The Wisdom of a Middle School Ass Man - Rachel Feinstein

[@robertwright4220]

Being an ass man in serious business and you do know you are at a young age! We are a passionate group.

[@robertwright4220]

BFboy86 Definitely a distraction! It’s even compromised my safety a couple times. Just a condition I’ve learned to live with!

[@robertwright4220]

@danger dork's ghost s It's serious, we need help, we should be a federally protected group!

[@DBL304]

Facccttsss, it’s a very fine-point perspective

[@knowsee9647]

"We are a passionate group." That made me burst out. Very funny bro.

[@TheYamahog12]

I knew when I was in kindergarten.

[@roccomanucci]

I saw her in person at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo NY this past Valentines Day.She's funny as hell and down to earth too.After her act she was hanging out at the bar talking to everyone and taking pictures with whoever wanted one.I would recommend anyone to go see her in person because you'll have a great time.

[@ChibiSothe]

She really seems like a sweetheart!

[@imhatchmantoo]

He might have been 14.. but he was right. Haha

[@explorewithjude8469]

That’s one woman in the crowd that could relate and died from laughing 😂

[@ForrealMwangi]

You’re boy was Bootyologist, he had a high A.Q.

[@m0thdm]

That A.Q. is important. I live my life developing, improving, addressing my A.Q. because there are always higher levels, bigger dreams.

[@m0thdm]

@Richard Dangler You're a man who knows what's what, that's for sure

[@m0thdm]

@Mr420Spy The goal is refinement sir. I remain humble, in the presence of my brothers of the world. :: tips hat ::

[@turenrobinson1982]

That kid is a prophet

[@HJules-cw6fb]

Amazing

[@guardrailbiter]

The Booty Watch Prophet.

[@josheberhardt4030]

Lisan al gaib

[@ramona.vargas7298]

That Towel wasn't for his Face...

[@luvbig41]

LMAO!!!!HAHAHAHAAHA I was thinking the same thing when she said it. LOL

[@88yellowjacket]

Nah it was for his head

[@jakedavid8187]

Hahaha

[@texaspatriot9153]

🤣🤣

[@Theomite]

"THERE'S COCOA IF ANYONE'S GAY AND WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT!" is a damn-near Taylor Tomlinson-level stellar soundbite.

[@ALulzyApprentice]

Top shelf not for me or give back a little?

[@jayjizzle8383]

That one actually made me giggle like a kid for some strange reason

[@james35813]

Her impression of Andre is one of the funniest standup bits I've ever seen

[@AnonymousanonymousA]

we all knew an Andrè

[@maxb4289]

Andre was a brotha for sure!!!

[@luvbig41]

LMAO!!! Indeed.

[@AlkebulanLion67]

Yes and the way she described it was hilarious.

[@tomstorm7926]

Then she would’ve called him Dre

[@quincylockett7846]

@@tomstorm7926 🤣😂🤘🏿✌🏿

[@antoinerideaux-porche5655]

@@tomstorm7926 not all black men named andre like being called dre

[@johnbalk6091]

I love her. I wish she had gotten the level of fame that Amy Schumer got.

[@liligman]

It’d be nice to see a female comic without someone mentioning that poor excuse for one...by continuing to say her name you keep her relevant

[@Tkieron]

@@liligman exactly. There have been dozens of female comics who have achieved game but all we hear about on KZbin comments is AS

[@floydammons5429]

I saw her do this set live when she opened for Louis CK a few years ago...at the end she goes "...so anyways we've been married for 15 years now..."

[@TheBmills415]

That's so nice

[@Telecasterfan]

@Okaro Shinn You're not going to believe this, but comedians will sometimes make up stories.

[@iansamuel1811]

@@Telecasterfan that being said... still a legitimate question that has gone unanswered

[@sjtv6565]

@@iansamuel1811 Not a legitimate question, are you her dad or something? It's none of your business and you're a creep for focusing any amount of energy into it

[@winstonmarlowe5254]

@@sjtv6565 you're a drama queen and take things literally on almost an autistic level good job buddy

[@Tkieron]

0:52 "You're a wild asshole. Stop doing that." I love that. I keep coming back to this video just for that.

[@teaganna5970]

"There's coco if you're gay, and want to talk about it!" I wish my parents were that liberal. Lol! Great laugh.

[@teaganna5970]

@the future the past Perhaps, to a certain extent. Lol

[@lemaygaming6952]

the future the past Why not?

[@teaganna5970]

@@lemaygaming6952 It is what it is. I guess. I'm happy with what I have. 🙏

[@yeeeety6730]

Mine be like “there’s coco if you get a bf “

[@teaganna5970]

@@yeeeety6730 The coco will be cold whenever that happens. Lol

[@scottbutler5421]

I heard her on Comedy Central Radio today and turned on KZbin for her when I got home. So funny! Great Talent Show!

[@jokeralphaoscar]

She’s gorgeous and hilarious! One of my new fave comedians

[@shawngilliland243]

Andre was a genius; a man ahead of his years . . . "Long menopausal cape" - hilarious!

