The War Thunder Experience 2

[@heinrich9125]

Engines get ripped off the plane. "Sir, the engines are overheating"

[@loyala.9322]

hmm I guess it is

[@itsmeanormalperson205]

Entire Wing ripped off: Game: "You have a hole in your right wing!"

[@jonL88]

*You got a hole in the left of your engine*

[@j-c4997]

“I think you’re leaking something!”

[@heinrich9125]

Crashes into another plane. Somebody: "Stall warning!!!"

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

I love the bike bell noise with 162. Poor thing is trying it’s best.

[@threadworm437]

I love you

[@thatoneguy6466]

First comment I’ve seen of yours that’s not at the top

[@shadlz1628]

The 162 pilot’s reaction to finally getting a kill hit me in the feels

[@jakeb6703]

I aced my 162 lol. Can't say this is a good endorsement of my mental state

[@lt_darkseekerantique3911]

His first kill! And all it took was to bully the worst bomber in the game!

[@toveychurchill6468]

"The engines are over heating sir!" " Not if they're detached :)"

[@SquireComedy]

Ah, clever.

[@toveychurchill6468]

@@SquireComedy I serve the Squidonian empire :) Yessssssssd

[@CalgarGTX]

They could be detached... and overheating

[@humanoidwolf]

@@SquireComedy sir I've spotted enemy german or possibly the red barron (meanwhile in a German trench hans are drunk nien i don't have unn schnapps sir ) what should we do sir

[@_Matsimus_]

Games played: *YES* y e s

[@huntercorrales6794]

Ha what a game it is it's about as bad as siege...😪

[@joskethegreat4154]

Dedication: Yes Patience: Yes The will to live after an avoidable crash : No

[@angrywehraboosnoises8016]

Yes

[@stealthcone]

Yet another Matsimus sighting

[@C-Earl_Grey]

It's over 9000

[@terik3312]

The amount of effort that goes into the adds alone is worth it's own video

[@SquireComedy]

Hahaha! Thanks Steve!

[@ericzhou6020]

indeed!

[@average_peanut_fan3059]

Indeed!

[@smokecrash2147]

indeed

[@SquireComedy]

@The name is Wolfff Indeed

[@raptin1595]

Ah the kamikazi joke never gets old, just like kamikazi pilots

[@emilbt7588]

That is a oof & half

[@hilpowuxing8273]

@@emilbt7588 that’s what the ships said

[@oz6226]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

[@kakagakakerger4165]

kamikaze

[@kittycatwithinternetaccess2356]

Tennoheikabanzai!!

[@biggles1483]

"How many of the team are left alive?" "About half" "Ah well we must be close..." I see no fault with this perfect analysis

[@youdontneedtoknow6621]

I disagree, usually it’s WAY less

[@mcphan6881]

Nah there is a fault, its that I see nobody on the sky except for them

[@SebHaarfagre]

Ground battles: I play my vehicle, have a decent game, then die. Oh, cool, match looks about even. Should be fine to bring out a plane and have some fun. _Spawns plane_ _Reach the ground battlefield_ _Everyone on the team is now dead and lost all caps, all in the matter of a minute_

[@grantreigel1852]

As a dedicated B-17 player, I can say this is way to realistic

[@jotarokujo4787]

B17 should be more stronger to handle a single cannon bullet from a 109

[@panzerschiff9805]

@@jotarokujo4787 Minengeschoss go Pow.

[@susbox5554]

As a b-25 bomber I don't know how to answer this or i don't know what the fuck I'm talking about

[@Rajeesh_23]

Same here. War thunder should really start making the b-17s out of anything but toothpicks and glue

[@Daniel-ms9ks]

same

[@SquireComedy]

I often wonder what our neighbors must think, when they hear us screaming "Take that, you bosch bastard" out into the garden at the top of our lungs. *Edit - I should mention that this video was meant to be filmed inside some real bombers, but lockdown saw to our museum escapades. So, the garden with a greenscreen it was. Also, I forgot to shout out the brilliant voice actors in this video. Go check out MikeGoesBoom and Rob (The Intrepid VA) below! Mike: kzbin.info/door/MW6y4wDLyhD-vreGIRjwYw Rob: www.artstation.com/theintrepid3dguy

[@stephenminett111]

Squire, I love your videos 😊. They make me so happy

[@jamesharding3459]

Perhaps they're used to it by now.

