The Ultimate Batman Pitch Meeting Compilation

[@nathanielb9016]

My brain: why are you watching this you have already seen all the individual videos of this. Me: because My brain: well ok then

[@eval_is_evil]

But...your brain contains ID,Ego and Super Ego. It is all you Are you talking about the "other" brain ? Admit it !

[@giin97]

Ya pretty much.

[@valdezserra]

That works!

[@chrissullivan6572]

Get off your back about it

[@nathanielb9016]

Ok let me get off ah that thing!

[@jakefollensbee]

"Not until you've brushed mothers hair. Not until you've brushed it well" That friggin killed me

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

That was rather humorous, wasn't it?

[@samanthah4907]

It made me think of Tangled 😅

[@candigirl4041]

That threw me waaaay off! 🤣🤣🤣

[@quincymanning2946]

I think you have a very strange childhood 🤣

[@buddyfett1341]

Condensed milk is tight

[@rome8180]

"What are the odds of that?" "What are the odds of anything?" "I don't know." "Exactly." "I guess that's a satisfying answer."

[@thehellhoundsarehere6744]

"He didn't kill people, the explosion did." "Pretty sure that makes him a terrorist." "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

[@eduardovalensi]

XD

[@jakefoxx7978]

"Don't hurt him!" "I won't hurt him, the sidewalk will!"

[@tubeTreasurer]

No officer. I didnt kill the guy. He was clearly alive when the ambulance took him to the hospital, despite the big axe shapes wound in his head. He clearly died in the hospital. Must have been one of the doctors, if you ask me.

[@pineappleperson1958]

Wow wow wow, wow

[@QualityPen]

“I didn’t kill him, the stab wound from my knife did that!”

[@liloiax22]

"Manholes are tight!" One of the best lines to come outta this series for sure lmao

[@theYPa1]

I went through the comments looking for this particular reference

[@DaWallFacer]

🤣🤣

[@elsabiomac5938]

Or "secret monster holes are tight!"

[@navalends8968]

Among other thing: "Seaman is tight!" "Slapping things into bad boy is tigh!" "Your parents are tight!"

[@OtakuUnderground92]

0:00 Batman Begins 6:32 Dark Knight 10:37 Dark Knight Rises 17:28 Batman Forever 23:36 Batman & Robin 28:01 BvS

[@manufactotum]

need to add 'the batman' now...!

[@purplerider2362]

Adding time stamps is super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@SelfHatingLionsFan]

Was looking for this for a solid minute.... couldn't believe no one had made a comment with time stamps. I mean, pretty much everyone here came looking for it in the comments Thanks 👍

[@Pufferfish-gm2vf]

"u sound like a Muppet stuck in a wall." "yes very scary."

[@modnarer]

I died... "get outta the wall, grover!"

[@pianist150]

"Oh VERY stinky citizens!" Remains one of my favorite pitch meeting lines

[@varying999]

that line in Godzilla-KOTM pitch meeting- "A very squishy son." 😄😄😄

[@Charmer4856]

Because cars are soft and squishy 😁😁

[@theguywhogetsyourreference2720]

Mine is "Oh, loose things are tight!"

[@archetype6079]

Oh, a VERY useless security system

[@will_themaker]

She got chemicals on her, he got chemicals on him, he got chemicals IN him.

[@hermitcard4494]

18:06 can't stop laughing at the thought of Batman casually sitting in the courtroom watching the trial 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@purplerider2362]

Wow wow wow…….. Wow!

[@benlocke855]

"... and Bane is going to break his back" Producer guy: "Oh my God." that got me lol

[@godgrhymiere4232]

Breaking backs are tight lol!

