TikTok Traders Are Insane

[@Spankster.]

Imagine calling up your financial advisor and he says "I have a feeling Elon Musk is gonna put out a tweet"

[@mielvanvelzen5967]

"Many analysts including myself believe that Elon musk is gonna put out a tweet"

[@marion.saturn]

I'm gonna give him a promotion

[@suprtroopr1028]

Imagine if they were actually going through financial advisers, 3 bottles in, yelling "if you say 'YOLO to the moon' one more time, I'M taking all your money instead of the hedge funds!"

[@angrycollector7012]

Lol

[@Jono793]

In terms of Crypto, Musk is a walking market manipulation!

[@skurbee_]

This is so much more enjoyable to watch 18ish months later. Doge is worth about 0.06 right now, or 10x less than when that TikTok was posted. Truly an amazing financial analyst we have on our hands. And only 16 years old!

[@Snout007]

To the moooooon, baby!

[@Lucaz99]

Even Bitcoin has been harshly affected by FTX’s sudden colapse. The entire crypto market is crashing. What Coffeezilla said about the bubble was so clearly on point.

[@christiandruan]

Crypto never had any actual value. The only “value” it has was being a get rich quick scheme.

[@ember9361]

@@Lucaz99 oh no! Anyway 😂

[@bardsamok9221]

But Elon might make a tweet!

[@Seto_Saotome]

Apparently you earn a degree in finance once you create a tik tok account

[@gokuafrica]

It comes free with the account

[@yotcca]

Yeah I wonder what I’m doing getting a finance degree from uni, might as well open a TikTok account

[@doccholo905]

"many analysts and including myself agree"

[@suyashwaghmare3911]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 fake

[@vincemcsenile7318]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 लानत है आप घोटाला कलाकार भी इस पृष्ठ पर पहुँच गए हैं? तुम सब दयनीय हो। आप कभी भी कुछ भी नहीं करेंगे।

[@superdragonzero1]

The longer I live on this planet, the more I understand why roosters start their day screaming.

[@kanatran64]

Totally underrated comment

[@LatoyaOKAY]

😂😂😂

[@amsbeats841]

AroooooooooooOOOOOOOO (cries in existential dread)

[@LalleMangaming]

lmao

[@Itsmejesse-x365d]

I understand the pain now

[@ADT2525]

That first dude is just trying to make his $50 back on doge coin.

[@angadskate28]

Lmao

[@photoluke1499]

I feel personally attacked by this comment 🤣

[@TovenDo.O.Video-]

@#Blockchain LESS GOOOOOO

[@justsheeeps134]

Im surprised when he said eth has the same foundation/ same thing as doge lmao

[@KingvGio]

@@photoluke1499 How about now?

[@TomNashTV]

The next Barren Wufett

[@TheXrythmicXtongue]

💀💀

[@pandainvestingco]

Nah, the next Tom Nash...... Allegedly! Lol

[@CampbellsUniverse]

Lmfao

[@SR-zi1pw]

Empty wufett

[@hurdur6828]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOLOOLOLLLLLLLL LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@InvestingBookSummaries]

That guy that said he had a yacht and called people poor is exactly what a coked up wallstreet trader in the 90s would look like and say.

[@mariahg2208]

I feel like that's a lot of people's attitudes nowadays is just that. Which is grotesque. Everyone wants to be rich quick nowadays. That guy just expressed in and put it into words in a very obnoxious and nasty way.

[@zProSniP3r]

except he was ironic

[@Syrxen]

@@zProSniP3r I don't understand how it's not dead obvious

[@GabbieCh]

@@Syrxen Yes, it was obviously funny 😃

[@brianleavenger9569]

@@jakerogers6062 he’s jokin bruh relax

[@ryanr1945]

That aged REALLY WELL when doge is currently worth 10c on the dollar and ether is $1257 a share.

[@alexbuckenham1663]

1c not 10c so it's even worse lol

[@Life-hj4zi]

Lel

[@TSARMOTAF]

As far as i know, the dude that had all that dodge in the video didn't sell. If so, what a moron.

