Sucker [Jaskier & Geralt / Humor]

[@christianu8819]

Shrek and donkey in live action

[@NewBe_Art]

I couldn't say better myself

[@amandaoldal2278]

Exactly!!! XD

[@ZzymekK]

Yes.

[@nicolepagan9214]

Literally omg 😂

[@yepisuredolikecats]

Now I will never not see it lolol

[@alittlerayofpitchblack6305]

Yennefer be like: *pointing to Geralt* This is my boyfriend. *pointing to Jaskier* This is his boyfriend.

[@NewBe_Art]

But if it’s always me and you and your friend Steve ♫ XD

[@nonononono9386]

@@NewBe_Art THAT THREW ME BACK

[@bente3115]

Geralt is gay for Jaskier but also straight for me. And Jaskier is really gay for Geralt .

[@l.maried.9798]

And I hate Jaskier.

[@ghostsdragon9222]

@@bente3115 Jaskier aka Dandelion was always goofy like that that is why i love him so much. And I think his BI due that he likes woman to or woman likes him.....Can be quit confusing sometimes xD

[@Ori0nsMo0n]

Jaskier: *sees something scary* *his natural instinct* “GERALT” XD

[@Monika94100]

Yeah XD even when he is ill and there is a chance to die.. "Fuk, Geralt.." 😂😂😂

[@itnotmeitu3896]

It’s the exact same in the games too😂

[@salenebrom6476]

Моника 😯😯😯😯😳😳😳😳😆😆😆😆

[@anavitoriafarion2621]

Twos bros, chilling in a hot tub, rubbing chamomile cause they "are not friends"

[@VlN420]

This is the most underrated comment I have ever seen

[@pigeon1017]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@gunsngunpla]

As long as they're 5 ft apart... it's okay.

[@jana7359]

*rubbing camomile on their lovely bottoms

[@georgekostadinov775]

This needs to be THE top comment

[@jennyms1998]

you ever think Cavill just sat at home and practised his very emotional "hhm" over and over again

[@editionnxway]

It seems like he has a hmm for every kind of emotion 😂

[@jennyms1998]

@@editionnxway the script was just like Geralt: hmm (thoughtful) Geralt: hhmmmh (angry) Geralt: mmhmm (agreeing)

[@cassidyy6358]

I don't know how he kept a straight face through some of these. I would love to see the outtakes

[@monatae9725]

According to an interview, the grunts weren't in the script, Cavill added them in himself.

[@leahfestejo8125]

In an interview Cavill said that the grunts just kind of came to him and they were not scripted

[@azraelhaffi334]

geralt has two hands for jaskier and yennefer to hold while ciri sits on his shoulders

[@NewBe_Art]

I can picture this XD

[@amhk5918]

Omg I need to see that fanart! Geralt big and strong, looking very much annoyed and the other three as chibis lol

[@how-dare-u-perceive-me]

a+ best summary of this show I've seen yet (though honestly after he found out she wanted a kid and immediately spent like 5 minutes straight lecturing her for it and telling her she'd be a terrible mother, Yennefer is FAR too good for Geralt... which is sad bc I really enjoy how Cavill plays Geralt getting hit with a wall of Yen feelings and not really knowing what to do about it)

[@jamespottervariant]

My dad-like bisexual ass is about to draw this very aggressively

[@xavi8780]

@@jamespottervariant do share when you're done 😭 plz

[@masteryoda1745]

Not gonna lie, Jaskier is cute af

[@Jombi-d3g]

Wisdom the words have, says you

[@JulioCesar-xr5vv]

Ikr

[@NewBe_Art]

Yoda's got a point

[@ahobbit1273]

I definitely have a crush

[@masteryoda1745]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice same

[@elisalemma1997]

"He died" "Yeah... He's fine" And I legit snorted when I saw it

[@wrathofthelamb318]

Them: So do you ship geralt with yen or jaskier? Me: y e s.

