The Weirdest Walmart In The World. Chris Franjola - Full Special

The weirdest Walmart in the world, according to Chris Franjola, isn't where you would expect it to be. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Chris Franjola, Chris talks about one of his weirdest experiences at Walmart, airport security and a myriad of other hilarious stories. Whether you're someone who frequents Walmarts, or you're someone who enjoys a good laugh, this full comedy special from Chris Franjola is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@Angel-yl1ck]

Comedians like Chris are why I like Dry Bar. I hadn't heard of him, but now I want to see more. He is funny. I really enjoyed this.

[@Walter_Nicolas]

Hello Angel how're you doing today and your family hope they're all doing wonderful

[@hansamstel]

Agree wholeheartedly

[@piratejoan]

Agreed 🤣

[@kathleencottrill9741]

He has a podcast that is really funny. It’s called Cover to cover.

[@piratejoan]

@@kathleencottrill9741 bitchin, thanks

[@twosongs7396]

Very good set, Sir. Don’t sell yourself short. It takes actual Talent and Creativity to create CLEAN Comedy and you pulled THAT off with flying colours. Anyone can swear and be filthy!

[@bigpun4780]

Simultaneously being clean and funny is a true talent. Well done!

[@science4ever025]

He said he kept it clean for this performance. I’m pretty sure that he’s as funny using any language he chooses.

[@shellswetrick3395]

Chris is right! Seen it first hand, people sleeping on the floor of the terminal in pjs with their HOME PILLOW.😂😂😂

[@angiehansen2233]

I love Dry Bar Comedy! It's so nice to watch a comedian who isn't throwing F-bombs all over the place. Chris you were great! You know you are going places when you move up from performing in Vernal to Provo! I love Provo!

[@lorisullivan327]

He successfully turned Walmart into an adjective… hahahaha “Walmarty” hahaha - levels of snarkiness previously unseen.. ✅ well done sir!

[@donnajohnson3334]

Those giant boxes of crayons are obviously Walmarty. Lol

[@JessicaZane4realz]

The best Walmart joke of all time was when Paris Hilton thought that Walmart was a place that sells walls.

[@audraarndt1824]

Shut up! She did not. Omg i never heard that.

[@JessicaZane4realz]

@@audraarndt1824 “What is Walmart? … They sell wall stuff?” - Paris Hilton You're right, it was actually "wall stuff."

[@notsure1969]

Yeah that's pretty good I guess

[@constanceskalecki4928]

She purposely acted like a dingbat because it got her ratings. She knew what WalMart is. Don’t believe everything you see or hear.

[@MG-iy1oh]

Seriously?

[@globetrekker86]

Chris’ intonation and snarky delivery are reminiscent of Sebastian Maniscalco. Both of their social commentary styles are hilarious

[@katesamworth7932]

Really w

[@martinsmith5520]

Yes!!!! Thank you!

[@martinsmith5520]

By the way, he also sounds a lot like Gary Gulman. Exactly the same kind of humour

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

He does have a similar delivery style

[@addams40]

YESS YESSS WAS THINKING SAME!! 😂👏🏼👏🏼🤙🏼

[@amremnant]

Please bring him back!!! This was perfection.

[@natet5959]

Excellent set, great material! The best comics are the ones who don't use foul language as a crutch. Some comics can't get through a sentence without throwing an F bomb. It makes them sound angry and inarticulate. Dry Bar comics are the best!

[@lizardog]

And that's your opinion.

[@natet5959]

@@lizardog okay??????

[@wearenottogetheranymore2658]

That is not tru lol

[@whitsend11]

@@lizardog If you don't like what Dry Bar offers, why are you here? There are plenty of other options that offer a different style.

[@catherinesteigerwald1659]

Karen...

[@H.P.Blavatsky]

Dry Bar is the last place on earth that isn’t woke, edgy or preachy. Bless you guys 🥲

[@user-oe1mb9hu9i]

Try the rest of the world ... That guy slapping his thigh out of "pure laughter" is why you're culture is woke. Politically overcorrected. Amazing how easy it is to make a buck in the US. Just say a guy had no front tooth ! Or tell a lady that she's got Coronavirus. Hilarious....... NOT.

[@thepauldineen]

Sad news: I checked on Google maps, the Vernal, Utah Walmart is now only open from 6am to 11pm. Say it ain't so, Vernal!

[@Christine-777]

😲😬🤣😂🤣

[@rosesummers5075]

Laughter The Best Medicine for anybody. Thank you Chris and Dry Bar Comedy. This one was hilarious.

[@yesiownfrodo]

I could have watched him all night. The time just flew. Great.