[@samiliasregina7670]

Seems fairly normal accept we just curse less politely here in Texas

[@ethanphilp8220]

They would have thought: Did the wars really end?

[@kittycatwithinternetaccess2356]

You should make one more bfv video

[@Rodiboy60]

“Are we still, yes then it’s just general flak” -squire

[@jokermaness]

Great bit

[@Guy.WhoAsked]

You ruined it.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

General Flak o>

[@garrettz1340]

“Machine guns! - you mean machine gun.”

[@stormpockx5424]

Plane: going down Crew: where in the bloody hell is that damn Stuka I keep hearing?

[@RoterAdmiral]

twice! And me too didn't see one, once!

[@dcnumber9]

that "i want go back to tier 1" feeling as applicable in the greater manchester area as is it in war thunder

[@SquireComedy]

That made me chuckle.

[@average_peanut_fan3059]

Ah yes, I see your situation is similar to mine... :(

[@davidlow8104]

In Cambridgeshire we only have tier 2, which is annoying when it means you still can't meet people inside, even though its bloody cold.

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

I've said this SO many times...

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

@@davidlow8104 Yes it seems unnecessarily harsh considering it was snowing this morning and it's a fairly low infection rate area... The good news is squash courts are back open so you don't have to exercise in the cold and snow... The bad part is you're apparently not even allowed to play with someone from your household.

[@intorsusvolo7834]

“This is literally going to take the rest of my life.” Even when you die from old age or other natural causes you still wouldn’t have unlocked everything.

[@Caldera01]

After getting jets "Take me back to tier 1, PLEASE!" I felt that. I felt that so hard. lol

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

I miss tier 1 and 2. Shame there's nobody playing them anymore.

[@MegaExCaliber]

Well blame Vietnam for that

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

I'm in tier 3 and I want to go back

[@Caldera01]

@@DarkPsychoMessiah Tier 3 and 4 are my personal favorites. You just need to find the right plane for you. For me it's nimble fighters with medium speeds.

[@largeblackwilly2037]

@@Caldera01 I personally like to go fast and light

[@ToastLord42]

3:40 "Oh my god! Help! Help! Hello team, I am requesting assistance" sums up bomber gameplay perfectly

[@everettefuquaiv6486]

yeah sadly

[@Huskayvarna701]

I don't know why, but a squire video is always something special

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate, that's made me very happy.

[@halo129830]

You forgot space fires!

[@xaviermoorman6247]

Its because he posts atleast only every month

[@barbarossavr]

Idk, probs the satire lmao

[@intorsusvolo7834]

Because he’s British.

[@regular6338]

7:50 idk why but his reaction is actually heartwarming (for me as a german)

[@ulrickts]

_Bill never reminded the Skipper that there's a hole in the left and/or right wing._ 0/10

[@modelraildan2002]

YOUR LEAKING SOMETHING

[@caula1815]

Yeah, that's a classic

[@hunterbear2421]

the game said your leaking something and at that moment i was losing coolant oil from all 3 of my engines and fuel because i was missing the tip and engine of my wing. i was like no shit sherlock

[@h545-k9m]

4:14 "Not when it dives at 200 knots."

[@midn1ght471]

“Where are the guns”, famous last words

[@SquireComedy]

Aha! Proof you watched it the majority of the way through! Thanks mate!

[@johnathanlee3249]

8:00 is my favorite part

[@tugalord]

7:59 F for the HE162 pilot

[@SquireComedy]

Nah

[@TheEurofighter100]

F

[@Jeeters87]

The He162's bicycle bell nearly killed me.

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

I was eating dinner and choked on my food after hearing that.

[@rottenspooks3518]

"Where are its guns?" Me getting the Arado 234 b-2

[@sleepygryph]

That perfect inflection of astonished disbelief then shift to glee and then later the tearful joy at the kill made this for me. Props to whoever did the german voice acting.

[@SquireComedy]

Mikegoesboom! Give him a KZbin search!

