The Virology of Cooties Explored - How Puberty Affects Viruses, Immune Cells, and Cellular Membranes

[@RoanokeGaming]

Sorry for the reupload but not much I can do concerning it. Im currently on video 49 out of 240 on back ups to chute. So if you want to go check that out be my guest! granted, they arnt actually public yet, gotta wait for them to process out first lol

[@Calvin.Hobbes98]

Oof sorry roanoke.

[@anderkid1090]

F in the chat for Roanoke.

[@changedmynamecauseofyt652]

Np bro I watched the first 1 for a bit while playing cold war just glad to get to see it without being distracted

[@HiroSick_Kuart]

Roanoke gaming do you have Instagram you're the best KZbinr keep up the good work

[@Garfield_Greed]

Thank you for changing that disturbing thumbnail

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"Finally! An excuse to beat up a child!" -Stan Pines

[@wilmagregg3131]

i totally pay a 100 bucks to watch stan fight 50 5th graders

[@atompunk456]

@@wilmagregg3131 same

[@sharksam8583]

​@@wilmagregg3131 me too me too buddy me too

[@lorddoggo2567]

“Finally! An excuse to shoot a child!” -Stan Pines with a UPS.45

[@personest_person]

“Yes, burn the child!” - Also Stan Pines

[@amirasyah08]

Roanoke: * showing a censored brain * as you can see me: no i cannot see

[@RoanokeGaming]

bro it was so lame having to censor human anatomy...

[@logout_101]

@@RoanokeGaming KZbin:"we don't do that here"

[@faelock12]

@@RoanokeGaming Yet they allow “Naked yoga” because it’s “educational”

[@kelsey2333]

@@faelock12 I was shocked when I found out about the naked yoga thing

[@faelock12]

@@kelsey2333 I was shocked to The blatant double standards of KZbin are getting worse

[@TheZombieburner]

The chickenpox thing was explained to me thusly: "You get them as a kid, you don't get them as an adult. You get them as an adult, you don't get kids."

[@JuMiKu]

How about: You get a shot and nobody gets hurt?

[@Bakers_Ville]

@@JuMiKu you can still get chickenpox it's usually just milder with the vaccine.

[@JuMiKu]

@@Bakers_Ville 15-20% of those exposed to chickenpox get chickenpox, if they are vaccinated. These are usually very mild cases, as well. Compare that to 90% with 5% to 14% severe cases. Additionally, you are 78% less likely to develop shingles as a vaccinated adult.

[@RaroHi]

@@JuMiKu Weird question, but can you get the chickenpox vaccine at any point to reduce shingles %? I know I was exposed to chickenpox when I was young, but I question if I ever got vaccinated for it.

[@JuMiKu]

@@RaroHi I sadly cannot find any studies concerning that. What I do know is that the shot won't hurt and may give you immunity, if the infection wasn't enough (that can happen, if you have it at a very early age). Maybe talk to your doctor about it. I'm sorry, I can't be of more help. Just maybe check your overall status. There's some nasty stuff out there.

[@ghostlybugged186]

The amount of The Office actors , and general pretty heavy hitters cast is beautiful, i never thought I’d get a movie with Merideth as Frodo’s mom, Dwight as a gym teacher, and Mose as a cop. All together in a horror movie about taking out zombie first graders

[@O49-b7d]

The cop isnt Mose. Its Brandon Mayhew from Breaking Bad.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

They actually reference this. I literally never noticed it the first time watching the movie. The Gym Teacher details a plan to ‘create a symphony of death’ and start bodying kids with band/orchestra instruments (I have heard that a piccolo can do lasting damage to a face). Sub (Frodo) disagrees and suggests they sneak into the office to get the phones. Gym Teacher calls him a ‘hobbit’, like “you’re small and like to sneak around like a hobbit but I’m an Orc”.

[@aeonvt]

Blood, biting, and skin removal. Me: this is fine Kid randomly eats booger Me: gags

[@dovah2643]

*Yes*

[@grotn_]

LMAO I looked away when that happened but everything else was fair game.

[@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร]

Everything else was fair game But eating Booger’s? Fuck no

[@big-boy9716]

So true

[@thegammingbolaschannel7529]

How did no one see how gross looking that nugget was. Even for me I would have tossed it as soon as I saw how disgusting it looked

[@weezingargonian6523]

Elijah Wood is a really great actor. Whether he’s a hobbit travelling across Middle-Earth or a sub-teacher in a child-based zombie apocalypse.

