The very best of Colin Mochrie 2

Colin, you're a genius! Don't stop making us laugh.

[@u.s.paratroops4633]

"As long as I can remember I've had memories" If I had anyone in my life it'd be them !!

[@debraethan8920]

He said "mammaries."

[@hazelcat]

@@debraethan8920no he didn’t

[@kitschking]

lol

[@emilykuczmynda1127]

Before Michael Jackson became what he is today, he was a small black child. Killed me xD

[@weslionsmith]

I love to rock hard! Just like Michael Jackson after he stopped being a small black child and hung out with small children.

[@MajorShepard]

Wesley Smith DON'T WANT YOUR MILK!!!

[@AttilatheThrilla]

My personal favourite moment was when he was like “We were watching Animal Porn!!”...... and then INSTANTLY regrets saying it 🤣🤣

[@jasong9492]

But then immediately runs with it and says "Mary had a little lamb will be right back!"

[@agnidas5816]

@@jasong9492 i think that punch line is why he said the animal porn thing but realized it sounds way more outrageous outloud

[@sozeytozey]

@@agnidas5816 That’s my thought aswell

[@KS-jb1be]

he was so enthusiastic about it, too 😂

[@tojoinbobdylan]

I always felt he was acting very off from the get go on that one, more than usual hjhjh

[@mutt8553]

1:28 I love how Colin turns that little stutter into a whole bit. An actual comedic genius

[@kaydeoliver9057]

I died when Ryan came and pulled Colin away from singing anymore of his BBQ dog song. 😂😂😂

[@turdle69420]

Lmao me 2

[@DeadlyPants123]

Its like a mentally unstable grandfather

[@arimarianne7528]

Time stamp 7:11

[@zarifsafwan8948]

everyone just wanna hear the whole song

[@timibershoff494]

Colin has this amazing ability to break everyone with one word. It's uncanny.

[@amneenja5720]

Tim Ibershoff "come"

[@tinystalker1821]

TAPIOCA

[@lonelyghost1851]

meow

[@danieldekok6949]

TapiOOOOOOCA!

[@scottmersino3597]

"BaCkStReEtBoYs!"

[@bobthefreak09]

52 people didn't grow up with Colin in the hood.

[@Strides111]

Distraction.

[@sparkweaver]

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[@matthewwallack601]

Or did they and they just haven't remembered long enough to have memories?

[@technospyform1578]

And now 504 people were expelled from the Happy Funk Band

[@paulinegallagher7821]

@@technospyform1578 thank goodness you spelt it correctly

[@antarachakraborthy2547]

My favourite has to be "corpses bobbing in the sea" *with that hand motion* hahahaha man, i died XD

[@maryburdette3431]

Colin doesn't throw shade often, but when he does it's savage 😂😂😂

[@MehIgotnothing]

I absolutely die when Ryan starts uncontrollably laughing, Drew and Ryan's laughter is infectious. 2:11-3:43 "Why are you doing an old sea captain, now?"

[@soimboredandtesting]

drew's laugh at 4:03 is one of my favorite thigns ever

[@StealthTheFoxz]

Hardest I've ever heard that man laugh.

[@michaelwatkins5331]

200%!!!

[@impatienstheshmuck5348]

Could someone explain the joke for me?

[@ThatDangerousWolf]

Impatiens the Sorry Shmuck It’s just because Colin made that thrash metal face and voice 😂😂😂 Colin is so damn funny that he doesn’t even have to try he can make someone laugh with one or two words.

[@Lark1610]

Impatiens the Shmuck Colin says he loves thrash which is a subgenre of metal music, but then he says the title of their song as if there was a metal band called Thrash. Noob mistake that is funnier, because he just put emphasis on his love for metal.

[@HyperFuze]

"I'll take animal genitalia audio clues." LOL

[@nintendo1889x]

"You know, in the 1970's when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called The Happy Funk Band...until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school,"

[@helfenator]

Aka. The Happy F*** Band

[@DarienRosa]

When he said 1970's, Ryan looked at Colin like "You're too old for the 70's." 😂

[@McMaster1471]

the_randomizer the Fappy Hunk Band

[@Gaelle5050]

I cackled 🤣

[@ashleyfraser390]

Every time you hear Colin say “you know” you best get ready for side splitting laughter 😂

[@Technatura83]

DON'T WANT YOUR MILK!

[@elliedoesntwanttobehere]

Every word hits ryan a bit harder 😅

[@chrisjackson3980]

As relevant today as it was 5 years ago!

