THE WORST ALBUM OF 2016 (Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core) [NOT GOOD]

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This has to be the worst album of 2016. I mean, it just has to be, right?
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COREY FELDMAN - ANGELIC 2 THE CORE / 2016 / CIFI RECORDS / UH, POP MUSIC?
Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?

[@drinks_menu]

This album is what old people hear when they hear new music.

[@DeadSeraphin]

I finally realized that the angels are actually trying to place Corey back into hell in the artwork.

[@scharkfin9034]

The year is 2056. Music has evolved to the point where all genres have melded together and everything has stagnated out. Music creators haven't created anything of value, or anything incredibly original, in years. The world is beginning to notice, and is looking for a solution. Anthony, who has long retired his channel and theneedledrop brand, goes through his old vinyl collection trying to reminisce of the now-named "Golden Age" of music. He tries to pull out his copy of The Money Store, but in his old age he trips and bumps his shelf. Suddenly, Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core falls into his hands. He remembers this review, and begins to play it. Completely opposite to this review, our Melon's eyes begin to light up as the music hits his ears. Everything has changed. The underlying genius of this album is just the thing that the world needs in this dire time. Anthony calls one of his old friend, Kanye West, and tells him he knows how to save the music industry. Kanye, who retired after the universal praise following eventual Yhandi's drop in 2032, uses his old connections to get Melon the attention he needs. Melon meets with the heads of the Sony, Universal, and Warner music labels. He gently puts his vinyl player on the table, and begins playing Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 The Core. They are absolutely blown away. Corey Feldman is flown out to oversee the making of every new music project, and things are beginning to look up. His album flies up the charts, and overall reception of music is the best its been in years. Music is now in a renaissance rivaling none other. Corey Feldman and Melon are known throughout the world as the people that saved music. Eventually the two meet in person to converse about how the landscape of music has now been revived. Anthony is nervous 2 The Core, standing in the shadow of a revered legend. He does nothing but praise him and his brilliance. Corey offers no response, and merely squints his eyes at Melon. Anthony turns to leave out of embarrassment, but just as he has his back towards Corey, he feels a sharp stab. Blood drips down the yellow flannel as Melon turns his head to see Corey with a shining knife pulled out of his back. With a tear in his eye, Backthony Stabtano can only make out one word, "Why?" Corey mutters- "I remember." Anthony falls to the floor, and Corey begins to use his newfound power in the music industry to tarnish the legacy of theneedledrop.

[@jamesmercer848]

You know how dads mispronounce Pokémon as pokiemans? This is like if your dad mispronounced the entire concept of modern music.

[@brendonhalverson5178]

This album took 10 years to make... just let that sink in.

[@DannyWilliamH]

Snoop recorded those lyrics on his phone and sent that shit in via carrier pigeon.

[@waityseg]

I got Corey Feldman and Corey Taylor confused so for a second I was listening to this thinking “damn the guy from slipknot really fell off”

[@fruitypeebils]

im imagining corey feldman silently watching all 50 minutes of this video

[@JustinOdisho]

This album is actually good if you listen to it as a case study of a man losing it

[@modestreptile]

Cocaine deserves a writing credit on this album

[@jacobbruen9231]

The album cover looks like the start screen of a shitty flash game

[@tster266]

“An album that will MAYBE go down as the worst album of the decade...”

[@naturesdopeflow]

Just realized the Core part of the album title is a play on words for Corey’s first name. This album just does not stop delivering

[@averytherockgod9822]

0% guns

[@FishTitan64]

Angelic 2 the Core.

[@YukonHexsun]

Every song on this album needs at least three instruments removed from it.

[@dadaismotienekasepta]

Dude thinks he's in the 80s, 90s and around 2009 at the same time

[@db-pl5yu]

I was watching Stand By Me with a friend, and when Corey Feldman was on screen I mentioned how he's a famous musician now. He went home and listened to this and told me he didn't want to be friends anymore.

[@veryrarevibes]

The beats all sound like he hit the demo button on a Casio keyboard

[@shukterhousejive]

Lickety Splickety's