[@TMP2064]

Elijah wood has some gems like this cooties, Guns Akimbo and Open Windows.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

They even make an inside joke about it. I missed it when I first watched the movie but the gym teacher actually calls Elijah’s character ‘a hobbit’. Something like “yeah you wanna sneak around like a little hobbit but I’m a fucking Orc-“

[@martinroner5688]

Or a British hooligan 🤘

[@lennyface8195]

Suddenly, Anakin Skywalker slaughtering the younglings looks like mercy.

[@plant6416]

Ye if it's not cannon

[@skybot7091]

Suddenly I find his actions, justified.

[@lennyface8195]

@@skybot7091 That fucking profile pic, I love it!

[@erikwilliams1562]

The hero we need

[@Kalelreis2008]

"This is where the fun begins"

[@ShadowMage]

Roanoke: It will render children infected as bloodthirsty ravenous animals..... Me: Oh, so they remain normal?

[@Ice-ou6es]

"I think I can take 60 waves-" Me, having been tackled by a horde of kindergartners, knowing that 60 WAVES is a bit high of a number.

[@Smaallsss]

I’d get killed in the second wave cus I’m their height so size is no advantage for me😂

[@TheDutchGuy110]

Yeah these Kids have te strength to rip off an arm so maybe 0.5 waves of survival

[@Mirageknight2133]

@@TheDutchGuy110 if I can arm up, get myself a ranged an melee weapon... Probably 23 rounds

[@shadowrosegaming3566]

Get me a bat or a pipe and I'll take 47.25 waves

[@lovebirdmic]

I'd go... -1 waves? Basically, I'd loose all hope, and do myself in. Thus- Maybe it being -1 waves?

[@Ch1l1C0nCarnag3]

"He takes off, clotheslining children and shoulderchecking them into the ground." That man is living the dream, how I wish I could do that to some of the kids I know.

[@davidturney2975]

You're not alone

[@lenabellamy1262]

I was hoping he’d take the basketballs and lay them out in a deranged game of dodgeball 😂

[@shermanshermannis7769]

About time you’ve talked about the virus plaguing our elementary schools

[@RoanokeGaming]

no kidding rofl

[@AnomalyINC]

You mean children?

[@jexelbur6872]

Since when does trump go near schools?

[@leetsUpr3m3]

i smell arguments coming

[@skull_with_teeth]

@@jexelbur6872 don’t get politics into this.. please for the love of god

[@dopedfurry2010]

Imagine if the infected adults can pass this onto future children. That would devastate the human population in that universe.

[@grantelhuber136]

You underestimate the Power of childrens around 6 years of age. You wouldn't even get close to 60. They are like little machines that don't fucking stop.

[@crusaderchris5441]

Yeah but you have to consider how the body will be do to muscle failure

[@thedivineshadow451]

Im sorry have you never punted a 6 year old, its like they were made to be a biological football

[@grantelhuber136]

@@thedivineshadow451 The 6 YOs i knew where all quite strong. And yes, maybe you can knock over one easily. But we are talking horde here. They would F-ing tear you apart in now time.

[@PirateCat822]

Can confirm got attacked by multiple children who were also my nephew's and nieces thrice,still hurts today.

[@therevanite7151]

Oh they stop if you put a foot long metal spike through their dome piece.

[@jordythecat7181]

I just want to state how absolutely *goated* the virus's infection time is. You literally never see a child going zombie on-screen. In the scene where the kid in the yellow shirt is spreading the virus, one of the kids gets scratched and starts kneeling all foreboding like in the time it takes for one of the teachers to just walk over to him It's literally faster than World War Z's infamous 12 seconds

[@thepastamaker5873]

KZbin Ads: False gameplay & sexual apps KZbin: This is fine Roanoke: Shows basic human anatomy KZbin: *OH HELL NO*

[@dawsongross3125]

So fuckin true my guy.

[@karinelanglois1956]

Its actually fucking ridiculous...

[@chenchen6150]

Not even biology channels safe from demonitize bullcrap, hell even if you said certain animal like goat can cause your video got yellow sign.

