the world's longest name

[@mrmercury9389]

“Signature here and print your full legal name here…” Famous last words

[@95cardboard]

bro boutta sign with a bitly link

[@iustusaliusnemo]

Yooo funny comment and love that song to Famous last words 😩😩😩

[@chriscurren6384]

Imagine buying a house with all the required legal signatures.

[@coolbeans5992]

💀

[@L0u8823]

i didn’t even think about that ☠️

[@max-potato-muncher]

Girl boutta crash a whole lot of sites when they can't fit her name in the site registry.

[@hariniganesan8357]

same pfp lol

[@croper0]

@@hariniganesan8357 bro replying to himself 💀

[@heart1ockets717]

@@croper0 the names aren’t the same lol

[@wiktorello1030]

​@@heart1ockets717 its an alt account lol

[@JigokuHebi]

Ya And on some u gotta input legal name 🎉 To support Yooo but my name is ……. 😂 the horror

[@kayne159]

this girl suffered the most in her early school days, imagine writing her 1000 letters name on a paper for a quiz, the quiz ended and she was still writing her name

[@lnvald]

just write Jamie Williams

[@SlepysWorld]

@@BlokeBloking my teachers will let you right a nickname but if you have to make an application for a college or something more official just imagine

[@need2sleep20]

"funny" joke but she could literally just tell the teacher the first day of school she goes by Jamie and no one would question it.

[@wowamazingwoah]

@@BlokeBloking she would obviously be an exception goofy

[@gillerdaduck]

@@need2sleep20 do I think it might depend on the country, but at least in my country the parents meet with the teachers before school starts, tell them the students full name, and stuff like that. Is this not common in all countries?

[@angelixc_.emblaa]

Teacher: "ok before we start the test pls write ur full name on you're paper" This girl:

[@MatthewGonzalez-ne2zw]

I’m the first one and also she could just write Jamie Because she said that you could call her Jamie

[@alleyahbriannatolentino4074]

@@MatthewGonzalez-ne2zw well they said full name so maybe they call Jamie for short

[@Hearts_to_my_dog]

Teacher: “Are you done yet?! It’s been 13 minutes?!” That girl: “Oh almost done I just need another 3h and 47 minutes”

[@__adds__]

Writing her name on the SAT boxes will be longer than the SAT itself

[@SalemXenon]

That’s exactly what I was thinking lol

[@tasslehoffburfoot4318]

Thank god they have the ‘write as much as you can’ clause 😭

[@zahraalhussein1912]

😂😂😂

[@no-iv8ug]

the parents smashed their heads against the keyboard

[@Starlittwave]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@Shay001]

pre top comment Lmfao💀

[@Marzyart]

They then took a nap on the keyboard

[@user-youdontknowme]

Repeatedly

[@Dollhouse244]

Lnao

[@gigilouie9422]

Imagine her at graduation where they call you up by your full name for your diploma

[@sarahalnounou8900]

They would spend the whole day lmao 🤣

[@ashleyvogt4449]

I want to know how they got it to fit on the diploma

[@pogshawott_main_account]

💀

[@just-a-meep]

*FIVE YEARS LATER*

[@Polaroidii]

@@ashleyvogt4449 probs just tiny letters ☠️

[@CookieXD123]

Her: “Say my name~” Him: Ashkuwklowiaiwoowlhta

[@ilenayconcepcion6614]

My old name was sing Marissa thousand 1 trillion 1 trillion 1 trillion 1 trillion 1 trillion 1 trillion 1 trillion 1 trillion 1 trillion 1 trillion 1 trillion 1 trillion 1,000,000,000,001 one quintillion Brazilian, New York Brazil

[@starmada105]

I bet substitute teachers love her.

[@Ulrion]

lmao (the substitute probably wouldn't even be able to say "jamie".)

[@Trey2smooth]

Ong😂

[@malady-]

"You, what's your name?" "Oh, it's *says full name which takes 10 min*" "Haha, very funny, detention for that." 😑

[@alonk-demonetized]

​@Jack Wrath is it bot?

