The Witcher || 99 problems || Geralt & Jaskier

[@MaryTyler]

Available subtitles: English, Turkish Доступны субтитры на русском языке.

[@owv8164]

Спасибо за русский!)

[@ahmedistiak]

@@owv8164 opo

[@ferbey425]

Türkçe için teşekkürler

[@mariafedusyk5501]

A lot of fans are now signing a petition to have the crappy showrunners removed and that's probably why Henry is no more. They think they can just do whatever with a story we deeply love, they think they can milk us for money by replacing the one we like, they don't give a damn about the wishes and feelings of their own fans, but in the end they won't collide with nothing but hatred for what they've done... If you're interested, I can share the link to the petition, anyway, as a way to support Henry and his beautiful incarnation of the Witcher

[@hiryuusanzo6308]

This is what friendship looks like between a disgruntled cat and a happy golden retriever.

[@Iantorchwood94]

The fact Batey discribes his character as a puppy makes it perfect 😂😂

[@highgrove8545]

Maybe a disgruntled tiger and a happy corgi would be more accurate

[@hiryuusanzo6308]

@@highgrove8545 oh my god that is even better

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

Nah. Geralt's a wolf. A white wolf. And Jaskier could be a chihuahua. Or ... maybe rather a parrot / budgie? 😊

[@zoe-sn6jk]

*bald disgruntled cat

[@MiracleWinchester]

I'm so soft when Geralt went soft for Jaskier when he was hurt

[@a.c.2695]

This video is like ordering a pie and finding out it has twice the amount of filling!

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you ❤️

[@Dr.JonathanCrane]

you had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@nothing7177]

It has jaskiers pie filling-

[@lal5385]

Awww 🥰

[@genevieverenaud2537]

That's what i call i "filler" episode lol xD

[@elliotludwig7487]

Jaskier: *asks Geralt for his opinion* Geralt: *gives his opinion* Jaskier: :O

[@blazingblasian4257]

Litterally the face

[@mochiattoart514]

* surprised Jaskier face *

[@jamilajariwala]

They’re the literal human versions of shrek and donkey, everything from the dialogue to the onion line and the constant singing, it’s exactly the same thing

[@marianamartins6721]

"jaskier, you're okay :)"

[@jennyms1998]

the bathing scene and the conversation they had in the dragon episode was all i needed to fall into this rabbit hole

[@TheColSamson]

Do you mean the conversation where Geralt yells at Jaskier and blames him for all his problems?

[@jennyms1998]

@@TheColSamson well that one too, though it was very painful i meant that talk they have around the 30 mins mark when they romantically enjoy the view as the sun sets on the mountains

[@chickennugget2611]

Jaskier saying “run away, run away, Geralt!” and Geralt immediately coming to help him makes me so soft

[@stephwiller9089]

These two are great. I wish he was in it more. I also felt really bad where it left it with them. Can't wait till they get to the Time of Contempt parts.

[@TheColSamson]

There's always next season

[@maddysdiaries]

WAIT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS IN TIME OF CONTEMPT!!!!!! I NEEDA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS W JASKIER

[@stephwiller9089]

@@maddysdiaries Lol, nothing insane, they just spend the whole book traveling together with a few other characters. The little group is an interesting mix of people and I actually liked all of them, they really force Geralt to get over his "go it alone" mentality which I appreciate. They sass the hell out of him and it's great. I feel like not much actually happens in that book plot wise, it's more about character development with a dash of plot.

[@ionga]

@@maddysdiaries They just travel around in the weirdest group ever: The Witcher, the Bard, the Dwarf, the Old Sage, the Knight and the Ranger. Saying anything else might count as spoilers, so I'll stop here.

[@lucien8180]

In the books Geralt and Jaskier are practically best friends, so it was disappointing to see Geralt blaming Jaskier for all those incidents. It felt so out of character for Geralt. Jaskier is the best part of the show.