[@TheNameIsFreddy]

A share btw

[@oldkingcrow777]

Ether isn't good either really, but has a first (or technically kind of second in this case) to market advantage. Could take some years, but the vast majority of people buying/hyping ether are just speculators who want quick money. They'll rationalize it however they want, and power to em. But the flaws are blatant and not going anywhere anytime soon apparently

[@PassportBrosBusinessClass]

If Doge goes to $1000, I’ll be worth more than the US Air Force

[@kitno6415]

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 it will reach 1 dollar, maybe in 2 years

[@desmondwatson9079]

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 Too long? Why the hell does time matter? Doge can definitely hit $1 but it has to have the hype and people ultimately need to have a reason to buy it other than just flipping it.

[@desmondwatson9079]

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 If you need money now you shouldn’t be investing, gambling is what you should be doing. So we’re not talking about those people. I bought $514 of Doge 2.5 years ago, sure it took a while, but I made a lot more than I invested (that’s the plan). You mean to tell me the only reason you should invest is to make money now? Do you understand how ignorant you sound? 😂 You saying you’d rather day trade tells me all I need to know. Most day traders (especially the less-experienced) lose more money than they make. Edit: If we’re talking about the use and overall fundamentals of Doge right now then I agree it’s not a good investment. It only moves with hype and you can’t spend them on anything, but investing a little is better than missing out completely. IMO

[@nunalex]

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 what you want is gambling, trading as you see it isn't investing, it's a 50-50 game

[@shivinshaji]

And it will happen in a week 😂

[@shocknawe]

“When I was 13, I used to say give it a year. Now that I’m so much older, 16, and hardened by reality, I know where you should invest your life savings.”

[@finickybits8055]

I'm reminded of a tweet I once saw: "You need to talk to people with the confidence of a 13-year-old who's smoked pot twice, who's talking to a 13-year-old who's smoked pot once." I grinned all day from that visual.

[@shocknawe]

@@finickybits8055 Im hysterical from this. I really needed that one, John. Fak, mate. The world sucks.

[@LarsLarsen77]

A 16 year old should actually be taking way more risk than Dogecoin. He needs something way more speculative if he's going to turn his $58 into a retirement.

[@bardsamok9221]

@@LarsLarsen77 like what? robbing banks?

[@ChengTeoh]

So you're telling me that if I buy 333 Dogecoins at 0.50 cents a piece that an initial investment of $166.5 will eventually balloon to nearly a million dollars ( $999,000 ) if Dogecoin reaches the ludicrous price of $3000 within a few months? That sounds reasonable ... in a world where pigs can fly and when rain comes in the form of actual cats & dogs.

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Market cap bigger than all known value on earth.... Pretty reasonable to me tbh

[@maratmkhitaryan9723]

Actually it's pretty real. When you trade USD/Coin to move the prices up or down you just need to create TRADES. It's unspecified how much you need to buy/sell to move prices up or down. When people say there is 2 trillion dollars in crypto, that doesn't mean there is ACTUAL 2 trillion dollars. That means all the coins price * all the coins current emission. As you all know, most of the bitcoins are lost and they now cost a lot of money. Thats why market cap is so big.

[@vincemcsenile7318]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 तुम दयनीय बकवास कर रहे हैं। मुझे आश्चर्य है कि आपका परिवार आपके बारे में क्या सोचता है? हो सकता है कि वे आपके बारे में बिल्कुल न सोचें।

[@Anti_everything_and_everyone]

Cats and doges

[@jockrockwell3947]

bitcoin cash guys bitcoin cash, its always the coin thats useable and nobody is talking about that takes off next..

[@TXEENT]

"Many analysts including myself", I stopped right there, called my loan shark and I'm going all in. That real estate clip was pretty accurate, especially during the pandemic craze.

[@thenationofpeacock3309]

If you’re getting financial advice from TikTok, then you deserve to lose your money.

[@yep_2431]

People broke, no one deserves broker

[@yep_2431]

Hate the scammers not the scammed

[@duggybuckets7763]

There are actually some good tips on TikTok in general and some videos have good financial advice

[@jater10]

Its the new Bloomberg terminal, get with the times.

