The Unholy World of Jesus Games - Caddicarus

[@Caddicarus]

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[@juliodaguy]

Ok

[@sussygodjira3789]

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@donaldtrumpling2016]

Raid is still a game? I thought after everyone realized it's bad they stopped taking sponsors lmao

[@eggdoglord8785]

Invade dark mythics

[@Jok3r420]

Finally we missed ya mate great vid appreciate ya happy holidays mate!

[@BeesechurgerProductions]

Me: *literally in bed preparing to go to sleep* Caddy: "Do you have an hour to talk about our lord and savior?!"

[@Spuub]

Every night, I pray on the holy jhonson, apologizing for put a can of beans in the toaster

[@CerealAmoeba800]

Yes

[@anthonytheyelmet9636]

Me: OH YES BUT PLAY PEPPA POGGERS ON THE (black people swear) SWITCH OR THE PUSS SALIVATE 4 OR 5

[@thatoneguy1820]

I’m in the exact same situation. It’s 12:27 am. Please help

[@Dabernsta]

An hour is a lofty estimation when I replay literally every joke I come across like the immature idiot I am

[@DSDLKPB]

I love how Caddy seriously went to a church, placed a game there, and put that picture in there just for a gag. That is absolutely hilarious to me.

[@lelandatkinson5470]

Good thing nobody stole that game before Caddy recorded the shot, otherwise that would’ve been very awkward

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@lelandatkinson5470 We'll assume they got there with the game and he put it down between shots.

[@sexysoup631]

and he had to print out the photo

[@queerpossum6484]

I've spot a basil pfp >:) good taste

[@jenniferbender7588]

@@queerpossum6484 Same.

[@BirchMonkey857]

"The neighbor is jumping around dressed as Jesus with a Guitar Hero controller. Should I be worried?" "Oh, you just moved here. That's Jim, you'll get used to him."

[@GiratinaofFury]

The Traumatic World of being Caddy's Neighbor.

[@ALittleBitCheesy]

@@GiratinaofFury "Why is there a man dressed as sonic and saying he's mickey mouse and I saw him burning the guy game and he emerges from bins" "That's Jim"

[@morshulinton4112]

@@GiratinaofFury "Honey, that Jim fellow is playing in the trash without his shirt again."

[@tencents6]

"Does..does...does he always do this?" "Not always. Sometimes he swims around in rubbish." "...Now I'm scared."

[@LT-sy3on]

@@morshulinton4112 4:32 “And now he’s creepily walking down the street with an inflatable assault rifle”

[@zyq9388]

As a catholic that story at the beginning is the best and most accurate retelling of Jesus I’ve ever heard

[@LuckyHicks2]

“RUN, JESUS, RUN - THE FEDS ARE AFTER YOU” is also accurate.

[@SentinelPrime675]

Same here, watching this video is even now part of my Christmas traditions.

[@FCT5809]

I am also Catholic and remember many Kingdom Hearts references at mass.

[@henryapplebottom7231]

Susej

[@SentinelPrime675]

@@henryapplebottom7231 ruo dorl , dna roivas Susej Tsirhc

[@PVolkovX]

This episode is insanely chaotic even for Caddie’s standards but the “Yas Queen of Peace” made me finally lose it. I’ve been reborn and now I love Jesus more than ever.

[@spawnof200]

MIGHTY MISTER

[@exudeku]

Breaking the Policemen? Based and Amen-pilled

[@SuperPlaytendo]

Yas Queen of peace

[@matthewbuckley7757]

This is definitely one of his funniest videos it cracks me up so much.

[@time4manmode945]

18:36 one flew over the cuckoo’s nest anyone

[@DovahPoot]

I dont know why, but the part where he shouts "I AM YOUR DADDY AND YOU ARE MY BITCH" as Jesus beating up Santa almost has me on the floor each time i come across it

[@quantumblur_3145]

He barely sounded like himself, it's like a different shrieking youtuber of olde possessed him in that moment

[@JUMPYCOOL]

ITS TOO FUNNY!!!

[@softjasper543]

7:33 thIs mOMENT MAKES ME WHEEZE EVERYTIME SBCBNS

[@angryoliver0647]

@@softjasper543 I want that hot wheels garage set but the size of it is probably insane

[@mackback319]

@@quantumblur_3145 i need to know who

[@jamespocelinko104]

"Mate, what's your neighbor doing dressed as Jesus?" "Oh that's just Caddy, don't mind him."

[@scottgaultney]

"Mate, he's carrying a loo in his yard... and now he's throwing it to the ground." "He does that. Just ignore him."

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

"That's just Jim. He's a KZbinr." "Say no more."

[@niveth1]

10:48 "Why is your neighbor stomping on bread while carrying two fishes and then screaming?" "That is just Jim, he makes videos. he does that sometimes so ignore him

[@stingerjohnny9951]

With all the comments here, I now want a sitcom about Caddy’s neighbors XD

[@dr.altoclef9255]

"Oh that's that neighbor lad, he tends to have weird manic episodes whenever a camera's on him. Young people today are so energetic."

[@NicksUniverseYT]

9:12 honestly I can't say I DIDN'T expect it, but the fact that he printed that out, put it in an Anime Jesus game, put it in a church, and probably isn't allowed back is the funniest thing to me.

[@zaiden2becausejustzaidenisused]

i imagine its a booked location considering hes talked abt it before, either way still funny

[@neox5642]

Her names uzaki. She's from Uzaki chan wants to hang out. Don't ask why I know or HOW I know.

[@NicksUniverseYT]

@@neox5642 🤨

[@BirdBoxAdobo]

​@@neox5642 i also found the artist. It's kuavera

[@erikfrommeyer2606]

“A man had a beard. And they loved it so much, they banded together to form Organization XIII” I’m already enjoying this

[@boshwa20]

I'm so glad caddy can make these jokes now

[@Sillylilgrill]

Lol

[@DeadBoneJones]

Xudajs the Apostle

[@SuperPlaytendo]

Yas Queen of peace made me laugh for minutes on end!