[@strivingformindfulness2356]

I hope musicians were taking note; Colin was throwing out some real gems!

[@Tis-I]

4:03 my favorite part of this entire thing is when Colin just about killed Drew.

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

The Dog Cooking song was the best. Especially with Ryan escorting Colin off to the side.

[@TaitRo1018]

“You know, for as long as i can remember, ive had memories.” Holy lord jesus im crying and its only the first scene of the vid hahahhahaha

[@RedSkiesMusic]

He's a comedic and improv genius - what a mind.

[@Metalheadmike1211]

Gotta love it when ryan pulls colin because he's getting carried away

[@NumdegasedUHC]

6:30 I did the math. You're your own nephew.

[@harrytaylorson2478]

NumdegasedUHC w

[@cliffordcooke3203]

NumdegasedUHC I think it more complicated since it's your great uncle but you might be right

[@OddTimeMan]

Finally, someone who knows the difference between "you're" and "your"! I was beginning to lose hope.

[@NumdegasedUHC]

OKAY I did the math... correctly this time... and I got it wrong the first time. You're not your own nephew, you're your cousin's nephew. Going the other way, you would be your aunt's cousin.

[@catbay7129]

NumdegasedUHC I don't think your title changes much. Your mom's uncle is your step father.

[@juliekeast6175]

Ryan should have gotten 10000 points for keeping a straight face most of the time

[@juliekeast6175]

Absolutely...lol. Ryan losing his composure is a sight to behold and even more so with Colin because those moments are as rare as hens teeth

[@KartikPourush]

Did you comment on your own comment after 2 years? 😂😂😂

[@suziesea1027]

@@juliekeast6175 they diiiiid

[@jamesclark6864]

That’s why the points don’t matter.

[@djandjb1]

OMG she did. We have to keep this comment thread alive for 10 yearrs, she might not even be I've anymore we have to keep this memory alive.

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

My favorite Colin moments are when he's on the green screen behind himself and he mentions bald jokes without knowing, and when he replies "water skis" to rejected gift ideas for baby Jesus.

[@ploopydiper]

This is the most surreal comment I’ve ever read

[@FriendlyKat]

"for as long as I remember I've had memories." fucking done. XD

[@matthewcollins4368]

THAT GREAT FLIGHT ATTENDANT SONG.... DO YOU WANT MEAT OR FISH?!

[@max-davy]

hAhaHahaHa

[@strivingformindfulness2356]

Is it on iTunes yet?

[@Arxiuz2]

Drew just ascending

[@c.demets]

"For as long as I can remember, I've had memories." has to be one of my all-time favourite quotes.

[@killerseddie8295]

10,000 points to Colin for recognizing thrash metal.

[@Tkieron]

NO one can make Ryan crack up like Colin. He's hilarious trying not to lose it when Colin does something funny.

[@MsSilentsiren]

4:00 The sound of Drew laughing his ass off ended me. Love it.

[@suzannebaker5270]

Hate drew Carey! Can’t watch it anymore!

[@mikewright7964]

3:38 I love how Ryan is bracing for laughter, like he like the rest of us expects Colin to say something hilarious.

[@lizziefoote2040]

Colin broke at 7:53. You know it's good when he breaks himself!

[@QixTheDS]

I think that was part of the bit. They’re basically used car salesmen selling a scam product.

[@4plus4equalsmoo]

@@QixTheDS Colin was fake laughing. Ryan wasn't

[@mok3346]

neither of those laughs was fake, Colin legit broke himself when he doubled up on the "makers of" joke and realized he fucked up lol

[@teresavacarr7851]

I

[@JulieDelahooke]

Colin is a genius. Awesome things are made in Canada 😃 Also, the old WLIIA is way better back then rather than now. Drew Carey's laugh is nothing short of infectious

[@poopfart785]

+Julie Delahooke clive anderson, the host of the uk show, also has a great laugh. whatever her name is now just plain isn't funny.

[@amtvchile]

He is actually Scottish FYI

[@projectstart5522]

@@amtvchile Scottish-born Canadian. He is a Canadian citizen but only has citizenship is Scotland because he was born there.

[@PredatorFan13]

"You're on a very funny show. It's against friends." Colin for president, Canada or America. As long as I can hear about him in the news.

