This guy pulled the whole retirement gig too... SMH.
@CottonEyedBro3 жыл бұрын
RIP to my $10 million dollar headphones. Thanks Coffee :/
@Andre_Jordan3 жыл бұрын
Video on Creatyler still hoping 🙏
@leviwggm39513 жыл бұрын
You give us the song from the end of the video pleazzz
@pfgtv66653 жыл бұрын
Bro I work security. Graveyard shift. Literally I just sit in a box and guard portable offices lol these videos makes my shift a whole lot easier. Thank you detective!!!! Please don’t stop making these lol
@noegodinez17773 жыл бұрын
Rock on man! Graveyard shift guard here to. Work inside a homeless shelter. Pretty chill, and I'm just chilling.
@ritobug4833 жыл бұрын
@@noegodinez1777 Damn, I work graveyard at a hospital. Can confirm these make my night a bit better.
@thecashewtrader33283 жыл бұрын
Woooow wholesome ily
@goaway86103 жыл бұрын
Graveyard security shift here too 🤣
@youtubeisawfulunlikeyourco1743 жыл бұрын
Why did I see this comment at 5am on my graveyard security shift while bingewatching coffeezilla?? Anyway, relatable comment!!
@allenwilliamson40963 жыл бұрын
"$700 box" .. around here we call that an apartment.
@SpencerCornelia3 жыл бұрын
Came here to get rich quick. Kind of disappointed to find out it isn't possible to make 2-8% every week. You shattered my dreams
@Paralellex3 жыл бұрын
Actually, it's incredibly easy to make 2-8%. And by that, I mean (2-8)% per week, or more specifically -6% per week.
@elihleradebe58213 жыл бұрын
LOL
@ChosenOneDan3 жыл бұрын
@@Paralellex yea sure it is.... and we'll all be billionaires in 10 years too huh
@SpencerCornelia3 жыл бұрын
@@Paralellex I see what you did there. Touche
@CrashTheRed3 жыл бұрын
@@ChosenOneDan Sorry if I'm getting whoosed but I just gotta confirm whether you see that negative sign or not
@Hotmonkeylovin3 жыл бұрын
1. "Successful people aren't happy" 2. "Happy people are successful" Therefore, from the rule of hypothetical syllogism derived from statement 2 and 1, happy people are not happy.
@Hotmonkeylovin3 жыл бұрын
@@bill_the_butcher Ah yes, Tautology. Of course.
@elizabethlee21363 жыл бұрын
It's late game capitalist doggerel made to put people against each other. Like of course some people are successful and happy. You can be poor and miserable. Denying anyone humanity is just a technique to lower your empathy
@moiseskerschener26342 жыл бұрын
@@bill_the_butcher the reading starts from the first line, when it gets to the second, it returns to the first, resulting always in the negative state, which is unhappiness.
@CainXVII2 жыл бұрын
It could be "Successful people don't exist"
@joelwillems40812 жыл бұрын
lol! You aren't working the system. You just need to manifest the money by getting in the right mindset. /s
@BillZoeker3 жыл бұрын
I love every second of him "partying" with people on a boat because you can see in their faces that they were paid to be there, but not a lot
@Catterjeeo3 жыл бұрын
They were paid to dance, not to smile
@stellviahohenheim2 жыл бұрын
They were probably promised payment and then gets told they'll get it in exposure
@juniorsanchez41572 жыл бұрын
@@stellviahohenheim or in insert random poop coin here as payment lol
@peterlpool1387 Жыл бұрын
It’s obvious they think he’s a prick but they’re getting paid.
@Preston241 Жыл бұрын
2:06
@sdstig3 жыл бұрын
“Lambo lifestyle is so outplayed” Which is why he lives the Maserati lifestyle instead. Totally different!
@ThePapaja19963 жыл бұрын
Koenigsegg Lifestyle
@sprtsfanatic13 жыл бұрын
What a true savant
@lewokejames3 жыл бұрын
Pagani lifestyle
@somenygaard3 жыл бұрын
He probably bought it new too and took the MASSIVE depreciation hit.
