it's a real eye, but it's from a dead cow. if you freeze at the right moment you can see all the hair they didn't shave off it and tried to hide on the jump cut. Unrelated... but the more you know? I'll shut up now.
@sigilvii8 жыл бұрын
The movie was 'Un Chien Andalou'
@justanch8 жыл бұрын
Me too Destin. I'm so freaked out about things near my eyes, my reaction was very, very real.
@Fabelaz8 жыл бұрын
That's strange you haven't seen it before. I surely did.
@PhantomOwlet4 жыл бұрын
Aight, let's add "eyeball cut" to the list of things I never want to see again
@tparadox884 жыл бұрын
I was hoping the meme meant he was going to be more discreet than Un Chien Andalou.
@williamfreter46214 жыл бұрын
I'm forking scared for life
@zenahel-rafih40774 жыл бұрын
Yup that caught me off guard! Snorked my coffee right up my nose! That’s 5 minutes of my life I’ll never get back!!
@40watt534 жыл бұрын
yeah wtf what was that from
@Segatari4 жыл бұрын
Wyatt Nooodles An old movie named un chien andalou
@BRUXXUS4 жыл бұрын
"Learn to enjoy being wrong." Seriously, the best possible advice.
@KnowNot_Name4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could save this comment
@caffeineaholic4 жыл бұрын
Celebrate failures because from mistakes we grow. Celebrate being wrong because you've learned the truth.
@nuggettheory34094 жыл бұрын
My advice is to make them laugh
@danimrod34174 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a quote I really liked: “The good thing about being a pessimist is that I'm either always right, or pleasantly surprised.”
@RooonilWazlib4 жыл бұрын
Just wait until after you graduate
@foxinsocks46932 жыл бұрын
How does he always make the “love with your heart, use your head for everything else” line hit so hard. Every single time he manages to re-contextualize it and make it sound new again
@TheRoseAlmighty11 ай бұрын
It's actually masterful
@akimbbo4 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves his own Netflix show with 8 seasons and 2 spin-off shows
@TheRareFoxy4 жыл бұрын
Why is this so specific?
@kewmiemie10914 жыл бұрын
Oddly specific
@ekxo11264 жыл бұрын
@@TheRareFoxy maybe he's referring to some random pretty popular show, which eighth end last season had place last year? I don't know, it's just a guess
@stabbedboxfilms4 жыл бұрын
No no no... 17,000 SEASONS AND 25 SPIN-OFFS!!!!! Hahahahhahahhahahahhah!!!!!!
@NeibasThe5th4 жыл бұрын
That seems like a bit over kill, maybe cut it down to just 6 seasons and a movie?
@hotelmario510 Жыл бұрын
I love how the Captain made this as a PSA warning people not to be excessively, irrationally sceptical, but he's such a good storyteller that he accidentally got everyone invested in the lore.
@LordThanathos4 жыл бұрын
This 2020 seems ideal for a rematch against Zeitgeist.
@zillaplays32554 жыл бұрын
Nonononononononononononononononono don't start that do *NOT* start that we have enough problems, *don't* do that to us
@dumpygoodness40864 жыл бұрын
ADULTS know govt always lies. Children do NOT know that govt always lies. WHICH one of those are you?
@Rio-hg1ct4 жыл бұрын
@@dumpygoodness4086 The elderly, the one who knows the adults are fucking stupid
@lone_stick4 жыл бұрын
Dumpy Goodness So you’re just going to assume that all government action is done with malicious intent? How sad it must be to think you live in a world where basically everyone is out to get you.
@georgplaz4 жыл бұрын
@@dumpygoodness4086 ironically, this is how kids argue 😂
@sighkick69383 жыл бұрын
Dude, this is fucking cinema. Honestly, I've seen worse scripts in fully funded movies, and the fact that there's zero filler in this and it transformed 7 minutes into what felt like a couple hours of information and education astounds me. Captain D puts so much effort into this website, and I borderline say that KZbin doesn't deserve somebody this talented.
@maskrlzxw68233 жыл бұрын
why no more likes?
@Lifea163 жыл бұрын
@@maskrlzxw6823 yea why?
@maskrlzxw68233 жыл бұрын
@@Lifea16 meybe few people rewatch this vid
@HOTD108_2 жыл бұрын
@@maskrlzxw6823 Probably because calling a KZbin video "cinema" is pretentious as hell.
@jorgepeterbarton2 жыл бұрын
@@HOTD108_ double irony pretentiousness in your comment like cinema is elevated art form when its full of cgi b-movies or he meant it in exactly the way you interpreted it?
@RJ_Productions3165 жыл бұрын
"It's obviously fake, it has to be because Alligator too big" _-Captain Disillusion, 2016_
@ronnyebner54955 жыл бұрын
Not our beloved Captain Disillusion, it was Zietgiest!😉
@m1lkweed5 жыл бұрын
Ronny Ebner *Zeitgeist
@Lucyzilla645 жыл бұрын
no he's captain disbeliever
@zoophiliaphobic5 жыл бұрын
0:41
@distion5 жыл бұрын
@@joetoaster447 Do you mean "Mandela Effect"?
@FixTheWi-Fi4 жыл бұрын
Slightly surprised Zeitgeist hasn't returned in nearly 4 years.
@karterstark17444 жыл бұрын
A Person With a Name dang your right
@NotFine4 жыл бұрын
yeah like what?
@crypticwizard55044 жыл бұрын
I kind want to see more of him and have the “lore” expanded
@theyoutubeplague33834 жыл бұрын
That's one long headache
@AndorianBlues4 жыл бұрын
In one sense, he’s never left
@hiurro5 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows NASA paid Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing but his unchecked perfectionism lead him to film it on location on the moon.
@Pencil0fDoom5 жыл бұрын
LLOL!!! Best Kubrick joke ever? 217 points out of a possible 237.
@Risky_roamer15 жыл бұрын
YOU FEED ME LIES I WANT REAL FOOD plz
@adele89555 жыл бұрын
they spent way to many money for it to be fake go too is man dan. we did go to the moon if the earth was flat we would have no gravity because there would be no core dumb dumb.
@aguy53535 жыл бұрын
@@adele8955 I think that might have been a joke
@aguy53535 жыл бұрын
@Adam Filinovich woosh
@rylenwilkie31903 жыл бұрын
You have to love his makeup, that represents the bleeding line between fiction and reality, becomes even more bleeding showing how his statements are breaking the line between fact and fiction.
@abdmin32683 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i just realized that when watching his video about the portal to sedonna
@vrldf81813 жыл бұрын
He just paints the upper part of his face peach to look like a human.
@generalgk3 жыл бұрын
Wow you’re so smart you big brained genius you 🧠
@_ee753 жыл бұрын
@@generalgk huh whats your problem?
@aidenaune70082 жыл бұрын
@@_ee75 its called comedy, he is trying to be funny, don't get so offended.
@Kyocus4 жыл бұрын
This is, by far, your greatest video I've ever seen. It hits the nail on the head. Thank you.
@bmo14lax4 жыл бұрын
I love how it's the opposite of what usually happens. He makes it so good in such a short time! Think both ways people!
@Aardvark8924 жыл бұрын
No fair. I can only hit one thumbs up. Your comment deserves quite a few more, just like this video does.
@ivohunter244 жыл бұрын
Better yet, it hits the knife on the eye. Ugh, what a bad one.
@notmeowth3 жыл бұрын
have u seen 2:45 (eyeball getting cut by sharp object)
@siplt29463 жыл бұрын
I thought at the start could be true then I realized he was wrong great video
@petergriffin87675 жыл бұрын
"Because if no one was in control, that would be terrifying." "MOM COME PICK ME UP I'M SCARED"
@chrissoup46835 жыл бұрын
😂 your profile pic made this comment 10× better
@mrflip-flop31985 жыл бұрын
Mom: Not tonight, honey. I have a headache.
@ericveatch98194 жыл бұрын
Half way through the statement I thought it would be: "Because if no one is in control, everyone is in control!"
@ingenuity_with_MrST4 жыл бұрын
Profile picture checks out
@maxx80694 жыл бұрын
As soon as I read this it went on in the video haha
@verdatum7 жыл бұрын
This episode holds up really well. This is quality stuff. You should be proud of this one, Alan.
