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Thoughty2

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These are the oddest ways you could meet your end every day.
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@justslightly7794
@justslightly7794 4 жыл бұрын
4:00 "laughed so hard he died" Me: *giggles* Me: oh no stop that stop that
@elias_xp95
@elias_xp95 4 жыл бұрын
Dying of laughter is legitimately the only type of death I'm afraid of.
@CamaroAmx
@CamaroAmx 4 жыл бұрын
“Stop that laughing. Do you want to end up like your cousins, the hyenas?”
@soilthestillborn4949
@soilthestillborn4949 4 жыл бұрын
@SigmaTauri2 I will laugh at my own jokes and you can't do anything about it reeeeee
@cptmike05
@cptmike05 4 жыл бұрын
Dies of too much funny
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 жыл бұрын
Someone broke their ribs by laughing, once.
@Rosie.mp4
@Rosie.mp4 4 жыл бұрын
Of course it's not common, it's a once in a lifetime event.
@OpenWgamer
@OpenWgamer 4 жыл бұрын
The more you know...
@MaxPicAxe
@MaxPicAxe 4 жыл бұрын
xDxDxD
@TheHelghast1138
@TheHelghast1138 4 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there 🙄
@elliotmurray8335
@elliotmurray8335 4 жыл бұрын
It’s 5G - not a virus
@ANWRocketMan
@ANWRocketMan 4 жыл бұрын
It's 8AM for me, good to know I'm safe for the next 16 hours at least!
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 жыл бұрын
May: Write that down, write that down
@A70036
@A70036 4 жыл бұрын
Entire 2020 in a nutshell 🙄
@jos_hua
@jos_hua 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@Anonymous-zu7dh
@Anonymous-zu7dh 4 жыл бұрын
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access how do you have internet access our mighty one
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 жыл бұрын
I have an odd fear of being accidentally shot down by a stray bullet fired upward in celebration.
@jos_hua
@jos_hua 4 жыл бұрын
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 omg same
@kobedq1621
@kobedq1621 4 жыл бұрын
“The weirdest way you could die tomorrow” Me: getting killed by John Wick with a pencil?
@vycka7360
@vycka7360 4 жыл бұрын
When he told eating yourself to death, I literally thought, a dude ate his limbs and organs till he couldn't anymore.
@massivelegend5209
@massivelegend5209 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna do that just to be the first
@k3nz1e73
@k3nz1e73 4 жыл бұрын
Massive Legend k
@buckethatboi274
@buckethatboi274 4 жыл бұрын
Massive Legend how’s it going?
@lovefromthesouth91
@lovefromthesouth91 4 жыл бұрын
Buckethatboi27 he dead he can’t talk
@yeetedbot
@yeetedbot 4 жыл бұрын
i swallowed a tooth but by miracles of god i didn’t die of bloodloss and obesity
@neoxenoz3262
@neoxenoz3262 4 жыл бұрын
Valerian was roasted alive, but lived long enough to roast back.
@threeMetreJim
@threeMetreJim 4 жыл бұрын
I've always wondered where the phrase 'to roast someone' came from. Thanks to this channel I now know.
@Stoneman39488
@Stoneman39488 3 жыл бұрын
I want to like but your comment is on 420
@QueenetBowie
@QueenetBowie 4 жыл бұрын
“I really need a good positive KZbin video to relax me during this deadly pandemic.... Oh Good, Thoughty2 released a new video!”
@christineparis5607
@christineparis5607 4 жыл бұрын
DOH!!!!.......
@charlesbaldo
@charlesbaldo 4 жыл бұрын
C G the last one I commented on,i ended up arguing with people. Half agreed half did not.
@ScandiNinja
@ScandiNinja 4 жыл бұрын
Barely 1 min into the video and we hear about death, how is this positive or relaxing? 😅🤣?
@christineparis5607
@christineparis5607 4 жыл бұрын
@@ScandiNinja It's irony... Ironic comments are a form of slightly self denigrating humor, where the person talking ruefully acknowledges that what they thought would be...is not what is, often almost humorously worse...
@ScandiNinja
@ScandiNinja 4 жыл бұрын
@@christineparis5607 ik what irony is but thanks for the explanation♥️. I didnt know CG was ironic. but good to know ☺️
@taku-ruki
@taku-ruki 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine, vibing at home, and out of nowhere a metal plate from a factory across town hits you in the face
@freedomofspeech2867
@freedomofspeech2867 4 жыл бұрын
That's why you should live in a 1m thicc concrete soviet style apartment complex with few windows far away from where you're sleeping. A MOAB would probably not kill you.
@ReformedR
@ReformedR 4 жыл бұрын
@@freedomofspeech2867 communism is good.
@sambridhathapa4313
@sambridhathapa4313 4 жыл бұрын
If your time comes, you leave this place. No matter how strange the cause is.
@glidershower
@glidershower 4 жыл бұрын
Flattened in your flat, fitting
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 4 жыл бұрын
No matter where we are, one day we will wait just a little too long in one place, and Death that's been following you your whole life will finally catch up with you. And then once your dead, all you'll be is a memory. And one day, the last person will remember you for the last time and you'll truly be gone
@DappsJames
@DappsJames 3 жыл бұрын
The piano guy: going out on a high note.