@RichardWatt2 жыл бұрын
Noble lifestyle
@PerfectPencil3 жыл бұрын
We've only got 10 years before this guy has all the world's money. Spend it while you got it, everyone!
@full-timepog68443 жыл бұрын
😨😨😨😨😨😨
@onedone20113 жыл бұрын
Milton Friedman = Perfect Pencil
@onedone20113 жыл бұрын
all the money and all the minimalism
@full-timepog68443 жыл бұрын
@@onedone2011 who is milton Friedman? Is he related to lex?
@FIREcrochethairstyles3 жыл бұрын
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kalagan3 жыл бұрын
He's such a great trader that he needs to sell trading course to make money
@supervegito83402 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Anybody who’s really successful doesn’t sell their “secret” they make others work to find them another secret. They don’t sell a bullshit course
@jamescaleb96762 жыл бұрын
He makes 150k a month from the course. It’s easy money.
@tradersendeavors2 жыл бұрын
@@supervegito8340 Idk man, I created an trading indicator that make some good money and I'm profitable long term but I also make 10k a month apart from selling it to people, it's extra income, and having income from trading helps you avoid impulsive decisions, that's why professional wallstreet traders have a salary, so that they don't make stupid decisions, it's one problem of being a retail trader we don't get paid by anyone, and I spent months programming my stuff so I'd like to make money from it while I'm sleeping
@CheapGodiva Жыл бұрын
I disagree with this logic. People do not trust that which they have not invested in.
@DarkoFitCoach5 ай бұрын
@@tradersendeavorshahaha we found another lose people
@t_ylr3 жыл бұрын
Lol he's trying hustle people by selling minimalism but he can't help himself. He's still has to flex. In a video about *MINIMALISM* 😂
@sanaatheminipanther63773 жыл бұрын
That minimalist flex tho 🤣
@carlitosway013 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha he just can't!
@kylekennedy4203 жыл бұрын
That’s when you know he’s a typical douche
@FrameDrumAndFlute3 жыл бұрын
Isn't more like humble bragging?
@sprtsfanatic13 жыл бұрын
Narcissistic humble brag
@mattackaigaming85273 жыл бұрын
"I can't hear you over his qualifications!" pure gold right there
@s1rang3r_143 жыл бұрын
I died when Coffeezilla said oo he has a degree and he said it’s not mine 😂😂😂😂😂
@Dragoth19933 жыл бұрын
Who the heck hangs a degree, that is not your own in your house? :D
@adamofblastworks15172 жыл бұрын
@@Dragoth1993 people who hang them in their offices lol. Yes, I get your point.
@moderntipton3 жыл бұрын
He's very persuasive, even convincing his following that downsizing was a moral epiphany, not the fact that he couldn't sustain the cash burn from lifestyle creep. While he may have pulled multiple 7-figures on courses and affiliate offers, the "Maserati lifestyle" requires at least 8-figures to sustain.
@hectormiguel053 жыл бұрын
"Money never sleeps, and neither do I." I'll rather make money While I sleep!
@RasheedahNizam2 жыл бұрын
I worked as a junior teacher under veteran mentor teachers at a super posh school during my first year out of college. The vet teachers told us that we don't understand a concept if we can't explain it to a child and have them teach it to another child. In this school, almost every kid's daddy was at least somewhat focused on markets. We taught them what stocks/securities/ futures were. We had contests among the grade 4 students who dealt in play money. I have heard small children explain long and short to each other in a better way than this guy. I don't think he understands it. I think he needs one of my 4th graders. I did make money trading but it took me 20 years. I cashed out most of my stakes at a lucky time and was able to buy a gas station with my husband. We now have 8. We work at least 5 days a week. If a tank emergency happens or a store is robbed at 4am, we take the call. There simply is no such thing as passive income, even as a fake guru.
@bighonkey_alligator Жыл бұрын
Correct
@filip9564 Жыл бұрын
Passive income exists. Put 1 million in a savingsacount taht gives 3% and u make 30k a year passivly
@RasheedahNizam Жыл бұрын
@@filip9564 the way that I can tell that you don't have even 10% of that amount is that you consider that as passive income. I'm not trying to be a jerk here. If you factor inflation, you lost money in your hypothetical scenario.
