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♫Music♪
♩ I'm Still Stranding
♩ Doom - Ultraviolence
♩ Cuphead - Carnival Kerfuffle
♩ Prince Winterberry's Theme
♩ Pokemon Sword and Shield - Battle Tower
This Is Death Stranding

[@mnfrrr2570]

"I call this move 'the punchline', 'cause it' s all in the delivery" Jesus Christ the layers of this joke.

[@LDMOOSEKICK]

mnfrr r it’s like an ogre

[@lucasvanpopering1063]

Yeah there’s a lot to unpack here

[@SgtIronbeak]

No packing peanuts there; it's a full package.

[@Kirill-rc5ng]

r/wooosh me but i don't get the joke ㅠㅠ

[@SgtIronbeak]

@@Kirill-rc5ng To start, the 'move' is 'punchline', which is a punch. Which is in the word punchline. Then, 'it's all in the delivery' has at least two different layers to it; he's already been making 'delivery guy' jokes, so 'delivery' is sort of obvious. That, and comedy *is* all in the delivery of the joke. I probably did poorly explaining it, but basically it's fucking hilarious for way too many reasons.

[@froginaboxVEVO]

It’s funny how society has pretty much collapsed but they still have monster energy.

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

They can be pretty aggressive to other brands with a similar name so I bet their original ceo just powered through the original death stranding despite the loss of staff and chillaxed in a larger than average bunker after an ancestor or employee developed the device that makes it out of timefall to sell both it and regular cans for Porters to keep going or chug all five of the complimentary cans their agencies supply them with to go super saiyen 5

[@franciscodiaz8883]

How is chad doggo treating you?

[@franciscodiaz8883]

@@froginaboxVEVO epic

[@motivated7203]

America

[@ToniValaski]

Proof that monster will outlive the people who drink it

[@Delysicx]

"Aww piss off ghost! Aw that's not working.. piss on ghost!" I don't regret recently subbing

[@froggy9822]

Loving the korg reference

[@3ls691]

0:46

[@kaiserepsilon4011]

500 my dude.

[@Delysicx]

@@kaiserepsilon4011 fr lol Still didnt know alot of things about this game and I've platted it. Had fun with the cargo carriers you can ride on for the last bit of the trophy hunting. Cheers

[@capstudios5262]

I love that urinating on shadow demons is an option in this game

[@BlackHei711]

I love how a main feature of this game is for other online players to give you tools that help you skip the gameplay.

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

Much like dark souls

[@adib8234]

And I just built a zipline over a wide river near the waterfall.

[@kefiksprite5912]

I like how when all we had were vague trailers that made no sense we were wondering "what the hell is this game?" But now that we have actual game play of the game we're wondering "what the hell is this game?"

[@peterhansen1770]

idk

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

But in a different tone of voice

[@chugchug8051]

It's Kojima, what did you expect?

[@ttime441]

@@chugchug8051 I expected boring gameplay but got the opposite

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

@@chugchug8051 oh... of course, yes now it makes sense... no wait I mean it makes sense why it makes no sense

[@DrX-dh6th]

“Alright, second verse” “I didn’t write a second verse”

[@Supadude]

Then he dies. What a smart move.

[@frootloopsenthusiast2991]

absolute power move

[@gregoryfenn1462]

I was disappointed ☹️

[@frumpsterdumpstr1671]

@@tuggat6487 hold up

[@burger9174]

When you cant make a funny comment so you just quote the video

[@furiouscorgi4812]

he just said, "i didn't white a second verse", crashed, and I got an ad

[@zjterrablade]

Yeah same and its funny

[@cynicalbrandon8820]

I never thought a Slimecicle parody of "I'm Still Standing" would be one of my favorite things he's ever done

[@lucymandle7625]

“It has its _u p s_ and downs”

[@yiftachziv5808]

It has n i c e and n o I s e

[@redirect008]

I hate that man so much

[@BiggieCheeto]

What's the point of these comments? You literally just wrote the exact thing he said.

[@briarrr__]

@@BiggieCheeto It's to repeat the funniest parts of the video in an attempt to get noticed and it usually works lol. It's usually combined with the viewer's commentary to add more humor.

