The Will To Whatevs Tip #72: How To Nab A Husband

[@jordanrioscreations]

"Structures her sex acts in such a way that they save the economy." That's fucking brilliant.

[@sssnipermonkey5566]

I’m here at my local library reading your book and my goodness have times changed…. 💊

[@RichLikesDucks]

My favorite thing about these videos is the comments of people quoting the video and I see the comment before I watch the video so I am humorously befuddled before the video even starts.

[@ndbrandt]

@corenothing are you implying the New Deal didn't save the economy or am I seeing things that aren't there?

[@tonyrich7963]

aare you in pyongyang?

[@StrOcc]

@johnnythesailorman oh, is there a good helicopter restaurant... in... in there?

[@johnnythesailorman]

dude my brothers girlfreind is a helicopter eater and she does the exact same shit with out any kind of provocation or warning, i actually have her in my cell phone as helicopter eater XD!

[@bungbung13131]

no for a second he looks two different directions upward

[@autywon]

oh, i like that last option.

[@mx4lifeCR]

I'll see him in Chicago!

[@TheHouseOffice]

"I know about the new deal, I'm gonna give You a new deal. Mm!" xDDD

[@CJAnonymous]

@johnnythesailorman: It works best if you say that while crying and breaking his stuff.

[@ChristinaPeck]

This is just amazing!

[@fooshfoosh]

2:21 nearly made me shit my pants...nearly.

[@ehsteve231]

I love this man.

[@UselessOpinion]

"how to decorate yo pubes" lmao

[@bungbung13131]

how the fuck does he do his eyes at 2:22?

[@nothere413]

In that case, you wanna get married?

[@scoobybag1072]

theres only 2

[@HouseholdHacker]

Haha this was great

[@johnnythesailorman]

I WANNA EAT A HELICOPTER!!!!

[@RichLikesDucks]

@RichLikesDucks and There is nothing sexier than a girl who knows who FDR is

[@ALECSF15]

your on DELOCATED ! :DDD

[@bungbung13131]

no its not dude 2:21 different directions

[@StutterinG123]

his eyes are just lazy to those directions probably

[@MrStrats]

boo, boo... lol

[@sweetna22]

*sigh* Give it to me

[@ShaneKarma376]

HACK!!!