFK assassination conspiracy book. At the time, I, along with everyone else in my circles, took it for granted that it was a conspiracy, and I was excited at the opportunity to get a good look at _all_ the evidence and see how all the pieces connected. And after weeks of typing & reading everything, I came to the conclusion that it was Oswald, with the rifle, from the book depository, period. Everything that pointed elsewhere was based on ... nothing, really.

[@marywealth6475]

It would be great if the other commenters in this thread turn out to be as reasonable as you, but I'm not hopeful.

[@janetphillips2875]

Geeez, I wonder how you got that impression? Because you didnt look any further. I tiny example would be Mrs. Reid's testimony being rewritten, her name FORGED and then notarized by the WC's NOTARY. And the people closest to JFK being shot were not called to testify. Look at pictures. The crown along the street suddenly disappears from the pictures taken from the opposite street. In less than a second. You most likely only looked at what Berkeley had to offer.

[@hippy282]

Another coincidence is that Lincoln was killed by a Kennedy pistol 🔫 and Kennedy was shot by a Lincoln rifle

[@oller7113]

"in" a Lincoln car!

[@LacoSinfonia]

Bro did the CIA buy Cracked? I randomly searched Cracked for the first time in like seven years and this is the shit y’all are on? Woof.

[@patricknoonan3610]

I hadn't gotten my fix of this oino, gold breaking stories. It's what I needed for Tuesday.

[@janetphillips2875]

Voice but not the bad language. It wouldve been much more intriguing had this guy used a little integrity, morality.

[@crimsonjack8617]

America experienced a coup, and you make fun.

[@mitchellkruszewski2616]

I honestly thought this was Lee Harvey Oswald

[@smurfyday]

Where's clocko?

[@Rick-l6e]

it was marlon brando and nipsey russel

[@caddydaddy6728]

It's all so clear now

[@absoFNlutely]

Yeah, this is awful.

[@Aknot2099]

I can't tell if this is supposed to be funny or serious. I miss Roger already.

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

It's b8 m8. Seems like a desperate bid for engagement. Rather sad because I actually like the channel, this just looks like begging for comments....

[@whateverwhatever4026]

I don't think they know what's supposed to be serious and sarcasm. I think they're just rambling again, to get us to correct the stupid...

[@marywealth6475]

It took me a while to arrive at a conclusion, but ultimately, I think they were trying to point out how ridiculous conspiracy theories are, even the one about JFK.

[@Metro2Metro]

They created a sister channel where it is all. Roger! He is very active and posting live content weekly under the name honest ads on KZbin

[@JuiceboxTheShuckle]

Cracked already told the true story behind the jfk assassination though, long time ago, the video was this "7 movie ideas too awesome to actually get made after hours live the cracked podcast"

[@marywealth6475]

Thanks!

[@dharmabird1]

I thought this was over when the freedom of information act found that one of the secret servicemen had a fumble and misfire.

[@longc35]

Yeah, there was absolutely a conspiracy, the conspiracy was to cover up an embarrassing friendly fire incident in which one of the people who’s job is to protect the president accidentally shot the president.

[@th1nkcr1tical]

Lol ya, that rookie who was the only one with a gun because he was the only one who wasn't hungover.

[@iamthewalrus8391]

Whenever anyone brings up the JFK conspiracy, I ask if they've read "Mortal Error" by Menninger. I am always baffled how nobody knows about the obvious answer. I spent a month on it, got a reasonable explanation, and was done. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

[@itsdantaylor]

Was that confirmed? I remember hearing that as a theory for the cover up and it honestly sounded the most plausible. When it comes to conspiracy I buy people trying to cover up a mistake then a elaborate crime 😂

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

@@iamthewalrus8391 stupidity is always an ever convenient fall guy. To err is human... only stupidity is limitless... right? I care more about motivation and probability, than, easy.

[@LordIronfist]

Wait what was fhat joke at the end about tasting like pennies? DID YOU LICK THE LIBERTY BELL?