[@CruzRoman3211]

*H A N D O V E R Y O U R S K I N*

[@atomictrice4063]

I usually get beer ads and you wonder why some kids drink alcohol

[@PunakiviAddikti]

These kids definitely had a BLAST acting in this film. Look at Patriot go! That kid is a natural.

[@sgtdishwasher4687]

“Throw the nugget into the fire, Mr Frodo!”

[@Tzar1]

No

[@LeQuirkyChef]

Nah

[@athentdm5333]

BUT THE PRESHIUS

[@benjin3993]

I enjoyed the LoTR jab in the movie

[@Mediocreinput]

"Afterall, why not?..." *Eats Nugget*

[@kourimatsucxv]

you slayed me with the "How many first graders can you fist fight", like holy hell that is funny

[@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer]

Time to watch the full reupload again for no reason but not having anything better to do

[@RoanokeGaming]

I appreciate the support bro!

[@lordchungas8882]

Favorite movie line of all time that made me actually bust out laughing was from this movie and it’s the scene of the socially awkward science teacher walking in front of a window and saying “oh look carnage!” In a cheery tone. Gets me laughing everytime. Great video as always R!

[@docjerriko9751]

I watched the original in all it's glory. Why not watch this again. I binge watch your content anyways X3.

[@RoanokeGaming]

I appreciate the support bro!

[@Bonkripper7666]

Literally 😭😂

[@biotoxin6280]

Same

[@PrincessColumbidae]

Was it just the visuals that got censored?

[@bobbymclendon6567]

Me at 3 AM: "I should go to bed" See a Roanoke video: "Sleeps not important"

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Thanks KZbin for ruining so many creator's days and videos. At least you had a way to deal with that by using blur and all.

[@RoanokeGaming]

but I wish I didnt, the video wasnt bad and its literal human anatomy, theres alot of double standards sometimes

[@Voc_spooksauce]

@@RoanokeGaming Oh yeah i know, but KZbin wants to be "educational" and a "safe enviroment" for children as we all know, even though from the start it had random content from music to literal horror stories, so i dunno where that came from. But sure, not allowing people to see what is necessary for a full explanation is totally educational :)

[@WolfPawArmoury]

@@Voc_spooksauce blame Google.

[@Voc_spooksauce]

@@WolfPawArmoury Nah, i'll blame KZbin cus that works better, and they are the ones who have the team that makes the rules and all that

[@FloridaJit987]

@@Voc_spooksauce shut

[@koppsr]

One of the most underappreciated movie gems out there.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I appreciate when a movie goes balls to the wall. Lighting an entire play place on fire with gasoline squirt guns? Balls to the wall.

[@juliannah5721]

I got shingles last summer, shit is a nightmare. A painful, icky nightmare. You get it from stress, I guess, & its been pretty stressful for everyone this past year.

[@chasedbyvvolves9256]

You've had chicken pox at some point and it's been hanging out in your brain stem all these years. Stress, dehydration, and some other things can trigger the virus to activate and cause shingles.

[@JuMiKu]

The chickenpox vaccine makes it 78% less likely for you to ever develop shingles, so check your status people.

[@johnathangee1161]

@@chasedbyvvolves9256 WHAT

[@roxashenry8315]

12:19 that's sounds like a... "I do cross fit" kill count-0 Moment

[@Prenz01]

Yo i played pvz and cod zs imma desimate them kids

[@cutecat304]

I think I could make it 3 or 4 rounds of zombie kid waves but I also think Roanoke is overestimating how easy it is to get overwhelmed in a group fight

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I mean I think that terrain and weaponry plays a role here. I feel like I have a better chance in a wooded area with uneven terrain. Like a really dense forest. I can get to higher ground in a tree and have a good vantage point. A few waves might be weakened by brambles, poison ivy, getting lost, eating berries that make them shit themselves, the usual. Long as I have bug spray and some sunscreen I might be good for awhile.

[@itsthatnomad3740]

I remember watching this movie. The intro disturbed the hell out of me when I was younger.

[@RoanokeGaming]

as an adult it makes me laugh lol

[@kegtuwa]

I was 8 and it was terrifying.