[@sylla_headhunter4725]

/chanting/ OT3! OT3

[@myriamarenas6375]

Y E S

[@vicky_d1896]

my mom and I too we're watching it and in their bathtub scene we both looked at each other "he is gay for Geralt"

[@xbermann]

Men apparently can't be good friends in any show lol

[@Butchass6969]

p i t c h b l a c k neither can men with women whenever characters have a close relationship they are shipped it’s not exclusive to gay relationships

[@cherrysbomb.]

is it just me or does the text makes their scenes so much more funnier!

[@NewBe_Art]

Tbh I don't really know but I thought that their discussions deserved a subtext XD

[@SandBombHidan]

I agree, for some reason when there is text in similar videos I find it more entertaining and funny.

[@kayakrist]

For me its cuz otherwise I get distracted

[@ryuusenpai407]

Yes 🤣🤣🤣

[@ghostlindyy]

Istg i didn’t laugh this much during the series but now I’m laughing my buff off during math class

[@Tofunenie]

and the little "Jaskier, you're okay" with a little cutie smile in Geralt's face ? No ? I found it fun

[@nyxnagini]

Tofunenie YES! I loved that part

[@salenebrom6476]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@katesampleseverything]

"He died." "Yeah...he's fine."

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Geralt is a platonic tsundere. He denies he’s friends with Jaskier, but will go out of his way to save or help him (I’m thinking of the burlesque theater scheme from the third game XD)

[@DonPatrono]

oddly enough that's not really accurate in the books: excluding the Dol Blathanna event when they just met, and the Last Wish kerfuffle (where Geralt was actually in a really foul mood), Geralt is pretty vocal in calling Dandelion his friend, even to the point of irritating good ol' Mother Nenneke

[@stingerjohnny9951]

DonPatrono fair, but I like this. I like to see him gradually come to see Jaskier as a legitimate friend in season 2. Some things work better in books, some things work better in shows.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Teya Gexaya when I see the scene where they play a robber and hero for a girl, I honestly can’t decide which is funnier: Geralt following Jaskiers script to the word or him having none of his shit and being his normal snarky self XD

[@edwardelric10001]

@@stingerjohnny9951 what? When did this happen?

[@stingerjohnny9951]

edwardelric10001 in the third game, you meet up with Jaskier (called Dandelion in the games) and he’s trying to open up a burlesque theater in Novigrad. One of the schemes to get it off the ground is have a girl he knows fund it. She’s a fan of harlequin romance stories, so Jaskiers plan is to have Geralt wear a bandana and pretend to be a thug trying to rob her. He then swoops in as the “crimson avenger” to save her. You can either read off a ridiculous script Dandelion gives you, or just try to scare her your own way. One of the best parts is if you want Dandelion to beat you, you can’t hit him once or hell fall over (the quest will still be completed just a different cutscene.) So you have to watch him clumsily flail at you with a dull prop sword XD

[@meduka]

I laughed so hard And ending is best part, I'm done 😂😂😂

[@NewBe_Art]

yes the two of them make an incredible duo XD thanks ♥

[@makharov]

It's like merlin and Arthur all over again. 😂

[@MsSwthrt102]

But Merlin and Arthur almost kissed way too many times, not the exact same 😂

[@makharov]

@@MsSwthrt102 though Jaskier does seem to be familiar with Geralt's "lovely bottom" 😂 😂

[@kabazinga]

MrsSweetheart102 when?

[@sorcellerie]

Oh shit it is

[@sorcellerie]

@@makharov who wouldn't want to be?

[@olga6941]

This is just p e r f e c t I mean Just look at them God I'm amazed

[@NewBe_Art]

I can only agree :D perfect duo ♥

[@sennataylor592]

Jaskier has a Stiles-vibe to him. Both of them are snarky and hilarious! (and Geralt is literally Derek: stoic and grumpy, and either barely tolerating Stiles or sassing back at him lol)

[@britneychase6000]

He really does

[@emeros8631]

Omg it's Sterek 2.0

[@Philoishness]

ive literally just written a paragraph about that to my friend. this video really took me back to those old sterek crack vids, and then it hit me why jaskier is so much more to me than i got from dandelion

[@DinoNuggies333]

* y e s *

[@malenixius]

*finishes reading a 250k word sterek fic* *watches the witcher* Wow, love the Geralt / Jaskier chemistry! I wonder why? Guess I'll never know...