[@NeoSaturos123]

So in a comparison of Organization XIII to the Apostles, who would represent Judas Iscariot? Roxas? Axel? Maybe Xigbar? Would Saix be Peter, Paul, or somebody else?

[@PelinalDidNothingWrong]

I'm not Christian but I genuinley love how Christians are laughing with Caddy on what can often be a touchy subject for some

[@saanpeco1557]

They have a good sense of humor if they watch Caddy.

[@CoffeeCramps]

That’s because I think as a Christian, that humor comes from God-he doesn’t take life too seriously after all

[@dogenasus1717]

I doubt that many of Caddy's viewers are religious. And this will certainly upset people depending on where you show it.

[@fillerbunnyninjashark271]

Good thing they're not Muslim

[@EskChan19]

To be fair, regardless of what you believe in, laughing at a bad game is always fun, it's not like Caddy is saying god is dumb. He's just saying these games are. And i doubt that a christian would really want their faith to be represented by games like... these...

[@guineapork6830]

Imagine that you go outside to relax and you see an adult man dressed like jesus stepping on breads and flailing stuffed fish like a madman

[@oddcrafter1270]

Behold, the Second Coming!

[@P-P-Panda]

@@oddcrafter1270 LOL

[@rocksnrolls]

" Looks like Jim found the pcp stash... get the popcorn."

[@SpiderandMosquito]

I don't know that sounds like an average day in the uk

[@thatoneguy1870]

Oh, I do that on the daily

[@supersmashbrosultimatewarr4522]

Game Timestamps: 3:16 Run, Jesus Run! 4:48 Save Jesus 6:45 Fight of Gods 9:02 Jesus 10:45 Five Loaves ~ 2 Fishes 19:57 Galilee 24:36 Jesus Christ RPG 27:47 Rise Jesus Christ RPG 27:51 Baby Jesus Christ RPG 29:49 Fluffy & God's Amazing Christmas Adventure 35:16 Fist of Jesus 37:54 Pathway to Jesus 42:15 Miracles of Jesus 47:47 The You Testament 51:37 The Secrets of Jesus 54:31 Jesus in Space 58:50 Jesus in The Matrix

[@Legovader69]

Jesus Christ man

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@Legovader69 Indeed.

[@marquis911]

19:54 He bought a 14-foot trampoline just to do this gag. His dedication is unbelievable.

[@snowdrop6774]

ong

[@yew8707]

@@snowdrop6774 I LOVE UR PFP

[@-voiddemoni-9243]

@@snowdrop6774 THEYRE RIGHT ITS A NICE PFP

[@yew8707]

@@-voiddemoni-9243 mawile gang represent

[@Funkykid_silly]

Bro’s computer is breaking

[@AbbyMizuki]

I love how Caddy subtly hides the fact that he doesn’t actually like playing Raid everytime they sponsor him.

[@evandaymon8303]

I mean he and his family need to eat but at least he makes it clear that he doesn’t like the game but doing it for paycheck.

[@cassiebarber4669]

I agree raid is crap I played for 10 minutes and got bored and uninstalled it

[@kobiimac5131]

@@cassiebarber4669 play for 20 minutes left on my phone for almost a year and then deleted it when it took up too much space

[@scou1yy]

i mean the game is crap

[@statesminds]

@@evandaymon8303 yeah I don't blame him for taking a sponsor. Glad he shows what he really thinks tho

[@tommaw3204]

The infrequent interactions Caddy has with the Jesus statue throughout this video, with each one getting more intense as the statue becomes disappointed in Caddy are absolute gold.

[@Jesoysauce]

Uh

[@huntergraham702]

Religious horror in a nutshell

[@Jesoysauce]

@@huntergraham702 lol

[@MyNameisRevenant]

@@huntergraham702 a new horror subgenre

[@ZackT9225]

​@@MyNameisRevenant ok so I would love to play a game like that

[@pesss_7681]

i love how in the description it says they were allowed to film in the restaurant, yet it doesnt say they were allowed to film inside the church XD

[@BananaCatsnotanalysed]

its his house he is awlways allowed to

[@WW1N73R]

aren't churches a public place? i'm fairly certain he's allowed to

[@jodipearson567]

I loved it when he said “oh my Dad” instead of “oh my God”, just because he was dressed as JC. Really cracked me up

[@markobighead3173]

I, too, got the joke.

[@Scrybe_of_Sass]

I enjoy how you refer to him as JC like he's a rapper

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@Scrybe_of_Sass Well, that is his name, JC Denton.

[@maxsteinhoff2412]

@@mikeoxlong1395nah, Johnson Carl

[@saintsomnia8030]

"Honey, our neighbor is dressed as Jesus and throwing a toilet on his driveway" "Must be the holidays"

[@evandaymon8303]

I feel they got use to him doing dumb funny stuff

[@FillaneAmmisto]

My head canon for the Galilee game is that it's a zombie game from the view of a zombie. Why else would you start randomly in a graveyard without a clue where to go? The noises you hear come from the other zombies and your hand is hurt cause it's falling apart already. The "maniac" attacking you is the protagonist of the actual game and he says he kills you again cause you're well....undead. Edit: also would explain why going on dates isn't even an option

[@frankuraku5622]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

[@srmagician1430]

@@frankuraku5622 😂😂😂

[@TheTopazCactus]

@@srmagician1430 I CANT FOLLOW ALL THAT

[@Br00k3s2011]

@@TheTopazCactus YOU CAN'T GET THAT

[@TheTopazCactus]

@@frankuraku5622 you give a denarius

[@MrPantslad]

KZbin removes dislikes: Caddy: "I am free of all worldly restraints and shall now show you true power!"

