Instead of buying any of these, you could just buy 7000 hotdogs
@Nokenify2 жыл бұрын
That is like food for the rest of life.
@GK_Squid2 жыл бұрын
Or give them $7k to bring back the polish dog
@IslamistSocialist3712 жыл бұрын
or buy a pet bear
@1987FX162 жыл бұрын
Costco has a good hot dog.
@DeletedUserOfficial2 жыл бұрын
I mean thats a good idea but most of the time they would be wasted...
@darkace88832 жыл бұрын
I live in the middle of no where Wisconsin and on the freeway a couple weeks back I saw someone with like a 1998 Toyota Camry towing that chair on a terrible trailer, and all I could think was, "huh, that chair looks more expensive than the car, hell more than my car too for that matter." Can now confirm. Thanks guys. lol
@Qwerty-uiop2 жыл бұрын
O:
@1koolkat762 жыл бұрын
"When The Moon Hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie, is this oven". lol
@marcmardini68732 жыл бұрын
1:25 “I’m a house burning aficionado” that’s way funnier to me than it should be
@bostonrailfan24274 ай бұрын
arsonists know their craft
@adventureridergirl2 жыл бұрын
As a dual US/Italian citizen, watching y'all try to pronounce "forno Venetzia pronto" was the highlight of my morning.
@KinseyFromThisIs2 жыл бұрын
since you're here in the comments you are probably malding. let me know if the laser helmet works out
@Temmie_gaming2 жыл бұрын
Honestly as someone who shops at Costco. Honestly most Stuff is cheap especially there computers I got like a $700 computer for 550
@Shot_Kawla2 жыл бұрын
"Matt, you are a god damn lunatic." LMAO
@quantumleaper2 жыл бұрын
The first time I saw a car tent in Flordia was around 1973, and it was on a VW bug. That year was really bad for mosquitos.
@PunkR0ckz092 жыл бұрын
Forno is actually a Montreal-based company, their name comes from what they are mostly known for, open stone ovens which are called "Forno"s, this is also why their logo is a forno. Also, if I remember properly, all of their stuff is italian inspired, thus why they kept the name in italian. I bought a fridge from them, and it is very nice looking IRL (even though the pictures on the web didn't look that nice). I can't say how good it is yet as I haven't used it yet, I am not allowed to live in my house as it is still under construction, but the salesman told me that they were ranking close to Samsung's fridges, which were more than twice the amount I paid and had way more electrical stuff in them, making them more prone to defects than the Forno. And since they want to keep the "italian" theme going on, they are also using italian words/names for their products.
@yufeipan59892 жыл бұрын
i mean that is cheese and hams we are talking about. these Bois do really cost a lot when you do it traditionally. my guess was 1000 and 600 which costco actually did undercut my estimate. but to be clear, nobody should get that HUGE amount for their family and they are more like one off delicacies sold in boxes.
@phr3dmcc0y2 жыл бұрын
this wine barks....... Well, thats because @8:24
@JohnDoe-wq5eu2 жыл бұрын
French terroir that's the good stuff. French terrier very bitey.
@charlescoffman8930 Жыл бұрын
This is for Matt, the Costco berry smoothies are really good
@toddkobelljr.20042 жыл бұрын
Forno Venetzia translates to Venetian Oven. Also, Venice is not know for pizza.
@JSTheAnonymousOne2 жыл бұрын
I've never been to a Costco either, to be fair. Usually too far from me to be practical... same with IKEA
@benhillard9192 жыл бұрын
One opened up near me and found they only accept Visa cards so that was a deal breaker as I now only have MasterCard (not necessarily by choice). Apparently they have some weird deal with Visa.
@thumbtak1232 жыл бұрын
Costo has been in and out for me, if you plan it right. Sometimes, there are no lines at the one near me.
@Miguel_Macias12 жыл бұрын
12:46 Matt's reaction here is priceless lmao he was literally speechless! 😂 Also I'm with Matt, I've never ever in my life ever set foot in a Costco 💀
@R3AL-AIM2 жыл бұрын
$13,000 for a Nissan Sentra? I'd rather have the Golf Simulator.