[@dawnmassicotte3048]

Canada doesn't have a president. But a prime minister. And u can't be president if ur not born in the US. Just lil bit of info

[@jonessoda4me1]

6:01, the GREATEST one-liner EVER

[@RobJazzful]

Howaboutthat 2013 Right. He even pared it down to one word, the Minimalist genius.

[@brendandowney3279]

"You know growing up as a young wom... MAN!"

[@7Risen7Phoenix7]

No joke, I nearly shit myself at that moment from laughing.

[@CausalityLoop]

5:56 Colin knew exactly what he had to say next hahaha

[@congunners]

Drew's laugh at 4:04 just makes my day every time I see it :D

[@pastapizza7370]

Drew’s laugh at 4:03 is simply hilarious. That sound byte should be in the Smithsonian.

[@bennathon]

What greatest hits is it from when Colin says “that brings back memories of people being trapped in the snow and having to eat each other?”

[@DeanoPiano]

Drew cracking up also makes the show so much more lovable

[@acspenner]

And their great FLIGHT ATTENDANT SONG! *drew loses it*

[@CSNance1]

3:39 DON'T WANT YOUR MILK!!! XD

[@Lyrictheac]

"I'll take Animal Genitalia, Audio Clues."

[@chopzmasta07]

Ryan and Colin are 2 of the greatest, if not, *the* greatest improv comedians there is. They have it it all. The voices, the facial expressions, the delivery. They are just genius.

[@philipkiejs1572]

I agree

[@Traeyuhlmixx]

7:52 IS SO CUTE

[@nickcervenka8756]

Colin never breaks himself and is always fully committed to the bit.

[@GooglyEyedJoe]

1:53 "You know, I love to rock. I love to rock hard. (Ryan's face xD) I love hard rocking.I LIKE TO ROCK. I LOVE TO ROCK!"

[@babaganoosh9158]

this guy is the KING!!!

[@gabriellag2611]

It's been a while since I've watched clips of this era of Whose Line. Jeff and Chip were babies!!

[@666JEvans]

Hey i didnt mean to cook ur dog. but hey these things just happen...

[@uncann130]

...My he was just standing there and his little toes they started tappin'...

[@williamsvidsandstuffs]

...So I cut his throat, let's go get the goat, and I put him on the barbeque.

[@technospyform1578]

@@williamsvidsandstuffs (Ryan proceeds to pull Colin off the center)

[@hunatae]

some of these jokes are very complex. To come up with those on the spot, insanely brilliant

[@1PaulG1]

Colin you are hilarious...One very talented man ... Thank You 🙏

[@PrettyEgoSwg]

I watched specifically for 7:40 😂 my favorite line on the show. I think of it randomly and I’m always in tears cracking up

[@clement990]

1:34 Ryan was actually concerned that Colin was having a stroke

[@StevenEveral]

7:40 That's one of the few times I've seen Colin actually lose it.

[@aniruddhasorte9222]

i actually didnt get that one... care to explain???

[@citrusella-nomorecraptions]

I think it was just the delivery.

[@thekingofoktimes]

"Why are you doing an old sea Capitan?" Gets me everytime! 😂

[@odysseysworld]

I love it when Collin says something random and Ryan can't help but laugh.

[@Lisaparker838]

I can listen to them all day 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. Wait I have been 👍😆😆😆 so much so my stomach hurts from laughing so hard 🤣😂🤣 I love it 👍 Thank you for sharing this, it's the best ☺️

[@michaelschweigart3517]

For as long as I can remember I've had memories😂

[@tbabu7]

"It was my first time, i felt such elation. Oh No! premature ejaculation." how does he do it?

[@drivingblind1892]

CORPSES BOBBING IN THE SEA~!

[@LyricalMiracle9608]

"corpSES bobBING innnn THE SEA!" XD

[@anthonydematteo4686]

"Come" might be my favorite line of all time

[@Dominique913]

I love the way Ryan just pulls Colin away when he gets too into his song lol

[@gabes2095]

Great put-together. Thanks for taking the time to post this. Nothing better than a good laugh.

[@D1g1m0ncrazy]

"I didn't mean to cook your dog.. but hey those things just happen!..." XD Has to be one of my favorites. It's catchy too, I started singing it around the house ^^; I have gotten weird looks and questions about my 'obsession' with barbecue.

[@blutomindpretzel1735]

Ryan never breaks character.....he literally ran his head into the desk and broke the glass and kept going. But Colin makes one quick pun and he's done lol

[@ITMeCE]

The way Drew cracks up at 4:04 is the reason why 1. This is the best show on earth and 2. Drew was the best host.