[@tysonclarke012]

My dad does the accent thing. People can't understand him when he speaks English to begin with

[@zachtemoro2116]

4:21 I guarantee that if someone were to edit Bernie Sanders and have this as a voice over, 80% of the people who watched it would think its real

[@dancom3207]

...or most guys from NYC.

[@Photologistic]

That’s the dumbest comment I’ve seen in a very long time. Congrats.

[@zachtemoro2116]

Brian P. I mean 128 people agree, so whos the dumb one now?

[@knowsee9647]

She does sound like Bernie. Damn, that's true. Good catch.

[@toddadams8420]

Long menopausal cape...hilarious!!

[@crickettmoon7082]

Todd Adams Get Menopause Todddd... Capes are NECESSARY!!! They are the closest thing we have to viagra. Suck it Todddd... JK... kind a

[@CristinaCee]

"You're a wild asshole..stop doing that." 😂 My own subconscious voice is Rachel Feinstein.

[@sam29074]

HER ACCENTS AND IMPRESSIONS ARE SO FUNNY

[@TacShooter]

If she had sat in his lap, he would have written the sequel to the Book of Revelation.

[@JR-wn8cl]

That young man had a great head on his shoulders. Bless his soul.

[@mereth13]

I haven't always enjoyed her material, but this gave me some good laughs. I may have to give her another try.

[@nancyhernandez2271]

Exactly my thought!! This made me literally guffaw

[@geofft.1959]

She needs more recognition...

[@thinkbeforeyoutype7106]

This set never gets old haha

[@nebulousisgod]

This is one of my favorite bits of standup ever.

[@souhaalghashi7691]

That man impression, head tilt, deep voice thing gets me every time 😄

[@traviskale1313]

"There's cocoa if anyone's gay..." LOL

[@mst3k54]

Love Rachel. She’s everyone’s Hebrew School crush!

[@badger1296]

That is the best middle school story that I've ever heard!

[@Backup_Dice]

That push up bra doing work!!

[@tl3082]

that guys got the life filosophy down, and he seems like a supportive friend.

[@Girrrrrrrr]

When you find out a 14 year old from the past is your spirit animal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessica-fcm]

I wish I had a friend like André when I was 14 lol

[@SeanSmith-cx8uy]

Her mom and Kathy Griffin's mom should do a radio show (podcast. It's called a podcast)

[@maryrosekent8223]

Sean Smith I know there are still radio stations...

[@johnbee4557]

Sean Smith please this chick way funnier than kathy griffin and her mom 😂

[@susuho675]

Aww, Kathy Griffin’s sweet momma just died

[@ProudJewishQueen1979]

Love the shoes and you're funny.

[@DigitalDuelist]

The dress is great too

[@Arcaryon]

I knew you were a real woman when you commented on the shoes. That or your are really being clever.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Ill fitting hot pink heels with an evening dress. I always wondered what female clown shoes would look like.

[@scottcharney1091]

That reads like you're telling someone that they aren't funny if they don't love the shoes! The lack of an "I" makes such a difference.

[@behappy-qq4kv]

Another phenomenal female comedian! More please

[@SirDistic]

I keep coming back time and time again for her line 0:52 "You're a wild asshole"

[@jamahlrawls3520]

Andre is my dawg 😂 Also this lady is a prize.

[@ValentineS97]

“thicker than a snicker” is definitely a new one on me. last time i heard one that good was “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” 😅🙃

[@tedgoulet7875]

her mother sounds like a hoot to watch LOL (Rachel is great comedian, I love her old-time impressions)

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

I saw Amy Schumer a few years ago, I wish it was Rachel Feinstein. She’s so great.

[@fomocowboy]

Was she as hot in person?

[@earthatom7]

😂

[@FinnJohnson]

The impressions were the highlight of the set imo

[@FeignRaven]

Those shoes scream "I had nothing else to wear these with!"

[@remainfocused8570]

As a Nicaraguan American I approve this Message👁️👍🏼

[@Kyran1996]

Why do so many men in the comments seem to think that female stand-up comedians belong to a different species?

[@MichaelBarrett1984]

She’s like the sign language woman in Curb

[@Darkthoughts-z7r]

Michael Barrett so accurate

[@marcy2443]

She’s pretty 😍

[@danimal967]

"You are thicker than a Snickers", LOL!

[@damon19751]

I love all her "mom" stories

[@Williamjohns21]

One of the most hottest female comedians.

[@jamemhm]

*most hottest*

[@earthatom7]

Probably top 3!

[@MbisonBalrog]

She so beautiful

[@danieljensen2626]

She could be a decent voice actor.

[@billrowden5917]

Watched this whole thing just hoping her top would pop

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

Man, that is a body by Botticelli.

[@jacoblalomia8900]

There's cocoa if anyones gay and wants to talk about it!

[@KidCity1985]

What she doesn't understand is that she's already becoming her mother.