[@KingStr0ng]

@Denam We need a safe space? Yet Atheists foam at the mouth whenever someone mentions Christ's name?

[@KingStr0ng]

@Denam Props for being honest my dude

[@astrowolvez]

@@KingStr0ng sure dude

[@KingStr0ng]

@@astrowolvez Yep. As soon as anyone tries to express their faith they get bombarded with *"GAWD NAWT REAL!"*

[@addex1236]

Frankly this might be the first comment section with religion involved that I don't want beat everyone

[@perkilatorxiii5179]

Good to see Caddy fully embraced his resemblance to Jesus.

[@FirstnameLastname-bp2pg]

He's more like John the Baptist

[@starmaker75]

Yeah when it comes to personality wise, caddicaruis is closer to john the baptist

[@alt4g]

Hey, Mel isn’t it funny that we’re in the middle of the desert and I look a lot like Jesus.

[@slaviclad9705]

He is the brit jesus

[@BugsyFoga]

Just like how he embrace his resemblance to Shaggy rogers .

[@alt4g]

Imagine the other guys at the restaurant seeing literal Jesus and a recording crew ordering a burger

[@lucas23453]

And the poor cooks watching as he pours holy water over some poor guys sandwich.

[@ZorotheGallade]

@@lucas23453 "It's really disagreeing with the devil cake I ate this morning"

[@Cr4z3d]

42:13 The guy in the background is trying so hard not to laugh XD

[@KingOfGaymes]

I just love that Caddy has friends with a restaurant and they let him walk in there dressed as Jesus to film a skit

[@chrisjones5411]

It was more the Beefy Boys reached out because Caddy wore some their merch in an earlier video. They then did the collab with the staff responding blindly to Caddy’s weirdness!

[@adnanasif9538]

​@@chrisjones5411 Imagine doing your mundane job and some man child dressed as Jesus shows up with his annoying antics.

[@HRANCH]

@@adnanasif9538that would make my day lol

[@room_thirteen]

@@adnanasif9538youre lame

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@adnanasif9538I mean I assume people know of Caddy in this neighborhood by now. Like he’s a local cryptid. “Oh hey it’s Jim-“

[@bandicootsauce4569]

"So they banded together to form organisation XIII." Not even a minute into the video and I'm already wailing with laughter.

[@AxelWedstar411]

Prbly not a coincidence that they had 13 members. And Xion... And it's rly Xehanort that conciders himself a messiah rather than anyone in the Organisa- Okay mby it is a coincidence.

[@krimsonkatt]

That's actually a really high quality joke. Unlike the other crappy jokes in this video that are just like "haha god bad" and that's it.

[@AstralPhnx]

@@krimsonkatt Man lighten up a little

[@krimsonkatt]

@@AstralPhnx Why shouldn't I take offensive to one of my favorite KZbinrs calling my entire belief system "fake" and "a cult?" He's gone way to far with this one. To think he reuploaded Disney games because he said a slur but then decided to keep this up. To think other Christains find the blatant bashing of their religion funny. Must show how little dedication they really have. They probably worship Donald Trump instead of the One True Savior...

[@TechniumWolf]

@@krimsonkatt Are you good? Chill.

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

“Well, my name is the Lord Almighty, but you can just call me God.” You know, in a different story with a different tone, that would be a badass line.

[@gamemultiplier1750]

It sounds like a line from Bruce Almighty tbh.

[@mr.misfit9514]

Reminds me of that line from Asura's Wrath, "Who do you think you are!?" "(Complete deadpan) God."

[@stevenbacon-cheddar9914]

I think I just found my new catch phrase!

[@alexcodexxthekinereader1212]

*e*

[@Robyamdam]

pulp fiction

[@huntereddy4014]

The term "Jesus's Fanbase" is now a permanent part of my vocabulary and I love it

[@knutandersson4606]

Referring to the apostles as Organization 13 is pretty great as well.

[@MrSkerpentine]

stans of the lord almighty

[@twentywordsorlessYT]

Broke: Christians Woke: Christ-stans

[@quinnholloway5400]

Still better then any K-Pop band

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@quinnholloway5400 That’s only because Jesus is already dead, so they can’t stalk him and send him pictures of him sleeping.

[@WhoTookMyMirr]

According to the wiki article on J.e.s.u.s. : "The game's name refers to a space station called J.E.S.U.S., named after the central Christian figure Jesus. The ship is shaped like a double-edged sword a la Book of Revelation. Its inhabitants go on to fight a mysterious demonic alien from Halley's Comet." Still makes just as much sense

[@nightperson1012]

Admittedly, that sounds REALLY badass.

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@nightperson1012 it's an old anime game from japan playable only on a really obscure computer thing OF COURSE ITS COOL

[@7IKKUN]

@@sarafontanini7051 And There's A SEQUAL

[@somedudewithabat]

​@@7IKKUNis it called J.E.S.U.S: the second coming?

[@tehhypergamer963]

"Friend Of The Worm" sounds like it could be a Sims achievement which maybe you could get for befriending the Mongolian Death Worm.

[@gonzoGnostalgic]

I've been writing Will Wright for years, asking him to release a Mongolian Death Worm expansion pack for The Sims. He wrote me back, saying: "I'm sorry, but I don't even work on The Sims anymore, you pointless nuisance. Also, if we put the Mongolian Death Worm in the game, it might escape into real life, so the answer is no." Still, props homie for the MDW rep.

[@tehhypergamer963]

@@gonzoGnostalgic Wow, that's one interesting response from Will Wright you got there. Also, what can I say? I know my cryptids. :)

[@tehhypergamer963]

@Sega Starbits Why do you ask?

