The Weeb Argument (Objection.lol)

Ah yes, weebs am eye right guys.
Turn out this one was okay. I always thought that this one wont cut it but hey. we here
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[@Real1230]

Just to clarify things: It's okay to be a weeb. You can enjoy watching anime all the time and that's okay👍. This video is for jokes purposes (except the last part of the video, the community are something as a whole) I'm also a weeb so that's something. More so, beginner

[@Terrinist]

Too much anime videos = weeb addiction

[@morsayxd]

@@Terrinist nope lol , when you cant stop from consuming anime/anime game yourself for a moment even when you dont want watch/play IS addiction , not the simple fact of doing it a lot

[@morsayxd]

True anime and anime game are just entertainement and great ones just like watching tv shows or playing basketball , aint nothing wrong with that

[@Larynx_the_Changeling]

What about furries? (I am a furry/brony hybrid if you couldn't tell from the name and pic)

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

@@Terrinist omg you hate weebs everyone make way for me unfunny

[@_soothsayer_]

Alternative title: cyborg guy overdoses on coffee while roasting defense attorney

[@gibbolivious7122]

Alternative title: robodective goes high on caffeine while roasting a lawyer

[@M0nochromedonut]

i think i got high on magic mushrooms going through this

[@ZDragonimated]

nah isnt that all the godot cases tho

[@cupwasneverhere]

Fun fact: His visor produces coffee.

[@bruh2590]

Ruined the 666 likes

[@Dogeasdf]

"so you like 2d women" their world: **is literally 2d**

[@Burn_Angel]

Me: Ah, no, I'm not into 3D girls, I'm not a weirdo. I'm only into 4D girls, I swear!

[@SarahAbramova]

Who was the fat guy in Danganronpa v1? Edit: Hifumi

[@monkeetoe1657]

What if animated shows in animated shows looked like real life but the proportions were really off Like irl but with huge noses or something

[@Burn_Angel]

@@monkeetoe1657 That'd be fucking uncanny, what the hell.

[@skibiditoiletfan1003]

@@SarahAbramova Hifumi

[@ssjbevegeta3008]

Finally , something Phoenix can't bullshit his way out of.

[@tylerhood4004]

I don’t because if I did I would’ve bleached my eyes 2 times of full bleach

[@lockedinrizzler]

666 likes the devil

[@randomguy8914]

@@lockedinrizzler now its 939 likes im thinking of a keter object scp..

[@Black-fp3dy]

Objection

[@4tbf616]

@@Black-fp3dy HOLD IT!

[@The_n00bygod]

"SUSpicious" nearly killed me

[@canzuk4673]

Gus 😳

[@ShadowSans666]

Gus Johnson >:)

[@SunInJar]

Gus 💀

[@frokydafroakie]

Cuss

[@mycel57able]

Gus 😱

[@GeckyWecky]

I like how when he throws the coffee he just has another one on standby.

[@TheUltimateRare]

i swear he has an infinity coffee machine just below him. he can never run out.

[@sheiladesnoo8649]

@@TheUltimateRare but the coffee cups are always sliding over the counter and don't just appear

[@primespark22]

Then he has a machine next to him on the table

[@sheiladesnoo8649]

@@primespark22 then where is the machine in the wide shots of the courtroom

[@Messenger_Yan]

@@sheiladesnoo8649 maybe it’s small enough to be hidden behind godot in the wideshots? That’s my best guess

[@mmgmagic]

3:57 I love the one frame of Phoenix looking confident at the sus joke!

[@austinwthompson45]

I know lol

[@MoistSquirrel38]

Plot twist: they all actually know Edgeworth is a weeb as well, they just don’t bully him for it cuz he’s a homie.

[@focalpoint._]

Would the Steel Samurai count as an anime or a normal sunday morning cartoon?

