The Witcher 3 ♥ 3 Witchers Get Drunk and Put on Yennefer's Clothes

[@wizard_of_ozy]

This scene alone has the biggest “me and the boys” energy in the entire gaming industry.

[@xLetalis]

possibly yeah ;]

[@KoeSeer]

They're 80 years old man child.

[@Sartheris]

god, I love your comment lmao

[@crazycrafter77]

@@KoeSeer they're more like 100+

[@Ronnet]

@@KoeSeer I think any 80 year old would act this way... If they had the energy. And some lucky bastards still do. And that's all any of us can hope for in life.

[@drunksword3530]

What happens at Kaer Morhen, stays at Kaer Morhen.

[@david50x84]

Probably why they left...

[@kingstk2798]

xDDD

[@ghxstlxrd191]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@korkhik6297]

@@kingstk2798 ,,Get out of here STALKER''

[@rannygrash]

Next morning: “ugh. It was the White Gull.”

[@evan-pr]

"Summon the bitches" has to be the best line in anything ever.

[@xLetalis]

yes

[@thecakeisalie652]

It is nearly as legendary as "LESBOMANCY!" :D

[@imamdarwin3750]

The Bitcher 3 Wild Hunt

[@TheLastProtheanJavik]

@@imamdarwin3750 the bitches 3 wild khunt.

[@alexreznov45]

"and we'll ride to paradise on their asses."

[@requiemseclipse2504]

Things we learned from this quest: Eskel has a horn kink, Lambert is into cosplay, and Geralt and Yennifer are the same pants size.

[@rudhra5957]

Damn yen is thick 😮

[@ScrumbynPlumbo]

Cosplay is one word for drag lol

[@charlieflight6124]

​@@ScrumbynPlumboDidn't know vesemir was a woman. Or is that another of your fanfictions?

[@ScrumbynPlumbo]

@@charlieflight6124 what

[@charlieflight6124]

@@ScrumbynPlumbo his very first cosplay was vesemir. You just had to bring drag into this for no reason.

[@roshanitarashakya7605]

"Dont stay up long tomorrow is an important day" Famous last word

[@ThZuao]

"The lodge has come for me!" Apparently, they were very convincingly dressed as sorceresseswes.

[@CreepyScotchTape]

You'd be scared too if the world's most powerful sorceresses turned out to also be jacked af.

[@bluesmurff6163]

Makes you wonder if the sorceress aren't actually really manly and scary and old under their glamour...

[@elizabethalderman8749]

Didn’t you see Eskel’s hourglass figure?

[@jurmum254]

@@bluesmurff6163 Most of them are in fact really old, not sure about manly tough

[@aldandurp.8398]

@@bluesmurff6163 Inthe books, sorcersses are the ugly children of farmers who sent them away to the university, where they get educates and their looks get "enhanced" with magich ("straghtening legs, whiten theeths"), but Sapkowski also writes, that all those girls remember that their are outcast bec of tehir looks, which is why most of them are jealouss, baasically immortal bitches, but good looking ones even without glamour, which is some kind of magic make up

[@advena688]

Alternate Title: "Geralt and the boys"

[@advena688]

Thanks for hearting my shitty comment lol

[@yaboi3178]

Geralt and boys opening cold ones- circa 1230 , colorized

[@vaultboy6911]

The best comment :D

[@kokomoko8100]

bois*

[@TheHimbeerjoghurt]

I actually searched "Geralt and the boys" in search for this Video

[@Miguel23887]

I like how geralt's voice loses its gravelly tone the more drunk he gets.

[@MentalParadox]

Perhaps he does that gravel voice on purpose to appear more imposing to clients and enemies, and when he's drunk he doesn't care.

[@Caedus696]

Always thought his voice was like that cause Foltest’s daughter sliced his throat wide open.

[@oceanberserker]

@@MentalParadox Eh, more like the booze just smooths out the rough edges to his voice. Quality hooch tends to do that.

[@KGAnims]

@@MentalParadox but he speaks like that to everyone, Ciri and Yen included. I guess it's just a more relaxed state he is in that makes his voice like that.

[@Caedus696]

B Loe Yes in one of the first novels Geralt is recovering in a temple most the novel as he flashes back to other parts of the story. The monster cut his neck so deep that she just about decapitated him.

[@Qriz-Topher]

I love how the next morning it’s implied Lambert puked in Vesemirs hat

[@DarkMirria1]

🤣

[@christiansantamaria7233]

“The hat was a momento” 💀😂i felt bad he basically puked on something that had alota meaning and love for him 😭

[@littlehorror1057]

You know. Thinking back on it. That hat was very possibly from the story where he uh..."mingled" with that noble in oxenfurt. Vesemir is old and as a witcher isn't always fond of owning personal things. So if it was dear to him it's possibly because it left a mark on him

[@kimberhoven4214]

The whole meta joke about him kneeling down to look at things is amazing.

[@stanr5787]

😂 😂 It was one of favorite part

[@wolfox7776]

Well if he'd have bent over he'd have puked

[@niks660097]

"you had to kneel down to look THAT?"

[@user-tr4zq5zr8n]

"Fuck yeah!, summon the bitches!" Eskel, 1272

[@sourasishseth2618]

1k likes and no comments?! lemme fix that :) great comment tho hehe

[@petrdobias]

Now here's documented the world's first prank call. :D

[@erikmuller5654]

Petr Dobiáš Only that this is not Earth but lol anyway.

[@Gerardo-jf8yj]

Jerr Koff How come they know Cinderella then? On Kiera's quest she ask Gerrald if he knows the tale of Cinderella.