[@caiorezei]

Mongolian Death Worm? Is that from Sims 4? Haven't played that one yet. 🤠

[@tehhypergamer963]

@@caiorezei I said it SOUNDS LIKE it could be in a Sims game. I didn't say it actually IS in a Sims game. I.E It is something theoretical that could be added to the Sims and still work with the general theme of the game series. But as C N R said, Will Wright told them that one, he doesn't work on the Sims anymore and two, if he were to put the Mongolian Death Worm in the game, "it might escape into real life." Basically, Will Wright does not want to ever see the Mongolian Death Worm in any Sims game.

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

41:25 Caddy must have been at that restaurant before. Enough for that guy to no longer be surprised to see him dressed up as Jesus and just play along with his shenanigans

[@SorowFame]

I’m guessing he arranged something beforehand. It’d be rude to just show up like that.

[@cycyrem]

@@SorowFame he showed it on his Instagram and in the Video about the Album of Peppa Pig. He seems to know the owner or something like that

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

The restaurant is called The Beefy Boys

[@VaatiOfDarkness]

I'm sure I've seen him wear a Beefy Boys shirt too, he must be friends with the staff

[@rainingtacos7529]

Imagine him pitching the idea of this skit to the owner.

[@WhaleMilk]

"*spacebar click* congratulations, it's a boy" is the smartest call back into the same video I think I've ever seen, comedic genius

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

And another thing, when I searched up the game here, I found a speed run of all three and noticed that two of the tracks were: -Wind Scene from Chrono Trigger -an orchestra cover of the Katamari Damacy theme KATAMARI. FREAKING. DAMACY.

[@eyitsmattyyy616]

It’s better to be a friend of The Worm than be it’s enemy

[@justaghostinthesea]

- Jesus

[@henryapplebottom7231]

If feel so intensely threatened.

[@nathaniellevesque2782]

All Hail tje Worm!

[@Styrofoam_Mannequin27]

W O R M

[@christopherfebus5134]

THE WORM WILL SAVE US ALL IN THE GREAT RAPTURE IN THE UNDER BELLY OF THE SOIL

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Did I see Charlie Church Mouse?? 👀

[@Its_Charlie_Young]

Maybe.

[@cndlterot8111]

I saw bible adventures ;D

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Ah he didn’t do it. Guess it’s up to you

[@B-RY-N]

I guess he wasn’t into Educational, Bible Stories, PC Game, and Software.

[@dodsonboys]

He had 3 copies but didn't play it. :( And hi PBG! :)

[@mattcalpin1924]

The "Run, Jesus run!" gag is easily your best. Nearly snorted my tea.

[@twizzicles23]

"Well, you can't say this man doesn't take his comedy seriously" - Me, after watching this man destroy five loaves of bread and an entire toilet bowl.

[@anothergamer112]

Not to mention getting the permission of a whole restaurant to harass the staff and going to an actual church more than once.

[@metaforth]

@@anothergamer112 not even a church. A fuckin cathedral. In surprised they greenlit that

[@AntiNeon4681]

@@metaforth ikr??? Caddy went absolutely insane with this video

[@Eepop_stuffs]

@@anothergamer112 I saw some people dining in the bg😭

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

@Sega Starbits I guess some people have a sense of humour, even Jesus

[@thedmedina]

6:37 I'm pretty sure if Jesus came back and saw all the stuff we were getting up to this is what would happen

[@finelineguy8733]

Jesus being relatable

[@thepeternetwork]

I have a feeling though that we're all going to hell whether we're sinners or saints.

[@WhatTheFnu]

"His name backwards is 'Sausage'." Not even a minute into the video, and I'm already laughing so hard that I'm crying.

[@lozangekitten-gamer7626]

Yeah, SUSEJ make me snort, but JC coming down to Earth via the godly montage on a saturated christian music, that made me snap right at the beginning XD XD XD

[@mackback319]

My favorite bit is barely 5 minutes in. "I quite like my Jesus to be on the F a s t e s t setting."

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

@@mackback319 (cuts to Jesus in an RC convertible)

[@mackback319]

@@do_you_see_banana_man which leads to another favorite: "Okay, let's go, it's time to save Jesus!" "EYYYYYYYY-"

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

@@mackback319 “Did I just watch a Roman get killed by a ball of skulls?” “That was cool as shit!”

[@Lana_305]

I figured I'd rewatch this in time for Christmas, and now knowing what the camera shots look like from Caddy's view, it's fair to say he was close to being in heaven for most of this video.

[@TheLazarusOperation]

Caddy dressing as Jesus and going to an actual cathedral is the definition of doing gods work

[@mewmewpow131]

"His name backwards is Susej" that cought me so off guard i choked laughing

[@henryapplebottom7231]

Hehe you choked because of a susej

[@FNIX.]

I choked on his Susej.

[@Shiverwar]

​@@henryapplebottom7231 Choked on a Susej?

[@giboi03]

Organization XIII being an allegory for Jesus and His 12 apostles is the most inane yet sensible thing I've heard from Caddy so far and, as someone who grew up with both convoluted plotlines smothered into my innermost being, I thank you for coming up with it before I could.

[@sphealingit222]

Oh christ, that means Roxas is Judas

[@giboi03]

@@sphealingit222 And Xion would be, according to Dan Brown, Mary Magdalene?

[@Luxaron]

Sorry to break your bubble- but if you're talking about KH it's XIII not XII so it doesn't really work.

[@ScorpionTamer]

@@Luxaron Yes it does, Xemnas would just be Jesus while the rest of the org would be his 12 apostles.

[@enzodasilvazani9969]

@@ScorpionTamer Even by ridiculous anime standards that still seems like a massive stretch, I don't see how they have anything in common besides there being 13 of them (even then there's still Xion). Even Roxas as Judas doesn't make sense since he's not the only member that goes against the org. Them having 13 members is just a reference to the number 13 being associated with death.

[@theSemiChrist]

I love how they let a strange man dressed as Jesus into the kitchen to sprinkle an unknown substance all over their grill.