@akramgimmini8165
@akramgimmini8165 3 жыл бұрын
Badum shhhh
@ram-is-herexd7930
@ram-is-herexd7930 4 жыл бұрын
"unless u live in Northern Syria" Me who lives in Syria right now: °-° Oh no....
@aussietalks6642
@aussietalks6642 4 жыл бұрын
Rip lol
@mlw237
@mlw237 4 жыл бұрын
@@aussietalks6642 😃😃😃
@garoabdulmasih8911
@garoabdulmasih8911 3 жыл бұрын
Same here 💔
@amazinggrace5692
@amazinggrace5692 3 жыл бұрын
You OK?
@narutohuntmendemon6354
@narutohuntmendemon6354 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in U.S and i feel you
@thomasdarby6084
@thomasdarby6084 4 жыл бұрын
One of the scariest deaths while asleep occurred in Florida a few years ago. While a man was in bed, a 200-foot-deep sinkhole opened up right below his bedroom. His remains were never found.
@t6amygdala
@t6amygdala 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Darby proof?
@Kaledrone
@Kaledrone 4 жыл бұрын
@@t6amygdala Google the sentence from "While" to "found" if nothing shows up then this is fake, if something shows up, it's legit.
@thomasdarby6084
@thomasdarby6084 4 жыл бұрын
@@t6amygdala You could have Googled it yourself, but here it is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYmmcnl6bMmWn8U
@NefariousKoel
@NefariousKoel 4 жыл бұрын
Many of the sinkholes around the Caribbean basin, especially around the Yucatan peninsual (and cinotes) are the results of the meteor impact which killed the dinosaurs. The cracks in the earth's crust caused by the impact would get eroded by millions of years of rainfall, creating the slowly growing underground caverns. Under which the surface would sometimes collapse. Hope you have a good rest tonight!
@thomasdarby6084
@thomasdarby6084 4 жыл бұрын
@@NefariousKoel Lol. I am luckily on good Vermont marble. However much of Florida is riddled with limestone caverns, slowly eroding away because of water extraction for homes, industry, and farming.
@assistant2361
@assistant2361 4 жыл бұрын
Probably shouldn't have watched this before going to sleep...
@rockyp3917
@rockyp3917 4 жыл бұрын
Or just woken up
@cortexauth4094
@cortexauth4094 4 жыл бұрын
I'll protect you, perv scientist Christina!
@assistant2361
@assistant2361 4 жыл бұрын
@@cortexauth4094 I'm one more perv or banana comment away from screaming police, and my name's not "Christina".
@pyromaniac8194
@pyromaniac8194 4 жыл бұрын
Me2 now im worried im gonna die slitting my throat in a dream lol
@TechnoMinarchist
@TechnoMinarchist 4 жыл бұрын
@@assistant2361 *CHRIS STEEN NAH*
@vedantsinha7374
@vedantsinha7374 4 жыл бұрын
All these deaths seem to be what would have happened to a person in *FINAL DESTINATION* movie series....
@alveolate
@alveolate 4 жыл бұрын
imagine a new final destination sequel featuring actual ways people have died in history...
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 4 жыл бұрын
@@alveolate The British kid's history show "Horrible Histories" had a segment called "Stupid Deaths" that was hilarious. Some historical figures died in disgusting ways.
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 4 жыл бұрын
Or the show "1,000 Ways To Die."
@CrowBag
@CrowBag 4 жыл бұрын
Robbie J how on earth is that relevant? Or have I just been whooshed
@richardmorgan3665
@richardmorgan3665 4 жыл бұрын
You know sometimes life is just a final destination movie with God as the director.
@clips5103
@clips5103 4 жыл бұрын
“sudden unexplained nocturnal death syndrome” as i sit in bed on the edge of falling into a deep sleep... woke me up ngl
@triggered9131
@triggered9131 4 жыл бұрын
Good luck man. Good night
@theempire226
@theempire226 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh, would rather die of sunds than any other death. Sounds like a painless death, at least compared to others.
@ahmadsalmanalnor9911
@ahmadsalmanalnor9911 3 жыл бұрын
@@theempire226 You don't know how it happens though. Could be the most horrific death ever, like a demon killing you in your dreams or something.
@theempire226
@theempire226 3 жыл бұрын
@@ahmadsalmanalnor9911 yeah true, but i imagine it'll most likely be better than actually being murdered, or dying of certain illnesses that can cause a lot of suffering, or drowning in literal shit (yes, that actually happens). It's hard to determine the most painless deaths, but i think dying in your sleep will be one of the more 'painless' ones.
@TheGunmanChannel
@TheGunmanChannel 4 жыл бұрын
This video is so funny.
@itsbright16
@itsbright16 3 жыл бұрын
What is wrong with you
@gram.
@gram. 3 жыл бұрын
Mhmm. K.
@sapienscraft2540
@sapienscraft2540 3 жыл бұрын
ik i feel so bad for laughing but it had me in hysterics. I think it's the happy music crossed between his casual tone-
@ninojanjeremygo463
@ninojanjeremygo463 3 жыл бұрын
Not if you ask a sadomasochist person.
