The World's Most Boring Priest | Father Ted S1 E2 | Absolute Jokes

[@tristenvena6605]

This show is quickly becoming one of my new favorite things.

[@pabloneizion2592]

This channel is

[@ZeXiOn26]

Iiiiiiiiii don't believe it !

[@JakeConhale]

it's far too early in the series to really appreciate it, but Stone being the only thing to deter Mrs. Doyle from serving tea is highly telling.

[@MoeApujabajaw]

True true.

[@barryobamagate6786]

Brilliant!😆

[@tojoinbobdylan]

He would just go "no, I'm fine" for eternity, about being offered tea

[@dublinjazz1]

@@tojoinbobdylan Indeed! Perhaps he wore her down over several visits, and she finally gave up😁

[@adamg9173]

This is so much better than most of the sitcoms I watched in the 90s. I tried watching Friends again after a decade plus and just couldn’t do it anymore. This is more my speed

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

then try Black Books as well - same producer/creator. Try the Bottom live shows. Just watched The Mighty Boosh - give that a go too.

[@adamg9173]

@@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025 totally a fan of Blacks books. Makes me appreciate when he gets ripped apart in Shaun of the Dead all the more. Good stuff

[@bethangriffiths5206]

The Thin Blue Line and Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie are also MUST WATCH 90s sitcoms!

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

When I watched a few Friends episodes recently, I couldn't believe how out-of-touch the characters were. Poor kids, having those "shitty" New York apartments. So "oppressed" and whiny. lol It's kind of hilarious, but in a bad way.

[@datukaruma1563]

I thought the same thing about friends, I'm watching it right now, but push through the early season and it's funny again.

[@obsoleteworlds]

This is a very sweet episode. Father Stone isn't really a bad guy. Probably just a bit simple and the reveal that he thinks of Ted and his visits as the best thing in his life says a lot, especially when you meet the abusive father.

[@johnkennethwiseman5460]

he is also a real mammys boy too. mammy thinks the world of him more than the father. and maybe i could be wrong, but the nana might have dementia or another form of illness. she doesnt seem like she cares much for anyone. its not mentioned in the show but that is the irish mentality

[@hueynapalm]

I rewatch this show in full once a year for the past 4 years. I love the sense of comfortable familiarity it gives.

[@ΠαναγιώτηςΖουμής-ζ4π]

Dead Parrot, you 're brilliant for sharing with us these wonderfull irish and british sitcoms. Keep going!

[@mirrorXshard]

Father Stone should start a KZbin channel. He'd be great at reaction videos.

[@princekyle4132]

He could compete with Charmx

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

I found him relaxing, but I know not everyone would.

[@pennylane6185]

Or some ASMR

[@ZeXiOn26]

He does. It's fine.

[@goodgollymisspolly5163]

"I told him big massive lies with fecking bell hanging off them!"

[@evelyneweissenborn8231]

Old women are closer to God than we'll ever be ☝️☝️☝️

[@hollyb7142]

They get to that age and they don't need the operator anymore; they've got the direct line. 😂😂

[@avicennitegh1377]

Love the entertainments and the horizontal rain -- they don't miss a trick.

[@VoidEon]

Father Stone's painting appears in the background in the future of the show.

[@TheSaltydog07]

I watched this for years in New York. I found it here. Hurrah. Brilliant!!

[@gerardscott5815]

Thanks for uploading these. I'm stuck in Italy at the moment, for the last 4 months, and being an Irish lad, these episodes warm up the pot of stew at the bottom of me heart and bring back fond memories of home. Missing the old place

[@jimreily7538]

Fair enough. I'm from Cork myself. I often watch Father Ted when I leave. That or the show where the fellow inspects houses. Something designs.

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

Come ti trovi in Italia, amico?

[@ariesleorising9421]

I feckin’ love the Jesus throw on the couch.

[@fuzzydunlop1753]

Ikr?

[@kardink]

And now Dougal is going to be the new detective inspector on Death in Paradise! LOVE IT.

[@fuzzydunlop1753]

Lol that's why I'm here, I saw him in that and was like I need to watch father Ted again, that show was awesome. Haven't seen it since it originally aired.

[@RatelHBadger]

Imagine Dougal and The Cat as their characters, but the rest of the show is still Death in Paradise. Chaos, bedlam, fish fingers.

[@pepperachu]

Come back here often to re-watch. Thank you for posting✌

[@patronsaintofpoison]

This is such a cute show. I'm so happy all the episodes are free to watch!

[@hildawgsoldtimetastytampon2042]

for now, til the creepy nazi terf writer gary linehan finds out

[@PlayerMathinson]

@@hildawgsoldtimetastytampon2042 Can you elaborate I have never heard of this.

[@henryhammond7393]

Everyone has a Father Stone in their life...

