THE WORST ALBUM OF 2016 (Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core) [NOT GOOD]

[@DannyWilliamH]

Snoop recorded those lyrics on his phone and sent that shit in via carrier pigeon.

[@elisefincher4478]

DannyWilliamH he also lost the little street cred he had by making this song with the felddog.

[@luisalonsoecheverria]

And gained it back by appearing on De La Soul's latest album!! Don't believe me. Go listen to "Pain"!!

[@onnixcarmichele3911]

This comment is two years old, but you deserve to be reminded that your comment on this video is an actual 10/10.

[@a.foobix]

@Michael Anthony Snoop has NEVER had street cred? 😭

[@patrickquinn3469]

Michael Anthony what world do you live in?

[@tster266]

“An album that will MAYBE go down as the worst album of the decade...” It did

[@DmitryAbrakhmanov]

Ez for Corey

[@PickleSurpriseVEVO]

Nah mate, The Wall (by Doog Walker) edged it out at the last minute

[@DTheAustralian]

Spartacus the Magnificent Eh, I’ll give NC's the Wall this: it didn’t seem to want to be a moneymaker so much as it wanted to be Doug proving himself as a singer. Which, as we know, was unfortunately not the case

[@DTheAustralian]

Spartacus the Magnificent Wasn't that a reference to how Taylor would always cover the Spongebob theme at concerts for his son? No offence but what are you on about?

[@DTheAustralian]

Spartacus the Magnificent Yeah, I got that. And I have my reasoning on how it doesn’t mean that NC's the Wall is but a cash grab. You’re one of those people who’s deadly serious about this album and can never joke about it, huh?

[@DeadSeraphin]

I finally realized that the angels are actually trying to place Corey back into hell in the artwork.

[@benjiusofficial]

I choked on my water lol

[@fisheatsteel]

😭

[@shiftcyclicity]

Bro xD

[@fishguise6818]

If only they succeeded

[@schiavonaspada]

not surprised

[@db-pl5yu]

I was watching Stand By Me with a friend, and when Corey Feldman was on screen I mentioned how he's a famous musician now. He went home and listened to this and told me he didn't want to be friends anymore.

[@silversoulken]

Wait fr? 😭😭😭😭

[@benjiusofficial]

I made friends over this album. I was listening to crappy music and played him "We Wanted Change" and "The Real Chip Douglas (Demo)" and he died laughing.

[@Dontmind8]

Are you two still friends or did that happen for real?

[@David-yk5tq]

He realized he wasn't worthy of being your friend

[@Amy-tg8sp]

Worth it!

[@jacobbruen9231]

The album cover looks like the start screen of a shitty flash game

[@rosesongoku6980]

*Zelda's Adventure.*

[@TheJupiteL]

I thought they were surreal hell creatures with big eyes, at least we get why it's an experimental album.

[@raoulprivatebusiness6240]

Jacob Bruen or a gay porno

[@bohampton9871]

Some late 90s early 2000s southern rap album covers

[@wizard1370]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@drinks_menu]

This album is what old people hear when they hear new music.

[@8bitdiedie]

I.. Well... I mean... That's just... Perfect. It's absolutely perfect.

[@ContraIV]

8bitdiedie kill

[@coyotelong4349]

+Hunter Harris You should win the Nobel Prize for that theory. That was spot-on.

[@RicoSalamander]

This is what stage four cancer patients hear in their darkest hour.

[@TheReverantChoir]

Hunter Harris Sounds like a 40 years old dude trying to do "hip" music

[@geoffreytbaker8724]

Snoop Dogg is the Nicholas Cage of Hip-Hop

[@sbel6626]

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read

[@slick3996]

For real, he's just always kinda there

[@geoffreytbaker8724]

@@FlameOnTheBeat Yeah, there's that dimension to it. I meant more like Snoop will do absolutely ANYthing. I mean, Nic got screwed by his accountant, I dunno what Snoop's excuse is.

[@RedStrayHound]

O m f g.......how have I not noticed this...?!

[@AtheistJr]

More like Robert de Niro

[@naturesdopeflow]

Just realized the Core part of the album title is a play on words for Corey’s first name. This album just does not stop delivering

[@Gobbledi_Gook]

LMAO STOPPP

[@naturesdopeflow]

Too perfect lol

[@ShOscar]

And the "2" in the album title refers to how this album is split into two CDs!

[@biohead66]

@@ShOscar Mind Blown!

[@Matt-yj1lz]

Deep

[@JustinOdisho]

This album is actually good if you listen to it as a case study of a man losing it

[@itsdachief]

the same applies for this review

[@MrLordpistoia]

Should of renamed the album diary's of a heroin addict.

[@FreudRulz]

@@MrLordpistoia idk dude grunge made heroin seem like a great inspiration

[@marie_84]

It sounds even better🔥 when you hear it backwards 🔙 🎧 ...with a bottle of beer....or two...🍻🍻 😂😂😂😂😂😨😨😨😨😨

[@el-kiote]

You can see the last movies hes made and other appearances for that

[@shukterhousejive]

Lickety Splickety's _A Series of Unfortunate Tracks_

[@twsmith474]

Shukterhouse Jive this is gold

[@valemaxema73]

Sir you are indeed a genius

[@цветок-ш7п]

Shukterhouse Jive this needs to be a thing on this channel

[@thyartismurder6352]

This is the single greatest comment ever written, I have been defeated

[@liammiller6247]

+Shukterhouse Jive *THOU ART A FUCKING LEGEND, MINE GOOD SIR* *TEN INTERNETS TO THEE*

[@KidFoThaWin]

It's like generic 2010s edm mixed with bad 90s pop while a tone deaf man sings country songs over it

[@KidFoThaWin]

For real though this is more extremely cheesy than unlistenable to me

[@JBSCORNERL8]

Rayshonda Hedgeh its unlistenable. im having a hard time watching this review

[@samharman7732]

Rayshonda Hedgeh that's why it's unlistenable

[@brayanargandonaflorentino548]

and don't forget the ear raping diner jazz

[@dressedlikeaghostfilms2568]

This is probably the most accurate description of this album I've seen so far, good job, seriously

[@james-m-8285]

You know how dads mispronounce Pokémon as pokiemans? This is like if your dad mispronounced the entire concept of modern music.