[@lidcall0909]

Geralt is the man I want in bed and Jaskier I want as a best friend

[@Petaurista13]

Geralt is actually ultimate lover. He's infertile so no need for pills or anything and he can't be ill so no AIDS or STD from him.

[@Emma-Maze]

other way around for me ^^

[@insomnijinx113]

@@Petaurista13 that also means he cant catch any aids or STDs you may have 😈😈😈😈 (person I responded to edited their original comment to include STDs and aids which defeats the purpose of my reply but its okay) 😔😔😔✊✊✊

[@Rita-RT09]

*Geralt is the man I want in bed and Jaskier I want as a best friend AND in bed as well ahhaha

[@aluksus9327]

@@Rita-RT09 honestly a threesome is the best choise

[@isabellacooper3915]

99% Jaskier talking and then 1% Geralt speaking lmao

[@HailG3]

I love their friendship so much. And Jaskier is crushing hard on Geralt, don't @ me.

[@stardayz88]

If you want to, you can see Geralt crushing on Jaskier too, he is just far less obvious. Watch the two carefully during the betrothal, for example when Jaskier gets himself a new girlfriend and Geralt seems rather jealous 😉

[@alexlee3261]

Just that soft look Geralt gave to Jaskier when he told him to try not to get any daggers in his back. Awww He really cares about him. I also enjoyed this song!

[@lunestiacrescent827]

And the little smile when "Jaskier, you're ok."

[@sunshine-dz6xj]

My favorite Geralt+Jaskier moments are when Jaskier gets attacked by the djinn and Geralt is genuinely worried for him when he says "Jaskier!" and kinda catches him and then when it's over he's all soft and he says "Jaskier, you're OK :)", this is so cute Friendship goals

[@e1901]

I will never not get over when jaskier goes "seeee" at the scene where geralt walks in covered in blood and guts but still alive 😂😂

[@anika_s]

I love those two to bits and pieces! Great vid! Also, I don't know if it was intentional but this part: - Just a friend, I hope - Well, who knows? killed me 😂

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you! I noticed this too 😂

[@bloodywaltzer]

I mean, I know they're supposed to be two straight bros... But the bathtub scene, the little cute smile from Geralt when Jaskier is okay, the obvious hints and remarks... This is not how you write straight people unless you want to bait the fangirls XD

[@thecraziestcrayon]

Two bros chilling in a bathtub lol

[@ruthe8414]

Friendships between straight people of the same sex can at times (a lot of times) cross lines by standards. Remember, this is a 20+ year friendship, they're gonna act more comfortable with each other

[@luisa1786]

@@ruthe8414 nah don't ruin Geraskier

[@ruthe8414]

@@luisa1786 it's been ruined from the start

[@luisa1786]

@@ruthe8414 I'm too tired for this conversation rn

[@arrrshhh_]

ОХХ НУ ПОЖАЛУЙ ЭТО ЛУЧШИЙ ЭДИТ ИЗ ТЕХ ЧТО Я ВИДЕЛА

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое!

[@VibrantlyDark]

Absolutely in love with this

[@MaryTyler]

Thanks!

[@cutekittens6]

this is hilarious and so sweet lmaooo

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@deadgany2920]

Nobody can tell me that Jaskiers doesn't have a huge crush on Geralt

[@Anna-gn7es]

Nah

[@gurogirl1151]

The actor basically confirmed it in an interview

[@Anna-gn7es]

Guro Girl Source? Because neither Geralt or Jaskier are gay in the books/games. Their relationship is strictly platonic and I’m 99% that won’t change in the series

[@gurogirl1151]