@rutuldhote1489 Жыл бұрын
@@filip9564 dude pls don't tell me you are putting your money in bank in FD, that's the worst investment you can make
@sirflaps7619 Жыл бұрын
I also do this with a couple of friends. Each of us starts with a (fictional)100k and we see how much we would make or lose. I’m currently at a 110k.
@anonymoususer32123 жыл бұрын
I use the go long method, also use the ask for consent method. Hasn’t let me down yet!
@andysorensen17373 жыл бұрын
My man!
@boludoconcamara92983 жыл бұрын
A letter of consent from the women and her father ( if he's around, most likely not) is essential
@lemonybiscuits48243 жыл бұрын
Interesting. Does it work on women as well?
@ObviousRises3 жыл бұрын
Shorting isn't even Chad. Shorting has 100% profit potential and INFINITE potential losses. Going long or just buying and holding is better.
@Nukestarmaster3 жыл бұрын
@@wtfdddf Virtue is the mean between two vices, just as abusive longs can result in share costs being inflated far beyond fundamentals, abusive shorts can crush otherwise good stocks to zero.
@EvilShredder32x3 жыл бұрын
I see you on Tim’s videos haha!
@Nukestarmaster3 жыл бұрын
@TitanoNotic 9.0 kek
@thecashewtrader33283 жыл бұрын
Shorting is cringe
@vasilymelnikov73463 жыл бұрын
Well, no. It has downside potential, yes, but it is very useful, especially with stop loss.
@alexanderveritas Жыл бұрын
“Out of _College_ fifteen years ago.” Damn, I thought it was something close to _twenty five_ years ago! I’d like to believe those wrinkles were because of all the stress he had undergone from all those years of lying and scamming.
@bhalesh3 жыл бұрын
Going long means when that scammer is arrested, he's going in for a long time.
@snooganslestat20303 жыл бұрын
🤣
@biggreta39023 жыл бұрын
And the inmates go long in him when he gets there.
@danser_theplayer012 жыл бұрын
Money is not the answer to my happiness, but it's definitely the answer to my problems.
@GabrielFlies Жыл бұрын
More problems will come
@Tortellia9 ай бұрын
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent you paradise” the two clown girlies from Helluva Boss
@mikegonzofx42173 жыл бұрын
Im actually a day trader and I hate when gurus talk about unrealistic expectations. You will never make thousands starting off. It takes hard works, discipline, money management and year and years of experience Don’t let these scammer mislead you
@dcoy86663 жыл бұрын
But how am I supposed to believe you are a day trader if I haven't even seen your lamborghini?
@theestruggler74213 жыл бұрын
When are getting the course though mike where is the proof that you ARE a day trader?
@theestruggler74213 жыл бұрын
@@dcoy8666 oh you made the joke before me. damn.
@BucketHatMarkets3 жыл бұрын
I have dabbled in day trading, the more capital I have the further I seem to go away from day trading. It is possible to be a successful day trader, but not to the extent that these guys claim in the period of time. Anyone who trades will tell you that there is no secret and it’s not working one day. It’s long hours reading about companies and studying movements. I love how one of the least glamorous career paths gets played out to this extent.
@trevor45333 жыл бұрын
Ironically enough, Cameron Fous wrote something similar to this on an anti day trading video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Iburn2473 жыл бұрын
Actually... Going long means mega tendies all day every day 🤣
@mcdougle57723 жыл бұрын
Stocks only go ⬆️
@stang101893 жыл бұрын
Actually... going long or short means teddies all day everyday. As long as u pick the right direction
@Iburn2473 жыл бұрын
Rough seas out there lately but SPY seemed to hold the 50MA so might see some upside next week.
@hunter42433 жыл бұрын
I made $160 going long today. I guess I’m a loser right?