[@floppydisksareop]

Geralt was once tasked to track down Cinderella and had to convince the prince he didn't do that kind of thing, and the prince would need to hire a huntsman for that(books)

[@jora9655]

Pretty much every fairy tale actually happened in the Witcher's world. In mostly fucked up ways tho.

[@Killzoneguy117]

To be fair, most fairy tales in their original form were pretty fucked up. The Witcher is basically mythical Germany/Ruthenia/Russia

[@jacobpohlabel4156]

Lambert...You're a GENIUS!

[@Scotsman233]

Jacob Pohlabel Summon the Bitches!

[@JonnysKia]

I adore Eskel.

[@seen.3]

DAMN Eskel! You got an hourglass figure!

[@dirtyharry0191]

And you're an ass.

[@aldrich2825]

he is hahaha

[@josephmort4039]

I love how one night these three are just f*cking ruined, but about a day and a half later they're holding off the Wild Hunt.

[@xLetalis]

Witcher's metabolism ;]

[@ibadriba]

That's why the held up so well

[@chvjdvpa3746]

Such is the life of a Witcher!

[@TheReaver1234]

Ehhh, even for witchers, 2 legends in just as many days is a feat of skill...... or madness

[@dingdongs5208]

For me it was much much more than a day and a half, got lost in skellige

[@ramroom32]

I wanna see this scene reenacted so bad in the tv show

[@enigma5014]

Amen

[@HelloThere-og8pc]

Hell yeah🤣

[@MaxLohMusic]

They knew they couldn't top it XD

[@Lottecon23]

omg that would be GOLD

[@hazqier]

Plz Make It Happen.

[@Sephirothz111]

Lambert: "Sure brought alot of crap! You think she was moving in!" Eskel: "Shhh, you'll scare Geralt!" :D :D

[@user-tj9zs2ss2d]

The only reply

[@someboiwhogivesadamn]

Geralt: .... *concerned witcher noises*

[@stingerjohnny9951]

some boi who just don't give a damn no more which consists of “hmmm”

[@blackjack7207]

@@someboiwhogivesadamn *concerned hmmm*

[@julienfoussereau937]

@@blackjack7207 *concerned fuck*

[@Suntro]

This game is a masterpiece.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

So true

[@whodatninja439]

It's the best game ever made

[@lelouchstrife1891]

how are they not dead from alcohol poisoning

[@xLetalis]

mutations

[@lelouchstrife1891]

xLetalis still this is one of the reasons I won't ever drink that stuff

[@charlie7329]

I love Geralt's innocent smile when Yen catches them.

[@marleyhicks7263]

First comment in four years , your welcome :)

[@filipbitala2624]

Second comment in five years, now thank me

[@Thomreise]

He doesn't smile at any moment

[@flynnsloan6784]

Here, have another reply. On the house

[@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon]

@@marleyhicks7263 nice

[@welestgw]

I crack up every time I hear "This is a job for......VESEMIR!"

[@alexmelik4030]

Best line, ever.

[@shanouboubou]

Same 😂😂😂

[@yeetushmm6073]

gets sad once you know what happens to him

[@revi6482]

@@yeetushmm6073 Good thing I just played through this part, or I would be concerned as fuck.

[@Dastardly_Duo]

7:39 Timestamp cause I can't stop lauging either 😂

[@Ferdam]

The voice acting is also superb in this scene. It feels like the actors got drunk to perform haha

[@bigmangibbs6643]

Wouldn’t be surprised if they did

[@OwlNightwind]

If I remember right, Project Red PR did say that some of the scenes in the game were method-acted. He never actually told which ones though, so everything is possible.

[@arek.k8688]

He have better voice in Polish version Less Batman like

[@Ferdam]

@@arek.k8688 as for the voice itself I find the American version fitting. But my initial point is the voice acting. As long as the acting is good, voice won't matter much

[@bigmangibbs6643]

Arek.K well that’s what Geralt should be like

[@ordinaryT]

Lambert was the first to cosplay Yen lmao

[@CaptainCJ97]

lmao

[@mrsupreme5316]

Lambert: World's first cosplayer and roleplayer

[@Avirx]

@Mr. Supreme Remember the cross dressing Scoia'tal who you buy those fancy clothes from right outside Novigrad? Technically he would be the first.

[@mrsupreme5316]

avirx8 Oh yea, because he said he's been doing it since birth

[@ordinaryT]

avirx8 but he didn't wear Yen's clothes, he only dressed like a woman

[@VenseyNess]

this is a job... FOR VESEMIR! This is just... My favorite scene. Like, ever.

[@yousefsobhani9502]

ikr

[@billiemoonshine9751]

Best line ever!

[@miroslavblek]

+TheVergilus Not really, few characters are voiced better in Polish, but overall English version is superior...

[@linegenrou]

love lambert. he should have his own game

[@giloguy101]

just the way the bonnet magically appears on his head is gold

[@Conflict-ff5pi]

Fun fact, that little ledge just outside the door near where Eskel's collapsed? If you follow his footprints using your witcher senses, you can see he walked straight off the edge and fell on his face the got up and continued to where you find him.

[@Bheitir]

LMAOOOOO

[@jessicaturner8825]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like to imagine this happens every winter.

[@Tenchua917]

that attention to detail lmao

[@treezen522]

Yeah. Where Geralt said "he's wounded"

[@uptmio]

Her: He's probably cheating on me right now Me with the boys:

[@ScreamMario]

I mean, he technically is, or at least attempting to.