[@kasyfi5546]

@@focalpoint._ idk, up to you

[@Ray_Moses]

Impliying Phoenix isn't a homie :(

[@Burn_Angel]

@@focalpoint._ Every cartoon is called anime in Japan, no matter where it comes from. Only us foreigners make the distinction. I don't know much about Ace Attorney, but I heard the Samurai show is a live action thingie.

[@samhainshinguji6460]

@@focalpoint._ it is like Power Rangers basically

[@ayleth891]

Why aren't people talking about Miles Edgeworth's love of the Steel Samurai anime? It's possible that Edgeworth introduced anime to Wright.

[@ffreman0009]

Aaaaaaaaaaaa didn't knew that, I only knew the old guard woman gifted him a steel samurai (or thats what spanish examinations says about it on Miles room)

[@pasta5332]

Because in-universe, the Steel Samurai isn't an anime, it's a live action show.

[@ryosuke.takahashi]

Also the fact that (from the anime) it was Phoenix and Larry who introduced him to it when they all became friends means that no, Miles didn't introduce steel samurai to Wright

[@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133]

@@ryosuke.takahashi They introduced him to some older show. Wright never cared about Steel Samurai unlike Miles.

[@bluemariomedia8351]

OBJECTION! STEEL SAMURAI IS A TOKUSATSU! LIVE ACTION!

[@asvenson5267]

Godot having an infinite supply of coffee that he has to have literally every other word he says is comedy gold Which probably means something’s wrong with me

[@big_sea]

yes

[@pie8505]

IM A WEEB AND REALLY TRUST ME I CARE ABOUT THE PLO- *explodes*

[@simskii.]

EXPLOSION!

[@simskii.]

@MARTIN OLLO VAL fancy seeing you here again.

[@giornogiovanna3793]

@@simskii. you did not just-

[@addonwizard2711]

@@simskii. EXPLOSION!!!

[@its_sisha_not_chair505]

shut up petah

[@Bear-ro4cv]

phoenix said he likes zero two; he just unironcally caused an XK class end-of-the-world case scenario where he lost all respect, dignity and pride.

[@GraveUypo]

i'm ready to admit that flew over my head. what's a zero two? like, for real.

[@Bear-ro4cv]

@@GraveUypo its an anime character from Darling in the franxx and she gets a lot of hate/popularity I *think* because of john roblox

[@RemsHusband]

He could have named any other waifu (Rem) but he picked zero two.

[@lolicon453]

I thought zero one caused end of world scenarios

[@guestb8389]

@@GraveUypo She's from an anime where they pilot robots powered by "Doggy Style." ... And yes, there is much worse anime out there.

[@Akashi880]

2:59 and here I lost all respect for phoenix

[@Chrono-bo4zc]

Dam its obvious Wright never watched evangelion

[@robertlupa8273]

The only Zero Two I accept is the bleeding eyeball angel from Kirby

[@marx4538]

@@robertlupa8273 the only 02 i accept is the one that's a good character and such 02 does not exist.

[@sjgh.r]

zero two is a nazi

[@bonelessmice6828]

the only 02 i will ever like is eva unit 02

[@AquamarineGamer]

Im a "weeb" but i actually care about the story i treat an anime as any other show just animated

[@howlingwolf9906]

Thats alright mate nearly everyone is weeb because they enjoy these good shows.

[@rolandholmdahl797]

Also, Ace Attorney has also been adapted into an Anime.

[@Theamazonalexa]

@@rolandholmdahl797 yea because it was made in japan I think

[@Theamazonalexa]

Finally a non toxic weeb LITTERLAY weebs just hate people for calling anime a cartoon anime is animations made by Japanese companies so basically stuff like pokemon are cartoons so their just being dumb

[@AquamarineGamer]

@@Theamazonalexa It is an animation but technically it's not a cartoon (some animes are)just being technical but yes people do lose their cool over someone saying that sometimes

[@SC1M1]

“Pillows are too small to cuddle” Me, who cuddles with a pillow while sleeping: My goals are beyond your understanding.