[@adrianbecerra5139]

H

[@Charmer4856]

High pitch Mickey Mouse noises 🤣🤣

[@knightghost1782]

I lost it at "manholes are tight"🤣

[@Charmer4856]

knightghost 17 lol this isn’t an adult movie

[@thursdayplurbonym-boyporri1457]

MOTHER COULD I PLEASE HAVE SOME SWEET SWEET CONDENSED MILK

[@Charmer4856]

Batman is a fast swimmer I guess 🤣🤣🤣

[@zayaanazer702]

Not until you’ve brushed mother hair and brush it well

[@ElGuerreroMaya]

That was creepy lmao

[@ish9506]

Condensed milk is actually awesome

[@bravosierra2447]

This went all Norman Bates Pyscho real quick

[@sneeb271]

My favorite scene: Mother, could i please have some sweet sweet condensed milk? Not until you've brushed mother's hair not until you've brushed it well

[@NinjaBearFilms]

Re-using old content to get fresh ad revenue is tight.

[@ShanksLeRoux_1]

Barely an inconvenience

[@oliveroates]

It's better than some of the other stuff on the channel

[@antichew5971]

@@oliveroates i think you mean all

[@tobykershaw2688]

YES

[@perditusthornatus2718]

YAYAYA!

[@akhshinmob]

İ don't know why İ laughed for 5 minutes straight to "+:he managed to save 25% of them. -: What? He managed to save 25% of 2 people?"

[@gloriouspopemantom373]

Harvey Dent is not all there and singed on the edges, but one shouldnt shame Batman about it, he only does his very best.

[@StephCody]

I can already imagine his Pitch Meeting for the Batman 2021 film: “Hey let’s make a gritty Batman movie. I thought we already did that with Christian Bale. No I mean GRITTIER...”

[@ohyeahitsthatguy9454]

It’s funny cuz I thought BvS was about as dark and gritty and Batman could get so that it swept back around and almost became silly at some times. Pattinson looks to be awesome though.

[@dlobelow760]

Producer: how can you make a rich man with a batsuit even more gritty? Writer: by making him vulnerable and force him to punch people in the throats several times. Producer: well ok then.

[@giin97]

@@ohyeahitsthatguy9454 as a Batman, sure. As Bruce Wayne, well... The trailer leaves much to be desired. He would make an excellent Jason Todd though.

[@LazyAdventurer101]

Are you from the future😅

[@Charmer4856]

She wants to cover it in plants 🤣🤣

[@donmckay7742]

"she forgot she was suppose to die in the scene, then suddenly remembers" lmao perfect description of her acting lol

[@John231984]

One thing that I think everyone, including myself caught when first watching it. It was truly atrocious. They couldn't do another take?

[@andywiggs1]

This killed me!!😂😂😂

[@Darkness-ie2yl]

So hilarious

[@wolfshade5020]

I feel like the whole movie needed some tweaks. I think Nolan had a different script and story in mind but Heath Ledger tragically passed away so Nolan had to redo everything

[@rome8180]

@@John231984 She's a good actress too. She was excellent in La Vie en Rose. I would have been so pissed if I was her and that was the take they used.

[@thatrandomguy8988]

"not until you've brushed mothers hair...not until you've brushed them well" Ryanverse explains how Nolan's weird childhood is the reason his movies are so good

[@santhosh2192]

Robin: The Batmobile is not working. Batman: did you check the battery. Robin: what is a tery? Batman:😑

[@Caponeson1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Charmer4856]

What good are machine guns against batons and a couple pistols 🤣🤣🤣

[@Khanage911]

Good one

[@ssk58607]

Sad Terry McGinnis noises lol

[@Gustahvo]

I like what u did there😂😂

[@drunknpoet]

"The Princess Bride" Pitch meeting, please!!!

[@PennywiseTheDancingClown274]

Never thought of that movie for pitch meetings... I'm interested you got my vote

[@harbingerofsalt]

"I bet it's gonna be hard for Inigo Montoya to kill the man who murdered his father when he has six fingers and is a better, more experienced swordfighter." "Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Oh really?" "Yeah he's just, you know, not gonna die when he gets stabbed and sliced up multiple times." "Wowowowow...wow."

[@trajectoryunown]

YAS

[@PennywiseTheDancingClown274]

@@harbingerofsalt your post reminds me of a part in that scene when he blocks the two would be fatal stabs and one still stabs his shoulder but doesn't cut his shirt or anything

[@tobybartels8426]

@@PennywiseTheDancingClown274 : Yeah see, when a sword is deflected _sideways,_ that stops all of the _forward_ momentum as well, and so it's unable to penetrate anything. That's physics!