[@worldssmallestfan]

Julie Anderson I saw both. Jay Pharoah was the best out of the group.

[@galebh9715]

what makes you say that

[@m.a.3322]

Damn, she's hilarious & beautiful! I'm sure she has a great career ahead of her 😊

[@TheChickenlittle11]

She looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt

[@anthony639]

@@MbisonBalrog link please

[@Gweb52]

LOVE RACHEL!!!! She should get WAY more attention

[@SpiritofLiberty1775]

She is gorgeous 😍

[@Zaete0chan]

She's hilarious What a terrible audience xD

[@johnjacob688]

I found her funny, just not laugh out loud funny. I don't think all comedians need to be laugh out loud funny.

[@scottcharney1091]

They're laughing.

[@CedricsMom]

I love this woman.

[@dominiczerafa8990]

I love her voices

[@jefferysmom696]

Does she have a Netflix ?...if not she should have one

[@sidviscous5959]

her 14 year old boy sounds like the late great wrestler Dusty Rhodes . . .

[@cliffy236]

“Thicker than Snickers”...what a line!

[@kearnydowns3171]

Nicaragua😀😀 Welcome everybody🤗

[@Raymond-rr5iv]

She's a humorous go-go dancer !!♡!!

[@TheReal_Pim_Tool]

As someone that had a parent that embarrassed them a lot I relate to this.

[@poops9o9]

I remember going to a restaurant with my family as a kid, my uncle (super pretentious) called the chef to our table after the meal to give him a few tips 🤦‍♂️😂

[@ericcallender1575]

Andre knew the deal!

[@gorkmusic]

Too distracted to listen, maybe I should close my eyes. Lol.

[@joeycottone7755]

Her hair looks so pretty and shiny

[@samuelbrooks8199]

Its absolutely ridiculous how funny she is and she doesn't have more specials!! Not to mention she's ultra pretty!

[@1josh4]

“You’re a wild asshole” LMFAO

[@JohnnyC10071959]

Best standup clip I have ever seen - and I am old

[@eks9225]

This is really funny lol

[@BloodMarine51]

I know the kid she’s talking about. I’ve known him all my life.

[@candicemirisha912]

I love her stand up

[@dwigs]

She looks very Jersey Shorey. 🤔

[@njamba]

Its the NY/Joisey accent

[@yodaone5764]

More like jewish than italian..I had a girlfriend like her for a couple of years..she was beautiful half italian and jewish. Just perfect combo!!

[@jrbionic404]

She's so funny 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@bruceburns332]

"Thicker than a Snicker"! - he sounds very empathetic.

[@fernandorodriguez4382]

Fine as hell

[@johnnywilson1453]

She’s the hottest stand up comedian I’ve ever seen 😍

[@sparrowwest9183]

Hey listen, I'm 45 and I look so much way better than most 62 year olds. Winning!

[@TGA2010000]

Smash or nah?...thumbs up for smash/thumbs down for nah😁

[@domisthebomb09]

Andre told the truth!

[@KingoftheJuice18]

She's fantastic

[@rahmmenon224]

The dude knows his 🎂🎂🎂 specifications. I wanna be his friend.

[@rudeboymon3177]

The man was correct. Ass man since high school right here. There was a girl in high school that sat in front of me in physics class in 11th grade. I just stared at it for 45 minutes everyday. It wasnt big or small as she was half Swedish half Portuguese. It was just juicy jiggly

[@wallacesheckells7095]

Man I love her.

[@nickhughes4800]

damn, I didn't know Rachel was stacked!

[@einlorenz]

I can't get over the fact, that she chose pink shoes to the rest of her look.

[@pineapplexpresso]

A pop of color is fashion sweetie 😂

[@jasminemoreno2881]

ZornSl4p I love it!!

[@economicist2011]

Well, one does want a hint of color.

[@leebard9335]

I didn't even notice until you mentioned it. Never knew pink looked so horrible with black

[@missshannonsunshine]

It’d be awesome if her nails matched.

[@dclarkmusic]

Really funny! Hadn’t heard of her before

[@jakal172]

She sexy. This is one of those times I hate Dave Chappelle for taking stand up comedy to a whole new level. He killed it so hard I can barely laugh at anyone else's comedy. Most stand up comedians can't even come close. He is the Jordan of comedy and now it's hard to watch anyone else. Long live Dave Chappelle as the best stand up comic ever imo. Someone give me a person who is really funny I ran out of stand up comedians.

[@DAVIDTORRESANI]

Sensation Maniscalco, T.K Kirkland, Whitney Cummings or even better Russel Peters. Eddie Murphy is the best. Come on now. Lol well I'm sure you think all those cats are trash compared to your 🐐. Lol peace and be safe. Survive 2020!!✊

[@Dan16673]

Andrew Schultz is the current goat

[@actafadul]

Smoking and funny! Sign me up

[@GMochileiro_42_]

Shout outs to Dre for keeping it real about the ass lmao 🤣

[@thinkbeforeyoutype7106]

HAHAHAHA She’s funny as hell