[@anothergamer112]

Considering he got their permission to film, he probably also had to disclose and prove it was water.

[@Rodolphin]

Maybe the bottle was empty when he asked and used their own water for the skit

[@Sev3617]

That bit had me rolling lmao

[@skumpkin5191]

@@anothergamer112 Pretty sure those are his friends and he probably knows the guy that owns the place. It's also just water in that bottle. Source- I've been friends with resturant and bar owners, as long as you don't shit on the floor or hinder bussiness they dont care

[@jademonass2954]

damn yea

[@BugsyFoga]

"This game nails you harder than me" - Jesus Caddick

[@jacobc8036]

Careful with that nail gun Jesus

[@TheOnlyBootlegger]

More like Jim Christ

[@UltimateGamerCC]

more like "Jesus, Caddick!" XD

[@richardsavings6690]

@@TheOnlyBootlegger .....the almighty Jimmy

[@angryoliver0647]

@@richardsavings6690 or james

[@ThrashMetallix]

Okay, I'm Christian, and I lost count how many times laughed really damn hard. That Fluffy video game killed me.

[@Twillek1019_]

Holy crap, a Christian with a sense of humour? That’s rare.

[@pabloherranz1795]

​@@Twillek1019_ we Are like the furries. There is a lot of good people, tarnished by a shitty side that makes three times More noise.

[@richardadamson1438]

​@@pabloherranz1795Aggreed. Of course that's like that with all religions.

[@pabloherranz1795]

@@richardadamson1438 indeed my Friend. Indeed.

[@daor4]

​@@pabloherranz1795 straight facts

[@CBFan5000]

Do you think Caddy got permission to film at that church or do you think he just showed up unprompted and now they have a picture of him in the back with the words " *BANNED: DO NOT LET INSIDE* " written on it in red sharpie?

[@mrlaz9011]

depends if they came across the big breats he smuggled in there

[@Hugealligator254]

Wouldn’t it be a picture of Jesus caddie instead of normal caddie?

[@Fan-imator]

@@Hugealligator254 no because he came in without the Jesus costume. The Jesus one sent him lol.

[@ExtraThiccc]

@@Fan-imator at around 33:00 and 35:40 I think he shows up to the church at night

[@Fan-imator]

@@ExtraThiccc oh yeah lol

[@1CloudLightning]

41:10 Hands down, this is the most extra Caddy has ever been with any of his skits so far in his KZbin career. Huge props to the restaurant staff that work there that put up with his shenanigans and I can only imagine what was going through their heads when Caddy approached them about this skit 🤣

[@Sonichero151]

I really do hope the hostess was in on the bit with how she looked at caddy

[@Barlakopofai]

They most likely were considering everyone involved wasn't wearing a mask

[@IamaPERSON]

Right? The dedication to that joke is insane.

[@jugsyarts]

@@Barlakopofai It's considered hospitality which is exempt from mask wearing

[@Barlakopofai]

@@jugsyarts Wow, no wonder the UK's been getting shat on by COVID.

[@aaronrtitman]

"thats cuz jesus christ is my ni--" "NOOOOOOOOO" had me stifling my laughter so hard at work at 8 o clock this morning. love you caddy

[@vaughngracey255]

Put the time mark

[@aaronrtitman]

@@vaughngracey255 1:16

[@pauladudleycreatfeat]

Network engineer!

[@tathnousoxide9707]

Nintendo 64

[@spongefan155]

Nitwit

[@samuelline9573]

Okay Jesus breaking the sides off the cross where his hands are and using the wood as gauntlets to beak up his enemies is genuinely metal as all hell

[@revstalker7334]

19:20 As a guy who watched JonTron put a game on a cassette tape into a cassette player, I immediately knew where this was going.

[@emergency1725]

Glad to know I wasn't the only one prepared as soon as I saw the cassette.

[@malachiatkinson7245]

* *ACTUAL NOISE IT MADE* *

[@quantumblur_3145]

I could tell Caddy was trying to replicate it, and I could also tell he wasn't expecting the second noise as a result of only knowing the bit

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Yeeep

[@wareforcoin5780]

As someone that's seen _James Rolfe_ do it, I knew it was coming.

[@litteralbiskit]

8:38 what makes this even funnier is that there was a Christian who believed that monster energy is satanic

[@plexyglass429]

yeah cuz hur dur m looks like 999

[@arbetor12]

They believe a game about brutally killing demons in hell is supporting satan... Seriously? That's the most Christian thing ever

[@hungry_sleepyhead]

@@plexyglass429 you OK man?

[@plexyglass429]

@@hungry_sleepyhead yes?

[@L0rdOfThePies]

@@plexyglass429 thE maRk OF tHe beaSt

[@goosemann2389]

i love the fact that he subtly implies that he doesn't like Raid

[@the_dude_who_asked]

Who doesn't?

[@hairlessgrizzly559]

@@the_dude_who_asked eh, the game itself isn't horrible, but they are obnoxious asf

[@Goleon]

The “I’m supposed to make this sound fun aren’t I?” cracked me up.

[@ciphergacha9100]

“Never heard of it? Where have you been, can I join you”

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

subtly?

[@Place_Your_Order_Here]

I love it when a maniac jumps on and hits me, kills me again, says he'll kill me again, leaves, and I give what the heck a denarius is while trying to give up.

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

A denarius is a ye olde Roman coin.

[@breakingpiggy8395]

Pretty sure it's the dragon lady from GOT

[@ProfessorDoctorC]

I love how Caddy looks more like Jesus when he takes his fake beard off and shows his real beard

[@rebecca_rh]

My toughts exactly lol, he doesn't need a fake beard, he already looks like Jesus

[@DovahGirlie]

@@rebecca_rh Because he is Jesus Christ, lol

[@mehlessmidori602]

He looks like a white James Harden with that beard.