[@DreddPirateRoberts]

*"The fear of guys in alleys with guns?"* Screenwriter guy: *"No, the fear of bats." Producer guy: *"Oh, I kinda thought that watching someone murder his parents in an alley would trump the bat thing, but okay."* Screenwriter guy: *"No no no, the tiny, flying mammals are what spooked him the most."* I'm dead.

[@Scorpiobutterfly.]

"She forgot to die in the scene then suddenly remembered." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Agitatius]

"So the tiny flying mammals traumatized him, not the guy that shot his parents" 2020: Hi

[@Dargonhuman]

I hate that you're not wrong about that.

[@pixiedust6630]

@@Surteronarto Bro what😂😂

[@MireVale]

@@Surteronarto uhh.. 😂

[@simoneidson21]

@@Surteronarto are you insane?

[@caiorocha1049]

@@simoneidson21 I really don't know if he is insane or is a bot. Although a insane bot would be really scary

[@killiancook1878]

“She’s gonna be scared for a second but then she’s you know GONNA TASE HIM IN THE GODDAMN FACE” I love how casual that line was delivered

[@markshiman5690]

If this channel stopped uploading everything else and only did pitch meetings, I'd subscribe.

[@MewMewSun]

He has his own channel. Pretty good stuff

[@spel9840]

3:00 that exchange is amazing

[@polumathes9729]

“Oh my eyes just rolled themselves” greatest line ever

[@samuelabbottchannel]

That condensed milk line will always kill me. 😂

[@alethiamillner5603]

Not until you brush mothers hair!

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

Alethia Millner N o t u n t i l y o u b r u s h i t w e l l

[@harmen98]

I think you had a weird childhood

[@devo2]

- A over 33 minute video on a Batman pitch meeting. I guess it's gonna be very hard to watch the entire thing without getting bored. - Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@JokerOfCinder]

We need The Mandalorian pitch meeting because the second season is 2 months away

[@ShockDCS]

It might be delayed because of Covid 19

[@JokerOfCinder]

@ScAnDeLeZ Absolutely worth it

[@stevenbaxter9099]

@@ShockDCS it's not delayed they filmed it before the outbreak

[@zeenix147]

Thanks

[@joelclifton6312]

You know what happens to a frog when it's hit by a cold bolt? The same thing that happens to everything else. It FREEZES.

[@rangamsarmah2061]

...Then bane did a backflip, snapped batman's back and saved the day.

[@thedarkjw6219]

Haahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaahaahhaah

[@thedarkjw6219]

Needs more likes

[@justatrollfacewithglasses5478]

I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@bacon5310]

Yeah and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Zajarism]

F**king spoilers. Lol 😆

[@kylewhite9383]

Condensed milk is cool I guess, but evaporated milk is where it’s at... (Evaporated milk is TIGHT!!)

[@harsha345155]

After watching this, Christopher Nolan doesn’t appear smart to me anymore.

[@thebatman4279]

But he speaks in a British accent!

[@kellnola]

All of his movies are pretentious dreck

[@jasonguzman1672]

Whoopsie

[@GOATexp]

To me it makes him even smarter, cause even with all the plot holes his Batman movies are still rather entertaining and intriguing!

[@itriggerpeople4433]

_You merely adopted the ease, I was super easily born into it, MOLDED BY IT._

[@indydd]

I TRIGGER PEOPLE TOO HAHAHAHAHA

[@SuperMegaGaelourde]

It was barely an inconvenience

[@richardchisenhall387]

*barely inconvenienced by it*

[@gabrielbeck4726]

@@indydd wasd x 🥝

[@Charmer4856]

*batman voice* Why do you wanna kill me? 🤣🤣

[@Impulse216]