@Som3D
@Som3D 4 жыл бұрын
"the weirdest ways you could die tomorrow" Coffin dancers: "IS THIS A JOB FOR ME?"
@freedomofspeech2867
@freedomofspeech2867 4 жыл бұрын
Now this looks like a job for me* Such a missed opportunity.
@yaven8338
@yaven8338 4 жыл бұрын
@@freedomofspeech2867 thank youuu would you please stand up
@laggyfilms4768
@laggyfilms4768 4 жыл бұрын
Edit this so after freedom can delete comment and so can I and it’ll be a great joke
@molochadui9939
@molochadui9939 4 жыл бұрын
guy roasted alive: turn me over, im done on this side Savage!
@user-we5zq6re9d
@user-we5zq6re9d 4 жыл бұрын
Famous last words
@agent-sz2qj
@agent-sz2qj 4 жыл бұрын
@Potato i don't really believe stories like these cause they are most likely just religious propaganda
@Zeekiel
@Zeekiel 4 жыл бұрын
Hah!
@joetroutt7425
@joetroutt7425 4 жыл бұрын
Yet he was the one roasting them.
@GamePath
@GamePath 4 жыл бұрын
@@agent-sz2qj Calm down, edge lord.
@flatP_
@flatP_ 4 жыл бұрын
i feel like i'm being lectured by my distant british uncle twice removed
@marcdraco2189
@marcdraco2189 4 жыл бұрын
Arran is terrific isn't he!
@hueyiroquois3839
@hueyiroquois3839 4 жыл бұрын
I think he's actually Scottish.
@Deleted11100
@Deleted11100 4 жыл бұрын
Lancashire
@Crashandburn999
@Crashandburn999 4 жыл бұрын
@@hueyiroquois3839 British =/= English. Scots are British too.
@alkebulanawah4242
@alkebulanawah4242 4 жыл бұрын
I doubt it since u r like Japanese
@randomefan4ul
@randomefan4ul 4 жыл бұрын
"Turn me over, I'm done on this side" god himself welcomed this legend in to immortality.
@YungOmni
@YungOmni 4 жыл бұрын
just think, someone could've went to sleep after watching this and just died for no reason, hell it might even end up being me, or you... ig we'll find out lol. goodnight.
@zeno4097
@zeno4097 4 жыл бұрын
Right man reply to this tm so will i if i dont then ig i really died
@ugandaswrath567
@ugandaswrath567 4 жыл бұрын
@@zeno4097 he uh, diddent reply
@zeno4097
@zeno4097 4 жыл бұрын
Flipping Legendary ik wtf bruh
@legendpinoy
@legendpinoy 4 жыл бұрын
aye bruh u good?
@exusemyignorancebutwhatexa5285
@exusemyignorancebutwhatexa5285 4 жыл бұрын
did u do a ded
@bp.pradhan9494
@bp.pradhan9494 4 жыл бұрын
9:21 here i am tucked up in bed watching this video at 2:30 am. That got me chills bro.
@kathryncarter6143
@kathryncarter6143 4 жыл бұрын
Just make sure all the knives are locked away
@camacaron06
@camacaron06 4 жыл бұрын
3:51 “I’m dying of laughter.... no wait” **ded**
@ckyle9759
@ckyle9759 4 жыл бұрын
Mentions the beer and syrup flood Me who watches Sam o Nella : I know that .
@sunnyjim1355
@sunnyjim1355 4 жыл бұрын
I already knew that, yet I've never heard of this Sam o Nella.
@abdullahabdulaziz
@abdullahabdulaziz 4 жыл бұрын
When he said eating yourself to death, I thought people eating themselves like their own body 😂
@jefffarris3359
@jefffarris3359 3 жыл бұрын
I thought that also 😂
@windowsmoke
@windowsmoke 4 жыл бұрын
7:41 damn I got lucky, when I was 2 I fell over and bit my tounge halfway across and they couldn't put stitches so I just had to live wit h a hanging tounge for a while lmao
@lovefromthesouth91
@lovefromthesouth91 4 жыл бұрын
Me Too nice you played death 💀
@B4R0N.
@B4R0N. 4 жыл бұрын
To everyone watching this in bed: sleep tight :D
@terraemerald5879
@terraemerald5879 4 жыл бұрын
I am soooooooo pray for me
@Priellmann81
@Priellmann81 4 жыл бұрын
Terra Emerald Pray for me too?
@k3nz1e73
@k3nz1e73 4 жыл бұрын
Pray for me but I don’t believe in God
@hep.1
@hep.1 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks...
@no322
@no322 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks I will 🦹🏼‍♂️🦹🏼‍♂️🦹🏼‍♂️🧝🏻‍♀️🧝🏻‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🎅🏻🧛🏾‍♂️🧛🏾‍♂️🧜🏻‍♀️
@theghostkillz8921
@theghostkillz8921 4 жыл бұрын
Actually when I was 1 year old my mother was overfeeding me with carrots (it was home made carrot juice, ~70% carrots ~30% water). My skin turned a little yellow and she thought I was just "sunbathing a lot", thankfully I had my doctor which looked at me and literally told my mother that she's crazy because she gave me (daily) equivalent of 10+ carrots a day for ~a week. So yeah I almost died of a liver failure. + two years ago I was so obese that my liver had fat in it (my x-ray doctor showed me the fat on life rentgen) so I actually almost died of liver damage TWICE in my (so far) 18 year life. Nice. (I'm czech so sorry for misspells or any weird arrangement of words)
@thestargateking
@thestargateking 4 жыл бұрын
TheGhostKillz did they take you away from your mothers care?
