The Turtle Song

[@professorrubickmagusgrandi7909]

My boy really just made a KZbin account, uploaded an absolute banger, and just completely disappeared.

[@You-ul8qw]

yea fr

[@Temp0]

Great song :):). It's just so chill and your voice is great; I wish you the best of luck with others if you plan to continue making songs. Big props to your band as well! -Temp0

[@chengyunma4497]

Every RTS player is a natural turtler. Change my mind.

[@MrUmberto94]

2:28 That Tank pilot watching at those upgrades is like : "Not Bad"

[@KleinpeterHank]

Thank you KZbin recommendation, very cool!

[@trifio5242]

"today i don't feel like doing anything" this is how my every day start=))

[@ShiranaiS]

*** Whole Lyrics *** Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna chill in my base. Don't feel like dealing with your drone Not an SCV or a Probe 'Cause today I swear I'm not scouting anything. I'm gonna pick my CC up and slowly expand Float my barracks there and watch when they land. Nobody's gonna tell me I can't. I'll be lounging in my base, turrets guarding above me Built me some bunkers so those Roaches can't touch me. 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man. Oh, yes I turtled, I turtled, I turtled 'cause I can. Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna mass up some tanks. Don't feel like sieging up your home, So go ahead and make your drones. 'Cause today I swear I'm not killing anything. Nothing at all. (Nothing at all) The mid-game will pick up, I'll switch up my tech. I'll drop some bio, transition to mech. And zerg's gonna scream out "Terran's OP." (TerRanZ soOoOo OP!) I might mess around, get a cloacked Banshee, I can always repair it with an SCV. But for now, I'll just have to wait. Oh, yes I turtled, I turtled, I turtled 'cause I can. Today my tanks are blowing up everything. Nice try, now your banelings are dead. You almost ran them in my home. Too bad. My siege tank count has grown. 'Cause today I swear you're not killing anything. No. I don't need to repair. My upgrades are just unfair. 3-3, 3-3, 3-3, 3-3, 3-3. I'll just strut across your creep, Siege up and split my marines. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. Today I don't feel like killing anything. I just wanna win me some games. Don't need standard or timing attack, Just need to turtle. Fvck 2Rax. 'Cause today I swear I'm not losing any games. I'll win them all. Won't lose at all. I'll win them all. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@mitoroskokoros589]

dude it was like a masterpiece i died.lol

[@lxnux_._.9310]

still banger xD

[@o5-9dea39]

The only video on this channel, and it is glorious.

[@casualcrusader1547]

ive seen this so many times in my ladder games. THE FRUSTRATION LEVEL IS OVER 9000 XD

[@zergl1ng526]

briod lord

[@goodgamesir]

of all the songs in SC, this is probably the greatest concept ever...it perfectly explains my mood right now, ok folks, listen. I didn't even wanna wake up for class this morning. so im glad i ran into this song. thx

[@DarkNoddy]

Just went 5 games, and 5 turles, and this one guy just filled the entire map with photon cannons.

[@spa9876]

Major props for actually singing very well. Awesome job bro!

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

Him: Turtle is Good! Tempest , Swarm Host Let us introduce our selves. *Christmas song start playing*

[@1212Fireworks]

Brood Lords. The gorgeous counter to turtling. Also, hard expanding when your oppenment is turtling. Both hard counters. Very easy.

[@Renji9031]

Matherus Netherum That's why I never use vipers in HotS Campaign. I have a love/hate relationship with Brood Lords. Hate them if I'm playing terran or protoss, but love them as zerg.

[@brodygordon3565]

+Matherus Netherum Thanks for the advice.

[@brodygordon3565]

+Matherus Netherum Also Carriers and Battlecruisers. They just shred turrets.

[@y1751]

That’s why I usually build like 3-5 Vikings

[@teh1337ubermicro]

this is one of the best sc2 parody videos around haha

[@jifo3240]

2:44 Explains everything XD (look at chat)

[@Kantuva]

@TheUglySweaterClub Thanks!, i have been listening this song the whole day, i simply love it

[@spamhonx56]

turtling has never and will never be OP. what happens when you mine out your bases? you can't replace your stuff, and your enemy walks all over you. still, funny.