[@It-sMazie]

@Jack Wrath Sure.

[@BiggestShaqz]

Bro tryna summon the old ancient one by naming her that 💀💀💀

[@whateva307]

👐😂😭🤣lmfao elder Scrolls spells in reality

[@sillysiblings4834]

Ikr lol

[@paromita_ghosh]

I hate this nonsense comment

[@jakubmleczko5117]

Imagine her Mother getting angry and calling her by full name.

[@saratahiri2957]

The jugemu jugemu story

[@gabekesler3590]

Its like a delayed gernade 😂

[@hoaithunguyen4473]

When the mother is done calling her name, she already forgot why she's mad

[@Rivwe]

nah man the furnitures gonna start floating

[@duckdeity9450]

Her mom is about to cast a spell 💀

[@Unicornglittr_72]

Alright kids, put your name down on your paper Her: i didnt know there would be a test

[@Hxn0]

Wait till light finds out

[@niamh3128]

haha

[@shahrulridzuan182]

🤣🤣🤣

[@abhinavbakshi5102]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wilsonharper8268]

😂😂😂😂😂 ong

[@unknown_element]

Dont let the shinigamis know

[@blurrrrrrr]

imagine applying for a job and they’re like “state you full name please” 💀

[@the_finkledinkle]

“What’s your name ma’am?” 2 seconds later “We said name not beatboxing skills”

[@fanaticdervish4337]

🤣😂😅.. humor me

[@ellasidoti8220]

@@the_finkledinkleliol

[@mnmincash722]

She’d also get the world record for the world’s longest interview

[@austinfernandes4032]

“could you repeat that? didn’t quite catch you”

[@alyo_5973]

When she has to write her name on a test paper and the teacher said "your *FULL* name." 💀💀💀

[@andwedonotcarecare3065]

😐

[@staroboom4880]

that IS her test

[@Gocha0203]

write the name on several notebook pages and staple it to the test 👍👍

[@lanaxsweet]

She could make stickers that have her name on it and then just stick it on the test paper 🤷‍♀️

[@alyo_5973]

@@lanaxsweet what like a 100 syllable in 1 sticker 💀?

[@Kayleethepizzaman]

“Okay now wrote your name on the test☺️-“

[@BFDIFourOfficial]

-jamie: *writes jamie* teacher: no i mean your full name jamie-

[@manal3488]

“School is finished “ teacher gets mad 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Jamie didn’t learn anything”

[@manal3488]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@wajeehaumar544]

Okay now WRITE your name on the test

[@vic-l6h]

Write* sorry it's a ick

[@mertyuip06]

That one teacher who butchers the most simple names is sweating right now

[@Tb0071]

Forget the teachers that fuck it up, imagine how the one who always nails them feels😂

[@Violetvocal]

Yea lol and there is prob more than 5 attendance papers just for her name😂

[@sarahorsini2553]

legend says her birth certificate is still printing

[@yellowducky7884]

Lol 😆

[@coolguydylan5454]

🤣😂🤣

[@esthertyndall9356]

Lmao

[@pinkishhaven5158]

How'd they fit that in a passport I wonder?

[@wickedwong4057]

Underrated comment

[@tornadoreaper]

If you thought writing your full name on a test is the worst, remember this girl exist

[@markiod]

Man they bouta get papers longer than the actual test lmao

[@gymnasticsforever110]

Why is writing ur name on a test smth to be annoyed about?? Gosh people complain bout the littlest things

[@Bea10864]

@@gymnasticsforever110 because she has a really long name and it’s really hard to write

[@gymnasticsforever110]

@@Bea10864 I’m not talking about her I’m talking about you the comment says “If YOU thought writing your full name on a test is the worst, remember this girl exists”

[@mrpenis3625]

@@Bea10864 no they were talking abt normal names, like James Smith or Lisa Oliver

[@wesky8080secondchannel]

Starbucks' worst nightmare

[@denisemosby3161]

Fr👽

[@AsianBloom_394]

LAmO❤-

[@_bubbri_]

LMAO

[@harleynate-flix]

Still would say "jiaem"

[@larsworldh2106]

Just because her parents are a joke doesn't mean their daughter should be the punchline.