@sp01futbol6 жыл бұрын
You understand how many likes this comment has, right?
@user-vl7xz6do6v6 жыл бұрын
Why? Why am I the second comment on a comment with so many likes, which is also 11 months old?
@CeledonianError6 жыл бұрын
Damn, finally Alan gets some recognition for his work. He slaves away and gets verbally abused by the Captain but never gets recognized cos Captain D takes all the credit, how sad.
@amisner2k6 жыл бұрын
I'm the 4th reply comment to a comment that as nearly 1.9K likes at time of writing. Feels good man.
@8cow9456 жыл бұрын
the addition of that comma made it sound like an insult
@snowantric73703 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna gloss over how good that ending monologue was?
@natalee82233 жыл бұрын
I know it was absolutely beautiful.
@NoIWontLetYouKnowInTheComments2 жыл бұрын
so go ahead and talk about it, no need to wait for "we".
@avidadolares2 жыл бұрын
Ah...the old lame over-used formulaic comment "are we gonna just ignore...". These style comments are fking lame and played out. Try something original ffs!
@WobblesandBean2 жыл бұрын
@@avidadolares You know, I feel really sorry for you. I truly do. It's obvious that you are deeply unhappy, unsuccessful, and unattractive in real life, so you go around trying to make other people miserable online to make you feel superior to them. It's the only thing you have control over in your life, and the only coping mechanism you know to make yourself feel like less of a loser. ...But it doesn't work, does it? Not as much as you pretend it does. Same with the false veneer of bravado and hostility you're using right now to interact with us. No matter how much you try to hide behind your mean-spirited online persona, behind that computer screen you're still stuck being you. No amount of bullying people from your safe little bubble is ever going to change that. And unlike us, you have to put up with you every single day.
@sampletext9426 Жыл бұрын
humans are like animals, we don't like critical thinking and follow hive mind behaviour so no lol
@TechShowdown8 жыл бұрын
Dude, you deserve WAY more subscribers, this content is really high quality and super entertaining, keep up the fantastic work!!!
@adillyt44828 жыл бұрын
yup that true i totally agree
@igorsandinni28 жыл бұрын
agreed, i found this channel first time 4 years ago, but only subscribed last year, i think many people do same i don't know, anyway this channel is so underrated i hope it keep growing fast
@Jesses0018 жыл бұрын
I think his lack of subscribers is due to the infrequency of his videos. The problem is to have this level of polish and have a video out every week would require a lot of money and people. Because of the infrequence, he also can not ride Google's algorithms for promotion.
@RENZO49938 жыл бұрын
+Jesse Sisolack frequency raised lately. Let's hope it goes on.
@PDXVoiceTeacher8 жыл бұрын
He does deserve more sub's but most youtube users are child-brained mouth-breathers who turn idiots into millionaires. FML
@joefroeber58865 жыл бұрын
This should be required viewing for anyone who uses the internet.
@billybobjoe1984 жыл бұрын
So should two girls one cup.
@tibethatguy4 жыл бұрын
@@billybobjoe198 nO
@zawarudo35824 жыл бұрын
byw *NO*
@GhostSamaritan4 жыл бұрын
@@billybobjoe198 OH YEAH
@brokennugget93504 жыл бұрын
and blue waffle
@Negi-Kitsu8 жыл бұрын
Man, the Captain Disillusion lore is getting deeper
@AmaranthOriginal8 жыл бұрын
And the fan theories about Zeitgeist are only going to further confuse things!
@blanchehermine8 жыл бұрын
Yeah I knew about this C+F=Z theory from the beginning
@fafafagat8 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the filthy frank lore
@therealjerryseinfeld43218 жыл бұрын
+fafafagat except not forced and unfunny
@fafafagat8 жыл бұрын
The Real Jerry Seinfeld I disagree with you but that is a nice opinion and I respect it.
@natalie82125 жыл бұрын
This is beyond eloquently written. I think it's of the utmost importance for people to understand that being so skeptical that you no longer believe anything, is just as dangerous and unwise as being gullible and accepting everything that you see as real. There is no room to grow or learn if your mind is already made up even before the information is presented to you. Thinking in extremes on this level will only limit every aspect of a person's life. Imagine the parallel of fully trusting every person you ever meet.Telling someone you hardly know all of your secrets and inner thoughts. Or having no trust for absolutely anyone, not even enough to tell a family member that you care or sympathize with them. It's the same concept, either way, you are really limiting and ultimately hurting yourself. I absolutely love this video and it's message. Thank you Captain, as well as your team for all of your hard work. PS~ The eyeball didn't bother me because I'm a Pixies fan and Un Chein Andalou is awesome. :)
@JJ-dc3jz5 жыл бұрын
The real message: If your mind is already made up, you may not necessarily be incorrect. CD cuts through the crap of Conspiracies, has his mind made up, and is correct. And also believing everything is a Conspiracy because your small brain can't comprehend reality, is a wank and you're a idiot.
@soatnod5 жыл бұрын
Pixiv's better
@CaptHayfever5 жыл бұрын
@Coltniss Evergreen: No, it clearly happened outside; it involved airplanes.
@CaptHayfever5 жыл бұрын
@Coltniss Evergreen: r/whooosh
@thechannel53195 жыл бұрын
@@CaptHayfever using reddit doesnt make you cool
@Gravy_4 жыл бұрын
The Zeitgeist's biggest lie was when he said Nasa was well funded.
@alofii61064 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@E--Drop4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment the same thing. Also, I got you out of the _69_ zone. *You're Welcome* ;)
@therobot10804 жыл бұрын
Sad but tru
@nanwijanarko19694 жыл бұрын
@@Gravy_ I found it funny how you even won't waste your words to that
@dumpygoodness40864 жыл бұрын
@frederick dinsdale COOL DEFLECTION, BRO. (Oops: ADULTS never ever deflect. Only childish coward liars do.) CAPTAIN DISILLUSION disproves his opponents using facts. MY OPPONENTS just toss off Trumpster ad hominem insults as you did, you childish liar. Worse, you plagiarized HITLER's deflection! (Any idiot can just question the sanity of their opponent, you right wing loser.)
@malfi88674 жыл бұрын
The part before the real Captain Disillusion broke free, really touched my heart, no one wants to believe that innocent people died, I have family members that went through this, and it’s so hard to let go, but these tragedies are real, and we have to let go sometimes. ❤️
@alexbenavidez45004 жыл бұрын
My uncle is like this. It's less painful to think a shadowy organisation is behind a tragedy, than it is to accept that terrible things happen sometimes for seemingly no reason, by regular people acting alone, and it can't always be stopped One random person; just a civilian, having the power to end countless lives is a terrifying reality to accept and carry on living in, so claiming it must be the work of higher institutional powers actually makes them feel safer, because that means they're less likely to fall victim to a random guy with a gun having a bad day, and they have to actively piss off the government and be involved or by chance in the way of their convoluted schemes, to be in danger from them It hurts victims of actual tragedies to deny it ever happened because you can't accept that such things could just happen, without you being able to do anything about it.
@redditreadings31074 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@theperson80494 жыл бұрын
@@redditreadings3107 How people brush off tradgedies like 911 because they don't want to believe how unpredicatable things can be, so theh blame it on the government or call it a hoax
@redditreadings31074 жыл бұрын
@@theperson8049 no I Mean the part when he/she said when "the real disillusion broke free"
@matthewsplatthew4 жыл бұрын
@@redditreadings3107 He meant real captain disillusion, not the fake one AKA, zeitgeist
@0utOfSkill3 жыл бұрын
"And someone, even if they don't have our best interests in mind, was in control. Because if no one was in control, that would be terrifying." Simply an amazing line
@duckpeck94675 жыл бұрын
One of your best videos in my opinion. It encapsulates the spirit of channel incredibly well with the message about how to balance skepticism on the Internet. I think this proves that your channel is going to outlast most, you have a reason to debunk videos and a righteous ideal to spread.
@PerryStevPT5 жыл бұрын
"Learn to enjoy being wrong, the world might start making more sense" by CD, 2016 This is gold!