[@doubleaabattery7562]

@@mehlessmidori602 so jesus

[@wareforcoin5780]

10:47 I am literally crying with laughter. I had to stop my boyfriend from what he was doing to see it. It's the proof that Jesus really does love us that I needed.

[@dubstepbee6892]

59:11

[@Meme_Lor]

Caddicarus aren't in relationships, that's impossible/j

[@harold5337]

I’m Christian and I do not in any way find this offensive. Caddy is not insulting Jesus, he is making fun of video games that just so happen to feature the messiah, just like AVGN’s Bible Games Videos. Hilarious stuff.

[@ShiaTheBunnyGirl]

EXACTLY

[@mathewvalerio5103]

Exactly. I just show my sister a comment or video about jokes like "every day we stray further from God", Caddy looking like Jesus or "the sound of God leaving us" joke, and she was like, "you shouldn't joke around God", which is true but THAT IS WHY IT IS CALLED A JOKE and I know I'm not the only one who went into this kind of situation.

[@juliemadelyne4638]

Cool guy

[@lampson1986]

I'm just waiting on the Muslim game videos... lol won't happen

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@lampson1986 Honestly, I think that's less down to "offending Muslims" and more that Muslims don't make a whole lot of religious video games. At least not in English, as far as I know.

[@koiyune]

Caddy: "but i'm jesus, i can't swear!" Also Caddy: 44:35

[@darthahsoka3518]

Bruh

[@bandicootsauce4569]

Man, those restaurant staff really played their roles well. I mean, come on, they HAD to be on the up-and-up; there's no way anyone who didn't know Caddy would put up with his... shenanigans.

[@lozangekitten-gamer7626]

The totally legal and sober edition of Peter Griffin

[@queenofuganda7718]

As a Christian, I can full heartily say, that the entirety of Fluffy's scripture (31:49) was the funniest thing I ever heard. I couldn't breathe when I heard it the first time. XD

[@Sillylilgrill]

It was amazing

[@kirbyleggington7205]

I lost it at "Wonderful Dealer"

[@sgnjamcitydevteam6913]

*Yas queen of peace 😂*

[@alexandalmondagent7and963]

Same I'm a Christian, and I lost it as well.

[@sarasaland4709]

The Fluffy segment had me in tears with laughter… only to realize the video wasn’t even half over. Jesus save me from dying.

[@Mudskipper-z2b]

37:35 I’m pretty sure that the reason this fight is impossible is because it could be an anti pirating measure

[@BadTunes.]

No it is just bad game desingh😂

[@Mudskipper-z2b]

@@BadTunes. or it’s anti piracy

[@BadTunes.]

@@Mudskipper-z2b it was free game lamao

[@HAIL_TO_THE_KING5]

​@@Mudskipper-z2bnope it was a free to play game before it was taken down so they don't employ anti piracy measures

[@BadTunes.]

@@Mudskipper-z2b you can't put anti piracy in mobile games lol

[@endergirl5142]

The fact this man walked into a church and did a skit there is absolutely brilliant.

[@bewitchedk]

The fact he also put in a lewd anime picture in there makes it more crazy and brilliant at the same time

[@KOTYAR0]

I'm Russian, my government has a law about "offending rules of religious people" which it uses to get anyone who ever made any post on Internet behind bars, and I support this sentiment.

[@kainitekaiju3227]

@@bewitchedk The fact that it’s Uzaki of all characters is even more crazier than crazy.

[@WaituSnaiku]

@@kainitekaiju3227 the fact that he had to print that

[@HenryAnzzplayer]

That Uzaki art tho...

[@iyeetsecurity922]

Great episode. You definitely *_nailed it._*

[@maxxsexton2835]

Y

[@rileyhymer8707]

@@maxxsexton2835 I mean I laughed

[@L0rdOfThePies]

This one killed me 😂

[@iyeetsecurity922]

@@L0rdOfThePies Well, not _just_ you 😉

[@hotdogcat5874]

MY WRISTS HAVE NAILS IN 'EM

[@574guy]

Imagine being famous enough to get a RESTAURANT to help your comedy bit. Caddy is a legend

[@treysandbothe3748]

My favourite part is the cook in the back is just like "If I ignore him, maybe he'll go away".

[@rocksnrolls]

A RAID: SHADOW LEGEND!

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

I think that was the same restaurant he was in when he filmed the 'Peppa Pig has an Album?!' video

[@sanguinedelight6464]

the only thing i can think of is whats the security camera footage look like,and is the one watching those in on it

[@Canada1994]

Not the first time. The same place was used for his Peppa Pig album video.

[@stride_sk]

Referring to a religion as a fanbase is something I didn't know I needed in my life

[@slackarjackal]

31:00 so you're telling me i can commit blasphemy in this jesus game by playing mad libs with bible verses? and there's no profanity filter!? it's official, best game ever!

[@lamarhoward722]

The fact that Caddy's uploads are coming only every other month now makes it all the more worth it to tune into his channel. Merry heckin' Christmas to me!

[@ClassyCrusader]

"I want Jesus heart surgery" cracked me up, also Caddi with that garbage bag on his head looks like a Dark souls boss

[@srmeatyboi9009]

Max the Christian

[@necroarcanistxiii]

@@srmeatyboi9009 Maximus Christos, Lord of Salty Comment Sections

[@ShibuNub3305]

@@srmeatyboi9009 Max the Christian sounds like the name of a sonic oc

[@Amerikanskiy-durak]

Maximilian Whillyan the garbage wet sock of comment sections

[@bubonic019]

@@ShibuNub3305 "I sure am fast, but the lord's work is faster"

[@19892903]

I couldn't stop laughing during the Fluffy game bit, just too good.

[@greencomet2011]

The entire Galilee section made me literally cry with laughter. I want my sides back so bad.