[@thenationofpeacock3309]

@@yep_2431 play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[@MaxAukshunas]

I'm firing my financial advisor and hiring the kid in the Astros hat

[@jamesw9250]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 such a bad attempt it’s almost cute

[@bryang8692]

Astros cap means he's willing to bend the rules just like everyone else to be the best.

[@tylerprivette6036]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 Reporting pretenders like you starts to feel good after a while.

[@chevelle321]

His gonna cheat your way to financial success

[@askmemum]

An honest baseball team is there ever was one

[@bennyrodriguez8788]

A house in California can be $500,000 dollars a regular one, a mansion in Texas $500,000 dollars... and if you want to move to Oklahoma for $500,000 dollars you can buy the State.

[@KangaMoose34]

Well, Then you would have to live in Oklahoma

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

You can buy an entire subregion in South East Asia with that type of money.

[@glidemusic1023]

@@KangaMoose34 Lucky me

[@IeeIee778]

@@glidemusic1023 let me stay PLEASE

[@craigstoner2632]

This is why it's important to know history. There is nothing new here, from the motives of buyers and sellers to easily refutable claims.

[@bardoomguy]

I like that boat guy. So humble and down to earth =))

[@Mggggssss]

cringe

[@brianleavenger9569]

i believe it was sarcasm and a joke!

[@billbojangles3992]

I don't know about him in general but his brain is definitely burried down to earth

[@marcussteinde468]

@@billbojangles3992 pretty sure it was satire lol

[@desmonides]

sniff sniff

[@hoastbeef1202]

The problem with social media: people with no life experience telling other people with no life experience how to think and behave. Sad!

[@dragosdinu7130]

Dude, you are a breath of fresh air in this crazy crazy world that we live in. The crypto phenomenon has given rise to a ton of self proclaimed experts and analysts.

[@cameronjohn604]

Beyond insane. Don't worry, cold hard reality is on it's way. BTC to zero by 2023.

[@EthanL21800]

@@cameronjohn604 I hope

[@belhinaniabdelkhalek6481]

@@cameronjohn604 5 months later after your comment,it's still going down lol

[@vcassano9775]

Be careful, you’re gonna hurt their feelings

[@manmeetsingh491]

@AntiochEthereal tbf back then crypto unregulated a lot and a lot of crypto scams were happening, its changed a lot now.

[@mariobaic6180]

Yacht? My dude, Alaskan crab farmers got bigger fishing boats than that. Calling that a yacht is like calling a goldfish,a "shark".

[@plaguepug2091]

Bro they had bigger boats than that in the 1400s

[@Coffee17990]

@@plaguepug2091I’ve seen canoes longer than that

[@henri2104]

As Warren Buffett once said "everyone is genius is a bull market"

[@patchpatch4008]

Very true, when things are charging full ahead everyone becomes over confident and take bad positions

[@mariomario9990]

As long as you have time and do basic research on what you hold, you accumulate during down times. At least intelligent people should

[@budgetking2591]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 reported :)

[@guunyu321]

I think that was Mark Cuban who said that

[@henri2104]

@@guunyu321 "In a bull market, everybody's a genius. But a bear market reveals who's got what it takes to achieve long-term success" is what Warren Buffett said, Mark Cuban just said the part about everyone being geniuses

[@successwithstacee9290]

The secret to wealth is screaming.

[@darkushippotoxotai9536]

Haha, I'd say yes. My local Politician agrees wholeheartedly

[@SR-zi1pw]

+ tiktok

[@dylancollins780]

AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHJ!!!!

[@BryanRolax]

Dragon Ball voice actors. Funny how it works.

[@tanisitalia1970]

Funny enough, investing in lumber would have actually been a great play.

[@elonmust7470]

Do you have a wearhouse?

[@tanisitalia1970]

@@elonmust7470 meant lumber stocks, like WY or PCH. at the time of the video they were at highs

[@69-Bot]

One year later….. doge coin still never broke .75 cents

[@apurplekiwi2239]

Just wait bro this is still bear market bro keep buying bro it's about to blow up bro

[@Reddrik]

@@apurplekiwi2239 LOL

[@AwfulnewsFM]

It's going to $10 quadrillion per coin

[@colejosephalexanderkashay683]

as compared to etherium and bitcoin, Doge decreased by the lowest percentage of the three

[@fartexplosion4480]

@@apurplekiwi2239 just wait bro, just trust me on this, even if crypto, the decentralised, unregulated currency gets regulated, it'll blow up bro

[@zayneytem]

Context for 5:26, there's actually a huge wood shortage in multiple states in the USA. Practically a valid flex.