[@haka-katyt7439]

@@kegtuwa I am still traumatized by the scene

[@PirateCat822]

Yeah I was 10 when I first watched it

[@yeahok6240]

I was 9 when I watched this and I vowed to never eat chicken nuggets ever again. I broke that vow a few days later

[@Bluesit32]

I had shingles a few years back. It was HIGHLY unpleasant. I thought it was just rug burn at first. Just a patch of it along my left waist and hip. It hurt, but so does rug burn. What rug burn usually doesn't do is begin to swell and...ooze. It was this infection that taught me that shingles is just chicken pox 2.0, having stored itself in side me. Fascinating.

[@EnderalRocks]

Learned more about puberty and our immune system in this video than anyone has ever taught me

[@whoisheiforgothisname2103]

Let's be honest. School K-12 fail in teaching anything. Even academic subjects that prepare you for college.

[@bobw1678]

@@whoisheiforgothisname2103 This is sadly true. You need to be in one of the "advanced" programs to even get a passable education from school these days. I went through grade school a while back and about 3/4s of my teachers just didnt give a dam, barely taught anything, didnt care about the kids. Looking back I'm 90% sure it was bc they were protected by their union and knew they couldnt get fired.

[@whoisheiforgothisname2103]

@@bobw1678 I think the failure of the school system is more than just the unions, It is just that the current curriculum isn't working, students don't remember anything after the test and once they graduate they don't want to learn more and major in complicated fields like Physics or math. Property taxes causes poor neighborhoods like slums have schools that are poorly maintained so you have these crumbling schools that aren't going to provide those kids the opportunity to move up the wealth ladder. I don't think Unions are the problem, I think Unions are the few good things of being a teacher. Being a teacher is very difficult because you need to plan out the lesson, so often teachers make these very simple questions that they can scantron or glance at, that is the issue with teachers I don't deny there is the bad that the bad aren't seperated by the good but It is more a symptom not the problem of the broader issue. TLDR: We have a problem with property taxes and the curriculum doesn't work, the teachers need to make very simplified multiple choice question tests that don't prove mastery and most students leave the test the next day knowing nothing.

[@torynnielsen5646]

Thank you Roanoke for helping me find this gem of a movie. You kind of are like a movie reviewer like the critical drinker in that you've helped me find some awesome movies.

[@youjustgotvectored8762]

I was so confused because I remember watching this yesterday lol

[@Darkslayer289]

You ain't the only one. 😁

[@Wearierbeast532]

@@Darkslayer289 for a second I thought I was reliving the same day

[@hydrogenone6866]

3rd time is the charm.

[@tannerseymour2902]

He had to blur the gore sadly... monetization reasons.

[@samremson7189]

YOUR NOT WRONG I WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY!

[@thezambambo2184]

I know the movie's a comedic horror, but I still feel a bit bad for those two teachers on the playground, like, they're just doing their job and actually seem concerned about the kids

[@professionalh8r367]

Roanoke:*Uses Science to explain a movie to Educate the public* KZbin:You weren't supposed to do that

[@beverlyarcher546]

Google/KZbin* there fixed it

[@knightwing1224]

LMAO I never realized that the baby attacked the mom

[@Mistheart101]

As I said in the last upload, approximately: I wonder how a sequel would even work. My musings on this will, admittedly, ignore the fact that the dark comedy tone of the first movie means the sequel would feature incompetence from global leaders or people on the ground. So! There's already the fact that the virus likely burns out the body within like, a few days. It's going to run out of suitable hosts to spread it pretty quickly, because the amount of individuals it can impact so severely is gonna, well, go down real fast. Combine that with the fact that the burning of cities and the existence of the virus makes it onto the news, and the leaders of various countries will likely make snap decisions to shut their borders to anyone from the US. Along the borders to Canada and Mexico, this is obviously gonna be a lot more difficult to enforce, so there's likely gonna be problems there. The further away a country is, the better they can prepare. Additionally, the spread's gonna be further limited between people having time to prepare, and the probable short lifespans of hosts. Fort Chicken is in Illinois, and I WAS going to note the state's population density but uh. Chicago is north of Danville so that's likely a problem. Still though, other states will likely have time to mobilize troops and realistically, I don't think a bunch of feral children stand much of a chance against the actual military. So really, this is something that could be bounced back from, *if* we look at it from a real-world angle. In the reality of the setting, things would probably get real fucked.