[@KaranSharma-nb6zb]

@@ScreamMario yeah he didn't choose Yen in this video, he says we are not together to Lambert

[@ScreamMario]

@@KaranSharma-nb6zb Still, in her scenario the guy does have a girlfriend so it would technically be cheating.

[@KaranSharma-nb6zb]

@@ScreamMario I mean they just wanna have some drinks with the gals you know😂 nothing else🌝🌝

[@ScreamMario]

@@KaranSharma-nb6zb Lol XD.

[@ultimatebladelock5212]

Yen: I suppose you have an explanation for this? Drunk Geralt: *wE WeRE trYInG tO SUmMon bITcHeS*

[@platinumfalcon798]

I creased like a pillow case when I read this

[@theskywalker8416]

the thing that surprised me is the Yen wear underwear right in front of all of them @@

[@AppyTheApe]

@@theskywalker8416 exactly lol

[@greywalker505]

@@theskywalker8416 Well, they were wearing her clothes.

[@babauranai]

@@theskywalker8416 yen doesnt give a fuck

[@actionms8566]

It's stuff like this that makes you really attached to the characters. Something many games and movies do wrong. In this game, when Eskel fights that wild hunt guys, you really are afraid he might die.

[@Daveyx09]

A ctionMS or if you don't save lambert and he dies :( he's an ass, but I love him.

[@kyberkylo7764]

FloToe so damn true.

[@GatsuKS]

Yeah, Eskel fight scene was so intense.

[@SoleNero21]

not really i didnt care if they would fall or not, they're witchers however mass effect series did made me feel fear for my team

[@sirdanielfortesque2185]

SoleNero21 ugh why be such a buzzkill if you don't agree shut the fuck up mass effect is shit

[@jimcanterak7349]

This scene is better than the whole gaming industry nowadays.

[@alsenar2]

This comment should get an DLC

[@someboiwhogivesadamn]

Sad but true

[@commandershepard6542]

Yes yes

[@fidjisayao1239]

2 years in the future and this comment is confirmed to be prophetic

[@w8ingsim43]

This comment only get more truthful as time goes.

[@davidsuarez5551]

King: guaaaards Guard: more paper you excellency? *king was taking a shit*

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@european-one]

That never occurred to me at the time

[@PVM3]

He's not the King. It's the Heirarch of the Church of tje eternal fire

[@zamaskowany12]

@@PVM3 Hemmelfart himself

[@lordofshades9852]

@@zamaskowany12 haha,fart

[@jbhardy1]

“Shhhh you’ll scare Geralt” My favorite quote in the game

[@filipbitala2624]

What are you saying you whippersnapper

[@heraclea2676]

Damn I love Lambert so much. The "Sometimes you're a jackass... But I lOvE yOu BrOthArrr" killed me XD

[@mazzatti8046]

"This is a job... for Vesemir!" Oh god i can't help but laugh at that every time. XD

[@zeroderorero3948]

Mazzatti *emoji spoiler ahead* 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@lornsumm3249]

Then he dies

[@elizabethalderman8749]

Me either!

[@hawkingseye8464]

I also laughed pretty hard at this 😂

[@Daniel-fh2ci]

He died of laugh too

[@gothik33]

It's one of those carefree moments in the game when you can see the developers have a sense of humor, I'm even thinking they might ACTUALLY got the idea around a couple of drinks !

[@filipstudeny]

+The Mighty .Chicken Oh boy :D :D Dont wanna know what happened there :D :D

[@lekaiev]

+The Mighty .Chicken "Based on a true story"

[@DonPatrono]

+Kaiev ok...now i have the image of the screenwriting team of CDPR dressed in drag sending a Whatsapp video message to one of the ladies in the animation team, but getting the wrong number and calling Sapkowski himself

[@CanIHasThisName]

Well, clearly the devs are no strangers to wild benders.