@EpicATrain Жыл бұрын
If that Parmigiano Reggiano was real authentic cheese from Italy, that would be $3,000 and up. The fact that it's less than $1,000 says it's fake cheese (not real authentic cheese). There's a whole scam industry built around this.
@ironyknight53032 жыл бұрын
My favorite channel currently. You two are like a better, improved versions of Ret and Link from GMM. You are awesome.
@michaelmoll562 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to Costco; I love you
@FhargaZ2 жыл бұрын
7:25 bien dicho Austin 😁
@Yangorango2 жыл бұрын
Videogame-like fact: “Forno” is the Italian word for “oven”, therefore it shouldn’t be associated with Italian porn.
@JohnDoe-wq5eu2 жыл бұрын
Yes, it shouldn't be but unfortunately that doesn't mean it isn't.
@KP-052 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, most golf simulators you can purchase and install in your home cost close to 40 k. 14 k for that is a STEAL
@JaketheMotorhead2 жыл бұрын
2019 Nissan Sentra Weight Depending on trim level the 2019 Nissan Sentra weighs between 2866 and 3077 lbs. A little off, Matt.
@kennybeverage2 жыл бұрын
I also have never been to a Costco, but recently ordered a little e bike from them online. For like $400.
@Qwerty-uiop2 жыл бұрын
F O U r g r a n d ! !
@staples62 жыл бұрын
“Golf is a real sport, allegedly” that made me laugh so hard
@Jake-ff2qq5 ай бұрын
As a Costco employee, Austin’s description of Costco is pretty spot on…..
@Penguforce2 жыл бұрын
We have a Sama club near where I live so I guess that's cosco replacement lol
@infidelgaming16702 жыл бұрын
When you only go to Costco to buy chicken bakes.... 🤫
@joelsanderlin69902 жыл бұрын
Costco is based in Issaquah, WA which is a suburb roughly a half hour east of Seattle.
@LordManhattan2 жыл бұрын
Matt is on fire, as usual
@Sinfoniaopera Жыл бұрын
I gonna need a This Is episode where Austin takes Matt to a Costco
@ColonelPenguin2 жыл бұрын
So that's a Tango T600 in the thumbnail in case anyone is wondering. We have one at the museum I work at lol
@unkown34x33 Жыл бұрын
Kenzie: 969.99 Matt: Jesus Christ!!!! lol I felt that
@GlennyRides2 жыл бұрын
Costco rocks! Cheap gas with the membership, 5 dollar rotisserie chickens. You can call ahead and get 4-8 pizzas ready in a few hours for pickup and you don't need a membership to goto the food court. Love yah guys! Rock on! Ytuber: GlennyRides
@MithagDragon2 жыл бұрын
Reporting from Spain here, those jamon holders cost like 50 € in DIY stores. Insane
@thumbtak1232 жыл бұрын
My Costco is mostly empty in the evening, or midday.
@horaciolerda2 жыл бұрын
'Venetzia' is fonetical for 'Venezia' which is how you write venice in Italian. Austin is sort of right.
@odettegonzalez47572 жыл бұрын
I love the way Austin speaks in ñ
@Lucierse2 жыл бұрын
Wow, new video, how cool
@uthmanbaksh35302 жыл бұрын
Watching this as I am going to my local Costco!
@drakkhisskaeren75932 жыл бұрын
If you had super salty Caviar then you had low-quality caviar
@bostonrailfan24274 ай бұрын
he lies a lot so it’s normal
@R3AL-AIM2 жыл бұрын
Imported foods are expensive. Factory good, not as much, but "fresh" like produce go for a premium and a lot of the time rightfully so tbh.
@Saxophone_King2 жыл бұрын
2:48 I saw your pun there. I know what you did.