[@LordDankTron]

@@BiggieCheeto For attention. They cant make up their own jokes so they take parts from the video. Also they were abused as children.

[@ERROR-uv6ug]

Death Stranding: The Musical

[@mistamemewide]

Thinking about it for a while, I’m lowkey down for one Even though it kinda sounds shitty

[@owentertainment2714]

Delivery Man: The Musical

[@jatacreative4721]

"I'm a master in MMA- Mailman Martial Arts! I call this P.O. Boxing!"

[@rowedavis2630]

I laughed at "fetch funny dog" way more than I should have

[@MrChuck97100]

""It's not that easy being a delivery man, It has it UPS and down" that was so bad I loved it

[@DZ-vh5vc]

Same

[@ShemLunaria]

I cannot believe it took me 4 months of seeing this video multiple times to finally get this joke. Only because of this comment.

[@user-nz2vk9rq6y]

"I call this move *THE PUNCH LINE*. Because it is all in the delivery" Oh, how I missed this.

[@Hexcythe]

Percival The Mad Crusader ha

[@scribblestudio2788]

What did the delivery man say when he dropped his package? "wUPS!"

[@Superchicken_36]

The singing portion is genuinely one of the best things I've ever seen and makes me really want this game. Really wish you wrote a second verse.

[@GrizzlyPlaysYT]

petition to have a full slimecicle musical

[@germhasyoutube]

*yes*

[@giorgioguolo7196]

Grizzly with kazoos

[@WolfersIsBroken]

signing. k.

[@kirby4141]

signed.

[@Keevstar]

Yes

[@pixelydaddyo2127]

Oh god slimecicle watch out there’s a tentacle monster oh no he can’t hear us he’s vibing too hard

[@God-qt1cb]

Oh go. D run

[@mariusman3671]

69 likes nice

[@mariusman3671]

Oh, some fuck ruined it

[@God-qt1cb]

@@mariusman3671 😂😂😂

[@ROST0N]

@Juan Cortez Muro dont comment shit Nobobody gives a fuck anyways

[@l-shadow1775]

3:09 was that basicallyidowrk's voice

[@yayeet9274]

it was

[@scottswingle8858]

Not really useful but still cool to know

[@seulement_moi]

damn, I haven’t watched Marcel in agesssssssss

[@quickishq9642]

L Shadow yes, from one of the gun game videos on Black Ops 2

[@maximusmarauder9809]

🦉Hoo-dini🎩

[@trickytheclown3500]

3:00 when you go to the adoption clinic and the receptionist says “Wow! You’ve grown!”

[@dominatornh981]

I think Slimesicle was actually drinking Monster during that Monster Energy scene. Such reactions can’t be faked.

[@LavaLampSempai]

Not unless you're on meth

[@darkbooger]

@@LavaLampSempai oh

[@Gerbs1913]

@@LavaLampSempai Monster is close to legal meth if you drink 5 in 5 minutes.

[@TheCreativeType]

“I’m Still Stranding” is the best parody I’ve ever heard

[@TheShadowSlayer007]

Pun* aka play on words.

[@shartilish4442]

UMMMM it's "I'm still stranded"

[@darycsan2082]

accually you can sing your comment xD

[@alduin4226]

It’s needs to be in ITunes

[@loganhennessy4490]

Agreed

[@ryanquinlan848]

No compliment can adequately describe this man’s ability for one-liners and puns... But I am going to make it my life’s mission to find one.

[@aniaya2000]

when charlie said "daddy needs a new pair" i didn't know how to react because my fight or flight kicked in

[@jaffieverse]

how quickly this man comes up with puns genuinely impressed me

[@archiedel]

Oh my god, watch his streams. His pun game is strong.

[@snakycarnival9119]

sans has family

[@JugsKise]

Ailuropoda melanoleuca Nineoneone didn’t he say he was streaming in this video?