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

Oh lawd, I'm 4 years late, but I gotta now. (I don't know any of the cast behind the Witcher 3, and I'm too lazy to look it up, bite me. Storyboard Leader: SL/Lambert Script Leader: SC/Geralt Animation Leader: AM/Eskel [One night, the heads of the script, animation and story board departments were trying to wrap their heads around the next part of the story to work on, and to lay off the stress started to drink a few rounds together. Eventually they lost track of their work when they started to engage in small talk, going from talking about a comical scene to how each of them have experience some comedy in their personal lives. After some more drinking though, they start to get drunk. After playing "Never have I ever" AM leaves to get more food, but many minutes pass.] SL: ... hey, where's AM? SC: Dunno... SL: We should... we should find him! He could have... could have fought a troll or somethin'... SC: we aren't in the Witcher 3... SL: Shhhhh... you don't know that. [The two go searching for AM only to find him on the floor with the buildings resident cat sniffing him] SC: Hey, there he is... SL: And his every faithful little kitty! Helloooooooooooo AM! AM: *groans* SL, not so loud! What happened? SL: Got slogged, stewed and 57 other varieties of hammered. Get up! Time to have a drink AM: Lemme alone! I'm gonna puke... the three of us get together like this... never ends well. SL: So how bout we add a fourth? ... better, a woman! SC: not many here this late... cept... *snerk* maybe Konrad AM: Heeeeey, that's not nice... SL: Wait... I know! How bout some of the girls from the software department? They like to stay up late working, think about it! We get on face-time, cordially invite them over, and have some honest fun, huh? SC: SL... you're a genius! SL: Damn straight I am, how bout it AM? AM: Fuck yeah! Bring on the Witches! ... er, wait... [Later, after getting a hold of some fresh clothes that they didn't realize were women's clothes, and a phone with a Whatsapp App] AM: So... wait, I forgot how this works... SC: Well you just uh... push the shiny box and click call and... say some magic techno babble or something... SL: Hey, how's my new clothes look? *unknowingly wearing a corset and frilly hat* AM: Not bad, looks kinda tight though... SC: Alright, hush now, I'll call... [SC makes the call, but mistakenly calls Andrzej Sapkowski] Andrzej: Huh? Who is this?! SC: Ah shit... sorry... you never saw us... Andrzej: Wait... you three are from the game's team aren't you? What the hell are you doing calling me this late?! SL: Hey... we were never here K? Andrzej: You three are drunk aren't you? That explains the women's clothes... AM: What? Women's clothes? Shit, you told me I was wearing a spongefish... SL: Why would I say a spongefish?! SC: Ow, my ears... [Andrezj ends the call, the three laugh] [Konrad Tomaszkiewicz walks in] KT: I trust there's a really good explanation here right? [SC just looks at Konrad with a drunken smirk] KT: Riiiiight... I'm just gonna leave and let you three sleep it off... [Konrad leaves and indeed, after repeated failed attempts to find a woman, the three of them pass out. Later in the morning, the rest of the Dev Team show up and douse the three in buckets of water, waking them up] SC: ACHK! COLD! ... what happened? Animator: Konrad said you guys got hammered last night and passed out... after he found you face time Andrzej... SC: We did? AM: Ah shit... we did. I remember. SC: That... explains the clothes AM: ... none of this happened okay? Writing Assistant: Yeah sure... so did you two at least get that comedy scene you wanted to work on done last night. SL: Huh? Shit... we didn't... SC: *lightbulb* wait... guys... I have an idea! (And thus we got this scene today)

[@samuellanda9139]

I like how yennefers clothes are labeled Witcher gear

[@JBrander]

"Witcher Gear" with a +50% Sign Intensity

[@basedbattledroid3507]

For all we know it's really Lambert's clothes that she stole.

[@quarkyquasar893]

xD

[@Bonified369]

Even your inventory is drunk!

[@TheAssirra]

@sbcontt YT cause leather is considered poor man's or bandit/rogue gear. The rich people wear fine clothes and armies wear chainmail/plate. Only the common folk and bad people wear leather.

[@DryRev]

"What would papa vesmir say?" "I think papa vesmir would have drank that round too" I nearly fell out of my bed laughing at that, this entire thing was hilarious

[@xLetalis]

:D indeed

[@Beastly89]

Interesting fact is that in Heart Of Stone DLC, you find out about Vesemir in his younger days from an old lady at the auction. She tells you how they loved each other when she was a young woman and that one night the father found out and Vesemir jumped out the window in his knickers. After the conversation, you can buy his old gear from her. So, sure enough, he would have drank that round too.

[@muhammadnursyahmi9440]

@@Beastly89 and you can even tease Vesemir if you completed HOS before going to Kaer Morhen

[@jayashreems18]

@@muhammadnursyahmi9440 can you do that??

[@muhammadnursyahmi9440]

@@jayashreems18 yup, in fact xLetalis did a video about that

[@andresalgado9375]

Imagine the insane amount of alcohol they had to drink to be that drunk

[@DeepbloodFang]

I'd be hooked up to an IV by now or getting measurements taken for my coffin.

[@phamily-tv]

Wouldn’t be surprised considering the vast amounts of disgusting potions they drink

[@republic0_032]

They mixed white gull with alcohol 😂

[@pablovinuesa5259]

They mentioned they were drinking vodka. Considering they were drinking it from a mug and finished a whole bottle... well, it was probably enough to knock out a normal person.

[@andresalgado9375]

@@pablovinuesa5259 Except they're not normal people, they are mutants who have high tolerance to Miletele knows how many kinds of toxins. So I suppose they would have a high resistance to alcohol. Or not.

[@Greendreamss]

I know someone must have already commented this but to translate Geralt when they use the megascope he says -- "Greetings, bloody (damn) human...hocus-pocus...abracadabra...ass flowers" lol

[@Fynn_ox]

When I heard it I just died lol

[@МаксимКудрявцев-ю9о]

Correctly would be f*****g human.)

[@МаксимКудрявцев-ю9о]

@Ross Pate there is online dictionary for elder speech.

[@n8wulfcommander207]

Максим Кудрявцев thank you for enlightening me on this subject.

[@apollyon5811]

@@n8wulfcommander207 also blathanna is flowers in irish

[@Cybercoin]

One of the best scenes in the game.

[@xLetalis]

+Cybercoin TRUE

[@solokiinear9694]

Exactly

[@dialnh]

one of the best in the entire trilogy

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I love drunk Geralt, because not only does the actor play drunk exceedingly well... But it's like he's trying to stay in character and just falling over drunk as fuck, maggoted and pissed

[@WatchSchoolDays]

Who knows, he could aswell be drunk while reading those lines... you know as part to get into the character ;^)

[@murrowboy]

Yennifer is a real keeper, she took this so well.

[@sunikitti]

Actually I thought maybe she would laugh at this, but no.

[@MaxLohMusic]

@@sunikitti She's probably laughing on the inside. Yennefer's the crown jewel of this scene because she plays the "trying-to-be-stern wife" role so perfectly. Also don't forget she draws the mustache during the ravaging of avallac's lab

[@claramarques8019]

@@MaxLohMusic what? Where is that?