[@Lilylisaa09]

Bro 💀 Underrated comment fr

[@TraveledBolt]

500th like. Let's gooooo

[@abbeybelanger8118]

Amen bro like that sounds terrible

[@hazzy5714]

​@@abbeybelanger8118 lmao i always used that PS3 pfp

[@colealder8688]

The video said she likes her name

[@tohanji8168]

Imagine going to college and they ask you to write your full name and asks you to bring your livebirth certificate with it LMAO

[@QueenOfPugs]

@Jack Wrath nobody cares, go away

[@QueenOfPugs]

@Jack Wrath and on top of that, you bot views, that’s just sad 😂

[@einchaotenwuschel]

My full name is 20 letter and doesn't even fit into the column lol.

[@keepitsimple79]

​@Jack Wrath bro I seen you everywhere with the same comment and it is annoying, bro your content isn't good at all.

[@taistomiris]

​@@einchaotenwuschel what's your full name

[@_taha.iqbal_]

Her parents need a talk

[@truckjumperdude]

​@Jack Wrath why don't you make your first video?

[@urlocaltherapistpterodacty9396]

​@Jack Wrath Says the one that made gacha heat 😐

[@Call_me_Cory111]

@Jack Wrath why not just let KZbin advertise for you cos this doesn't look or seem like your content is better than Gabe's

[@fireflymiesumae]

Exactly

[@MrSifaka]

More like a beating

[@Unknown_Commenter]

Moral of the story: don’t give your kid a stupid name.

[@plaguedoctor9512]

“It’s not dumb, it’s unique” I feel like some nerd would genuinely say that.

[@BrandyHein]

Bartender: “Can I see your ID please?” Jamie: *pulls out briefcase*

[@LiaKaisen]

Underrated comment😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@wendynicole9907]

This made me chuckle hehe😅

[@n1n1pan1n1]

BAHHAHH😂

[@EPIComi]

😅

[@eden_155]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@PixelSV103]

This girl is the final boss for substitute teachers

[@existingintheworld]

My name is Hristiyana- Sibel Babadzhanova and BELIEVE me when I say EVERY SINGLE COVER TEACHER BUTCHERS IT and it’s soo annoying because my name is just too complicated for them to fathom 😭✋

[@mapleleafmadeofdarkerice9018]

@@existingintheworld bro half the time Christian is to much to fathom who tf names their kid chrisstin

[@Finchie0]

Real!! Also love your pfp

[@JustMadiiex]

theres a girl in my class and her name is Jhalak but its pronounced genny 😭

[@kkbroski]

Final boss for underpaid Starbucks worker 😭

[@The_Nyx_Pix]

Starbucks cashiers be quiting their job after hearing her name

[@Nazoto]

Nah they'd still write gamey on her cup

[@billybifocals]

​@@Nazoto gamey yeah?

[@Ciinin_]

​@@Nazoto 😂 LOL

[@JustineBragais-oj7ue]

Teacher: Okay class write your full name on the test. Jamie: OH NO💀💀💀💀

[@cosmic_strawberry]

They really just mashed a keyboard for an hour and called their baby it

[@Nerviinchen]

Close, the name is basically just random german words. Wow-

[@RainbowTheUnicornQueen]

It doesnt take an hour to type 1019 letters. Maybe 20 minutes at most, 25-30 if u type slower than average

[@cubemaster2809]

​@@RainbowTheUnicornQueen 🤓

[@kaseymcgure2551]

@@RainbowTheUnicornQueen 🤓

[@Jnrguccii_Lee]

​@@RainbowTheUnicornQueen takes me 1 minute

[@skibabz]

her birth certificate is a book 💀

[@yt_lover2011]

Fr-

[@AKEnt.]