[@Hamburger8079]

I DONT UNDERSTAND

[@viscountrainbows6452]

分かりません

[@dnmstarsi]

@@Hamburger8079 The Maniac says "I'll kill you again!"

[@princessolmeca2933]

"CALL HIM A CU-" "I DON'T UNDERSTAND."

[@Chaos89P]

@Logan Milne "I DON'T UNDERSTAND"

[@realcody2005]

Jesus: "Oi!" Disciple: "Uh hu?" Jesus: "Go to my flat." Disciple: "Yes Jesus." Jesus: "I left a game in my bedroom." Disciple: "Ok I'll be back in a second. Do you want anything from the shops?" Jesus: "Yeah. Get me a monster energy" Legend

[@JackMcSomeone]

Jesus canonically drinks Monster

[@harmonetheanimationaddict4419]

@@JackMcSomeone He’s gotta find some way to keep going with all that work.

[@JargonMadjin]

This sums up his second coming, there won't be a rapture, he'll just want a Monster energy drink

[@realcody2005]

@@JargonMadjin He comes back after 2000 years, had a can of monster and leaves Based

[@WolfyFancyLads]

The face of Caddie staring at Jesus with that creepy, illuminated from below look has GOT to become a meme, surely.

[@Sillylilgrill]

Yes

[@DaemonWorx]

When in the video was this?

[@WolfyFancyLads]

@@DaemonWorx 2:22 is the first one, I think he does a second later one, then a third but more disturbed by demon Jesus after. But I'll just put the first one cos that's the one I meant. ^^

[@DoodleThis]

You think Caddy’s neighbors are just so used to his antics that when they see him dressed as Jesus smashing fish into the ground they just go “Yep…. Just another Thursday”

[@erikdaniels0n]

That “Run, Jesus Run” game over screen is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[@dnmstarsi]

Yep. Although I will give honorable mention to the message "Jesus Christ was defeated".

[@actuallyIDontExist]

RUN, JESUS THE WORM IS HERE

[@Solongsocialmedia]

Was that a star wars episode 4 reference?

[@Saxdude26]

The music is literally a chiptune version of "Jesus is a friend of mine". XD

[@waluigithegod680]

Fun fact: Jesus is actually Thomas the tanken danken but people disliked trains back then so he was depicted as a human.

[@angryoliver0647]

Imagine that

[@waluigithegod680]

@@angryoliver0647 you can imagine it, because it happened.

[@angryoliver0647]

@@waluigithegod680 true. Jesus was indeed thomas the tanken danken or tomska the tank person

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@angryoliver0647 wen i read that i see a tank with arms and legs

[@Sakkeru96]

"that's coz Jesus Christ is my-" "NOOOOOOOOOO" This video was a 10/10 instantly

[@ddjsoyenby]

agreed.

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Network engineer.

[@donovanlocust1106]

@@lydiajulianprower8356 Neighbor

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

​@@donovanlocust1106Nickel.

[@ClaudiaRamos-ov3xh]

What does the original clip say? I've never heard of it

[@christopherfebus5134]

“ I WANT JESUS HEART SURGERY!” Is such a funny and serious I would like to think that he would get heart surgery just for the bit

[@impermanentLucidity]

This video is so dense and unrelentingly funny that it feels like 3 hours and never misses a beat, truly a new era of Caddy. There's also so much blasphemy that I'm stunned you weren't smitten just for filming this and I love it

[@TheMouseAvenger]

Don't worry, I'm sure that God can take a joke. :-)

[@TheNickleChick]

Smitten? Smited? Smote?

[@Chaos89P]

You mean the terrible games or the jokes?

[@Colin-ch6zh]

if god was smiting people my life would have been a lot shorter \m/ DEATH METAL FOREVER

[@whiteboard7thstreet]

“I was christened so I get a free pass” *checks notes* “Well I’ll be damned”

[@ryebreadthebread]

He definitely won’t be (please get this joke I beg)

[@ikoniful3984]

@@ryebreadthebread Only took a second for me to understand so your good (the thing about jokes no longer being funny is bullshit)

[@ryebreadthebread]

@@ikoniful3984 thank god I was worried for a sec

[@romdan7136]

@@ryebreadthebread Sadly, i don't.

[@flanuffal]

@@romdan7136 the joke is he won't be damned to hell because he was christened

[@BugsyFoga]

No better way to celebrate the birth of Christ then by looking at his extremely holy selection of games about his incredible life.

[@BugsyFoga]

@nemo pouncey These videos take awhile to do, so I’m ok with that .

[@darkside4086]

Yeah lol

[@Corgipon]

What’s ironic was that he wasn’t born in December.

[@edmdeathmachine]

42:00 I love how the person in the back isn't concerned at all lol just another Tuesday

[@VermillionPengu]

I love how Caddy is extremely subtle about not actually liking Raid.

[@KOTYAR0]

@drttyu liqm at least you haven't invented Lootboxes

[@offlne5637]

@@KOTYAR0 last thing we need is a Christian video game with *MICRO TRANSACTIONS*

[@doctabaldhead]

@Natasha Sounds like most televangelists.

[@offlne5637]

@Natasha the virtual golden plate being passed around to all the players lmao

[@kirabad-artist6532]

@Natasha So, indulgences?

[@maxducks2001]

One of my favorite Caddy quotes: “Jesus, he died quick!…Well, not really. I heard that was quite slow.”

[@Mister_Oddity]

I remember that from the megaman videos

[@morshulinton4112]

It's actually "No, not the real Jesus"

[@CorvusCorone68]

he did still die faster than the other 2 guys on the crosses next to him, they had to have their bones broken to accelerate their deaths

[@ilikecurry2345]

Jesus is Air Man confirmed??

