The Pop Tart Man | ERU ASMR

[@EphemeralRift]

You’ll never guess what inspired this so I’ll give you a hint: one particular moment from the 2021 film The Marksman. ;)

[@flangleguys]

you got any leftover poptarts?

[@bane5825]

Never seen that movie

[@theconsultant5720]

Pls do Asmr Eat videos

[@thelemon0001]

I saw it on my netflix feed and thought "eh, it's probably meager." But now I'm gonna watch it.

[@TheDamisen]

@@theconsultant5720 he’s done them before. Look up “ephemeral rift let’s eat” and multiple should show up, I think there’s even a playlist

[@yourmother3212]

Me: Hey could I get some Poptarts? ER: *"Imagine, if you will..."*

[@realhumanmale645]

hello mom

[@kanh7667]

@@realhumanmale645 he’s gonna kidnap you be careful and play with ur mother

[@liziren1983]

mom I threw up

[@thetapperhatz_laboratories2574]

Mommy~

[@lumethecrow2632]

I like how he literally has an "ERU" He is truly more than just an ASMR content creator

[@mrfancyshorts6326]

What does ERU stand for?

[@SlavicBoi]

@@mrfancyshorts6326 Ephemeral Rift Universe

[@lumethecrow2632]

@@mrfancyshorts6326 What Slavic Boi said

[@PacificBroadwayTeam]

Also the name of the Creator figure in Tolkiens universe

[@adderon]

After 10 years he's gotta keep it fresh

[@cinephileasmr]

ER will never cease to amaze me with the sheer originality in his concepts. Always an endless source of creative inspiration! Thank you!!

[@seanmcgrath1616]

@lemonshark lmao

[@fruitpunch7482]

@lemonshark my thoughts exactly

[@twolves535]

@lemonshark I mean not really. He’s just doing a different version of his OWN concept

[@BIGhappyG33]

@lemonshark Thank God SOMEONE mentioned it

[@cefb8923]

@lemonshark Yeah I feel like people literally just keep regurgiting the ER is so original comment on all his videos.. which is ironic. I think he is original but I mean let's be serious.. it's ASMR. He can do any subject and still get tingles, maybe that is why ER is the best. ER Shits in His Hand | ASMR Comment section: hEs sO oRIgInAl!!

[@zacharykelway5797]

Me to my 9yr old: stop watching dumb crap on KZbin! Me: watching Poptart fan fiction trying to nap.

[@teavo3808]

Duality of man.

[@coinisinorbit]

*imagine, if you will*

[@BioWeaponSnipez]

i shall now reward you with your first subscriber

[@WhatsanEngler]

I don’t have a child, but I have never resonated with a post so much.

[@shrekwesmobamboo]

Why this is not dumb crap this is pure art don’t feel ashamed my friend!

[@adamrobinson3123]

I snorted quite loudly when he said "what do I do with the open poptarts....I eat them" in a dead pan expression. I don't know why that was so funny , but it was

[@Robert_Mends]

Please elaborate

[@wert5049]

How do you elaborate on what he said lmao. It was pretty clear.

[@SexyFace]

what picture is your icon of?

[@vaultboi76]

47:44

[@hannahbrown5465]

Something about the look on his face is really funny after he says it

[@YetAnotherWeebTrash]

Eventually we'll have a man for every conceivable and inconceivable object and concept lol

[@KillerKilometers]

Everything and nothing man, my friend

[@midnight_hex6568]

Eventually we’ll have a man for the men who own everything. An overseer.

[@mox.]

@@midnight_hex6568 "The NWO man"

[@sungjinwoo5845]

The happiness man, who you purchase pills(tick tacks for KZbin) of solid happiness.

[@duaneasmr2021]

i like whisper, his videos are simple but very relaxing 💯💯💯

[@dragonspadeex]

You know Rift, you've done alot of food and such for the Man's. Why not a beverage man? Or a tea man? Or, just for kicks, a water man, a man who specializes in different types of water?

[@Zombie0303]

I second this

[@toptext2807]

I too, second this

[@stinkyrrat1854]

i also second this

[@bruhmagnet9543]

I third this

[@CW-xn1ot]

Just like with the boxing video, someone in the comments predicts a future video

[@Oussuk]

Never thought people would be interested in poptarts in a post-apocalyptic, dystopian world.

[@BRONCOBOY7575]

The actual question is, why wouldn’t you?