1 day later in the WB office: “So you have an Alley Way Murder Man script for me?” “Yes sir I do” “Well what’s it about?” “A guy who dresses up like a murderer and murders bad guys.” “Guys who dress up like guys that they’re about to kill are TIGHT.” “So the movie starts with a kid who wanted to be Batman and started doing parkour but ends up falling into an alley.” “ Wow wow wow.” “And then he sees a guy with a gun murdering another guy without a gun.” “Well what are the odds of him falling and surviving and finding a man murdering another man?” “Sir I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way of my back.” “I’ll get off of that thing, just hope I don’t fall into an alley and find a cold blooded murderer committing another murder.” “So then the words 10 years later appear on screen and now this guy is on the streets because he doesn’t have a job and his parents died.” “How’d they die?” “ I don’t know.” “Ok then.” “So now this guy is really mad at Batman.” “Why is that?” “Because.” “Did you forget that part of the movie?” “Whoops.” “Whoopsie.”

[@TaskForce_911]

That Batfleck's Mech Batsuit looked very cool and awesome in BVS Dawn of Justice.

[@Internetlores]

Yeah but the glowing eyes dont have the stealth vibe that batman has

[@Internetlores]

Lol should i give you replies

[@chrisbirch4150]

That bit about monitoring the garbage habits of Gordon was hilarious. Just the thought of Batman putting time and resources into gathering that info

[@dudesayingthings]

I'm loving this series of videos, screen rant 😂😂😂 This guy is a better actor than most professionals. His "oh my god" gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@noahtravis8472]

It’s super easy barely an inconvenience to watch this whole thing!

[@Charmer4856]

People in Gotham must stink 😁😁

[@sleepwellmychild]

"Also that Blake guy's Robin" "Sure, why not" Lmao perfect xD

[@bgblock83]

Now I want to see an “Alley way murder man” movie

[@theutilitymonster2615]

Same.

[@oskarhenriksen]

Isn't that basically The Punisher?

[@Darkness-ie2yl]

🤣 what a great superhero

[@bryaneusebio8299]

I cant wait for the Snyder cut pitch meeting!

[@carter_lovejoy]

Releasing the Snyder cut was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@carter_lovejoy]

@Black Ninja what do you mean?

[@Caponeson1]

@Black Ninja actually if you think about it it really was super easy barely am inconvenience, I mean look how long it took to get Snyder cut compared to Deadpool

[@ssk58607]

@@Caponeson1 Deadpool was pretty much cancelled and with enough support it makes sense that they will finish the film and release it like any other Normal film while justice League was already released before so it doesn't make sense to re-release it with some extra scenes and hence it was much less likely to happen especially after 4 years after the original one.

[@Moorfeeeus]

What are the odds of anything... Such a good question to ask.

[@shaneortega1889]

"he didn't kill people, the explosion did." lojic 100

[@TheDjscottyrotten]

LoL

[@SplashAttackTCG]

*"There is a security system actually. It says the word intruder and then it puts all of batman's stuff on display."* This really struck a cord. I can't stop laughing.

[@grantshearer9242]

0:00 Batman Begins 6:33 The Dark Knight 10:37 The Dark Knight Rises 17:28 Batman Forever 23:35 Batman and Robin 28:01 Batman Vs Superman

[@MarsMellow84]

I laughed so hard when he said "he fixes his back with a rope and a solid punch to the spine" 😆

[@d_bstudios2038]

How does Ryan’s back feel after caring this whole channel

[@jaxusr235]

D_B studios *carrying

[@d_bstudios2038]

Jaxus R okay I didn’t read it throudh

[@micmac3318]

Tight

[@noumenine6474]

Original.

[@sparkydoingthings9244]

broken I'd assume

[@DarnHooligan]

Hishe and Screen Rant collab: Batman: Hey, you know how I can fight in giant heavy armour? Superman: No I do- no wait you're trying to get me to make you say Because I'm Batman. It's not that easy T_T Batman: Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. Superman: what do you mean, how do yo- OH NO WAIT- Batman: BECUZ IM BATMANN

[@Akuma07]

Pure genius lol

[@azeezbashir1734]

Oof good one

[@horseoperamarker]

Lol yess

[@thesweetone]

"Man holes are tight." Wish I wasn't drinking milk when I heard that bit.... so funny... hurts so much...