[@deftrascal1626]

that is such a good analogy holy shit

[@Jesus-wi1tt]

Pretty much

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

My mom pronounce’s Pokémon pokieman ever time I heard about twitch streamer Pokiemane I think about my mom’s intentional mispronunciation of Pokémon.

[@xBINARYGODx]

I have never heard anyone mispronounce it and no one I have ever met has either - your parents are clearly brain damaged - probably because you abuse them. You should really feel good about this, they probably deserve it. Actually, why are you wasting time reading this? Grab a tire iron and get to work, champ!

[@aetherrr_3339]

LMAO

[@veryrarevibes]

The beats all sound like he hit the demo button on a Casio keyboard

[@andresesqueda1424]

thanks for making me spit soda all over my computer lol

[@AfroPlaylist]

hahahahahahaha

[@Swoopert]

Not everyone can be Wesley Willis

[@HerbaceousM8]

might've been a better album if it really was demos on a Casio

[@11raljr11]

epic comment

[@ink4968]

When snoop said “all she wanna do is twerk twerk, all I wanna do is party” over like five beats at once. That touched my soul 😩😢

[@nekozombie]

underrated

[@voss9352]

LMFAO IM DYING

[@RJManette]

ლ(◕ω◕ლ)

[@pyramidhead2912]

Lmaooo

[@ink4968]

@@kreuz7sieben my ears are powerfull

[@YukonHexsun]

Every song on this album needs at least three instruments removed from it.

[@TheJupiteL]

Excuse me, it's called "layering".

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Less is more?

[@gallumsgorner6185]

Every song needs to be removed from the album.

[@smorepie]

It's Corey Feldman's version of "the wall of sound"

[@Darkko88]

Every copy of this album should be erased from existence.

[@waityseg]

I got Corey Feldman and Corey Taylor confused so for a second I was listening to this thinking “damn the guy from slipknot really fell off”

[@alexanderwood3465]

😂

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

Taylor was on that terrible Nostalgia Critic Pink Floyd video, which is arguably just as bad.

[@lazarpeuraca9618]

​@@ArchibaldClumpythat thing is just awful, in the worst way possible, without any redeemable factors; this album is bad too, don't get me wrong, but it's so freaking funny amd entertaining it might just flip around the 0/10 to 11/10 It's like the horseshoe theory of music

[@Tony_3XL]

Classic.

[@bobbymeller1580]

🤣🤣🤣

[@qtf0x]

Fantano laughing hysterically at these songs seems so much more insulting than anything he could have possibly said about them lol

[@waltersommerhalder7060]

No that is the fact that he didnt even place the album cover right!

[@murciadoxial8056]

There's a reason why he is banned for life from all corey shows and appearances

[@okaytommy5726]

Murcia doxial wait is he actually?💀

[@murciadoxial8056]

@@okaytommy5726 Yeah.

[@fisheatsteel]

@@murciadoxial8056 😂😂😂

[@joshuaholtgreive3323]

It’s like daft punk and skrillex tried to reverse engineer trout mask replica

[@1687angle]

Bro this is it... This is it 😂😂😂

[@ccasta01]

Lmaooo

[@j.s.7894]

Yes that’s EXACTLY it

[@_PuppetMaster86]

I can't believe Trout Mask Replica is more enjoyable than this album.

[@Part-TimeYouTubeCommenter]

That's the most accurate thing I've ever read in my life, Jesus Christ.

[@athanagames]

I mean this album is so fucking terrible that Fantano decided that getting copyright strikes was worth being able to show us how truly terrible it is live.

[@somebodyyouneverknew1095]

I don’t think he got any strikes tho

[@TheJollyMisanthrope]

I think Corey subscribes to the school of thought that there is no such thing as bad press.

[@q.parablesque5610]

@@TheJollyMisanthrope Corey believes there is no such thing as enough bad press.

[@miserirken]

i know people who have bought this damn album just 'cause these bad reviews... It's like The Room in music form.

[@joshuazeeman7553]

@@miserirken perfect description! It's one of the few pieces of music that becomes "so bad it's good", I laugh throughout the listen

[@Fiqstro]

Video Game Drummer Productions 2 years ago (edited) 0:00 Introduction 6:39 Ascension Millenium 8:10 Lovin Lies 10:40 Angelic 2 the Core 11:42 Lickity Splickity 13:13 4Bidden Attraction 13:50 Crossed the Line 15:06 Bad People 16:36 Duh! 17:33 Everybody 18:48 Go 4 It! 21:09 Test 1 21:56 Seamless 24:47 Wanna Break Free 26:10 Negativity 28:10 Ya Got Me 28:56 Baby Blue Eyes 30:49 4 My Love 32:50 We Wanted Change 36:17 Take a Stand 38:52 Remember 222 40:37 Mercy 44:03 Working Class Hero 47:03 Final Thoughts

[@thetreeofclues]

bro didnt even try 💀💀💀

[@partycity750]

Thanks king👑

[@tellurelli]

Corey Feldman sounds like Michael Jackson sounds like now.

[@davelister2961]

This album is what resulted from God meeting Tenacious D at a crossroads in Australia and challenging them to sing "the worstest songs in the world". God was then unhappy because Cage and JB were unintentionally too good, so he replaced them with the Corey Feldman Collective and dialled the "awful" up to 11.

[@dtanobo]

This album sounds like when in a Disney movie, the protagonist's unique rock band get acquired by the countries biggest label and they think they're going to be the next big thing but turns out they turn their song into some electronic pop song to get mainstream and the band learns to be themselves and never ever do what that label says. However, in those movies the song is purposely made to sounds shit.

[@morganb8250]

Fart Tony you’re right

[@GeneralNuisance00]

Poor Drake Bell.

[@dixen9116]

The PO From Hell Instantly thought of that song lmfao

[@jakobgueits]

This album is what I would make if I had access to logic pro in 4th grade

[@ShadesoffosedahS]

He came up with this album in 4th grade and had to wait until autotune became a thing to get anyone to help him make it.

[@fisheatsteel]

😂😂😂

[@davidscrumbly6258]

even i'd make something better than this bruh

[@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn]

​@@davidscrumbly6258i think anybody would 😂😂😂😂

[@charliesimon7595]

This album's wikipedia page literally only three sentences "Angelic 2 the Core is the fifth studio album by American actor and singer Corey Feldman, released on June 22, 2016.[1] Feldman asked fans to help raise $105,000 to fund the album through Indiegogo,[2] but fell short and only raised $14,982.[3] The album was universally panned and is regarded as one of the worst albums of all time."

