The World's Strangest Borders Part 4: Ocean Madness

[@MegaBradster1]

Brunei: Hey guys I just want this little rectangle here Everyone else: Laughs and starts building military bases

[@speedy01247]

I do feel bad for them, though I think maybe make a special zone for the islands everyone contests where they divide the profits (probably won't work cause greed) like 90% of their claims are reasonable (minus china's claims which are closer to 70% reasonable) so for now say they get all their currently uncontested claims and then work on the contested ones. (Brunei gets their area though, Malaysia needs to stop being a dick and claiming the land directly away from Brunei)

[@someguyontheinternet7]

speedy01247 Yeah, but I guess Malaysia wants Sabah (North-Eastern Borneo) & Sarawak (North-Western Borneo) to be more accessible to each other, which would be more difficult if their maritime EEZ was separated by Bruneian territory.

[@Frommerman]

@@someguyontheinternet7 So make an agreement with Brunei allowing Malaysian passenger and cargo ships to pass through their EEZ for a modest fee. Don't just steal the whole thing.

[@theyoshi202]

@speedy01247 China’s claims are 10% reasonable not 70%. That 10% is the northern stuff by Japan (because if they they own Taiwan like they say they do, their EEZ is around that too). But the entire South China Sea claim is baseless and unreasonable.

[@muhammadfirdaus2290]

@@speedy01247 Malaysia already build air base at the spratly island

[@jonnyowens5046]

“Why does everyone care about these tiny, rocky islands?” - Britain has left the chat

[@isabellep25]

Jonny Owens :< 😂

[@senkobread1215]

Argentina: cuz there Beautiful

[@cayde-6feetunder531]

-The United States Of America has joined the chat

[@bishton]

@@cayde-6feetunder531 -everyone else leaves

[@dxkaiyuan4177]

Rockall!!!

[@Nakaska]

Everyone: Why would you sail around the world just to fish in a Russian sea? Poland: You wouldn't get it.

[@kevinhermawan369]

Fish from vodka

[@Typhyr]

Any excuse to tell Russia to F* off is a good excuse for Poland.

[@frederickoftheartic2209]

Revenge? I mean the russians invaded poland countless times.....but dat doesn't explain germany

[@eVill420]

@@frederickoftheartic2209 does the first world war ring any bells? east germany perhaps?

[@amei653]

@LUNAR BLOODDROP funny cause they don't hate you

[@samuelmarkby2441]

Rock: exists England: “this is my rock”

[@Cheezzy]

This is actually true. Idk how long ago it was, but England were giving out about irish fisherman who were fishing near a rock that they claimed

[@fortune3911]

earth:exist UK:this is mine

[@morrisstudio8372]

Another place owned by another country UK:I'm gonna pretend I did not see that and claim it

[@haroldinho9930]

*UK

[@sxeeth]

Lol I’m British and this is so true

[@lukerochevot]

"Why does everyone care about these tiny, rocky islands?" Oil: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

[@theyoshi202]

And people think only America is obsessed with it

[@DBT1007]

Actually..it's mostly not because oil. South China Sea is about the important sea route. Any country that can control this area will be rich like how Singapore, Malaysia, and Indonesia did in the Malay strait. And it is also for military.

[@pewpew9711]

@@theyoshi202 Funny you say that, because it's a true statement. The arctic race is a prime example of this. Why would Russia want control over an icy wasteland? That's right, oil.

[@aswd45-mk14]

Pew PewPew Pew actually, there is a fight between Canada, USA, Russia, and I thing Norway ( other nord European country) for that oil.

[@gabrielgan369]

USA: Did I smell oil? Need some liberation?

[@helenivor1443]

Brunei: I just want this small rectangular territory Other Southeast Asian countries: That's cute but no

[@januzairamli4426]

Brunei: Okay, mine seems pretty reasonable Malaysia: Nah, you got no coast

[@kanzai12]

South Asia mean those Indian, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka etc

[@zikrex9505]

Except indonesia lol

[@argonauts56au1kera6]

Lol, Brunei isn't in South Asia. I think you meant Southeast Asia.

[@healtheworldforabetterplace]

EDIT THIS INTO SOUTH EAST ASIA AND WE WILL PRETEND WE DIDNT SAW YOUR “other south asian countries” comment

[@potato733]

Sea : exist China : that's free real estate

[@aqif5257]

Dog: *exist* China: So I went ding ding down

[@edgelord8337]

China: (　^ω^)

[@NSluiter]

Anything: Exists China: This mine now

[@edgelord8337]

@@NSluiter anything exist: Britain mine now.

[@skysthelimitvideos]

That’s more like the Dutch

[@flashstar1234]

Brunei: So about water territory Malaysia: I’m going to stop you right there Philippines: Hold up one minute Vietnam: What were we talking about? *The two twins that hate each other have entered the chat*

[@arichan7599]

Lol who are the two twins

[@nostalgiaalert6873]

@@arichan7599 Taiwan & China I suppose

[@cocopuffsandfrostythesnowm3829]

Or North Korea and South Korea

[@jintanarawdsukumaal3000]

and the discord chat went madness and exploded

[@lookatmeplease]

@@cocopuffsandfrostythesnowm3829 well really its china and taiwan

[@alexsutton2271]

Basically Chinese territorial claims in a nutshell Mars: Exist China: Mars is the “Red” planet therefore implying Mars has been a part of China since ancient times

[@chandy3859]

Communist nation: wait a minute

[@GastonBoucher]

China will grow larger.

[@Aniwazoa]

Just wait until space colonization starts, we will see a repeat of these claims all over again.

[@jamaljamil1247]

@@GastonBoucher C&C ???

[@GastonBoucher]

@@jamaljamil1247 ofc

[@thebabayega]

Everybody : talking about south China sea borders Indonesia : Let me in. LET ME INN

[@khalilmqds4946]

Now they're already in

[@revinokenny9839]

Natuna

[@catmilos9603]

Yep

[@s14redd89]

bruh

[@mr.cannedble9724]

China vs Indonesia I think china will win because china have more infantry, weapons, ship and submarine not include nuclear

[@miguelmontenegro3520]

Uk: France, Why do you colonize so many little Islands? France: Its a surprise that will help us later.

