The Witcher 3 Angry Geralt

Angry Dialogus

[@MrGamerMan1337]

Geralt: "I look like a local to you?" Red Boi: "Y U S"

[@SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing]

ValanceGamingHD you LOOK laik trauble

[@Jun-Kyard]

_Credits for the game start playing_

[@aamodbk5064]

@@SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing More like thruble

[@Erfierazgzb0ss4u]

s u s

[@Jun-Kyard]

@@Erfierazgzb0ss4u ඞ

[@walshy4226]

Ghost - "This is very romantic" Geralt- "Fuck off" hahaha yes mate 😂

[@cameronhardwick9807]

Ghosts name is Vladimir Von everic. I have no idea if i spelt it right, but thats the ghosts name.

[@kurdishmercenary7413]

@@cameronhardwick9807 ''Vlodimir Von Everec'' almost correct

[@cameronhardwick9807]

@@kurdishmercenary7413 thanks for the correction

[@lsswappedcessna]

Vlodimir was my favorite character, was sad when O'Dimm banished him. He'd have made for a great companion that would weigh in occasionally and force Geralt to have a bit of fun.

[@thecommentguy9380]

@@lsswappedcessna O'Dimm didn't banish him, he just forced him to leave Geralt as the pact was completed and Vlod tried to push his luck

[@gigakoresh]

The voice actor has been improving throughout the whole trilogy, in this game he really nailed the character. Absolutely stunning performance.

[@CaptainPupu]

Megakoresh not really. Infact, I don't like it. Not the actor, but the way he speaks, ALWAYS speak in a grindy quiet tone. Kinda like Lena Headey from GOT

[@anthonyrodri7042]

Bordas Studios well you have to remember Geralt doesn't show much emotion or tone since he's a witcher he says it many times

[@kyriacoskeravnos7228]

Nuh he's great. Exactly how Geralt should sound.

[@wrzesin8209]

for me polish voice actor is a lot better, he shows more emotions in his voice

[@kyriacoskeravnos7228]

But the point is that Geralt has difficulty expressing his emotions due to the mutations and the english voice actor perfectly executes this. He is supposed to sound like that in my opinion. No offence to the polish voice actor whatsoever i think he's great just doesn't fit for Geralt in my opinion.

[@helixioushd5517]

WOT? I COULD FOK YE UP BY ME SELF

[@abdalrahmankhataan7231]

Helixious HD omg lmao

[@DeadmanAdman]

lmao

[@KanohiVahi]

Famous last words

[@danielfox7119]

I'd say the last one is defienelty my favourite

[@mikiroony]

... Fuck off xD

[@davidalvarezosorio2171]

I like the one before that one, it makes him sound like a badass

[@TehIdiotOne]

Reminds me about the Hound from Game of Thrones honestly

[@xninjabluexTV]

Reminds me of that scene from Game of Thrones... Tormund Giantsbane: "You're the one they call the dog" Sandor Clegane: "Fuck Off" (Edit: Someone already beat me to it in the comments, RIP).

[@FosterC144]

Mine is the “listen here lardass”

[@sharptongue2972]

Geralt has beautiful hair. He should be a model for L'Oreal.

[@geraltofrivia7837]

😂

[@patriciajin6206]

@@geraltofrivia7837 Oh my, a witcher!

[@austenhead5303]

He does, though. It bugged me when the TV show made it look like something they fished out of a drain.

[@aglost8111]

@@austenhead5303 looks more realistic though i doubt he would have that clean hair when on the road for weeks without washing

[@austenhead5303]

@@aglost8111 Realism can take a hike - I like my Geralt purrty.

[@supermeuhmeuh]

basically all my dialogue choices i have no regrets

[@Ravenor99]

No regrets, this is geralts true form

[@umqualquerporai]

hahahhhahhaha same

[@spartanxander-0476]

Same, didn't even feel like it was the wrong choice, usually when I role play I choose what's the best stuff, but I choose to protect my dignity, my sweet bad ass and my friends so these choices feel really natural to me

[@Mtladanco]

When I hear how bad ass Geralt is, I'm regreting those momments when I behaved politely...no one should mess with Geralt :D...but that little godling is too cute to be rude :D

[@radicalatheist6798]

"This is very romantic" - "Fuck off" Classic.