[@thacc8216]

jaffah it’s all in the delivery

[@woodman94]

This isn't live lol

[@24FramesOfNick]

Imma be listening to that song every day now

[@adualaispuro]

"I didn't write a 2nd verse"

[@cynthiusvr]

@@adualaispuro haha so funny quote from video very funny hahaha

[@adualaispuro]

@@cynthiusvr alright

[@deadhelix]

tradehamforsyrup ok boomer

[@kareeem]

“You Guy’s Don’t Remember Slimecicle’s Death Stranding Song”

[@burzarec]

9:16 "This is the first strand Type game, only. I am Smart enough to understand whats happening on the screen right now" -videogamedunkey

[@productinsanity]

I can't believe how much I miss 2019 right now, it was a simpler time...

[@ohmygodpleasehalp3984]

"Alright time for the second verse" *"I DIDN'T WRITE A SECOND VERSE"*

[@tinavanwey1308]

*dies*

[@motivated7203]

_C R A S H_

[@LmaoItsDead]

**C A R G O D R O P P E D**

[@motivated7203]

@@LmaoItsDead "Sam, your cargo's taken too much damage."

[@master-ofmanga2792]

“Oh my god this really hurts.” Someone help me continue this masterpiece please.

[@unkindled4965]

*"I'm drinking unholy amounts of Monster Energy, and now I'm taking a magnum shit!"* Gets me every time 😂😂

[@bling__brute6048]

Then you hear from in the bathroom RRRRRGGGHH and then plop.

[@alexthehopeless3778]

"I'll be waiting for you on the beach" *HONOR DIED ON THE BEACH.*

[@H.u.m.a.n.]

5:00 "You've been spotted by a MULE." maybe he shouldn't have been.... Horsing around. i'm not sorry.

[@blehsz]

....

[@InternetHistorian]

This is so goddamn funny holy shit what a beautiful video

[@sacb0y]

This is probably the funniest review i've seen lmao.

[@Philip_Lim]

what do you mean, you are beautiful

[@maurofantini3430]

Come up with a new video on your main Channel man. We all wait for the Legend, right now i am forced to view a second time all your videos. This Is torture i swear

[@chloewith7es]

@NotLife River it's a comedy video

[@umamifan]

NotLife River you good man? Cause that response is the response of someone who isn’t feeling good

[@user-nk7sk1nw2b]

"You think a monster can kill me, I drank 5 for breakfast"

[@Charlie-yv3ib]

It genuinely took me a couple minutes to get that until this comment why am i an idiot

[@abdulmohsenalmansour5783]

This is my bro

[@bwaindead5539]

Buyer: Cargo space? Salesman: No, car no do that. Car not go space.

[@jessicachendra9585]

can we acknowledge slime’s actual musical talent like damn

[@haikuz]

is it just me or does slimecicle sound like a shounen anime protagonist

[@uruburus5203]

watch him voice over deku ...

[@dragonandavatarfan8865]

Having a anime shounen protagonist like slimecicle dropping pun bombs at every chance he gets would be a dream come true lol.

[@chalenjourtyr7096]

If that were the case then I'd probably watch a dubbed anime and not want to off myself.

[@nicouzcategui1538]

Shonen

[@bromicorn]

@@uruburus5203 that was grizzly

[@whenyoucantthinkofanname3627]

*NOW IM TAKING A MAGNUM S H I T.*

[@vagan3204]

6:05 IS THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO

[@BlightHauler247]

Thank you mysterious coom spirit

[@masonbernheim7629]

I heard this guy “Ellen Jones” or something stole your song and called it “I’m still standing” smh

[@tnks.]

They didn't even give credit, can't believe they stole slime's song smh

[@Liquidchicken]

@@tnks. they reposted and that's cringe

[@raphaelmiranda8259]

Fed ex simulator 2019

[@joyfullynx9039]

you havent finished the vid yet

[@oramulk5901]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA SO FUNNY NEVER HEARD THAT SO ORIGINAL I FORGOT TO LAUGH

[@anthonysimpson01]

@@oramulk5901 you ok there?

[@raphaelmiranda8259]

@@oramulk5901 r u ok?

[@lmetetel4495]

Another bruh moment..... in the wild like this?