[@NPCSingularity]

and if you don’t, you’re the Father Stone in someone’s life.

[@cjnoffz3351]

Yeah i am pretty sure it's me.

[@andyskinner3534]

No, I'm fine.

[@londonlady227]

Or an Eeyore in Pooh's world.

[@henryhammond7393]

@@londonlady227 Naaaah, Eeyore goes out of his way to be left alone, whereas Father Stone goes out of his way to insert himself into your life to make you uncomfortable 😆

[@nedd.8479]

I like how they kept the painting for the whole show.

[@danilodistefanis5990]

17:42 I love how he opens the door for her. I want my marriage to be like that ❤️

[@RatelHBadger]

Abusive?

[@alistairgeorge5082]

​@@RatelHBadgerHe was joking

[@humonculeverotostre6804]

I'm french canadian, raised catholic but not too much. This resonates very well with me. We've got a very american way of looking at harmless jokes... I'm glad this exists

[@whitewarrior4777]

It's interesting to note that part of the reason that Father Ted had a change of heart towards Father Stone is because his dad came in and verbally trashed him. Father Ted related to that which is foreshadowed in the waiting room where he described himself as the idiot son who became a priest and his parent's preference for his brother who became a doctor.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

I thought about it and it's possible Father Stone could be suffering from clinical depression.

[@whitewarrior4777]

@@danielwilliamson6180, or malignant sociopathy.

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

@@whitewarrior4777 Last I checked, sociopaths don't act like Father Stone, so that doesn't work as a possibility.

[@peaches30]

@@danielwilliamson6180 I also thought about it and it's possible that it's just a comedy show that doesn't need analising. Take it as it is and have a laugh.

[@londonlady227]

And Father Ted always hung the picture up of he and Fr Stone from then on.

[@Billinois78]

St. Peter: "The gate's open. Sure you don't wanna go in?" Father Stone: "... No I'm fine." St. Peter: (sigh)

[@flbreglass]

Thanks for putting this on KZbin or else I would never have found this! Thanks!

[@PonteRyuurui]

writing for Dougal is just brilliant, so is the acting

[@justyna8156]

I love this show! Ireland is wonderful for going with such a gold comedy series!

[@AnaDiasTrad]

There are more priests than parishioners in that island! :p

[@chucks1255]

Should be called pedo island.

[@AnaDiasTrad]

not all priests are pedophiles... some chase after women...

[@chucks1255]

Yah I know, I'm just kidding.

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

They are all disgraces to the office, after all.

[@samrobacker346]

There's Mary and John and Tom....and that racist old lady and man, and a whole Chinatown.

[@SoundAuthor]

"Do you remember that film, Ted, where a man has his head transplanted onto a fly, and the fly's head is transplanted onto the man?" "Oh yes, what was that called?" "Out Of Africa, I think."

[@Aran-vc7rx]

Ha ha ha

[@dindi8270]

Totally outstanding performance by Dermot (the dad) - he only appears for a minute, but it's pure gold !! It's almost terrible to see him leave the room :)

[@lardosian]

Love him!!

[@p.v.b533]

I remember when i was first watching this show,a long time ago i had a laugh riot time has passed,and now, I have a even bigger laugh riot

[@aboyborninjune]

I would say I'm like Father Stone, but he's much more fun...

[@thebladezmanII]

Same here.

[@TheDetonadoBR]

i wish i was less like him, but i lack the social skills...

[@langa2637]

Same :D

[@carolkewley7410]

No...you're fine.

[@irishboi7100]

I love dougal hes just so innocent

[@palp8623]

That smirk at the end makes all the difference. This show is smart, funny, charming, and wholesome. I love it.

[@torresifamily7460]

Thank you Dead Parrot we love your channel!!!

[@badgerlordpatrick6493]

I actually like Fr. Stone. Seems to be a chill guy and easily satisfied. Wonder what his sermons were like?

[@gavingavin1049]

Just want to say thanks for having the whole series on here. This show is one that my family can quote anytime. We've grown up watching it and it's great having it right here to just look up and forget about the problems of the world for a bit.

[@louisbudjac4917]

Even though I've seen it a few times, when Stone sits on the toilet when Ted's taking a bath it still gets me! Lmao!

[@conorhurley877]

The bath scene 😂😂😂

[@pennylane6185]

I'm on episode 2 and I'm already addicted to these series

[@maureneschlosz491]

Brilliant series. Going to love it!

[@TheBebanec]

I love how John politely open the door for Mary:D

[@andrewattenboroughtwothumb4697]

always love watching father ted such a great classic episode

[@boompert]

Thanks for this, especially for the subtitles!

[@jubilantwolf9798]

I was recommended this show by some friends, definitely not disappointed!