@theghostkillz8921
@theghostkillz8921 4 жыл бұрын
@Gavin Well I almost died but I didn't so it is a way to live, lol.
@theghostkillz8921
@theghostkillz8921 4 жыл бұрын
@@thestargateking Of course not... she was just a bit dumber in chemistry, biology and physics (when she was in school she almost failed...) so she couldn't really understand how much she could hurt me doctor just told her what she shouldn't do and that carrots do not help your eyes develop etc. She breastfed me till I was FOUR YEARS OLD, almost no mother does that yet it's the best for the child. Afterall of that I like my father more, he's more skilled (wood working, computing, fences, house building and repairing, he just knows a lot), caring and kind. (but not too kind, like giving me everything I wanted/want etc., ideal father in my opinion)
@theghostkillz8921
@theghostkillz8921 4 жыл бұрын
@Gavin Well... I'm just fat/overweight now (BMI of around 27) But I don't look fat so I guess I'm ok? :D Sidenote: if I wanted to lose weight I'd have to eat less than 1300 Kcal a day... Which is impossible for me (but I drink only water and restrict sugar and cholesterol because I want my heart to be healthy)
@kathryncarter6143
@kathryncarter6143 4 жыл бұрын
You did well. Glad you weren't kill by one too many carrots!
@jameskehoe1442
@jameskehoe1442 4 жыл бұрын
Get your toast out with a fork ? Do your own electrical work ? Teach your self how to fly ? Eat a 2 week old unrefridgerated pie ?
@AndyHappyGuy
@AndyHappyGuy 4 жыл бұрын
dUM wAIZ To DaI
@bibasik7
@bibasik7 4 жыл бұрын
So many dumb ways to die!
@BeanMachine360
@BeanMachine360 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i did............w-was that supposed to kill me? huh cool
@s1nnocense
@s1nnocense 4 жыл бұрын
i get my toast with a fork quite often, how is this dangerous?
@MrAntice
@MrAntice 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making the stomach ulcher road to death a part of the list. Almost died from that myself. Aren't many that have even heard that this very common condition can become deadly if left untreated for too long. Actually dying from it nowadays is exceedingly rare. Most people get to the hospital pretty darn fast when they start throwing up large amounts of blood after all. And it's easy to treat with even over the counter medications as well.
@thefalcon3230
@thefalcon3230 4 жыл бұрын
Me: ok, im gonna watch one more video before going to sleep!
@christineparis5607
@christineparis5607 4 жыл бұрын
When I was 6 years old, the elementary school on the next street had a gas leak over a three day weekend and when the temperature dropped at about 4 am after three days of natural gas filling the sealed up buildings, the pilot light came on and blew the entire school sky high. There was a literal crater in the ground where the school had been... For YEARS after, all you had to do to get out school was tell the teacher you smelled gas fumes. They would practically throw you out...we spent years in mobile home trailers that stood in for classrooms, but gas leak fears raged no matter what... It made such an impression on me that to this day, any smell of natural gas brings back vivid flashback memories of standing in the street outside our house, watching debris raining down and flames a hundred feet high...and our normally staid neighbors in their underwear and curlers (the 60s) having full on hysterics, thinking someone had dropped the bomb...
@christineparis5607
@christineparis5607 4 жыл бұрын
@Fhjthnl Lol Iuyo Actually, it turned out that if school had been open, someone would have smelled the gas and all the open doors and windows would have kept it from collecting.. it was a horrible series of events that kept everything sealed up tight for so long, a cold snap coming, a 3 day weekend, then the cold hitting right at the moment when the school had been filling with gas for 3 days, the perfect storm, or blow up... Nowadays, someone would have accused the principal of an "inside job", and claimed there is no way natural gas could have blown the school that completely away... (It was fully investigated in any case)
@ChickenPermissionOG
@ChickenPermissionOG 4 жыл бұрын
don't fear death it is gonna happen and fearing it won't change anything.
@BeanMachine360
@BeanMachine360 4 жыл бұрын
Do i have permission from de Chi-ken to not fear
@wolfzmusic9706
@wolfzmusic9706 4 жыл бұрын
Chicken Permission i feel like most people fear death
@siyacer
@siyacer 4 жыл бұрын
If we didn't fear death we would have been extinct long ago, there's a reason why animals have a self-preservation instinct.
@osse1n
@osse1n 4 жыл бұрын
Being struck by a lightning is one of them - *bad luck Brian level 9000*
@edwardo2518
@edwardo2518 4 жыл бұрын
Very, 'Enlighting'! ( sorry can't help myself.)
@bp.pradhan9494
@bp.pradhan9494 4 жыл бұрын
At least you won't realise you are dead
@tiborklein5349
@tiborklein5349 4 жыл бұрын
The odds of being struck in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. It's quite common.
