The Truth About How Men Think. Steve Geyer

The truth about how men think is revealed by Steve Geyer when he tells the truth that they mostly think about nothing, or something else. In this clip from Steve Geyer's full Dry Bar Comedy special Steve breaks down what men truly think about and how they aren't really that complicated when it comes to intimacy. Watch Steve Geyer's Full Dry Bar Comedy special only at www.drybarcomedy.com/steveg
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[@MiguelRivera-cs2tk]

The ability to think of nothing Is power save mode

[@shiann261]

its not hard

[@jayamilapersson4030]

The Female brain is like the net available and running all hours of the day and night. It only stops when we die. Thats WHY women NEEDS chocolate

[@tesswinker2482]

@@jayamilapersson4030 Now, add ADHD to the mix.

[@sincerely-b]

Yeah, I power down when I drive too LOL

[@tesswinker2482]

@@sincerely-b How?! My brain has background music and multiple trains of thought that lack both tracks and brakes. (ADHD and Asperger's)

[@Ihadnofirst]

This is so true! My husband CAN actually think of nothing and I can't even imagine being able to think of nothing LOL

[@Valecto]

Never underestimate a man's ability to be totally vacant

[@magangajoy]

This guy just did a lot of Marriage counselling here. Lol

[@shumetesam7407]

He should definitely get an hour special. Anybody?

[@melissaray6840]

Shumete Sam: Definitely!!😅..he is good...

[@aidancathey5910]

Yes!

[@randytaub7836]

Agreed.

[@baharkallaway4945]

Yes

[@kukushkaize]

Nope, this guy has no business being a comedian. He cannot act and the material is mostly provincial. Feels more like being in a church somewhere in the south than being in a comedy bar/club.

[@silversurfer8818]

I liked it, not only because its the truth - but also to use it as evidence! Whenever my answer is "nothing"!

[@janblackman6204]

I never ask my husband what he is thinking because i don’t really care what he is thinking. Unfortunately, he likes to tell me anyway

[@jenniferpainter1628]

Women go to yoga to learn how to think about nothing. Only time I ever did.

[@mikeyoung9512]

Jan Blackman nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[@travelchannel304]

I can do it, except when i first start liking a guy! Then it levels out! Lol

[@mr.b7486]

If you have trouble show them Mark Gungor. Very few people will argue with a pastor. He also discusses the “Nothing Box.”

[@livethelawofone27]

His facial expressions for each joke were hilarious! Flawless delivery!

[@thehive3520]

Kathy: Honey, what are you thinking? Steve: ... Nothing Me: 😫 How?!!!

[@sarahholland2600]

Men are not complex. That is a good thing. Life's tough enough without them being just like us😁

[@Milfuelle100]

Omg it’s so true 😂 back when my husband and I were dating, he told me “I am literally ALWAYS up for sex.” I thought for sure he was joking so I’d ask him at random times of the day (and I’d always follow through 😉) Like this one time at 3pm when he was painting my garage roof. The only time he turned me down was when I woke him up at 2am (I had set a very quiet alarm to wake myself up) and was like “babe I can’t sleep. You wanna?” He did not 😂

[@suhwateezea.214]

Haha the middle of the night is the one time

[@Spetsop]

The fact that you actually tested him is 🤣😂🤣... Why do women always test (everything)?

[@Milfuelle100]

@@Spetsop I was bored and curious :p

[@earlybird5647]

@@Milfuelle100 wish I was your nextdoor neighbor

[@ruthgar6860]

The one time 🤣🤣🤣

[@sincerely-b]

Anyone else ever gotten home and thought, "I can't even remember the drive home!"

[@nenaelliott8058]

Steve Geyer is really funny. I thoroughly enjoyed this clip. Most comedians couldn't talk about sex and keep it clean but Steve does it perfectly. Good job.

