The Word Man | ASMR

[@Rita-RT09]

"Metade" means "half", Uncle E... It's okay just wanted to tell you ❤😁 (thank you for including Portugal though :))) ) Edit: "ban" in Portuguese is actually "banido" or "banimento" or "banir" (that's the verb form of the word)

[@oieusouojorge6271]

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[@felpswhy1653]

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[@Tzar-TZ]

this is probably google translates fault

[@henriquecarapito3989]

🇵🇹 há sempre tugas onde quer que vá 😂

[@Rita-RT09]

@@henriquecarapito3989 claroooo hahahah

[@shoutykenneth5115]

I misread the title as "the world man" and I can't lie, I'm kinda sad I'm not buying planets.

[@TheDamisen]

I did the exact same thing, got very excited for what that video would be. This is still good though, a bit of ER is always good.

[@scourix4181]

No worry's! He'll do that too in some time - im sure.

[@BlackPrintagon]

@@scourix4181 worries*

[@TheDamisen]

@@scourix4181 I think the world man is scheduled to come to Arkham around 2 millennia from now

[@Wolvsbane0]

I’m pretty sure it had a typo cause so many of us read world the first time

[@Bthakilla4rilla]

Oh it's been a while since I imagined a part post-apocalyptic, part dystopian world

[@allgunsblazed9106]

I've been there for age's.

[@connorhernandez2117]

Too long. Truly too long.

[@foxfrightdario5175]

The last video about a part post apocalyptic, part dystopian World ("The Manga Man") is already 5 months ago :0

[@AlexIndiex]

Cyberpunk???

[@frogskills8477]

That's cuz ur in one right now

[@mattisca8522]

Can we all take a moment to respect the amount of work it took to make all the timestamps Like it wasn't necessary but he just did it that's why i love this wholesome man

[@australium7374]

and the funny jokes I assume he probably wrote up but even if it’s done without writing it’s amazing he’s come up with such

[@PanGuy_]

@@australium7374 I remember hearing that his ASMR videos are usually 80-90% improvised.

[@januarysson5633]

“Dystopian, I didn’t know you knew that word”. We all know that word these days, Uncle E.

[@DrCrowPHD]

🍻

[@giantslug6969]

In a world where a non-FDA approved, tested or studied vaccine is being happily pushed for a virus with a 99.87%+ survival rate... Yep--quite dystopian.

[@nah4989]

@@giantslug6969 Ohh boyyy *grabs popcorn*

[@jamborees]

@@nah4989 mind if you share? I want to see this too

[@flowersbloom4262]

@@nah4989 get me a cupful too

[@hungryfilms3707]

Surely we’ll get a Gandalf asmr soon with hair and a beard like that.

[@teawings4391]

He heartedbthe comment, thats a sign!

[@Seriously_Unserious]

Gandulf to the NWO - "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

[@littleotis1355]

Your giving him ideas

[@Circa88]

saw this comment after Gandalf ASMR, this was funny to see. You predicted the future!!

[@Beepintheblip]

Waiting for a Pet Man running a Pet Shop Roleplay where we are shopping for a pet boot pet potato or pet brain! I missed that series of yours, the tingles and humor were great!

[@januarysson5633]

Rubber chicken in a cage. 🐔

[@grammernotzi]

@@januarysson5633 Yasssss!

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@shadowbrine114]

Oh fuck yes I want a pet boot

[@ChuckleStevensonTV]

Long awaited return of pet potato?

[@januarysson5633]

“I have with me a list of words that have been banned.” Hope you beat the algorithm, man.

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

Collection, not list

[@KniferDaBeast]

@@FK-we1dp Not on the list? *Oh no.*

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@trumplostlol5281]

@@FK-we1dp oof

[@legatelanius1465]

@@trumplostlol5281 yikes

[@anatidaephobicduck3280]

When he said “Everyone calls me the word man, but you can call me...” I legit thought he would say “...anytime you want” lmao

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@sgt.mittens2451]

Yes, we all remember the nothing man 😏, nothing to stop me from getting that phone number.

[@wokefly]

Sus

[@walkerwhitmore1691]

Man, I just gotta say, the way your videos can be connected in a universe or simply viewed individually, is impressive to say the least

[@Mr.E_Ace]

I misread the title as 'The World Man' as in the tarot cards, but I know I'll love this.

[@bellycauldron.7580]

Mr World man. XD

[@garfielduberviess3051]

Za Warudo

[@adachy]

@@garfielduberviess3051 there it is! The funny!

