The Word You're Looking For is TANK

#shorts #abridged #anime
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[@BlueDrakma]

I’m pinning this instead of the original pin. I am nonbinary. Support they/thems. Support he/thems, she/thems, whatever they may be. The sheer amount of hateful or judgmental comments on this short from a throwaway line about a pretty much canon instance of gender queerness is disgusting.

[@Try_Being_Honest]

I'm with you on all that, I go by any pronoun tho

[@PapaSkyRooster]

Lmao get bent

[@medb1996]

@@user-pw8bf6fo3c oi oi taibo, dems fightin words, specially cause ya cant untangle hate for nonbinary genders from hate for nonwhite people. choke else where.

[@raiyne3326]

Please put link to episode

[@Wer-bist-du-JEH]

@@PapaSkyRooster 🤣👍

[@blackgrimv9443]

"Vehicular Disrespect." Is now my favorite set of words 😂

[@celsetialarchives5909]

Agreed haha

[@yeshankatende840]

Same lol 😂

[@priyanshugoel3030]

What about vehicular manslaughter.

[@Archimedes-Of-Syracuse]

A simpler term would be 'modded supra moment'

[@ah_yes]

Absolutely zero mechanical sympathy

[@syrelian]

"The Trumpet Boy" is a good lore dig for Astolfo

[@DJdoppIer]

**vehicular disrespect** as a caption cracks me up in a way I didn't think was possible.

[@ninos8007]

😊

[@GingerGamerDoofus]

"HOW COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?!" *gets worse* "YOU JUST HAD TO FUCKING TALK"

[@christophermetzger8183]

They asked God and he answered!😅

[@blyatman9726]

"Good luck finding one that can drive 87 miles an hour" Russians: that can be arranged

[@Try_Being_Honest]

I- I mean you aren't wrong

[@grievousminded7517]

Upwards 😂

[@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn]

BT series having a new startup?

[@ladywaffle2210]

On paper, it can drive 87 MPH In reality it can barely hit 30 and the transmission breaks after running at 30 for 5 minutes

[@blyatman9726]

@@ladywaffle2210 *insert walter falling*

[@TheGreatSalsaMan]

For a few seconds I genuinely couldn’t tell if this was official or abridged…

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

I still can't tell

[@szeth5287]

@@mewxtherealitygod4706 abridged, but very very well done

[@kingskelett6265]

That is the best abridged. When it could pass as a normal dub.

[@x0gucx]

​@@kingskelett6265 I mean ghost stories is a great official abridged dubbed anime 😂

[@Tkokat]

@@x0gucx ghost stories is like catching thunder in a bottle

[@NSHG]

I love how Mordred casually drives a Jaguar XJ6 w/ romanian license plates through the mountains like she thinks the laws of physics were imported from GTA 5

[@griffins750]

Right?! Lmfao 😂

[@Petrovich-sh7pi]

That is not a romanian license plate.

[@wickederebus]

Remember the Artoria + motorcycle scene from Zero? Who is to say Mordred can't modify the car with Noble Phantasm power for a little while?

[@lordgod9958]

​@wickederebus does she have riding like her dad? I legitimately don't remember

[@wickederebus]

@@lordgod9958 mordred saber has Riding B in fgo.

[@karma5817]

That "Seriously" was actually kinda funny with how great it was delivered.

[@mattpenn9079]

So basically I love all versions of Fate Mordred.

[@Kakaragi]

When can we get Berserker Mordred?

[@exren9830]

@@Kakaragi already basically a berserker, can even understand berserker speech. The real question is a Mordred Alter Ruler

[@GweAnakJakarta]

@@exren9830 the question is, if Mordred Alter exist, would she be prim and proper or become more chaotic?

[@exren9830]

@@GweAnakJakarta the most cursed option, well-mannered and respectable

[@clothar23]

​@@exren9830 Hey you take that back Mordred doesn't deserve that. She is best girl.