[@archravenineteenseventeen]

most recent RTS games are anti turtling now

[@benjamindibb2538]

I’m a low level Terran and I love turtleing but I do know it doesn’t work simply because of resources.

[@honghaowu3747]

But Hydra got PTSD to reality

[@ppouta1216]

Turtling will never be OP, but it works in lower leagues. Bad players won't respond to it properly and lose to your maxed out army after themselves maxing with inferior units and being bad about remaxing.

[@tutteesangelschannel4427]

I turtle

[@michaelbo57]

Just because I'm 5 years late doesn't mean that this comment doesn't deserve your like.

[@oivanurminen8946]

Sure whatever

[@xBxRabbitx]

That moment when this song better than original

[@russkirk6117]

Classic...awesome

[@RedshiftButterfly]

Guessing from the outrageous mineral counts, probably set up with a friend.

[@ThePeteriarchy]

It's just the incredibly ingenious prospect of an army of men dancing inside a hostile alien base...

[@Hatmaster]

select them and type /dance it works with a lot of units like marauder, zealot, zergling, thor, hydra and many more

[@RobbertJan]

Hah loved the Roach burrow on the beat :P

[@caboose3721]

I was hoping when he said won't lose at all he would show a single loss then jump the screen back up to all the wins.

[@UnderlineENT]

Guys, guys... Why no more songs? WHY U NO!? This is excellent btw, one of my personal favorites. Make Moar, kthx.

[@TheUglySweaterClub]

@Kantuva Thanks :) Hopefully soon, we're figuring out where we want to upload it for people.

[@woodworkercod1986]

This made me smile thx!

[@amgoo12]

Congratulations, you just found out every unit has a counter.

[@boredwan]

The irony in that last statement there is amazing.

[@cxlcitymaster]

HILARIOUS! DESERVES 9999999999999999 VIEWS!

[@Z_For_Zealous]

KZbin: recommends video Random Viewer in 2021: cool song bro

[@flockenlp1]

So i played like 3 games online Vs. Until then just bot cuz i started playing like a week ago. And i encountered a turtle terran today and went on yt to watch for counters and found this. Even better.

[@sapereaudemm]

haha you make a great job doing it .i love it

[@TheFnasse]

Love this song :D i think im gonna go and turtle a little now

[@bluefire66]

this deserves so many more views than it has

[@rhiload]

a marine walks into a bar and says "yo wheres the counter?"

[@roggdibude]

super cool vid!!!! i was smiling all around my face! very nice job!!

[@vladbularca]

Is it bad that I used to do this as Protoss and just mass carriers then just roll over my enemy ?

[@vladbularca]

@Magni56 xd

[@HorsesArePeople2]

This song makes me comfy.

[@animefile2]

great job. hope you make more

[@Arksimon2k]

Loved it! Really good quality song and video.

[@WhatThePhosphorus]

Even as a zerg player, this song is awesome! :D Great job and keep it up! +1 sub

[@ShroudedObserver]

Painfully true :)

[@TimadoDS]

This is beatiful

[@dzovan137]

This is really epic! Great job!

[@gamer54148]

it such a shame that they don’t upload any more

[@Morello2012]

most underrated music of all time

[@vitalanswers]

i like how the zerg had 30k minerals and wasnt even maxed

[@Obstbaum1337]

awesome song!!! really does deserve more views

[@heuclmeucl-heucl5351]

NOT ANYMORE WITH THE SWARM HOST AND VIPER POWER!!!

[@daronoch5779]

how to win against turtle terran: take all expands on the map, build broodlords, fck the enemy with range, build spores and spines to defend against stupid rines, gg

[@armaniac661]

most awesome song about SC2 I've heard!!!!! Couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire thing : D

[@TheUglySweaterClub]

@ZLAEliteMango Yes. We are working on some more songs. :D

[@gAmErZZZification]

omg I love this song and I just found it out today

[@AISstudios]

Warning, the path you are about to take contains many dangers. Safe travels to all.