@user-tw4yo7xk9n
@user-tw4yo7xk9n 4 жыл бұрын
Tibor Klein so common I bumped into a stranger who told me his story, he did inspirational speaches etc after it
@KiingDa3rd
@KiingDa3rd 3 жыл бұрын
He said " lets start with eating" as im eating sunflower seeds. I almost choked. My breathing-
@octobsession3061
@octobsession3061 3 жыл бұрын
Sir, you're okay?
@tagaroyal1084
@tagaroyal1084 4 жыл бұрын
"turn me over i'm done on this side" LMFAOOO
@Iksvomid
@Iksvomid 4 жыл бұрын
This video made me realize something - don't leave for tomorrow what you can do today.
@MichaelOrtega
@MichaelOrtega 4 жыл бұрын
Iksvomid that’s how I live my life. Trust me, it makes life much more worthwhile
@apises2853
@apises2853 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so leaving my homeworks to do tomorrow
@joetroutt7425
@joetroutt7425 4 жыл бұрын
Except for bills
@partytimejew
@partytimejew 4 жыл бұрын
This guy predicted the corona virus so if he predicts I'm gonna die tomorrow, pray for me
@BeanMachine360
@BeanMachine360 4 жыл бұрын
Ill phone up the big man in the sky, "oi, i like this one, yeah lay of the meteor"
@twaynewade2544
@twaynewade2544 4 жыл бұрын
When did he predict corona
@partytimejew
@partytimejew 4 жыл бұрын
@@twaynewade2544 just before it happened
@imthrillz5255
@imthrillz5255 4 жыл бұрын
Tee Wade he made a video about the next pandemic 2 days before the first corona case was reported
@SwrveYT
@SwrveYT 4 жыл бұрын
Im Thrillz the first fears of COVID19 were found on November 11th 2019. But I can’t find a video from 42 on Nov 9th?
@justaneditygangstar
@justaneditygangstar 4 жыл бұрын
Thoughty2 starting to look like a Rdr 2 NPC
@michaelj-m9014
@michaelj-m9014 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@rgerber
@rgerber 4 жыл бұрын
He's your local bartender
@saifabidalbloushi
@saifabidalbloushi 3 жыл бұрын
"I dreamt that i have it, i awoke to find it true" Me who dreamt of falling from a building several times: 😳
@Jilliberation
@Jilliberation 3 жыл бұрын
"Mind that bus!" "What bus?" >SPLAT
@octobsession3061
@octobsession3061 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist : it was a real bus
@4NDROM3D4
@4NDROM3D4 4 жыл бұрын
already dying with anxiety and this vid just-
@MannFace51
@MannFace51 4 жыл бұрын
F
@Cyber_Kriss
@Cyber_Kriss 4 жыл бұрын
@@MannFace51 OM
@AtarAxy23
@AtarAxy23 4 жыл бұрын
Your the best channel to binge during this lockdown
@SnoopEastwood
@SnoopEastwood 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks ccp
@DaVeganZombie
@DaVeganZombie 4 жыл бұрын
8:33 The fact you didn’t call it “Brewnami” is disappointing.
@larrymccarthy3068
@larrymccarthy3068 4 жыл бұрын
he also should have said "the great molassacre" for the molasses spill, can't confirm that the north end still smells like molasses on exceptionally hot days though.
@vanceheitman4407
@vanceheitman4407 4 жыл бұрын
My life in 2020: write that down! Write that down!!
@bosongod2830
@bosongod2830 3 жыл бұрын
King who ate himself to death Matt Stonie: bruh
@user-vn7ce5ig1z
@user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 жыл бұрын
• The poodle chain of events is straight from _Final Destination_ . • The one where they guy killed himself in his sleep is terrifying because it could happen to anyone. Anyone can have a sleep-walking event even if you've never sleep-walked before. What if it happens while dreaming about doing something deadly like cutting yourself, jumping off the roof, or whatever. It sounds like something out of _Nightmare on Elm St._ . Also, he specifically wrote it wasn't suicide, but they still ruled it as a suicide. That's not fair (and potentially also screws over any beneficiary if he had life-insurance). 😒 • Anton Yelchin's car slipped a gear. His family sued Fiat Chrysler because the Jeep had a known defect. • The video-game players that died were part of the genesis of the Polybius legend. • Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada didn't fall behind a water-cooler, he fell behind a cooler (fridge/freezer/etc.) in a No Frills grocery store where he worked. He was declared missing and only discovered when they renovated the store 10 years later. :-\ • Where did you get the thing about King Ironside's assassin being _under_ the toilet? He was only said to have been stabbed while on the loo, there's nothing about the assassin being under it. (I suspect Tyrion killing Tywin was inspired by this.) • The piano in the Condor (strip) Club wasn't on a hydraulic motor, it was connected by cables so that performer Carol Doda could descend on it from the ceiling. (The girl survived because she was thin enough to still breathe until help came.) • 14:19 - That's "the rack" of torture infamy.
@AceFuzzLord
@AceFuzzLord 4 жыл бұрын
One of my brothers once was sleepwalking and got a sharp kitchen knife and went into my other brothers room. He was just a kid and could have easily killed him
@joetroutt7425
@joetroutt7425 4 жыл бұрын
The piano thing had me guessing
@electgeeexe
@electgeeexe 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *Makes a joke* Thoughty2: "You can die from that!"