[@GroundMemory]

Drew has the most infectious laughter, it really is the best. I'm glad someone else thinks the same. Lol

[@tomblue5581]

it's 2024.. I'm still watching this stuff.. I first saw whose line? ..the UK version, here in Canada back in the 90s on CBC, and watched it grow from there.. still watching on YT. Colin Mochrie is a Canadian treasure.

[@Gunde]

"Come". Hilarious!

[@Amberhx1]

I don't know if he has children but he would be an awesome dad/grandpa

[@kalinpuls3784]

I agree, "grandpa, do these pants look ok?" XD

[@surrealfarm]

Colin IS an awesome father. His son recently transitioned to his daughter and Colin has supported her 100% from the first. Unconfitional love for his child.

[@aileengarvin3632]

@Thor Odinson your very ignorant

[@user-vm9ig4zs8e]

@@aileengarvin3632 *you're

[@johe0601]

you know... i love Colin

[@Yahtzeealpha]

Wait so if you mother married your aunts Uncle's Father's Son. She would either be marrying her Father, Father-in-law, or Uncle or Uncle-in-law. So are your own 1st cousin once removed and your own 2nd cousin at the same time. o.O And any children born of the union are you half-siblings and Half-cousins or your Half-siblings and Half-Uncle/Aunts. Oh God My brain hurts. Colin Why? XD

[@kungfuman82]

In any case, it's legal in Kentucky. :-P

[@konstantinschipany4687]

kungfuman82 You mean KenFucky? hahahaha xD

[@nathanielvashaw2328]

Colin Mochrie has got to be the best thing ever to come out of the Whose Line show

[@tommyo2450]

Such an underrated comedian on the big stage.. Man is a genius..

[@thedamneddamsel8518]

the slow face palms ryan does xD

[@gisforhungry]

7:56 when you and your best friend go too far in class 😂

[@firesoftheempyrean]

I've watched several of these and yours is the first to have "Corpses bobbing in the sea"!! Love that one

[@lisabass7584]

Love it love to watch you guys you get an E for excellent

[@ambrooks5]

Colin and Ryan seriously need their own show. Those two have chemistry like Key and Peele.

[@scsutton1]

I still find it incredible that Colin was initially rejected after three auditions for Whose Line.

[@lukemicsky3086]

"To be or not to _ A. Be B. See C. Wee D. Wah?"

[@oraclewing]

some of those high notes go right to my testicles...that guy is an absolute genious!

[@briannalove749]

4:00 Colin: AND THEIR GREAT FLIGHT ATTENDANT SONG... Drew, in the background: HA HA HA HA

[@patricksoli5873]

Drews laugh at 4:04!!!! HAHAHA!!!

[@maximillianosaben]

"Animal genitalia audio clues" Colin is a genius.

[@xxladybug94]

i really gotta stop watching whose line videos at midnight, when my roommate probably thinks i'm crazy for laughing at my computer lol

[@charliewatkins2547]

A B, B C, C Wee, D Wah lol

[@GilbertCarrizales]

lol "I'm gonna lube ya whether you like it or not!"

[@AveryVogel]

Do you want meat or fish!!??

[@max-davy]

HahahAhaHA

[@Varshae95]

4:03 Lol I love to hear Drew laugh. It's hilarious!

[@nasanchez964]

Thumbs up if you think Colin and Ryan should be recongnised as one of the best comic couples of all time.

[@mr.n2738]

3:39 "DON'T WANT YOUR MILK!😠" Colin, you are a genius! 😂

[@Susie_86]

Colin was always my favorite! 😍

[@TheRammfan96]

hood, the circumcised cobra. Had to pause the vid for 2mins laughing XD

[@danielwilliamson6180]

3:39 DON'T WANT YOUR MILK!!!

[@agamnoth66]

Pro: I thought I had seen every Whose Line episode at least once, and there's stuff I've never seen here :) Con: No clip of him unsure of the difference between men and women.

[@Hammstein]

"BREATHE FREE: Makers of air for eternity!" Greatest Hits: Songs of the Teacher

[@ethanhorn6093]

I think Colin Mochrie is secretly a computer imitating Colin Mochrie. He has an idea in his head and then out of nowhere: *growls* "lunch ladies". And you're like "Hahahaha! What the fuck!?" and the computer Colin just sits smiling that it has succeeded in being Colin Mochrie.