[@Fede_uyz]

"What are you thinking about" Oh, nothing, i literally just forgot about the last 20 minutes

[@crawdadmudbug7928]

If you walk by in a towel you better run for your life lol lol 😆 😂 🤣

[@mijalheinrich4331]

That would be nice... but my husband seems to be no normal man.😶

[@racingsponga]

I’m always in my “Nothing box”

[@dedicatedfelineenthusiast2211]

Hardheaded Jarhead it’s a zen thing. 😉

[@jasonduran8324]

Mark Gungor.

[@s.akhtarjoomun263]

me too... I must say, more than I should be.

[@AwesomeChickk101]

"Well take your clothes off in the kitchen then." Too funny, loved it!

[@novaszim7902]

This dudes energy is very rare! It’s hard to find not just comedians, but public speakers in general. Who can talk to the crowd as if there only talking to one person, having a conversation. He was very fluid and open.

[@jennifer9047]

"Agh, stop HOPPING!!!" 🤢 Was hilarious, but sometimes I get sad when I hear men say that the naked male form is grotesque or nasty to look at as opposed to a woman's body, which is sensual, gorgeous, work of art, etc. Men's bodies are beautiful, too. There is strength, power, angles and juts that fit perfectly together, but also curves and softer spots that can be just as tantalizing! Guys, don't put yourselves down, you are beautiful in our eyes, too! 😘

[@CoachShaunie]

I completely agree. Well said.

[@jennifer9047]

@Kurt E. Clothier Naw, man. I'm talking au naturale. No hair extensions, falsies, makeup, shaving, piercing, manscaping, whatever. I mean *natural* men's and women's bodies, as long as they are kept clean and healthy, are equally beautiful.

[@alisa_and_pup]

Yeah, men are definitely beautiful too. It's partly just conditioning. Girls aren't really supposed to be caught staring and visually appreciating like that, but also guys get kind of goofy sometimes, which is definitely funny but not as sexy 🤣. I feel like girls try not to make fools out of themselves when they don't have clothes on, and guys have no qualms about it 🤣😂 but the male body is definitely still beautiful and something the women you're with appreciate.

[@alisa_and_pup]

@Kurt E. Clothier thanks, if it's not too weird, in your opinion like... What would be an example on the female side? (Definitely made my previous guy partner do the helicopter thing for shits and giggles, but I'm not sure if that was sexy 😅)

[@alisa_and_pup]

@Kurt E. Clothier something goofy that can be sexy

[@Russellfromup.]

They always have good comics

[@Nonnie335]

In my marriage it’s the opposite I have ALWAYS been the one with the lit candle 🕯 and my husband is the one blowing out my candle 😂 We have been together since we were 23 and 26! The nothing part is true though!! I’m ALWAYS thinking he rarely is when off work.

[@hellzbellz272]

Me too! We always joke that I'm the guy in our relationship because of it haha

[@YellaSpiceFamily]

Same! 😂 In particular, the non-sexual touch thing. I'm like, but... why? Anything + chocolate = better, so how is touch + sex not *also* better? 🤪

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Is that you in the pic? You're red? Then I'm not at all surprised. I'm sure you've heard the phrase "Fire on the head..."

[@ioannak.4690]

Maybe he's gay (im kidding dont take me seriously) 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JulieHiltbrunner]

His candle was blown out... Kathy is awesome.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

I lost it when he said that.

[@jayamilapersson4030]

IKR hilarious

[@scruffy6151]

So true on many levels. Funny yes.

[@alisa_and_pup]

When girls don't believe that guys can think about nothing, I'm like "really? Have you never started to drive home after work and then blinked and it was half an hour later and you were pulling into your driveway? You don't really remember driving home but you obviously did." Like... You just go into auto pilot... And you're literally not thinking.... About anything...

[@rachelmoore4438]

I blank out but I'm still thinking about everything

[@livenotonevil8279]

On the contrary, it's precisely because we're so wrapped up in thought that we blank out the driving; we let a "driving portion" of our brains do it's job.

[@susanmercurio1060]

...dry the dishes. It really is romantic

[@kathrynpaine2788]

OMFGGG YESSS this could light me up like a goddamn firework. Don't 'rinse' it and leave it in the sink. You're halfway done with the job anyway!!!! Use soap, dry it off and put it back. I swear nothing would make me cream faster than not having to clean up after my husband more than my children.