@TheRealFlenuan4 жыл бұрын
Too bad we still haven't learned
@thegamingkirby86964 жыл бұрын
I enjoy my life being wrong, I already know how the world works
@Sheeshiest4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy being wrong too much that i don't even know how it feels to be right.
@dumpygoodness40864 жыл бұрын
@@Sheeshiest I've got the opposite problem: since I was a little boy, i've ALWAYS proved everyone wrong (especially "experts")....and every day I BEG people to prove me wrong! (ALL I've ever wanted was to be wrong, b/c then it means some OTHER humans was correct, aka RELIABLE. I've never found a reliable human yet, and no one can find one!) ALL my predictions are NEGATIVE (EX: the next president will be a War Criminal and rapist, like the PREVIOUS 45!) (Cept maybe Carter.)
@Sheeshiest4 жыл бұрын
Dumpy Goodness lol most of the time im always the "correct" one in the arguement or discussion, i'd always find myself dumbed when talking about basic normal things but when it comes to more complex shit like philosophy or tech and stuff nobody i know really go along with me. I learned to live with being wrong because the people around me don't get how im right. Its like trying to argue with a wall, no matter how factual your points are a wall can only feel vibrations. It can't comprehend whats outside of it. well idk lol maybe im a fuckin 13yo feelin woke or some shit eitherway i still haven't met anyone talk about random topics as deep as i do lmao
@Profile__14 жыл бұрын
I really *REALLY* love the build up to 9/11. It felt very well handled with the hoax theories building up to a terrorist attack.
@cattocs3 жыл бұрын
*_CIA would like to know your location_*
@unexpected24752 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed how little sense this made without the video for context.
@riccipeasy2 жыл бұрын
@@unexpected2475 omg 😆😅
@NotUwU-_-2 жыл бұрын
The plane is edited, the building doesnt just collapsed like that,
@heatherperleberg78162 жыл бұрын
@@NotUwU-_- but it did
@twighailey1967 Жыл бұрын
This was my first time watching a Captain Dissolution video, what an introduction.
@TheVallin Жыл бұрын
Was my third Video. His most recient #Short was my first. But I agree! powerful stuff. Think I'm in love.
@ImaPizzaK Жыл бұрын
captain dissolution from ohio?
@professional.commentator Жыл бұрын
Probably the most horrifying introduction you can get. 😅 My first Captain Disillusion video was the one on the Sedona portal thing.
@heavy0119 Жыл бұрын
@@professional.commentator my first one was the floating city over china lol.
@professional.commentator Жыл бұрын
@@heavy0119 Oh yea that one was interesting!
@tenletters58895 жыл бұрын
"the all powerful and extremely well funded organization known as NASA" that's the best joke here
@Methoverbitches5 жыл бұрын
Ten Letters was well funded in the 60s not anymore though
@MotoCat915 жыл бұрын
@@Methoverbitches But not well funded enough to pull off more sophisticated CGI than the world would see for another half a century. It was literally cheaper and easier to actually go to the moon back then than fake it, which is the funniest part of those conspiracies to me
@Methoverbitches5 жыл бұрын
Of course, don’t forget about Russia not saying it was faked. The people that tracked the whole entire mission as our enemies.....
@liamwalton41835 жыл бұрын
@@MotoCat91 Also to keep it all realistic... they'd still have to build the rocket, as there were witnesses to the event of Launch. Plus you dont want it falling back down to Earth incase anybody saw... so escape trajectory is a must. So build a spaceship that can get to the moon, in order to fake it in a studio... That seems like a good plan...
@plsno.-.-52255 жыл бұрын
W e l l f u n d e d
@napoleonjewfro7 жыл бұрын
"not tonight honey, I have a headache" oh my, that line killed me
@Glace12216 жыл бұрын
Not tonight, honey, I don't feel so good.
@praesum24835 жыл бұрын
“Not tonight honey, I have a headache.” *proceeds to phase into the null realm*
@defexpenguin4 жыл бұрын
I scrolled through the comments looking for this one
@Oceanrex4 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!
@clemkadiddlehopper77054 жыл бұрын
I was sure waiting for "I have a haddock". Kip Adotta, Wet Dream
@timsopinion4 жыл бұрын
There were parts of this that almost made me tear up. So well said. Great video! I just discovered your channel yesterday and I've binged a ton so far. Don't know how I managed to miss it all this time but your content (and not just the content itself, but the way you view the world and express those views in subtle and really creative ways) is what sets you apart.
@alexbenavidez45004 жыл бұрын
"Because if no one was in control, that would be terrifying" Holy fuck, that's something I've learnt the hard way when interacting with conspiracy theorists. The fact that the amount of evidence and logic sometimes doesn't matter and never will matter to them, because their belief in conspiracies is tied to their sense of security about the world They often don't understand the sciences or complex nuances behind the forces that shape major events in the world, whether that be a natural disaster or political, and they know that terrible things happen, but they don't understand why and how, even when given explanations. But conspiracies give them an answer they *do* understand, and that's a big part of not just why they believe in it, but cling to it, even in face of evidence to the contrary it gives them a sense of understanding and security about the world, and especially if it involves placing the blame of terrible world events on secret societies They act as a scapegoat to pin the blame of awful things on, and it helps add meaning to terrible actions that would otherwise happen just because they sometimes can't be stopped or understood It also makes them feel like they have some kind of forbidden knowledge, like an elite privvy to something that the average layman doesn't know and this gives them a sense of power, as well as assuring their anxieties about being ignorant to how the world works Conspiracies offer them an explanation where only they know the truth instead of being completely lost and confused about the world, and giving up that sense of truth to accept that we are lost and ignorant to many things about the world is terrifying to them, so they simply never will.
@goncalocarneiro30434 жыл бұрын
I am afraid there is no solution, though. As long as the human braind has flaws, people will remain divided and act coherently and rationally in some instances while being irredeemable in others. What keeps us together is that thankfully there's a safe overlap between what is acceptable and asked for of the majority that keeps us in this passive aggressive state of peace sort of.
@skrufff4 жыл бұрын
This year has taught me a lot about how people think and see themselves, and comparing themselves to others. Thinking they're too good to wear a mask in public or denying that the situation is even real, denying it's existence or danger because "that's just what they want you to think". Even my own mother is convinced by psychopath right wing communities online that COVID was merely created in a lab in China and released upon the world for population control. Why? Because the thought of something like it being able to be manifested through sheer coincidence and scientific possibility is just too far-fetched for them. Why us? Why now? It MUST be intentional. China bad. That's the idea the west has been fed for decades. The same mother who told me to not believe everything you see on the Internet, but also believes COVID is a hoax, everyone from the east is out to get us, and that ghosts are real.
@mercy37654 жыл бұрын
This is also the reason for the existence of religion.
@stacyfamily4 жыл бұрын
@@skrufff Yeah, I mean engineered or natural, we need to stop blaming/complaining and start fixing, but of course anti vaxxers, vaccines are great but arguments such as population control killing off humans and unsafe vaccines does not support the fact that vaccine manufacturers want safe injections to profit. Most conspiracies only hold with real proof and facts, these make no sense unless you don't think deep. Making a dangerous vaccine does not mean profit for manufacturers, why would a vaccine manufacture want to make something of more harm, they will lose money seriously.
@JoshSweetvale4 жыл бұрын
@@mercy3765 To quote Satan in Doctor Who: "...Is that _your_ religion?" Doctor, dry mouth: "It's a belief..."
@Ranstone5 жыл бұрын
This was actually beautiful. People used to believe anything they were told, but now, people are just as stupid, but on the other side of the coin. People don't believe the wind because they can't see it. Trust is seen as weakness, and everyone is viewed as the enemy. Also, the "someone had to be in control" part was shockingly on point.
@fos14514 жыл бұрын
Ranstone i put myself in the middle actually, i don’t believe conspiracy theory but I will not say they are fake because I just a regular human being and still have weakness but I would still live my live as always, I will still vaccinate myself, I will still go to school, also I still have religion and etc
@SkimmerX4 жыл бұрын
People believe conspiracy crap they read online over what their science teachers taught them :(
@aidenaune70082 жыл бұрын
the zeitgeist seems to more represent both, he distrusts things he cannot perceive or that scare him, but he blindly trusts the alternative that there is some mysterious agitator. not only do they disbelieve reality, but they blindly follow the fabrication.