@Iburn2473 жыл бұрын
@@hunter4243 nope. I usually go long too. I wish I had some puts recently tho. But my webull name is Bullsdeep for a reason 🤣
@Hardtienedit3 жыл бұрын
Saw a guy on instagram who claimed to turn 300 to 272000 dollars in a year by day trading and people were eating it up as if it was legitimate
@orenalbertmeisel31273 жыл бұрын
What he says and how he treats the topic of shorting in the beginning is insane. He uses an analogy about a girl to make it seem fun and exciting, but fact is that shorting is incredibly risky and hazardous. If you short a stock, you could gain a decent amount of money if the stock decrease in value as you expected. But if the value actually increases drastically, then there is theoretically no limit to the amount of money you could lose. It doesn’t matter if you have a streak of successful shorting attempts. If shorting goes horribly only once, you could end up in depth for the rest of your life
@vorrdegard21763 жыл бұрын
Yep
@thoralmighty14393 жыл бұрын
GameStop all the way
@riskfactortrading12713 жыл бұрын
thats why you use a stoploss
@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult3 жыл бұрын
That's why Wall Street pump their shorts
@yusefs35503 жыл бұрын
Stop loss
@aaronmarko3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever been so disgusted so fast by a human being in a Coffeezilla video. What was that? 10 seconds? That's gotta be a land speed record or something.
@arturskrumins33863 жыл бұрын
Right!? Sound like jealousy... did he even watched full movie?!
@supremeleader8223 жыл бұрын
"Successful aren't happy, happy people are successful." Every 60 second, a minute passes in Africa.
@Krasses3 жыл бұрын
You failed miserable with that dumb last sentence. They are not even the same analogy.
@LDarlong3 жыл бұрын
I get what you were trying to do but it failed...
@PhilosophyofElivagar3 жыл бұрын
What you just said is known in English as a 'tautological statement.' However Fous' expression isn't that because it calls into question the meaning of "success' rather than simply re-stating it. It is, rather, an example of 'chiasmus'. I know I'm stating the obvious and frankly idk how 6 people have liked your comment, but I thought it would be cool to explain the technical difference between the two expressions.
@drsalt27233 жыл бұрын
"Successful people aren't happy, happy people are successful" Not every one eats because of hunger, but hungry fellas will eat Yeah man whatever floats your goats
@ulipeterson61123 жыл бұрын
Water is wet.
@mitchy173 жыл бұрын
"Money doesn't make you happy. Give me your money." - this guy 🤣
@msau97473 жыл бұрын
This guys instagram account is/was the absolute worst (Fous Alerts was disabled or banned). He would post nonstop pictures of him with a laptop at luxurious pools in exotic places. He never ONCE mentioned anything even mildly technical about trading. "I bought Amazon at xx and sold at XX." Could see he was a fraud from a mile away......
@trevor45333 жыл бұрын
"laptop at luxurious pools in exotic places." Big red flag. These tools don't realize shit like that does nothing but expose them.
@raa7293 жыл бұрын
Cmon, Dan B also never said how he made millions in poker. Its a lifestyle porn. Take it or leave ut
@msau97473 жыл бұрын
@@raa729 Dan B wasn’t trying to sell you a course. He sold weed but that’s not a lifestyle. Con Fous was using this to sell you a fake lifestyle
@shenwoo666hellbrawl3 жыл бұрын
As a young adult just trying to get by and barely having a grasp on a lot of financial concepts, I'm thankful for your insights. Thank you ^^
@the_world_of_marketing3 жыл бұрын
I am so glad I found this channel. If it wasn’t for it I think I would have fall for these traps.
@SovannT9211 ай бұрын
you sure
@haris0000003 жыл бұрын
We are so in a bubble. When I see scammer pitching crypto and stock advice thats BS its a tell tail sign.
@MattCurrieImprov2 жыл бұрын
You called it
@supervegito83403 жыл бұрын
I usually listen to these videos when I’m closing and don’t have to talk to people. That’s my way to learn about scams and bullshit financing. Please don’t stop. I love learning about new things
@Blasted2Oblivion9 ай бұрын
What a coincidence. That is exactly when I am listening to this right now.
@harvestcheddar03 жыл бұрын
This guy: “Money doesn’t buy you happiness” Also this guy: 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
@TheBryceWade3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on breaking 300k bro, been with ya since ~100k! Onwards and upwards!
@404Floatnotfound3 жыл бұрын
Going from buying big stuff to living in a box isn't an ego check, its coming full circle
@kimblehopkins2753 жыл бұрын
This is like another "2% theory" scammer I almost fell for. Love the content ty Zilla!