[@princessmarlena1359]

A lot of weird stuff surrounding the incident. Majority of witnesses dying in three years, the Warren Commission botching the investigation, monkey wrenching of the Zepruda Film…

[@smurfyday]

No they didn't. Stop making things up or repeating fake info

[@princessmarlena1359]

@@smurfyday come up with a better argument to back that up other than “no they didn’t stop making it up”. P in he ad.

[@princessmarlena1359]

@@smurfyday you like the taste of boot all right

[@emmafrost7151]

@@smurfyday how’s that boot taste, dullard?

[@emmafrost7151]

@@smurfyday how’s that boot taste?

[@Vanillastump]

Kennedy was shit in a Lincoln, made by Ford.

[@danparedes1852]

He was absolutely SHIT in a Lincoln!

[@EskenRock]

He was clearly shot by 2 different bullets.

[@janetphillips2875]

2 in the back. One in the neck front. One at a downward angle from the fence, and one from the concrete wall. And then the one that hit the curb and Tague. And no telling how many more. But they try and cover it up. Why is it that everyone else had tge camwra taken away but Zapruder? He got paid by Life Mag like $150k, then just a few yrs ago, the govt paid his family $16.5M? Patsy Paschall hit her film until Fritz and the gang started dying out. She sold it in 1994, to the 6th floor museum for $250k, and THEY locked it up. The video is available.

[@andrewailey1996]

This wasnt funny and even though i generally think conspiracy theories are antisemitic bull shit it serves no purpose to be glibly dismissive without offering decent satire or a sort of comedic refutation of the false narratives people concoct. Not saying there wasnt an attempt to be funny it was just weak. Its hard to believe this channel was revived just to make whatever media conglomerate crap this is. Not just this video but most of the ones ive watched lately have bad comedic instincts so im unsubscribing to rid myself of the bother.

[@LacoSinfonia]

Wtf are you talking about conspiracy theories are anti-semitic? Maybe the conspiracies that blame Jews for everything but there’s a billion and one conspiracies. I believe a ton of conspiracy theories and not a single one has to do with Jews.

[@emkultra2349]

lets be real.OG cracked would also dunk on Kennedy conspiratatards

[@paisan8766]

Why is Bobby Canavale 20 years ago hosting this?

[@sgt.zombie]

Looks like cracked needs to do some more research.

[@johnnypottseed]

They fell off so hard after firing everyone that made it great.

[@sgt.zombie]

@johnnypottseed I remember reading the articles all the time then it just was full of garbage and a million ads making it hard to read anything.

[@whateverwhatever4026]

Brave of you to assume they've ever done literally ANY.

[@joelatkinson4967]

Y'all fired a guy who wrote a book on presidents, looking through this chanel now is just so sad like theyre trying to play catch up to dropout after firing their best talent

[@rlh1984]

All the evidence points to Oswald at the very least being involved, and I would also contend that it’s impossible for him to have been involved with a conspiracy. Oswald was such an unreliable person (he took a bus to escape from the scene) that no one would have involved him in any plot. He did it by himself, end of story. He just got lucky that he happened to work in the building that was on the parade route.

[@MatthewCaunsfield]

Very well put. I found this video by Sean Munger to be very well researched, the evidence that Oswald did it is pretty overwhelming kzbin.info/www/bejne/enSbpYJna92XqLssi=b0-Owmq8qr4PsA1N

[@marywealth6475]

Thank you.

[@Semper_Iratus]

A conspiracy is two or more people working towards a common goal. History is riddled with conspiracy’s, some came to pass others did not. 😊

[@michaellyndaker2438]

Funny how nobody in here actually has any certifiable proof to support their claim. Just past knowledge due to one thing or another that definitively proved it was Oswald. But what about the magic bullet? Why the Oswald assassination by Ruby if not to quiet him up?

[@stddisclaimer8020]

@michaellyndaker2438 There was never any bullet which performed any "magical" feat. In reality, the injuries of JFK & Connally form a virtually straight line, and on a trajectory, track back straight to the 6th floor TSBD window. The Ruby-as-silencer theory falls apart in consideration of the fact that for the plot to work, someone would have to silence Ruby, which no one ever did. Instead, he talked freely for over three years, denying that there was ever a conspiracy,

[@sharpskilz]

this is woefully unfunny. extremely laboured.. Regardles of your opinion about what happened that day, we can all agree that this guy and this video are extremely cringe.