What about her identity card

[@Founderschannel123]

​@@AKEnt. Imagine travelling and she has to bring her book to identify her name

[@mariacecillemique9928]

Fr-

[@OfficialVinceEdits]

Nah its a dictionary💀

[@tyongsbith4046]

“Her parents wanted to name her something unique.” Correction: her parents wanted media attention

[@jesuszamora6949]

Too right. And they used their kid. That's SO fucked.

[@Ser_Demon]

Ah yes media attention in 1984

[@tyongsbith4046]

@@Ser_Demonare you so chronically online to the point where you don’t realize that media has existed for hundreds of years 💀 just because the internet/social media didn’t exist doesn’t mean there wasn’t newspapers & radio

[@M3Mimi]

@@jesuszamora6949 ok u are just jumping to conclusions. just because they gave her a long name for attention, how does that mean they didnt love her?

[@jameshamilton2431]

Yes they love her but they want all that media attention, just like grumpy cat, they love that cat but use that cat for fame and fortune, when the cat passway, they use merchandise to make more money, now it's like saying if you have a gold mine in your hand, make some fortune off of that, people forgot what hard work and dedication is all about, they want to find more easy way to make money and America is build on hard work.

[@sadiee.q]

"And the fame it brings her." Yah i bet.. 💀💀

[@steamfan7147]

Proof that some parents should be slapped silly.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Yeah honestly.

[@doctornick17]

Agreed.

[@lortpilopoloralphlauren7429]

People get mad over a name she goes by Jamie Williams.

[@jp8146]

@@lortpilopoloralphlauren7429 And she had to memorize the long name she had and it's a disadvabtage in many things even tho she goes as jamie williams she is requried to write her real name in many things.

[@thefirstjim]

​@@lortpilopoloralphlauren7429legit cursing a child from birth though. it's unnecessary and clearly just done for the "quirky kid" nonsense that they so desperately craved

[@beadedbysxf]

imagine someone tried to have a child with 1020 letters instead of 1019

[@aintrunnin6608]

Basically what happened here the last guy had 1018 in his 😂

[@kenya1067]

​@@aintrunnin6608I didn't know anyone would really try lol

[@addyson4096]

HOW SHE GON GET HER NAME LISTED IN THE YEARBOOKS???THEY GON NEED A WHOLE PAGE FOR HER

[@Jinx_1359]

Maybe even the whole book-

[@Asperges12345]

I’m more worried about her ID 💀

[@welpwompwomp]

They probably don't even care and just smash their head on the keyboard and then last name

[@buzzbuzz022]

@@Jinx_1359 no

[@Me-lj6jm]

​@@Asperges12345 Me to

[@sunnyf1r324]

“Class, please put your first and last name on this exam.”

[@watermalone7836]

Let’s be honest, those parents really only did that for the world record.

[@alexsyn2531]

Yeah the unique name is just a bunch of German words written without spaces in between. Also it doesn’t make sense. Also there are words written wrong. Also the German word for sex is in there multiple times. Wow what a unique name ….

[@blueclay22222]

@@alexsyn2531 WHAT LMAO

[@Aiko_63194]

Yeah, it’s sad and selfish

[@lindacharles3551]

They mad.

[@1.fe4r]

@@Aiko_63194i mean she says she loves it

[@Artic-alt]

Imagine her pullin up to starbucks 💀💀 Those employees finna quit 💀

[@jerreexoxoxo31404]

who says finna though- it’s annoying

[@sheatethat7]

@@jerreexoxoxo31404 its aave fym

[@MaeGacha]

@@jerreexoxoxo31404 ik right? Why don’t they just say, “gonna” or “going to”

[@gar.ciaa5]

@@jerreexoxoxo31404youtube shorts humor is annoying fym ☠️

[@mrbeast6008]

@@MaeGacha ofc youre white

[@Nznsjnak]

the yearbook rn : 💀💀

[@KingPotatoMatt]

The name probably going to be cut off because there a limited number

[@thisaccountisnolongerused]

Nah she's probably gonna get 2 pages

[@lucva]

two whole pages just for her, not even counting her pic and quote

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

When you search baby names and can't decide on one, so you choose ALL.