Dragonslayer kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3nTfmpnoMR7grs in this interview, Joey Batey heavily implies Jaskier is bi/pan and says that “he falls in love with whoever you put in front of him”, and of course the character that he’s with for the entirety of his scenes is geralt... so heavy implications that he’s in love with geralt. Also I can name a few instances in the show that shows this, but this ones my favorite. In the beginning when you see geralt walking with that girl whose leading him to a dead monster she asks for his name and he responds, well, with his name and she says “like garroter?” And in a later episode when Jaskier was trying to make a song, the lyrics he came up with was “I am weak, I’m in love, and I’m wanting; Gorgeous garroter, judge and jury”

[@yourfaithlessfriend9399]

@@gurogirl1151 Is your concept of love exclusively sexual? Jaskier is a romantic. An artist who fascinates with the ease of a child. If you fall in love with a landscape or a story, does that mean you want to have sex with something abstract? You are being reductionist In books he is only sexually interested in women. And he says even in this series the great pleasures of life are "food, women and wine". Sex and love are not the same thing

[@nuf412]

Only 2nd week of 2020 and the witcher netflix is already legendary!!!

[@kanishkachakraborty7131]

This didn't age well

[@majadomagaa9337]

All created thanks to Polish bookwriter and his series about Witcher- A. Sapkowski ❤

[@katring455]

АОАОАОААА ЛЮТИК И ГЕРАЛЬТ !!! Это каноничный канон просто !! Спасибо за такую прелесть ))

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое 💜 Да, они чудесные!

[@nellreychalz8317]

Как можно выбирать между Йеннифер и Лютиком??? Сразу я сно лютик лучше!

[@SpellboundStudios]

I finally finished the series a couple days ago and I’ve already forgotten most of their great moments. Love this! 😍

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you 😘

[@invisiblehandofadamsmith]

cant wait to see next season the witcher

[@DragonHeart613]

Geralt & Jaskier's bromance & banter is 1 of the best dam things in S#1✌🤣👍 I hope we get much more of them together in S#2🤞🙏🤞

[@maddsmann1900]

Omg the emoji faces on the captions! Love it!!!

[@lx3061]

2:08 i really can't get over geralt's really soft look AAAAAAAAA

[@dhomy2699]

jaskier is soo sweet !

[@AnimeAmimatorMizore]

Random thought: Jaskier's best look was the dark teal doublet (with red accents) and pants with the pale cream chemise. The light blue didn't have enough color contrast, and the gold one had nice textures but also suffered from having little color contrast. Jaskier/Dandelion is VIBRANT, his clothes are supposed to have MULTIPLE COLORS and DRAW ATTENTION ON A VISUAL LEVEL. The red one in ep. 6 was decent though; interesting cutout patterns, embroidery, contrasting chemise underneath.

[@camilleb1366]

This is the best thing I've ever seen

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@mildeminze]

Yesss the great edits finally keep coming and coming ♥️ I've never been in a fandom before the fan content, but seeing this bloom is so satisfying

[@mildeminze]

btw with the fandom I mean the Netflix show exclusively obviously, like I know the general Witcher fandom has been around quite a while

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@mirandamusfeldt3926]

Whenever Geralt says, "Jaskier".....he sounds like he's saying, "Yes, get here".

[@kattriella1331]

Geralt has 99 problems, and Jaskier is the cause of at least 98 of them, whether directly or indirectly. The other 1 is probably keeping his hair so white with constantly being covered in blood and monster guts.

[@попостроению]

"Я всегда прикрываю твой тыл" *персик* - оригинально, лайк! :D

[@1kkarma1]

я буквально плачу, это слишком прекрасно💕💕

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое!

[@LijenC2357]

In the timeline they had known each other over 20yrs, n we didn't see much of them taking on adventures together! I demand more in the next season!

[@xNightSky5853]

I love it! This really highlights the funny side of the show and their realtionship, very well done.

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@tochbka]

Дааа, от Лютика точно проблем не оберёшься)

[@НатальяТимошенко-ь4ю]

Господи, это просто чудесно! Я восхищаюсь вашими работами, автор!