[@somerandomguy3129]

1:04:47 Caddy finally embraces his inner Monty Python. This sequence gives vibes to MP: the holy grail Edited: and hopefully even this 32:46

[@Canada1994]

I'm shielding my eyes oh Lord

[@somerandomguy3129]

@@Canada1994 Well don't! It's like those miserable psalms. They're SOOOOOO depressing.

[@MangoMagica]

Implying that he already wasn't a Monty Python character that got lost on KZbin one day

[@RabaBoem]

0:00 Intro 3:16 Run, Jesus Run! 4:40 Save Jesus 6:45 Fight Of Gods 8:20 J.E.S.U.S 10:40 Five Loaves & 2 Fishes 13:00 SPONS 15:08 Five Loaves & 2 Fishes (contd.) 18:33 Sinclair ZX Spectrum / Galilee 24:28 Jesus Christ RPG 29:49 Fluffy & God's Amazing Christmas Adventure 35:14 Fist Of Jesus 37:54 Pathway To Jesus 41:10 SKIT: Jesus Goes To Beefy Boys 42:27 Miracles Of Jesus 47:47 The You Testament 51:36 Secrets Of Jesus 54:30 Jesus In Space 58:42 Jesus In The Matrix 1:03:21 Outro 1:06:18 Stan's Phrase Of The Day

[@geekmin-old]

When I heard “Jesus in the Matrix,” I laughed in extreme confusion.

[@TheRottenCorpseMan]

JESUS IN THE MA-

[@watto6491]

When I saw it I was like: oh God this is going to be bad

[@Epicboy099]

@@watto6491 and it was.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

1:01:59 HEEEEL-L-L-L--L-LP!

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

This is so bread and red wined

[@DocZFlux]

Well, I expected this at some point, Caddy did once yell at Crash that “this…is…a…Christian…channel!”🤣

[@alysssabear]

Holy crap, foreshadowing~

[@gracekim1998]

🤣ok I get it

[@lozangekitten-gamer7626]

True! I've totally forgotten that he shouted that in his 202 platinum relics video until I've seen this comment (I think during the wrath of cortex relics)

[@somerelativleyuninterestin4763]

I’m honestly shocked they even allowed you near a church, I’d figure they think you were a demon

[@toby4186]

Same!!!!

[@XFGHL78E]

In all seriousness though, the Church of England is generally more laid back about things.

[@johnwallace490]

@@XFGHL78E Which was, incidentally, the entire point of its existence. Thanks, Henry VIII!

[@lilkoala33]

It should be illegal how many times I have rewatched this. One of my favourite KZbin videos ever created! I always laugh until I cry when I watch the Galilee 'playthrough'. Thank you for this, it brings me SO much joy 😍🥰

[@izzyhope58]

13:24 "Never heard of it? Where have you been? Can I join you?" How was raid ok with that! Lol

[@pocketsizedchaos]

I guess you could say “There’s no such thing as bad publicity”. 😂

[@oddgorl23]

19:25 I love how the game sounds the same in the boombox as it does when its actually running on the correct hardware As if its attempting to load itself on a boombox

[@Jac-Man]

I think that’s actually what it’s trying to do

[@simonyoutube234]

*starts to vibe*

[@StarDiamondKO]

reminds me of that JonTron video about Hercules where he puts a cassette tape of a Hercules game on a cassette player and made weird sounds.

[@Haunted_Plush]

Am I the only one who thinks a well made Bible rpg would actually be really cool? Like, there are some crazy stories in there, bro

[@Chaos89P]

The key phrase there is "well made," so no, you aren't.

[@crothschild]

My favorite is the successful 300 story.

[@Vinn_Tree]

Bro I wanna see children get mauled by bears too.

[@mrs.sandman.9166]

The creator of FNAF already created that. Not joking, look it up yourself.

[@Haunted_Plush]

@@mrs.sandman.9166 oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. The game, the movie, all of it. Saberspark did a review of it a few years back, and I've always wondered if a remastered version of the game would be something the public would be interested in. Hell, I know I would.

[@lynsimations6157]

I’d like to think that somewhere amongst the white clouds, Jesus is up in Heaven watching this video saying “Heh”

[@ZombieOfMist]

I love how the angelic choir as Caddie descended from heavens in the beginning was literally just the few first notes of the Swedish national anthem lmao

[@sakiamira]

The Swedish anthem sounds like it came from God.

[@sonnyrynsaard3567]

Good on caddy for keeping the property prices low in his area by dressing up as jesus, marching around shirtless with an inflatable AR and throwing toilets into his garden

[@MrSkerpentine]

The thing with The You Testament is that most of MDickie’s games use the exact same engine but with different graphics and voice lines. Why he used a wrestling engine / prison simulator as the basis for a game about being a Disciple of Jesus Christ is beyond me Honestly a video on MDickie’s game library would be really fun

[@vahlok1426]

Any game where I can suplex Jesus into submission and then throw fireballs at the people of a random town, only to have my arms chopped off and then regrown by evil magics is memorable in my books.

[@Memelord2020]

The Maddening World of MDickie Games

[@tafua_a]

I hope he does. If so, he should run the game as windowed, to make the framerate smoother. On new PCs, MD games don't run well at all when in full screen.

[@lymb3914]

32:46 This is my favorite thing you've ever done

[@coolnerdlll6053]

8:00 Did Moses just blow up Jesus with the Ten Commandments? He just used the words "Thou shall not kill" to murder someone!

[@pizzazz_music]

0:07 the complete disappearance as opposed to the lingering echo that most other people use completely sent me.

[@simonyoutube234]

Bye-

[@nolanconnolly6626]

I firmly believe that caddy grew his hair for a year just to look like Jesus for this one video, and nobody can tell me otherwise

[@shademaster24601]

You have to imagine his neighbors heard the toilet crash, came out to investigate, and just see Jesus standing over the porcelain remains, babbling as water pours from his mouth. You can't say life isn't magic.