[@Monika94100]

You forgot about the scene when they enter the ballroom with Geralt dressed in that tight green outfit and when it gets complained he looks at the one responsible for such taste in clothes. Jaskier. 😂😂

[@NewBe_Art]

There is so much funny scenes XD but yes this one is great !

[@Monika94100]

@@NewBe_Art I know but you captured most of them. XD Awesome video. ❤️

[@NewBe_Art]

@@Monika94100 Thanks a lot ♥

[@ejvollkrassalter]

but the clothes jaskier chose still fit him better than... whatever that shit yennefer made him wear

[@verynormalhumans4420]

Geralt has better chemistry with Jaskier than he does with Yennefer

[@vanessabenavides5538]

facts

[@da-rae1884]

Bath scenes says it all

[@brothgurlegion4229]

truth

[@BenTHEBenji]

and that’s a fact

[@adamj.mc.3078]

wait till he meets zoltan

[@lindaspunk]

Bromance is real with these two 😂😂😂 wonderful edit.

[@NewBe_Art]

I can smell it *insert "bromance everywhere" meme* xD

[@foreveryoungforeverdrunk7377]

just remove the letter "b".

[@caratarmy9146]

"bromance"

[@valiwinchester]

ONLY SHIP THAT MATTERS ON THAT SHOW. 😏

[@NewBe_Art]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@alegria1813]

Amen

[@CarolinaPerez-ji6qf]

Amen x2

[@predatola5678]

Pls no

[@valiwinchester]

@@predatola5678 pls its my opinion ((((((: so pls yes ((((((((:

[@a_atlas01]

Love the onion parallel Shrek: ogres are like onions Witcher: -you smell of death, and destiny. Heroics and heartbreak. -It's onion

[@honzius647]

Witchers are like onions. THEY HAVE LAYERS.

[@Shessti]

Jaskier and Geralt have the same energy as Stiles and Derek in the TeenWolf.

[@HailG3]

T H I S

[@Dancy7]

Jaaaaaaaajajajajajaj 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yaaaaaaassss

[@kikasantos6467]

Holy shit

[@editionnxway]

More like Shrek and Donkey 😂

[@honeyjar2970]

I thought of Merlin and Arthur

[@amandagoldsbury8122]

Every time he say Jasker it sounds like Yes, dear.

[@daniellamaria5887]

Omg I can't unhear this now but I don't care - it's perfect!

[@HS-iw1ed]

There's no straight explanation for that last scene

[@kashiichan]

Selkimore guts. (;

[@StarryEyedEdits]

This was so fucking delightful to watch, the editing is HILARIOUSLY on point. Great work!

[@NewBe_Art]

Your comment is so fucking NICE ♥.♥ thanks a lot ♥

[@BenTHEBenji]

Geralt’s face when Jaskier says literally anything

[@fleshlips]

I actually like that they call him Jaskier in english version, not Dandellion

[@theimpossiblyholisticgirl5886]

Or better yet "Buttercup" :'D

[@Not_Your_FBI_Agent]

@@theimpossiblyholisticgirl5886 The only thought I have now is: hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die xd

[@foreveryoungforeverdrunk7377]

I was wondering why in English version Jaskier (buttercup in polish) was translated as a Dandelion, it's... weird, I don't know. In Russian version was only one variation of his name - Buttercup. (Sorry for my English, I didn't use Google translate)

[@fleshlips]

@@foreveryoungforeverdrunk7377 i was wondering the same thing but maybe its because Buttercup actually sounds less "flowery"..?

[@julsn7249]

He's called Rittersporn in German so don't complain😂 I have no idea whats Rittersporn means but i googled and i found out that it's a type of flower😂👌

[@danny_jh1373]

Just love the line "a sexy goose," every time he delievers it its just so funny

[@downtownscene]

Jaskier: you must have some review for me, three words or less Geralt: *hm.*

[@dinara_k170]

Jaskier: Okay, so we can't have anyone finding out who you are. * Not even two seconds later * Random dude: _GeRaLt oF RiVia!_

[@aryanrathore9045]

Hes fucking moussesack. Hes a very important in the books.