[@axdn5669]

@@lordmaguire1862 prod

[@isunlloaoll]

This is so ironic. Britain took over all the best lands in the new worlds, and establish colonies that are so successful that they all became independent and wealthier than Britain.

[@vinmister1119]

ARVIN "we guide others a treasure we used to posses"

[@kevinthemusician4767]

China: "makes artificial islands" Japan: "Does the same" Also China: HEY YOU CANT DO THAT!

[@mansoorahmed1256]

Communism

[@AndThenThereWasBeanus]

@@mansoorahmed1256 n o

[@business_axolotl2342]

Japan pulls out a no u card*

[@Lysol-2004]

They're like siblings but rivals.

[@gordonchao3074]

Also Japan to China : HEY YOU CANT DO THAT!

[@amjkodaz]

I'm half Polish. I laughed when they sailed across the world to get revenge on Russia

[@olzhas1one755]

If you Poles hate Russia so much why just not wage war against them and invade their territories, after all you are selling yourself out to US arms?

[@xesphor1436]

@@olzhas1one755 war isn't the answer.

[@jekesan4221]

@@xesphor1436 Tell that to those Nazi armies

[@xesphor1436]

@@jekesan4221 who are you calling nazi lmao

[@jekesan4221]

@@xesphor1436 germans

[@alder2460]

Everyone: You can't just go for fishing in Russian sea Poles: Well yes, but actually no Everyone: You going to piss them off Poles: That's even better, hold my vodka, i'm going now

[@Maks-si3xl]

So Polish. Thats how we are!

[@wastedoxys]

Literally somethibg I can only see Poland doing, sailing far away to piss off Russians

[@osop1858]

hold my vodka, actually nvm I'm taking it with me

[@mohamedmahadi3607]

alder24 can you people stop with this meme format? It’s sickening

[@vr0684]

@@osop1858 so bad...

[@edgaradriantorres8564]

Did Poland and Panama just cross half of the world to bother Russia?!

[@panakap2186]

Yes, because fuck Russia

[@jordandennis6794]

Polish have a hard on to fuck over Russia anyway they can.

[@id10cyy]

What mad lads.

[@DiscoDashco]

@@jordandennis6794 you can call it “fucking over” while plenty of others see it as historical payback.

[@aminadabbrulle8252]

@@DiscoDashco It's not exactly contradictory.

[@The_zenithgod]

China is like that kid at preschool who said every toy is his

[@TheSillyDucke]

I laughed when I read that

[@rakata1987]

which is why China is becoming so successful

[@AyangStudios]

Lmao true

[@randomman9261]

Not true since that sea is known internationally as the SOUTH CHINA SEA

[@aurorarichardson5131]

Lmao so true XD lolololololololololololol

[@laerkema7678]

Peanut hole: *exsist* Literally everyone: it's free real estate

[@abdurrahmanf.a.5624]

if there's a hole, there's a way

[@insertwittynickname7830]

Rahim LaQuica pretty sure this is a joke

[@mattiismouse1086]

@@insertwittynickname7830 pretty sure that also was a joke

[@insertwittynickname7830]

Mateothewolfy pretty sure that was a joke as well

[@mattiismouse1086]

@@insertwittynickname7830 pretty sure I'm a joke

[@erikledmad]

UN: so how complicated you want your borders? Asian countries: Yes.

[@moka8267]

No

[@yksii]

haha??

[@moka8267]

@Gerard Holt Oof.

[@lakaynemar]

It might be better if you change into ASEAN

[@farryhandika]

UN: so how complicated you want your borders? SEA: not really China: hi

[@kimyongin1987]

"No, we are staying out of it" - Indonesia, watching from the Natuna Islands Edit: "Oh, no, you won't" - China, now also claiming the Natuna Sea

[@malikfaisal416]

South Chine Sea ❌ North Natuna Sea ✔️

[@evanstanislas898]

Parts of Natuna got claimed by Chinese aswell

[@bigbrainbighartbighandbigp4605]

china: hippity hoppity😂

[@bigbrainbighartbighandbigp4605]

they will claim moon n sun soon as their ancient teritory fishing area

[@_Nemo2210]

@@malikfaisal416 Kills those fake communism country!

[@dessnom4333]

russia: * has the peanut hole poland: stonks

[@Nugcon]

Free real estate

[@alejandroarroyo5124]

More like "it's free real estate"

[@Fytrzaczek21]

Yeah, very Polish thing - you say, I can get these fish for free?! - well, it's on the other side of the world, but technically, ye... - KURWA STACHU PŁYNIEMY TAM

[@RandomGamer-]

Also Panama: *_S T O N K S_*

[@sudonim7552]

Brunei: "Here's my EEZ claim guys. Does it seem reasonab-" Malaysia: "Screw you that's mine." Vietnam: "No screw you." Philippines: "No screw you." China: "No screw you." Taiwan: "No screw y- I mean me. Wait no I mean you. Wait what."

[@MarioTheLiopleurodon]

The south China Sea EEZ can actually be smoothed out and work fine (also allow brunei to split the overlap) if we edited the borders, erased any overlap, and completely got rid of China

[@sudonim7552]

@@MarioTheLiopleurodon Too bad people are greedy and will never agree to decrease the size of their claim to avoid conflict.

[@RandomGamer-]

S C R E W Y O U !

[@CleaverValleyGhost]

**See's title** **Knows you're going to Talk about the spratly Islands**

[@Natogoon]

ok weeb

[@CleaverValleyGhost]

@@Natogoon what's wrong with being a weeb?

[@Natogoon]

@@CleaverValleyGhost lmao where does it say "wrong"?