[@corbanoT.V.]

Jojo reference.

[@toxicragegamer69]

Yea I did too at 1st talk 🤣

[@Zimtblut]

Never have I been more enthralled then by a man sensuously whispering "Schildkröte" in my ear 🙃

[@Asareff]

looks like we are close to a head and beard shaving again

[@SuperDrums85]

I could never tell what time frame is videos are from unless i look at when it was posted. He changes his look every year lol

[@Levitator94]

Nah the hair is not long enough yet

[@australium7374]

Doesn’t he wait like 6 years so it’s grown out to the maximum then shave it

[@Modernhabitus]

@@australium7374 yes, Australium I agree

[@yeetermcgavin2132]

Shhh dont jinx it

[@SPACECATIZZY]

4k Ephemeral Rift Asmr? dream come true

[@ifyouleavenow5960]

youtube 4k sucks ass

[@mrtooos974]

@@ifyouleavenow5960 true in mobile its max 1440p

[@sgt.mittens2451]

Yeah, you’re supposed to sleep, that’s the point of asmr.

[@rileyn54]

@@mrtooos974 I got max 4k60 on mobile it depends on your phone

[@felpswhy1653]

Petition to ER make the Old World Order, so we can call them The OwO.

[@chyaboi11]

No, never.

[@elizacrawford6686]

Chaotic thought

[@canadianprincipality8987]

You know how some sins are unforgivable?

[@ArmundJay]

all hail the OwO

[@bobveinne2439]

STOP RIGHT THERE

[@BrandoniTheGreat]

man everytime I stop watching this guy for a while then come back he goes from no hair to wilderness rift

[@lilscooty4429]

“But you can call me... The Word Man, also.” i cracked up

[@dickballs3409]

I'm 6am. ER just uploaded. I'd say it's time to wrap up my mind and headbutt a pillow so hard I get knocked out for 10 hours

[@batrix6242]

Where I live, it`s 10pm. Perfect time for sleep.

[@Mkmcco]

4 PM

[@danielwgorrie6087]

9PM here lol

[@namansoood]

Hi 6am.

[@axetrotl9203]

@@batrix6242 wow do we live in the same country

[@Kael909-n3g]

The intro never gets old

[@ASMRJonie]

I almost never pay attention to what it's being said since it distracts me from relaxing and falling asleep, but I got caught by this! Amazing

[@AlexandrosT1]

"Imagine, if you will." Music to my ears.

[@theshorttallman3014]

“You can’t even say yes, you just have to nod” 😂😂 idk y I found this so funny

[@escapedarkness7548]

* nodds head *

[@theskilledsnake]

He said “Imagine, if you will, a part half-apocalyptic, half-“ and paused so i whispered dystopian and he replies “Whats that? Dystopian”. I was not prepared to have a conversation with Uncle E tonight

[@FlorianRasputin]

Don't expect, calculate all possible outcomes and then define the chance of each result

[@elpetano]

Hello from Czech republic 🇨🇿 I already know that I will fall asleep sooner than you'll say "Friend" (Přítel/Přítelkyně btw we usually use those words for Boyfriend and Girlfriend. For Friend we use Kamarád/Kamarádka) Love your videos uncle EP ❤️

[@Mistersheeaun]

Unfortunately if ER says any word resembling "comrade", he immediately transforms into Comrade Yuri and the Soviet flag appears behind him. Something to do with the rifts you see 🙂

[@NicolaeHolley]

I noticed this during your last Corvus video, but didn't mention it, until this video reinforced it: I really enjoy incidental leather sounds. When you're doing something else as the main trigger, but you're wearing a leather jacket or leather gloves. Good stuff.

[@kiermaszor406]

Honestly, good job Every time I hear you speak Polish its getting better and better

[@the_teemuzz5204]

You literally always upload at a perfect time! I was about to sleep soon since it's late in here.

[@ian8lisle572]

I’m imagine the “something man” videos work like this. Within the rift-verse there’s a group who specializes in cloning, and was able to secretly develop a mass clone army of salesman based on the original candy man, who was captured and cloned as he was the greatest salesman in the universe. They go out and sell banned goods, but in reality the New world order’s highest ranking members built the clones and are behind the manufacture of banned goods, and have been selling the goods to the public for huge profits. I.E. they ban goods, make an army of super loyal salesman, and sell the now banned goods at massive markups.