@sampletext9426 Жыл бұрын
@@SkimmerXunfortunately, can you say you completely trust med1a outlets and g0vernment news & statistics?
@LineOfThy4 ай бұрын
@@sampletext9426 but you can trust a random guy from facebook that you've literally never met
@Gleanix8 жыл бұрын
A month later and I'm still fucked up over the eyeball cut.
@chillout29196 жыл бұрын
Gleanix same
@kickinblond6 жыл бұрын
ditto p.s i'm gonna feel sick
@zer0ne836 жыл бұрын
Gleanix - Amen! Where was the warning, Alan, fuck dude!
@Dgbygvg6 жыл бұрын
No offense but if that grosses you out even after a month. You shouldn't be on the internet.
@zer0ne836 жыл бұрын
What Gleanix was most likely employing here, Fack Off, is a super-rare comedic device known as hyperbole. As complex and counter-intuitive as it may seem, his comment probably wasn't intended as a literal complaint of lasting/ongoing trauma caused by the eyeball cut clip. Likeeeee, no offense *hairtoss*, but maybe you shouldn't likeeee even BE on the internet. LOL, you fuckin' asshat.
@Saint_Infinity3 жыл бұрын
At 5:38 6 foot vs 5’11
@smv81024 жыл бұрын
Captain is actually a default cube but he edits himself into human shape.
@rumourplays4 жыл бұрын
Ya. I am caption
@whimsy56234 жыл бұрын
X
@rumourplays4 жыл бұрын
@@whimsy5623 lol
@small_SHOT4 жыл бұрын
*_R_*
@user74953 жыл бұрын
On minute 17:30 I saw him t-posing
@Nimbus36905 жыл бұрын
That control psychology segment was so powerful. We invent conspiracies that apply human control to chaotic events to secretly calm our own insecurities within a chaotic universe
@DungeonFreak795 жыл бұрын
That's also the basis for religion ;)
@Nimbus36905 жыл бұрын
@@DungeonFreak79 absolutely. A single point which has total control (God), and we puny humans can influence his decision by praying, effectively giving oneself a sense of control
@DeathBringer7695 жыл бұрын
Sometimes. Sometimes not (but waaaaaaaay less than people who love conspiracy theories like to imagine. However, it's unfortunately not always entirely untrue. A lot of mainstream people thought mass government surveillance of every phone line and Internet connection in America was BS before Snowden.) Moon landing 100% happened though.
@entrancemperium55064 жыл бұрын
@@DungeonFreak79 True, and religions have some extra twists. There is definitely the sweet comfort of not having to think for yourself, but also exploiting humans survival instinct (offering eternal life in exchange of unconditional submission & devotion to the doctrine)
@jorgepeterbarton2 жыл бұрын
@@DungeonFreak79 basically they elevate states into God's. BUT its more like a Gnostic faith where god is not benevolent, and more like an enslaver- a Demiurge. But that's the whole pretentiousness of conspiracy theories. Other than the conspiracy of conspiracies. Such as when CIA promoted UFO stories to hide actual military craft. Sure as hell is a big distraction to invent ridiculousness- it sucks everyone in, it can sway politics, it can control opinions (instead of critique and discourse its "hur hur conspiracy theorist so dumb- how is it people are such idiots!!!" - perhaps they are meant to be...) ..and just maybe it can bring in a certain ironic situation like a 'new world order'...hmm, its not like they can be anonymously started or anything, using an internet, where even qAnon is taken seriously.
@GaryIV5 жыл бұрын
Damn it Captain! Ever since you let Zeitgeist escape he's been busy online turning everybody into flat earthers!
@alleghanyonce4 жыл бұрын
He told me that vaccines caused autism and he is clearly a more credible source than actual scientists.
@sac144114 жыл бұрын
Bwahahahha XD
@Elijah420694 жыл бұрын
Really? I thought he was just whispering into a microphone.
@JAL_EDM2 жыл бұрын
4:15 how dare you Captain, you left amateurly alpha composited artifacts on those red wall pieces! Now you must suffer forever, unable to change it! MUAHAHA!!!
@ChillaxeMake5 ай бұрын
Does work as a cheap trick to get shadows, though. ;)
@AmaranthOriginal8 жыл бұрын
You honestly had me going "wait, what?" with the gator clip. Well played, Captain D. Well played indeed.
@directr42888 жыл бұрын
i thought it was fake because just like, how the fuck is an alligator that big even possible? like hooooly fucking shit. i live in a place where there's no alligators thooooo so it's not like i know much about them.
@kahbn8 жыл бұрын
Alligators continue to grow throughout their lives. The only limiting factor on their growth is their ability to find enough food to support their bodies. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_alligator#Size
@directr42888 жыл бұрын
kahbn i did not know that lol, must be a really damn old gator.
@kahbn8 жыл бұрын
That would be my guess, yeah. If it was commonly seen around the golf course, it might be getting some food from the golfers.
@AmaranthOriginal8 жыл бұрын
Quinn Dams I knew gators could get pretty huge, and there are sightings of this guy around the golf course. Still, the pixelation thing tripped me up because my eyes said that it was too much for the level of inflation.
@Rhewin5 жыл бұрын
This is still my favorite Captain Disillusion. It's one of the few resources I have showing the danger of being *too* skeptical. Skepticism based on fact is great. Based on feeling... well, not so much.
@Rhewin5 жыл бұрын
@Somali Pirate who pirates salami honestly whatever choice of wording you use is going to play into their narrative.
@loveyallyangu5 жыл бұрын
"Too much skepticism" becomes denial.
@llanfairpwlgwyngyll73315 жыл бұрын
@@loveyallyangu I agree.
@foxesandapples5 жыл бұрын
"Love with your heart, use your head for everything else."
@Rhewin5 жыл бұрын
@@loveyallyangu It's a balance, isn't it? Too skeptical and you get what he's showing in this video. Not skeptical enough and you believe everything. Yay!
@TheGreatDookieMan5 жыл бұрын
I hope someday that evil guy returns. And maybe CD his little cracks in his walls, slowly getting slightly larger with each video. Until, finally, BOOM - big reveal - HE’S BACK! Y’know what I mean?
@ProteinFromTheSea5 жыл бұрын
Actually, that scene uses a hard boiled egg. Think about it until you don’t feel disturbed, then thank me.
@ThatUnderscoreMemer5 жыл бұрын
Luke Roberts that would be cool
@quaketangular43795 жыл бұрын
That would be cool
@fattyacid76565 жыл бұрын
to be real i don't hope for that. this video was made to get a point across and nothing else. that point being the importance of telling real from fake. not to give CD some guy to fight. so i think it's a good idea to keep this a one time thing.
@sharathkr5 жыл бұрын
WHO?
@mcbadrobotvoice81557 жыл бұрын
"If you look at the pixels you can tell that it looks all wired and stuff"-paranormal hunters
@baguetteboy54665 жыл бұрын
as a resident of florida, I can confirm that it is made entirely out of alligators and we have to wrestle them on a daily basis to just get to work.
@iamthatoneguy78754 жыл бұрын
They forgot the alligator part when the founders of Florida named the land.
@MrHendrix174 жыл бұрын
That's why Captain D is so good at Special Effects, he was smart enough to pick up a hobby that kept him indoors
@Blitterbug4 жыл бұрын
You lucky, lucky bastard!
@edwardsheeran92204 жыл бұрын
That's not true.
@baguetteboy54664 жыл бұрын
@@edwardsheeran9220 well, CLEARLY you haven't been to Florida before...
@se.sp11626 жыл бұрын
Every comment is either about the eye slice or a quote from infinity war at 6:00
@jacobthomas89876 жыл бұрын
Or a mix between the both apparently
@mrmr33766 жыл бұрын
serg .pro1 y
@Ulva06 жыл бұрын
Or that’s literally only the top 2 comments and not “every comment”
@electriclizardwizard5 жыл бұрын
not mine
@theglobalgentlemen16945 жыл бұрын
se . sp1 this came out 2 years ago
@TheVallin Жыл бұрын
"Not tonight Honey, I've got a Headache." Best delivery ever!