[@lewisgreenhalgh7546]

It's not a real shortage it's manipulation.

[@zayneytem]

@@lewisgreenhalgh7546 interesting. 🤔 Got any proof or sources on that?

[@lewisgreenhalgh7546]

@@zayneytem Hey yes. I mean for a start we never really have shortages it is just price manipulation to makes us bums pay more for shit. Google reallygraceful and watch her latest video. Let me know what you think.

[@zayneytem]

@@lewisgreenhalgh7546 just finished it- it certainly makes a lot of sense. But so far it's still speculation. Would like to know if its proven in court sometime soon. The driver's statement is an anecdotal evidence still. Certainly a good watch thougy. Thanks mate.

[@Nxgtn]

The 16 year old who can’t buy stocks is giving stock tips😂💀🤦‍♂️

[@Bolling0]

Why don't you think he can buy stocks

[@prod.reallywill1818]

@@Bolling0 he’s not old enough to open account unless his parents let him

[@carterwilson3568]

@@Bolling0 he could open a custodial account in NA but he’s still much too inexperienced to be giving “financial advice”

[@StarComet7]

@@Bolling0 bc in pretty much any where you cant even open a stocks account even less purschase stocks yourself

[@jjs8426]

@@Bolling0 no not really

[@mr.marketoriginal3808]

Coffee Godzilla, you are probably the most hated person by these tiktokers! 🤣

[@charminarchaupal]

No that would be carryminati

[@zayneytem]

Nah, they all hate themselves to the core. Except the narcissistic ones, they hate everyone else equally.

[@feelingallrai]

Didn't someone hire a third-party to doxx him?

[@why6212]

Can you imagine how we possibly ended up in a recession now?

[@ddylun]

I was thinking the same thing this whole video

[@Vvopat96]

Are you actually wondering because it's pretty simple answer, everyone has extra money = money worth less = inflation = fed increases interest rates = nobody can loan money = money is expensive = nobody has money = nobody has money to invest = everything falls

[@fitnerdchronicles]

@@Vvopat96 Whoosh

[@c17b]

@@fitnerdchronicles he’s right tho

[@fitnerdchronicles]

@@c17b Who, Vompatti? He's not lol. everyone has extra money = nobody has money? I'm not going to elaborate any further it's a waste of time. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

[@IsUserADuck]

"Many analysts, including myself" :D the sheer arrogance of this phrase :D

[@ajthevillageidiot]

We live in a time where 'YOLOed all your money' is an actual phrase!

[@LunasTCG_CollectionsAUS]

They always print more so why not 🤣🤣

[@varchas4287]

Arey tanmay bhat fan

[@mandystop1077]

@@varchas4287 tanmay Bhatt OP😎😂🤣

[@mchase4]

And now AMC hit $70 yesterday. Life isn’t real anymore. Lol.

[@michaelwilliams2341]

@10:41-10:47

[@louxuan1]

@@michaelwilliams2341 the best part lololol

[@RJTradess]

Maybe if people didn’t naked short illegally it wouldnt happen

[@jusrome2037]

@@RJTradess but coffeezilla won’t even bother mentioning naked shorts ? That’s the reason why we hold AMC,

[@RJTradess]

@@jusrome2037 he’s focused on finding the next scam to make fun of I guess

[@stonkman3091]

This aged well.

[@Xetarine]

Extremely well...

[@thomasbuck303]

Yeah doge coin currently worth $.07

[@dotanuki3371]

it's not all bad, the guy with the pile of wood did ok

[@rodrigorodriguez509]

Once you get to be coffee's age it's really not that difficult to identify the biggest idiots in the world

[@ricky4665]

Every time I need to convince someone to follow my opinion, I'll start my sentence with "Many analysts including myself believe..."