[@s1beachgirl]

Imagine if you will, you turns himself into a pickle, funniest thing I've ever seen

[@m-mori]

As much as I hate this meme I hate among us memes even more so I'd personally like to thank you for not saying anything among us related

[@Pr0xyGames]

T P sus

[@m-mori]

@@Pr0xyGames ffs Mayer

[@brightlight6662]

He turned himself into a pickleee. ITS PICKLE RIIIFT

[@therunner_]

@@m-mori imagine if you will, a red cylindrical object overlapped with a bright oval shape that resembles a cartoony astronaut

[@purpleguy7183]

He said it! He said the thing!

[@RegressorJin]

“The man behind the slother”

[@JP88264]

Gotta say I was quite shocked when I said out loud “Dystopian”, only to have Rift respond back

[@draggyrhawke]

SAME, IT WAS ALMOST OUT OF BODY

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@Kyletheguhman]

Timestamps: 00:00:00​ Imagine, if you will... 00:06:20​ Your Trade Items 00:13:24​ The Words 00:15:23​ cyfrifiadur (Welsh) computer 00:16:36​ suimin (Japanese) sleep 00:17:16​ turgnamh (Irish) experiment 00:18:30​ utupu (Swahili) void 00:19:13​ aigeann (Scottish) abyss 00:20:05​ abhaav (Hindi) nothing 00:20:59​ phisaphisa (Bengali) whisper 00:21:45​ qep (Klingonese) meeting 00:22:51​ bheja (Urdu) brain 00:23:53​ yingguangdeng (Chinese) fluorescent 00:24:45​ molynsi (Greek) infection 00:26:10​ bozhevillya (Ukrainian) madness 00:27:07​ taeun (Arabic) plague 00:28:09​ innilokun (Icelandic) containment 00:29:28​ metade (Portuguese) ban 00:30:34​ word (English) word 00:31:45​ bani (Romanian) money 00:32:51​ frikadel'ki (Russian) meatball 00:33:42​ frits/ frites (French) fries 00:34:36​ hrududu (Lapine) motor vehicle 00:35:39​ hormigueo (Spanish) tingles 00:36:42​ rovesciare (Italian) overthrow 00:37:59​ zniszczenie (Polish) destruction 00:38:51​ wahyu (Indonesian) apocalypse 00:39:54​ odemark (Swedish) wasteland 00:40:54​ tuyet (Vietnamese) snow 00:41:44​ nahosdzaan (Navajo) mother / earth 00:42:43​ schildkrote (German) turtle 00:43:31​ gonglyong (Korean) dinosaur 00:44:47​ menehune (Hawaiian) race of small people 00:46:30​ olog (Black Speech) troll 00:48:00​ zhavorsa (Dothraki) dragon 00:48:48​ ananasas (Lithuanian) pineapple 00:49:51​ pritel / pritelkyne (Czech) friend 00:50:58​ Taking Your Order

[@thee20thdoctor18]

“I was hoping you’d been followed so I could maybe get a new costumer” damn, this clone is right out the test tube huh? XD

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@unsaiinted]

Casually pulls out a Molotov cocktail “id love to trade some words for these” WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT-

[@chrismanuel9768]

Well it was addressed to the NWO...

[@CTRLVCatMemes]

*YOOO* What the fuuucck! ER has mentioned Wales again. Even first! So happy our weird little language got a spotlight haha (You were really close to saying it spot on too! It's cuff-frith-ya-deer. Da iawn ER!! ). 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@sgt.mittens2451]

I like whales, I heard they’re endangered.

[@natk8673]

Thats just yo momma

[@MrsStormtrooper]

In awe at that word, for real. It sounds like someone tried to say the Portuguese word for computer (computador) with a mouth full of flour!

[@lochandichabod3084]

Dang, this video impressed me with its words.

[@cello9876DN]

It‘s been a while since I last heard the word „Schildkröte“. Germany is bulldozed. My ancestors had to escape and now I live in the 2nd multiverse, 203 East 50th St., Suite 533. My neighbor is E.T.‘s great-great-great-great-great-grandson and he really is a pain-in-the-ass. Faint memories. I‘m crying... Ich will zurück nach Deutschland!

[@FlorianRasputin]

Hier kommt das deutsche Vaterland!

[@cello9876DN]

"Imagine, if you will..." I really missed this introduction! 🥰❤️

[@chinmustache6420]

Those are some great words and languages. Especially "Olog"

[@LuckyArceus]

“Olog Johnson” -some random cat.