@inrodwetrust35292 жыл бұрын
There is pill bug that lives in the ocean and grows to almost a foot long. Proof that small cute things are terrifying when enlarged.
@chriswheatley31462 жыл бұрын
Every time I go to Costco, the first thing I think is "Shop smart, shop S-Mart"
@ferreira69292 жыл бұрын
Hey Austin, just a little heads up. The word FORNO is the same word in : Spanish, Italian, and Portuguese for OVEN.
@williammckidd26482 жыл бұрын
Matt's shirt has a giant sphincter on it, that is all
@TheScottronica Жыл бұрын
He said they weren't pitching the tent...pitching...the...tent.
@smush56532 жыл бұрын
An American that's never been to Costco now that is unheard of
@Acepilot8Gaming2 жыл бұрын
Austin had the right idea when he said that costco makes him feel poorXD
@DukeGaGa2 жыл бұрын
Golf simulators are a real thing, that's how indoor golf training works, and it's surprisingly accurate if you are using the top end stuff. Not saying this is the top end stuff though.
@bostonrailfan24274 ай бұрын
they’re riffing on it because they’re ignorant of it, they’re mostly BSing these videos
@thebaccathatchews2 жыл бұрын
A Clark W Griswold Christmas tree
@MrML4L2 жыл бұрын
As a NW boy I didnt know Costco was from seattle. The kirkland thing makes sense, but I'm not from THAT part of the NW. Also explains why theres no sams club out here.
@eightbitminiboss2 жыл бұрын
Get Matt into a Costco!
@killaclownmcl12 жыл бұрын
the Runescape reference scored my like lol
@yannickgilbert6682 жыл бұрын
you should look at the costco doomsday food kit where you buy it for your bomb shelter...
@Besteddygamerjelly2 жыл бұрын
Yay I love theses videos ❤️
@kanedaku2 жыл бұрын
04:02 - *does no-one see how badly they created that photoshop promo pic...? There's a massive error right there...*
@jandecoleman12 жыл бұрын
Costco is the rich man's Sam's Club. Just like Targét is to Wal-Mart. Also, why are there so many comments defending the name of the company that made the pizza oven? This is America, it doesn't matter, we are still going to make fun of it. Just like how I so wish Ole Vlad grew up in the states, "Hey Vlad, you pootin'?"
@SOURCOFFIN2 жыл бұрын
Shout out too matt
@getbackjojo232 жыл бұрын
In Mexico they sell bergamot shampoo for hair loss and it works pretty good
@riky4president2 жыл бұрын
4:16 “forno” “Venezia” (it is written wrongly as well 😂) are Italian words that mean “oven” and of course “Venezia” which is the Italian word for Venice
@shokama2 жыл бұрын
Oh? Do they sell Boss coffee in the US, too?
@caddiemoon6402 жыл бұрын
i saw hot hub at the place like some outdoor store or something call it cost like 500 buck for sale no joke and where is a costco and plus i didnt noice it have online shopping and what??? i have a fake Christmas tree for 3 year and it kind like maybe about 50 to 100 buck or something it like maybe 8 or 7 foot tall Christmas tree
@danbrit98482 жыл бұрын
Fun fact if you sent your roof your cars totaled to the insurance company ...so carfule with that tent
@Lolskillissue2 жыл бұрын
Bro 2:00 and 4:25 are the same clip
@threefeetoffun2 жыл бұрын
I worked for Verizon Wireless in 2005 and "What does LG stand for?" was on a test.
@kingzach74 Жыл бұрын
Lucky Goldstar and Life's Good.
@jjunture2 жыл бұрын
I was within $50 on the Parmesan, caviar, and Ibérico ham. I have a completely unmarketable, useless skill I guess. I had no clue on anything else.
@harmoneyes2 жыл бұрын
I love this show ❤️
@angrybigfoot752 Жыл бұрын
That safe is well worth the money
@JDMish2 жыл бұрын
4:39 At least we know what your next video should be.