[@sammyjones8279]

And end it with "My source is I made it the fuck up" 😂

[@jonathanfairchild]

My source is “trust me, bro”

[@fanenthusiast3802]

We're in a yoloconomy. Which I'm pretty sure is a bubble.

[@jater10]

Yolonomics is the now. More evidence the world has gone insane

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

The cryptocurrency cycle works that way. These people will get rekt when the bear market comes

[@ayeansh]

@@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult here it is..

[@justincarroll1836]

I mean the problem with these folks is that while they "have" a million dollars they have to sell their meme coin to liquidate it, which will tank the value. In other words, you have a very volatile position

[@MashaRistova]

Lmao the girl who bought AMC at $15…. Today it’s worth $8

[@YukiGibson]

lmao, just noticed that

[@OnlyGrafting]

Pump It

[@richcooop]

Yeah but she bought it right before it jumped up to like $300

[@michaelsean09]

Wonder if day trading is still her hobby

[@andreklingler8666]

@@michaelsean09 lmao if you look at the day this video was made, around May 2021 is right before AMC jumped up about 6x to 70$ so she actually made hella if she sold and wasnt retarded.

[@EM-wt6qe]

$3,000 DOGE would mean a 93T market cap which would mean it's worth about 2x all of the companies listed on the Dow Jones, NASDAQ, and S&P

[@jater10]

Some of the online doge hype squad are dellusional. I wonder about the quality of research they do if we can call it that.

[@SoldJesus4Crack]

3000 would mean 129billion coins x 3000 so way more lol itd be worth as much as all top index funds combined

[@christianvaldez755]

Loool

[@MARKCRASTO]

It would be worth 3 times the global GDP at $3000 a coin

[@roschma]

You just have to believe.

[@tookay4ever]

The dude showed us a 35k boat made in the early 2000s and he’s like a Yacht

[@sowishful]

Bruh no fucking cap 😂😂 mans showed the tiniest boat you can buy

[@alexandersherman419]

That "yacht" is a Hatteras motor yacht is definitely not 35k

[@tookay4ever]

@@alexandersherman419 true I was thinking MSRP

[@MontanaWeatherby]

but, MONEY MONEY MONEY!

[@LarsLarsen77]

The best part is he doesn't even own it. That's why he's not on it.

[@codymenesini5102]

I’ve spent the past 3 days explaining to doge people why it’s fundamentally impossible for it to go much past a dollar. They are a different breed man.

[@Boe_Jidens_Hair_Sniffing]

Why is that if you don't mind me asking? I don't have a dog in this fight, just curious

[@blessedafricarains6429]

@@Boe_Jidens_Hair_Sniffing Pun intended ?

[@Boe_Jidens_Hair_Sniffing]

@@blessedafricarains6429 actually it was punintentional

[@yupcrazy...5465]

Why not ?

[@djBlindFaith]

There’s 130 billion Doge... 116 million Eth... as time goes on the supply of Doge increases... that alone will drive down the price... make ya money and get out, put your profits to work on something else

[@yuhaowen9862]

If you check the doge coin price history, you'll find that this video was published almost right at the peak (so far). What a legend.

[@spacecoastbonsai1421]

It pisses me off how true that tweet statement was about Elon. My ethereum investment fluctuated so much off Elon mentioning no more accepting bitcoin. Insane.

[@arcadian3090]

Imagine: An entire office space full of tik tok traders scrambling across the room yelling, "GUYS ELON MUSK IS ABOUT TO TWEET DOGECOIN". Spoiler, Elon never tweeted.

[@daposubair2903]

I feel like Elon musk is running some kind of social experiment with this, it's absolutely hilarious

[@sprtsfanatic1]

The fact that he tweeted that he wanted to make cat-girls real and that blew up, I feel like he’s just trolling to see how people react. Indeed the best social experiment

[@Itssantiagodiaz]

He’s either proving people will follow celebrities and millionaires no matter what the statement could be. It can be a hype a trend or pick me situation. He’s showing most ppl that this world can be run by attention in some cases but big ups to the comments above 👆🏻

[@sprtsfanatic1]

@@Itssantiagodiaz Exactly. To your point, based upon what Musk tweets or mentions in statements, stocks and crypto can rise and fall exponentially. It’s uncanny that someone could have that much of a sway over a market

[@itsrainingcatsanddogs]

But that doge1 mission seems to be a thing worth the potential, isn't it?