@vyskochill487 Жыл бұрын
imho it reffers to another one classic (suspicous) phrase, which authenticity is subject of discussion xD..
@Yashahiro_6 жыл бұрын
Okay so we're just going to ignore the fact that he has that secret little jail behind his wall???
@pstrap13116 жыл бұрын
Crystal Clod no no no, he was kidnapped! That was Zeitgeist's lair made to look like Captain D's weird red room to fool us.
@Demiglitch6 жыл бұрын
He kept that little green alien in it
@eltiolavara96 жыл бұрын
shh
@kiyotakaayanokoji30656 жыл бұрын
Kinky
@mr.dinosuar73336 жыл бұрын
Howard the alien was kept there until he was freed to meme this hearth
@dbutch19767 жыл бұрын
This is the bravest video that has ever come from this channel. Congrats and well done! Two thumbs up, I only wish I had more thumbs.
@judebruwuh70306 жыл бұрын
Galactic Gamerpro he's making in real life
@daxtro54926 жыл бұрын
Well now you have 500
@judebruwuh70306 жыл бұрын
What was my comment I can't understand it
@kneeludog376 жыл бұрын
I have 3 more thumbs in my freezer. You can have one.
@judebruwuh70306 жыл бұрын
Oh I actually understand it now damn that my grammar was shit
@holymackerelthethird24788 жыл бұрын
Hey, this came out during a really bad existential point in my life. When you're depressed, anxious and paranoid you tell yourself that's the world. The big difference between me on a good day and me on a bad day, is that I'm "right" on the bad days and wrong on the good ones. All you can see is one outcome, only hopelessness and fear. I know this video wasn't directed at me specifically, but thank you for telling me I'm wrong. That's a little more hope to my day. Thank you.
@pandanym30658 жыл бұрын
Oh it's you
@milanbogdanovic22448 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE ALL TARTED UP AND YOU DON'T LOOK THE SAME
@Црногорац-ш5ж8 жыл бұрын
Jerma?
@owenbrasseaux38948 жыл бұрын
I HAVENT SEEN YOU SINCE LAST YEAR it took two months, but I got the reference.
@opiateconnoisseur59558 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting to see you here
@firstnamelastname0614 жыл бұрын
Reading these comments I think his point went right over people's head. This is easily his BEST video imo.
@nickvlahos70723 жыл бұрын
What was the underlying message?
@qwertybub54073 жыл бұрын
@@nickvlahos7072 learn to accept that things are real sometimes
@JasTB4 жыл бұрын
The moon was a paid actor
@ThatChester4 жыл бұрын
The moon was a princess from a southern tribe in the poles filled with water mages... oh wait wrong show.
@technocatification3 жыл бұрын
lol
@alwaysmeepin96093 жыл бұрын
Earth is also a paid acto
@SvanTowerMan18 күн бұрын
@@ThatChester That sucks buddy.
@afgncaapthegreat27068 жыл бұрын
That eyeball thing was too much, man
@shangrilawave8 жыл бұрын
It is from a famous movie.
@akisgeo8 жыл бұрын
+Kekkerheim What's the movie called?
@olitio068 жыл бұрын
"Un chien andalou" by Salvador Dali
@Beagelking8 жыл бұрын
+Kekkerheim Luis Buñuel - "Un perro andaluz"
@Jesses0018 жыл бұрын
Humans do have an instinctive reaction to seeing eye damage. our eyes are rather squishy, ha.
@Xetelian5 жыл бұрын
Oh no, KZbin tagged this with a 'btw moonlanding is real' tag because they don't understand this video was a gag.
@D_YellowMadness5 жыл бұрын
Ironically, those tags fuel the conspiracy theories by making people wonder why Google, a company who clearly has no interest in honesty & no obligation to set us straight, is so obsessed with a select few conspiracy theories.
@mentalcase42994 жыл бұрын
@@D_YellowMadness which still keeps it a mystery, just like they planned. Damn.
@dumpygoodness40864 жыл бұрын
@@D_YellowMadness I'm an EFFORTLESS scientist: "If literally EVERY OTHER THING THE USSA GOVT TOLD US DURING THE 1960s -- from Tobacco is GOOD for you, to Weed Is A Killer! to The Vietnam War is LEGIT! to Game SHows Are Real! to MLK is a BAD MAN to a billion more i can list off the top of my head -- LATER PROVED A LIE THEY ADMITTED TO...what are the chances they lied about the #1 topic they had to lie about? Hmmm!
@TheFlunkie4 жыл бұрын
but the moonlanding wasn't real
@aolson11114 жыл бұрын
@Virtual Rooster Contradicting your idiocy is thought policing, now?
@samuelhopely48533 жыл бұрын
The best part about this story to me is humanizing and sympathizing for people that believe these things, that the root of it isn't trying to be evil or offensive, but often a deniyal that bad things can happen and chaos is possible. Who would want to believe what happened at Sandy Hook? It's such a horrifying thought. After all, it's the first stage of grief to deny, and that's okay. As much as I've tried to learn to enjoy being wrong, I'm trying my best to recognize when people have a good reason to disagree with me, even if it's clear they're beliefs aren't based in reality. You continue to be relevant Captain.
@JimBob19373 жыл бұрын
I've tried working with such people, and have even turned a few around. One lady finally admitted she didn't actually believe in the vaccine conspiracy theory she was pushing and instead was just scared. However, most of them I have found are semi-dangerous people that are living outside of reality. Past a certain point you have to disengage with them or risk them coming after you (I've been accused of being paid off or part of the conspiracy before), as well as not supporting their views by refusing to acknowledge them. It's a tough world, and while I wish I could help them, and certainly humanize them, some are approaching mentally ill and needing more help than a simple discussion can provide.
@samuelhopely48533 жыл бұрын
@@JimBob1937 I follow your logic if the end goal is to change their mind. I do think we both know that such a thing is impossible. You can't save a drowning man if he thinks water is air. However in cases outside of life or death decisions like getting the vaccine, the stakes are just so much lower and sometimes it's good just to hear what they have to say, at least for me. Did Bush do 9/11? Most likely (absolutely) not. Does it matter if he did? Maybe, but we can all mourn the loss of so many people. Did Sandy Hook happen? If somebody is convinced it didn't, we can both agree that the loss of a child's life is a terrible thing and we should do everything we can to prevent such things. I'm not saying the goal is to find common ground, but it sure means a good deal to people when we can hear what they say but also hear what they mean. That said, man I have no idea how to help people that won't get the shot. Just breaks my heart.
@perciusmandate6 жыл бұрын
...Did someone seriously ask you to debunk hydrographic dipping? I... I feel bad for our society.
@tylerthegrimm6 жыл бұрын
Nextralife i always thought it was called hydro dipping.. I've had cups that have been dipped. Why would anyone think something as mundane as hydro graphics is a hoax?
@BlackShiftification6 жыл бұрын
tyler grimm Because it's amazing
@murrfeeling6 жыл бұрын
True story, Back when KZbin was young and I was not so old I saw a video of a huge balloon/inflatable structure shaped like a pig. It was some sort of sculpture project display thing inflated by a compressor. It also had a few clever motorized features, such as blinking eyes. Someone insisted that it couldn't be a balloon/inflatable. Why? Because they have never seen a balloon blink. It's classic "argument from ignorance".
@murrfeeling6 жыл бұрын
@Potwheelz Nope.
@murrfeeling6 жыл бұрын
@ Potwheelz It looks like you're not getting... everything. The first 4 examples were : Alligator - Gives weak debunk attempt, followed by evidence that it's real/feasible. "Alligator too big" is not a fact (given that the alligator in the picture look a little smaller than the record size of 15'9") it's more of an opinion held by someone who has not looked up alligator size ranges. Hover platform - Gives three skeptical questions, then answers them immediately, meaning he could not debunk it and it's real. Hydrographic printing - Is literally the third example. Are you making recursive sets? Moon landing - He just says that he doesn't believe demonstrable facts about physics and photography. What he's saying at 2:35 is a sarcastic parody of "argument form incredulity" the logical fallacy that is, basically, "I don't know how that work, so it can't work that way."
@jjkmovies8 жыл бұрын
That was absolutely incredible.