[@coolgirlNbloomingt]

Not to mention it only really spreads through children so just keep children locked up in thier homes for a while till all these host kids meat suits breakdown. Protecting kids is something most people would naturally do preventing the spread. Most of these infected kids cant open doors or operate with much higher thought. Numbers wise there are way less kids than adults ( especially since its only prepubescent kids) and even if they didnt expire quickly as it strongly seems they will my estimate is every 3 adults only has to take out 1 kid. And thats not considering very younge children who get the disease 0-2 wont really be able to do much in the way of combat. Only big downside is they are kids and Most people will not want to attack them especially if they are thier own child which could lead to perimiter breaches letting the virus spread. However after word has gotten out theres no real excuse for people not being more prepared.

[@inolongerusethisaccount4004]

Only the kids can be infected so they will qurantiene only kids to stop the spread of it The zombie kids won't stand a chance against the military since the military will use ranged combat not melee combat so it very easy

[@thedivineshadow451]

ah shit....its in illinois

[@Everlucky_Clover]

i wanna remark........ im so proud for this movie. they actually did diabetic emergency properly. wish more shows realized running for insulin when a diabetic faints is more likely to murder than to save them.

[@TheROZOZOZO]

KZbin be like "we have KZbin kids for kids!" Then be like "KZbin must be family friendly!"

[@matic8720]

Welcome to youtube democracy!

[@NatureXwars]

And like what is that "Not suitable for children" setting for anyway when we still have to censor sh*t, whether bleeping cussing in the first two mins or blurring gory stuff?!

[@minisimian]

A Prion infection like Kuru or some strange Variant Creuzfeldt-Jacob Disease would be a good candidate as well as a Virus . Nice series dude . I like it

[@benjaminalmeidaconsumerofbread]

So basically this movies saying that we shouldn’t eat school cafeteria food. P.S Roanoke could you make a video about the M.U.T.O’s from Godzilla 2014.

[@inolongerusethisaccount4004]

School food infected me with depression it looks so depressing and crap

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

@@inolongerusethisaccount4004school food is shit but not that bad lol

[@torricoarksha833]

Absofuckinglutely the M.u.t.os would be awsome to analyze

[@DrGandW]

At least tell kids not to eat discolored slime eugh

[@superroach3397]

My sister kept coming home sick every time she ate school food.

[@THEnicholasvancosky]

not only is the idea of zombies scary, the fact that the (fictional) kids in the film had an entire life ahead of them and had parents and family that loved them oh so much before they get turned into zombies is just sad to me. also them having to be killed also adds fuel to the fire.

[@williambibens4508]

To answer your question about how many children I can beat I’m gonna say I can get to 20 waves before being overwhelmed. I feel like you’d get more and more tired and seeing as this is presumably a fist fight you’re gonna expend a lot of energy.

[@scarydave7245]

How about Blunt force or Sharpstuff

[@williambibens4508]

@@scarydave7245 If I was given like a spear I could take on like 50-60 if I had a sword probably about 40

[@vulpesaxis8494]

my personal estimate is arround 15 to 20 waves barehanded, with a tool or blunt weapon maybe to 30 or so...

[@benmiller5015]

I'd get taken out in the first wave cuz why fight to survive when I can just die

[@scarydave7245]

@@benmiller5015 but its a Painful death which you would feel until you bleed out

[@infernosgaming8942]

Just wanna say Roanoke, I am loving these vids. They are peak infotainment, keep them coming!

[@RoanokeGaming]

Glad you like them!

[@joshuavidrine889]

How many waves of children...? I'd never stop. It would be an eternal bloodbath, just like the Doomslayer's stint in Hell. Edit: Have a great time at your wedding man! Congratulations!

[@raaston9761]

same here with the blood bath plus I would probly make a whip out if there spines ((look up whip made from human spines found in wyoming I am referencing that))

[@JuMiKu]

I doubt it. I have to wrestle a one-year-old toddler several times each day to clean his rump and can tell you that they are friggin' strong even at that tender age. Mind you, my kid is friggin' huge for his age, about as tall as the four-year-old neighbourkid, so maybe I just gave birth to the hulk.

[@cyrcyioth]

About the chicken cooking, during the cooking process the nugget would have to reach and Internal temperature of at least 72°c to kill of the virus, however chicken starts to turn white at around 65°c meaning that it could have looked safe to eat and cooked through even though it wasn't

[@eyesofstatic9641]

I was thinking... "I could've sworn I've already seen this." lol Welp, time to watch it again!