[@Equinox-]

This is what happens when the devs forget to add a limit to the character name screen

[@arishachoudhury_]

this made me laugh

[@tornadoreaper]

fr

[@GodsWord555]

She can solo the whole Death Note Series with that name. Ain’t no one getting her.

[@indominusbat545]

Wait your right!

[@dysmissme7343]

😂😂

[@sinrituals]

i choked at this 💀

[@NizarSaidi]

Imagine if she had to type her entire name on the exam paper LOL😂

[@ItzIzzyMizzy]

There goes like 100+ words for the essay.

[@AF20_Gaming]

1019 actually XD *teacher*: You have a 500 word essay *Jamie*: writes just her name *next day* *teacher* Jamie, this makes no sense, all you wrote was 1 sentence and a bunch of gibberish, it is literally a 1039 word essay you wrote! *Jamie* That’s my name *teacher*: OH GREAT HEAVENS *read more*

[@ignactelepoczki3619]

she would fill the whole paper

[@linkyen5613]

@@AF20_Gaming it's 1019 letters not words lol

[@rememberingeverything9700]

She will fill the paper before answering 1 question

[@DexxieKat]

Ava:Its so easy to write my name on my school papers Jamie: ...

[@Blaze_Raven]

Jamie knows she's screwed when her mother uses her full name.

[@vsko2557]

shes screwed except she has like two hours time to run

[@durgakandel3551]

​@@vsko2557😂😂Good one

[@abi1406]

​@@vsko2557 🤣🤣 nice

[@NM0811_D]

Imagine the priest trying to say her name in her wedding 💀

[@vinnykitty1983]

The wedding priest better be a rapper EDIT: I'm famous

[@dog-yc3mu]

I guess if she didnt die of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[@mirandawijk9302]

FR

[@jesserblueman]

Lil priest

[@earthangeltan4199]

WITH A TWISTA OR BUSTA RHYMES FLOW.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chronicmelancholic]

Emenen

[@tomhilton9523]

Police: Your speeding license and name Jamie:……..

[@greyshopleskin2315]

She's invulnerable to the Death Note Edit: I don't want likes, GIVE ME MONEY

[@AlooParantha_311]

underrated comment

[@doober.43]

I was just watching that lol

[@Ashley-kx2lq]

Whoever writes her name on the death note dies before she does💀

[@akzkqmalLkKSKA]

😂😂

[@mickvaulsack]

​@@Ashley-kx2lq no he will use half of the death note 😂😂😂

[@theincredibleedible9939]

People be naming their child after whole dictionary now

[@Youralwayswhining4367]

Most names sound like people trying to talk while vomiting anymore.

[@rainxash]

​@JackWrath3..it's opposite dat

[@urlocaltherapistpterodacty9396]

​@Jack Wrath U made gacha heat

[@mcending98]

Those are german words even

[@KingQ.]

“Jamie said she loved her unique name” My guy Jamie was lying

[@Fishy_Bonez]

Teachers fear her💀bro took”unstoppable” to a whole nother level

[@kinokokomori0715]

imagine being a teacher and trying to read that name on the first day of school only for the kid to go “it’s jamie, actually”

[@The_Gifer]

I watched something like this and the student gets up and says "It's actually pronounced Kyle". Does anyone know the show's name? I'm almost done with Breaking Bad and would like to watch it next.

[@The_Gifer]

@wacycat yess that's the name, thank you.

[@benjaminnorth6626]

there are some documents that have to be signed with your full legal name. parents just made it halfway impossible to sign a contract💀

[@deadaccount2048]

Firstly she still has to write it out and read it or have it read, which alone is embarrassing af And of course, the damage has already been done: 18 years of pain and bullying and missing out on opportunities because employers and other people won’t take such a name seriously And of course changing your name costs money, which at such a young age and with such a long name she wouldn’t have. And of course her parents don’t want her to change it either, its embarrassing for them too. So they wouldn’t help her out. She wouldn’t even have any true friends either, because everyone would bully her. Her parents were just attention seeking and immature.