[@pyrosianheir]

My second favorite of the Master/Servant dynamics. These two and Fran/her master were freakin' great. (Edit to correct a name)

[@morphingninja]

Who are the first?

[@pyrosianheir]

@@morphingninja .... Fran and her master. Er... Frankenstein and the glasses guy. I don't remember his name. (Edit to correct name)

[@morphingninja]

@@pyrosianheir personally, kinda I like the Iskandar and Wave Velvet dynamic. Super chill for the most part. Lol

[@partyrock4144]

Isn’t her go to name Fran? I know her creator never gave her one but i find it more common to refer to her as Fran rather than eve. (Although I suppose Franklin Eveline Von Frankenstein would be a great name)

[@pyrosianheir]

@Partyrock 414 RIGHT. I could not for the life of me remember there name, so defaulted to Eve, since most people call the monster Adam.

[@endo5464]

I keep forgeting that astolfo is actually from a show

[@HolySorcerer]

I only know him from femboy porn. So TIL.

[@BuriedComposer]

Song playing is There and Back Again by Daughtry.

[@pirateswiggity5278]

You’re doing god’s work

[@williamadamchak1613]

Thank you my man

[@bluefox9436]

Ty random fella

[@RandomGuy-ev4dz]

I salute you

[@hoseaswei7168]

My man.

[@manydoorsedboy6579]

Get a Hellcat. There’s your fast tank.

[@PlayerBros2]

No that would be a boat, Durango hellcat is more suitable for dirt

[@AngryCarMechanic]

I can assure you. Dodges are not tanks, very far from it.

[@Tech-Kaplan-Kali]

​@@AngryCarMechanicM18 hellcat-. WW2 US tank destroyer.Max speed 55 mph.

[@AngryCarMechanic]

@@Tech-Kaplan-Kali tank destroyer. Not a tank

[@tudordediu]

​@@AngryCarMechanic Also, very much not well armored

[@acursedman4378]

Astolfo"Still straight buddy?"Servant Rider

[@GweAnakJakarta]

My "Not anymore" Name

[@jbcas]

Come to think of it, wouldn't the fact that Astolfo is a rider class servant make them a top?

[@Zane13pyro]

They are a switch

[@oreo-postraphe]

​@@Zane13pyroTheyre male tho

[@lnsflare1]

​@@jbcas You've heard of "topping from the bottom," well...

[@bellabenogsudan1368]

"the word your looking for is tank,TANK" "anyway im gonna get the CAR somewhere safe"

[@Mia-ub7tc]

Pretty sure he was implying that the only thing that would be reasonably expected to withstand the type of stuff the girl at the wheel did to the car would be a tank, not that his car was a tank, otherwise the other part of his comment wouldn't make any sense anyways.

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

When the car rolls up blasting Daughtry you’re gonna get run over.

[@wigglerman9698]

Which daughtry song?

[@fearmasterm.m.z7139]

There and back again​@@wigglerman9698

[@RandomPerson-ti7qx]

​@@wigglerman9698 Any, but this one is specifically "There and Back Again" iirc

[@uzacki]

"Don't tell me what to fcking do😡" lmao

[@kingdavidbeast_8220]

Ayyy “There and Back Again” song is too 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BlueDrakma]

daughtry kicks ass bro

[@kingdavidbeast_8220]

@@BlueDrakma 💯% Facts👍🏾

[@stardust8797]

Adding to playlist Thank you for title

[@benjaminkern6450]

​@@BlueDrakma A-frickin-men

[@x-gauge7702]

I would give you a like, but you're on 69 likes.

[@alice_ore]

i love astolfo's voice here, it actually sounds like a guy

[@bettergang2004]

Wait what? What's the difference? I thought it was normal for him to sound indistinguishable, but is he voiced by clearly a girl or smth?