[@nursefan64]

Really didn't laugh much at all... until he said when Tim McGraw takes off his cowboy hat he looks like a Radio Shack manager. Then the soda flew out my nose. I'm still laughing 3 minutes later. 🤣

[@jesuschristiscallingyou953]

Haaaah! 😆

[@rhondapatterson1]

😂😂😂

[@julschewo7494]

He was great! He reminds me a little of Bill Burr - just from his facial expressions, you start laughing before he's even said anything! LOVE his material and delivery!

[@InvertedEarth]

Hilarious! You passed my “laugh till I can’t stop” test lol. Brilliant comic!

[@philsnydernet]

This guy is a superstar.

[@lilyyost4991]

The missing tooth bit was so true. That's all you see, can't focus on anything else! Love his comedy!

[@striderm8389]

SAME! Truly one of the best sets I’ve heard lately… the tooth- so well played

[@mikebolton3816]

You cant unsee Tom Cruises front teeth.

[@PrettyGoodLookin]

Love clean comedy. It suits you Chris F. Hope you do more clean sets !

[@rebeccazainea4645]

Our rich kid had a lunchbox with a radio on it in kindergarten. Nothing said rich in 1988 like a radio lunchbox.

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

I have a gap in my front teeth. My sister has clowned me all my life when we ate corn on the cob. That single row has haunted me for 50 years. So I watch comedy to soothe my pain. Now this..

[@laurakibben4147]

A dentist removed that piece of skin between my brothers front teeth, no more gap....way back in the 70's

[@estherolawuyi4204]

oh honey! That gap is a beauty mark. I bet you're lovely

[@lutravelstheworld]

Braces? It can be expensive but it is a life changing experience.

[@alyshal417]

Sorry about your pain. You are wonderful just the way you are ❤️💜

[@-existing]

When I was a kid, I had four teeth pulled out, people at school called me "toothless" for some reason lol

[@rjpaulsen1]

Thanks!

[@charleskadletc2431]

Love all Dry Bar comics😊

[@Liz-in8lu]

Yes! He is smooth, funny and so enjoyable. 🙏 😅

[@onlyonehope7204]

That was so simplistic and THAT'S what made it good lol

[@jokendrick2124]

This man is comedy gold. Funny funny funny. Lol funny.

[@heidioppermann505]

Funny guy! Loved the part about the crayons - my brothers & I remember each getting one of those tiered crayon boxes for Christmas! They made us feel rich all year! Then they came out with that long flat box of crayons - don't recall the number - getting one of your very own was the epitome of greatness!

[@meganluck4352]

Hilarious! I am glad that I am not the only one shocked by what people are willing to wear outside their homes!

[@Heavenzvoice]

That delicious smile of his…. “I’m not a scarecrow, I don’t use a piece of rope to hold up my pants!” Lol That is the funniest thing ever.

[@kaytdehoyos3904]

I loved him on Chelsea Lately. I’m so glad I got to see this one live. So so fun

[@wendyeskelin8765]

He's on Juicy Scoop sometimes too. He's always great

[@cherylclark915]

Awesome Chris, good, clean, funny stuff!! TY for your comedy talent, great job!!

[@dennisharvey7899]

Horrible to live in a state where comedians keep it clean out of pure respect. If I could I would leave Chicago and move to Utah in a heartbeat! Would love to sit down and talk with him for a while! Super funny guy.

[@serenakoleno9338]

It is not respect, he has to pay for them to edit any dirty bits out. Financially motivated to keep it clean.

[@hudsonsteele8532]

I coughed in Walmart the other day and a man looked back at me like I had slapped his Grandma!

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

LOL! Ikr? I start feeling anxious when I need to cough or clear my throat these days. 😆 Spring allergies people!

[@hudsonsteele8532]

@@IntrepidFraidyCat I'm eat up with allergies, too.

[@mikeyh0]

When people sneeze, you don't hear "Bless you" any more. You hear: "Get away from me!"

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

@@mikeyh0 😆 True!

[@hudsonsteele8532]

@@mikeyh0 People are a lot nicer in a lot of ways, but I got in fuss with the lady checking me out at the doctor's office today. I was leaning on the counter, and we were talking, no big deal, till she said something about masks (I had one on) and i said I was pretty non-compliant, and she snapped, "You need to stand behind that sign then!" I started grumping about being sick of this covid stuff and she started fussing at me and I told her I had personal Demand Avoidance then she really started fussing. I said, "Ma'am, I'm not trying to fuss with you but..." and she kept talking... then I told her, "Well OK, I understand, please finish checking me out!"

[@freedomspromise8519]

I take my home pillow while traveling. I left it in a Motel 6. Had to turn around, go back and get it.