@Don-mw8rb
@Don-mw8rb 4 жыл бұрын
If death is around the corner I guess I’m good, I’m staying inside my house 😎
@norma8686
@norma8686 4 жыл бұрын
Your own home is not safe, there are a lot of ways you can die while inside.
@ritagomes7838
@ritagomes7838 4 жыл бұрын
No corners in your house?
@sandra98facebook
@sandra98facebook 4 жыл бұрын
if dead is around the corner just draw a circle around you like in that one spongebob episode
@Don-mw8rb
@Don-mw8rb 4 жыл бұрын
Rita Gomes nope. My house is made entirely out of curves, not one 90 degree angle in my house.
@ritagomes7838
@ritagomes7838 4 жыл бұрын
@@Don-mw8rb A jungle hut then? Got it...
@rgz2492
@rgz2492 4 жыл бұрын
Role the four guys with the coffin meme: ‘TUT TUTU TUT TUT TUTUTU’
@PartyQuest
@PartyQuest 4 жыл бұрын
just another Thoughty episode, that always instill horrors into me. everytime i watch your videos, then it haunts me for days.
@mattysancho8988
@mattysancho8988 4 жыл бұрын
Your chances of dying may be small but it’s never 0% Seen a meme of a money shooting a rifle, and it said your chances of being shot by a money is small but it’s never 0% So I thought it worked here... which it does lol
@mattysancho8988
@mattysancho8988 4 жыл бұрын
SAMURAI 武士 ... here’s the thing about numbers though, it’s not. If I said you can have 0.0002% of Apple’s annual income are you going to say “no that’s basically zero”??? Yeahhhh see how that works buddy ol pal lol!!
@mattysancho8988
@mattysancho8988 4 жыл бұрын
SAMURAI 武士 hahahahaha!!!!!! Boi get lost lol!!!!!!!
@pszych2445
@pszych2445 4 жыл бұрын
SAMURAI 武士 Apple is a trillion dollar plus company
@Light-l-l
@Light-l-l 4 жыл бұрын
11:20 that turn dark soon
@cheyenneadams6834
@cheyenneadams6834 4 жыл бұрын
"Your stomach begins to eat it's self, that's exactly what happens when you have a stomach ulcer" And its so painful!!! I got the whole of lining of my stomach burnt last Monday, I had ulcers so bad ahh I felt like I was dieing
@ADerpyReality
@ADerpyReality 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes lactose and other intolerances are caused by stomach ulcers and will go away if removed.
@NefariousKoel
@NefariousKoel 4 жыл бұрын
You really have to start worrying whenever your ulcer makes you vomit after every meal. Must mean that your body prefers to eat itself over actual food at that point.
@cheyenneadams6834
@cheyenneadams6834 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was at that point ... That's why I had the surgery. It was scarey as
@aljoschalong625
@aljoschalong625 3 жыл бұрын
That's my new favorite sentence, which put's Woody Allen's dying words of a hero of one of his storys, "No thank you, I already have a peguin.", into second place: "So you should be okay as long as you steer clear of poodles decending with terminal velocity." Thank you.
@karatewithelian9014
@karatewithelian9014 4 жыл бұрын
1:45 me hows actually a Syrian that lives around homs: da freak is going down there in Damascus(also known as al sham) or up there in aleppo
@liamwright5021
@liamwright5021 4 жыл бұрын
I hope when I am directly above my gas heater it blows up sending it flying through the floor killing me
@AverageAlien
@AverageAlien 4 жыл бұрын
specific
@smoke4131
@smoke4131 4 жыл бұрын
Death with fire is the purest death - Melisandre
@AverageAlien
@AverageAlien 4 жыл бұрын
@@smoke4131 of course she'd say that
@fattyjaybird7505
@fattyjaybird7505 4 жыл бұрын
That would be death by high speed furnace 😁
@jayalbertcastigador9274
@jayalbertcastigador9274 4 жыл бұрын
12:06 Everytime I step into an elevator, I always think of this
@clam4597
@clam4597 4 жыл бұрын
What, that you might discover a decaped head?
@NefariousKoel
@NefariousKoel 4 жыл бұрын
I've ended up in a stuck elevator twice in my life. The first time, I actually had to do that scary crawl-out with about a 2 or 3 foot tall space between the floor of the elevator and the ceiling outside. Like seeing yourself in a horror movie. Complete with the building guy, who manually opened the door from outside, telling us "it's perfectly safe to squeeze out. The elevator won't fall, I swear."
@Ok-ct9hr
@Ok-ct9hr 4 жыл бұрын
gave me back that paranoia from when i was a kid watching final destination :(
@AmbiguousProxy
@AmbiguousProxy 3 жыл бұрын
I'm 27 and I still can't watch those movies.
@alabasterfiretruck6046
@alabasterfiretruck6046 4 жыл бұрын
When I was 17 I died while climbing a ladder in shop class. They never gave me a clear diagnosis. They just said it was sudden death syndrome. So don't worry about dying in your sleep, it can just as easily happen when you're awake :)
@daveh9134
@daveh9134 4 жыл бұрын
Mate... I just want to say thank-you for your enthusiastic and hilariously factual videos. It makes my days on the planet more enjoyable and less full of anxiety in the current world situation. Thank you again.