[@grahamelliott9506]

i have watched an average of probably 2 movies a year for the last 5 years but this one is going on my to-watch list for this year! Thanks Roanoke - I bet for all the kid actors this was fun to produce.

[@sorrowinsanity]

Would you, potentially, be up for looking into the mirelurks of the Fallout series?

[@killertrom64]

@MR. X I hated the fight I lost so many ammunition rounds for 19 of my weapons

[@oldreaddy3341]

@@killertrom64 Wdym, it's an easy fight.

[@Zanelander]

My guy, watch an Oxhorn or Shoddycast video on the subject.

[@Darquine]

Belated Congrats on the marriage, Roanoke. Hope it goes great for you both.

[@DSMCasual]

*”Come on, Johnson.”* *Throw basketball, but missed* *”What the F is Happening!”* - Pe Teacher(Wade)

[@loyalbeta]

I legit just finished this movie about 20 minutes ago, though it’s been on the list a long time running…. And the whole time I couldn’t stop thinking “I really hope Roanoke has broken this down, I gotta know if they got it right” YOU ARE A NATIONAL TREASURE. Thank you!

[@reconab12]

Rip, but by the way congratulations on getting married Roanoke Gaming

[@flarestriker2005]

Been awhile since I last saw this movie(Was like 10 when I first saw it, now 18 looking back at this). I remember that movie making me go like: "Yeah..I'mma lay off the McNuggets for now or just inspect them closely for any darkened spots on them." and it had me coming up with escape plans and which friends I should take with me to safety incase something like that happens lol. So many memories.

[@loganharman6360]

I think this is one of his best, and most informative videos yet. Also I have to say I loved that “You know papa Ronoake is her to drop that sweet science information on you” 😂

[@bjjbryanninja2875]

Let's go I had a feeling u had made a video on this movie... I just found your channel last week and I can't stop watching your vids lol

[@KiomonDuck]

I could take all the waves. No child should go unbeaten in that circumstance.

[@3bydacreekside]

"No child should go un-beaten."

[@sparking023]

Well, who would think a B tier flick would be so science-based. Also, on the topic of child hordes... Considering the current state of health and how a lot of children simply spend their days immobile in front of screens, I'd take 9, maybe then waves, without getting exhausted. I would require a pole arm for that neat reach, and an open area to maneuver around.

[@cordonazo1089]

I love your videos, they're full of knowledge that I normally wouldn't get in school because I fall asleep so many times, honestly your my reason why I'm passing science class.

[@lukeystrike]

Damn... they not only did research on virology. They did research on average intelligence of teachers and cops too. Edit: This movie is actually great.

[@lukeystrike]

Seriously, every adult in this movie acts strangely and/or unreasonably.

[@martinroner5688]

It is a great movie, except when you're a vegan 😂

[@Technobabble83]

I mean wouldnt all of us act irrationally in a situation like this, but it is also a comedy movie so what the hell

[@TheLonwolf626]

I remembered watching this yesterday and was confused on why it was saying it was uploaded today. Guess I'll just watch it again. And this lovely comment to boost the algorithm

[@pacrat190]

I work for a company that produces chicken I like that you touch on the precautions we have to take It is no joke about all the precautions we have to go through to prevent anything from spreading between chicken houses and farms Some info Every few months (usually 3) every farm gets a new flock, depending on the sizes of their farms they get more chicks than others We test every flock (kinda randomly but flocks that show more vulnerabilities or issues will get tested more frequently) When supervisors visit farms to vaccinate or test how the current flocks are doing, they must put on protective clothing when going into any chicken house (farms will have multiple to house all the chickens) They must put on fresh gear between each house to prevent any cross contamination Plus our workers aren’t allowed to have chicken coops at home (some do have farms but they have contracts with the company and go through the same regulations as all the companies farms) There’s a bunch more of smaller things to prevent parasites, viruses, and any sicknesses jumping from one farm to another :) Now I don’t directly go to farms myself much, tho I did a few times when I first started my job just so I could understand some of the terms and things I’d be seeing in my work It was very annoying to put on what was basically a hazmat suit that was for a 6’5” man (I’m 5’1”) plastic boot covers, masks, hairnets, and gloves between every chicken house in 90° And yes this is very wasteful which sucks but there isn’t much more the company will do to change this lmao

[@yazi7790]

This whole movie was just Dwight's dream. Would explain why it's well researched.