[@sharencornils8091]

Laughed my butt off. Still laughing!!!!

[@nancyscott5340]

Hilarious!! Never heard of him before! One of the best I have seen on dry bar! 😂

[@homethatilove4595]

💗Scrapbooking ✂️ 👍🏻 I do it alone, never with my son 🤣. Dude, I know that kid was rich= he had the huge Crayola 64 colors box !😲!

[@rjvalle8094]

Sounds like you have amazing parents!

[@kerinohwithatwist]

So I should leave my pillow at home 😂😂😂 phew, almost became the butt of the joke

[@mikeyh0]

Funny. The peanut butter sandwich on the face. That killed me.

[@notsure1969]

This guy is pure comedy. His delivery is perfect. Also, at the end it says "Support Chris Franjola's Comey." 😂

[@yccooksbakes9776]

Great job! I am poor, but I have a box of 64 crayons. I show off the sharpener in the back all the time, but nobody seems to care! 😆 🤣

[@sookie4195]

How well , I remember you could tell a rich kid by how many crayons they had. I think I had four.

[@BlueEffigy]

If you want a walmart experience like no other, visit a walmart in florida any walmart in florida will do but the ones in the daytona area are spicy.

[@meleqisrael4742]

Thanks!..The tooth 🦷 joke had me 😭.lol

[@Vernoflyer]

This is hilarious. Even more hilarious was the Walmart ad that popped up in the middle of the video.

[@robertekis2450]

Great show Chris. Even the modification from the s-word to pooh-pooh was funny. Actually it was funnier than normal because it was unexpected (okay, at Dry Bar, it's expected, but I can imagine you at a different venue using the other word). Really enjoyed your stories.

[@theoneandonlypinkypinky8245]

I baby sat from Tim Mc Graw at a hotel. Didn't know who he was because I am not into country music. Faith Hill was really upset that I didnt know who they were.

[@jjjmac2003]

Very funny and many subjects being so true. Thanks for the good laughs 😃

[@elvia3068]

Thankyou Drybar Comedy i learned a new word conducive 😉.

[@raysmusic49]

He’s hilarious! Love it!

[@robertschwartz4810]

What a great audience!

[@549BR]

I remember Chris from his many appearances on the Chelsea Lately Show, where Chelsea habitually poked fun at him, especially his overbite. Chris always had a come back for Chelsea, and it was fun to observe the sexual tension between them. Glad to see Chris is still doing the comedian thing, and doing it quite well. Good luck to him; he's still looking good..

[@kirkwood512]

Very funny guy! Timing is perfect! Great set!

[@abeach5420]

DEF. more Chris Franjola . . . an hour too short of a set!!

[@longislandny696]

This was Hilarious 🤣! That tooth joke had me on the floor 😭

[@hudsonsteele8532]

He had me cackling a bunch of places!

[@katiedrew4708]

Long Island NY I used to know a guy missing that very tooth. Good looking but......

[@flowzerr4550]

​@@katiedrew4708 I knew that guy too! Darn good lookin' & nice fella too. Just didn't seem to be important to him.

[@katiedrew4708]

@@flowzerr4550 The only thing important to this guy was beer, I heard it killed him, passed out and died. What a waste. I haven't drank for 25 ,or so, years.

[@jesuschristiscallingyou953]

@@hudsonsteele8532 😄

[@nancyann1014]

He is fantastic! And real easy on the eyes...❤❤❤

[@leahb1233]

Chris is hilarious and an underrated comedian.

[@audreyh777]

Good stuff.

[@loriebrewer496]

HAHA. YOU ASKED," what am i going to do with a white crayon, maybe send it to your friend for a front Tooth. Thanks for making me laugh.

[@danielowen1201]

I know this is late, but as an optometrist myself…the reason she asked about feces is most likely because you had scarring in your retina from histoplasmosis. This is a fairly common condition in people who grew up around birds. In my part of the country, chickens in particular. You really can’t mistake it for anything else! Great comedy!

[@sookie4195]

This was the one joke that cracked me up! Thank you for explaining

[@ThatReplyGuy]

Dry bar is proof that you don't need swear words and dirty jokes to be funny.

[@amremnant]

Imo swear words and dirty jokes are not the least bit funny.

[@totallyfrozen]

You get it, and I get it, but you’ll never see Chris Rock or Andrew “Dice” Clay on Dry Bar because some people don’t get it.

[@delsajoseph]

Had to pull my whole car over. I laughed too hard.

[@lilianabartosi7356]

Great sense of humour! 😀😀😀😀😀I enjoy it! Thank you for that!

[@Liz-in8lu]

Love love that beginning with the cough, lol!!