[@whizzersterriblehorribleno773]

I refuse to move on from how clever “it has its UPS and downs” was

[@ShadowDeus]

I honestly think Kojima built the world first then decided to throw 5 different stories together and said thatll do donkey.

[@frostyfizz7915]

"Now remember everyone, don't be like Slime here, always climb to the pike." (Is it a pike on the end of the rope?)

[@stiky5972]

Alternate title: Man drinks 5 monsters in one sitting and f**king dies

[@cedrikw4972]

꧁༺štiky༻꧂ So the limit is 4

[@stiky5972]

@@cedrikw4972 Hmmm... Sounds logical, but what if you drank 4.9?

[@thegooobley1993]

@@stiky5972 I like 4.99. the more you drink, the better you are, just not 5. 5 will cause your heart to give out or explode

[@stiky5972]

@@thegooobley1993 So... What if you drink 6?

[@funninoriginal6054]

@@stiky5972 You simply cannot "drink 6" due to the sheer strength of Monster Energy(TM), but it is theorized that if you are able to do it your body ascends to godhood.

[@connorflammer8577]

4:00 I didn't realize we were playing monster hunter

[@Starlitsoul0359]

Connor Flammer that’s such a good comment you just earned a subscribe.

[@Lopi_LP]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ronanasche7063]

4:24 nobody's gonna talk about the tiny floating green men?

[@MidoriDragon]

0:01 When Slimesicle is actually at peace in a game....

[@alsohedge6537]

I must consume Monster © Energy Drink so I can carry my mother’s corpse at speeds THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN REACHED BEFORE!

[@fenemygamesstories8853]

:))))))

[@nikbow3353]

:))))))

[@unknownuser8967]

:))))))

[@blarg2429]

:))))))

[@Nuclear0Cookie]

I literally can not watch the full video I'm stuck watching "I'm Still Stranding" on loop

[@justaneddsworldfan2006]

I need a 10 hour version :')

[@betatest648]

His death stranding song was so popular they used a parody of it in rocket man.

[@helloitsme4388]

1:15 beautifully crafted song

[@bray2964]

When you get vibe-checked by the fundamental force of gravity.

[@kingmecrown5370]

“Alexa, can you play my morning playlist?” Alexa: *plays DOOM soundtrack*

[@DeltagodAndFriends]

I feel called out

[@jeepzero3739]

Honestly i can relate

[@Zain69z]

Damn that brought me back some memories Now I am going to search for doom soundtrack

[@DantesInferno96]

That's the one music you should listen to every morning.

[@nirartov4863]

*plays DOOT soundtrack**

[@sixteentwo1649]

No one is talking about how someone died at the end

[@otoolefamilyworc]

no one died

[@kjj26k]

I think it's a dummy.

[@pixels3466]

@@otoolefamilyworc Its a joke mate no one would fall down a hill like your last spaghetti your about to eat

[@gretaxanthe4882]

"omg she can't hear me she has air pods in!" BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHHA

[@Zachattack-nu7lr]

Death Stranding: *Has Monster Energy in it* Twitch Steamers: *Visible Fustration*

[@donminhator3806]

Im still stranding lyrics (because why not) before the song starts: oh you're mad that your package is all banged up well let me tell you right now it's not that easy being a delivery man It has its UPS and downs but here why don't I explain first verse: So you know where you gotta go stacked to the tippy top with cargo you gotta watch out for rocks and rivers and all It's the rain that will make you slip and slide and then the rain will fall (so the rain speeds up time its kinda) and oh no there's a scary ghost now just hold your breath or you'll be toast use your baby for some fucking reason I guess Kojima what the fuck is going on this don't make any sense (woah) chorus: But I'm still standing better than I ever did I'm drinking unholy amounts of monster energy AND NOW IM TAKING A MAGNUM SHIT but I'm still stranding oh (cries of pain from slipping and falling) I'm picking up the pieces of this cargo that you left behind I'm still stranding (yeah yeah yeah) oh I'm still stranding (yeah yeah yeah) Let's go second verse second verse: I didn't write a second verse :)

[@mageflame7477]

*sounds of crashing and death*

[@boo5451]

It starts at 1:13

[@aliteralpotato873]

I was in fits at "MAGNUM SHIT"

[@zuyn_3110]

@@boo5451 o7

[@femboyeggy8947]

Sing with me now!!!!