[@sakurasuzuki9575]

Oh yeah, and cleaning out the fridge without having to ask? way more romantic than The Notebook seriously.

[@VoltairesRevenge]

I tell you what’s really romantic: when he washes the dishes before drying them. I have an “I cook; you clean” policy, and it goes without saying: “You don’t clean; I don’t cook (for you).” They don’t like that part so much, but it straightens them out.

[@rouxchat6033]

Totally lost it with the candles. Great!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@karikling8812]

I'm a woman, and I zone out sometimes, too.

[@johnsmithyth]

I hereby grant you a honorary manhood membership.

[@russellianaclark9063]

@@johnsmithyth hahahaha

[@user-xb3dp9ob6u]

I zone out too when I'm driving in a car/bus. I just enjoy the nature and landscape along the road

[@LL-wj6yw]

Of course, so do I. It’s a joke.

[@blinddatereject]

Omg. I had a role reversal of that! I was driving and dude asked me what I'm thinking. Nothing 😂

[@kolourfulneco]

I don't know why but when he said that "There were times when I walked into the room and my candle's been blown out" i died. I wanted to laugh so hard but I can't because my neighbors next door will be woken up.

[@rouxchat6033]

I know. That was great. 😂😂😂

[@touchmeoverlord2767]

it's not thinking of nothing, its just being in the moment. Not stuck in the past, or anxious about the future. were just enjoying your company, the drive, and feeling of contentment.

[@benmalone6139]

The fact that we're different is wonderful....good man

[@sunset6010]

He is HILARIOUS !

[@user-xs5fj3ms2l]

I had a teacher once explained if a man wants sex at night, start in the morning.

[@rn2511]

🤣

[@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139]

With or without her?

[@tomskih203]

I had a lower Endoscopy and I was not put to sleep for it. The memories still haunt me.

[@jessicaconner1242]

Oh you poor thing

[@aaronterrell3452]

Steve kept a smile on my face! He it very funny!

[@olie3625]

They make you unconscious during colonoscopy? Man, I was awake the whole time! I feel cheated.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

I'm over 60. Have had it both ways. Being awake is old school. First 1 was with something in an IV (pain meds, wide awake and didn't feel a thing), with something in the IV. Bent over and watched it on the screen. They found 3 pre-cancerous polyps, three tiny black tops/dots on the screen. We need our 1st at 50, and every 5 years thereafter. At 55 (5 years ago), was completely knocked out via an IV. Came up clean test. No issues. Yay! You get a Prescriptions from the doctor/PCP. Go pick it up. It's a gallon jug with some powder in it. FOLLOW DIRECTIONS TO THE "T"! It is a colon/digestive cleanser, on steroids. They need to have "clean" slate of where they need to film; need to take a day off of work, and have someone else do so, because you will need transport to and from. Because the drugs/mild anesthesia is administered into your body via an IV, you must sign forms and have a ride home. The Rx is the worst part. Following directions on the pre-procedure, gas/tummy discomfort, not eating X number of hours before the procedure, feel like your weak, blood sugar has dropped off the charts, but after it's done? Plan on a feast of your choice. Been there, done that. BBQ steaks/meat, baked potato, corn on the cob, some garlic bread, or your choice, vegan, vegetarian. It will take a day or so to get your body up to speed, then move on w your life... Takes a few days to get your labs back, Doctor/Lab Techs to review, etc. Stay safe, my eternal brother in Christ, from somewhere near Seattle.

[@olie3625]

Oh wait! I just remembered, it was endoscopy for me but the procedure he described was quite similar you know where they stick a small cam attached with a small light bulb down your throat.. When you said we need our 1st at 50, I got alarmed as I did the endoscopy in my early 20s( I just turned 32). Apparently that triggered my correct memory🤣

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

@@olie3625 Awww, glad to have been of assistance, lol. 🤗 My med team has me scheduled an endo in the mouth to rule out stomache cancer, so any prayers you could say would be much appreciated. 🙏 If you know of anyone 50 or over and/or 55, 60, 65, 70 (every 5 years), this is a must do. Likely saved my life, because they caught 3 pre-cancerous tumors during the procedure, snipped them out while they were in there. 5 years last Fall, the next 1 was clean. As a society, over time, we ingest many unhealthy things, food additives, preservatives, BHT, FD&C food coloring number 386, etc. At 50, that's a lot of chemicals. Stay safe and well, to you and yours, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle and around the World, ok?