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Not interested In poptarts in the normal world lol

[@tacplayzboi]

Have you met me?

[@Gumperthehumper]

Bird box?

[@rueip8416]

Would you rather lettuce?

[@leeroquemore8713]

Other than the top-notch ASMR, the dia de los muertos Pop Tarts are the most interesting thing I've seen in a very long time

[@spyroapplesauce]

They look a lot like the Sugar Cookie ones. White frosting with printed designs… I always liked the look.

[@leeroquemore8713]

@@spyroapplesauce yeah I never would have guessed they made Pop-Tarts for that holiday

[@thorman2005]

I'm ashamed to admit how immersed I become while watching all of these. I can't stop

[@strictlydonotcare2421]

As someone who comes from a country that doesn’t have pop tarts, this video feels much more authentic to me lol. But to be fair I’ve only tried one pop tart, the classic strawberry one from my friend abroad. I didn’t know the pop tarts had pictures on the frosting, that’s a new one 👀

[@maria-melek]

I'm from the US and I didn't know that either lol. Btw the strawberry one is my favorite, I've also tried toaster strudels when I was younger(however it's spelled) strawberry flavor as well, though I didn't like it much.

[@rats703]

I'm technically german but I didn't know that there was a picture on it

[@CrowAtNight]

Uncle Rift! I'd love it if you'd consider doing another "What kind of SCP are you?" type video. One of my favorites.

[@cokodogo00]

My favorite too, i cant wait for part two

[@aaron__.._]

there is a second part, it’s the “What kind of human are you” video

[@not_safe]

Personally, the smores poptarts are my favorite, especially when you pop them in the microwave for 10-15 seconds

[@tabithathecat]

They do smores poptarts?!

[@NoEntertainment]

Oh yeah it's one of the most popular flavors I think. I don't think they want you to put them into the microwave though, but who am I to judge

[@jeffreyhowe2605]

@@NoEntertainment I figured he meant after toasting them. I do that with my toast... Butter it up then 10 seconds in the microwave. Melts the butter a bit more and softens the bread the *tiniest * bit so it melts in your mouth.

[@honeytteoki]

@lemonshark id rather eat a poptart than a candybar anyway

[@NoEntertainment]

inb4 they make candy bar flavored PopTarts

[@hizenisgod790]

I’m in love with your videos and have been watching them for about a year now, I’ve always found joy and peace from watching your videos and loved them all especially the sanitarium videos.

[@cassidyescalus450]

Imagine, if you will, a 'Weather Man' with different types of weather in jars, and when you open the jar you can hear rain or a thunderstorm or just an ambient recording of a sunny day

[@Toby55795]

Pretty smart idea ngl

[@anatolyantonov9512]

Ever since the NWO banned Weather...

[@Not_Kev06]

William Post, the inventer of Poptarts unfortunatly passed away and iv always loved poptarts, the poptart man wouldnt exist if it wouldnt be for him. R.I.P William Post 2/10/2024

[@elizabethjohnson8662]

I want a master video of all the "imagine, if you will" speeches. I was so afraid that he was going to skip the rest of it in this video; I'm really glad he went back to it.

[@randomkid9328]

It's hilarious thinking about the fact that some dude just traveled trough the void, and end up meeting an sentient being that just sells pop tarts, and does nothing else

[@Nicholash69]

I have watched this specific video at least 10 times. Why do I love it so much? Why THIS ER video?? (Good job.)

[@shadowsoulless6227]

"what do I do with all the open Pop-Tarts?" *Deadpan expression* "I eat them"

[@butedfrw4225]

For real I felt like he was actually being rude to me

[@13lackout360]

God I love Pop Tarts. Delicious, cheap, can be eaten right out of the pack, and they have a nice shelf life. It’s everything I want in a “work-day” sort of meal except for the fact that they’re loaded with way too much sugar.

[@jessepinkman.]

factual, and the fact that you can amplify the taste by just toasting them makes pop tarts literally the perfect snack

[@zacharyalfano9846]

Literally not even breakfast

[@daisyreyes3450]

They contain too much sugar but they taste pretty good I crave them every now and then ❤️

[@ethanatk]

"Imagine, if you will,..." Buckle up, boys.