@jamalcolmson6 жыл бұрын
I want to see Zeitgeist come back. Genuinely frightening villain.
@joeabosssands24815 жыл бұрын
You know hes name come from a comic book hero right
@TC38Cole5 жыл бұрын
It's also the name of a very enlightening movie. Zeitgeist the Movie @zeitgeistthemovie.com
@NihlusKryik5 жыл бұрын
joe a boss Sands you know that it comes from 19th century German philosophy and means spirit of the times, right?
@knightofcydonia1192 Жыл бұрын
@@TC38Cole Screw that movie.
@TC38Cole Жыл бұрын
@@knightofcydonia1192 scared?
@kerrim19863 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the best episode of Captain D, it gave me the actual chills when he says to love with your heart and use your head for everything else
@Grapes-nk2vk4 жыл бұрын
The message in this is becoming more and more imperative for everyone to hear by the day.
@vidblogger124 жыл бұрын
Coming to you from May 2020. You're very right about that.
@matthewhubka63504 жыл бұрын
John Doe I appreciate how very very quickly it aged well. Like, that was before the 2 months before the pandemic hit the US
@finaldusk18218 ай бұрын
Still growing in relevance in 2024.
@Firepal3D7 жыл бұрын
The gradual black drips, wall cracks and broken voice really drive the point that something's wrong. You are the best.
@blackheartzerotheundergrou32256 жыл бұрын
I never saw this video until now and I figured something was up at 10-seconds in... That and the Thumbnail gave away that something was up...
@dragoncurveenthusiast6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the hair! It also changed gradually
@47streetcop964 жыл бұрын
Florida: "Mass of alligators shaped like a peninsula". As a native Floridian I agree with this description.
@Samwow4 жыл бұрын
As a fellow floridian, I can confirm this. Going outside can be tough when the ground is made of scales and teeth.
@surprisedchar24584 жыл бұрын
It’s not completely accurate. It doesn’t account for the miles deep layer of meth just before the mantle.
@thenumberfour64554 жыл бұрын
This description also leaves out the mass of unmuffled trucks present in the rural areas
@JohnSmith-qy1wm3 жыл бұрын
And the giant flying cockroaches.
@honkinggoose1723 жыл бұрын
@@surprisedchar2458 did you mean: Bud Lite
@ed17269 ай бұрын
0:54 I love how the lines which are supposed to follow the legs are all animated cartoonishly.
@therealestfortex6 жыл бұрын
What if he didn't predict infinity war. But infinity war copied him. Hmmm.....
@genericidiot25006 жыл бұрын
He still predicted it, didn’t he?
@therealestfortex6 жыл бұрын
@@genericidiot2500 kinda
@Ferny1981Utube5 жыл бұрын
@@therealestfortex Care to explain? I think you mean the videogame... Rewatching the episode right now to double check... No, still not got it :/
@therealestfortex5 жыл бұрын
@@Ferny1981Utube ???
@matthewperry5515 жыл бұрын
Infinity war did copy him
@bones54506 жыл бұрын
*Not tonight honey, I have a headache*
@TheAtomaton5 жыл бұрын
How many time I have heard that from the wife...RIP.
@MAGNETO-i1i8 жыл бұрын
THE EYEBALL THING WAS FUCKED UP.
@dalf228 жыл бұрын
It's from an old movie... Dalí was involved in it. It's called "Un Chien Andalou". It's really weird, but the eye scene is not real, it's an animal eye.
@jim401358 жыл бұрын
It was indeed. It's from a film called "Un Chien Andalou" by surrealist Salvador Dali. It was so shocking it caused a scandal in 1929.
@rustedcan93138 жыл бұрын
Christ, he could have warned me. Now my fear of getting pieced in the eyeball by small pointy objects is further present.
@MAGNETO-i1i8 жыл бұрын
So what if it's from a movie, it is still disturbing as fuck!
@gamertimeheehoo8 жыл бұрын
I remember this shit being featured in a game. An indie game called Hunger or Hungry or something. You had to literally recreate the scene, and slice the moon, which had turned into an eyeball, with a straight razor. Then you go to sleep and are eaten by ants. Cheery game.
@Paper_Brain4 жыл бұрын
I think it's interesting he didn't just say "No u r stupid" He actually talks about why somebody might want to say these things are fake, and why you don't have to worry about that stuff
@__-cd9ug7 жыл бұрын
*Captain D:* _censors words like "shit"_ *also Captain D:* _shows eyeball extract from Un Chien Andalou_
@brettvv74756 жыл бұрын
@Ratko Mladic - Hah! This one got an actual chuckle out of me.
@blackheartzerotheundergrou32256 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that wasn't the real Captain Disillusion at the time...
@TheCamCrawford7 жыл бұрын
that was just a really inspiring video. thank you.
@zim1298 жыл бұрын
why the fuck did this make me emotional? debunk that pls
@BoGardiner8 жыл бұрын
Heh, me too.
@ScottJoC7 жыл бұрын
Not tonight honey, I have a headache
@waltanthony19887 жыл бұрын
because it touches on something that is plaguing our society. just look at the malicious use of the word "fake" theses days .... and in the face of this madness, the words he spoke at the end where touching. it was a good video with a great message
@AdamBechtol7 жыл бұрын
I'd think the music has a big part to do with it.
@EjvindGEMDark7 жыл бұрын
It's the fact that it explains conspiracy theorists quite well, and helps you empathise with them. They're just scared.
@whatawa18553 жыл бұрын
The little hand motion in "the zeitgeist tends to change" is so terrifying and evil, and it's amazing. I love this video SO much!
@dakonkorroto99506 жыл бұрын
6:00 I don't feel so good.
@krthemaster47946 жыл бұрын
Your likes would be triple if you said "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good"
@zachpaw6 жыл бұрын
KrTheMaster everyone gets where this is from. Maybe he only has 44 likes because it's a 3 week old comment on a 1 year old video.
@pread74916 жыл бұрын
zachpaw legit
@kodikoleno5556 жыл бұрын
The duck Is Lit Mr.Stark
@lacno296 жыл бұрын
Well, he look like thanos
@rubymimosa7 жыл бұрын
You have clarified something for me, I could never understand disaster deniers but your explanation of anxiety driven “that’s too horrid to have happened” makes sense. I thought it was a symptom of increased societal depression as such rampant belief in conspiracy theories seems like coping tools. Thank you
@DreamcastGuy8 жыл бұрын
Just stumbled on your work for the first time. This is AMAZING! I'm going to binge watch all your work now. Keep it up!!
@rayredondo81603 жыл бұрын
This video suddenly became more real to me this year with half the planet seeming to believe COVID doesn't exist, despite me knowing people who have suffered and died. Please, world, use your head. And if you won't do that, listen to the people who are.
@dawidek42673 жыл бұрын
I had covid myself and not much happened, however my stepfather died because of it (rude shit deserved it anyway)
@ConspiracyStuff8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for continually stimulating our critical thought sectors. Excellent work as always, Captain.
@stardreamer89968 жыл бұрын
Notice me senpai.
@PictureQA8 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect you here.
@MattMajcan6 жыл бұрын
miss you guys so much
@s71402san6 жыл бұрын
But besides critical thinking itself, we should cull the society of those who don't. That way, we will make the society better and more efficient of handling itself.
@sampletext94262 жыл бұрын
@@s71402san so the entire @mer1ca?
@jondabron54965 жыл бұрын
Not tonight honey I have a headache Lmao Everybody's ignoring it because of the eyeball thing
@elitesmoothie18595 жыл бұрын
I dont feel so good
@RKroese5 жыл бұрын
Not tonight, honey. I have a headache. Just another lie by Zeitgeist.
@nanoa48635 жыл бұрын
"learn to enjoy being wrong" thanks that word will stick in my brain until i died
@l0cr2605 жыл бұрын
is there something wrong with it or are you saying it’s good
@nanoa48635 жыл бұрын
it's good
@cheesecake0015 жыл бұрын
Past tense died???