[@timoelbrink3117]

​@@deadaccount2048 so you bully poeple with long names not nice tho do

[@deadaccount2048]

@@timoelbrink3117 Did I say that? No. But that is what will happen. Someone was names as John Doe and was bullied all his life, even in adulthood. So a name like this would be worse. I am just saying how society and life in general will treat her because of her name.

[@_uunxi]

​@@deadaccount2048 yeah I heard before that the girl was kind of upset that her parents used her to get a world record, but she embraced it after a few years. Having a name like that would obviously cause looks and stuff, and for me who has a slightly weird name I had to experience that bullying too. The longer it goes on, the easier it is to ignore it but it won't help your mentality in the slightest. Jamie Williams helps out in cases like school homework but not official documents, and future planning documents

[@PandaLegacy]

I wonder what she does when she has to fill out a legal document. Surely she can’t write her entire name every time.

[@lkhdmrtn]

@Jack Wrath That's a lie, not a fact.

[@jennifergraceh]

@JackWrath3..you literally have 0 videos.

[@seppdereinzigwahre3482]

Starts writing German essay

[@skylarduckky3389]

​@Jack Wrath true your content is so better you post 1000 videos a month with reversed 1000 and negative 1

[@turbodude2121]

If Starbucks was a video game, she would be the final boss.

[@Pancak3s3724]

People with Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia:💀💀💀

[@_Youtuber_guy_]

The person who named this phobia probably named this kid too,

[@Blank-zt5or]

​@@_KZbinr_guy_fr

[@itzelmontalvo6645]

People with that phobia cannot even look at it or say it

[@NuningMinie]

Hippo poo potato monster strokes equip pedal op phobia ?💀 yeah I can't pronounce that

[@TheGuycalledVye]

What if jamie has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia💀

[@maxhavens1531]

Teacher: Ok class you may start the test. 30 minutes later Teacher: that’s all the time you’ve got Jamie: but I just started

[@sussybakaaaaaaa]

just write jamie lol

[@RegularRobloxian2487]

​@@sussybakaaaaaaauntil the teacher says "Sorry, Real Name Please, No Shortcut"

[@-DoomSlayer]

​@@RegularRobloxian2487 [Loads shotgun with malicious intent]

[@briannamcdonald9742]

I was writing my name

[@Tomas_Poral]

The death note has finally found its fear

[@zari5972]

😂

[@SKZ._Universe]

😂

[@rrunickk]

💀

[@MilkShake_047]

Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V: I'm simply not there

[@SKZ._Universe]

@@MilkShake_047 how the hell are you going to use Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V on literal paper not on computer

[@HaileyJimenez-r6x]

Teacher:Write Your Name On Your Paper Jamie:Spends 10 Hours Writing Her Name

[@creativestudios5203]

This girl has no trouble writing a 1000 character essay.

[@pory913]

Bro, now that I hear this, when I have an essay exam I’m gonna do a documentary on long names

[@Seungberry.in.da.building]

​@@pory913good idea😂

[@josephatbaker6825]

Well... Granted essay lengths aren't usually measured in characters so much as words. A 1000 character essay would be less than 5 twitter posts long

[@noeldowling8228]

Yeah she could just write her full name

[@biwakigaming_offical]

i can write a 5k character essay am i blessed or something

[@blazingjake4222]

bro her drivers license is definitely a whopping 7 pages

[@everrain9709]

The cop who pulls her over and asks to see the drivers license: 😨

[@blazingjake4222]

@@everrain9709 yeah

[@Inocentss]

he deserves an award for saying that name tho..

[@JOYBOYFN]

omin the noor

[@JohnPainter-eu5xr]

when your mom says your full name.

[@GoofyCosplay]

The teacher that doesn’t let you use nicknames is crying in a corner right now

[@luminousskiess]

LMAO

[@Kalani_Saiko]

GENSHIN PFP #10 HERE WE GO!