[@Saucyakld]

He sounds like a cousin who came to visit from England. Same one word replies. Just about tore my hair out! Coming to beautiful New Zealand and all she wanted was to sit at home, Arghhh!!!!

[@ChrisG3253032]

Sounds like a barrel of laughs 😉. Hello from Dunedin 🇳🇿

[@a.tanner8524]

Tineke Williams No, she was fine.

[@blaz3dmuch]

@@ChrisG3253032 Dunners also

[@benlye2538]

Watching in Christchurch

[@megacuak8582]

The best series in the world. Thank you for uploading it with Spanish subtitles. genius

[@peacemakerwolf8972]

Thank you thank you thank you for posting these shows!!! 😁😁😁

[@erictroxell7636]

thank you for putting this show up. I couldn't afford to get the dvds and absolutely love british tv. this show Is very addicting. first half of first episode and I'm like "what?", but after the fair, I was hooked. I want to make a tshirt with the freak pointing picture on it, think it would sell big.

[@lizzychrome7630]

This episode is the definition of uncomfortable.

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

How have I not seen these until recently? These are fantastic!

[@Vojife]

Ah, it's not so bad! He doesn't require anything, he doesn't need to be entertained, so why do they just not do what they normally do?

[@AfridiZindabad]

Exactly. He’s not asking them to sit there, they feel obligated to for no reason.

[@a.tanner8524]

It wouldn’t be funny if they did that. Stop taking it literally.

[@yuanxin9264]

I was thinking about the same thing.

[@a.tanner8524]

Because it’s a comedy and your scenario wouldn’t be funny.

[@nothajzl]

@Nobody Mellow unless you don’t have locks

[@walternullifidian]

I've only just discovered this, and I intend to binge watch it all the way through. I was hooked at the first episode! 👍

[@aboyborninjune]

2:13 - 3:17 Best part... That's me when you're trying to have a conversation with me. That scene could have been going on for several more minutes with Ted trying to start up a conversation and Paul giving terse answers not leading anywhere. It would have been hilarious, and relatable.

[@alexiaNBC]

Me too. Only Father Stone talked more in this episode than I did through all of High school

[@SophisticatedLunatic]

SAME!

[@M_W_L_F]

I'd love to see an interaction between Father Stone and Father Noel 🤣

[@anneschmitt8461]

It might be just like it is when very hot and incredible cold weather frontiers colide... But Dougal won´t mind to be struck by lightning... again...

[@michaelkluko3660]

This must be my 6th or 7th time going thru this series. I consider EVERY episode a classic. There’s not a stinker in there. I think these will be regarded as brilliant sit coms like ,,forever!!! Of course I loved Fawlty Towers and Blackadder, but these are just so re-watchable.. the laughs are there always . Like the first time watching.. I’ve turned a dozen people onto “Ted”,, And almost all of them agree. Worth the watch is an understatement. It’s a must

[@melisaospinabaron53]

i love this amazing and awesome tv show!

[@jackroberts9812]

When jack pushed Ted out the window it made me laugh so hard

[@arkadio723]

A typical rapid-talking Irish would die of psychical exhaustion while in his presence but a typical Chinese would take Fr. Stone as a blessing and love his relaxed soul

[@TheSlothNerd64]

8:57 One of those moments that makes Father Ted so funny. 😂

[@cazgreen]

Hooked on this looney lot, but really sad to hear that the actor who played Father Ted died so young. Watching from Australia during these crazy covid times.

[@davidstephen2955]

The various priest characters are brilliant!

[@Appilssinka]

God this is brilliant

[@FlyingKipperEh]

That smile at the end. Endearing

[@Enbix]

20:25 "God forgive me for saying this, but wouldn't have been better IF HE'D BEEN KILLED?" The delivery of that line lol

[@londonlady227]

And very Irish..... nothing worse than parents playing the martyrs over their kids.

[@jonathaneffemey944]

Thanks so much for posting!

[@dorcasberthold3403]

Thank you!

[@jenniferjuniper97]

Dermot is a classic!

[@redpolscorp]

"My bath would be ready by now" The water isn't even running anymore. I think it's broken...

[@Vojife]

9:01 subtitles: "Bit of a backdraft. Nearly out!"

[@mushroomman52]

Vojife That’s way the said

[@mariowater65]

I love that cup

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Wow, this is almost as awkward as trying to chat with someone on Plenty of Fish.

[@peacemakerwolf8972]

ChesterKhan pof is a feckin shitehole...youtube is where it's at!! lol

[@amandareusser6121]

Hahahaha! Good one!

[@salwaaj1356]

I expected Dougal to be his usual self, totally oblivious and unaware, and so i wouldn't have expected him to be bothered at all with the silence, and not even realise the akwardness

[@crystalheart9]

What a funny show! Thank you Dead Parrot.