[@Jake-ch5cy]

I knew the German sounded like him

[@koneeche]

6:47 brilliant power play by the captain only thwarted by his slightly more sensible co-pilot!

[@johnyoung4441]

"Get ready to open the Bomb bay doors." *Opens the Bombay doors*

[@SquireComedy]

Hahaha!

[@Planefan1000]

So that's what that joke was! I was wondering where the Indian music played into it

[@footchess387]

HEY nigel i hope you don't forget to put that 3 second fu..... OK we acn't afford to do anymore misatkes

[@jakebrex4270]

I hate how accurate this is..

[@dudeinadoughboy4327]

*Wings rip off* "The engines sir! They're overheating!" *Priorities*

[@bigtexgaming7296]

I died at that part

[@nickpennisi1635]

I just made the goofiest laugh ive ever heard when he said “HOUSTON! WE GOT SPACE JAPS!” 😂😂😂

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

It's just so deliciously absurd and delivered with such gusto.

[@Blueboy0316]

"Help yourselves everybody, there's no fighter escort".

[@SquireComedy]

"It's like shooting rats in a barrel"

[@Blueboy0316]

@@SquireComedy "never let me catch you doing a victory roll over my airfield again"

[@livethefuture2492]

my best defense is really to just get so high, that they can't bother to climb up to me.

[@themanwithallthewrongopini3551]

@@livethefuture2492 how? Whenever I play bomber everyone climbs above me somehow

[@theultimatederp3288]

@@livethefuture2492 And suddenly from above: Tennōheika BANZAI!

[@Daniel-wy2kx]

“Take me back to tier one” MOOD

[@sheonanluke349]

Love the part at 6:47 Where the co-pilot slowly proceeds to put the Webley into mouth In mind: one pull and end all the suffering

[@matt53696]

A german kommandant will do that

[@theindisposable5525]

Squire: I've got us a sponsorship, and to advertise it you'll just need to cavort shirtless in the woods and pretend to be Gollum! Bill: Couldnt I just start an onlyfans?

[@tsiagian6610]

Bill: **choking Squire just to get his wallet** The audience: "oooohh, kinky."

[@TheCookie69]

Wait a minute

[@scripe1957]

@@TheCookie69 name checks out

[@xx_insert_cool_username_he6876]

@@scripe1957 yes

[@Gazmus]

Squire seems to have been raised entirely on old war films, Time Team and Blackadder 👌 That's parenting done right!

[@jojomaster7675]

My plane: Burning down in flames while flatspinning and slowly falling down to the ground. WarThunder: Check your oil, I think you're leaking!

[@akriegguardsman]

It is kinda leaking

[@Guy.WhoAsked]

*Y O U V E G O T A H O L E I N Y O U R L E F T W I N G*

[@Sniper_4_Life]

@@Guy.WhoAsked While your wing is already miles away from the plane

[@joshuaolejasz9590]

Good old smolspite

[@jojomaster7675]

@@joshuaolejasz9590 Smolspite never fails! ;)

[@RexorKisashi]

ITS THE ENGINEER OF Battlefield Friends! I FORGOT HIS NAME BUT I RECOGNIZED HIS VOICE AAA 7:19 AAAAAAAAA!!!

[@fallout200]

How to play bombers in War Thunder: Step one: Don’t. Just don’t.

[@mikkojk83]

Step two: If you really insist on playing bombers, buy Ju-288

[@Stars_51]

Step 2 : Never at low alt 5:09

[@ashman8891]

@@mikkojk83 t18b-1 also works in a pinch

[@FriedrichHerschel]

Especially not british ones.

[@magnus7857]

It's not that bad, if the bombing points aren't close to the enemy airfield. Then their fighters usually meet the friendly fighters first. I've had some decent games in a Stirling that way

[@BrockvsTV]

What a beautiful ad at the end, extra points for the LOTR skit. A fantastic video as always

[@tsiagian6610]

When Squire uploaded a video Me on my online classes: **Just left the meeting**

[@mrwolf_hunt3r908]

Yes

[@SquireComedy]

Hahah! These videos are plenty educational. I promise.