[@alice_ore]

@@bettergang2004 yeah his va's a girl

[@wickederebus]

​@bettergang2004 Astolpho gets the same VA trick that a lot of younger male characters get, including Bart Simpson. Getting voiced by an adult woman doing an impression of a young boy. I think Finn from Adventure Time would be a notable example of a show using a young male VA for a young male character. But AT had the main character age with the show.

[@DRangerRed]

​@@wickederebusI think they did the same for gumball and darwin vas but they get switched out occasionally

[@TNGYun]

Apocrypha still feels like a fever dream

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Ah yes. The time of year when Bluedrakma posts another Apocrypha abridged video where atleast one person had a different voice. Love it!

[@Bartholemew_the_cringe]

I DEMAND THE SAUCE THIS IS TOP QUALITY

[@jamesmaxey6679]

I would also like that sauce for the quality

[@stylinsandwich]

​@@jamesmaxey6679fate Apocrypha abriged

[@jamesmaxey6679]

@stylinsandwich thanks

[@LocalUltrakillEnjoyer]

​@jamesmaxey6679 whats the sauce he deleted his reply

[@stylinsandwich]

@@LocalUltrakillEnjoyer fate Apocrypha abriged

[@wolfluva24]

2008 dodge avenger there’s your tank

[@TakenWithout]

“What the fuck bro you almost ran me over” “It’s fine because I drive a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag”

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

Haha, Top Gear reference!

[@Chuggles22]

Lmao this hits on so many levels!

[@thepyrokitten]

Holy shit this dialogue 😂

[@albertperez3286]

Yeah, pure zoomer crap smeared all over a good anime 😂

[@knightsblight]

​@@albertperez3286 good anime 😂 condescending as well 😂 almost got enough for a clown 🤡 award 🎉

[@albertperez3286]

@knightsblight nah, the clown of the year award goes to the bud light marketing campaign. Go drink some bud light before they go out of business 😆

[@knightsblight]

@@albertperez3286 Yall not buying them won't stop anyone else 😂 😂

[@albertperez3286]

@knightsblight they lost 4 billion in single day, idk about you but I don't know many business that stay around after losing that much per day, I know your probably too young too drink since every adult knows this already.

[@badtimetrio3222]

The being boring somewhere else killed me

[@TheUmbraSol]

Mordred is even more like me in the abridged series.

[@PrinceSheogorath]

Song: there and back again, Daughtry

[@curbyandre]

Mordred was pretty cool in apoch

[@squilliampills9851]

Do not worry! For there is a vehicle that will suit you needs! The roolikat is a South African AFV, with a top speed of around 120kph it may be a little slower than needed but the 120mm cannon will make up for this as you can simply turn the turret backwards and fire repeatedly!

[@minhvunguyenviet7821]

Or a hilux

[@purplemanticore6830]

😅

[@rya3190]

​@@minhvunguyenviet7821 Can out run vehicle mines with those...

[@zwordsman]

man some quality abridged

[@epicmelonman]

Dude this dub fits way too well

[@Tunkkis]

I'm not convinced any dub fits well.

[@JacobButter]

​@@TunkkisThen you have my sympathy.

[@Tunkkis]

@@JacobButter I've no need for such. I am ESL, so it may be a skill issue.

[@-Some-Guy-]

Mommy Astolfo

[@barbatosmcmurderton4209]

I would just like to go on record if Apocrypha had focused on being a buddy cop story between Mordred and Kairi. It would have been one of my favorites.

[@domco07akagrassknuckless89]

"Try finding a tank that can go 87 MPH" Centauro: "hey"

[@Chainer34822]

“Fine I will, Don’t tell me what to fuckin do Jeez” I am dying here. This is hilarious.

[@zcubeDbz]

As one who has never watched the fate series. I am at a loss

[@just-chillin-]

Dawg we gotta watch them together

[@E.MOMENT]

@@just-chillin- its not that great

[@GrangerGaming42069]

Whats the full name of the title.i cant find the damn anime and i rlly wanna watch it

[@paintitblack7210]

​@GrangerGaming42069 from the comments i think its fate:apocrypha abridged

[@Turner-ex4yd]

The storm tank can go over 100 miles an hour

[@Silverghosts]

I just want you to know that I'm now going to associate this song with Mordred.