[@Firan25]

Geralt ain't angry. Just "Tired-of-your-shit."

[@magni5648]

Eh, for the most part. He genuinely is *murderously* angry with Whoreson Jr. and in a few other scenes.

[@martinblazek5067]

"Well, Steingrim, I don't like you. In fact, I feel like slapping you." Awesome 😂😂😂

[@BeegBWolf]

Martin Blažek 😂😂😂

[@wilastakurniawan7206]

I just realized i can kill steingrim in my 3rd run

[@sanketower]

The best part is that after beating his ass, he's not mad or anything. Skelligers are such badasses xD

[@lordandsavior6726]

@@sanketower sounds like Ireland.

[@KanohiVahi]

@@sanketower Badasses or just plain foolish sometimes x)

[@Nawazaahr]

The angriest i have seen him is in the ending in which he kills the last of the 3 Crones and looks for Ciris medallion.

[@waleeds5070]

NawaZ Shariff that was fucking badass, especially his conversation with the ware-wolf.

[@Nawazaahr]

Yea, dissed the Werewolf who wanted to be a sidekick. :D I kinda felt bad for killing so many werewolf after that. They were better than humans of witcher world.

[@nikolailillehamre3211]

NawaZ Shariff You fucking piece of shit.

[@lightsidemaster]

Wait what? That happened? Which ending was that?

[@neidhartmuller8804]

the dead ciri one

[@iffin3786]

the one where he is angry at Whoreson is pure badassery.

[@magni5648]

It's more that in most scenes, he really isn't that angry, rather than just tired of this shit. With Junior, he's genuinely fucking livid.

[@hancock9873]

Angry Geralt is terrifying. Its one thing for someone to shout and bluster when they’re angry but when a man calmly and evenly explains that he’s going to cut you up if you annoy him again, thats a whole different type of scary.

[@spartanhuntergaming]

This is the best way to be angry, people will be bluster and boast but if you're calm and explain your intentions, that's how you scare someone

[@KittiusThings]

We’ve never actually seen geralt go all out cuz he’s just lost his shit like Peter when he fights Kraven in spiderman 2 or Kratos getting his revenge on Zeus geralt is always somehow calm even in dire situations which makes him a shit ton scarier especially for people like the barons men

[@TheRealKiDJ]

I love angry Geralt

[@geraltofrivia7837]

I'm right here

[@schizochadjelen8254]

4:40 best part

[@Jessica-kx2hv]

4:00 "infact i feel like slapping you" easily the most relatable line on a day to day basis

[@JasonCarbon117]

0:53 Easily the best line.

[@therealsuomi1153]

Ikr that even made me little scared

[@PsychoCaki]

@@therealsuomi1153 indeed hahaha, bad ass. But "Only got one prick though, in case you're wondering that too" hahahahaha, i always laugh hard.

[@mb789-i1g]

Gordon Ramsay playing The Witcher

[@brandodasavage5538]

"This is romantic." "Fuck off! This is FUCKING RAW!"

[@kd_johnny]

Listen listen listen... Fuck Off fuck Off fuck Off XDdDD

[@leontarmann3449]

His roach would be a donkey I'd imagine

[@AndorRadnai]

Oi Pierogihead!! You’re gonna kill someone!!!

[@kagenotatsumaki]

0:22 Hearts of Stone confirms this lol

[@aymanhamida201]

What? When did that happen? I don't remember anything of the sort happening other than when geralt fights the ofeiri mage and warriors, is that it?