[@sagiepuff]

I didn’t believe you at first, but I looked it up myself. Jesus Christ.

[@alexmathewmendoza]

What more really needs to be said lol

[@WhelmedButReady]

If you ask me that's still too nice

[@HEYitzED]

He’s made five albums? Omg.

[@patrickquinn3469]

HEYitzED exactly

[@Connorthecatsdad]

The sketches are actually so much crazier than you think. They intro with the Batman transition sound, are framed as being Charlie's angels briefings, play The Shaft theme, and use Mission Impossible dialogue ("your mission, should you choose"). Fucking insane

[@matthias6933]

That’s what having Alzheimer’s must feel like

[@Connorthecatsdad]

@@matthias6933 or being in Everything Everywhere, All At Once

[@noahshighlightreel]

He’s literally talking to the voices in his head like it’s scary

[@carmovision]

it's like a big bowl of TV Land soup

[@MyPimpinAfro14]

Upcoming album review is Corey Feldman and Kid Cudi collab: Speedin Bullet 2 The Core

[@morissmor]

Not funny

[@plodaerte]

speedin bullet to eternal hell*

[@pbm2324]

God no 😂

[@MyPimpinAfro14]

Michael Jimenez I got you cuh I think its next to this lil yachty album...

[@spoo]

It's named after the gunshot wound you'll wish you had taken instead of listening to the album.

[@eliasmata8855]

Guys, hear me out. Kid Cudi went from a 0 to a 10. Next Feldman album, guaranteed success with the melon!

[@pibeley2014]

Elias Mata see you in 10 years lol

[@RustyMuck]

What has Corey Feldman done since the Goonies that either hasn't been a train wreck, a dumpster fire or absolute shit? This album took a decade to make and it's *still* a joke!

[@hubblebublumbubwub5215]

Corey will go from worst album of 2016 to best album of 2016

[@hubblebublumbubwub5215]

Corey will go from NOT GOOD to NOT BAD

[@zarlei6048]

Incoming classic

[@OfficialSimtem]

This aint a review, this is a movie

[@officialmodsound]

In which case it is a well-done improv. art-film

[@officialmodsound]

Worst Soundtrack in the history of cinematography though.

[@elementguy14DS]

a documentary on the worst album in years

[@kirad]

This aint a review, its a BOMB

[@nremac]

A bomb!

[@averytherockgod9822]

0% guns 100% drugs 50% sex 100% autotune 0% talent

[@Steve-dv4hy]

100% concentrated power of pills

[@R-H-B]

100% pure uncut rock

[@zacharia0654]

@@R-H-B lmao

[@brianholt4725]

So,,, 250% drugs ,sex,and auto tune?

[@aceman0000099]

15% concentrated power of will

[@modestreptile]

Cocaine deserves a writing credit on this album

[@lambrosk3790]

Feldman- This is going to be probably one of the greatest albums since Off the Wall, influencing music for generations to come. Cocaine- Corey’s really starting to worry me.

[@marcelosaletti1183]

dont insult cocaine, many great songs had her feature, i think we have some next level shit envolved on this, probably ketamine

[@porkfriedrice1530]

This is is closer to elephant tranquilizer

[@Individual245]

You're all on the right track. The only thing that really explains how this trainwreck happened is ... the makers of it were on some serious drugs.

[@Paul.......]

@@marcelosaletti1183 Don't insult ketamine like that. This is like taking 40 tabs of benadryl and licking a mysterious E pill off the club floor

[@ParkerGaming69]

It's been 2 years and I still can't stop watching this. This is Anthony's opus.

[@wjsnactivist6141]

Revisiting this is the best

[@MarshallWolfMiller]

Spicytoast This and Speedin’ Bullet 2 Heaven, definitely.

[@elyjah6380]

This and his reaction to Tom MacDonald

[@yourusernameisdumb9509]

Agreed. I can't count how many times I've watched/listened this.

[@nevadanate4957]

Also Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz

[@scharkfin9034]

The year is 2056. Music has evolved to the point where all genres have melded together and everything has stagnated out. Music creators haven't created anything of value, or anything incredibly original, in years. The world is beginning to notice, and is looking for a solution. Anthony, who has long retired his channel and theneedledrop brand, goes through his old vinyl collection trying to reminisce of the now-named "Golden Age" of music. He tries to pull out his copy of The Money Store, but in his old age he trips and bumps his shelf. Suddenly, Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core falls into his hands. He remembers this review, and begins to play it. Completely opposite to this review, our Melon's eyes begin to light up as the music hits his ears. Everything has changed. The underlying genius of this album is just the thing that the world needs in this dire time. Anthony calls one of his old friend, Kanye West, and tells him he knows how to save the music industry. Kanye, who retired after the universal praise following eventual Yhandi's drop in 2032, uses his old connections to get Melon the attention he needs. Melon meets with the heads of the Sony, Universal, and Warner music labels. He gently puts his vinyl player on the table, and begins playing Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core. They are absolutely blown away. Corey Feldman is flown out to oversee the making of every new music project, and things are beginning to look up. His album flies up the charts, and overall reception of music is the best its been in years. Music is now in a renaissance rivaling none other. Corey Feldman and Melon are known throughout the world as the people that saved music. Eventually the two meet in person to converse about how the landscape of music has now been revived. Anthony is nervous 2 The Core, standing in the shadow of a revered legend. He does nothing but praise him and his brilliance. Corey offers no response, and merely squints his eyes at Melon. Anthony turns to leave out of embarrassment, but just as he has his back towards Corey, he feels a sharp stab. Blood drips down the yellow flannel as Melon turns his head to see Corey with a shining knife pulled out of his back. With a tear in his eye, Backthony Stabtano can only make out one word, "Why?" Corey mutters- "I remember." Anthony falls to the floor, and Corey begins to use his newfound power in the music industry to tarnish the legacy of theneedledrop.

[@geoffroyclop]

Thank you

[@YoshiNucleus17]

I've read entire novels that were less captivating than this comment

[@grizzlyadamblack]

To much time on your hands

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

how about some indented paragraphs u phegete

[@harryjang3408]

Fan fiction in a KZbin comment section?