@JohnDoe-wq5eu2 жыл бұрын
I would legitimately love that. I feel like that experience would blow Matt's mind. Or it would just ruin his perception of it forever either way I'd watch it.
@zzstoner2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to grab your Costco Coffin on your way out. ⚰
@robbie5138 Жыл бұрын
Bears absolutely know how to climb up a car they aren't stupid. If they can open your car door and climb 75 foot tall trees in 15 seconds. Yeah your car is light work
@LilVeXXy2 жыл бұрын
I could die tomorrow and I wouldn’t care bc this dude posted today
@bgjck2 жыл бұрын
Is Matt a Sam's Club member since he has never been to Costco?
@Ax195el2 жыл бұрын
Forno venezia (venice oven)
@ThinkerOnTheBus2 жыл бұрын
Gotta go with the Triple Chocolate Pizookie mad with Ghirardelli, except make it a "Double" by substituting the chocolate ice-cream with vanilla ice-cream!!!
@Arcalius2 жыл бұрын
What’s the tee that Matt is wearing it’s pretty cool!
@zacharyirizarry85892 жыл бұрын
Hey don't call out my hairloss
@samchu5890 Жыл бұрын
The car tent has to be the dumbest. How are you supposed to get to the tent? You have to climb on top of your car hood to get into the tent. You going to scratch the hell out of your hood. Unless you going have a ladder in your trunk. The tent is a useless piece of junk.
@smk2892 жыл бұрын
is this the new set???? didn't see the screen with the moving logos...
@eliurrutia6022 жыл бұрын
Their comments on the golf simulator feel like personal attacks. As I just came here from golf videos... I wish I had the room and cash for a simulator like that
@graywolf26942 жыл бұрын
I don't wait in line for gas, not worth the wait.
@skidwheelplayz2 жыл бұрын
I saw this massage chair at Costco the other day lol
@XxCorey117xX2 жыл бұрын
You could get a projector with a big screen and a Wii with Wii Sports for a fraction of the price of that golf thing and it would be 10X better.
@vanadar002 жыл бұрын
No.... it would definitely not be. Plus they forgot to include the cost of the PC you have to buy to even run that simulator. But it's hella accurate if you're a golfer.
@sabrinaalease Жыл бұрын
Wrong bj’s Matt 😂 bj’s is a big box store like Costco and Sams club he wasn’t talking about bj’s restaurant 😂
@xersis312 жыл бұрын
More Costco vids
@PixelatedB Жыл бұрын
I played Fortnite on xcloud in a massage chair after watching this video because Austin is wrong and playing Fortnite is how I relax
@kroschfoenig2 жыл бұрын
Well caviar 🤣🤣🤣 I only had once good caviar and it was more nutty than salty
@bostonrailfan24274 ай бұрын
he never actually had any, he lied
@itsdeonlol2 жыл бұрын
Costco is EXPENVE AF...
@fairyball39292 жыл бұрын
I've been to my local Costco many times before and can vouch that while they sell extra large proportions of fruit and microwaveable frozen foods, it's all reasonably priced. I just didn't know that Costco sold expensive car and sports accessories and expensive ovens. 😅
@joshjacobson98462 жыл бұрын
Hope they paid the $969 for Duncan’s hair helmet
@riverwindbonsai2 жыл бұрын
The closest thing alive today related to dinosaurs are birds, which are dinosaurs. All non-bird dinos died out, but bird-dinos still exist!
@marcustmusic2 жыл бұрын
Whatever Costco is having I want some.
@HybrydATP642 жыл бұрын
My Mom bought that Jamon Iberico once because my dad loves it but it smelled like a rotting animal and even after it was finished
@bostonrailfan24274 ай бұрын
liar
@gamermomshouseofchaos45092 жыл бұрын
That sauna is for pain relief
@LumeX-2rd2 жыл бұрын
lol
@Pranaynay2 жыл бұрын
real first comment
@zacharyariail1342 жыл бұрын
I have that laser helmet it was def work 1k. Does help the receding hairline and bald spot