[@timmyg8888]

You... Madlad... Your going straight for the subreddit any day now...

[@SC1M1]

@@timmyg8888 But at random, dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike. They called me a madman, and what I predicted came to pass

[@ibrahimihsan2090]

Honestly same. I don't do it often but when I cuddle my pillow, it's just relaxing.

[@SC1M1]

Shut up, me from 2 years ago😭😭

[@isleschild]

I'm finding the rampant gulping of coffee to be more distressing than expected.

[@robbieaulia6462]

Godot probably spent days looking through Phoenix's search history

[@Toumahitoedits]

“Pls don’t do it at home everyone” Literally every Weeb: No, I don’t think I will😎

[@benthenub]

not me i don’t like body pillows

[@StellaNauta3109]

(I think they meant don't wash your eyes with bleach)

[@Toumahitoedits]

@@StellaNauta3109 YES 😏😉😎

[@CommonGrimeConsumer]

'm going to put this everywhere in this comment section (when necessary) this isn't really the definition of what being a weeb is, a weeb is somebody who wants to be japanese / is obsessed with japanese culture, not just anime

[@ybnby9804]

@@CommonGrimeConsumer I may be late by a month but that's a weaboo not a weeb,weebs are just foreign otakus

[@JannPoo]

So, who's gonna tell Franziska that she is an anime girl herself? PS: Before anyone objects, there is in fact an anime of Phoenix Wright, and the chara design is practically the same as you can see in the games.

[@TrueMechTech]

That was actually the first anime I watched in my life

[@Centzaurion]

The anime slaps

[@indranilbose9454]

When I saw 'chara' I got sus.

[@ShadowSans666]

@@TrueMechTech Bro same. I liked it a ton when I first watched it because it allowed more visualization for scenes rather than the pixel art style and gameplay in most of the games.

[@declinedyt5565]

@@indranilbose9454 so what we playin maybe devilovania

[@lunar_amore3850]

Poor Phoenix trying to defend himself not all of us are degenerates

[@PomadaGaming]

you’re giving very little margin to believe that with that horror of avatar

[@lakshaysharma-ow3xx]

@@PomadaGaming true that

[@g.ricepad9470]

I love how the two letters "u" and "s" in alternative order like: "sus". Is forever tainted in the minds of our generation

[@anonymousstout4759]

Body pillow used to be called Dutch's Wife. And yes the lore said zhat Dutch sailors used it as substitute for their wife during their voyage, I don't know how they used it though. But that kinda served the purpose of what body pillow actually meant to be use

[@cinderelenn]

....

[@superkirby2158]

What a disappointing thing it devolved into

[@prophecybydefault4708]

Well, it's still used as a substitute today by SOME people.

[@TheBlackDragon_bigJ.BB62.]

What a nice fact man..

[@thequeenofangst7371]

As a note, body pillows don't always have characters on them so it isn't solely an anime thing. I usually buy and use body pillows that have patterns or solid colors.

[@Sir_Moos]

There is a design where instead of a character it just has a picture of a pillow

[@dummy3467]

I have a body pillow but it’s just a plain red color.

[@cubechan1938]

I have a leopard print one.

[@Beregond1861]

I have had a longer pillow since I was very young. Not saying they're super common, but I've had one basically my whole life. But also yeah it's just a solid color. The only pillow I own with something _designed_ on it is Y0da from Revenge of the Sith lol.

[@blackhole4846]

But isn’t that just a pillow but long?

[@kristhepermanentlyexhausted]

when do I get the omega sized sponge bob to cuddle he watches for all eternity

[@omegaowl2334]

Did somebody say...Omega?

[@iheartvergil]

@@omegaowl2334 your mom did

[@omegaowl2334]

@@iheartvergil I don't have a mother B)

[@iheartvergil]

@@omegaowl2334 your dad did

[@omegaowl2334]

@@iheartvergil I don't...have a father either...