[@maryicanteven2355]

her birth certificate is the size of a harry potter book 💀

[@Batman19-1]

Her birth certificate and passport be having 300 pages fr💀

[@Over1MillionAnime]

Imagine singing happy birthday to her.

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

imagine taking attendence in class and being handed a 4 page list

[@rachelthornberry1240]

And there's only one kid in the class

[@sleezybreezy]

Filling any legal documentation will be hell for this woman. Like a background check for example where they ask for your name, or any past names you have went by

[@Twisted_Fusion]

Jamie.

[@3alenciagaboots]

@@Twisted_Fusionthats not her legal name

[@uncheckable_vibe]

bro her birth certificate looking like a CVS receipt

[@millerhome5827]

😂😂

[@cilla.in.the.saddle]

When you’re in trouble with your parents, so they say your first middle and last name-💀

[@Decidueye-2016]

This makes Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke look like a single character name

[@meliluvsy]

Fr

[@enlightened_leon]

what anime? (i’m assuming it’s an anime bc of the length)

[@Decidueye-2016]

@@enlightened_leon not an anime

[@enlightened_leon]

@@Decidueye-2016 my bad then, what is it?

[@Decidueye-2016]

@@enlightened_leon the name comes from a rakugo story & the premise is that the name is so fucking long

[@katwanzer3521]

She's also the reason why there is now a letter limit on birth certs

[@Cat-in-a-box10]

The teacher probably have to say her name real fast for attendance-

[@Kalani_Saiko]

Registration probably has it down as Jamie

[@the_finkledinkle]

It would be the end of class before they fully said it

[@The_cgull]

Parents just want to be so special to the expense of their kid, legit sad, I'm glad the kid likes it at least

[@65.chriss]

When she gets married, the priest gonna regret participating in the wedding😂😂 OMG THX FOR THE LIKES!! The most likes I got in a video

[@Itz_Wolfee]

He's gonna regret living-

[@Rainbowcookie03]

Ah just gonna accidentally summon a demon

[@meepnugget9840]

😂😂 he will give up after the first name

[@jokerjolerr]

He's gonna purify some of the members there lol

[@kairo._.11.]

Him after messing up the name:aaashiiii- I just summoned a demon

[@miguelrayos3466]

Everytime she writes down her name for any job application or document, she essentially writes a 5 paragraph essay

[@peewee139]

they wanted to give her a unique name but gave her all of them

[@Valelo-m2t]

teacher: ok bring all the test to my table! her: i only finished my name!💀

[@mcam4132]

when Jamie gets in trouble and her parents say her full name to intimidate her

[@highwaydaytime7669]

gives her enough time to flee the country

[@EllaAnimates]

@@highwaydaytime7669 gives her enough time to travel to Mars

[@ShaliniSingh-x5x]

When the hardest question on the test is writing your own name

[@SKZ._Universe]

Yup and when you finish the exam is already over😂

[@manami3164]

Reminds me of this Japanese story where a couple asks a local priest what they should name their son, the priest then gives them a long list of names and the couple choose them all

[@tungieuhoa5509]

yeah

[@clarakhong1148]

it even became part of a song now

[@dancinganimals.]

​@@clarakhong1148 link?

[@machomayomen]

@@dancinganimals. just search up “jugemu jugemu” and it should pop up

[@strawberrydeathOK]

@@dancinganimals.they may be referring to this , kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ6ynKxopsppndk

[@Iloveme-kz2mc]

Teacher: please write your name in the test class

[@-im-aim]

bet she loved writing her whole legal name on those tests where you gotta pick it multiple choice and they only have 10 letters each

[@luciakrauza1964]

That Starbucks employee be having a good day after that

[@DoctorLuxuryYT]

They would even misspell Jamie bro

[@yoyogie69]

Anwar Jibawi 😂

[@maryan1-1]

lol.

[@Rainy143x]

​@@DoctorLuxuryYTexactly, they'd spell is "Jamy", "Gamy", "Jami", or "Gami"

[@james-bc6yt]

​@@DoctorLuxuryYTReal man they spelled my 20 yr cousins name wrong her name is Selena they did Celana 💀

[@theblackswordsman420]

imagine the condition of starbucks

[@like_sike]

Wait, so if I name my child 1020 characters long. My child will be in record book?