[@TuckerLeeC]

This was the video that finally made me unsub from Cracked. What a sad steady decline. I don’t know why you would set out to make a video that wasn’t funny or interesting or informative, but here it is just condescending as hell. I’m not mad because I disagree… I don’t. I’m bored. Cracked bores me. If they don’t want my views? Fine. I’m not going to jam up my Subs Page with their thumbnails anymore. Unsubing, you should too. Dropout is doing some cool stuff check them out.

[@garage2track]

This video did it for me, too

[@nivision]

think I'm about to make it three. and I hung in through the era of "we have one lady comic just doing shorts and she's awful" somehow. ETA: I'd say bring back all the clever guys they fired years back but some of those guys they probably could not afford anymore.

[@patricknoonan3610]

As child from the 1990 I meant.

[@johnsesia9050]

Ivermectin's a de-wormer, not a tranquilizer.

[@paulbasaur]

good stuff m8

[@oller7113]

Is this meant to be funny? It isn´t ! Just stupid and misleading. It works like this: if you, by default remove all other explanations and there is only one left; there you are. Facts, brother; facts!

[@whateverwhatever4026]

Got it. Its all mindless ramblings. Not far off from the regular content, but if you don't care at all, why should we? Not even finishing the video if all of it is pointless..

[@hulk6785]

Gayton Fonzi!?

[@michaelbaucom4019]

ScrewTube putting one of their advisories on this...(SIGH)

[@Miata822]

Thanks! This was actually good. Too much believing in crazy shirt these days. Surprised but pleased to see Cracked dealing a dose of rationality.

[@alderoth01]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@otralee]

Fun

[@Serene_Haze]

Tranquilizers? Nobody took Tranquilizers for covid, you mean ivermectin. Totally different 😂😂 Oh and bring back Horton or no 👍from me!

[@allanvanuga9196]

Great video.

[@angelabirch9875]

😅

[@annieseaside]

Worst, least funny piece ever. What a shame.

[@aaronz7056]

The only conspiracy is among grifting, crackpot authors.

[@texasrangers4]

RFK JR said the who was involved. Nobody mentions an AR15 the Secret service had.

[@lukecwolf]

What a wild ride. Ngl, I did think there would be more conspiracies about JFK's assassination. I'm so used to seeing dozens of stories about how RFK is still alive or the Ukranian War being a real time movie shoot. For all the good info internet gives us access to, Internet sure is great at spreading these crazy ideas.

[@whateverwhatever4026]

Uhhh.... I'm not confirming he did it, but the preface here is just WILDLY incorrect. •No one is claiming he fired from multiple places. No, according the Warren Report and the government all of them came from the same window... • He DEFINITELY shot both before that day and on that day. Even if you claim he didn't do the major thing, he was still a renound sharpshooter with a record of it, and shot a cop trying to arrest him with his revolver.... But let me guess, Cracked is only claiming hes innocent because "something something muh wussia something something muh commie-gobeldegook"....like always.

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

Didn't watch the video, huh?

[@RolandHazoto]

This channel frustrates, because I love it's cast, but hate it's overlord.

[@Jerusalem_Warrior]

Well done, sir. Roger will be so proud of his young, underexperienced substitute that he might overcome his jealousy of the fact that you are half his age and at least as attractive, giving you at least 35 years more than he has left to succeed. 😅

[@hershtheonly4799]

Masters of sarcasm😂

[@SaUl95954]

Uhhh, not everyone is from the United States here... Some don't even know who Kennedy is.

[@WiDEEyeDSmILes]

Some Don't believe he's dead, that he'll magically return and reinstate trump as president.

[@jhsounds]

"Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?"

[@SaUl95954]

@@jhsounds I am from Bolivia and had an uncle who looks like him but very tanned and more chubby