[@aymanhamida201]

@@nickwolf6544 Yeah, that's the one I was talking about

[@back5594]

ayman hamida his hands were tied in the cutscene and he rekt them

[@gimmareverything3558]

"this is very romantic" "fuck off" HAHAHAHAHA

[@vincemess]

"What's your name?" "Steingrim." "Well, Steingrim, I don't like you. In fact, I feel like slapping you." Take note. Geralt is being polite here. Lol

[@KanohiVahi]

And super honest 😂

[@Insanityltself]

0:44 ''I look like a local to you?'' ''YUS''

[@Nawaf1991100]

Geralt reminds me of the hound from game of thrones in this video

[@brandodasavage5538]

"You lived your life for the king... Gonna die for some chickens?" "Someone is."

[@fleetofhoof8809]

All i know is that if you more word comes out of your shit mouth, i'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room

[@welshbrxnches]

I half expected him to say cunt atleast once

[@H.K.5]

@@welshbrxnches If he had an English accent then yeah.

[@low.healthpoints]

There are very cool video game characters, Master chief, Solid snake, Joel, Kratos, and then is Geralt of fucking Rivia

[@JasonCarbon117]

Of fooooooken' Rivia

[@jinmori5051]

carlos rodrigo guerra ok

[@Harv-E]

JoJo is not an anime nahh ocelot is the best from MGS or should I say liquid snake.

[@abdalrahmankhataan7231]

Siva Abburi shove him up your ass....game is amazing but nathan is that lesser indiana jones in his youth character

[@abdalrahmankhataan7231]

Siva Abburi I don't fucking know you to hate on you....I just can't sugarcoat it liked that or not

[@braydondyson5208]

Geralt is a badass, up there with Edward Kenway and Commander Shepard

[@chvjdvpa3746]

Edward who?

[@AbhinavKumar-vy7kx]

@@chvjdvpa3746 Edward Kenway from Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag. He's a badass

[@FEDsquared]

i love that you included him chopping bandits in half, its a perfect illustration of how 'everybody gangster until that steel sword comes out'

[@abhishekjain3148]

I LOVE the line where he explains his mental situation to Whoreson Junior. Really puts it all well together. felt the same when i finally got to him

[@jonesjoestar]

1:14 that “what” is uncharacteristic of geralt lol

[@jonathanmercado963]

I love that "what". Completely shock... no Completely *shook*

[@aliramezani2333]

There's another "WHAT?!" from geralt like that In blood and wine DLC talking to boot black boy

[@Zero_hunters]

"I don't like you. In fact, I feel like slapping you" 🤣

[@joshie6213]

The “slaughtering you all like swine” is my favorite threatening dialogue in the game, easy

[@Anthony_L]

“Listen here lardass “ lol

[@sageoftruth]

Wow. Geralt may have a limited ability to emote (or so he says) but he sure makes up for it with his choice of words.

[@helaka]

He never says that, in fact he disputes it.

[@Valefolken]

This was actually very enjoyable to watch, I didn't see many of these lines in my many playthroughs. The line against Whoreson Junior would be fun to use in customer service.

[@FlamesAndShadows]

There are hidden gems in exploring seemingly boring dialogue choices that are usually ignored by both paragon and renegade path lovers in other games.

[@kreb9721]

3:30 Geralt's such an emo

[@Elspethknighterrant]

Kiss my ass Master Claytop.

[@HugBunnies]

Oh my fucking God, my favorite LOL

[@oldmankage1379]

Me: Here Geralt have a Snickers. Geralt: Why?... Me: Cause you’re an arse-hole when you’re hangry. Geralt: *eats the Snikers* Me: Feel better? Geralt: ...Piss. Off...

[@SachinKumar-cv8bc]

"If i had a bag over my head and my hands tied behind, no, not even then" That is how he escapes 'the offiery mage' after killing 'the toad prince'.

[@flamingcroatan3739]

"I've tried to be polite, you just won't let me"

[@markbaltazar6916]

I think the scariest thing you could see from a Witcher, is their calmness. Reason why, is because early on in The Witcher 3, some guy tries to get away from you by saying how there's something behind him. Which then makes Geralt tell him why that won't work on him because he's got excellent hearing, the guy's heart was beating fast, and that he's a Witcher. So a calm Witcher is a lot scarier to confront cause one lie and you'll just be dead on the spot. Witcher's are basically human lie detectors, they'll see through the bullshit and just end you.