[@Gambit17]

I already have.

[@BlueDrakma]

I... why do so many of you think this is the dub lmao this is so obviously a parody btw the song is There and Back Again by Daughtry Also, normalize they/them! Original Video: www.patreon.com/posts/fate-episode-4-61269098

[@kendog3419]

What's funny is this isn't too far from the show xD

[@BPMze2041]

​@@kendog3419 what is the name of the show

[@BPMze2041]

@@kendog3419 thank you very much

[@kendog3419]

@@BPMze2041 anytime bud

[@edgesight]

@@kendog3419 also what was the song playing when they drove up in the car???

[@WhateverWeber]

I'm very surprised to hear "There and back again" by Daughtry in the car. I feel like I'm one of the few people on the planet that knows Daughtry exists.

[@dergrive88]

Mordred... your "Father" is the storm that is approaching

[@Bl3ach3dw4ff1e]

A tank... that drive 87 miles an hou- OH WAIT TRY THE T90!!!

[@oriontheraptor8119]

BT7 light tank: may I introduce myself

[@unknownshadow966]

British medium tank Cromwell: May i introduce myself too?

[@Freddles780]

Just finished apocrypha yesterday and it was absolutely phenomenal! And this somehow captures the relationship between saber of red and her master is surprisingly accurate here LOL

[@fredmoyer3298]

"Good luck finding a tank that drives 87 miles an hour!" *Looks to Volkswagen*

[@hereticalcrusader2544]

Astolfo being adorable as usual

[@Bllu33e]

He speaked too early "it cant get any worse" 💀

[@HindruD]

Name of the song in the car: There and Back Again by Daughtry

[@LittleKittySilver]

You! Thank you, i been putting the lyrics into different search engines and only getting shitty love songs.

[@anthonyluisgracianorosario8819]

SUPER SUPERRR 😮😮😮😂😅😅😂❤❤❤❤

[@anthonyluisgracianorosario8819]

Oh my god i are suscrib in daugtry chanel oh i not rememer 😮😅😅😅

[@bensweeney5878]

You're a lifesaver!

[@podemosurss8316]

"Good luck finding one that does 87 miles an hour" * Laughs in BT tank *

[@maybe4549]

"Good luck finding one that drives 87 miles an hour!" *laughs in A10*

[@luffydeep7040]

Anime name: fate/apocrypha

[@user-rq5sz6mt9x]

Arigatogozaimasu

[@pmerk30]

I love that you played a Daughtry song he's my favorite singer I love all his songs also there and back again was always one of my favorites by him recognized it immediately lol

[@AcidicPancakeVT]

Which song is it ?

[@pmerk30]

@@AcidicPancakeVT There and back again by Daughtry

[@ssjtruncks90]

“How can this get any worse?” One of the questions you never ask cause the universe will always answer “ it just got worse”

[@jamesputterlik225]

You never ask that question. It all but guarantees things will absolutely get worse. Praise be to Murphy.

[@ncrtrooper7246]

I mean, the FV101 Scorpion, the guinness world record for the fastest tank in the world has a top speed of 82km/h (51mph)

[@podemosurss8316]

And that's because the Soviets didn't get to add a jet engine to the BT-5.

[@a.j.outlaster1222]

"*Being boring somewhere else!*" 😂

[@TheGame4eva]

*vehicular disrespect* is goated 😂😂😂

[@sfsgaming7831]

For those woundering, thats Astolfo, he is a femboy so he may appear like a girl.

[@duncan91]

Got damn Mordred let me take you out to dinner

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

_The Going _*_Was_*_ Tough!_ 🤣

[@Gambit17]

"For 54 miles of my life!" I can just picture Mordred trying to get a driver's license. They'd probably laugh her out of the building or give her one and ask her never to come back.