[@dinara_k170]

Geez sorry dude I haven't read the books yet

[@aryanrathore9045]

@@dinara_k170 I didnt mean that in a offensive tone. Just in a informative one. Sorry if you felt bad.

[@ejvollkrassalter]

he's quite important in the show too though

[@daonlyboriqua11]

Lmao Hes not random. Hes in like almost all the episodes what show were you watching lol

[@malinaxx8378]

I absolutely love their relationship XD Geralt all get away from me yet I’ll protect you cause I care in my “get away from me” way.

[@userzun]

i'm in love with that video

[@NewBe_Art]

UwU thanks ♥

[@lamia..2919]

Me too😭💕

[@elenakendrick6279]

This is the new Arthur and Merlin

[@cosmonaut2863]

There will be no new Arthur and Merlin >:( They can never be replaced

[@aRedBaroness]

I do think one of the times Geralt looks happiest us when he says, "Jaskier, you're okay." His other happiest moment is saying Jaskier was kicked in the balls by an ox.

[@vitroxis6752]

This video alone could be used as advertising for Netflix. Mint

[@noodlezz7545]

AKSKS WHAT I DON'T EVEN GO HERE BUT THAT ENDING HAS ME DEAD

[@aster1094]

Thier relationship is the best thing of this series

[@Damian-Hia]

Tall, socially awkward, gruff, fighter man and his smaller, fight no flight, no self-preservation, bard boyfriend

[@threeseasons431]

I declare that until the day that I die that whenever I need a laugh I shall come to this glorious GLORIOUS VIDEO!!!!

[@NewBe_Art]

XDDD You will live a long life then ! ♥

[@kelnhide]

Wow this could work as a “if Witcher was a comedy” trailer

[@legendary3638]

Geralt's chemistry with jaskeir is better than that with any woman.

[@Ori0nsMo0n]

XD OMG THE LAST ONE “WhErE tHe FuCk aRe mY ClotHes Jaskier?!” Welllll... it would seem they are not there

[@Xinsuizhe]

"Rub chamomile on your lovely bottom" I love these two😂Hope to see more of them in season 2.

[@dzonwatson9718]

Omg these arrows when he said someone out there will want Geralt 😂😂

[@bethonice8515]

I need more of Geraskier on season 2😍😋 This comedic duo made my 2019 better at the end;)

[@emmy-ci5cl]

*it's Britney b*tch* THIS IS WHAT IVE NEEDED AFTER BINGING

[@ilikenougat2659]

Geraskier is my favourite shipping past year 🤣😍

[@NewBe_Art]

Same here !

[@ilikenougat2659]

@@NewBe_Art niceee

[@BrainDeadz]

two boys, sitting in a hot tub, five fee- where tf are my clothes, Jaskier?

[@userjocelyn]

It’s kind of hard to decide what I just watched, bromance or chemistry ?😂😂 This’s great, thank you for making my day!

[@NewBe_Art]

Both... XD You're welcome ! Thank you for your sweet comment ♥

[@ItsBenne]

Sad the part of you sing “like a pie without filling” wasn’t in can’t get enough of that broh brawl

[@mz1617]

me, screaming because i need more jaskier and gerald "boyfriends in denial" moments

[@amandaoldal2278]

SPOILER So sad that Geralt mistreated Jaskier in the end, hope they make up again on the second season :/ No doubt that I love these two!

[@kingdomkey63]

Spoiler Jaskier (dandelion) isn't supposed to be in episodes 4 and 6 that conflict never happened never happened in the books . And geralt never blames Jaskier for anything really and never really hurts him at all unlike this version.

[@amandaoldal2278]

@@kingdomkey63 This is an adaptation and sure has a lot of changes. I'm talking about the characters of this show, not the books neither the games.