@codyscott14
@codyscott14 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early... my girlfriend was left severely dissatisfied
@urbanllama4208
@urbanllama4208 4 жыл бұрын
Well that's unfortunate.
@gerhardhermann1571
@gerhardhermann1571 4 жыл бұрын
Did you already change the girlfriend ?
@ritagomes7838
@ritagomes7838 4 жыл бұрын
Premature ejaculation jokes are tight... xDD
@ritagomes7838
@ritagomes7838 4 жыл бұрын
Also the word you were aimming at is ''unsatisfied''...
@codeylee8494
@codeylee8494 4 жыл бұрын
@@ritagomes7838 I see you're a man of culture
@miaalamaras6393
@miaalamaras6393 4 жыл бұрын
"I want to end on one incredible antidote that might just make you smile" *talks about someone being tortched over a gain grill*
@supercomputer0448
@supercomputer0448 4 жыл бұрын
13:07 I want to know exactly how he was hiding under the toilet.
@gordonbingeman1604
@gordonbingeman1604 Жыл бұрын
This video made me feel more relaxed about covid. It was a way of saying relax, anything can kill you randomly and to put our minds at ease about today's world and any troubles each day. A sick humour let's say, to make us feel less anxious and feeling overwhelmed and to say take a breath. We are still okay today. Thank you thoughy2 for this video! I wish more people thought this way, to stay in the present and focus on each moment
@nichts8200
@nichts8200 4 жыл бұрын
There was a case on a small island. A Taxidriver got a guest, they drove to a crossing; killing a scooter driver. Some time later, the same Taxidriver, killed the brother(riding a scooter) of the first scooter victim, at the same crossing..., with same guest on bord. The case with the suizidale Poodle rememberd me:)
@nathan-iz2bq
@nathan-iz2bq 4 жыл бұрын
*I changed the comment so the replies won't make sense*
@brendarojas5613
@brendarojas5613 4 жыл бұрын
*an
@davidsnow2653
@davidsnow2653 4 жыл бұрын
i'm not obese and i don't live in Syria... so i'm 50/50 there mate
@sandra98facebook
@sandra98facebook 4 жыл бұрын
and died chocking on popcorn while watching a poodle fall from a building onto a woman that caused a man to get run over and another man to have a heart attack, what a life he had.. but hey at least he didn't get crushed by a piano while having intercourse with his girlfriend !!
@cenzgullo3097
@cenzgullo3097 4 жыл бұрын
nathan ormiston and gay.......
@SynKronos
@SynKronos 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the average US marine. shit no it was the terrorists that did it 😂
@SithisXVII
@SithisXVII 4 жыл бұрын
I heard something like a weed eater going with the music and thought this track was kinda lit, then I paused and heard the weed eater outside :3
@SugmaNatsu
@SugmaNatsu 4 жыл бұрын
"Beer tsunami" sounds like my dad's dream lol
@iNightz
@iNightz 2 жыл бұрын
I find myself watching your videos just before I go to bed and even your older vids I just love your content
@insertwittyprofilenamehere
@insertwittyprofilenamehere 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving me a whole list of things that will def keep me awake all night
@benedictsamuel7254
@benedictsamuel7254 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh feels good to have a distraction from this whole pandemic, thanks Thoughty2 :)
@mbotela9979
@mbotela9979 4 жыл бұрын
This video isn't helping my anxiety 😭
@Oatsys
@Oatsys 4 жыл бұрын
SAME LOL
@user-we5zq6re9d
@user-we5zq6re9d 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I'm here to help Hug? ⊂((・▽・))⊃
@BeanMachine360
@BeanMachine360 4 жыл бұрын
Fear not, i will just quickly kill death, got some 7.62mm? im a bit low and that demon is looking at me strange
@hofmeister15
@hofmeister15 4 жыл бұрын
Sweat it out bud ur gana die get over it. U have to be happy for every monment and enjoy the torment. If ur feeling something then at least you know ur still alive
@blackdagger7332
@blackdagger7332 4 жыл бұрын
...Every single one is understandable, but a flying metal plate flying for 3 kilometers...? God damn, that is what i call bad luck...
@Ixegod
@Ixegod 4 жыл бұрын
That it were on tarragona
@hawaiianpunch1813
@hawaiianpunch1813 4 жыл бұрын
thoughty2 really be saving my depression and mental state
@JD-wi2kg
@JD-wi2kg 4 жыл бұрын
7:35 Arthur would be happy
@solvableplane3212
@solvableplane3212 4 жыл бұрын
Remember kids. don't go to sleep , you never know if you'll wake up.
@clam4597
@clam4597 4 жыл бұрын
I have a very loud alarm clock.
@solvableplane3212
@solvableplane3212 4 жыл бұрын
@@clam4597 oh...
@testosterone0003
@testosterone0003 4 жыл бұрын
11:17 as a kid the same thing happened to me except the end result was that I pissed myself
@DatOneCat
@DatOneCat 4 жыл бұрын
Can i just say, I gotta an AD for a spaghetti recipe at the section of "Eating yourself to death.".