@katherinesmith88733 жыл бұрын
I can make 8% a week CONSISTENTLY, and then loose 48% the following week.
@F7XG450G5503 жыл бұрын
That sums up the past few months. Everything gone in a week lol.
@TurtleHoodFx3 жыл бұрын
😂
@TurtleHoodFx3 жыл бұрын
Read trading in the zone, if you really are a boom and buster
@yusefs35503 жыл бұрын
Risk management
@Hempcretinglifestyle2 ай бұрын
I make 300% one week an loose 99.9 % the next
@astroemerald31753 жыл бұрын
Does everyone get endless adds featuring get rich quick scammers ? Dudes , you don’t need money to be happy .. send it to me !!!
@dineshsadhwani37173 жыл бұрын
If they run away with your money, you chase them yelling “Hey, hey forex”
@rdab7003 жыл бұрын
When, not if.
@mylesavan40243 жыл бұрын
Man if it weren't for coffeezilla I would've believed some of these fake gurus.
@mosesking70793 жыл бұрын
Bro, Facts...almost fell for this sh** lol
@RandOmneSs-n9h3 жыл бұрын
same, now i'm just trying to use their "tactics" like trading/investing to make money but in a more realistic way
@mylesavan40243 жыл бұрын
@@RandOmneSs-n9h I only look at these fake gurus for motivation but I aint taking their course or advice
@RandOmneSs-n9h3 жыл бұрын
@@mylesavan4024 same haha
@marktube57323 жыл бұрын
Rich people sell illusions. Poor people buy them. Don’t buy it.
@sird4vy5013 жыл бұрын
Money never sleep, and neither do I, because I'm an object too.
@PhilosophyofElivagar3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious how the "co-founder" talks about his own software as though he has no clue how it works😂
@tvtv82493 жыл бұрын
Non creators get co-founder designation when they join a new startup they didn't create. Big example is Tesla.
@KhyGuy3 жыл бұрын
I love how he shows off the Maserati yet you can buy it for less than a new common car. “Success”
@007stopjockin3 жыл бұрын
yea bro, Maserati's are ghetto AF. I almost got one years ago cause the guy told me it has a Ferrari engine and is 1/2 the price of a Ferrari lol! I almost got a Maserati Quattro sport I think it was lol 007
@Oneofakind1233 жыл бұрын
Coffezilla is making bank since he rounded 2.9 billion dollar to “a little of 2 billion”. A billion here or there, what is that even..😂
@PhilosophyofElivagar3 жыл бұрын
I use a billion to wipe my ass
@Sunny455533 жыл бұрын
When has anyone ever shared the location of the gold mine before emptying out 🙄
@plexxarbiitch2 жыл бұрын
As someone that lives in a $600 box, I’m kinda offended
@matt90603 жыл бұрын
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HIS QUALIFICATIONS! That was an amazing line 🤣🤣
@matsu11403 жыл бұрын
If someone is offering advice on YT, be it financial or otherwise, if they show you "their wealth" just RUN and never look back.
@abe_ismain3 жыл бұрын
Scammers, scammers everywhere
@pepper6843 жыл бұрын
This video came out at the right time considering what happened with AMC today.
@sebastienp59693 жыл бұрын
This is Cameron Fous. He used to be a "daytrader" who sold his online course to poor suckers who fell for it. Had some kind of a mid-life crisis, stopped trading, and as far as I knew didnt have anything to do with any of it anymore. Now here is, a few years later peddling a bot. Unreal lol. I really dislike this guy.
@rdab7003 жыл бұрын
His entrepreneurship class wasn't successful and he was running out of money. With the stock and crypto boom, he reared his ugly head back.
@RCencinitas2 жыл бұрын
These videos will never get old. Absolutely brilliant, again.
@cinquain03 жыл бұрын
I really ask myself how these people can live with themselves
@dominic_g65903 жыл бұрын
More like 2-8% increase of debt 💰🙃
@SupraBlack-dp4zz3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't trust a guy who is trying me to make money who drives a Maserati.... He's definitely underwater with that.... That care IS NOT a good investment. Lol
@jackdee69943 жыл бұрын
More than 90 percent of day traders don't turn a profit. it is a risky thing to do.