[@BrodyLuv2]

He thinks WE ARE A SIMULATION . He is in a psychosis that will cost the Earth, literally.

[@javaskull88]

You called the peak a few months early, but your analysis was spot on. The people are insane.

[@mrmercedes745]

Nice to see Doge sitting at .31 cents atm, definitely feeling $3,000 optimistic!

[@applejambers7674]

I will eat a chunk of uranium of doge even reaches $2.50

[@aty4282]

@@applejambers7674 *pays you 3 bucks* Dew it!

[@nicoladyamniuk8817]

Time to but the dip! Lolw

[@noxturne16]

@@applejambers7674 ok guys let’s pump doge coin

[@toddlewis5567]

9 months later below 0.15 cents so comical.....

[@AcidxAnarchy]

The even more "substantially" moronic thing about the robinhood guy is that he doesn't even own 180k worth of actual doge coin. Robinhood does, and at any time they could screw him out of his life savings.

[@Coffee17990]

It’s funny how naive people think they know the most and get screwed over the hardest

[@nefwaenre]

Wait till you hear this: Many experts including me, believe that we have absolutely no idea of what we're talking about.

[@danielhennessy6631]

As you said near the end of this video, the incentive that drives these alt coins is the same mechanism that drove penny stocks. The idea of turning 3000% is so appealing to some they don't even care about the underlying. Kinda like the lottery.

[@seanji]

on one side, you have funds and research firms trying to make financial analysis an actual science. on the other, you have fintokers making it sound like palm reading. what a time to be alive.

[@yep_2431]

So glad you're out here smacking sense around. Hope you reach far and wide

[@abryant5258]

That lady investing in AMC wasn't telling anyone that she knew anything... she was just talking about her hobby and some buzz she heard about it

[@MaliKali-po9su]

Neither her nor the guy from the boat should be here.

[@Max-lf3tx]

I wish I wasn't unemployed in December of 2019 when my Chinese friend was talking about a new variety of Sars. If I'd shorted the airline industry then, I'd of been laughing all the way to the bank.

[@ethidian3444]

And her hunch about AMC turned out to be absolutely correct. Days after she posted that the stock became a meme stock and it rose significantly, and AMC took advantage of the rise of their stock and used it to benefit their business in the long term.

[@8BLOO8]

Sigh I knew some people who invested in the whole Doge coin and Game Stop thing and I didn’t even know they did it until afterwards. These are people who I would normally consider pretty smart and rational so it was just so sad to see people close to home being tricked too :(

[@alexaecho4273]

Yea those actions are of a pretty smart person

[@j3en534]

It was a classic RuneScape scam with a few people at the top saying let’s hold it, meanwhile they’re busy selling.

[@sega64official]

You're acting as if the market never recovers and won't ever recover lol. Check Doge in 2-3 years. Your friends will be fine.

[@sega64official]

@@j3en534If you looked at a chart, you'd see crypto recovered harder after it crashed every time. I've survived bear markets like this one over and over and over again. Must be a sad life being a passive aggressive internet bully.

[@j3en534]

@@sega64official I’m just sayin man at the end of the day someone loses and with coins based on memes it’s certainly not the people promoting them

[@junoluna3961]

Your videos about fake guru's helped me identify the fake ones . Recently been into a webinar ,the host just talks about the very basic of trading.Then proceeded with offering a mentorship program.

[@redrustyhill2]

They are all fake

[@angryoaf]

He just bought Doge at .7 and he's trying to pump it back to break even. 🤪

[@PommeTeori]

imagine putting your whole life saving and praying elon musk tweet funny dog.

[@ryugurena3327]

😢

[@icauich762]

I mean someone became a millionaire doing that but he invested early lol

[@YahNation]

I will only go back to work when they pay me in doge.

[@Waspinmymind]

@@icauich762 ah like a pyramid scheme?