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое ❤

[@mariapapadopoulou549]

OMG YOU MADE A FAN VIDEO WITH MY LATEST FAVORITE SHOW AND ITS AMAZING!!!! this duo is fantastic , Yennefer is my most favourite character from this show but i absolutely loved the funny chemistry these two bring together to the show and Jaskier is such a enjoyable character , i love him so much, he is my second favourite after Yennefer 😄 are you thinking of more Witcher fan videos in the future? can't wait!!!

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you very much ❤️ I like Yen too! Yes, I'll make video about whole show ❤️

[@camillapiccio1915]

This is probably the best witcher music edit I’ve seen

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@_f_539]

ГОСПОДИ КАК ЖЕЭТО КРАСИВО СДЕЛАНО!! Просто ВАУУУ 🥴🥴🥴👍

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое!

[@Min_May]

это восхитительно😍😍😍 спасибо огромное за вашу работу💞

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое ❤️

[@chelovechek012]

это самое лучшее видео по этому пэйренгу, спасибо за этот шедевр)

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое!

[@valiwinchester]

THEY KILL ME!!¡! like i always say, they be the only important relationship from that show :)))))))

[@Andy-nv6ys]

They remind me both of Derek and Stiles of Teen Wolf

[@SJ19_998]

Me too!

[@summerwilliams4865]

Gerald had 99 problems and Jaskier was like the cause of 98

[@Sasu123456789x1]

Fabulous, I love this so much! Such a great duo! 💖

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you ❤️

[@CarolP.]

who dared to dislike this? It's SO GOOD!

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@e4syrevenge]

ive been through so many edits and this is exactly what i was looking for thank you

[@JacobRyuu]

THIS IS AMAZING! I am cackling! 😂 You have a great talent!

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you very much!

[@mirandamusfeldt3926]

@0:40 is the funniest part about a pie having no filling.

[@ericsiemienczuk7217]

Yo I love this live-action depiction of the pixie and brutus comics.

[@martinablest9800]

Yes!!!! You are totally right!!! Jajjaja

[@ΒαρβαραΕιρηνηΜολφετα]

These "no homo tho" moments are the ones that make me want to watch the witcher

[@littlemarshmallow5417]

Господи, за русские субтитры отдельное спасибо:з

[@MaryTyler]

Всегда пожалуйста!

[@_calmness_13]

Это прекрасно 💚

[@isekaistation3682]

I like to imagine that dandelion has seen geralt over come so many bull shit moments that he can comprehend him dying

[@Escapistier]

Why isn't Jaskier in the same bathtub as Geralt? I randomly remembered Shanghai Noon's bathtub / drinking game scene and lol I kinda could imagine Jaskier and Geralt doing that xD

[@omxnous_lynx]

Two broooos, chilling in a hot tuuuub, five feet apart cause they're not gay

[@bombadgeneral8903]

Amazing vid🙏great job editing, much respect

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you 😊

[@СофьяБушуева-и2у]

Спасибо за чудесное видео и за русские субтитры 💕💓💕💓💕💓💖💖

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое! Рада, что вам понравилось!

[@lavandave4280]

Я пересматриваю это уже несколько дней

[@harrietst6114]

Amazing editing!!!! Absolutely love the background music and... can someone tell me I am not the only one who can't stop watching Jaskier's hand at 0:32 please ?

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you ❤️

[@merlinscorner4670]

I thought I was weird but it’s so graceful?

[@tracyedits]

omg i love this song so much, this is epic!

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@puddinxjoker]

Я сначала не поверила своим глазам +130к просмотров, на видео, которому всего 2 недели. После просмотра поняла - это все заслуженно! Шикарное видео, готова пересматривать кучу раз!!! *О* ♥♥♥ Полностью переданы все эмоции и отношения этих персонажей.

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое за такие чудесные слова!

[@ALCHEMYedits]

lol love their moments and your edit!