@cowboycayman3 жыл бұрын
Gratz on 300k my dude!
@Mady03 жыл бұрын
I'm had the biggest grin when you mentions Lego Mindstorm Bots. Not many people know of them and since I did some volunteer work using them it's just a big hit of dopamine anytime someone mentions one and reminds me of it.
@zdrux3 жыл бұрын
YOOOO, Cameron Fouss still around?! Holy shit, this guy been pushing this shit for like decades now lol.
@player400_official Жыл бұрын
9:14 Hello a (not very good though) programmer here. I have been playing around with AI a bit recently, trying to understand the technology behind neural networks. Currently teaching one to talk or recognise images is a big achievement. There is NO WAY we will be able to teach a neural network to trade currencies anytime soon.
@connorblazerod96783 жыл бұрын
I used to watch this guy all the time when I was first getting into self improvement and day trading. I was a young kid who didn't know any better, but I thank god that I did fall for the lavish vacation spots and fancy equipment. also, im commenting for that sexy YT algorithm
@snowmanggaming37083 жыл бұрын
My main goal is to get a negative -6% return a day, and this guy is gonna help me do it.
@ricardotoledo65103 жыл бұрын
Anyone else realize how he’s wearing pretty much exactly what Jordan Belford was wearing on yacht scene with the FBI agent? 😂
@quillofthewolf5728 Жыл бұрын
Okay, even with the rent market, $700/mth is still a fair apartment. And he's calling that a BOX?! Jeez, dude.
@insouciantFox Жыл бұрын
It's highly dependent on location. In a metropolis, $700/month might get you a hovel.
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero3 жыл бұрын
Ya gotta appreciate how these guys and their fake charisma start their videos with a monologue that let's you know how to instantly despise them in the opening seconds lol
@kiasmidt76782 ай бұрын
I cant get over the way he phrases his "new lifestyle." "Yeah, I hated living in all these luxurious villas, so i moved into a 700/month *box*." He feels the need to describe the normal apartment that he willingly chose, in which many people live, as a box. What a hero of asceticism
@shawnl31513 жыл бұрын
He founded the company and is giving an honest unbiased user testimonial lol
@Juhno11 ай бұрын
That guy tries so hard to sound tough guy. And fails miserably.
@lus3 жыл бұрын
2% is weak sauce. My AI bot generates 20% every week.
@TheMrBirri3 жыл бұрын
Teach me
@getpoked24983 жыл бұрын
That's weak shit, i created my own ai bot that outperforms all and gives me 20% daily, compounds and now I'm a trillionair on my way to buy mexcian
@transmaster3 жыл бұрын
Nothing changes. Back around 1890 there were ad’s extolling the easy money to be made with Chickens. The Chickens do all the work you make all the money selling the eggs.
@cameronfous3 жыл бұрын
Lol been waiting for the coffee christening 🤣
@ThePrizeIsFree3 жыл бұрын
It was much needed 😌
@cameronfous3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePrizeIsFree I was getting a little offended he hadn’t roasted me yet 😞
@noeljohn47313 жыл бұрын
Wow guess who's here 😂
@chelseapeachsun34783 жыл бұрын
Oh, hey daddy 😏❤️ @cameron
@cameronfous3 жыл бұрын
@@noeljohn4731 lol I sub to the channel coffee you are pretty entertaining i admit
@leigha4643 жыл бұрын
Hey Coffee mate, love watching your channel these during troubling times whilst in lockdown in Campbelltown NSW, Australia.
@weshen833 жыл бұрын
I am 37 years old, been on the internet since 1993. My son is 10 and even he knows that almost all these influencers are full of shit. Why is that so many of the people from the generations after me are falling for almost everyone moron with an account? Is it the education system, is it the lack of attention and upbringing from the parents? I really just can't get my head around it. Even in the comment section of coffeezilla and other anti-gurus, I noticed many have felt for these scammers. Why pay for courses from guys/girls that clearly aren't the brightest and haven't even studied the subjects they "teach"... The information on the subjects are actually for free (edx coursera etc) or in books that cost just a few bucks. Coffeezilla, you are clearly needed in this age, although that is a very depressing thought. So keep up the good work. Greetings from someone who tries to understand the younger generations lack of critical thinking.