[@Tropicalbliss45]

Me too! I was looking at the computer screen and they showed me the two little polyps! 🤣🤣😂

[@user-hb5me2sf2t]

He took issues that couples struggle with - in 10 mins and with a lot of laughter gave good insight and suggestions

[@Jules-dn9jl]

Honest, funny and sensitively delivered...

[@user-xs5fj3ms2l]

When people say "Nothing." in answer to that question it also could be avoiding sharing what is on their mind.

[@Cbyneorne]

Occasionally "nothing" is a better answer than "I was wondering if rhinos can run backwards."

[@sommerfranklin9421]

Exactly

[@montyqstew]

Cbyneorne 😂😂

[@natashawood7558]

Cbyneorne that’s hilarious 😂

[@estherwiskel6550]

Excellent delivery of a topic that is of interest TO EVERYONE!!!!!👏👏👏👏❤️👏

[@ItsChurchieYall]

Awesome!

[@CoachShaunie]

So funny! Didn't want it to end.

[@Robertsdogs]

The ability to think nothing! Absolutely! It's real!

[@MrsGreen_Apple]

🤔🙄😲 Were you talking about you or about my husband?😂🤣🙃

[@MrsGreen_Apple]

☕🤣💦

[@kathymyers7279]

He reminds me of a pastor.

[@HannahBanana1620]

I bet he is!

[@haywirewilly3363]

Love, love, love! Manspeak at it's best.:-)

[@Tilegirl99]

This guy is hilarious!...and spot on! Lol!

[@missjennemeg1]

0:52 it's definitely a gift! I wish I had it.

[@kristiw1850]

Omg this is great

[@ayesharizwan195]

It's such a stereotype because I am in a marriage where my husband has low libido. I can do literally nothing about it

[@eagleeye2300]

Have you tried maca??

[@tomcartwright7134]

Ayesha Rizwan, he may have a low testosterone level. Many men suffer from this from growing older and sometimes prescribed drugs. It’s easy to get a doctor to check. Low T is a major health problem for men .

[@user-cz9dh4yy3g]

check out John Gray the Mars Venus guy

[@sobsamaikitchatham3383]

Thank you

[@jiepingschee]

Truths be spoken

[@razim.blakley5651]

Ohh my God!! I am dying here 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarameiragootblatt1819]

Soooo good. 😂

[@RBLong0928]

He's great!

[@tresgib]

So funny. I love it.

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

🤣😂🤣😂LOVE THIS GUY!

[@annababar39]

It was more educational than funny, I loved it!

[@doghairdontcarelindaniel7531]

Love it.

[@empressireneabitfishcrazy]

5:30 I cannot believe I actually understood before he even said what it meant. Heh accomplishment made

[@AigleNoir12]

Therapeutic/counseling comedy. Absolutely brilliant!

[@Cittycatty8988]

Give this man a hour ! Hilarious

[@ashleyladuke1701]

Wow this guy 😂👌 His voices are great 😆

[@ErA-el1je]

Called the nothing box. I wish I had one. My hubby loves his😜

[@CherieH223]

Lmao. Dude!! I think of nothing all the time. Like I literally spent time this morning staring out a window with my cat watching birds. Lmao.

[@randytaub7836]

HILARIOUS.

[@sfitzpatrick88]

Omg so true!

[@cjp592]

So true because my man is just like as he described. Any time. Anywhere. Random times of the day. Give him lovin’ all the time. =)

[@loveletterhive]

Hilarious!!!!!