[@konoveldorada5990]

*Miles using Universal Pull to bring back his cup every time.*

[@KuroDeku]

*Bansho Ten'in*

[@SarahAbramova]

Miles?

[@justadudewholikestocomment9169]

It's amazing how I devolved from a weeb to a manga reader who feels joy just from hearing soundtracks and voices..

[@vicblade]

*laughs in light novels*

[@Burn_Angel]

evolved* Manga is the superior product; anime is mostly just an ad to manga.

[@vicblade]

@@Burn_Angel hence why the promised Neverland ended in a power point slideshow

[@SkittlesInYourHand]

@@Burn_Angel Its kinda the same as comic book movies in the west. They're never as good as the actual comic

[@bena1826]

I'm on that vtuber shit now It's like switching from heroin to fentanyl

[@emimimix]

Question; how can Phoenix be a weeb, own body pillows, but is unaware of the concept of anime plushies?

[@hanin_gurl]

real

[@blackhole4846]

He only watches anime too disguise him self as a weeb while in all reality he’s just a degenerate

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

“I need to clean my eyes with bleach” Bro you got a visor on is it that bad?

[@robbieaulia6462]

He probably has a visor on because he is a veteran at bleaching his eyes

[@XCola5678]

It is that bad

[@jefffgo7154]

so, he is talking about Shikai and Bankai

[@flourrrr]

the fact that this video went from adorable spongebob plushies to literal corn

[@infiniteplanes5775]

Corn?

[@forresterlewis3197]

@@infiniteplanes5775that word but c is p

[@mycoldfries]

i love how godot keeps sipping constantly

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

Coffee addict

[@gromsword6984]

Judge: "Could we please focus on the actuall case?! It`s open-door-day and there are children in the courtroom!"

[@calicobagels]

Really called out Wright as a v|rgin though.

[@TheUltimateRare]

he should fix that. Kappa

[@guilhermefloresfeitosaguer4543]

I refuse to believe that he and Dahlia (or should I say, Iris) spent 8 months together without fugging even once

[@calicobagels]

@@guilhermefloresfeitosaguer4543 fr

[@orangelake2268]

The fact that Mia, Maya and Franziska are the biggest waifus from the series is quite problematic

[@cara-seyun]

I love how Godot had someone sliding him a new coffee mug every time he made a statement

[@orpheo5359]

The sus bit made me laugh more than it should’ve

[@underdog_empire]

1:06 : *sigh* here we go again... 1:10 : yes Nick, yes you did.

[@y4gm0mru16]

3:55 the most suspicious line

[@sebastienwoongpoget9350]

The best part of these videos is I can watch them no matter what's in them and my parents have no idea what's going on

[@kingdorm2001]

"Oh, so you watch anime? Aren't there like naked girls everywhere." Me, reading Berserk: "NO, it's not like tha... well this one is complicated..."

[@engi6765]

2:57 its obvious its speedwagon

[@simskii.]

Do best girls have to be from anime? Cuz than Caera would be disqualified.

[@swapfranziskavonkarma5746]

3:52 GODOT,say hello to the FBI~ -With a crazy looking face with da fbi behind

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

As far as I know, Nanachi from made in abyss best girl. SPOILER ALERT Even after enduring poverty for aprox. 9 years, then a painful transformation psychological torture, and the loss of her only friend, she was still able to move on and be Happy. being able to endure that much shit deserves recognition

[@torrent7136]

2:14 *Von Karma gets the point*

[@flourrrr]

3:05 missed opportunity to put a Kirby joke

[@noobturtle4698]

Meanwhile themselves being a anime

[@ΡΙΖΟΣΚΡΑΒΒΑΡΙΤΗΣ]

"YOU CANT EVEN CUDDLE THEM!" Giant squishmallows:Am i a joke to you?