[@distantkc]

What a great comic. Chris is underrated and always gives a great performance.

[@shiftessfaustus7782]

I laughed so hard! He's great!

[@jbyepitsme4330]

“ check out our 24hr Walmart “Lmao!!!! Love this guy lol great stand up 😄

[@tradmanmike3360]

GREAT COMEDIAN!!!!

[@Rabdom50]

I'm baked af and before he said, "She goes to Khol's every day!" I legitimately thought he was saying COALS and was so concerned for his mother.

[@mariaweston5477]

The fourth class mail story made me laugh.

[@salmanmostafa47]

¡Gracias!

[@delfin7461]

I think everyone I've seen on Dry Bar has been great. Love this channel

[@ladiemmanuel5773]

Loved it! Did you see the young girl with the unimpressed look in the audience...hmmm, next meme...lol

[@belindaspechtenhauser6621]

OUTSTANDING!!! 🤣👋👋👋

[@rt66logistics7]

This guy is great. Sounds like Seinfeld. Speaks like a true New Yorker. 😂

[@jefffrei4671]

He does 😹

[@cottoncandy4486]

When you travel from Australia , you take a " home" pillow. Everywhere is a long flight out of the country.

[@Surfishy888]

Sure take a newly bought pillow with you from home...I think the humor in this and what he meant was the real "home" pillow that you sneeze on, sweat on, and dribble on every night, which may be familiar and comfy to us but the thought of being yucky to someone else.

[@harrywalker5836]

we took the boat.. fresh pllows every nite..

[@harrywalker5836]

what do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo... combination yiros..

[@tashnahtv6098]

Effortless. Splendid! ...and thank you Dry Bar, for clean comedy.

[@geoben9801]

You're on your way now! Vernal UT and now Provo! Loved it! And please give my heartfelt regards to 'ol New York when you're back there! I miss it sometimes, all these years later. (Born and raised in Queens!) Smart, witty, snarky. Social commentary humour makes for a great comedy routine! Bravo! 👍✨✌️🙂

[@dianap6472]

Lol, the 64 crayon box, arranged in tiers like a “crayon coliseum”

[@rashaanfuller-wright6189]

He reminds me of a calm Brian Regan. Very funny!

[@MsAdventure531]

I agree…🌞

[@stillhere1425]

I do wish this program was current because this is EXACTLY HOW I FEEL! Middle-class Americans canNOT have missing front teeth. If teeth are missing, you go to friends and family and FUND THOSE TEETH!

[@striderm8389]

EXACTLY!!!

[@whiskeytangofoxtrot4523]

His delivery, the whispery-question type of speaking reminds me of Manscalco. Pretty funny!

[@tamifiorito4045]

Thanks

[@CatswithGuns1]

Lol The 11 AM glitter Rush at Michaels

[@silvermystic2001]

that's great. Not even a minute in and I'm laughing. I love Dry Bar! Better than a wet bar

[@jgodwin717]

He was amazing!!!

[@chanaplotke6218]

I think I'm going to make a scrapbook page for you, skinny jeans and big smile, winking, mom in the background at the kitchen table filled with scrapbooking supplies. A Michael's sign above and Dry Bar Comedy sign. You are very funny.

[@everynewdayisablessing8509]

It's the first time I've watched him. Loved it. I like that he is so smooth, quiet and charming. I don't like screamers. And that smile!

[@carlaaustin6054]

He was really focused on the man with a missing tooth. Hilarious!

[@charleskadletc2431]

This guy is hilarious and funny.❤

[@robertmilstein2262]

Love this. Delivery is a conversational tone! He’s talking to me! Bring him back!!! Missing tooth…scrapbooking…seen it…been there…maybe we have the same Mom. 😂

[@juliewatson1925]

Nailed this. Thank you I🤣😂🤣

[@sueblankenship9441]

I never had 64 crayons either. The most I ever had was 24.

[@kerielmore823]

Love this guy! 😅

[@allthingsnu4673]

Very funny! Thank you Chris!

[@SonjaBlade608]

Miss seeing him on "Chelsea Lately", friggen hilarious comedian. - see I kept it clean too! 🤣

[@adriana27100]

You should watch Juicy Scoop on here, he’s often a guest host with Heather McDonald!

[@eastsideterri22]

I'm 63 and yes yes yes WE TAKE OUR OWN PILLOWS EVEN CAMPING HAHAHA Some of us can't afford getting tooth fixed. And if Medicaid then THEY won't fix just pull

[@rosemarysmith6255]

True!

[@numberlover8181]

Sounds like Noah's mom should have been driving him the whole time. She has to drive him now anyway.

[@jacquelinemaul5408]

This video was hilarious. The comedian was so funny.