[@dadaismotienekasepta]

Dude thinks he's in the 80s, 90s and around 2009 at the same time

[@IIzachBuilds]

apparently he started working on this album in 2006.. so I mean, yeah

[@gabrielmarkaj-u7r]

​@@IIzachBuilds 10 years for this? it can't be real

[@cacomeat7385]

This sounds like a parody album you'd hear in a sitcom, not something that actually exists

[@KatSpicert]

Like something South Park would genuinely make to parody Limp Biskitz or some shit. The joke writes itself lmao.

[@Zachkhat]

It feels like the music version of Freddy got fingered, like where you listen to it and feel like this can't have been made seriously

[@jacksaccount5848]

Zackhat Well that analogy shouldn’t work because Freddy Got Fingered was an intentional troll and was actually funny

[@audiosurfarchive]

Seems like something from 30Rock

[@lydiavalentino]

"Ascension Millennium" was actually used in a joke on Glee

[@robpalmer9051]

Top 3 amazing things about this album. 1) "Thinkin bout my niece". 2) Corey Feldman mimicking MJ. 3) This album is 90+ minutes long.

[@benjiusofficial]

Dude, "We Wanted Change" is easily the fuckin banger of the album. You cannot sleep on the jazz

[@zeekman7223]

バンジョベンジ agreed.. total banger

[@kudos4201]

@@benjiusofficial WEeEEEEeEEeE

[@zorgnaxstash]

BOUT MY NIECE!

[@LadyBoobs]

also it took him 10 years to make

[@Enceladus2106]

Except for the entire album, I think the album was pretty good

[@chagrin6919]

The album cover's horrible as well

[@littlebearoverlook]

@@chagrin6919 it's like a parody of 90s Memphis album cover

[@dougxvale]

I hope that was sarcasm

[@Enceladus2106]

@@dougxvale No I was serious

[@garrett4309]

Yeah the album was kind of like in rainbows, except completely different

[@caden6670]

This album legit might be a 10 for me. It is so unbelievably horrible that I am in love with it. Every time I listen to this album I enjoy it thoroughly because of just how funny it is. Edit June 15, 2024. I found out recently that this album was taken off streaming services, and I haven’t been right since. I need some prayers yall, I dont know if I can live without We Wanted Change… Edit 2: WERE SO BACK LETS GOOOOOO FELD-DOGGGGGG!!!!!

[@jacobdrenick]

I ironically love We Wanted Change to the point that I unironically love it and catch myself singing it around the house

[@caden6670]

@@jacobdrenick thats me with lovin lies, its unironically one of my favorite songs ever because it makes me laugh my ass of every time i hear it

[@bruh......2005]

Like many comments pointed out, litteraly The Room of music. The beauty about this gorgeous disaster of an album is that you can feel the Corey's efforts though every single God awfull song on this album and he thinks that he's actually making good music. I don't think anyone can replicate this amount of delusion you need to make this vomit inducing Masterpiece. Truly one of the albums of all times

[@eatbliss8895]

So is the amazing sonic power of the Feld-Dog.

[@caden6670]

@@eatbliss8895 only feld-dog could master the art of terrible music

[@liluzioou4531]

Homie: this mixtape is gonna get us out the hood! The mixtape in question:

[@achair650]

*WHEEEEEZE*

[@natthechristian6271]

Homie: this mixtape is gonna get us out the hood! The mixtape in question: now I’m with Spongebob

[@PearLock]

HAHAHAHA

[@dt1-n2f]

@@natthechristian6271 Racing down the autobarn

[@ohgodthepain]

They making it back into the hood

[@petevaldezbc1]

I get a lot of nods and props when i bump this driving through the hood

[@hueyhulk954]

Sick Boy Valdez they nodding because they are going to rob you

[@цветок-ш7п]

Huey Hulk rob you of those sick tunes

[@Tiza123m]

They're saying "White people finally lost it. Its all up to us now."

[@MeanNYer]

Sick Boy Valdez 😀😁😂😂😂 Stop playing!

[@sonnylee147]

nods of agreeing to jump you in a few days from now.

[@DABL-bt4lw]

How does this album sound both overproduced and underproduced at the same time?

[@mehmed6529]

Cause its trying to be 100 but it's 0

[@neal2399]

Probably similar to how a $100 million movie can look like deep fried ass. Poor money management.

[@porkfriedrice1530]

Too much going on, yet none of it is placed correctly or under any control

[@KendrickMegaFan]

@@mehmed6529 yeah. This album is extremely ambitious, in the worst way possible

[@gckbowers411]

Lots of instruments, and most of them are too loud. That's how.

[@jamesmackes4531]

Corey Feldman invented 50 new genres over the course of that album

[@aarondavis8943]

It's like he's just heard a Mr Bungle album and is trying to go for something similar with very little effort and no talent.

[@charlescottle7106]

50 new genres and all awful 🤮

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

​@@charlescottle7106you right and corey dosen't even know how to become a singer and he become a loser

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

​@@charlescottle7106 i really hate corey feldman

[@PhenomAnon08]

This album sounds like it took every sound that’s been popular in the last 30 years threw them in a blender and then recorded it during an earthquake.

[@yaboycyn]

This is the most accurate description of this album tbh

[@TheGreatAndEpicMe]

Phijkchu Euphoric Pizza And Bass Boosted it

[@MordecaiWalfish]

its like turning on the shittiest pop music station in hell

[@nikolademitri731]

Andrew Mollinet Sumner That + schizophrenia and/or maybe bad mushrooms? Idk, but it’s definitely 40 years of every popular style of music & madness of some sort... PS: idk if that’s your kid or lil sis or what in ur pfp, but that is cute af, dude. ✌🏼

[@barryfarlane6242]

And like it was produced by satan

[@brycewilliams624]

Imagine an album so bad it didn't deserve the RED flannel

[@clevername15]

it got the camo flannel

[@christianr1240]

"Agh! I'm naked" - Melon

[@jayare6975]

This album got melon tweakin

[@taylorfrench6722]

Yellow Flannel: Good Red Flannel: Bad Sports Bra: Corey Feldman

[@MichaelGrey11]

Didn’t even deserve a real shirt

[@SayItAintTso]

this is track twelve this is track twelve *_there's 22 tracks_*

[@jhoust22]

Alexander Tso i wanna like your comment but it has 666 likes so i’m gonna leave it

[@KatSpicert]

@@jhoust22 im about to ruin your whole career

[@jhoust22]

Kat SpicErt yeah it’s already at 707 so i can like it lol

[@rainerochsofficial]

every time anthony mimics corey’s singing he unironically sounds 10 times better

[@saliv88]

“How is this legal?” My all-time favorite line from a music review.