[@TheUglySweaterClub]

@LeonhartSquall89 We are, just have to find the time to record them :D

[@danielcarneiro5483]

🎤🐢 Midunesti nane, nane nane, sarebazi bade, bade bade, morakhazish kame, kame kame, nanekëo mano zayidi, to ke dahane mano gayidi, midunesti nane, bozorg misham, sarebazi miram, chera dadi to shiram, nazashti man bemiram, sarbazamo, sarebazi baram ye moshde khake, hamin daru nadaram, faghad yik-dune pake, sarbaz doäm gelime pare, shabra sar miyare, kalogh par, pa morghe, basash farghi nadare! 🎤🐢

[@owl3934]

"Not kill anything" proceed to kill a hatchery

[@turtletime3334]

ryan please make more songs

[@oKnuTo]

@Mitarohmar this can happen in t v p if terran goes total mech because then his army will be much much much stronger then the protoss army

[@whimsipop4308]

This video gave me an inspiration to go super defensive at some bronze 1v1 terrans

[@theploot8230]

Remember, it ain't illegal if they're not enforced.

[@n00fer]

would love to be able to dance on creep with banes rolling in like this haha so awesome XD

[@Pr3datorify]

GREAT JOB!

[@Avatar1617]

I lost my shit when I realized what song this was xD Sooooo clever

[@Moros311]

That guy (or rather, likely a kid)'s comments were hilarious in the chat.

[@TylerHyperFace]

"Challenge Accepted!" -click, click, click, click, click, click, click click, cl- "Challenge Denied"

[@Vidimir]

It's funny because at the end it says "fuck 2 rax", but at the beginning of the video it shows the Terran going 2rax.

[@RagnorasWipe]

The funniest thing is he didn't make it to diamond just a ton of gold.

[@TRON2025]

that was cool man ...thank u

[@amgoo12]

Then do it properly, fungals prevent stutterstep and banelings suddenly become very good.

[@KGBIngenius]

Just NICE WORK !

[@spades5718]

Really Underrated

[@Walnut356]

"not killing anything" *as he destroys a hatchery* "Transition to mech" *after already transitioning to mech* Close enough

[@davejimmy666]

Wow! Just...Wow! *applause*

[@arnebun]

I LOVE THIS SONG

[@ghost_curse]

I've seen the a CoD version and now a SC version. By the way, I heard some guy named Bruno Mars made a parody of this song

[@BlueEyedSon101]

thats a crazy fukcing bonus pool

[@theRacer3396]

peace between terran and zerg ?? i love this terran xD

[@RTSTwister]

. . . I never have had trouble with turtles. They die once I hit 200/200. and the 5 bases they let me have allows me to rebuild that in about 2 minutes if they hold off the first wave. So. . . yeah.

[@Arvvid]

SO DAMN GOOD JOB :D

[@KillerPhantom11]

WWHHHYYYY WHY DID YOU HURT THE POOR LITTLE BANLINGS!!!!! WWHHHYYY!!!!

[@Wickedsicked8]

splitting counters both fungal and banes

[@deathpawn9]

@mrcuddlesXD he was referring to the turtling

[@YZB25]

I'm not going to pretend i'm some sort of pro, but i always found building 6 or 7 corruptors to tank viking fire while you chain fungal can be really effective. Of course the best zergs have such perfect fungal they can fungal the vikings and make sure they never reach the broodlords. And don't dis dem toss ^^

[@Kantuva]

When i can get the MP3 and the complete lyrics???!!!! this song is way too awesome ^^

[@superjuri8]

this song explains my feeling for most of the time ;)

[@ryokoblake]

Awesome song

[@jesuszafra]

Cooooool song! :D hahaha lol that's the spirit of the turtlers... xD

[@Xadanar]

Pretty sick MOAR MUZIK NOAAAA

[@itzwillis7782]

man that was great, best parody besides play like a toss =D

[@FlareofDesterny]

lol one broodlord and your turtle splash like a Melone who fall from the freedomstatue

[@ClysmiC11]

Really awesome song. Whenever I get frustrated with ladder, I just play Terran, put this song on, and turtle up. Then I just see how long it takes my opponent to kill me lol.

[@xPloSiVgT]

Nicely done :)

[@manon-gfx]

@TeamRedDevilition Sitting in you're base is called turtleing

[@TheLiffin]

thank you sir... making ladder a hell easier

[@Ricterfan]

Yeah that is good to, but you need the macro behind it to get to that tech and pull it off successfully.