[@ethanmcnamara5042]

Henry Cavill's Geralt is like if every option in the game was an angry one by default

[@forgetfulstranger]

I feel like his Geralt is really sarcastic

[@corbeaudejugement]

that’s how he is in the books. one angry boy

[@jennifrsbody]

@@corbeaudejugement im not sure u have ever read the books if u see him as angry all the time lol

[@mrflauschig5440]

3:42 Whoreson Jr sounds like he just shat himself

[@quantumdisappointment5711]

One of my favorites is the contract with the vampire who favors drunk victims so geralt gets drunk and yells something like "come out and fight, 🅱️itch"

[@wildhunt6350]

3:47 my favorite one HAHA PS press 0 wait for his quote to end then press 4 a couple times its hilarious

[@KittiusThings]

One thing that I’ve realised about geralt is that in the games we’ve never seen him go all out because of bloodlust he’s always calm even in dire situations

[@TheLegoJungle]

Never gets old. Charming and captivating dialogue as ever.

[@DaiMonAlex]

and i'll kill you... YOo shoo suur o dat? .... Yes. -Angry Geralt 1:25

[@rem_z3r0]

The fight scenes sprinkled here and there after someone makes a threat makes this video even better

[@Not-an-Alien]

Does geralt remind anyone else of the hound

[@noodle7725]

Jeremy Morris YEEES! Thought I was the only one, the sarcasm and just “i dont give a fuck” attitude, fucking LOVE it!!

[@abdalrahmankhataan7231]

Jeremy Morris not trying to overistimate but for me I haven't see a character that geralt remind me off...he's so unique/deep and well written that much

[@forgetfulstranger]

He talks just like him

[@H.K.5]

More like King Roan from The 100.

[@aliramezani2333]

Excellent point

[@RiazAhmed-cr1re]

The last one had me dying 😂

[@w4tch0ut10]

Well for the fistfight I think its the good option to fight fairly and not loose on purpose. You can still talk to him after the fight and give him some coin for his family and he will be super happy.

[@Gabrielt948]

4:00 my favorite LMAO

[@victoriasharpe1661]

"Listen here, lardass" "I'm a witcher with the whole one prick thing" I feel like slapping you" and the very end one were my favourites 🤣

[@Jaisean]

LMAOOOO yooo the last one Bruh

[@MayMetalProductions]

Oh, how romantic Fuck off

[@snoowwe]

2:49 "if there's one THINK I hate"

[@MorTphyr]

The bloody baron has some balls talking to the butcher of blaviken and a red rider like that

[@Evrimomono]

"Braveheart Geralt is not real, he cant hurt you" Braveheart Geralt : 2:37

[@a8lg6p]

Haven't played for a few months... Watching this stuff makes me want to spend another 300 or so hours on the game all over again.

[@izharahmed5825]

3:57...thug life😂😂

[@jonahbrown5669]

"This is very romantic" Geralt: Fuck off

[@fknsdnss]

Listen here, lardass. You’ll either be satisfied with what you get, or I’ll feed you to the ravens. How badass is that?

[@IamLe7nny]

One of the best moments I had was talking to some dwarves who committed a murder and Geralt said something like " Two things in life you should never do, kick a hornet's nest and threaten a witcher"

[@fabiomacielfreire7431]

That is in Novigrad, close to the Chameleon. I remember like it was yesterday hahaha

[@mrsinpal]

Geralt so angry that he gives warning for the warning but folks still dont get him😂😂

[@pustulio81]

Geralt: "Don't make me kill yo-" Elder Vampire: ~quick fly-by~ Geralt: ~collapses on the ground with his neck split wide open~

[@carlosmachado5532]

That ending was so fitting LMAO

[@ignitus2129]

"i look like a local to you?" i died

[@deusexvesania1702]

Welp, 400 hours in this game. And now I feel like making it 500.