[@dianeflood2971]

I enjoyed his comedy 😁

[@hellzbellz272]

7:15 oh hell I do! 😄

[@scottlang7271]

I love that many of the guys in the audience knew that the answer to the question "Honey, what are you thinking about?" was "Nothing" :)

[@waheedamohammed6989]

I'm so happy for anyone/ everyone who has a very nice relationship with their husbands & wives, building on everything they have to go through. I wish I had the same.

[@nicolarose1327]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant x

[@beautifulday1665]

He is soooooo underrated.....

[@ferengiprofiteer9145]

My CEO and I are in our 6th decade together. We have almost nothing in common. I hunt and fish and am a sports fan and am a real meat eater. She won't eat meat, fowl, or fish and hates sports. It used to cause trouble, but now, if I don't think of an activity to go do, pretty soon, she does.

[@user-yj3kn4fe7h]

I haven't seen Steve in years. I have some of his earlier albums. He's very funny.

[@oneshotme]

I gave it a Thumbs Up

[@jessicalarson1746]

He is the funniest. LMAO!!!

[@wap9137]

It IS God’s gift!!!! Chuckle.

[@StephJ0seph]

For some reason I hate and love his jokes at the same time 😂💛

[@cariesmith3569]

Hilarious!!

[@MamaTtoB-P]

So hilarious

[@djbrown4483]

When I did my clinicals one of the Dr's told me womens brain=spaghetti. Men's?waffle

[@darrelljasperson9497]

My wife and I got married on October 14th of 2000. Enjoy your comedy

[@singmusicdanc]

Lmao I agree he should have his own show

[@rpgilagamedev4839]

I dont know why that's so funny 😂

[@theonetruesarauniya]

His wife is one lucky lady! Hilarious and sexy!

[@oncoded]

One time I was thinking of Nothing and almost scared myself to death........hehehehe

[@CoachShaunie]

😂😂😂

[@1grandpappy684]

The first time that I answered "nothing" she got so mad at me that I started to lie.... "What you thinking about?" Me.. quick! What can I say!?!? "I was thinking it's about time to get the oil changed and rotate the tires!" complete lie, because there was not a thing rolling around in there until she asked me what I was thinking about.

[@MeryL0707]

😂

[@alisa_and_pup]

Pfffff, that's kind of adorable and also wow way to come up with something practical on the fly

[@jayamilapersson4030]

That proscedour is even worse in Sweden then you are awake and it hurts soo bad each time your particular colon makes a turn, and they have the camera view on a screen so you see everything they see.

[@rachelmoore4438]

I wish I could have that super power😭

[@oystersoup3434]

He's handsome!

[@tuomasmattila283]

Blow My candle

[@manjeetsinghrana2591]

Before writing this comment i was thinking nothing😂😂😂

[@TheSuburban15]

It's YOU!!!

[@edylcnostrebor9722]

This person is so Funny

[@lizzethahumada1126]

Am i the only girl that thought he meant to actually make love in the kitchen? 😆😆

[@garrettevans9193]

Maybe. I think I'm the only guy who actually knew the true meaning of that.

[@lizzethahumada1126]

I didnt. I thought what he said about taking our clothes off in the kitchen 😂😂

[@garrettevans9193]

@@lizzethahumada1126 LOL

[@mariobros7834]

Come on, that joke was very predictable.

[@Pumpkin0_0]

@@mariobros7834 All your comments in this comment section are pretty bitter. If you're feeling down, don't try to take others down with you. And if you reply, I'm already expecting more bitterness.

[@Thomas-uk5cp]

Anybody else getting a bill engvall feel from the delivery?

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

It's the colonoscopy story. I saw that too.

[@Thomas-uk5cp]

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber thats when i realized it, but even outside of that his cadence keeps the same feel to it

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

@qwertyqwery5511 All good points. I thought it was just the content, but you're right. Don't forget the occasional southern accent.

[@joynkindness]

Lol my grand parents taught me this before I got married in 1989. Mm arr

[@swordtaker2]

Crazy how i thought i was the only one 💀

[@singmusicdanc]

@stevegeyer you need a 1 hr show.

[@amanda-sy2hs]

This guy is so smart he understands women