[@CleaverValleyGhost]

@@Natogoon Ich dachte erst du meinst es so

[@sofya3033]

@@CleaverValleyGhost weeb is a 'bad' word like loser or freak

[@jacobg8162]

“Why does everyone care about these tiny rocky islands?” British Empire: *Cries in tea*

[@jacobg8162]

Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd you must be fun at parties

[@flashteenz]

A fellow A7X fan I see :D

[@jacobg8162]

Flashteenz always 😁🤘

[@somerandomguy___]

Just imagine a boomer style comic with every stereotypical look of a Brit crying out tea instead of tears

[@MurdersAndExecutions]

Stealing is not good

[@shaunvrse]

Aquatic Animals who were confused whether what language they’ll going to speak. Ended up learning all of it.😂

[@zharazarine5549]

Oh my gosh 😂😂😂😂

[@johni_cuh]

Fish : *Exists* ASEAN Countries : *Hehe , confusion time*

[@XiELEd4377]

The funniest part is that a lot of countries in Southeast Asia have hundreds of languages. In Philippines we have ~150

[@jeffreyconley2144]

Vietnam, ''This is mine! Look I have a piece of land here!'' Philippine, ''No it's mine! I also have a piece of land!'' Malaysia, ''False! False! Mine! Mine! Look at this island!'' Vietnam, ''Okay guys shut up! China, what do you think?'' China *building artificial islands, ''I am neutral.''

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Also China: *"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"*

[@flyinghigh2000]

Nah they just say "Look at the name, it's mine"

[@STB4G]

Its *ours* says russia

[@andy56duky]

@@STB4G USSR anthem breathes

[@CTcCaster]

More like China: the sea has been China’s since ancient times.

[@duchi882]

*The World's Strangest Borders:* 1. Border between Anime and Hentai

[@Kuddochan]

That's pretty simple though. Can explain that with a Venn diagram or something as hentai is simply a smaller part of anime

[@SGT676]

@@Kuddochan not all the time

[@Kuddochan]

@@SGT676 Well it can obviously be in the form of manga, fanart, VNs etc too but again just put it in the middle of all the different mediums in a Venn diagram and you'll have your bases covered

[@kiritouchiha4764]

Simple, if pixelated dick goes to vagina then its hentai, if its intercrural its anime.

[@TheKobasen]

Apparently the only clear border is private part visibility (even though it's censored) because some anime have the so called s*x scene and still count as anime.

[@justanormalsponge1801]

Brunei: i just want this rectangular area ok Other South East Asian countries: sorry do you mean *_OUR_* ?

[@izzfp9802]

That rectangular is the most important one.

[@barsozuguler4744]

Poor thing xddd. It have a single tiny own area and literally everyone in south asia sits on it

[@chawza8402]

it's like the youngest brother in the family that get the little gifts but the most valuable one

[@chawza8402]

@George Nathanael Well that's cool. My analogy may not precise but I hope You know what i meant

[@PacMacDo]

*SOVIET RUSSIA INTENSIFIES*

[@lunaroku8526]

Imagine having a large landmass but lacks in sea territory. China to ASEAN countries: _Lemme have yours_

[@ygotsvlog3762]

The countries:f^*k you and badbye

[@3hase23]

*When china decide to troll stealing half of the sea territory just for oil*

[@kurtiskurt1]

Cringe pfp you got there

[@redactedz6146]

Jesus christ this is why my head hurts when China is mentioned.

[@galaxyred7]

Now you understand why Tianemen Square happened. DEMOCRACY OVER COMMUNISM (But not in Hoi4)

[@yazyaz2969]

Is this also the reason so many chinese country state try to separate from china??

[@jacobsiebe696]

Hoàng Nguyên your English is good ,

[@SonLe-mk4sq]

@Hoàng Nguyên nice predictions there historian

[@JT-ru1ml]

My heart bleeds whenever communists in China are mentioned.

[@mentalscots9412]

i love how you are able to smoothly include sponsorships in ur videos, you do it so well i actually watch it instead of skipping

[@xangxung1672]

And now China's ships are messing around in Indonesia's EEZ and just have traspassed the Indonesian EEZ border

[@Eru-]

If the sea water level rises. We could just ignore the existance of these smol rocky islands. And boom... it became an international sea. No one can claim.

[@chawza8402]

@@Eru- It will be like the international territory in the video. There will be no one in controll over the resources and deplete all fish es nearby. There will be more than 5 country to fight

[@nottoday3817]

Except no one is prohibiting them from doing that. EEZ is not the same as territorial waters. EEZ grants right only for resource exploitation. Water transit is free to go.

[@FA-qm9tl]

Omega Alpha they are escorting chinese fishing ship doing illegal fishing inside Indonesia’s EEZ

[@haiyo6735]

Technically every southeast asian country's EEZ

[@Combustion803]

Vietnam, Philippines, Brunei, Malaysia : Arguing about their EEZ China : *"HIPPITTY HOPPITTY, YOUR EEZ IS NOW MY PROPERTY"* Indonesia : Thank god, it's not my territory getting cla~ China : *"HIPPITTY HOPPITTY, YOUR EEZ AND NATUNA IS NOW MY PROPERTY"* Indonesia : *"LOUD Keemstar Scream"*

[@ramraghavendra7178]

Mongolia empire enters the chat

[@varrelalfaridzh2425]

@@ramraghavendra7178 mongolia: i want *S E A*

[@DarkBlqze77777]

Also China: *OUR* Sea..

[@ramraghavendra7178]

@@DarkBlqze77777 bro FR🤣🤣🤣

[@ahmadnabil5497]

Where does china got the word hippity hoppity.

[@alfredofswitzerland9321]

Singapore: exists Singapore: has an extremely crucial port for sea trades South East Asian Countries: *n0 watter for u*

[@lzh4950]

Singapore: 'cries' with Malaysia 1km north and Indonesia (Batam, Bintan & other Riau islands) 20km south of it

[@wongijen9167]

@@lzh4950 Yes. I feel so sad for my country

[@pooja350]

Poor little cousin 😂. Wait is that why Sing depends on Malaysia for clean drinking water? Or have things changed since then?

[@easthulk99]

@@pooja350 No, because of political reason. But I wouldn't just give away a land that easily.

[@calvinnyala9580]

Singapore lack sea? No problems, we rule the air then...

[@jerryg1692]

Technically, couldn’t Russia just blockade the “Peanut hole?” Since it is surrounded by Russian waters anyway lol.

[@person8064]

No one knows...