[@eevillest]

"Witchers are stripped of emotions." Yeaaah sure... 😂 this is exactly why he is such a great character though. It seems to me it's a defense, a lie he tells to himself or at least to others. That he is or was in fact a very sentimental person who has learned to survive by suppressing it all. Fiercely loyal and caring, prone to lose his temper. Rigid to a fault, possibly a control freak. Possibly just goddamn dead inside. He definetely seems like a person who does desicions based on his heart and values, not by his own greed and own interests. To his best ability he tries to accept his bullshit fate and act like a hero would in a rotten, broken world. That's how I always saw him. The storytelling in the game is amazing, so you can also interpret a lot. Considering the cruelty of the Witcher training it is believable that he says his emotions are dead. But that it has nothing to do with magic or mutations. Being dead inside has very little to do with not having any emotions to begin with. Fuck I love this game.

[@magni5648]

IIRC it's a myth Witchers in general perpetuate because it helps them negotiate their prices better and disincentivizes people from trying to guilt-trip them.

[@swaggynwah2797]

lol. KInda reminds me of the 'Renegade' options in ME.

[@HolyknightVader999]

The most memorable one involved a shove through a plate-glass window. "I've got nothing more to say to you......" (SHOVE) "Not the answer I was looking for......."

[@Jinnuksuk]

Check out the dead couple in Touissant during "Till Death Do You Part". So far the ONLY time I have ever heard Geralt shout in anger.

[@andrewnagengast2349]

"Listen here, Lardass!" Gonna have to remember that one.

[@trevalyan006]

You missed the one with the cannibal couple. The subtext turns into pure text.

[@mufasaIRL]

1:52 my favourite execution by far haha

[@treetheoak8313]

There's one that I was hoping to see. It's when you deal with the old couple in the woods and the missing halfling. Geralt seems really, really pissed in one of the responses and it stuck with me when I chose it.

[@The-most-negative-person-alive]

I loved it so much man❤ thank you for your hard work and "may you find what you lost" (ciri)

[@luketandy2732]

On my second playthrough I played a more vile Geralt and honestly loved it.

[@Giovanni-nb6zw]

3:53 *destruction 100*

[@simpletrailers1161]

I look like a local to you? lost myself there

[@nikoleditzler7250]

This video still makes me feel better about life. 3:53 the execution was simple yet flawless ✋🏼😩👌🏼

[@natsudraagneeelfairytail9556]

Geratls hair. Always defying gravity and having it's own breeze inside

[@GeraltORivia]

Tbh this is the closest to the book Geralt. Nice Geralt is so different.

[@galaxy_mooncat779]

He’s such a grumpy boi.

[@Sercil00]

Damn, Geralt comes off as a total prick when you see these scenes without context

[@AwashimaSeriLieutenant]

geralts anger though....gaaaah I'm angry -_-

[@shahbaz6741]

Theres guards in touissant that call him "Geralt the riv"

[@Funczar]

that ending was fucking hilarious

[@PKProductionzBeatz]

3:56 Memories from Gothic

[@fireflyeclipse]

So much of this game is perfection

[@kekero540]

i still feel like i could've force fed Whoreson a swig of the worst witchers potions you can give to someone

[@LocoJunius]

"This is very Romantic" "Fuck off"

[@craneface8529]

"this is very romantic” “F**k off”

[@TheEnergizer94]

This is actually a lot closer to book Geralt. I love being a kind Geralt but this brings me back, maybe I should play him like this!

[@FaFaBentong]

I regret hitting steingrim he gave geralt directions after I beat him up that was my first taste of skellige kindness

[@ronaldjames6067]

So good. Makes me want to play the whole game again.

[@chosenchad1155]

This is what you call a dominant chad Witcher

[@lyndiss.2017]

Snappish Geralt and Pissed off Cole Phelps are about the only two persons I enjoy seeing them angry

[@Karibick]

That voice gives me a confident 🙂👍

[@Silly_Illidan]

Unseen Elder still waiting for Angry witcher

[@bojantodorovic6841]

"Only got one prick, though.In case you're wondering about that, too."

[@journalwatcher]

Such a stoic temper

[@victorrojas1412]

"Easy on the insults I can add to your misfortune" 🤣

[@Birkebeiner1066]

The last one was definitely the best one