[@pizzapie4me]

Condensed milk?

[@darrenstopper1806]

@@pizzapie4meyip and he spat it out all over mothers hair so u won’t b getting a reply from him for a while

[@MrEandc4life]

Compilation video’s are tight!

[@ferrisbueller3231]

"So, you have another Batman movie for me?" "Yes sir, I do!" "Well sorry, but I'll pass. I think we've had enough Batman movies for a while." "But this one's gonna be super edgy..." "Ohhh, being edgy is TIGHT! What actor did you have in mind?" "That guy from Twilight?" "PERFECT!" "Wait, I was joking-"

[@miloscott6617]

There is so much focus on Batman knowing about the Gordon family’s trash can. Edit: Lol ryan does such a good Christian Bale Batman impression.

[@Gustahvo]

"My eyes just rolled themselves" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ronkolike6513]

I love how basically every single one ends with "BvS reviews are negative"

[@solanoguz]

Viewer: "So you have a Pitch Meeting Compilation for me?" Screen Rant: "Yes Sir, I do"

[@VlogMN]

Viewer: "It must've been difficult to make the compilation..." Screen Rant: "Well, actually it was very easy, barely an inconvenience..."

[@optimusprowse6448]

@@VlogMN Pitch Meeting Compilations are TIGHT

[@jafortaier9301]

"Yeah, and Rachel gonna run into this kid that Batman had a moment with earlier on the movie." "Oh." "And that kid will become one of the most hated character on the most popular TV series where they play Game for Thrones."

[@gmilh]

“And that series will be hated and forgotten when they’ll rush its last seasons”

[@simranlongiaa]

Instead of being “batman” he would have been “ alleyway murder man”

[@owdeezstrauz1268]

Producer Guy:"re-releasing my old videos is tight 😁"

[@philliphughes8939]

ScreenRant: “do you have a pitch meetings for me?” Ryan:”sure do, here’s a compilation of my Batman pitchmeetings” ScreenRant:”won’t it be hard to explain to our viewers why their seeing the same content only bunched up together?” Ryan:” it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience, we just don’t explain it” ScreenRant:”Oh that’s tight”

[@jdick91]

"It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience, because almost everyone knows what a compilation is" There. Fixed that for you.

[@Marzcell]

I can’t understand why this is so interesting I love this concept. I recently stumbled upon ur channel and have been binge watching it for the past couple days. 10/10 super easy to watch barely and inconvenience.

[@theprincelyx]

"it's the bats again isn't it?" Corona: *looks away

[@tobybartels8426]

Why no love for Pangolinman?

[@ArbiterofTruth]

@@tobybartels8426 he was eaten by DingoMan!

[@totalynotcatherine]

"Mother, may I have some condensed milk?" "Not until you've brushed mother's hair, and brushed it well..." Sounds like a pretty normal childhood.

[@arjun_yee]

ahhhh another compilation i'm in. well if he's in...

[@dinoziccardi6036]

Well if he's in he's in

[@RaheemCream]

@@dinoziccardi6036 son of a gun im in

[@nolimetangere2364]

Love your work Ryan.... do the Lethal Weapon franchise.....

[@indapamod]

I need condensed milk real bad...

[@luketwo1]

"Oh did I have a weird childhood? That's explains a lot of stuff." I swear these lines are killing me.

[@joek.joseph5205]

1 Minute Ago! Whoa. That was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@VlogMN]

Watching this was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@ModernVintageTV0]

Now all you guys need to do is Batman '67,Batman '89,and Batman Returns and you would've done All of the existing (as of this typing) Live-Action Batman movies.

[@hatbox377]

Watching pitch meeting videos when they’ve just been uploaded is tight.

[@Lucian_Andries]

14:16 "Manholes are tight"......................... Kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WesthamUnited09]

I’d love to see a sharkboy and lavagirl pitch meeting.

[@justanotherbaptistjew5659]

I only came back to this video for “mother, can I have some sweet sweet condensed milk?”