[@estoniaboodoingmapping1095]

No,because russia is dumb and only use their money to lose proxy wars just to USA

[@nottoday3817]

Contrary to that estonian idiot, no. They could legally not do that. The video might suggest a confusion made between territorial waters and EEZ (exclusive economic zone) which are 2 different things. To quote Wikipedia for the simplest definition I could find: 'the difference between the territorial sea and the exclusive economic zone is that the first confers full sovereignty over the waters, whereas the second is merely a "sovereign right" which refers to the coastal state's rights below the surface of the sea. The surface waters, as can be seen in the map, are international water' To put it into detail: in Russian waters, aka territorial waters belonging to Russia, they could do whatever they want and you are not allowed to pass through them. The limit for this area is 20km from the shore. In an EEZ you are not allowed to fully restrict water transit. The best you could do is set up stationary objectives, like oil platforms, but that's all. A slightly particular case is with the Kerch Strait and the new Crimean bridge

[@SkiddyGaming]

@@estoniaboodoingmapping1095 Russia has been participating in proxy wars with the US yes, but over the last couple decades they've been almost exclusively defensive ones (propping up allied governments against US proxies) while the US has been on the offense... it's not so much a choice on the part of the Russians in most of these case as an obligation if they wish to maintain or enhance their influence, and prevent total US hegemony (which they most certainly do wish to do). Worth noting also that those proxy wars haven't been going half badly for Russia over the last half decade plus. US backed "rebels" (led most prominently by Al-Qaeda in Syria, though they like to avoid mentioning that bit) have almost completely failed to oust Russia ally Assad in Syria, with Russian intervention having pretty thoroughly helped crush that threat by now (Syria is currently mopping up the last remnant in Idlib province), the US backed Saudi-led Coalition has failed to put down the Iranian aligned Houthis in Yemen, and the US backed attempted coup in Venezeula flopped inside of a week, with Russian/Chinese ally Maduro retaining power to this day, despite US backed pretender Guadios constant posturing (which has gotten him nothing less but thrown out of the leadership of his own opposition, let along the country as a whole). If anybody is losing money on dumb proxy wars they aren't winning, it's the US, who would probably be well advised to look inward and invest some of that money in public healthcare and education instead.

[@kiyoinaa]

LUNAR BLOODDROP actually no, the Chinese are way better than US for being absolute fools and jerks anyway theyre just trying to mess around like they did with the peanut hole...

[@TILR]

I can see why Russia was annoyed with the peanut hole. Like come on guys XD

[@GarrusN7]

That was hilarious.

[@TILR]

@@GarrusN7 I know right just think about if you were Russia just sitting there not being able to do something when its literally right next to you XD

[@nobblkpraetorian5623]

While I'm usually against revenge, what the Poles did brought a smile to my face.

[@TILR]

@@nobblkpraetorian5623 lol that's true

[@wolfedya1]

@@TILR It's pretty sad how the poles were willing to take part in completely decimating a sea environment for petty political revenge. People then wonder why the russians are so hypernationalistic.

[@ja-vishaara]

Fishing fleets in the Peanut Hole: "It's free real estate"

[@fierman_diehm]

China : trying to claim indonesia EEZ with ancient backstory Indonesia : excuseme,do you know an ancient Kingdom named Majapahit and Sriwijaya? China : wait, thats illegal

[@kay870]

mongol empire join the chat

[@realcatinside6499]

uni Soviet

[@melopc]

No earth beneath the heaven does not belong to the Emperor. 普天之下 莫非王土。

[@aimanff969]

Johor Empire has joined the chat

[@fierman_diehm]

@Micky Calebro is that so? Do you have any reliable source?

[@axdn5669]

"The World's Strangest Borders" *Me, a **-Northern-** Irish individual:* "I am unaware of such political border"

[@galaxyred7]

*United Ireland* 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[@banana_man_101]

@@galaxyred7 Ok IRA

[@MortyMortyMorty]

No one: Literally nobody: Polish people: Let's sail 30 000 km to catch some fish just to mess with Russia.

[@mikihirai335]

Sail*

[@MortyMortyMorty]

@@mikihirai335 oh fuck

[@tarmac4220]

You will not get it

[@galaxyred7]

Russia : Poland why you do this??? Poland : *Remember 1939?!* It is called *Revenge* bitch.

[@Perririri]

Normie

[@l.o.gfauzan1877]

Taiwan: Finally, something I can agree with China

[@Coolperson6278]

Taiwan not a state it's country

[@redguy3256]

China always agrees with China

[@Cidrecngo]

@@Coolperson6278 its technically a country.. but its complicated, so lets just say its a country, but not recognized by the UN

[@chees8067]

As a Taiwanese, I can say that Taiwan is both a country and not a country, it’s complicated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@nicholashsjd499]

@@chees8067 taiwan is't country you lose the war

[@nickgehr6916]

Everyone: *This is my sea* China: No, this is *OUR SEA* *_*Soviet anthem intensifies_*

[@edgelord8337]

It's not yours it's OUR ocean.

[@hiimapop7755]

@Qam05 Because *c o m m u n i s m*

[@qwertyuiopzxcvbnm9890]

@@hiimapop7755 In fact China is as far away from communism as OECD countries.

[@STB4G]

@Qam05 ikr

[@jamesmoriarty9433]

Communism is evil. Never forget.

[@aqeeladaiyanzeva2731]

Now China also claims the North Natuna Islands in Indonesia

[@kim.yuseok1]

Sembarangan aja cina nge klaim laut orang jangan kan kita, punya malaysia, pilifina, vietnam, brunei jepang aja di claim

[@merickclare]

I really hate China and their official. But not the Chinese people.

[@LKR01622]

Philippines fault. Ask me why

[@taehyungismyuwu6704]

@@LKR01622 why?

[@vee3732]

@@LKR01622 Yeah, why?

[@johnc4122]

Vietnamese maritime borders: *exists* China: *”Hippity hoppity your water is my property”*

[@Green_Magolor_Gijinka]

Others:China fuck off

[@bennetxia8707]

I think you mean phillipines Vietnam has some pretty absurd maritime borders as well. I mean not as absurd as China but pretty absurd.