[@kingdomkey63]

@@amandaoldal2278 a very good one but they but cut the best content between them

[@amandaoldal2278]

@@kingdomkey63 Maybe they will add them in the next seasons to develop their friendship

[@kingdomkey63]

@@amandaoldal2278 it will be hard, inserting short stories into the saga proper is going to be rather hard. But they made the short stories actually work as a season so who knows

[@Jombi-d3g]

1:09 that smile on his face...

[@chickensox8318]

Their bond is my favorite part of the show

[@zebritah1]

Love this friendship. Can't wait to see more of that on season 2. Great edit!!

[@carlycchapman]

Saaammee

[@natemonion2062]

This is soooo good!! I think i'm in love. Your editing style is perfect!!

[@NewBe_Art]

UwU Thank you so much ❤❤❤😘

[@andresrob9767]

2:33 can't imagine this scene didn't go wrong without Geralt/Henry Cavill bursting into laughter/spitting out his drink from the sexy long goose neck commentary at least once!

[@rayfiber8264]

From 1:09 to 1:10, if tou focus on geralt's face, you can tell he smile a little bit. Love this kind of detail and Henry Cavill definately nailed it.

[@ahobbit1273]

“Three words or less” “We go together-” I see what you did there

[@Demos_Jeff]

It took me almost a hour to realize that Jeskier is Dandelion

[@Nano-zr3bt]

I actually ship them lol sorry not sorry but I’m not into Geralt and Yennefer thing

[@whuforever8088]

@@namdraws I felt like it made sense for Geralt to not feel anything for Yennefer once the spell was broken.

[@jamieg2427]

I ship them all. Leave no ship unturned!

[@itnotmeitu3896]

WHU Forever Geralt was already In love and the spell just brings them together, the feelings are real

[@motherfuckerultimate]

My otp AHAHAHA

[@SingingSealRiana]

They are dysfunctional as fuck so I do not blame you for not shipping him with yen, to love or not

[@StegozordOver9000]

Jaskier: Ahhh Geralt: Uhm Jaskier: Oh yeaah

[@cat-cereal5582]

I have literally watched this about 10 times. 1. It’s hilarious 2. The editing is amazing 3. The song fits perfectly 4. I’m obsessed with the show

[@GirlPowder3007]

The best bromance ❤❤❤

[@NewBe_Art]

♥.♥

[@cassandramayrick9586]

Ikr

[@kelnhide]

It’s up there with Troy and Abed, and Jake and Boyle

[@w_moonshines]

I haven't watched the show and this is the first *anything* I've watched from it. Less than 10 seconds into this video I'm like "aw shit, now I'll have to watch it". By the end of this video I knew I'd be sucked into another fandom. IT. IS. HILARIOUS

[@kingdomkey63]

I mean as someone who read the books people are going to be disappointed how much of him got cut from this season

[@mint7393]

:0 I'm getting the fucking books PS how many books does the first season cover?

[@littlebag3l]

I must say, that's a fine video you got there NewBe. The edits are exquisite.

[@hungryancienteye]

Love this duo

[@NewBe_Art]

♥♥♥♥

[@SoSkySaysHi]

I love it omg the editing lmao

[@loptseldr]

oh wow I never thought of these two, even though playing the games. Oh and watching the series on Netflix has made me go buy the books to read so yer.......but anyway this was really well done and you may just make me ship them yet.

[@NewBe_Art]

God damn Loki, tell me you're okay since infinity war 😢❤ Yeah I really love this duo since I played at the video game. I wanna read the books now 😍❤ Thank you for your support ❤💜❤💜❤😘

[@loptseldr]

@@NewBe_Art I'm afraid I can not tell you. That is an official secret ;) Let's just say you will see this sweet ass again one day!

[@NewBe_Art]

@@loptseldr I pray for this every day trust me 🤣👍 I will wait for you my WHOLE LIFE 🤣🤣🤣

[@loptseldr]

@@NewBe_Art yes, yes my army grows ever bigger!

[@kingdomkey63]

Yay the dynamic is different in the books but it still has the same core. He is geralt emotional intelligence and supports him in ways no one else can really.