[@strayfreckles]

the mix of your extremely soothing whispers and that crinkly jacket is evERYTHING! it's already making me so so sleepy and relaxed and it's barely 5pm here, help

[@aforasmr807]

‘Imagine...’ HE’S GONNA SAY IT, HE’S GONNA SAY IT ...’if you will’ HE SAID THE THING!!

[@hunterryland5907]

This was posted one day before my birthday, and to be honest, seeing the notification was an even better present than the LEGO X-Wing set that my aunt and uncle got me.

[@whama7998]

The lighting for this ones incredible, well done uncle e

[@BSomme]

Thank you for expanding my vocabulary ER I could listen to you talk about anything. :)

[@cookzylmao]

Boys he is slowly transforming into a wizard

[@chyaboi11]

Waiting on his younger brother's video now, the letter man.

[@sgt.mittens2451]

Then ye oldest, sentence, then the mother paragraph, and father the whole passage.

[@IdiotMist]

I heard he invented a jacket, and it's very popular with highschool students.

[@tricksfollies9549]

Guy: "Hey, mailman! What do you got?" Mailman: "Just this letter!" *holds up a paper in the shape of the letter 'A'* Guy: "Haha!" Mailman: "Haah!" *hands paper 'A' to guy* Guy: *turns the letter over and reads the letter* "Jonathan! I don't love you anymore!"

[@thelemon0001]

The cards make me nostalgic for the old "Hi, I brought you some-" videos.

[@kaiserreich9991]

"I like your funny words magic man"

[@zamuy12479]

This is one of his best videos. Falling asleep to it a lot lately.

[@snapeissnape7658]

nothing beats the The Man series, for me it's the best :D

[@australium7374]

This series is amazing but Corvus’ videos are something I like way too much

[@snapeissnape7658]

@@australium7374 it's true the Corvus series are amazing but i like the fact that you have a clearer voice on this series

[@Aa1aaaaaaaaaa]

This channel is probably my most consistently watched channel, I’ve watched at least a video a day for the last like 6-7 years which is strange as I typically get bored of a creator and stop watching them for a bit, hasn’t happened with ER. man stands the test of time.

[@noname-du9oi]

I think FBI needs to track the ones who disliked, I can't imagine a person actually disliking ER, one of the world's biggest mysteries...

[@j74s98]

Don't worry. They've got their eye on all of us.

[@noname-du9oi]

@@carlosemanuelmartins1305 I am just talking in general

[@noname-du9oi]

and I dont think any of the dislikers actually watched until that part

[@masteroogway3805]

I swear Uncle E videos intrigue me so much that I have to fully watch the video before being able to sleep to It.

[@franktaylor3353]

Hey ER, just a heads up, the Patreon link in the description isn't working at the moment.

[@australium7374]

such a minor detail but it’s a good thing you said it

[@Teymix]

I love the "taking your order" part in every 'man' video, i often just play them and get to that part and fall asleep

[@goodnoodle6043]

I was going to comment, but I haven’t purchased enough wo....

[@orhungedik1983]

Absolutely love the word concept, would be amazing to see a part 2!

[@themadsockking]

A pure work of art, as always❤️

[@wizardofloneliness2019]

I’m legitimately excited to get relaxed! They took my snacks, games, and movies so all I had was time

[@Rhovanion85]

Imagine a post-apocalyptic and dystopian world where everything is banned and people suffer eternally. *H O W R E L A X I N G*

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@stopsellingweed]

Ephemeral rift logic moment

[@FlorianRasputin]

Isn't it relaxing to know you'll never have to live in such a world?

[@emanuellealschafer4960]

the creativity of this man is out of this world

[@Loljjwjsj1]

Does this mean I can use words to buy snacks from the snack man?

[@mrtooos974]

Yiss indeed

[@Marwan_og]

The - man series is undoubtedly the best series ER has ever done

[@kseniaixbalam2826]

I can’t believe it, from all Russian “great and mighty language” Uncle E. chose фрикадельки х) It’s great xD

[@lisaschneider72]

But he included the ' for the "ь"! I was laughing at that, too. So many words in Russian are leaning on other words, though? Like кинотеатр?

[@kseniaixbalam2826]

@@lisaschneider72 I think half of vocabulary xD

[@mrgoldengraham027]

The lore in these kinds of videos is so interesting that I have to stay awake to take it all in! They are better than most films out at the moment :) Great videos, thanks for making them.

[@MasterCoulASMR]

Never been this early to an ER video, my day is over now lol 😪

[@shitbag.]