[@michaelroy6630]

I was watching the video while I read this and was so curious when he was gonna say "how is this legal?" and then it was LITERALLY the next line. You're scaring me.

[@brandievan2678]

@Mike Golczynski shouldn't someone be in prison? -anglethany coretanio

[@coyotelong4349]

“Shouldn’t someone go to jail?”

[@Jake-ib8cy]

"Speedin' Bullet 2 The Angelic Core Of Heaven is the fourty-ninth mixtape by Nigerian reggae singer Ore Oke Gbogunmi. It was released on June 6, 1944 and was an immediate critical and commercial success" taen from the wiki

[@gooeyllewy3729]

i love how fantano tries to mock his voice bu winds up singing insanely better than feldman

[@ooDirtyMickoo]

i like how the first track sounds like a death grips song and fantano hates it.

[@Theybo2]

ooDirtyMickoo well for one, how the hell? it sounds nothing like death grips. also he said it was one of the better tracks on the album.

[@cstubbssubs7746]

ooDirtyMickoo how the FUCK does it sound like dg

[@SladeBallard]

I think "insanely" is a bit of a stretch though.

[@iwanttobefree3739]

ooDirtyMickoo nice meme, my friend.

[@Tdawgmcginty]

I’ve been feeling sick all day and wanted to be cheered up. I now feel more sick. I even had to call in sick to work. I’m not joking. The combination of this album and feeling slightly unwell has produced a new level of illness

[@Phoenixhunter157]

😂😂😂😢

[@eatbliss8895]

You might have got Coreyvid-22. (like 3X worse than Covid-19, because you can't die from it like you want to, and, like this album, it seems to last forever). Does Corey have a song about Covid-19 or vaxxing? It just would seem to fit, except maybe it is too relevant. Hopefully the box set has a Feldman's underwear scratch and sniff straight from Wuhan, inside.

[@seank784]

I hope Death Grips make an album that samples this album right here and then calls it "The Money Store 2"

[@kanyestan2400]

They would make it good

[@drewbocop]

Money 2 The Store

[@4dhumaninstrumentality789]

*rimshot*

[@conor8629]

Popcorn Sutton 2 Money 2 Store

[@Jbourbz]

Sean K fantano would give it an 11

[@fruitypeebils]

im imagining corey feldman silently watching all 50 minutes of this video

[@IuvenisOfficial]

fruitypeebils crying while watching it

[@sydneyprescott5241]

Omg i was totally thinking that! I betcha anything he's watched this, if there's any nice comments about Corey's music... you know it's him😣😥

[@steadyrhythms9571]

i can imagine him having a mental breakdown and beating his angels in his basement but no one can hear their screams for help because he’s gagged them and they lack the energy to because he only feeds them bread every morning so they can pleasure him by force every single day as he screams at them and experiments with them, which eventually makes a few obsolete that he puts in “the container” making him recruit and then chaining new girls through his “Corey’s Angels” program, showing them “the container” so they know where they go if they ever disobey his commands or fail him. or yeah, maybe he just cries silently.

[@sydneyprescott5241]

SteadyRhythms or he puts them in a silence of the lambs style dried up well

[@lmao-ev6nz]

Corey feldman banned perma anthony from going to his show lmao

[@downfromthereeefters]

Corey is so bad, Cal didn’t even try standing up for him in this review

[@cy9105]

It’s obvious that some poor recording engineer or producer worked miracles to even get this thing to sound the way it did. Respect to them.

[@eddienorth1063]

Pretty sure the producer helped produce Quadeca’s I Didnt Mean To Haunt You

[@Donyourmom]

Producers are just as accountable as much as the artist.

[@jugo1944]

This is the worst abuse of the word "miracle" I've ever seen

[@funkrobot9762]

Yeah I’m not sure about that.

[@trevor245]

​@@Donyourmomnot always. Really depends on the artist and genre.

[@leafdog2714]

The most accurate way to describe the album is "Unironic shitpost"

[@patrickquinn3469]

Robert Aiello my birth was a shitpost

[@TheRubberducky999]

Legit sounded like a completely and ambitiously dead serious mlg montage

[@thisisawsome34253212]

0:00 Introduction 6:39 Ascension Millenium 8:10 Lovin Lies 10:40 Angelic 2 the Core 11:42 Lickity Splickity 13:13 4Bidden Attraction 13:50 Crossed the Line 15:06 Bad People 16:36 Duh! 17:33 Everybody 18:48 Go 4 It! 21:09 Test 1 21:56 Seamless 24:47 Wanna Break Free 26:10 Negativity 28:10 Ya Got Me 28:56 Baby Blue Eyes 30:49 4 My Love 32:50 We Wanted Change 36:17 Take a Stand 38:52 Remember 222 40:37 Mercy 44:03 Working Class Hero 47:03 Final Thoughts

[@massiboutou3631]

Video Game Drummer Productions 🙏🏽

[@sirpeetthelittle]

lmao he played lickety splickety way early

[@SurahOnline]

*Thank you !!!* 💖

[@LiterallyMe1973]

Thanks

[@evapalma9899]

4Biden Attraction

[@ChristopherHari]

in 5 years I'm subscribed to this channel, this is the first time I've seen Anthony actually listen to music.

[@Beisser76]

Gotta watch the bandcamp videos then!

[@thedudeperson]

Hari he used to do it in 2009/2010 but stopped because of copyright

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

He occasionally does it on the new(ish) It Came From Bandcamp segment.

[@cellchirp]

yonkers review lol

[@Beisser76]

thedudeperson the melon is a sellout

[@chiqq-]

The craziest thing about the album, after having actually listened to it, is the fact that Anthony didn’t even choose the worst bits of the album This album has so much more in store if you dare to give it a listen

[@s0vnds]

Why did you expose yourself to such torture. Are you okay friend?