[@mothshroooms]

Jaskier: Maybe SOMEONE (alarms blaring 👋👋👋👋👋👋) will want you. Geralt: Say sike right now.

[@ashtonnnam4701]

oh god I just love Jaskier so much I can literally die now

[@Ari-xp9jr]

Jaskier is that friend who's always goofing around and causing problems. Geralt is his friend that’s somewhat like a bodyguard that’s always saving his ass and shows him kindness every now and again.

[@Batidora-ku2ci]

This have Merlin Vibes Just fans will now 😉❤

[@dontcarenightcore30]

yES! 😍

[@mupiyasrinivasan6884]

"jaskier you're okay"...he smiled because jaskie is back to normal

[@captainhope]

Grumpy old man pretends he doesn't care for optimistic child

[@rhiannonsweeney3756]

Up? Ha ha ha

[@SingingSealRiana]

Iw, that picture makes Jaskier hitting on him realy gross

[@solarwings1132]

2:00 This entire clip seriously reminds me of when Shrek and Donkey are talking about onions...

[@biaa.s]

OMG. I haven't watched this but this video made me want to😍❤️

[@NewBe_Art]

I'm a huge fan of the witcher since I played at the video games and I've benn looking forward to the TVserie ♥ I'm glad you enjoy it ! thanks ♥

[@auricore4989]

Reading the comments like yours, I've realized if I ever wanted to write a novel or a TV show, it is imperative that I include two attractive male characters in a double comedy relationship dynamic.

[@johnny5alv]

Their chemistry is awesome

[@felrika6883]

When I saw this video : So... It's not just me ~ *_relieved_*

[@vanhienpham5872]

1:28 it's extremely a regret for being got rid of " It's your friend, Geralt" quote of Jas. That's the funniest scene at that moment. Anw, you've done so well

[@czilea2207]

You have no idea how much ily for this, everything with the edit and song was so perfect omgg

[@Algnaz99]

I still can’t get over how good this is I’ve watched other people’s music videos but never found any such as this not even my own videos

[@seraphinaedan1033]

It’s onion You know why? It has layers

[@akaneve478]

They're like a remake of a less useful Merlin and a more brooding Arthur.

[@justhayn]

0:51 it's cuter when the hashtag talking 🤣💕💕

[@NewBe_Art]

This is my design XDD

[@wimblyninetynine6315]

I love these two together..amazing hahah nice edit

[@Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm-w2r]

This is GOLD.

[@Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm-w2r]

Your edit is just amazing and perfect! Thanks for blessing us with it

[@robynplett3086]

Brilliant editing! I was lol'ing, lmfao'ing, and even snorting through this video!

[@arnatri1503]

I never knew that this is the content I needed. P. S : I'm gonna go and watch the series again.

[@ivysousa4340]

i come back to this every day for my daily health

[@subdub7125]

"Don't leave me :(((("

[@apostatewitch2517]

Jaskier in the beginning of s1: is that onion? Whatever it is, you smell of death and destiny, heroics and heartbreak Jaskier in the end of s1 after getting his heart broken by geralt: i wish it was just onion...

[@VideosFromNicolee]

This is amazing, oh my goodness 😂😍♥️🙏

[@NewBe_Art]

Thaaaaanks ❤💜❤😘

[@jinxx44]

3 words or less Me: Fucking love ya Geralt: *DAMN IT JASKIER*

[@sweetsour5547]

Wait people ship them..?

[@jellystar9033]

Looks like yeah.

[@NewBe_Art]

I ship them (in a bromance way) since the video games, I mean look at them XD

[@yzka4366]

Yes

[@czekoladowakorupcja6654]

YES

[@aifos01]

I actually kinda ship them yeah..

[@icecityx1221]

Extrovert adopts an introvert, fantasy world edition

[@idontcaresir]

0:03 HENRY CAVILL SAID: *_•••_*

[@phangirlable]

lmfao I'm crying! XD And the best thing is this isn't even taken out of context, this is really how in the face this is. :D I love it!