[@MareeMarshall]

Use to watch this years ago ,still love it,

[@danielwilliamson6180]

Michael Redmond (Father Stone) has a official KZbin channel.

[@ericjourdain892]

This is the original idea for It Follows 🤪

[@ChobThomas]

Terrible's too, too small a word, Father, too small a word.

[@jpsiljamo]

I was in Galway when I saw this the first time....

[@dundee520]

great laugh -- cheers 4 sharing

[@tashamorriss8997]

We always watch these on video at Xmas or NYE - always great for a laugh. Wish they would bring it back with new actors

[@BillyBones-ui9ck]

13:20 when he's praying to God to get rid of Paul is hilarious 😆 just the way he says "please god. Do you want money?" 😆

[@n86784]

Brilliant series so funny, very clever!Wish it had never come to an end! 21st May 1019. because of this series I travelled from 'South Africa to see Ardal O' Hanlan acting in the theatre such good actors all of them!

[@barnabyaprobert5159]

As a New Englander it irritates the HELL out of me that there's so much light, and therefore cold, coming in around the front door!

[@fuzzydunlop1753]

Lol, yeah I noticed that too.

[@johnseabrook1029]

As a non-New Englander, I haven’t got a clue what you’re on about.

[@seanflynncontact]

Mild weather there. Not too hot not too cold year round. Changeable. Rainy, windy and cloudy though.

[@luisreyes1963]

The soporific Fr. Stone is the polar opposite of the psycho Fr. Jack. 😅

[@ricklannis6244]

You would never see them turning a domestic violence situation into a gag with a laugh track behind it these days 😂😂😂

[@schoo9256]

Thanks, Dead Parrot!

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

Father Stone's father is still nicer than my father was. lol

[@DarthWill3]

I thought Austin Purcell was the most boring priest in the world. LOL

[@FranchiseSHR]

And shes trying to hide the jam lmfao

[@aboyborninjune]

If Dougal had never walked into the room in the beginning... Ted: Seen any...ehm...good movies lately? Paul: ................No. Ted: .....Right..... Paul: .................... Ted: .....This weather, huh?!.... Paul: .................... Ted: ....................

[@Daniel-ou4fb]

Father Stone is a sweetheart.

[@jukkaviertio6393]

"I have to stop you there", " Yes Ted?", " I just have to stop you."

[@99mrpogi]

Makes me wonder how jack is actually able to send Ted flying out the window

[@LynxSouth]

Why is there laughter when Dougal cuts the paper at 0:34?

[@ShangHighRoller]

Because he's cutting a puzzle piece so that it will fit.

[@LynxSouth]

@@ShangHighRoller Thanks!

[@sherrygeorge8613]

Omg.. 😂 Fr. Stone reminds me of someone I know.

[@Vojife]

He reminds me of me. :D But am I the only one who sympathises with him? I mean, they say "I thought he would've got the message by now" while pretending like they don't mind seeing him. Just tell him, for god's sake! And why are they even trying to entertain him? He doesn't require it, they can just go on with their lives, why not? And I can totally relate to him when Dougal asks him stuff like "Have you seen ___ lately?" and "He must be about 80 now?". People do ask questions like this sometimes. And what is a person supposed to say to that? If you want to have a conversation, have a conversation. Don't just ask random stuff you don't really care about.

[@AfridiZindabad]

Vojife exactly. I am exactly like him around others who are not family. I feel angry because he’s not forcing them to sit with him he just wants their presence.

[@a.tanner8524]

Yes but it’s a comedy. It isn’t meant to be taken literally.

[@Aran-vc7rx]

Hilarious show

[@reshypoo9447]

Dang, I was Father Stone to a T till I was about 20. Can't speak for him, but all I wanted was to hang out in pleasant company and not be a bother while everyone else went about their business. Ted and Dougal feeling forced to entertain him as a guest would be awful. Treat him more like Father Jack and it'd probably be fine.

[@aishwariyasweety2433]

Oh bless father stone

[@dan4856]

'..................right.'

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

In retrospect it doesn't seem so bad to me. If all this is what it takes for him to feel such appreciation and gratitude, I honestly don't mind having him sitting like a lump. Such people don't naturally deter my friends from talking.

[@JosephJamesScott]

People always cite "Are You Right There Father Ted" as the best Father Ted episode, but as much as I love that "So I hear you're a racist now Father" scene, this episode for me is the best Father Ted episode. Ted, for all his scheming and materialistic desires, is a good man and this episode really shows the full gambit of his personality, and even gives us a nice redemption arc in under 25 minutes! Often times characters don't really change or grow in an episode, like "Are You Right There Father Ted", funny as it is, Ted is the same man at the end of the episode as he was at the start, but this episode has Ted still slightly put off by Father Stone, but at the end he's changed and at the very least content to have Stone visit.