[@AnDrei-nf5jb]

pretty much every one in the south of asia

[@sweetpotato3910]

Look at this video. Your vietname country claim EEZ like china 6:45 Why you only blame china. You greedy bastard

[@alonelyperson6031]

@@sweetpotato3910 Mostly because the border of vietnam is still fairly small. (Though I would mind you not to say it as "Your vietname country" that could be false) In comparison, China is much much more ridiculous. Another thing to note is Vietnam is a part of the ASEAN, so the other countries don't mind (Read: Tolerate) their claims too much. While China isn't a part of the ASEAN, and China definitely doesn't have the other ASEANs in their mind when they claimed that EEZ.

[@CT-Jesse-nv2wi]

Nobody : Exactly nobody : China : hey, you know that once upon a time ancient china kingdom own entire ocean before the extinction of dinosaurs

[@ortegakenneths.bsba-1824]

Wuxia?

[@DWnetworkDW]

Britain : 😏

[@290198Nicholas]

@@DWnetworkDW insert *rule britannia song intensifies*

[@terrymeng6321]

If this congenital liar learned a tiny bit of history, it wouldn't be spreading lies.

[@Sam-O-matic]

British Empire: We still are the rulers of the sea! Laughs in french EEZ. Edit: grammar wars.

[@Haxerous]

EEZ

[@zainchandia7355]

ashlinmario sequeira this proves why it’s better to pronounce z as zed (British) rather than zee (American) as foreigners might confuse it with c.

[@Haxerous]

@@zainchandia7355 well I pronounce it as zed so yeah not gonna dispute your argument. British English for the win.

[@gabrieldutra3176]

Hon hon hon hon hon V A J O N

[@Samm815]

USA: "Haha, that's a funny joke, cousin."

[@amedeolivio534]

Real life lore makes a video about weird ocean borders *every swamp of water around china starts sweating nervously*

[@zaidarsalan2960]

Funny how water sweats

[@Guisantz]

boo hoo

[@zeffmalchazeen3429]

I am from the Philippines and this video made me understand why the Spratly Islands are being fought over. At first I thought only the Chinese and Filipinos are the ones fighting over this area.

[@LongNguyen-tn6jw]

Vietnamese here, at first i thought only about us and China kekw

[@avacado3546]

Filipino here..... I think we just like to say IT'S CHINA.

[@XiELEd4377]

@@avacado3546 yeah, I know a chinese grandma who doesn't really care about China

[@Percise_bee]

@@XiELEd4377 realistic Ukrainian map

[@iuemiuchinhieulama]

Paracel Islands and Spratly Islands belong to Vietnam. Quần đảo Hoàng Sa và Quần đảo Trường Sa là của Việt Nam.

[@ramraghavendra7178]

Everyones is gangsta until Mongolia and Ottoman empire starts claiming land based on history

[@YuzuEdelweiss]

The Great Britain:

[@ramraghavendra7178]

@@YuzuEdelweiss ohh shit,my country is one of them🤣

[@neoxwx]

The whole Iberian Peninsula, France and *Russia* be like:

[@Andromediens]

UK: I'm still an empire considering my sea territories France: Hon Hon Hon... omae wa mou *shindeiru*

[@monicat9110]

Andromediens NanI

[@human8985]

NANI?

[@pravijarajesh]

*_NANI?_*

[@NotAnAlex_Guy]

*WHAT!* (Its BRITAN you stupid idiots not japan, and ik get ‘woooshed’ so shut up)

[@Luciddream150]

*france: hon hon hon... you are already dead*

[@Electromagnet9000]

Brunei: Guys, can we just be friendly? Literally the entire South China sea: Haha no

[@Quintaner]

You should go over the situation with the Caspian. That thing is very weird because of the fact that it’s historically been considered a sea but is geographically a lake

[@jancarlocozo317]

Here in the Philippines, China's coast guard is literally in our 200 nautical mile EEZ and claims it is in their jurisdiction.

[@cringepapc69oribvrr]

@i cant breathe our president is a China's puppet. He is so scared to China that he didn't do what he said during his campaign at 2016.

[@lvl50hogrider5]

@i cant breathe if you attack war will start, everyone is waiting for that move for a long now.

[@YoungFresho]

@@cringepapc69oribvrr if du30 disagrees or retaliate of some sort, china will start a war against us

[@cringepapc69oribvrr]

@@YoungFresho pretty true to be honest, I remember what happened to Vietnam when they did that back in the 90's I think

[@thegayestmfalive]

Is that why Duterte wanted to buy the BrahMos missiles?

[@LivingDeathGuy]

Brunei be like “why y’all hate me?”

[@str2010]

Singapore be like "I feel you, bro,"

[@Jdm491]

@@str2010 East Timor: I get no recognition

[@tayronrenkanyanunggun2961]

@@Jdm491 Papua New Guinea: I'm almost undiscovered guys.

[@zauber4325]

@@tayronrenkanyanunggun2961 BRUH FOR REAL THO 😂😂😂😂

[@yudikurniaadiputra5766]

November 2019 : China takes everybody sea territory January 2020 : add Indonesia in the list . . .

[@pietrow138]

What happened to China-Indonesia?

[@yudikurniaadiputra5766]

@@pietrow138 china cost guard recently escorted Chinese fisherman ship to stealing Indonesian fish from Indonesia's EEZ

[@MArpin-re3sr]

And that wrong decicion of china

[@Sheirvy]

I like how youtube recommendation bring indonesians to here just because there's tension going on with china lol

[@ddm3437]

@@pietrow138 Beijing claimed South China Sea in the North Natuna Sea (before South China Sea too). It just cause from historical. You can read that news from Indonesian sites

[@frankcl1]

The UN : China, how large do you want your EEZ to be? China : yes

[@MarloSoBalJr]

America: *WAIT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!* 😒

[@xanpenguin754]

@Alex Mercer what is misinformation about it? The South China Sea is rather different than the Fawklands or French Polynesia. Those claims are universally known. The Spralty Islands have only recently become really important to these countries. So now they are all trying to insist they claim them. China's claim is foolish, Vietnam is in the same boat. I don't know historically who claims them. And when I say historically claims them, I mean documents that prove they own the islands from that time. Not someone saying they own it. What should happen is that the sea becomes international waters. But it's not like the South China Sea is the same as the UKs, France's, Netherlands, USs, Germany's, Russian, etc. International claims from Islands they own.