[@troutwarrior6735]

@@SquireComedy Yesssss. Probably

[@rickgrimes_69420]

i just leave the World of Tanks blitz

[@pauld6967]

@The Black Tulip Considering that I am 'on break' from my work right now to watch the video,...I completely understand. 🙂

[@sebbes333]

"Watch out for low flying trees" 5:09 ;P

[@typicalmovie7329]

When you activated the auto pilot you actually activated the crash into a random mountain mode.

[@vaclav_fejt]

It's been a long time since I've turned the autopilot to "keep direction" from "proceed at a slight climb".

[@VPERStijnMF]

Are you guys flying at treetop level or something?

[@ammarokla7217]

@@vaclav_fejt HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!

[@vaclav_fejt]

@@ammarokla7217 Settings - Main Settings - Air Battles Settings - Autopilot (off)

[@Frankabyte]

-"So... how many games did you play?" Squire: "It's over NINE THOUSAND!!!!"

[@blubloxx6948]

pilot: gets ripped to shreds by 20 and 37mm aa cannons war thunder: pilot knocked unconscious

[@johnyoung4441]

*"unconscious."*

[@AudieHolland]

I disagree. One would get ripped to shreds by anything in between 7.92 mm and 20mm. From 20mm and up, your seperate bodyparts would be starting their own franchise.

[@zafranorbian757]

Well I am fairly certain someone hit by a 37mm is usually not concious anymore. Among other things...

[@lennartproost]

There hard nuts ey, those pilots

[@AudieHolland]

@RE K You know what 88 stands for?

[@redviking5078]

I’ve been watching you for years, and I love all your content. It’s really cool to see some OG content on war thunder.

[@mayonotes9849]

The plane is set on fire to keep the tea warm. How kind of the Germans!

[@SimCityEA1989]

Video: *Bomber Crashes* Video Ad Interrupts at the moment it crashes: "Save Money, Live Better, Walmart" And Mustache: "Uh, Nigel, you did remember to put a 3 second fuse on those bombs right?" Video: *The second you hear the hit marker noise* Ad: "Save Money, Live Better, Walmart"

[@viet_cong_momiji2324]

So.... Literally no matter where you are there is always a Japanese Kamikaze

[@SonsOfLorgar]

Yup,sometimes in a licence built F4 Phantom clone...

[@RhuBin02]

@@SonsOfLorgar even scarey then

[@wooeo9962]

As long as your playing as U.S there always be an WWII Japanese fighter boutta swift manuever your ass, despite it being the 1970s

[@aerodyte6908]

Absolutely love how in every silver lions guide the bv-238 is treated as if it is the hand of god itself in all aspects and that illusion is immediately shattered when you play a couple of air rb battles and end up getting clobbered by xp-50s or anything with a cannon on it before you’re even able to make your repair cost in silver lions and end up losing sl

[@cromwell4029]

"help, team I need assistance" team: I decided on supporting him *and then i decided not to*

[@SquireComedy]

Bloody typical.

[@livethefuture2492]

@@SquireComedy ahh... War Thunder!

[@BrownFoxWarrior]

Pure gold as usual. Wish Gaijin would put as much love into bombers as you guys put into the sponsor section.

[@neonhorizons5800]

"80% of the enemy team wont give up their 2000m altitude advantage over our planes just to kill one bomber will they?" Famous last words

[@randey272]

They will, thats the point of it after all

[@ArfiniGa]

Plane: totally destroyed and on fire Virtual Instructor: "Check your oil pression I think you're leaking"

[@thatoneguy6466]

You forgot to mention when you finally drop your 5000kg 1 meter away from a tank “HIT”

[@Eman-720]

I've put HE shells from the P.108A's 102mm cannon next to artillery and didn't even get that.

[@thatoneguy6466]

@@Eman-720 the bombs and shells must have been made in China

[@HasHas21]

I just found your videos and they're so good I subscribed and I like them!

[@jamesharding3459]

Last time I was this early, the Sudetenland was still free.

[@SquireComedy]

Oof

[@panzerkampfwagenviiimaus2187]

Dude! Last time I was this early, Porsche still made tanks

[@animeAJproductions]

ROFL

[@Sondrebol]

@@owenjones9782 In Roman times?