[@RoanokeGaming]

lmao thats a possibility!

[@HunterSentinel]

12:18 that’s the entire premise of this movie… not zombie apocalypse in a school.. hahahaha the entire movie is “how many fifth graders could you take?” Hahahaha that’s why I like this movie.

[@GhazMazMSM]

I love to see an episode on the Parasite/virus from the movie The Cave.

[@rachelmoore3418]

It's really interesting to hear you talk about how illness affect men and women! I have a friend taking HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) and they've been experiencing so many changes surrounding illness. To be clear, they're AFAB and taking testosterone. They've found they're getting sick more often and easier. Previously they could catch the flu and just keep going. Now? They turn into a baby 😅it's fascinating. They also mentioned having a much lower pain tolerance now, but thicker skin. Knicks and oil from a pan don't hurt so much anymore, but stubbing their toe is CRIPPLING 🤣

[@alilaro]

BRUH I literally showed up here like 'Huh, two videos in two days on the same movie? Roanoke must really like this film!' and then started to question my entire life and if I was in some kind of timeloop as I rewatched the same video twice. 😔

[@iantl2419]

Roanoke casually talking about the movie where children become bloodthirsty monsters full of gore who will become brain dead within a couple days is a fun story with comedy

[@pirate333]

This movie gave me a phobia of chicken nuggets for a year

[@IAmSolelyGarfieldFan89]

Now a racon sponsorship is something I wont skip but i have seen them over a 1000 times

[@mba8154]

You should explore the virus In “Primal”

[@goimei]

I second this!

[@thisisnotragnaros8402]

I also second this.

[@FloridaJit987]

Second this

[@tinfoil778]

This movie seriously freaked me out as a kid, i couldn't sleep for days

[@Scarlet_Soul]

Cooties 2 electric boogaloo

[@RoanokeGaming]

ya hate to see it

[@victoegarkia3986]

How the hell do you only get like a few hundred thousand views? You deserve way more my dude. I hope one day you hit an average of 1 million at least

[@Jredizzle1]

This one of my favorite movies lmao. It really makes you think "How many first graders could I take down?"

[@HackiePuffs]

10:26 it’s okay man you can say period we all pretty much know what it is lol

[@HyrannoCraft]

Hey Roanoke I have some movies for you to check out: Reptisaurus (2009 Dinocroc (2004) Supergator (2007) Yonggary (1999) Aberration (1997) Anonymous Rex (2004) The faculty (1998) Sea fever (2020) Snakehead terror (2004) Bering sea beast (2013) Mongolian death worm (2010) Carny (2009) Sea beast (2008) Loch Ness terror (2008) Dragon Fighter (2003) Legendary (2013) Dark was the night (2014) Just thought these movies may be up your Alley, mainly due to the creatures in them that I think you should talk about.

[@Lioness006]

The Faculty is iconic and also features Elijah Wood. He doesn't age. Lol

[@ArlanKels]

The kid running out and the guy being all "Eh whatever"? Yeah that happens a lot more than you'd think. A local kid almost died because of it.

[@OkSlendy]

That’s really a shame. Only if the overlords were more lenient.

[@grandoblivion5268]

No shame in admitting I’d make it to about 10-20 waves. First graders have A LOT more energy than you think. Unless you one shot them all every time, you might not make it to 60 waves, let alone 50 with fifth graders in the mix

[@marcofioretti6908]

This movie: has beautiful practical gore effects which Roanoke wants to show us. KZbin: I’m gonna stop you right there!

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

This is literally teaching me how viruses work. THROUGH THE POWER OF FILM!!

[@maniac7770]

How many first graders could I fight is a question to which the answer is dictated by a few factors. One: do I have some choice of armaments? Two: how much prep time do I have? Three: What environment would I be fighting in? Going off the setting of the movie, being a reasonably fit adult with some experience in fighting, I'd say there's a good chance I could probably deal with at least a dozen, since as long as I've taken some protective measures, it shouldn't be hard to make quick, decisive blows to eliminate an opponent in a life/death scenario.