I appreciate the Klingong accent. You're the only one who knows how to whisper it.

[@Weirdaman]

I was hoping that you would present a pineapple in Italian and say that their tribe used to put its slices on special cakes called pizza.

[@srgmatrix6970]

This is, apart from the fact I am not actually going to use these languages any time soon most likely, extremely interesting to listen to, it feels good to realize you learn a new word just like that from The Word Man.

[@icyhouseoftraders2752]

*I'm actually amazed and concerned on how much he can do in such a short time*

[@Silverritter]

This man keeps adding lore

[@MitchenChicken]

"Your mama is a gonglyong" can't say I was expecting that

[@ironpodravec3260]

He looks like a wizard,awsome:)

[@Z0mb13ta11ahase]

"the order in which these words appear...... completely random" Well time to sit here for the next 8 hours trying to decode it.

[@korinakorinakorina]

I love the "The Man" series so much. Incredibly relaxing.

[@NikitaDerneyOffical]

You've confused one sound in the russian word "frikadel'ki". "A", like in words "bad" or "map", not "ea", like in word "deal", as you pronounced.

[@Ozukai]

You mean "ae"?

[@mystical8950]

He never seems to disappoint. No matter what, I can always rely on ER to help me fall asleep.

[@julian0man174]

how does your hair grow so quickly?

[@toxicragegamer69]

I feel like this video would be great for learning some vocab

[@4partharmony]

your k-marx joke made me laugh pretty hard

[@julianhaywood3777]

Amazing lighting and camera quality nice job

[@kaigomai6471]

I am still waiting for an asmr video where he is Satan, and is creating a contract to sell our souls.

[@druzz0647]

I think he’s made a satan video

[@claytonmorrison5443]

@@druzz0647 he made two actually, and he mocks the first in the second.

[@wokefly]

Sinner.

[@Destro435]

The letter F in Welsh makes a V sound and sometimes the letter U makes an I sound, so cyfrifiadur is pronounced as cuv-riv-ya-dir

[@patric7020]

Paul kind of looks like jesus if he was a memer and wore a leather jacket.

[@liamabramowicz9392]

uncle e is named paul?

[@zuckbuck5022]

@@liamabramowicz9392 ye

[@plutoyoon]

jesus would 100% be a memer and wear a leather jacket if he were to live in these times

[@flowersbloom4262]

@@plutoyoonfax Oh and he’d probably smoke weed too, sometimes, and just generally be like *the* chillest guy. I’m not even Christian XD

[@plutoyoon]

@@flowersbloom4262 i used to be religious so i know quite a bit more than i would like to admit 😭 canon jesus hung w prostitutes and gave food and free healthcare to the poor. he’s a rad dude

[@lukechaplin2040]

This guy took ASMR from amateur to professional. Love the videos, super creative, you my friend, are a legend.

[@jul14ns15]

2:17 Socks.. I can't😂😂

[@oscar5175]

meatball will be frikadel'ka, frikadel'ki - meatballs thank you for your great work and creating this piece of art

[@IDontHaveAMonocle]

I just realised, would an Old World Order be called OWO?

[@chickenburrito7861]

Delet dis

[@franny6221]

i said "the OwO?" out loud after reading this and my cat growled at me.

[@FlorianRasputin]

Anchient World Order

[@Jhueko]

I really enjoyed the part where you inspected the items we brought to trade. Would love to see more of that!

[@xavierholland6864]

He is a man of few words I must say

[@EnzoBonelli56]

Yeah...for being "The Word Man"

[@jingbring6000]

Fantastic video ER! Keep up the great work as usual!

[@thatchertheproto7142]

The Timestamps confuse me a lot

[@echoseven8580]

I couldn't tell you how many times I've watched this video, yet I've never managed to stay awake long enough to hear the word proposals. XD

[@uniflowk1ller383]

Yesssss my guy is starting to look like albus dumbledoor again ;)

[@batrix6242]

I hope he doesn't ... [spoiler]

[@Testicool96]

Been watching you since I was a sophomore in highschool. Now I'm 25 chilling in Afghanistan and still watching your videos.

[@mrstealyourviews4837]

BRUH I’M WELSH, I’m still shocked from when he mentioned my kind 😂

[@me-he7mo]

EPHEMERAL I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[@bcat010]

“Imagine, if you will” Four words you never want to hear

[@NoReasonForHydra]

Quality better than my eyesight

[@cosmofenomen6454]

Фрикадельки тема вообще 😁💪