[@MaxLohMusic]

@@claramarques8019 it's the cutscene you get if you allow Ciri to go on a rampage in avallac's lab

[@claramarques8019]

@@MaxLohMusic ooooh thanks

[@NathanDav42]

I have rarely laughed harder at a game than Geralt saying, ‘Lambert...you’re a genius!’ to Lambert’s ludicrous plan.

[@tenjenk]

i was like "oh my god what a terrible idea" and couldnt resist choosing that option XD

[@Rycamcam]

11:28 Geralt so drunk he think's a pair of pants is Yennefer's dress.

[@xLetalis]

:D

[@kurtsudheim825]

I was also confused!

[@Caprioly]

I think he would be perfectly fine with Yennefer not wearing any upper clothing.

[@yang9935]

"Damn, Eskel... You got an hourglass figure..." I diededededed

[@obi-wank-enobi]

Sure keep laughing. You'll never look as good as I did in that damn dress. Wait...

[@davidstrickland8550]

"shh...you'll scare Geralt"

[@eliasb1ster]

even when geralt is drunk they gonna ask you to find somthing with the witcher senses

[@BeggarsNight]

“None here but Yen...And we don’t want to wake her up...believe me...” This line is so scary relatable, I felt for Geralt for a moment.

[@teshahartke5468]

@Wim how?

[@teshahartke5468]

@Wim welp looks like I'm starting the game again :)

[@boris8515]

I half expected to get warped in a lake once she found out lol

[@boredom120]

That line was so scary I imagine Yen using a lot of magic and tearing up the place just because they disturbed her beauty rest. She still showed up but thankfully she didn't lose her cool. They survived an apocalypse from Yen 👍 for the moment 😂

[@anut8733]

Yeah, all them Lodge sorceresses are goddamn powerful and scary. I don't even know how Geralt are still alive constantly cheating with Yen and Triss lmao

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

(Vesemir pushes the doors open and glares at his boys) Geralt/Lambert/Eskel (point at each other): It was his idea! (Vesemir says nothing, just puts his swords up on the wall, walks over, sits down next to Eskel) Vesemir: Pour!

[@oldschoolgamer6941]

Papa vesemir needs some drink too

[@Vanishingink4]

I can see this happening

[@zacksanders3206]

Only CD Projekt Red would create a quest in which you get drunk with your buddies and have a good time. Seriously love this game.

[@tucssi1116]

No olvidemos a Arthur y Lenny en Valentine

[@NostalgicMem0ries]

reason why it won game of year awards :D

[@smileybear420]

Drinking with friends in gta iv Not really the most fun though haha

[@illyrian9976]

There is also that one quest in Skyrim where you drink with a Daedra

[@samukis272]

Then there's Mass Effect 3 Citadel, but that's got nothing on this one in terms of rowdyness.

[@kaelang12]

"I'm a sucker for women with horns" Well that explains Lil' Bleater

[@ItsXaphanex]

Ever faithful Lil' Bleater.

[@ZenHorakti]

Maybe he should said Sucker for horny woman.

[@joshjohnson3347]

HE CANT BE BLEAT!!!! Toss a coin to your witcher!!!

[@obi-wank-enobi]

You sick bastard! It's not like that! We're just friends.....

[@kaelang12]

@@obi-wank-enobi look at it this way; between you, Lambert, and Geralt, you've got the most stable relationship out of the three of you

[@CountryMusicMann]

"Spilled some wine. And crawled through it." "You had to kneel down to see that?" "If I'd 'a bent over I'd 'ave puked!" God, I love witcher banter!

[@seniorpopo3962]

IM the 1k like

[@redshirt49]

It's more self-aware humour from the devs about how Geralt always kneels down when investigating a clue, even when what he's looking at is obvious enough without him having to do that.

[@jerryjones6561]

I absolutely lost it at that part 😆

[@dj0033]

@@redshirt49 no he sometimes just bends his head a little and looks around

[@solitary2]

“Cracking a cold one with the boys” personified

[@csorfab]

Meanwhile Regis & co's night: "Cracking open a boy with the cold ones"

[@kurtsudheim825]

Well, technically it's vodka, so it's warm, but ya

[@Hananiah70]

​@@kurtsudheim825 I drink my vodka cold

[@pazmaster59]

I love that even badass Witchers walk around with Gwent decks it's like walking around with Yu-Gi-Oh cards it's the best

[@stephenmemelord2303]

You've seen card games on motorcycles... NOW PRESENTING! Card games on horseback!

[@cangrejopendejo4909]

Hard to imagine badass warriors being Magic The Gathering dorks.

[@N_Wah_]

Lambert...YOU'RE A GENIUS.

[@montyclown223]

Aaah! Uboah! *Stabs you*

[@blackout995]

The drunkenness at Kaer Morhen was among the most enjoyable moments in gaming I've ever played. It was golden the whole way though.

[@KristjanThomasHaaristo]

@Mark Lucchese ..what?

[@KristjanThomasHaaristo]

@Mark Lucchese this bait is so funny

[@KristjanThomasHaaristo]

@Mark Lucchese nice bait

[@bobobskerpan]

This scene is precisely why it's so depressing after the main quest. :(

[@hackerman5207]

@Mark Lucchese hello I am superior to everyone and the common peasants who laugh at common comedy are cringe. Everything I don't like is cringe. Get a job

[@Szantix01]

Go to bed.Now. *Yes mom.*

[@solokiinear9694]

Na

[@mybad.7164]

Szantix95 cuddles up to Yen gets teleported to the lake

[@AlaskaRS]

The fucking smirk geralt has on his face before she says that kills me every time.