[@Jerrellzerox]

Kicks door off of hinges “yOu nEeD a mOrE duRaBLe cAr duDE!”

[@Lifelessfreak101]

The audio is awesome!

[@josephahner3031]

Would you settle for 57 mph? Cause that's the record land speed for a tank.

[@pajwubx1809]

This is abridged isn't it, because damn am I getting abridged vibes.

[@TheycallmeTANK01]

man I would love to find the place where I could rent a jag like that

[@wooba849]

Recently donated on patreon to see the new eps and I'm really impressed by your work on this. After my attempts to find cool stuff in the Fate franchise, I'm starting to think it's Apocrypha that has some of the most compelling characters/ideas in the series and the way you've been portraying them has been awesome. Your use of music is also really interesting, there are parts of your series where I don't quite get why the music is there, but you definitely know how to use it in big, important moments and it's brought a tear to my eye. That's really cool. Thank you for making these!

[@BlueDrakma]

I'm happy to hear you say so! Music is a big part of how I tune into creating stuff, so it's always been a massive piece of this show's identity and I'm super grateful to have gotten a few of the big moments (The Chain, Symbol of My Regret, Joan, Champion, stuff like that) onto some screens. I'm really excited to put those on KZbin eventually, just as soon as episode 6 is done so they can all be one video.

[@savvivixen8490]

"That's not an important distinction to me..." 😂😂😂 That's fair. I mean with people outright mass murdering mfers on an international level, that pretty low priority info anyways. They/them it stays!

[@diablo595]

Never say “things couldn’t get worse” because it can always be worse.

[@Voulton_S.]

Oh the Fate series. It has a special place in my heart!

[@JoeMama-me2yj]

The writing here is absolutely hilarious,love these vids

[@zephyrustheghost8141]

The blasting daughtry makes me laugh every time

[@benjaminkern6450]

*Hears Daughtry* Kairi and Mordred clearly have excellent taste in music

[@animelover5858]

What is the name of the song

[@TheNeobuzzard]

​@@animelover5858 "there and back again"

[@Gambit17]

Going by the Supernatural rule of "Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole." I'm going to give Mordred credit for the music selection.

[@AwesomeNinja1027]

For a minute there Astolfo sounded like Naruto.

[@rubygames2519]

I can't believe they got Zack hazard to voice this abridged

[@Hoothouse]

Finally, Femboy adventures abridged

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

Legit amazing love for Mordred and Astolfo in the fate verse

[@hiro2protagonist]

Great job on this. I haven’t seen the original nor the abridged, but this is so well done.

[@ct_devoid]

"Tell me what to fu*king do..." lol my way of thinking.

[@elcatrinc1996]

Im no expert, but im pretty sure some models of tanks could go pretty darn fast

[@mage3690]

The M1 Abrams still can. Fiddle with the governor enough, and the old saying that "I paid for the whole speedometer, I'm going to use the whole speedometer" comes true--with interest. The speedometer in the Abrams maxes out at 60 mph, but there are plenty of stories of people running the tank at anywhere between 65 and 90 mph, depending on how often they've told the tale. There's also a pretty good story of the Abrams breaking a track at 80 mph at the Aberdeen proving grounds, back when they were testing the prototypes.

[@tanker12999]

​@mage3690 don't forget the mbt70 and its prototypes

[@sauloaugustomartino803]

of course Mo san would hear mid 2000s angsty rock music

[@ravenhalliwlel]

Agreed

[@quenealmanley1218]

Song please

[@Savitar_G.O.S]

Just like Arturia abusing her bike.

[@chiefstryker7206]

"And I will take you There and back again."

[@OrpheusSpyros5]

So....if they were killed by the car, would they be Isekai'd into the Real World or would it cause a Paradox loop?...