[@juju-vl7oj]

I think I genuinely love the song Ascension Millennium. It's not corniness, it's Coreyness.

[@derpfaddesweisen]

​@@juju-vl7oj I actually do as well. It is catchy af.

[@wt701]

Set me FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!¡!!!!

[@matthewsaints350]

@@juju-vl7oj "Coreyness" lol

[@fabiansanchez7203]

I'm back for my monthly viewing of this review

[@Deep_Armageddon]

Zeppelin me too!! Hahahaha

[@casualnerdeverything2816]

it's usually about two months for me, but the look of disgust on anthony's face is just so damn beautiful

[@JM-pm3ob]

This is probably my 10th or 11th viewing of this video. It’s so fucking magical.

[@fabiansanchez7203]

Nicsho I'm already here

[@VSpoodle]

Best near hour of my evening every time

[@swansonjoe7121]

Its 2020 and I've finally cracked it. Some of the loops are from Garageband; that synth lead, some of the cheap instrumentals (etc.). *tosses cigarette at gravestone* But who cares. Case is done. People have moved on. Its time I did too. (Roll credits where all the names are just me) The End

[@faeriegraver]

Lmaoooo

[@YosiBoi]

Thats so funny

[@fisheatsteel]

Can you even sue this shit for ripping you off?

[@andybradley8347]

GarageBand? Wow, literally anyone could make a song on that software and he still made something awful

[@alecchase2176]

This comment is written better than the best moments on this record...

[@gavinhayes12312]

This album sounds like 808s And Heartbreak if Kanye West was an old white guy

[@l3wdlemon708]

nah speeding bullet from kid kidi from a senior skrillex.

[@conor8629]

Maybe Thriller if it was recorded while/after Michael Jackson died.

[@nomobobby]

I would object to that joke, but the album so repetitive and awful I'll join you, The only thing this needs is to be featured in the next crappy Sonic game and complete a common autistic dream. Might as well since they have roughly the same creativity and cohesion in the final product. So awful even die hard fans find some of them irredeemable.

[@amalija11]

LOL

[@portalfreak7628]

gavinhayes12312 you're telling me Kanye ISNT an autistic white guy?

[@giusepperesponte8077]

This is the room of albums. It’s so bad that it’s genius. Truly hilarious. It makes you wonder what the psyche of someone who would make this music is like. Corey is either the least self aware person ever to live or he’s a genius comedian. Those are the only two possibilities.

[@sweetypuss]

it's the first option. he's a childhood SA victim and stopped developing mentally at that time in his life, so he's just living in a perpetual delusion

[@CliffordTheVulture]

i was literally saying the same thing about the room

[@dannydontgoin237]

The best thing to come out of Corey Feldman's music career is this review.

[@thatssonotchill5741]

dannydontgoin237 leave tommy Jarvis alone

[@TheRantMaster53]

This album probably got more album sales after this review tbh

[@brendonhalverson5178]

This album took 10 years to make... just let that sink in.

[@emilysipswater6104]

it's the "Boyhood" of the music industry

[@danielwallace1759]

@@emilysipswater6104 Boyhood twelve years to make did you know it took twelve year to make nobody's ever done that before

[@MosoKaiser]

That is how a Corey Feldman do. Now stop thinking about it. Why are you still thinking about it?

[@Deathnabotl]

@@MosoKaiser True facts about a Corey Feldman.

[@lzi9452]

Brendon Halverson I refuse to believe that for the sake of my sanity

[@GetSumNutz]

Lickety Splicktano

[@timstevens3183]

GetSumNutz Lickthany*

[@aidanvanburger1649]

GetSumNutz Domthony McLentano

[@reginaldcampos5762]

Splicketano

[@chiqq-]

This album is actually incredible, a non stop barrage of the worst sonic choices made in rapid succession

[@dreamsister6339]

🤣

[@goingunder2548]

I agree, this album really is the equivalent of the Sonic Chronicles OST

[@HectorSGCG]

Making good music: Hard Making mediocre music: Easy Making bad music: Incredibly hard

[@gdmatter2286]

Not

[@drillbit8280]

More like making music so bad it’s impressive is actually very difficult and takes skill to do so.

[@bruh......2005]

More like making iconicaly bad music: incredibly hard You need a really impressive level of delusion to make this and think it's good. Not alot of people that make bad music have this level of passion and craft to make this filthy stinky masterpiece

[@SevenAsses]

@@drillbit8280Some kind of skill i suppose

[@austinallen4184]

This is straight up creepy dude, thank god the internet is here to absorb the weirdness and convert it into humor, otherwise it’s just not right and disturbing

[@jessefoster3251]

IT DID IT GOT NUMBER ONE ITS THE WORST ALBUM OF THE DECADE

[@anthonynazaradeh]

Yo what’s the name of the album your google icon is?

[@soapkiller3239]

@@anthonynazaradeh "A quiet farwell, Twenty Sixteen to Twenty Eighteen" by slauson malone, experimental alt rap album

[@anthonynazaradeh]

@@soapkiller3239 Nifty

[@sagiepuff]

It might be the worst of all time

[@HAWKEYESOLO]

Worthy of a zero.

[@Yrkr785]

You didn’t like the album because Corey has legs and you’re jealous

[@chri11203]

He has four legs

[@thebeatleswin1]

chubbyurma cal took em

[@RazorusR3X777]

Well I stole his legs, so I would know.

[@underworldfilms8200]

this album feels like being uncomfortable under a heavy blanket in summer

[@zarlei6048]

First track sounds like if Daft Punk had dementia.

[@mikeandyholloway]

HAHA that's too fucking accurate oh man

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

*aids ...it sounds like daft punk with aids

[@somewherebeyondthesea9721]

That would sound better

[@redhotchilifan98]

😂😂😂

[@DoctorCyan]

HAIUIJDWIUJOLKD

[@Erisblackstone]

It's time for my bi-annual viewing

[@benjiusofficial]

Bi-annual? You need to step your game up. I watch this, SB2H, Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz, and XXX's 27 once a month.