[@vaclav_fejt]

It's free again, mind you....or...free from whom exactly?

[@theschwomp4149]

Ok but why was Bill's gollum impression unironically really good

[@MrUoutthere]

That "Bomb bay doors" joke is underrated.

[@edwalmsley1401]

Cracked me up too 🤣

[@livethefuture2492]

what is that about, haven't really played bombers that much...

[@FirstDagger]

@@livethefuture2492 ; Bomb bay -> Bombay, is joke.

[@MrUoutthere]

@@livethefuture2492 Bombay is (was?) the name of a city in India, hence the Indian music

[@sanjithd3343]

@@MrUoutthere Its still a city, just with the name Mumbai now....

[@1KosovoJeSrbija1]

2:45 pure genius

[@PureRushXevus]

3:35 perfect place to quote finding nemo. "MINE, MINE, MINE"

[@lunchbox1398]

I was gone for 4 years and first time i played i get Sir UK in recommended. Im happy!!!

[@Orangefan77]

Of all the things making me laugh in this video, Bill's 1 oven mitt is for some reason making me laugh the hardest.

[@SquireComedy]

I'll let him know, mate. :)

[@Gaizhun]

What is the joke with the oven mitt?

[@Crazy_Hulk99]

Churchill “we will bomb Berlin” squire “how about some farms”

[@swiftspooner66]

Shouts out to gaijin for inadvertently upping squires production quality with new power update

[@SquireComedy]

They've done us a solid!

[@friendlyrando4092]

*flatspinning* "We've got him on the ropes" 😆 I've been sitting in the hangar for some time now and I dont think im ready for 12am headaches lol this video will suffice

[@thatonesocialistrevolution5846]

7:45 When you expect this war to be like the last one but you hear Panzerlied blasting from the Ardennes

[@Gryphon861]

4:09 “your not gonna believe this skipper but our engines... are over heating 😂😂😂😂

[@jalk12]

When the german said "this is too easy" he actually said it was "child's play"

[@luomodiroiano6829]

Kinderspiele mein Freund

[@jalk12]

@@luomodiroiano6829 exacly

[@GamingwithSuper]

“Skipper our engines are overheating” Me: THEN LET GO OF THE THROTTLE!

[@soundwavegamer2321]

7:45 I don’t know why, but that’s the greatest face I have ever scene that face screams I’m a war thunder pilot

[@aimnotjouk734]

It should be a WT profile picture

[@pjmonix3037]

I’m so happy I’ve been waiting for this

[@drapples1235]

The British accent and moustache made my day ! It shows his patriotism.

[@FelisSiIvestris]

English accent you mean. If you would have heard fellow Scots, your first question's going to be - what part of hell did they just come from?

[@markscarisbrick1534]

@@FelisSiIvestris Lmao, technically though he is not wrong, they do have British accents but more specifically English ones. Yees.

[@FelisSiIvestris]

@Рамис Карама That is tue but how many times Russia has been sucesfully raided/conquered? Poles (got to Moscow), Swedes in 1700s? Napolleon? But that's only recent centuries and they did not get to far into Russia - and they did not stay there for long so not much impact on the language. England and most if european countries had their population mixed with every another invader every so often. Thus bringing new words into language and also even if trying to learn/speak the language of autochtons it would had sounded different as they were used to other language and different accents etc.

[@FelisSiIvestris]

@Рамис Карама Ofc don't think only one ethinicity lives in whole Russia. But for accents you have to get some conditions met no matter the number of ethnicities. It they are coopearing for very long period of time with no intend of replacing neighbouring civilisation with their own it's easier to unify the language in that area. Also russian model of power was slightly different that western europe for centuries. I have been learning russian in my youth and been in your country quite few times. I actually appreciate everyone speaking in the same manner. No matter if that was St Petersburg, Novosibirsk or Irkutsk. OK bit of exaggeration - there are small differences but not life changing. In here, in my country i know a guy coming from a village less than 20 miles from my place, and most of his converations start with other people blinking their eyes few times with a following 'What now??' :)

[@captainsternn7684]

*Plane gets cut in half by cannon fire* "YOUR LEFT WING!"