[@brendanchwascinski1561]

Szantix95 yenneffer

[@jinmori5051]

Szantix95 im still fucking insane

[@btcpodcast4781]

Geralt: Spilled some wine..and crawled through it Lambert: Had to kneel down to see that? Geralt: If I'd a bent over I'd 'ave puked... Best piece of dialog in the entire game haha

[@boredom120]

I love that line too 😂

[@ВеселыйКотяня]

When I played that, I was so scared something may happen to poor drunk Eskel 😅

[@b-1battledroid674]

Yennefer: I trust you have an explanation for this. A very good one. Geralt: I was summoning the bitches.

[@xLetalis]

Should've said that :D

[@boris8515]

We weree... ju-ust summ.. onning da bitchez? Ya kno... w?

[@readysetmood9473]

reason why this is funny because it's so damn real. esp the exchange between geralt and lambert lol when they got sentimental out of drunkness and when lambert broke the bottle lol.. oooopss it broke.

[@ruuby1006]

Fun fact, when changing to Yen's pants, he will be wearing no pants in the next cutscene(a serious one) I laughed to death at that point

[@missgarlic6722]

_Havu_ LMAO happened to me aswell, I was laughing the whole time

[@bobmcbob49]

pretty sure he was naked in mine, or at least after the cutscenes ended, but I didn't do the drinking scene.

[@PomegranatePomPom]

I FUCKING DIED WHEN HE WAS IN UNDER WEAR DURING THE RITUAL. The scene was so dark etc. And he was there in underwear.

[@ermacro1987]

Happens to me, did’ng noticed after some few fights

[@frederickspeller8117]

Seems I took the wrong dialogue option and went to bed early. I need to start this game again.

[@xLetalis]

indeed ;]

[@skin_e_guy]

simp

[@rounakkafle5235]

Anshumaan Purohit child

[@jimewelsh]

I'm convinced I could play this game 50 times and it would be different every time!

[@dingdongs5208]

Always save brother always save!

[@Tkokat]

I can imagine the wild hunt arriving at the moment they were absolutely drunk. Eredin: it seems we arrived at a bad moment Geralt: come Eredin, let's play "I have never" Eredin: tell me more

[@no.comply4787]

*Eskel* "WHOOOOOOOOOOO THE BITCHES HAVE ARRIVED!!!" ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

[@b-1battledroid674]

Let's play Strip Gwent

[@khornethebloodgod4155]

For some reason I can actually imagine Caranthir drinking with them, he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who takes war personally.

[@HanithSVK]

@@khornethebloodgod4155 He was great general, maybe even the most powerful navigator they had, but he was no leader.

[@sunhunter0914]

Eredin: I've never... tried to kidnap a child

[@natnut2008]

I hope this scenario makes it into the Netflix TV series.

[@Alex-uc4bd]

Spread the word!

[@jessicaturner8825]

Please let this happen

[@stanr5787]

Same lmao 😂 I was just thinking that

[@shawnporterjr2890]

It’s not going to it will have canon ending I’m sure where they both die and stay dead

[@luckycandy101]

@@shawnporterjr2890 the canon ending is that Geralt survived. The last book, Song of Storms, confirmed it and you actually meet Geralt in the future.

[@ritterhund4999]

Yennefer's dress Type: Witcher gear HOL' UP

[@mihneaiordan1813]

Mean you can dye it?

[@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792]

The extra 50% sign intensity might’ve been useful if you were able to keep it.

[@Chraan]

@@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 I was stuck this quest for a long time because I tried figuring out how to keep it legally.

[@ZeldaLover6]

@@Chraan Did you keep it?

[@Chraan]

@@ZeldaLover6 No, there is no way sadly

[@DeepbloodFang]

So Geralt's a happy drunk.

[@narutosage37]

Netflix writers saw Eskel said "summoned the bitches" in this video and made it literal in episode 2

[@alecb823]

“Lambert, you’re a genius!” Best line

[@TheCHEESEG]

I wish you could still hangout with Lambert and Eskel after the game finishes :/

[@coryscout1]

They said that the cooking for Yennefer scene was too out of character for Geralt, but they leave this scene in. I wish most deleted scenes stayed in.

[@The_Chef2511]

Let's all just go ahead and be honest. Eskel wears it better.

[@obi-wank-enobi]

Damn right! Wait....

[@boris8515]

That is actually the dress Triss wears at the party where she gets drunk, Yen never wore any of the things shown here. Just a proof how damn drunk they were that they even managed to miss the trunk

[@anut8733]

Hell yeah, he got them hourglass figure

[@anguslaws9756]

12:45 Eskel’s laugh though, also the way Eskel and Lambert step back when Yen enters.

[@alejandrokek]

I come back to see this masterpiece from time to time Whoever wrote this scene, I love you

[@ferropetra9623]

Nobody wrote it. It's a transcript from an evening somewhere in Poland 10 years ago. And it sounds like the real existing audio recording of an evening during my civilian service in Germany (1 room, 3 beds, cannabis and lots of alcohol). My buddy served breakfast to patients the next morning with my shoes on, which were 4 sizes too big for him. And he didn't notice.

[@erivanel]

"First Prank Call in history" 12:40

[@littlebear5034]

Daymn🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing]

summon the bitchezzz...

[@matodragonespor5000]

I love how the things they said during the drinking game (sleeping with a succubus, waking wearing nothing but knickers after a bender) are things Geralt can do in The Witcher 2

[@ScreamMario]

Nice lol.