@coreblaster68095 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was making a joke about him being wrong is bad... when that's so extremely missing the point that I hope to god that's not it
@freevbucks80195 жыл бұрын
and then respawned
@goncalocarneiro30434 жыл бұрын
I have seen this video about three or four times over the course of these years... Each time I do, I feel like I can comprehend even more about it. And this last one right now is no different, my enlightenment has reached a new peak. See you in a couple years, Captain. I'll surely come back.
@JustPietzche8 жыл бұрын
My 10-year-old son wants to know, "do you sleep in a debunk bed?"
@chistinelane7 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes he does.
@JohnJones19877 жыл бұрын
He used to live in a bunk bed, but then he lost his job, couldn't pay the bills, and ultimately got debunked.
@jarodnewman55357 жыл бұрын
You're son definitely did not say that.
@Julie-ys7ws6 жыл бұрын
Jarod Newman Oh, he is son most definitely did.
@pedroff_16 жыл бұрын
Noot Noot best reply ever ...
@nizcomix37215 жыл бұрын
aligator too big -Captain Disillusion, 2016 colorized
@itrest5 жыл бұрын
I hate how people uses "Colorized word" for nonsence jokes
@jotarojoestar5145 жыл бұрын
Lol u copy this joke
@thesystemslayer76424 жыл бұрын
Cap d: greeting children also cap d: showing Razer blade over eye
@baldrickthesphereofamusement3 жыл бұрын
I didnt know Razer made knives...
@theanimator30703 жыл бұрын
@@baldrickthesphereofamusement kinda bc razors used to look like knifes or a switch blade
@dawidek42673 жыл бұрын
You need to teach children about the world, and teach them that cutting your eyeball is not good, i see nothing wrong
@MrDrokkul4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching for years and still come back and watch this episode all the time. Its amazing!
@thethatdude92187 жыл бұрын
Hello kids! _eyeball cut_
@TheZaz9696 жыл бұрын
That fucking hurt to watch
@PlanetKhaos6 жыл бұрын
You can blame Dali for that one.
@chillout29196 жыл бұрын
Same
@namesurname71726 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Salvador Dali!
@rich10514146 жыл бұрын
I am still cringing. I can't get it out of my head... help!
@donottrustgoogle6158 жыл бұрын
Wow, too much sarcasm. You've got good content and good production values. Take the sarcasm back down to level 1 and you'll nail it.
@CaptainDisillusion8 жыл бұрын
OMG, thank you! I'm SO gonna do that.
@ocksee8 жыл бұрын
I'm sensing sarcasm here. I hope it was a level 1 otherwise we'll have problems.
@SoulSukkur8 жыл бұрын
Well that's worthy of a slow clap if anything
@TheDindonDodu8 жыл бұрын
h
@V.elociraptor8 жыл бұрын
Is it okay if I practice Sarcasm at a level 1.5? I like to live on the edge. Message me if I'm expressing myself incorrectly in any other way. Thanks bud.
@nightsoldier74628 жыл бұрын
that moment when you wonder why this channel has less subs than keemstar
@Hosey19848 жыл бұрын
Because the hordes of imbeciles are attracted to other imbeciles.
@trashl0rd8 жыл бұрын
That and it just becomes hard to stand out in a sea of content...some rise slowly.
@DrZombieMoogle8 жыл бұрын
cuz he hasn't accused anyone of being a pedophile, i guess
@KT-Buf697 жыл бұрын
Night Soldier because people are silly
@AttilaAsztalos7 жыл бұрын
Wait, who's Keemstar? Oh, hang on, I know - that dude Grade A dislikes...
@gabor62594 жыл бұрын
- My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive. - *[deep voice]* No. I am the fastest. - Who are you? - *[deep voice]* My name is ZEITGEIST. I'm your latest enemy and I'm here to make you a brainless zombie. _superfast music starts to play_ Seriously Zeitgeist is the best villain name ever.
@focalpoint._5 жыл бұрын
And always remember, if Captain D doesn’t say “Love with your heart, use your head for everything else.” It’s probably Zeitgeist.
@shik74435 жыл бұрын
KingDog he never says it on his Quick D series... O H S H I T
@creepy74765 жыл бұрын
Except for that one sad episode with the Disney debunk that was a dark ending
@ethannelson86564 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the moon landing was on a sound-stage on mars.
@perturbthepixel14104 жыл бұрын
Venus*
@richardsantalone93804 жыл бұрын
@@perturbthepixel1410 *Jupiter
@devilflier41824 жыл бұрын
Bunny Gamer GD - Adafcaefc Pluto*
@indigo-arts4 жыл бұрын
*Saturn
@thekornreeper4 жыл бұрын
*Neptune
@jerri19186 жыл бұрын
dangit now my eye feels weird and i feel the urge to protect it
@PeterfoxUwU6 жыл бұрын
me to man
@pendalink6 жыл бұрын
wear goggles 24/7
@baker72805 жыл бұрын
Pony 2.0 too*
@thatguythatplaysgames32215 жыл бұрын
Same
@redearslider25763 жыл бұрын
"The power to tell real from fake doesn't come from being a world expert or mistrusting everything you see, it comes from a honest willingness to change your opinions or beliefs based on new facts. So learn to enjoy being wrong, the world might start making more sense. You won't feel quite as out of step with the rest of humanity, your words won't cause needless pain to people who have suffered real tragedies, and the words of others won't sway you into believing myths over truth. You'll be able to love with your heart, but use your head for everything else."
@boonestube7 жыл бұрын
i LOVE the message you've put out in this video --- humanity, kindness & empathy. Good on you, CD.
@KevinGeneFeldman6 жыл бұрын
Yeah and its all totally meaningless and totally void of purpose as an atheist.
@KevinGeneFeldman6 жыл бұрын
No, you have absolutely zero moral framework without God, there is nothing good or bad, you have just arbitrarily decided that something is bad and something is good. Morality is exclusive to human-kind, nothing else living or non-living is subject to it, it doesn't even exist, it's a complete non-factor. The Cheetah doesn't consider the morality in killing a Zebra. The death of a Zebra is neutral, its simply transitioning its material structure from a Zebra back to the elements of the Earth it came from. Your feelings of pain and suffering are no different than happiness and pleasure, its all just electric impulses to separate parts of the brain. Show me where in the universe there is any moral necessity for you to be alive and human? To feel good or be happy? You really don't even exist, you're just an illusion of a living independent soul, what suggests that its abhorrent for someone to forcefully transition you from the form of a human being to being the dirt of the Earth? We call that murder, but you're just star dust, you're made from the same stuff as everything else, what in the universe has judged that you have a right or a moral choice in what state of matter you exist as? Is it morally wrong for the sun to wipe out planets or entire galaxies? No, it's simply restructuring matter into other forms. Everything you arbitrarily judge on moral grounds without God is arguing that the trajectory of energy is subjectively disposed to prosecution predicated on your emotional interpretation. You don't have a right to exist, your atomic form is meaningless, why is it wrong for someone to rearrange your atoms? You'll be that form anyway, with no judge, no account, certainly no memory it will literally be as if you never existed at all and that is most especially true when all humans die, so why should you live longer? You won't even know that you lived at all, nobody will, we'll just return back to black empty non-existence while the lifeless existing matter of infinite space continues its trajectory. In fact, you don't even have a choice, every particulate of energy had its course decided the instant it exploded in the big bang. Your thoughts, your feelings, even this entire moral construction you've fabricated is the course of physics energy predetermined upon the instant it was set out on its initial path. The impulses of my brain are nothing but the course of energy that physics has already dictated its path. That is if you're an atheist who believes there is no God. You don't have morality, there is no such thing in your world and whatever you arbitrarily invent and call morality isn't, there is no objective good or bad in a Godless reality where EVERYTHING is just the transitioning forms of matter.