[@74fCloudy]

“Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams get yo ass over here this minute” ☠️😂💀😭

[@itzhumanity]

😂 💀

[@SKZ._Universe]

Imagine saying the longer name that would probably take 10 minutes 😂

[@EugeneDingleberry01]

Underrated comment

[@EugeneDingleberry01]

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[@Kalani_Saiko]

"You need your birth certificate to get your drivers license" "You sure you want that?" "It's standard procedure, yes" Jamie: *Brings in this monstrosity of a birth certificate*

[@inaurumova5049]

Lol

[@_Devansh]

She is only the one student who asks supplementry sheets in exam to write name😂

[@GoofyRoblox_YT]

I wonder how teacher's call her attendance

[@StarplayzYT5461]

Bro’s gonna need an extra long gravestone💀💀💀

[@Idontknowwhattoput...]

I was literally gonna say that 💀 when she dies, her graveston finna be taller than the eifell tower 💀

[@devletakesetovic6527]

Her gravestone will be a wall

[@DJLovesLemons]

her gravestone finna be taller than Mount Everest

[@indraadirespati7858]

​@@DJLovesLemonshis grave stone finna taller than burj khalifa

[@rrunickk]

​@@indraadirespati7858her gravestone gonna reach neptune ☠

[@EfficienceJT]

Jamie at an interview: What’s your name “Says full name” End of interview: I’m sorry I forgot. What was your name again? Jamie:😭

[@April-yf8oo]

“🎶Happy birthday dear, *five minutes later* (weakly) hApPy BiRtHdAy To YoU🎶”

[@eden_155]

AHAAHAHAGAGAAGAGA

[@lokzz6157]

family guy

[@s7iM09]

​@@April-yf8oo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@panogalinogkenryans.9253]

HHHAHAHA

[@da96103]

The girl was sentenced to 3 days in jail, however by the time the court clerk finished reading her name for sentencing, 3 days had passed, so she was released.

[@UserUserUserUserUserUserUserUs]

😭

[@Olivia-d8x1l]

Teacher: write your first middle and last name on the top of the page Jamie: I can’t Teacher: why are you stupid or something? No excuses. Jamie: starts writing Teacher: ok it’s time to hand your test in Jamie: hands it it Teacher: why have you done nothing!!!! Jamie: I have. I wrote my name Teacher: PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW Jamie: goes to principals office Principal: why are you in here Jamie: I didn’t do my test Principal: why Jamie: I was still writing my name Principal: How on earth do you not know how to write your name you learned that in kindergarten Jamie: I know how to write my name it’s just that my name is really long Principal: your name can’t be that long Jamie: my name is the longest in the world Principal: I don’t believe you Jamie: plays the recording 1 HOUR LATER…….. Principal: 💀ok ok I heard enough I will talk to your teacher Principal: talks to teacher Teacher: her name can’t be that long Principal: plays recording Teacher: 💀💀💀💀💀 I will say I’m soooooo sorry Teacher: talks to Jamie Jamie: It’s ok just don’t make me write my full name again please Teacher: never again Later that year…… Sub: I will be your permanent sub your teacher died giving birth so please all of tell me your full name Everyone: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 THE END

[@gamingleopard428]

Imagine the principal calling her name for hours because it's so long

[@adriennem3168]

That's not an accomplishment. It's an embarrassment.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Yes

[@jxyv]

To you it may be.

[@lortpilopoloralphlauren7429]

Everything is an embarrassment to you

[@hserwah8842]

I don’t think she should love her name. In the real world, you need to write your full names on many things so too much of a long name would only inconvenience things. So yeah, I agree. It is a embarrassment.

[@Whoisshewhoami]

At least she's not embarrassed about it

[@space00055]

Starbucks employees and substitute teachers : 👁👄👁💧

[@RehaanIq-pl6vg]

I feel bad for starbucks when they ask for her name