[@thecakeisalie652]

need to finish witcher 1, so I can play witcher 2 :D

[@Tiamatdc]

Don't forget snorting fisstech

[@notAshildr]

@@Tiamatdc I just started playing the Witcher 1 after Christmas. Currently have a good amount of fisstech in my inventory, and it's itching me. But I don't want to end up having an addict witcher for the rest of my playthrough... Soooo... would you recommend taking some?

[@Hung_Nguyen_90]

6:15 Could have chose "Never jumped out a lover's window" You know? Because of fall damage

[@AlucardsBlood69]

No because Lambert was fucking Triss behind Geralts back, and jumped out the window.

[@notmyfaultthisishappening3795]

Wolfebad Where? I'm not at that part of the game yet

[@AlucardsBlood69]

@@notmyfaultthisishappening3795 Its not in 3, its in Witcher 1, during one of the missions at Kaer Morhen you can investigate Triss' room, using your witcher sense you can see foot prints on the window sill and on the ground outside the window. Implying someone jumped out the window. You can find some reference to Lambert and Triss having a fling in some of the findable notes. Lambert also remarks that he had to jump out a window once because a woman he was with lover came back.

[@notmyfaultthisishappening3795]

Wolfebad Nice find! Thanks for explaining

[@naughtydog201]

@@AlucardsBlood69 You are mistaken my friend.

[@Teekoness]

My bet is Yennefer is trying very hard not to laugh.

[@KenpachiMayuri]

won't complement your complexion.... I died at that part. Also Lambert can say complex senteces while he is drunk, You were right he is a genius. xD

[@krisania96]

Being trained to be constantly drunk also helps a lot.

[@ciri151]

people say Geralt is boring with no emotions. THATS what makes scenes like this so good. when he does show emotion it's realy amplified and has a far bigger impact. it's a shame allot of people fail to notice this since cdpr has done such a good job with showing emotion.

[@DarkenSlayer]

9:57 - Lambert... You're genius! 10:05 - Fuck yeah! Summon the bitches! 12:16 - Cáed'mil, bloede dh'oine... Hocus-pocus... Abracadabra... Arse blathanna...

[@xLetalis]

Exebiel yes!

[@yugen8382]

Arse blathara.... Im dying....

[@ironfistape886]

The attention to detail, Eskel hiccuping as Geralt and Lambert are talking. This game is amazing

[@andrewmg5915]

It was nice to see Geralt chilling for once. I was kinda worried of them contacting the Lodge drunk and starting another political affair by the most stupid accident.

[@sneakycommando2155]

This is my favorite mission in this game.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

So true. Mine too, especially since the hardest task in the mission was getting more vodka

[@habes1486]

wish we coulda won a card from Eskel though :/

[@bluegriffen7539]

dont you win triss?

[@daviddoyle9090]

Blue Griffen no that’s from lambert

[@krisnorge5830]

12:50 Yennefer : I trust you have an explanation for this. A very good one. Geralt : We... ahem... We... umm... RUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@brianj.4980]

I played this scene yesterday and I was hoping they said something like that. Like: "She's up RUN" then tripped and fell with the dresses.

[@benitolopez2639]

Aleksa Petrovic dude no. the only thing scarier than a missed call from mom....is three missed calls from mom and lengthy voicemail

[@knuckledragger1404]

Benito Lopez my mom said i wasnt responsible enough to have a phone after missing 3 phone calls

[@Sadimal]

Nah try ten missed calls, twenty texts and two voicemails.

[@TheLaluciDaniel]

@Brian Estrada I swear that should of been in the main game. Then as they run Yennefer teleports their asses up a snowy mountain lol

[@xLetalis]

Caed'mil! Hocus-pocus Abracadabra Arse Blathana.... :D

[@45100]

xLetalis Well it worked didn't it? Probably not in the right way, but worked anyway :D

[@xLetalis]

45100 yep :}

[@Carrasperasound]

Bloede dh'oine (damned human)

[@plottwist3364]

Arse Blathan would mean... ass flowers? xD

[@Carrasperasound]

dol blathana is a city of the elves. so arse blathana... if arse means ass... yes, more or less

[@jaimelagos9856]

To be honest im triying to picture Henry Cavill in this scene....

[@LMvonLebkuchen]

If it isn't in one of the books, it probably won't be in the show. But! Fuuuuuck. That would BE AMAZING.

[@stefanmakara373]

I mean, they do add a lot of stuff that weren't in the books! Like Ciri's whereabouts and wandering until she finds Geralt, and all of Yennefer's backstory. I wouldn't be surprised if they add something from the games just as a homage :D

[@sergiogomez7854]

Last news say that they are going to introduce parts of the story of the game too! So who knows...

[@Spladoinkal]

Geralt Cavill?

[@MM-vr8rj]

@@stefanmakara373 but since when does Netflix do something different that's positive? I did like it when Henry said 'fuck', but that's about it.

[@MrCjlauer49338]

"Had to kneel down to see that?" "If I'd bent over I'd 'ave puked." I fucking love the delivery of that line. By far one of the best lines Geralt of Rivia has ever spoken.

[@silerofworlds8452]

Drunk Geralt > Geralt

[@johnnymcnamara4024]

Vlodimir Geralt > Drunk Geralt > Geralt

[@MISTAH.X]

Johnny McNamara fucking right

[@KamenRider1]

@@johnnymcnamara4024 "Prince of Thieves" Geralt > Drunk Geralt > Geralt

[@MatheusOliveira-js1js]

Kamen Rider 1 "Purple Avenger" Dandelion > "Prince of Thieves" Geralt > Drunk Geralt > Geralt

[@xxLeCurexx]

There should be games dedicated to Lambert and Ezkel's adventures!