[@ellakemmerly3624]

this video sent me down a rabbit hole of trying to understand this games plot and why he has a baby in a bottle.

[@randomisaac5959]

It's ok my Friend, I've been there and I survived. Good luck comrade o7

[@samanthaofcatarina]

"It has its UPS and downs" God damnit Charlie how are you a living pun machine

[@TheMacroShow]

Anthony Fantano gave the Death Stranding x Elton John album a light 6

[@xspike410]

1 year and still no comments.

[@Jenna-qp1bf]

It has is U-P-S and down Fedex: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

Also Fedix: *throws packages everywhere"

[@GMilkMan]

“Let’s go second verse, I didn’t write a second verse” Nice

[@thischannelrighthere6545]

I just finished watching your Jedi Fallen Order video, and these are the first/only videos I’ve seen of yours ever, but I LOVE YOUR CONTENT! SUBSCRIBED

[@mscandlex]

"I call this one the punchline...Because it's all in the delivery" I shat myself laughing at that one

[@bouiabongo7403]

yummy😋

[@missingindy]

@@bouiabongo7403 that was a bad comment and you deserve all the negativity and disappointment coming your way

[@eila5388]

Amazon employee simulator 2019

[@lordemor23]

Jokes aside death stranding is my favorite game ever.

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

8:55 tries jumping ledge despite having a ladder in inventory. Bravo sir, bravo.

[@beardguyworkshop]

"Call me Amazon because I'm in my Prime", priceless, that line had me on the floor, I needed that.

[@paddydocherty9218]

To whoever is saying they're first, I've got a blue shell

[@legendarytat8278]

First Uno reverse card

[@giorgioguolo7196]

Pajoe86 and also black lung

[@kingtreedede7303]

Pajoe86 can I have it?

[@Yveryen]

NO

[@Yveryen]

Yes

[@grassfedgains1216]

I cant stop watching the monster energy part, its too damn accurate, had a 12 hour road trip the other day and I had the same response after the third can, great vid dude.

[@noahdelippert8801]

Slime: I :\didn't write a second verse. KZbin: perfect now for an ad

[@user-yx8lp2ds7z]

Slime: "death stranding is a game where you JACK INTO A CHILD" Bruh....

[@OMJNRG]

Remember when Tyler the creator said “Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome”

[@thatoneniceguy408]

FBI OPEN UP

[@DJDrLandWhaleOfficial]

“Jack in! Megaman execute!”

[@linux750]

Hideo Kojima must have had some great takeout food to be inspired to make a game about delivery dudes

[@subpasatnpfa3554]

There are so many mail puns in this video I love it

[@retnixslav6399]

I always occasionally come back to this video every once in a while cuz it's just to good

[@notsudo3205]

"You want cargo, huh? Well here, car go!" -Slimecicle 2019 im dead

[@residual]

ok just leaving these here i hope you use them well 1:16 1:16 1:16

[@AlexSmith-tz2lf]

Thank you. All 3 of those were great. 5/7 would watch again.

[@dylkiller3501]

Thanks

[@belowaverageguitarist7822]

Residual pin this

[@ArcticaTheFox]

2:14 dang that voice slide tho

[@choconatic]

I prefer 1:12 so it doesn't cut off what he's saying

[@anoddspatula5687]

This video is a masterpiece of puns, jokes, bits and creative musical numbers. I love it.

[@beepthestrongestwarrior8746]

*Die-Hardman walks in* "Okay so we have enough Monster Energy to last you for 8 months on the tab-. Where is it?" *Sam looks at him with his pupils the size of quarters* "Where's what?"