[@gracie-xd4ll]

バンジョベンジ try once a week, punk

[@user-pr8jz7fz8j]

gracie. Try once a day, punk

[@gracie-xd4ll]

Subatomic Duck ¡Quark! You really have nothing better to do? Okay boomer

[@user-pr8jz7fz8j]

gracie. Ok Boomer

[@haydenclaborn9584]

You know one day some hipster in college will right his or hers mid term paper on how this album is secretly a masterpiece and is about the duality of God and Man.

[@lizwithoutbuildings]

thanks for the idea

[@ThePhobophile]

This is like peak outsider music so it could actually make for an interesting topic of a research paper.

[@rosesongoku6980]

liz c. How’d it go?

[@thevandalstookthehandles]

Imma do that thank you for the idea

[@AlanIanIngram]

No...That will never happen....

[@masonmoore1893]

Hard to believe Corey Feldman isn’t just an urban legend

[@Number9Robotic]

31:07 "Sometimes words don't express the feelings we really mean, so I wrote these feelings for you." ...What?

[@brayanargandonaflorentino548]

Number Nine he tries so hard to be meaningful

[@imbatrossthescrub2096]

Wait wtf that didn't even register with me

[@Chris-w8r7y]

It's too deep, you don't get it

[@bekahviolet]

You have to have a certain level of intelligence to understand this

[@martinshel164]

He was joking lol

[@stessistessi2116]

You just know that Corey Feldman plays his own CD when he's at home.

[@blackphillip8486]

I'd put my next week's wages on that, lol.

[@RetroPC]

It's on repeat in his living room.

[@matthewgodding777]

Oh god, you gave me flashbacks to an old band i was in temporarily... I quit after our first studio session. 1 day, 1 song. Then the singer played it on loop all the way home. My other band at the time, punk band, did an album in a day. And it's not like tge music was any more complicated. I should've just done the drums in the 2 takes it took and gone home...

[@HectorGonzalez-qx9nk]

He actually does. Some woman got invited to an orgy at Corey’s house and noticed that he had his music playing in the background while they’re all fucking. lmao

[@alexgobaks1954]

Can I ask how on Earth do you know that lol

[@InstallaFriend]

Rumours suggest that the US Department of Defense is developing a weaponised version this album for use on the Syrian front

[@pivoteer556]

Considering the US government actually started experimenting with Justin Bieber as a method of torture, I wouldn't be surprised.

[@Evan-zx2vd]

Install a Friend that's cruel and unusual punishment

[@user-zs4rx4xv1x]

Folks at Guantanamo will be getting a new toy to 'play' with.

[@calcifieddirt4120]

War is hell.

[@lucas60336]

Install a Friend That is too inhuman, even for the psychopaths that inhabit the Department of Defense.

[@paultapping9510]

this album sounds like sitting in traffic in a hot car, with someone who keeps changing the radio station, at 3pm on a Monday afternoon.

[@sabrinafletcher7884]

with a hangover

[@GaZonk100]

lol so true!!

[@liathompson2332]

😭😭😭

[@WillardLongshot-ks8yg]

This comment is almost as retarded as this album.

[@MrSuperbeaner23]

This album is way ahead of its time. Next 808s and heartbreak

[@LilBleachThaGod]

Mia Khalifa it deserves a Grammy

[@joedorben3504]

Scotty Byrd Actually that's incorrect because every year the Grammys seem to always give awards to albums that really dont deserve them

[@MeanNYer]

Mia Khalifa, Huh? 😕

[@cozmicempresstarot643]

Mia Khalifa I DNT think SO.. Gotta have a voice at least This sounds WAY worse than listening to horny cat's hauling

[@SairajRKamath]

666 likes. Don't break this, fellas.

[@seanrichardson2780]

James Franco stars as Corey Feldman in The Disaster Artist 2

[@ilayazraf7652]

I really wanna see it now

[@jernie9384]

I'd watch the shit out of that

[@brianmayishot9260]

Hell yes!

[@cloudeater7266]

Disaster artist 2 the core

[@TheSleepy1326]

This album was fueled by crystal meth & meatless chicken strips.

[@ccda3324]

Nah, Korn's debut album literally fueled by that stuff and that turned out excellent. this album, however, was fueled by Corey injecting black tar heroin into his nutsack and eating peach slices of the floor.

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Meatless...?

[@LisaWatsonFilm]

@@VictoriaSobocki vegetarian basically, fake meat chicken strips

[@cykablyat7393]

He definitely does meth. Look at that jaw

[@nateman79]

He went on steve-o’s podcast not long ago and acted like it was one of the most successful, artistic albums to come out in decades

[@frank.e.wildcat]

You're telling me it's not?

[@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745]

lol jesus christ

[@flyingmonkeys5097]

the album cover is so disgusting. there's no design, aesthetic, class, good fonts, or anything. just...no..

[@flyingmonkeys5097]

Alexey Stolovoy think this album is beyond the point of sarcasm tbh

[@rahc9771]

'The Room' of the music industry.

[@FredHMusic-gr7nu]

Oh hi Angels!

[@murciadoxial8056]

if only corey feldman took criticism like tommy wiseau did...

[@RustyMuck]

At least Tommy Wiseau is self-aware not to put out an EP album just because he "acted" in a "movie," so that automatically makes him better than Corey F.

[@tedesco7219]

Rahc The thing is, The Room is laughably bad, in a way where you can watch it and have fun laughing at how terrible is. There. Is. No. Pleasure. Whatsoever. In. Listening. To. Angelic2TheCore.

[@lizwithoutbuildings]

This isn't so bad it's good tho, this is just bad.

[@fatfrog9110]

I got a six pack laughing at this video.

[@MeanNYer]

FatFrog, IKR! Anthony's facial expressions & impressions made me CHOKE LAUGH & CRY LAUGH!

[@majorsnail]

i think this video contains every facial expression anthony fantano is capable of making. I've seen every single one of his teeth now

[@felipeneves7260]

Friendly reminder that in the eyes of Ben Shapiro this constitutes as music but TPAB doesn't.

[@thetrickisirarelyrespond5945]

Wtf

[@felipeneves7260]

@@thetrickisirarelyrespond5945 indeed

[@camtilsley6545]

😂😂😂

[@achair650]

Lol.