@scottwilly862 жыл бұрын
people wanting a "quick fix" has always been a thing. from fitness to finance and everything in between. c'est la vie
@theraylopezexperience76053 жыл бұрын
I love these videos man! Someone needs to do this for the online fitness industry it's rampart of fake GURU's
@haydenweston0073 жыл бұрын
"Im a big fan of the product... also i created the product" LOOOOOL
@robinwang277 ай бұрын
To be fair 2-8% return with a massive risk would be doable. 2-8% return but a 90% chance to lose 100...
@bennystow37203 жыл бұрын
You know its serious when Coffee busts out the spreadsheet
@07kamichamakarin Жыл бұрын
3:27 What a powerful speech, he is not a part of society, HE is the society!
@thewelfarian27213 жыл бұрын
Ah man I forgot about ole Cameron, nice little reminder of all the horrible people out there.
@keleynal44242 жыл бұрын
1:36. OMG We graduated from the same college! You know, I’m still happy with my BA from Ashford University that I got before online degrees were cool, but I can’t say I’d be stoked to meet this guy at an alumni event.
@imperialwarhawk123abc53 жыл бұрын
Going long is how you make sure the tendy man sends you to the moon.
@JasonBjörne893 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! I’ve been asking for this forever!
@FinancialShinanigan3 жыл бұрын
Wonder what he hold in his private portfolio. I'm guessing everything he teaches not to buy
@jamesaspinall8263 жыл бұрын
Lmao, you think he has a portfolio? No wait you're right...his chat room numbers
@daydreamerforex37203 жыл бұрын
8:08 he said "auto. trading .. setting buys and take profits" but that is a deep selloff.
@rivcogent3 жыл бұрын
Cofeezilla and Spencer Cornelia provide so much educational and entertaining content. It’s my favorite daily watch.
@jacksmackscryptoshack68022 жыл бұрын
The best trading channel I've come across so far is The Moving Average. Clear and concise, he talks alot about risk management.
@nurudeenagbonoga54753 жыл бұрын
11:02 - Twenty four sextillion, seven quintillion eight hundred and twenty seven quadrillion sixteen trillion eight hundred and thirty-five billion and five hundred million
@FTZPLTC2 жыл бұрын
Lol, so basically... "Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away."
@aishan62243 жыл бұрын
He's dressed like the wolf of wall street on that boat scene where he makes fun of an FBI agent ( ironically the beggining of the end) doubt thats a coincidence lol
@tac0t1ckler10 ай бұрын
Honestly at this point, if this guy has the ability to scam you.. you deserve it. Mind blowing.
@sudosaiyan3 жыл бұрын
Just had a thought... the 10million dollar studio would be the coolest home hub for oculus and vr headsets
@kylenichols89443 жыл бұрын
congrats on 300K subs, Coffee! You've had a phenomenal start to the year with that daily upload push in January. Love to see it!
@giancarloduncan21043 жыл бұрын
Going long is like tying a pickle to a string, while going short is like teaching your snail how to gargle.
@despairgaming66693 жыл бұрын
His logic are out of this world.. bang on buck.
@lethalboom30082 жыл бұрын
Loved the part where he said going long was lame, much like consent
@jackie.p68913 жыл бұрын
I too stopped buying boats before I moved into my 1 bedroom appartment...
@samazwe3 жыл бұрын
As a South African who has been making money traveling South Africa since birth, not even I have made those sweet returns. Where do I get this bot😂???
@Mbewe_SM3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 SARS would on you really fast.
@leethancarroll52592 жыл бұрын
The wake up and smell the coffee song at the end is a baaaaanger and i always forget to say something about it. Fiiiire!
@colinrussell20173 жыл бұрын
pretty sure the "box" he's living in now is his parents basement.
@chrisstanden47223 жыл бұрын
I love the ads for dodgy financial/drop shipping courses that I get when I watch these videos