[@UnderTakerSN1]

Ok, china lost the case against Philippines, about the part of spratly island claimed by Philippines and China, in the international arbitrary Court. But china didn't recognize the decision.

[@xanpenguin754]

@@UnderTakerSN1 why am I not surprised.

[@andrei6154]

technically they don't choose how far their eez is. 200 at max bro

[@E4439Qv5]

"The ocean is just an empty, flat, wasteland..." Me: _hmm, yes, the floor is made out of saltwater_

[@smallfoot5689]

The Russians took their land, so the Poles took their *fish*

[@nottoday3817]

Actually, that land belongs to Ukraine now. Go steal Ukrainian fish.

[@voltek9738]

@LUNAR BLOODDROP ?

[@paulanthony4499]

Q

[@kelvinpang438]

Hole in Russia's water : exists Foreign ships : It's free real estate

[@tymgamerz]

Imagine russia just declared that every ship that passed through their waters must pay a million per pax and the companies that went in the hole became bankrupt if they exited

[@HonestHappyHater]

@@tymgamerz They legaly can't do that

[@kelvinpang438]

@@HonestHappyHater Why not?It's their waters.Its a terrible idea through as Russia will receive heavy backlash and every nation on earth will stop trading with Russia cause they ain't going to pay 1m/pax.What would have been good is if Russia declared that every ship that is in the hole have to pay 1m/pax as compensation for all that fishing that result in heavy losses of fish for Russia's sea in that area.

[@kelvinpang438]

@@tymgamerz That's a terrible idea every nation on earth will stop trading with Russia as they ain't going to pay 1m/pax just to trade with Russia.What would be good is if they declared every ship in the hole have to pay 1m/pax as compensation for the fish lost in that area.

[@HonestHappyHater]

@@kelvinpang438 According to UN Convention of the Law of the Sea they can't. We are talking about an EEZ here, not territorial waters. That means that Russia has exclusive rights to manage resources there, but it can't tax the area, nor they can stop ships that swim through... unless these ships are pirate ships or try to exploit the resources inside the EEZ, then they can stop the ships, but still not tax. The whole document is on UN website, if you really want to check that. Besides, if that was possible, and Russia did this, then in retaliation from western nations they would loose access to Panama Channel, Danish Straits and straits north of Canada

[@JroeSR]

ASEAN: *scrambling up for maritime territory China: " *O P P O R T U N I T Y* "

[@markus-theswiftie4605]

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[@boojryt]

I love your videos anyway that’s a fact, they are really intuitive and provide awesome content both entertaining and educational. But what I love the most is your transitions into the promotions. The password one here especially blew my head off before. Bravo.

[@theunfunny421]

*China and almost every south east Asia Fighting about EEZ* Indonesia:eating popcorn *China after finish with them* :build military base inside Indonesia EEZ *Indonesia give his popcorn to Singapore* *Indonesia stand up in dramatic way and walk to China* Indonesia:The what??

[@_floof1582]

Now its time for singapore to eat popcorn

[@ddm3437]

@@_floof1582 lol

[@_Nemo2210]

Indonesia: I'm gonna do what called pro gamer move!

[@commentorbot3979]

just waiting for china to show up in the singapore straits

[@bigbrainbighartbighandbigp4605]

before china claim north natuna sea they alredy beat vietnam filipin malaysia. if china beaten indonesia they will claim singapore too and give the popcorn to thailand

[@pewpewdragon4483]

World: You need land to claim EEZs China: * makes island * World: wait, that's illegal ._.

[@arch455]

also world: wait we have past maps that dont have those island in it

[@gripen6512]

this seems legit😂

[@theunfunny421]

@@arch455 China : you are to dangerous to be left alive

[@lokischeissmessiah5749]

Also the UN convention on the law of the sea literally says that the islands cannot be artificial and must be capable of sustaining human habitation by themselves. So yes. It is definitively illegal.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

​@@lokischeissmessiah5749 Thar reminds me of one medditeranean "island" that got claimed by britain and italy before it sank again. At some point they had a diver with a flag on the underground peak "just in case" it breaks surface again. Or that rock owned by Ireland far off in the sea.

[@kaesonteo6059]

Explaining to China how they can’t claim the entire sea by making “islands” is like explaining to a 4 year old brat how they can’t make/print money to be rich

[@flyinghigh2000]

Countries have been doing that for years. Look at light houses on a piece of rock somewhere. China only takes it much further. Built an airport and basically make the island bigger. The Spratleys are not even islands, they are rocks in the ocean

[@angelo_alexpaguntalan411]

@@flyinghigh2000 no some islands which is kalayaan group of islands which is from our country Philippines, were there's a town their and maybe some country like Vietnam

[@AlyverRevylaRend]

China thinks as if they own everything in Asia

[@xioucao5732]

angelo alex paguntalan yes we do

[@codenameaki6614]

And using Phillipine's sand as an artifial island it only means Phillipines owns the island and China just created it lol Like the Random kid that owns the money that was created by China

[@LogicA002]

I am from the Philippines and I was actually surprised to learn that it was not only China that wanted to take the Spratly Islands. Stay safe my Southeast brothers!

[@stefbos2000]

Everyone: Uses there own legal EEZ' China: We don't do that here

[@UnderTakerSN1]

@Alex Mercer well the eez of the Philippines is legal, Philippines filed a case about the disputed island also claimed by China, to the international arbitrary Court, and the court recognize the claim of Philippines. Which means that china has no authority in that place, but China didn't recognize the decision of the court.

[@Sinyao]

And from then on the US had an aircraft carrier sitting around the area in case China decides to feel a bit uppity.

[@Intrimrcx]

Jmark Mo why do you think the court is just for both countries? Why the territory of one country need to be dealt with other countries?

[@Intrimrcx]

Jmark Mo like the USA ,made a bill to hk,how do you wanna hope it should be justice for the people? Have a brain plz,you can search for why there’s South China Sea ,why it should be China ,while every country had recognized it to China ,now you told me there isn’t?