[@icauich762]

@@Waspinmymind you clearly don’t know what a pyramid scheme is lmao

[@ShadowSaberBaroxio]

"The only thing worse than Tik Tok advice is probably KZbin advice" -Advice I heard on KZbin.

[@TrashwareArt]

Coffee I've basically looked stupid telling my friends to avoid tokens - but I dont feel wrong still. I did congratulate them and told them to cash out (they didnt). I was definitely wrong, but considering that my friends dont understand the cashing out part of a pump, I think time will still prove me right.

[@hyplerai]

Has time proven you right?

[@PrimetimeX]

Well crypto has completely crashed and now theyre holding empty bags. My one friend who had "80k in NFTs" actually has zero dollars.

[@sexyfacenation]

@@PrimetimeX came with nothing. Give he is ok

[@luskira]

What’s the current status?

[@TrashwareArt]

@@luskira of what? im still active. proof of work mining

[@ianconcilio]

I believe the comment you wanted about the "cabbie" giving stock advice is usually attribute to Joseph Kennedy that goes: “If shoeshine boys are giving stock tips, then it's time to get out of the market" - which is the statement he made after he cashed out his equity position before Black Friday...

[@OriginalCovfefe]

Tiktok traders and most youtube traders are a joke. They only read charts and make baseless price predictions based on said charts and are wrong almost all the time. To call themselves “analysts” are a joke, to say the least

[@AttorneyTom]

Lmao. Great video as always

[@linuxd]

Aye, AttorneyTom you a beast 💪🏼 Love your videos, keep up the good work

[@NahinAnnan]

Sup

[@dvdm4709]

Dang zilla gave you his personal number?!

[@dvdm4709]

@F A Ah yes, I forgot today's society needs the /s on joke comments

[@mattd2026]

U

[@clarkecorvo2692]

man.. i learned so much about humanity as a whole in the last 1,5 years.. vast majority was negative tho

[@genemechanic6773]

I got a MSc in finance from just watching TikTok on here, imagine when I sign up 🤯

[@jater10]

Do you have your degree from Tik Tok U?

[@jakesux7250]

The one with the dude laying on the lumber pile was actually pretty funny

[@Zeppelin180]

I feel like an idiot for getting a degree in Economics and studying the markets for 15+ years...

[@redrustyhill2]

Having a degree in "economics" is like getting a degree in hotel management, gender studies, feminist literature, history. The last person i would listen to about the economy is an "econimist"

[@CompetitionSportsNetwork]

Don't feel that way, you are miles ahead of most people.

[@tjslam26]

In the last 5 years, AMC was at $30 in much more favorable market conditions. At best, you can reasonably hope it gets back to that level. $2,000 is crazy.

[@sowishful]

This is a short squeeze

[@Eddie-ku2xl]

They'd be lucky if it even gets close to $20!...oh wait

[@sengvang3718]

Yea it will inevitably down trend back to its intrinsic value.

[@trishapaytas6971]

It’s funny watching this now when doge is at 17 cents lol

[@IllyasArt]

Pain

[@daniellarsson3453]

17 cents is still 50-100x any sane valuation of a joke coin.

[@trishapaytas6971]

@@daniellarsson3453 yea sure but no one is making anything from doge now it’s not even volatile I made 29% in two hours with a stock and lost .2% with doge

[@daniellarsson3453]

@@trishapaytas6971 It's not about the trading. The scam is the mining profitability, and the billions of dollars in coin the whales dumped after spending a few millions buying twitter influencers/shills.

[@IgotpoorNowRich]

This was recorded while Doge was at All time high.

[@S0l1dZ3r0]

I once tried to buy a condo on a Saturday and the owners said they weren't accepting offers until Monday. I knew they wanted a bidding war and I did not want to be involved with that BS. I offered them $100 over their asking price that day and they took it 🤣

[@Skoopyghost]

Hopefully not in crypto?

[@drpibisback7680]

@@Skoopyghost If you bought something tangible with your crypto as opposed to more/different crypto schemes, that's a win in my book. They don't let you go down to the supermarket and buy a six-pack of Coca-Cola with a 1% stake in the Coca-Cola Company.