[@Dolca77]

+xxLeCurexx I would prefer Ciri's adventures!

[@Dolca77]

+xxLeCurexx I would prefer Ciri's adventures!

[@Justaspartan]

Hell yeah,you can say that again, lol.

[@PrimalDragon1740]

Max Well we kinda already have them in this game.

[@jordanbrown8851]

I would prefer a young vesemir

[@JonnysKia]

I adore Eskel and hate the way Lambert talks to him. Eskel is by far the sweetest tempered Witcher.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

So true. And humble. Doesn't want fame. Just wants to make a living hunting monsters

[@ElBandito]

It is always the quiet one you have to look out for. :p

[@abdalrahmankhataan7231]

"wanna hear a poetry? lambert lambert what a prick..."

[@BallsBasherTV]

abdalrahman khataan want to hear a limerick*

[@NeostormXLMAX]

but being an asshole is what makes lambert so loveable hes like handsome jack

[@Sappihappo]

"More paper, Excellency?" I just realized he's sitting on the crapper.

[@ZeldaLover6]

I only realized after seeing your comment.

[@SharMurt1995]

It's insane how I enjoyed this moment like a real life moment with friends. Truly a masterpiece

[@xj770HUN]

12:56 I love in real life when someone asked for explain something but too bloody drunk too talk/think but just stand there and slightly smiling :D Best scene ever. XD

[@SoleNero21]

xj770HUN hate it when that happens but you just can't stop smiling and answer xD

[@Shendue]

Well, that resulted in me crying, instead.

[@DesertEagleV]

Don't stay up long, tomorrow is important day. 3 hours later.....

[@mayaamis]

every bit of dialogue in this is brilliant! this is the most epic scene in video games ever hahaha! getting shitfaced with your mates, playing dress up, drunk calling random person and pissing of the girlfriend it has it all.. just 3 relatable dudes! hahahaha! Drunk Geralt is adorable :)

[@xLetalis]

Indeed, they should've just removed the option to go to bed :D

[@Riafury]

Just here trying to heal after netflix ripped my heart out

[@Sizdothyx]

Geralt talks about walking the path alone, but he's got a family at his back, whether he's aware of it or not.

[@Teborasaur]

It's more immersing as well the fact it's like a 'real' family.. They don't always get on and are kind of mis-matched personality wise.. But they love each other. They know they can trust each other, relate to each other & still have a laugh. Only time you ever see Geralt smile after all 😉🫠😂

[@haolihfaioefh]

Don't be too hard on Yen, folks- she's only pissed off because Lambert looked better in that dress than she ever could.

[@NeostormXLMAX]

ROASTED MORE THAN IGNI

[@the_jingo]

Lol

[@krisania96]

Sure thing!

[@tudyutc859]

Very late to the party, but: "Lambert, Lambert, what a prick!"

[@the_jingo]

Tudy UTC late? Hah you can’t be late for the Witcher 3 the party is going forever

[@percygoodbeard4827]

I did not expect such a dark game be so funny...

[@MarkoVuckovic32]

You should play Dark Souls, mate

[@joesheridan9451]

@@MarkoVuckovic32 what's funny in dark souls other than maybe one or two line from solaire and onion knight? It's really dark and grim 99% of the time. Makes the witcher seem like a happy comedy

[@MikyBounty]

@@joesheridan9451 Maybe he just suggested him a real dark game. I have true sympathy for Siegmeyer and Solaire, but nothing to do with any humor.

[@carlmart5797]

@@MikyBounty Siegward was actually pretty damn funny. You can find some more hidden comedy in Bloodborne than Dark Souls though (despite it being even darker than Dark Souls).

[@MikyBounty]

@@carlmart5797 That's really subtle for Bloodborne then. Or I'm too hardened. Maybe we saw the same things but react differently. What make you felt comedy in those games? I didn't played DS3 yet, so I can't tell you my thougts about Siegward though. :x

[@brazwen]

This is how witchers bromance.

[@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE]

I love Geralt’s monotone ass voice when they look for Eskel lmao.

[@ravenobrian6426]

"Geralt is trying on new things. Tight things" would explain a little 😂

[@LeagueofDoctors]

'Jzargo is trying on new things. Tight things. To make Jzargos package stand out.'

[@Syakirin57]

how can people ever hate lambert.

[@mrsupreme5316]

Cause he can't be drunk all the time

[@NeostormXLMAX]

@@mrsupreme5316 hes the token deadpan snarker im surprised people hate him sober too

[@thedarkwolf6967]

Syakirin57 you can’t blame the guy. He was abused by his dad and given as a gift to be tortured as he becomes a Witcher. One thing you notice about him is that he really got attached to his fellow mates who were becoming Witcher’s and when they died one by one he was really damaged.

[@awsomeman93]

@@thedarkwolf6967 that's a good observation, perhaps if the boys he bonded with didn't die, he wouldn't feel he's been dealt undue cruelty all his life. First, by his father, then being flighted away to the witchers, the trials..and after all that, the only people he could find relat ability and solace in die, one by one, to the very fate he's been issued. I can't blame him, and I love the depth of the character

[@rannygrash]

He’s a shit stirrer. Lot of fun. Way more fun when you get on the sauce with him and Lambert. I wouldn’t like to get tanked with the other guys from the other schools. That’s a disaster waiting to happen.