[@luxcatalina6638]

"call me amazon cuz im in my prime" omg hahaha

[@thacc8216]

“I’m still stranding” lyrics So you know where you got go Your stacked to the tippy top with cargo You got watch out for rocks (rocks) And rivers (rivers) and all The terrain will make you slip and slide And then the rain will fall! (Also the rain speeds up time it’s kinda...) But oh no, there’s scary ghosts Now just hold you breath or you’ll be toast Use your baby for some f*ckin’ reason I guess Kojima what the f*ck is going on This don’t make any sense (woah) *butt* I’m still standing better than I ever did I’m drinking unholy amounts of monster energy AND NOW I’M TAKING A MAGNUM SH!T!!! But I’m still stranding uh oh *slimecicle falling* I’m pickin’ up the pieces of this cargo that you left behiiiind I’m still stranding. Yeah, yeah yeah Oh I’m still stranding. Yeah yeah yeah (Lets go second verse) *jumps off hill on bike* I didn’t write a second verse *crashes* Edit: THANK U FOR LE LIKES

[@sirlackhuysfox2971]

Thank you, much appreciated

[@brynmorgan9359]

AND NOW IM TAKING A MAGNUM SHIT!!!! I love that line.

[@ninacancino3950]

Thank you **writes down lyrics so I can sing them later**

[@cubeofmeat4982]

*BUTT*

[@mikacookie26]

I love how he says 'ever did'

[@dw4rflife_justin774]

Watching the amount of cargo getting obliterated pains me deeply. USE THE ODRADEK PLEASE!!

[@Narwhal1718]

1:26 is the most awsome thing I think anyone has ever done

[@doxsunii9891]

That song was beautiful,I've truly been blessed

[@jdatboi724]

Doxsunii Agreed

[@marcusdoyle3918]

What's the song

[@jdatboi724]

Marcus Doyle He’s parodying Elton John’s “I’m Still Standing”

[@marcusdoyle3918]

@@jdatboi724 I meant at the start of the video

[@jdatboi724]

Marcus Doyle Oh I have no idea

[@bray2964]

Kyle the deliveryman, the musical. Starring: Slimesicle, The corpse of the president, and tentacles.

[@plague6566]

Ah yes,the embodiment of the holy cum

[@bossedup957]

just wanted to say this is a great channel. this video made me happy in these stressful times. thank you

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

As a delivery driver, this really strikes home xD

[@natemitzel2670]

“You’re a cute little freeloader aren’t you.”

[@ssjx3705]

Nate Mitzel me to my little brother

[@dominatornh981]

If this video had a classic Slimesicle Giorno’s theme intro, it would be “Death Stranding but Slimesicle sings at all times, even when it’s not needed.”

[@Tremor244]

Can't believe how many delivery jokes were in this video, and that music part, perfection!

[@fabioistfabulous7094]

At 3:26 he should've said "Mom, I'll be waiting for you on the beach"

[@dulcae]

no one can say death stranding is boring after this EVER again

[@crazytwitchy5650]

jippun yes, yes I can

[@accountnotfound4209]

Death stranding is boring

[@bryantsparkman2756]

It’s pretty boring

[@roozealand5791]

This video actually shows how boring it is.

[@MugdhaMahdiShams]

The power of editing can even make a pile of actual shit drying up into dust look exciting.

[@brogan_io472]

“Jack into a child” wasn’t something I was expecting to hear today

[@antoniorivas4410]

I like how he makes his own sound effects with his instruments lol.

[@CheesyMacful]

The timing of an ad break hitting right after the crash at “I didn’t write a second verse” had me rolling

[@mack.elshafei]

That opening song is Low Roar - Don't Be So Serious

[@foxenite9042]

you are a godsend i’ve been looking for like 20 mins to find it in the soundtrack and anywhere else

[@gabrielperez5706]

I love you I've been trying to look for the song like one hour. Thank you :).

[@CODA96]

The best song of the game is definitly Low Roar - Because we have to. It played just before arriving at the snowy mountain.

[@mageflame7477]

Thanks so much dude

[@user-rh6jx6xj8e]

everyone rn: “last time i was this earl-“

[@owengalligan4052]

This channel deserves more xd youve made me laugh so hard in every video

[@parsajavanshiri1079]

8:49 IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT HE KNEW...

[@asinga2038]

he f*ck up