[@dustyrhodes9341]

F

[@Gastrodon212]

When do we get to be acquainted with the Honey Bun Man? I’d want to do business with him

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

That will be the day i smile once more

[@frickeli]

Luh honey bun

[@orangec0rsair115]

It would be great to have a Something-Man, Tech-Man for example in which you show all your equipment, cameras, microphones, computer, consoles and also do bunch of triggers with those! Greate video!

[@sonnythompson8047]

Little late but congrats on 1 mil, can't believe ive watched this since 2013 when i was in middleschool. ty for all you do cheers to the goat You are

[@TheDigitalMoose]

I think these videos are messages from the future not an alternate universe.

[@dandyguyinspace]

This takes me back to the days when I had pop-tarts for breakfast nearly every morning Miserable but tasty times

[@RPodoba]

brilliant concept; brilliant leather sounds; crinkly ASMR; script...absolute pinnacle ASMR

[@Biglad1]

this mans asmr has got me through so many panic attacks anxiety attacks ect i love you bro

[@ih8siegewhydoiplayit]

he's helped me through a few bad depression episodes myself, it's nice how much of an impact he has : )

[@zacharyalfano9846]

Nice

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

The Pop Tart Man is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@eyelessjack817]

This is the third time I've seen you on one of these videos lmao

[@anastasiskal2608]

The McChicken is okay, but for me, it is mudkip. The best water type starter Pokémon.

[@devinallen4708]

@@eyelessjack817 oh it's almost every ER video for the past few years

[@willschlo5189]

It makes my day a little better whenever I hear you say "imagine if you will..." (:

[@heatherflora3560]

I needed this today. Been sad and stressed, and this made me chuckle and relax. Thank you.

[@evanb.529]

When it's a "Man" video, you already know you're gonna be in a deep sleep by the time the video ends

[@111games.]

Yeah really. But I offen revisit them and watch them fully to find out what's the lore

[@benflis1618]

As a fellow pop tart disciple, I approve.

[@h.w.4482]

At this point "Imagine, if you will..." is more recognizable to E.R.'s audience than "On a dark and stormy night..."

[@toptext2807]

What is the second quote

[@mangomangomilkshake5744]

I think this is my absolute favorite video from you so relaxing and now I’m dying for a poptart ;-;

[@Dan280974]

Someone needs to make a playlist that chronicals this mans entire lore.

[@J.Bradley.]

Glad to see this series still going.

[@astridc9551]

I love the sound when you break the pop tarts in half

[@ka8t]

I was eating pop tarts and got this recommendation. Love you ER.

[@rebeccca98]

I’ve never had a pop tart but now I really want one 😂

[@Cheinz74]

Those are the coolest pop tarts I’ve ever seen

[@girthygumbolini882]

Its like ASMR and the feeling of the overarching cosmos all in one!

[@otakus1216]

It's the most wonderful time of the year

[@Crouza]

I think it'd be really funny to have on of these man videos, but they're dealing with a speedrunner trying to sequence break getting tingles as fast as possible.

[@wytta1]

How in the world can you remember all of the lore from the rift world. Do you have a journal or something to keep it all in? I am very curious.

[@strictlydonotcare2421]

Probably takes notes, many content creators do that. Gotta have that lore consistency

[@danieln6700]

I love the man series. Wish there was one a week

[@Dippy]

whats next? the toaster strudel man? ER is a genius as always

[@zacharyalfano9846]

Why stop worshiping it’s creepy

[@whisperthewolf263]

Finally, my wish has been seen and has been granted.

[@specter_badguy9675]

It's been a hot minute since I have seen an Uncle E video but I see that the Riftverse is still extremely convoluted and only going to get more so

[@RampDad]

IDK Why, but when you break the pop-tart in half, I just melt.

[@TheAleatoriorandom]

When I see "The (something something) man" in the tittle I know I will like the video! Speaking of wich, I'm totally specting Ephemeral Rift to eventually make a "The something something man" video, somehow he will.

[@ThexVaultxTech]

A banger, instant classic

[@erikstark16]

These videos are some of my favorites on youtube

[@savannahlake9958]

I love the way his jacket sounds!!!

[@geckoram6286]

I'd love to watch this, it's so relaxing, but it's making me hungry too

[@adelaidecruse2145]

say what you will, but no one, and i mean NO ONE on this entire website does ASMR like THE Ephemeral Rift. Paul my man you are a legend

[@drummiechris3276]

The look on his face when he says "I eat them" 😄

[@GoldenStrangerDude]

The time man who also opens his video with “right on time” He doesn’t have time powers, he just really likes keeping track of time

[@doc.spooky3770]

This man has just slaughtered the full nyan cat race in one video…run

[@c.f.7408]

The ones with pictures are amazing

[@vzspr8023]

I never realised, The Rift is just basically a Half-Life lore.