[@karinkkkkkk]

Why is his coffee drinking giving me severe anxiety

[@user-xw4xu1wi3g]

another upside to plushies is that they are the perfect size for storage in cylindrical glass containers

[@brothersoulwatch2474]

0:15 Phoenix: Your can't even *cuddle* plushies! 0:17 Godot: *AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS COFFEE*

[@kirukatosenpaiofficial]

Am i the only one that loves it how Godot always slams the cup after drinking the contents of it and getting a refil?

[@Ocro555]

The split second of Nick getting back in character at 3:57 to say "sus" and then going back to his internal screaming is absolutely GOLD

[@sebnemt.1641]

3:57 pause there

[@rii.45u]

SUS 😱

[@NoriakiRyuji]

the comedic timing on the coffee is TOO GOOD

[@nuraby_9228]

Edgeworth is the biggest weeb in Ace Attorney and he would definitely secretly own a Pink Princess body pillow.

[@Sam-S-a-m-Sam]

"I need to clean my eyes using bleach"

[@kacperw7478]

1:29 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@aidanmullard8508]

I feel like this is a dude talking to his crush and his best friend just tanking it how ever he can

[@avatarwarmech]

I love how the other guy just has infinite coffee cup summoning

[@DavidCasas-q3q]

Want to know why I still sleep with a plushy *because it reminds me of my brother*

[@Dark_Starzx5]

4:51 aren’t you already blind

[@humanfrommars882]

"zero two best girl" speedwagon has joined the chat

[@Brendanj101]

A wise man once said, you either die a weeb or you say you aren't one, even when you are.

[@SunnyBoi.]

There’s a lot of “that’s what she said” jokes in this, but idk if I should say em

[@ugandaknuckle683]

Litterary Nobody talkin bout 2:00 at the speed of 0.25x on how Godot coffee glitched

[@twitter1288]

It dint glitch he threw it so fast

[@dolphin6755]

2:35 Jojo fans: AWAKEN *MY MASTERS*

[@Ya-Boy-Ced]

I like how Godot slams the "table"(I think) With his mug without even breaking 🗿

[@timmyg8888]

Either that mug is actually made of titanium or it's shielded by plot convenience

[@MerlinCross13]

Nick: (Oh good she doesn't know) Godot: I'm about to end this man's whole Career.

[@taswani5255]

4:37 I thought she was gonna say arms because that would be wonderful. Just something you can hug and it’ll keep you warm in winter too. I think I’ve just invented something fantastic. Or I’ve invented a reverse snuggie

[@sabschatz]

I fear the life sized spongebob

[@Heregoesnuttin]

There’s a difference between a weeb and a straight up madlad

[@autisticizzy6795]

I'm getting a safe for work body pillow due to my coping mechanism of pretending my favorite fictional character is real haha

[@elchopas5109]

I laughed the entire video This is really good, keep up the juicy content :)

[@HellecticMojo]

I can only assume Godot is a fish with gills and he needs coffee to breathe.

[@DonnerdiusTheThird]

The funny part about 2:27 is that me and nick have the same excuse but for me it's genuinely true

[@caroswolf286]

I just love how the stakes ups when they start throwing Dakimuras as evidence

[@supercat4259]

bodypillows are great, i have multiple. they get bad when they have fictional characters printed on to them.

[@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs]

I found hilarious how phoenix had plausible deniability due to all the info coming from godot. But the last statement shatered all by admiting even deeper and cursed knowledge.

[@looseycanon]

The worst thing is... I can actually see a sonversation like this take place in the game :D

[@dess.8597]

This is genuinely fun to watch

[@murderouscinnamonrolln5349]

2:58 No Nick, its *SPEEDWAGON*

[@generalbutterscotch4887]

It's all fun and games until you accidentally post an out of context vtuber clip in the wrong group chat...

[@3junqn1913]

Can someone stop passing coffee to godot we are running out of coffee.

[@Sapphire-qo2ij]

I swear you can’t say “I like anime” in public without this conversation popping up.