[@galaxyred7]

Stef Bos Countries : *agrees on something* China : *laughs in communism*

[@radianzero]

South east asia: "So these are our maritime borders." China: *_Laughs in Artificial Islands_*

[@khurramzafar]

*Laughs in characters*

[@Mario123007]

At least 🇹🇼 Taiwan has the largest island in South China sea lol.

[@czechslovakian]

Actually, under UN law, artificial islands do not count.

[@kentershackle1329]

@Alex Mercer Yes agreed, US congress aka USA does not rectify the UNCLOS.. While every nation agreed on the 12Nautical mile seaborder. US thinks they are special, theirs should be more🤭.

[@kentershackle1329]

@ US dun really care, dosent it..?. With its Super Carriers ..its EEZ is all over the world.

[@adamdfc9809]

South east asia: "So these are OUR maritime borders." China: Laughs in communism

[@CCTV_1984]

Adam DFC that's Our Sea Territory - international recognition sea of Francoria or The Rectangle Zone

[@Wandrative]

More like laughs in Sinocentric Confucianism, Taiwan is on board with it also. Further proof that China is the main problem of cancer, not really communism as itself.

[@alexcorvuscazador5596]

@@Wandrative No you are right, its just the thing that put its one party ruling system goverment there in the first place, absolutly no responsability at all. (Talking specifically about China here not any other country which are a discussion of their own,but yes I do agree just like Homer said it sounds good in theory(to some limited extent) )

[@senkobread1215]

Vietnam is a communist and communist rebels in the philippines is rising

[@bd8594]

Isn’t Vietnam a communist country?

[@shaunvrse]

Wow China be messin’ with Japan, Taiwan, Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Vietnam including their allies..😮

[@JanQ07]

It is like ASEAN + Allies(Japan, S. Korea, US, UK, France, and etc.) Vs. China😂😂😂

[@not_autistic_336]

Mostly all asian countries hate them

[@ygotsvlog3762]

@@not_autistic_336 yes they f k eachother

[@not_autistic_336]

@Joel Ygot as a neighbouring country in china they are very selfish to the point we dont like when they visit our country

[@ygotsvlog3762]

Yes but china has people on phillipines we like them :)

[@nguynzinh2584]

Everyone: talking about Spratly Islands Meanwhile in the North... Paracel Islands: Why all of you always forget about me?

[@rjbrriuhrrji9434]

Vietnam:mine

[@hanshartman440]

Meanwhile in south. Papua new Guinea: first time?

[@discryptency]

Thank you so much for the video. This really helped to explain why China and the Philippines are continually at each other for the South China Sea(I know Malaysia and Brunei have part in it too, but I hear a lot of news between China and the Philippines)

[@hanstheexplorer]

West Philippine Sea*

[@Firecyyy]

Poland: Cool international waters Poland Raids it China: I want South Korea: Me too! Japan: Mine now Bulgaria: Cool let me see Ukraine: Ok Panama: Ok then ill do it

[@theunfunny421]

Russian: *you have fall into my trap*

[@janreydoctolero1819]

Chinese: Wants a military Base and International route Filipino: Defending their territory for the small Time fishermen who Feeds their family with only 10$ a day CHINA LEAVE THEM ALONE!

[@slightlyexistential1640]

Ph government: *lets not hurt chinas feelings* 😢😢😢😢

[@joshuavallente7057]

Nihilist Robot Haha. Sadly, the Philippine president and the government cares more about China’s feelings than that of its own people.

[@slightlyexistential1640]

@@joshuavallente7057 lol the president even wants to make the philippines a province of china Such a traitor

[@slightlyexistential1640]

@lol youtube is banned in china stop lying

[@slightlyexistential1640]

@ nobody bullies china, china is the bully himself everybody is just protecting whats theirs

[@ikanlucu123]

China is trying to take Indonesian Natuna Island now on 😂👌

[@mustthopasultanovachalih2843]

iI thinnk chaina is brave

[@ikanlucu123]

They're leaving already

[@thefourthreich2039]

@@ikanlucu123 they're back again actually

[@ikanlucu123]

They're leaving again actually

[@eongpinlee]

both of them are the same. Like to claim everything ahaha

[@luke.b52]

I like how he says "optimistic" when referring to the Chinese EEZ so he doesn't get banned in china haha

[@richardj6531]

He refers Taiwan as a country, u think he would care about getting ban in China?

[@nottoday3817]

youtube is banned in China altogether

[@zhonghengliu2757]

Dude this whole website is banned in China. He just doesn't care.

[@alexm566]

he doesn't want to anger the Chinese, not the country

[@milesedgeworth2431]

social credit -15

[@vanguard616]

Me: *Has geography test tomorrow about the EEZ* RLL: *Uploads vid* Me: "Welp, time to study by procrastinating I guess..."

[@SupersuMC]

How'd your test go?

[@vanguard616]

@@SupersuMC It went alright, dunno about the results yet, it normally takes a week

[@vanguard616]

@@SupersuMC Update, I got a 14/20... which is around 70/100, Idk about US standards, maybe a B?

[@chees8067]

China: (starts claiming territories based on ancient historical claims) Mongolia: **gets up and stretches** Britain: **prepares to sing yakkos world**

[@apia46]

4:27 RLL out of context: "Fish, obviously, swim wherever they want, in and out of different parts of the ocean, and the non-russian fleets didn't really care."

[@glenxoseph]

The claim of south china sea by China was published by the ROC government in 1947. It had 11 dashes, so it was called 11-dash line. After ROC fled to Taiwan and PRC controlled Chinese mainland, PRC kept ROC's claim, but the premier Zhou Enlai removed two dashes in the Gulf of Tonkin, because PRC and Vietnam has already made a more precise territory agreement there, so since then it's called 9-dash line. Sometimes it's called 10-dash line because of the dash added to include Taiwan. ROC is still keeping the 11-dash line as their territory claim. Neither ROC nor PRC have filed a formal and specifically defined claim to the area within the dashes, so it's a pretty vague claim. During international talks involving the Spratly islands, PRC and ROC have cooperated with each other since both have the same claims.