[@crazymarkiplierfan]

Ben Shapiro listens to the audiobook version of the thesaurus on repeat

[@ccda3324]

You can actually see Anthony's mental stability drop with each passing minute

[@pappacostello3911]

I dont think you understand melon, this album is clearly meant to be played backwards

[@commerceserverservercommerce]

angelic 2 the core 2: collectors edition, limited to 50 copies, and includes a handwritten note by corey himself saying “fuck you melon”

[@RustyMuck]

limited to 50 copies because Corey couldn’t crowdfund the album ... again

[@nikolademitri731]

commerceserver is that legit true?

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

@@nikolademitri731 It better Fuckin' be, I swear to god

[@neros12346]

@@commerceserverservercommerce and each copy is $500 because Corey's late on rent again

[@rubymcshane2536]

41:21 Anthony's slow realization about Corey Feldman singing about his niece is so funny

[@xtra_krispy693]

☠️☠️☠️

[@donovan4222]

He’s a concerned uncle

[@Sunkhrist]

BOUT MY NIECE 😭🗣🗣

[@alexzablah1455]

My favorite part is how Fantano didn’t even use the green screen to show the album but rather pasted it sloppily as a diss to Feldman.

[@andybradley8347]

And didn’t bother editing the episode

[@demekneme1706]

It was also to show how badly cropped it was lmao

[@lunarhighway607]

I held it together until Fantano said: “I guess he’s a concerned uncle.” 41:35

[@lukeanimal]

chubbyurma Only artists I can think of that mention their niece: Corey Feldman and Kendrick Lamar. Coincidence?

[@mrflibble1259]

@chubbyurma "I'll dress like your niece" Thom Yorke

[@raym.778]

There clearly was no audio engineer present.. The mixing is awful. It's s muddy mess. I can see what he's going for, but he just doesn't have the chops to pull it off. In some instances it's arguable that his instincts in terms of melody aren't too bad, but he just doesn't have enough skill or talent to produce those ideas correctly.. I go between seeing what he's going for and thinking it had potential to outright cringing often.

[@Batzin4k]

28:57 2016 Fantano: “I’m being drained” 2022 Fantano: Gives Bladee an 8/10

[@Rob_Cary]

2023 Fantano: Weary of being straight edge because men "substitute it for working out and toxic masculinity" lol his takes on things outside of music rival this album in cringe sometimes.

[@mayamelodyegg1607]

​@@Rob_Cary what

[@mireya0269]

​@@Rob_CaryTf

[@PAMPEP411]

The snoop dog verse sounds like it was recorded on an answering machine

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

I'd compare it to the mission briefings from Driver on PS1, but that would be deeply insulting to a respected video game on a beloved console.

[@Antenna_to_Heaven]

😂

[@twistedwizard9100]

I'm guessing it was done over the phone

[@rawkguy4896]

*Washing machine

[@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

@@twistedwizard9100 Literally just phoning it in. This was probably the easiest paycheck he's ever picked up from a guest appearance.

[@CarlSlime]

not gonna lie, the hook on Ascension Millennium is pretty catchy in the shittiest, cheapest way possible.

[@Ididntaskforahandleyoutube]

S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶--Don't tell anyone but I agree. Seriously though, please don't tell anyone I said that. I will be written out of my father's will and I will be kicked out of my religion.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

I definitely haven't told anyone.

[@alr1173]

I actually felt the same way. That song got stuck in my head for all the wrong reasons.

[@jeffabbott9505]

there are like 3 or 4 hooks i like on this and up until now i’ve been ashamed in myself

[@antihinduismisbased]

@@Ididntaskforahandleyoutube LMAO. "I will be written out of my father's will and kicked out of my religion."

[@MeanLeanGaming]

You need a certain level of intelligence to appreciate Corey Feldmans music

[@44gg37]

Mean Lean those j cole memes tho

[@lusteraliaszero]

tfw too intelligent to not get corey feldman

[@jacobbeach2340]

Retardation is technically a level of intelligence.

[@jamesaldridge480]

Trying to figure out what the plan was and what's actually going on is actually making my brain hurt.

[@FullMetalPanicNL]

yes...no more than a 2 digit IQ xD

[@anonymous-yk9sz]

Petition to make Corey-core a thing. It’s all about bad photoshopping, camp, bad music and movies, cheap/free sound effects and loops (think pixabay and looperman), papyrus font and other cheap editing fonts, filters and effects. It’s mildly Y2K too, cause of the 2000’s-2010’s pop vibe a lot of his stuff and his vibe has.

[@FELCommentary]

Can we add CMFT since its by Cory Taylor?

[@sp4cegrl27]

yabujin kinda had that goin on until he got doxxed :(

[@mamamiyalozatoz]

​@@sp4cegrl27he just came back earlier this year so he still had that going on! atleast before he quits again 😭 it's kinda crazy to look back on how a lot of people including me thought he actually finally quitted when he was still uploading music quietly under swineantartica

[@nothingofCal]

Listening to this album makes me completely forget what good music is supposed to sound like

[@guygilroy9719]

For me it is the opposite. It makes me appreciate any music which doesn’t not contain corey’s fucking dog growl voice with raging electric guitars in the background and unnecessarily loud drums.

[@jinkieez]

like hyperpop fans on a daily basis

[@jadeorigami3154]

@@jinkieez cry about it

[@jinkieez]

@@jadeorigami3154 pressed

[@GordonSlamsay]

everything else just pales in comparison

[@Tylerf64]

This album is like if a cartoon sound effect got struck by lightning and became an entire album.

[@enlistenmusic1719]

This comment is so fucking underrated, holy shit I died laughing after reading this

[@compoflask6262]

In this case it's the batman transition sound 😭

[@PondOfGlue]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA

[@sheggy927]

i almost shit myself reading this

[@jordanlouie_]

underrated comment

[@rockonhard77]

I guess Todd from Bojack Horseman finally finished his rock opera

[@toddhoovah9233]

hi

[@holdencole4896]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[@kontagionow8267]

...only it got insanely negative feedback

[@PureDisorder]

Lmfao

[@abbreviateddisc]

And that's why this planet suuuuuuucks

[@issy.with.s]

my favorite corey feldman story is when i went to a signing with a director who had worked with corey, and a guy asked if he'd be able to do a reunion with the whole cast of a show he worked on. the director started listing people who would be down to be in a reunion, and when the other guy asked about feldman, the director said "oh of course corey would show up. no one's fucking hiring corey."