@KevinGeneFeldman6 жыл бұрын
Oh I fully and completely believe in God. It's questions like this that have solidified that notion in my mind. When people say you don't need God to be moral, I argue that God IS morality, because there is nothing else in the entire universe where this exists except in the human brain, the one and only subject of Gods arbitrary dictation for behavior. I just find no reason to believe that time, matter, energy, the function form and purpose of all energy and its interaction with all things could create itself, by itself, before it existed in a dimension that simultaneously created itself, by itself, before it existed, in infinite amounts from a finite point of finite size at the very inception of time which also created itself, by itself, before it existed. Logically I see that God MUST exist. Whatever force of creation that could create all this, you would simply have to call it God. I'm suggesting there is no framework to draw from from the atheists perspective that could argue morality as a concept. They will make arguments like, we don't like to feel pain so we decided that causing pain is immoral. This doesn't exist among animals and their constant daily slaughtering of other living creatures hasn't undone any species perpetuation. Furthermore pain and murder is nothing but brain signals reaching different lobes and death being nothing but transitioning matter into another form, no more or less important. So the atheist will argue morality as a point for survival, but there is no moral argument for survival, there is no such thing as survival. Your matter will never be destroyed, it can't be, it will just exist eternally in different forms. So I don't see how an atheist can be OUTRAGED at things like murder or torture, theft and lying, because what is any of that but the trajectory of energy in a meaningless universe of which we are SO INFINITESIMAL that you could argue we don't even really exist in comparison. Theft is matter moving from one location to another, death is matter recycling itself, torture is just a different nerve pathway of the same energy, lying is improperly recording physical reality through subjective memories, memories are finite so when you die your memory just becomes energy coursing through something else. You can see how bleak this all is in truth, because nothing is actually real from an atheists perspective, consciousness is just your randomly arranged neural pathways and physical makeup, it's a lie, a trick fooling itself. Once you ad God does morality as a concept make sense, does individual consciousness make sense, are our actions actually our own and gives purpose and importance to the subjectiveness of our lives. Atheists don't actually know that their moral comprehension is instinctually defined by God, they believe they came up with this code of conduct on their own, God is morality and the only reason we behave like we do is because of the subjective line drawing by a judgmental higher power. Without God nothing matters, everything is neutral because the laws of physics never becomes unbalanced. Us being human, living and happy is no different to all our human composition being redistributed back amongst the earth in the form of earth, trees, plants and water.
@KevinGeneFeldman6 жыл бұрын
The thing about questioning how and why everything exists is that its inherently contradictory to us instinctively. We know that if there is a chair then some creative entity designed and assembled it, for it to be, it had to be made. The laws of physics dictate that matter can't be created, yet the infinite matter, all of which that has or ever will exist spontaneously created itself at the inception of time. Logically if the big bang is an after, we have to ponder about the other side which is the before. We know that nothing in our reality has the ability to create itself, it doesn't have the ability to design or replicate, it can't make new, so it certainly can't make itself especially before it even existed. We are forced to rationalize that there is something before the big bang, the problem is, if anything but God is before the big bang, we are just perpetually chasing the answer, moving the goal post farther and farther away because at SOME POINT there has to be an absolute beginning. To argue that existence has infinitely existed is to argue there is the concept of infinity and time and dimensions and the makings of which to form matter and all things that exist, how are these things real and how is reality real? This is the contradictions of finite existence that necessitates cause and effect. We MUST be looking at a creative force that could design all of this and how it all works, this isn't a glitched out chaotic mess of incompatible creation, it works perfectly as if it was all set up and then sparked into existence by the will of its designer. Whether you are picturing a Jesus like figure in the clouds or not, that creative force would be OUR creator and therefore you would logically call it God. God being the creator of time would therefore be beyond the bounds of time, not restricted by it. This eliminates the question of "What was before God" because time is only a function of our reality, if God created that reality he exists beyond the scope of all the limitations and rules and concepts that form our ability to understand. Logically there has to exist something greater than our dimension of existence, because ours came from something, it literally exploded into what is arguably infinity that confines us. We have no hope, no ability, no possible way to even observe let alone reach the boundaries of our dimension, this is a power of constraint only possible from God. Space is so incomprehensibly huge and mysterious as a message, it tells us we are small, we are nothing, we can never hope to defy the limits imposed upon us, we cannot escape from it, we are the minuscule product of the creator that made all of this and still he chose us to be the most important thing in all of it. Every human society has come up independently with the concept of God, instinctually by the nature of our surroundings. We look up at the sun and the stars and the sky and we all think "how?" "why?" "what could do all this?" They find God in the wrong things for sure, they create Gods, but God as a concept is designed into our brains, we know nothing makes sense until we realize a being of power and creation is at the end of it. That's what I've come to realize, people expect I'll wave the Bible at them and that will make them believe in God, but if they don't respect the authority of the Bible then the message of the Bible wont persuade them. Thats why I argue for the existence of God as necessitated by the logical questions of existence itself, that I think people will come to the conclusion that God must exist and then question which God is the real one after.
@KevinGeneFeldman6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I could help out and give some new perspective.
@ronaldmclaughter99937 жыл бұрын
THAT, was beautiful. Actual art. Thank you.
@FISHGOMOO43218 жыл бұрын
You deserve far more than 200k subs. You are fantastic.
@TheArsenalgunner288 жыл бұрын
Ino right? The editing and effects are awesome. Yet LeafyIsHere gets 4m in a year.
@TheArsenalgunner288 жыл бұрын
***** not entirely. I play games all the time, I even make my own videos and edit them as much as possible...but I still love this shit. From a creative stand point, its awesome. Debatably the best shit I've ever seen on youtube for a while. Dont get me wrong...kids are idiots, but when I was young, the internet had only just been granted to teens and senior school students. So there was no place for them to express their immaturity publicly to masses of people...we may have been as dumb and naive given the chance. Besides, I have a good thousand or so young ppl watching my vids and I try to make them as edited as I possibly can from a laptop. They appreciate good editing so I'm sure they'd appreciate this. This guy jus needs exposure
@youngwmhs52298 жыл бұрын
WAKE ME UP INSIDE meh I dunno about all that
@sulfurfiend12377 жыл бұрын
and he have 360k now so things are on good trucks
@spooderman43967 жыл бұрын
The content he does is not very mainstream
@pixxelwizzard4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I didn't discover CD until a few weeks ago. What an amazing youtuber. Smart writing, great production values, informative, and entertaining.
@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls8 жыл бұрын
Vastly high quality and underappreciated
@brandonm61536 жыл бұрын
Malcolm fuckin reynolds.
@___Truth___8 жыл бұрын
We should have philosophy 101: critical thinking, for elementary and middle school students. Itd help them understand rationale and logic, instead of being disillusioned from what the government and media tell them, and us.
@wilberrosales63458 жыл бұрын
Have you taken Philosophy 101? I'm interested, but not sure
@MS-ze9si8 жыл бұрын
But the government own the schools...
@___Truth___8 жыл бұрын
I have taken philo 101 btw.
@smith5493718 жыл бұрын
Well, the curriculum is set by the government and the politicians would definitely prefer less people to be able to think for themselves as possible.
@___Truth___8 жыл бұрын
i was implying if the government wanted the best for people. That can also be something to press your senators, governors, and public officials on, "Dont you want the best for the youth and people?"
@triple7marc4 жыл бұрын
6:00 “Mr. Disillusion, I don’t feel so good...”
@teminus13 жыл бұрын
MAN- "Love with your heart but use your head for everything else" really got to me after his final speech at the end of this episode. I never expected to tear up while watching one of Captian's videos
@ognjentasic75376 жыл бұрын
He literally atracks an extreme version of himself into wich he almost turned, wich was effecting the minds of his viewers, and that takes real bravery. Not only seeing you're leading people down a dark path but literally realising you're becoming a villain and letting the good part of you kick his ass. Good on you, D. Good on you
@christophechattou56936 жыл бұрын
Not to hate, but it's which, not wich
@MaoDev6 жыл бұрын
??????????????
@filipmisic63816 жыл бұрын
Gle kad nisam jedini Srbin odje. pozz
@octave81736 жыл бұрын
wow ..
@isenhelldtheskunk18993 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of my favorite videos on KZbin. It teaches people the mentality of people who believe in conspiracies big or small. The most impactful moment is when he says his normal catchphrase but with all the context of the video, it makes us understand that the first part "love with your heart." Has its own multiple of meanings like "Use your brain for everything else." It's to not put your heart into overthinking everything and to have sympathy for others so that your own selfish needs or thoughts don't get in eachother's way. One of the best messages a video could have.
@dawidek42673 жыл бұрын
disgusting furry
@matewut3 жыл бұрын
@@dawidek4267 what does that have to do with their comment?