[@BlueDrakma]

i... huh.

[@OrpheusSpyros5]

@@BlueDrakma really makes you wish for a Truck-kun VS. Car-kun Transformers fight doesn't it?!

[@necessaryevile]

Yay daughtry jams!

[@ibracky9897]

There and Back Again

[@Ignitedb1]

Me when saw, boy with long pink hair: Technoblade?

[@elementgermanium]

Now I can't unsee this. Thanks.

[@Brasswatchman]

Mordred and Kairi's relationship was perfect in this series, btw. Exactly what it should be.

[@000Dragon50000]

I like Mordred here being chill with Astolfo essentially saying they're non-binary given Mordred has a bunch of their own shit going on when it comes to gender. Little things like that go a looong way.

[@virtuallylightblue]

Bro is definitely a regular Twitter user

[@tabkg5802]

Astolpho isn't trans bruh. Don't listen to me, listen to him lmao

[@VForceWave]

Astolfo is a straight dude, have you watched apocrypha or played grand order

[@000Dragon50000]

@@VForceWave Astolfo's character sheets in Grand Order literally have them refusing to declare a gender, and their characterization has been all over the place with different writers in apocrypha or other GO events after their first appearance always handling the gender question differently. This is what happens when a franchise has multiple writers. Fuck Gen Urobuchi explicitly mentions Arturia being a celtic queen and fighting against the Anglo-saxon invasions in Fate/zero while some later writers who don't know that information describe her incorrectly as english. Fate/ is a bloated mess with the sheer number of writers who've touched the series. Regardless of any of that, there is no doubt in Mordred's at least being very explicitly NOT a cisgender woman, and Astolfo in this episode of the Abridged still says the thing that they said, so my comment still makes sense.

[@UncannyEXP]

Astolfo is his own man, and Mordred is a woman.

[@mikehall7009]

"Oh God how could this could this get any worse" See that's a rookie mistake

[@HydroCay]

"It got any worse"

[@RMKDie-Cast]

I love this so much it's hilarious

[@meharsamba]

The way astolfo ran...that was...cute nd funny

[@megs8654]

now thats what i call pedal to the metal. chick drives freakin flatout style

[@rayanderson5797]

Ah... With a soundtrack of early 2000s rock blaring?

[@megs8654]

@@rayanderson5797 u read my mind. its best kinda music for driving in my eyes just.... need to have lighter foot on pedal.... tickets arent best thing to obtain... cx

[@UnusedRebrand72829]

I genuinely can’t tell if this is the official dub or an abridge

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

Abridged.

[@husielpaso6721]

What is its OVA

[@Game_Hunter47]

​@@husielpaso6721 what's OVA?

[@UnusedRebrand72829]

@@addison_v_ertisement1678 well now i need the full lol

[@husielpaso6721]

@Game Hunter @Game Hunter OVA is somthing that happens alot in Anime they're EXTRA episodes OR FILLER episodes that don't always connect to the plot of the story They're funny ,romantic, or adventurous

[@swiftbanditt4016]

The more masculine guy sounds like Triburos

[@yukko_yoshida]

The funny thing is there are tanks the drive that quick and in technicals the Abrams can go that speed it the limiter is removed

[@jaltersimp9639]

Mordred even proceeds to whip around Seig and Astofo like they are rag dolls and tank a whole NP on top of her. Loved this fight. Jeanne D'arc still best girl

[@eleanorsfate445]

Wait a second, is that Zach, famous for his long winded Gun Rants and being wanted for crimes against humanity committed in the Balkans?! Edit: After looking into the matter, no. It doesn't seem to be the case. He sure sounds like him tho!

[@curt001]

You’re right it does sound like Zack!! 😂

[@killereria9945]

My favourite abridged shit is stuff like this where it’s highly plausible and super accurate to what happened hut absolutely nothing like what actually happened

[@dr4c0r3x5]

87 might be a little much but 60 is very doable