[@normiewhodrawsonpaper4580]

imo it's fine to be a weeb, the moment it becomes both obsessive and not private is the moment it becomes weird. TLDR; Don't shove it into people's face like a nobel prize, it isn't

[@SarahAbramova]

I say being obsessed is the problem, not being private. You can be public, but don't be obnoxious.

[@Saekou1_]

Dude this guy is so good in making these that *sips coffee* Ill hit that *sips* like

[@funnynameforme4091]

Wright thought his weebynees was safe when he let the pillow thing slip but he forgot one thing I AM WEEB TOOO. Miles...Probably

[@christophervincent7335]

"WHY IS LUCARIO HERE?" LMAOOOOOO

[@Legomaster-jv8ll]

As a weeb who doesn’t own any body pillows, I accept the fact that I’m a degenerate and trash. I’m not proud of it, I just accept it. Like what you want, watch what you want, just understand it’s imperfect fiction.

[@simskii.]

I mean, aside from lilis and shit like that, its fine to be a degenerate IMO

[@Jonnell01]

@@simskii. Nah, it's sad

[@yourni8tm4r39]

@@Jonnell01 Sez you but we all know we got some sick secrets nobody wants to know that a degen af

[@lightningpenguin8937]

Personally, I don't believe a person is a degenerate unless they're behavior is harmful. So something like being a pervert, doing drugs, and other things that actually is harmful to yourself, and others.

[@yourmum69_420]

nothing wrong with liking anime my dude. Just don't be cringe about it

[@stasegg5964]

4:26 The fact that von Karma knows that this pokemon is called Lucario is SUSpicious as hell.

[@homureiv]

who tf doesnt know what lucario is called

[@noadvertising8779]

3:20 If that was said to me il get offended, in reality i actually like the plot, my most watched genre is harem, comedy and fantasy.

[@ephraimium6755]

Hol up

[@victordeluca7360]

=> Liking the plot => Watching stuff from the harem genre Idk those two things don't go so well together

[@BigRedBulletPrime0522]

The fact that Godot gets another cup of Joe right after he just gets one is pure elite

[@10karamel37]

by so the most accurate debate I've seen

[@schizophrenic_rambler]

I like how intense Godot is in this iteration

[@Kyle-xy9iw]

The reason why I watch anime is simply because the plot and character developments are better than any movie, series, or cartoon. It doesn't even matter what your preference is, you can find an anime that matches it.

[@TheUltimateRare]

....should... should we tell him? (anime is Japanese cartoons.. they are cartoons bruh)

[@ISpreadThePlague]

@@TheUltimateRare You are indeed correct mate

[@Zyxl-]

2:59 Doom slayer disagrees

[@cooler_carpington]

So I am not into anime Myself, but what i know A weeb: is someone so obssesed with Anime, doing their annoying quotes, not shutting about it etc. Watching anime isn't bad as long as you Don't become obssesed, same with other stuff like videogames

[@marvinlinnarz5856]

So that Would mean i'm actually not a Weeb 🤔

[@vicblade]

Ok half of that is true, we weebs usually end up becoming introverted and have no friends because no one has the same interests and humans have this neat quality of making fun of people for things they don't know/agree with, *cough, twitter* and we know that damn well, my guess is that the weebs you know are the ones with lots of pride and don't care what people say about them and probably insult themselves while at it, I would know, I'm that type of weeb, except I only talk to other weebs

[@cooler_carpington]

@@vicblade Hmm, interesting

[@tnsk6417]

Godot: *drink Coffee too much better than drink sound in Minecraft *

[@StarPowerVA11]

1:39 WHY GODOT WHY ///>//

[@BlackIce0]

Anything can be cuddled with

[@WillPowers570]

I was gonna point out you used your instead of you're at 4:05 but since they are American I chose to let it go and refrain from fixing their mistake.

[@werlegee4187]

“Hey nick” - says the one who is about to end someone’s whole career