[@Caluin]

7:36 the cop is badger from breaking bad

[@TheGhostbuster1989]

This movie makes me never want to touch chicken nuggets ever again.

[@papajohnathan1374]

I think I've watched 2-3 films just because you've done a video on them, your videos are awesome!

[@tek512]

Should've been called the McDonald's virus.

[@AnomalyINC]

The McVirus!

[@tek512]

@@AnomalyINC And for kids just starting puberty, McVirus Lite!

[@inolongerusethisaccount4004]

McVirus I'm Eatin them

[@Banana-xz3sn]

@@inolongerusethisaccount4004 should have been McVirus I'm Eatin Them

[@inolongerusethisaccount4004]

@@Banana-xz3sn gonna edit it then

[@bung20]

Zombie kid: goes to nurse. Nurse: Here's an ice pack, now im gonna call your parents, go back to class.

[@intotheforestPro]

Plus these little demons don’t have a chance Against John wick

[@zchen27]

Until Papa KZbin takes their side XD.

[@intotheforestPro]

@@zchen27 ?

[@AnomalyINC]

Or my great uncle "Ertong" Sui Zhi Ji!

[@basileusgaming7047]

Oh no subpar acting

[@orecues9360]

Ikr..??? Damn...even all of the mythological gods cant beat John Wick, fuck all of them..John Wick could beat the crap of every protagonist and antagonist of every movie..period

[@blazingflame5674]

My dude, thank you for the raycons, this is a great vid, and have a wonderful night.

[@justinpohl8986]

Answering your question, I think I could reach up to wave 25 or 30 max. depending on how the waves happen. If they stay the same number and attack one by one, without a timelimit, then I think I would reach wave 30 without much trouble. If there's a timelimit, then it would be a bit more trouble, maybe wave 20ish. If there's no timelimit but growing numbers in each wave but still one by one attacks, maybe wave 25, due to me outruning them or keeping 1 softlocked to catch my breath. If it's full on BR style with timelimit, all attack at once AND growing numbers, wave 15 tops. Also, would I be allowed mellee weapons after/during the Boss-fight? If yes, then I'd be able to reach wave 20ish pretty regularly. Furthermore, what is the timespan between the waves or advance the waves seamless without, like Idk a 5 min. break to catch breath and/or repair damaged equiptment, and can I loot the slain enemies for resources to craft/repair helpful stuff?

[@helterskelter416]

0:46 LMFAO they got a shot of the fly pooping. pure gold

[@pizzapastaputitinabox322]

I saw the trailer for this as a kid and it made me stop eating chicken nuggets for like 2 years.

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

10:50 things that you can use: Glucose tablets(usually in nurses office) Glucose gel(more effective that prior, also nurse) candy(available about everywhere) A soda(this works about the fastest, much like the gel) Pure sugar(I won’t even elaborate) Bread(slow but works, chicken nuggets and tenders don’t have enough density, I mean actual bread) Rice/potatos(starch, fast and you don’t need more than a cup or two) Tree bark(starches) A1 sauce (a decent bit of sugar)

[@Xfaction1111]

I find it oddly calming to see Meredith in a this movie . . . Further viewing of the Office is required.

[@seth6665]

And Dwight

[@lizzyrank5405]

Im sure someone already said this, but I love how they handle making a horror movie with a bunch of kids. This was practically field day for them to insure they wouldnt be scared when preforming.

[@izzy2896]

9:57 Its amazing how a person can live without the frontal lobe

[@arrowsplit8659]

6:49 I like how cars are driving past and not even noticing whats going on

[@Lostinspacedreal]

Man, being in Britain has its perks in zombie films, as everything only seems to happen in America

[@danbasford7456]

Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Cockneys Vs. Zombies, I'll even allow 28 Weeks Later. Also, "The Worlds End" and "Attack the Block for aliens". 😉 Some of my favorite zombie/alien movies take place in Great Britain.

[@Lostinspacedreal]

@@danbasford7456 ah

[@melpomenesnightmare7291]

Yeah, but Britain definitely had one of the scariest ones (28 Days Later).

[@Lostinspacedreal]

@@melpomenesnightmare7291 true, SOTD Had some amazing practical effects

[@BigPapaPerique]

As a teacher i enjoyed this documentary on schools and society as a whole