[@TarfuLuke]

I thought the generally accepted thing with the Joker is that he has multiple plans, and we just see the one that happens to fall into place

[@MartinZhel]

Or maybe the Joker doesn’t have a plan 😀 he even said in the movie “do I really look like a guy with a plan?”

[@perspectiveproductions5992]

@@MartinZhel or maybe he said that to maintain the "crazy" persona when he really had everything under control 🤔

[@CaseyRoseAlwaysPositive]

"Grover" ?!? ~ Wow, if that isn't "old school Muppets", I don't know what is !! lol ✌️😀👍❤️

[@DarnHooligan]

Shrek Pitch Meeting Captain Underpants Pitch Meeting Pixels Pitch Meeting Jumanji 3 Pitch Meeting Mandalorian Pitch Meeting Updated Justice League Pitch Meeting for 200'th Pitch Meeting

[@eval_is_evil]

Mandmeeting Pitchlorian Petch Shriek Meeting Pitchtain Meetingpants Captch Unding Pitchmeetchi 3 . . . I'm bored

[@sneeb271]

Wait what is Jumanji 3?

[@DarnHooligan]

@@sneeb271 Jumanji The Next Level

[@juabenrodriguez9113]

And Pulp Fiction Pitch Meeting

[@worldaccumelites848]

That's one of my flirting moves too! I use Cheeto dust. Does that work?! Noo, it doesn't. 🤣🤣🤣

[@bananaman4662]

Me: Is it hard coming up with these pitch meetings? Ryan: Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@lloydndhlovu7985]

Oh really?

[@horseoperamarker]

Hey I subbed upload more vids

[@AbhishekSingh-ez1yp]

How fast and casually he said "Also that Blake guy is robin"..

[@akbarcaspian4630]

The condensed milk is legit. I use to 💙 em.

[@mattreed819]

“Barely an inconvenience” please make t-shirts. These vids and reviews are amazing. Please keep them coming.

[@yuhyuh7603]

I remember seeing a DC animated movie where everyone looked like Handsome Squidward and now I'm sure it's based off of Val Kilmer.

[@archangelum]

"HR has been trying to get me to stop." 🤣🙊😂

[@dsmooth2221]

Script Guy: "Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience" Me: *points at screen* He said it, he said the thing 😁

[@theless-than-midcast6788]

Yeah yeah yeah

[@ToyInsanity]

roll credits

[@AshleyAlamo11]

Love these!! Can u do Batman Returns and the original Batman?

[@Amber-hf8uo]

“George Clooney’s gonna be very excited to make another!” “Ohh nononononono no nononono.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@roberthayes7737]

Could you maybe do pitches for the two Tim Burton Batman movies? (unless you've already done them and I missed it somehow)

[@yaboythealien]

Batman pitch meeting compilations are tight.

[@slavamixer1]

Wow wow wow wow Wow

[@Charmer4856]

Its unnecessary! It’s heroic though!

[@TheseUseless]

I love how these videos are just really long and entertaining screen rant ads.

[@raghavmalhotra7498]

I just realized that the articles in the end of batman begins and the dark Knight are the same

[@ggt47]

😂😂😂

[@ToyInsanity]

Whoops

[@alisaurus4224]

Toy Insanity Whoopsie!

[@capthappy8884]

The "manhole" exchange is freakin priceless!😂

[@masterchefofbuildingsupplies]

*very serious British man with a temper* me: "GORDON RAMSAY?!"

[@kennywest5338]

Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads. Sub zero: are you sure?

[@jakefoxx7978]

"Oh i tried that with cheeto dust!" "Did it work?" "No, not at all." 🤣

[@eldudo13]

"no no no, the tiny flying mammals are what spooked him the most" You content is delightful and your delivery is perfect

[@ThePamgy]

Its so funny when he say 'oh my god!'

[@mrinamaurya4207]

I never saw theatrical version of BvS. Only saw the UE cut and i loved it. Typical screenrant, BvS is an amazing film!

[@dariendarkhouse8538]

It's so disappointing that Two-Face never has both of his identities.

[@j.i4703]

"WAS BATMAN JUST SITTING IN COURT?!!!" This channel is hilarious I swear