The wisdom of a transcendent beverage named MUD\WTR

Since the start people have been wondering why we call ourselves MUD\WTR.
Some think it sounds icky, others dig in. If you make your purchase decisions based on the name of a product, you are not alone. Blind consumerism is what stocked our shelves full of bad-for-you products with good-sounding names like Vitamin Water, Sunny Delight, Propel, and Rockstar. At the end of the day, it’s what’s inside that counts and it’s proximity to the source (the dirt) that matters.
So, instead of participating in the cutest name contest, we invested in product.
MUD\WTR is 100% USDA certified organic, gluten-free, non-gmo, vegan, kosher and @whole30 approved. Our mushrooms are grown in California.
There’s no sugar or weird sweeteners and we throw in a free USB rechargable frother and free shipping fo' life.
Give it a try and let us know what you think.

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