@drahcirski
@drahcirski 4 жыл бұрын
I work with BPA, it is literally in the coatings of all canned and bottled food and drinks, its banned in france though. it's extremely unlikely to affect anyone unless you store things inappropriately, or put spirits in normal plastic bottles, alcohol products have different regulations, never put whiskey in your bottles to sneak in to clubs! the reaction could cause more dangerous chemicals to release into your drink!
@adammustafa3330
@adammustafa3330 4 жыл бұрын
Chrysippus' comment about the donkey, although evidently so hilarious that it even killed him, still seems very much like one of those "You had to be there" moments to really be able to appreciate it. I too chortle at my own jokes at times like a jackass but...holy crap.
@joeymorangarza
@joeymorangarza 4 жыл бұрын
Homer Simpson: Beer tsunami? Mmmm....(imagines wave of beer smashing into him)
@DacLMK
@DacLMK 4 жыл бұрын
Not just Homer, that's every European's dream, especially the Belgians and Dutch.
@massivelegend5209
@massivelegend5209 4 жыл бұрын
Beer? Smashing? Mmmmmm?!
@yishi.4466
@yishi.4466 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many times he said "died" or "for example"...idk just wondering.. *WOULD I DIE IF I COUNTED IT?!- I- I'm over reacting.. ;-;"*
@poopiesmacks3807
@poopiesmacks3807 4 жыл бұрын
Never use the bathroom in a dream!
@dmitrychirkov4206
@dmitrychirkov4206 Жыл бұрын
Two best cases that I ever heard of: 1) A man was sleeping when a phone call woke him up. Instead of grabbing the phone, he took his revolver instead and shot himself to the head. 2) During wildfires a fire fighter plane scooped some water from a local lake. Turned out it also scooped a diver. Not sure what exactly killed the poor guy - the initial impact or being dropped from the sky into the blazing hell.
@BioHunter1990
@BioHunter1990 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about they guy being crushed to death during the Salem Witch Trials who kept saying “more weight!”
@Quizzimo
@Quizzimo 4 жыл бұрын
King Adolf Fredrik died of a stroke btw. Jag är svensk och har kollat upp detta ( Im Swedish and Ive looked into it )
@rollingmaniac3879
@rollingmaniac3879 4 жыл бұрын
Hey! The Right pronunciation of ”semla”, good on you my brittish friend, good on you👌😁👏
@lala_lisa5423
@lala_lisa5423 4 жыл бұрын
"You can also choke on other things" 😂😂😂😂😂
@Ninas3rafina
@Ninas3rafina 4 жыл бұрын
So the legend is true
@sandrooliboni
@sandrooliboni 4 жыл бұрын
YOU are killing me with "Puddle dissenting at Terminal velocity"!!
@Mantellla
@Mantellla 4 жыл бұрын
0:45 "I've won... But at what cost?"
@seanrallis6714
@seanrallis6714 3 жыл бұрын
The guy slitting his throat in his sleep reminds me of a dream I have as a kid. I was being chased by a monster with big, long, blade-like claws. Finally, it caught me, and with one claw, slit my throat. Everything faded to black and I woke up, still utterly convinced that I was bleeding to death, and clutched my throat, screaming for my mom. It took her a good while to convince me that my neck was fine.
@TrailBaby
@TrailBaby 4 жыл бұрын
12:23 my worst nightmare.. It even goes as deep as the floor collapsing creating a slide to the window.. And cya
@PyroMancer2k
@PyroMancer2k 3 жыл бұрын
The guy who made the donkey joke and then fell down laugh followed by a fit sounds like he might of had a stroke. I've heard that in some cases people who have stroke/anurisum in the head start acting strange right before they collapse because the misfiring in the brain.
@yeetocheeto8102
@yeetocheeto8102 4 жыл бұрын
That first one was like . get ready to giggle a lot or something . "I've won but... at what cost"
@TheJege12
@TheJege12 4 жыл бұрын
5:25 that is THE FAKEST "biting" I have ever seen on that burger right there:'D
@seductivespy
@seductivespy 4 жыл бұрын
My dad died of SUNDS. My mom was awakened with the death rattle of his last breathing which was loud enough to get her up out of a deep sleep. She tried to wake him but he didn’t respond. His breathing by the time she had returned to him after calling 911 had ceased and he had died at age 44. I was only 8 at that time, my brother 6 years of age. It’s something you never forget.
@Proman642
@Proman642 4 жыл бұрын
I remember a story of a guy found in a burnt-out forest in a scuba suit. He had been snorkeling in the ocean and got picked up by a helicopter in a big bucket they were dumping water on the forest fire! That's got to be a one of a kind way to go!
@AlejandroGonzalez-vt4nq
@AlejandroGonzalez-vt4nq 3 жыл бұрын
5:03 Oh shit, english its not my first language and for a moment i thought he meant literally eating yourself, like choping your arm an eating it.
@maz5-870
@maz5-870 4 жыл бұрын
i feel like thoughty2 is my grandpa when he talks
@cubix6495
@cubix6495 4 жыл бұрын
9:30 I regret watching this before going to bed
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