[@fwebber13]

I hate having to wait so long for these (But I know why it takes so long) but it's so fun to watch these

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers Fred!

[@polarjet1833]

Because of this video every time I see a squad mate get shot down or their wings rip off and I’m in a party with them I always say “your engines overheated” or “your engines are overheating”

[@nopenope9725]

The B29 was so accurate lmao. If only you could us that one David Bowie song that goes, “ground control to major Tom”

[@chubbycakes6446]

The loading screen kills me more than low altitude 😂

[@ethanphilp8220]

I couldn’t stop laughing at this!!! It’s hilarious!!!!!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks, Ethan. Cheers for watching!

[@ethanphilp8220]

@@SquireComedy ;)

[@cupofearlgreytea7651]

This legitamently hurts... I feel every second of this

[@grandly2214]

9:46 That was one of the best Gollum impressions I have ever seen nice job Steve Also the video sure is more accurate than my artillery in war thunder

[@itzarchie2248]

They should honestly add split screen or 2 player vehicles, like a backseat gunner in a bomber or one person drives the tank while the other fires the guns.

[@Cthight]

This video in short: Bombers are Suffering.

[@yak28]

We need dedicated escorts for bombers. Long-Range Fighter Escort squadron: warthunder.com/en/community/claninfo/Long-Range%20Fighter%20Escort

[@CrizzyEyes]

High-alt bombers, maybe, but I've had tons of fun in attackers that use the forward spawn point at low alt.

[@Tottleminerftw]

"You've got a hole in your right wing"

[@jakeegan3195]

that ending ad might be the best ad ive ever seen and ive seen most of the internet historians ads

[@ashitaka1337]

The B29 Pilot sounds like Mr. Torgue. So perfectly fitting for an american.

[@Delta-es1lg]

"Games Played: Over 9000" And you're still flying a bomber? You're either extremely dedicated or exceedingly foolish. Dunno which.

[@SonsOfLorgar]

Is there a difference?

[@blob643]

Foolishly Dedicated I must say

[@siegfried2k4]

Hey! The BV 238 would like to talk with you.

[@lordwintertown8284]

And than there's the one armed masochist that's fmt3 with +20.000 matches in the B-29, 20.000 with the Tu-4 & 7000 in the Ju-288....

[@themanwithallthewrongopini3551]

I play bomber because I suck at flying fighter and my crew aren’t experienced enough to sustain high g turns

[@nggyu7324]

I love y’all’s content so much

[@lynxmehdi6827]

7:15 Petition to make a full version?

[@Biggles266]

1:14 I cried, cuz it hurt 1:28 I LOL'd, because 2:34 I literally almost spat out my tea at the ripping sound Hit box... bomb fuses... Bombay doors...!!! I'm in tears!!! Every other single time that damn WT music came up I just burst out laughing. Oh, Squire, mate... you've still got it in War Blunder too. o7

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate!

[@YournewFrizzishere]

"Come on, Almost There" Killed me.

[@resonance314]

"good games in the wellington" LMAO

[@mystic8561]

"The engines sir they''re over heating!" What he should have said was "The wings sire they are non existent!"

[@MrCoolguy425]

Nah, that’s 100% a “you’ve got a hole in your right wing!” Moment

[@mystic8561]

@@MrCoolguy425 seems about right

[@klaushauschen]

"Ah, so we're busting a dam?" Nice Dam Buster reference

[@generalsherman1213]

I like to think the He-162 was IronArmenian, since only he could ever get a kill with that thing. I also loved the Lord of the Rings bit at the end with the wallet, that was the best sponsor section I think I've ever seen on KZbin.

[@joeblow9657]

This is way, way too true. TBH I was surprised he could find a server that many times.

[@skootz24]

I can only imagine what being the dude at Ekster that had to approve Squire's promo must be like.

[@Sc0tt_e]

The bliss in mikes voice when he spots the bomber is the best thing ever

[@nathancorfield2609]

The ending was fantastic. I've never laughed so hard when you just looked straight forward and said "Oh Bollocks!"

[@charlessaint7926]

He's still wearing the oven mitt! "The engines are overheating!" Good thing you got the oven mitt!