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you very much ❤️

[@heathsluv]

This is brilliant! 😄😄😄

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you ❤️

[@heathsluv]

@@MaryTyler you're welcome 😊♥️

[@biad4440]

It’s unhealthy the amount of fanfics that I read about these two

[@blazingblasian4257]

I knew I wasn't gunna be the only one shipping them

[@pistacja5162]

I'm glad that I saw here this line with pie filling because I watched the witcher with polish dubbing and they translated it to be more accurate for Poles. Nice video

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@matespider]

Wow that was better directed than TVSeries itself. Nice job man. ... or woman.

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you ❤️

[@mrobrotzly237]

this is amazing!! i really love geralt and jaskier ♡ i made a fanvideo too but is kinda angst, i needed something more happy and yours is incredible, loved it ♡

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@blueserenity94]

I love this sooo much!!! the head tilt at 2:10 is so cute

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@Jev_the_fluorescent_shrimp]

You can't convince me that Jaskier doesn't have a huge crush on Geralt canonically. "Her Sweet Kiss" is basically Jolene by Jaskier, just feel how much jealousy and love is in the song. So all the "they are hetero bros!!!" just suck.

[@FlashakaViolet]

my heart is singing

[@elyaroman842]

Залипла на песню и видео, спасибо)

[@oinkykviko177]

AWESOME!!!

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@paranoidandroid4724]

Лучшее❤️

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо!

[@TheKsenia92]

Какое классное видео! Какие они няшные!

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое!

[@Dirtfire]

On New Years 2029, I'll remember that I spent New Years 2019 watching The Witcher.

[@siyarg.4900]

All of Geralts 99 problems is Dandelion/Jaskier

[@alypsova3424]

Ну если пошел такой движ и можно написать коммент на русском, то это оч упрощает работу)) потому что мой словарный запас английского слишком скудный, а видео просто огоонь) я прям после просмотра сезона думала, сделает ли кто-то видео про Геральта под этот трек и тут ккомбо, Геральт и Лютик, ну что может быть круче) прям бэст эдит эва, отвечаю ;)

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо большое! Я очень рада, что вам понравилось!

[@victoriyaivanova3920]

Это прекрасно!

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо!

[@food_fighting4093]

Geralt has 99 problems, but Jaskier ain't one of them.

[@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240]

Geralt is me, Jaskier is my friend, Ellawyn. I mean it, in terms of fantasy classes, I'm the spellsword bounty hunter, she's the bard.

[@dotgeek5573]

Как я могу пройти мимо и не шипереть их после этого?

[@gayshipsandanxiety5008]

wow this is amazing

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@LisavetaBlok]

Восхитительно 🌸🌸🌸

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо!

[@spalyona97]

Я, конечно, не шипперю этих ребят, но видос классный. А еще я просто сидела и рассматривала прекрасные руки Лютика😂

[@MaryTyler]

Спасибо!

[@jessieb3821]

More Witcher Mary Tyler!

[@margarita2147]

Ши ши шипереть!!!)))

[@MrHellsing76]

Harder to find a song that suits these two.

[@baton7579]

I think The Witcher from Netflix has far more problems than 99...

[@mallik5759]

русские субтитры лучшие😍

[@xynoth.5657]

This looks like trailer

[@DragonslayerPS3]

As much as I like Jaskier, I hold a bit more love for Dandelion in the books. They seem like actual friends then 🤣. But Joey Batey is definetely the perfect actor

[@adrienalice1568]

Amazing❤❤❤

[@MaryTyler]

Thank you!

[@mariafedusyk5501]

A lot of fans are now signing a petition to have the crappy showrunners removed and that's probably why Henry is no more. They think they can just do whatever with a story we deeply love, they think they can milk us for money by replacing the one we like, they don't give a damn about the wishes and feelings of their own fans, but in the end they won't collide with nothing but hatred for what they've done... If you're interested, I can share the link to the petition, anyway, as a way to support Henry and his beautiful incarnation of Geralt of Rivia.