[@Edward_YT_WEC]

South China Sea / Spratly Islands: **Has undiscovered oil** USA: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@jay_mw]

Of all the countries wanting control of those islands you bring up one that doesn't?

[@jay_mw]

@L.K I get that, but it doesn't apply here. If the US had a small island in the vicinity and they tried to claim it then it works. This came across as blending the setup and punchline of two different jokes.

[@Typhyr]

Jason The US uses a thing called Proxy Politics, the US finds one country that will be their proxy, the proxy claims the territory, the US bcks the claim, the US gets the oil and the proxy gets some money in return

[@cloudynitro]

@@jay_mw I don't want to be the "actually" gut but... Actually, the US has been active in those parts of the ocean by being a mediator among SEA countries and China. They even brought out a few of their destroyers there to secure them waters against China's bullying. We all know they are there just because they don't want the oil to go to China.

[@UltimateAlgorithm]

@@joshuamatthews8326 US loves to intervenes other nations affairs. It is just in their DNA, especially when it is benefitting them. The difference between US and China is that China is more direct. While US covers their action to make them look good. But in terms of intervening other countries, US takes the cake.

[@raghavanpradeep9371]

The Spratly Islands: Thank god we have independence Everyone else:Builds military bases on artificial islands

[@richmondxavieriringan7491]

Brunei: let me just have this small piece of sea Malaysia: I’ll take this area plus whatever that guy has Vietnam & Philippines: Idk about you guys but we also have legal claims to these areas China: IDC, What you all have is mine Taiwan: Im you so what you have is basically mine! Other Countries: Can we just effing pass the area?

[@mielium5619]

Indonesia: *sitting in the back* China: oh no you dont get to sit back and this used to be chinese land so this is m i n e Indo: nop. Sriwijaya and majapahit. (Sriwijaya was in the 8th century and majapahit around 16th century iirc)

[@pomegranade]

that taiwan thing is hilarious 😂

[@agustiaraelakh3623]

China: IDGAS

[@JT-ru1ml]

What is Taiwan there is only one China

[@allenchung3993]

@@khoado2060 Government in TW is suck

[@moss8245]

Brunei: This is mine Malaysia: Really? Phillipines: That's mine Vietnam: Is your name on it? China: 👁️🐽👁️

[@knightsljx]

UN: Everyone follow the 200 nautical mile rule and we'll all be fine Everyone: LOL

[@prabhuz143]

Poland be like: Gimme dat fish

[@luucvinky2194]

Brunei: all right guys I’ll just take this small part of the ocean Everyone: *laughs and builds military bases*

[@angrysocialist1553]

I wanna live in the middle of all that disputed area and declare it a country

[@COYM_1908]

* Xi Jinping wants to know your location *

[@ammagon4519]

You'll get yeeted by all of those country

[@markcalton6717]

Nope, my country owns the West Philippine Sea and our president is insistent on the ownership. You dont wanna face an army of 181000

[@Edgeperor]

Mark Calton and said army does not want to face however big China’s army is. But nobody wants to face the entire UN, so no armies will face off.

[@99toyotacorolla]

@@markcalton6717 isnt Duterte basically selling his entire country to China and kisses Jinping's ass?

[@vigilantsycamore8750]

3:58 finally we get our revenge for the past several centuries of history

[@stilscarlott]

It's so crazy that all these disputes and their loopholes are quite similar to what children do when they fight or claim something. It's almost as if the children have just grown bigger in size and the playground is the entire Earth

[@alnotbiggaytho7124]

Water: exists China: it's my continental shelf

[@terrymeng6321]

It's how USA claims the entire Pacific Ocean filthy hypocrite

[@ilikedota5]

while taiwan's claims are legally identical to the prc's due to legal quirks, in reality, they are not tho. Not all maps discussing this even include Taiwan's claims, but Taiwan's de facto claims (ignoring the lack of recognition), are still ridiculously huge. I'm guessing they are thinking their chance of getting anything recognized is incredibly slim, so its go big or go home I guess.

[@qwertyTRiG]

Well, both the PRC and the RC claim to be the legitimate government of all of China. It's no surprise that they claim the same territory.

[@ilikedota5]

@@qwertyTRiG I don't think their claims are actually identical. Not sure because alot of maps don't list Taiwan's claims and/or some are confusing

[@gabj6816]

why doesnt nuke the disputed sea so that no one will go for it at all

[@tengkualiff]

Omg the fishing raiding parties are hilarious tbh

[@foodieanimal1066]

I have never watched an advert for so long.. An advert for Dashlane! Good documentary buddy.. (y)

[@anotheryoutuber2819]

4:16-4:22 it rhymes as if it were a poem

[@etienne7930]

Smart

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's fact: Alligators will give manatees the right of way if they are swimming near each other.

[@zZesterr]

What was yesterday’s fact

[@quitebad459]

@@zZesterr another fact will be given tmr

[@radianzero]

Idc

[@zZesterr]

Oh I meant yesterday lemme edit dat

[@pendlera2959]

It's been a week and no new facts... :(

[@Gabstermi]

Me: Ok Philippines, China, Malaysia and Vietnam. How many islands do you really want? Them: *YES*

[@ramraghavendra7178]

Singapore and Brunie:Why am i still here? just to suffer

[@adityasharma6579]

The peanut hole exists. Every other nation: It's free real estate

[@erickreyes7902]

Brunei, Malaysia, Vietnam and Phillipines: WE WIN AS ONE!... China: SHI-SHE!...

[@miguelmagana8244]

I’m like 5 minutes late but this is the earliest I’ve been without notifications 👍

[@simonl7868]

K

[@chainmbl4257]

Philippines: Maybe we can share the spratly islands equally China: *No*

[@connordrake5713]

That happened really. The Duterte Admin collaborate with China to explore the West Philippine Sea(internationally known as South China sea) in search for fossil fuel. The share is 60% for Philippines and 40% for China. I don't have any new news yet regarding that.

[@wuyi6945]

Viet nam: let me introduce myself

[@three33three33]

Well.. Duterte is the dumbest president the Philippines ever had.

[@damnedcat13]

@@three33three33 no

[@TRRailfan]

4:40 Me: oh, so the rule was changed so if you surround the water you own it RLL: continental shelf