[@marsmurderer9868]

ER is actually the G Man and the viewer is Gordon. Every single ER video was just G Man screwing with Gordon while he was in stasis between Half-Life 1 and 2. I knew it

[@brianstabile165]

Love the reason you eat the food in your videos

[@Ectoplasmicphantom2]

When E.r. dies or stops making content, we will carry on the torch, we will become the many mans of the rift.

[@astridc9551]

I basically live off pop tarts so I loved this video, thank you ER 😊

[@fletchindary2191]

As a man who does not particularly like poptarts, I am now craving poptarts

[@Swoozman]

Finally, a Man with the goods I need

[@Kyrrinx]

i’m so happy that he published another ‘man’ video

[@amylauzier4129]

The leather jacket sounds 🤤🤤

[@evanjohnson250]

Finally I can pop some tarts in my bunker in peace …. Damn N.W.O keeps knocking on the bunker lid looking for the candy man….. I keep telling them I haven’t seen him in a fortnite, cause me and the video game guy have been grinding season 11 of apex !!

[@Tzar-TZ]

i have never had a pop tart in my life

[@TheMoDoDragon]

I watched a little bit of this video the night before and clicked on it and I was at the exact time of the tumbnail

[@redlineshenanigans]

“If you’ll give me a moment” *proceeds to tell self to reboot*

[@ArtemisWasHere]

I don’t know if you have Quaker Oats in the US, but if you do, I’d love to see their pop-tarts in a pop-tart man 2

[@korinakorinakorina]

We do have quaker, but I had no idea they had pop tarts... 🤔

[@eyetimus]

This is gonna be great I can already tell.

[@sSocialq]

i need these noises in my ear right now

[@george-oy2vm]

He will never run out of ideas.

[@CharleenaPurcell]

Man I love this guy

[@emjaygaa3490]

Perfect, now I can relax after school's stress skjskssksk

[@yaya3025]

You my friend are awesome. Who would've thought poptart asmr

[@jellybeanpanda1072]

Love the video, concerned about how you open pop tart packageing though.. 😂

[@wilburforce8046]

Man videos never get old

[@TrasherThomas]

I kinda wanna see a man man where he showcases all the men in production and in development

[@helios566]

Id like to order your entire stock of the Brown Sugar Cinnamon as they are objectively the best Pop Tart flavor.

[@laurenloveridge3925]

Anyone else getting good asmr from his leather coat also?😂🤌

[@Lucerne9]

ER releases video == immediately nap time

[@Bleeding-Raven]

THE MOST POWERFUL OF THEM ALL

[@daisyreyes3450]

The leather jacket sounds are dooopeeee😍

[@biggboi8009]

My favorite flavors are cookies and cream, brown sugar cin. , cherry, blueberry, strawberry, chocolate fudge, wait a minute god damn they’re all my favorite (Except the over the top ones like s’mores, cupcake or the two flavor combos)

[@lilianalopez1329]

me a Mexican, drifting off to sleep and then hearing that Mexico is underwater, the sound echoed in my ear and I awoke from my dream and yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAMAAA COCOOO!

[@VirginHolyFire]

I didn’t know they had peach 🍑 cobbler tart pops😳 …I’ll take 1 box please😋

[@thelunar6262]

The lore of Ephemeral Rift continues.

[@Robert_Mends]

Why am I watching this at 3 am before workday

[@tomivehvilainen]

The man, the myth, the legend.

[@undrinkablesmoothie]

I first spotted this vid yesterday when I was scrolling through vids on my Xbox, originally thought it said 'Top Parts Man' and thought to myself "huh, I wonder what that vid will be about". I only just now found out it's actually Pop Tart Man. XD

[@bvbyxacid]

i'm studying the novel 1984 in english and this is reminding me a lot of it ahah

[@gilbertvalentin9665]

The pop tart man holy shit holy shit 🔥🔥🔥

[@timothyphillips9023]

When he says “Imagine, if you will” you will have a few options presented in front of you A) Dystopian B) Post Apocalyptic C) Both A and B

[@Zombie0303]

S’mores pop-tarts are the best no question