[@bilsid]

they would have accepted a lower offer

[@S0l1dZ3r0]

@@bilsid Maybe. I didn't want to be too insulting though. That unit had been renovated and was only a few hundred dollars difference in price from a unit which had 4 student tenants in it and had not been renovated in the same building.

[@kevinnsude8692]

The pumpamentals😂😂

[@nerfinator03]

You gotta

[@Von.Juan.]

That real estate tik tok was perfect. And it’s not just the south CNN had an article saying it’s like that nationwide

[@philliptemple4534]

5:30 was actually very funny. The moment you speak to any American that has any connection to construction, you can literally set a timer and before it goes off there will be "and the price of 2x4 is now insaaaaane....". That guy needed more props from Coffeezilla for that joke. Phillip.

[@IeeIee778]

Dude I wonder if people could make more money than the buying cost if you weathered it

[@MilenaSimsic]

Lol to be fair, it's great that first guy even knows what stocks are at 16 years old. Kinda not great that he has the potential to bankrupt himself before he's even legally allowed to.

[@KeepMeATec]

Just about everyone knows what stocks are by the age of 16 lol.. even if you’re not sure how trading or the market works.

[@michaelmcdoesntexist8350]

I'm 21 and started learning at 14 what stocks were. Prolly not unique. Most people know of stocks, but don't understand and really know stocks. This loser calling himself an analysis is no different. Lmao

[@duckmeat4674]

Its been over a year and doge is not even worth 10c

[@SilkyLew]

Wait, you're telling me that this man is not 30?

[@nevermore7285]

Honestly. I think stocks was like a one month unit in a completely optional class on Highschool

[@salma.a]

“This is a weird mix of a frat guy with cocaine with uh yeah stimulus checks” 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@shawnbrownfield9857]

Ur cute

[@darkushippotoxotai9536]

@@shawnbrownfield9857 Hormones are Shite.........I remember my own Adolescent period now, and I didn't want to....😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shawnbrownfield9857]

@@darkushippotoxotai9536 hormones are fine...its my first beer

[@shawnbrownfield9857]

@@crypto9ite205 really?u can help me with that?I'm sitting on all my stimulus checks jus wanting for the next BITCOIN....almost pulled the trigger on doge..but if I got u...hell yea

[@unbroken1010]

@@shawnbrownfield9857 this is not him wake up. Now you can send me a couple bucks from saving you from being scammed 😀

[@JJDoggett]

My takeaway lesson from this is that the path to riches is to buy something and wait for Elon Musk to tweet about it. Sounds easy but I might need an online course just to be sure I'm doing it right.

[@christophermartinez4104]

Came here 3 years later to say that dodge is only at 11 cents and dropped after this video

[@pratick5296]

Many analysts including myself who follow Zilla are supreme intellectuals❤️

[@vincemcsenile7318]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 तुम दयनीय बकवास कर रहे हैं। मुझे आश्चर्य है कि आपका परिवार आपके बारे में क्या सोचता है? हो सकता है कि वे आपके बारे में बिल्कुल न सोचें।

[@unbroken1010]

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199scam

[@anthonymcghee6804]

Bro, you can't learn about money in 60 seconds. You can't believe the youth because they have not lived to trough the ups and downs

[@anthonymcghee6804]

@@crypto9ite205 Bro shut up

[@anthonymcghee6804]

@Gaming Legend69 yo, I really should troll him, that will mess up his day lol

[@YahNation]

Bruh I'm not going back to work unless they pay me in doge.

[@BrendanWilliamsTutorials]

What I learned from this video is that the man laying on the pile of wood is my new hero. Might as well be laying on a pile of gold 🤣

[@AngelicaNyqvist]

Me listening to the talk about buying in Texas going "yep yep yep yep". Now Im sad.

[@mauricio.montoya]

AMC actually did pretty well, assuming she took profits on time. Everyone else’s “analysis” qualifies as standalone comedy TBH

[@kylezo]

AMC is 14$ rn lmfao. I mean gambling due to market manipulation is not "doing well", but taking profits during a bubble is definitely the right move

[@notting2640]

@@kylezo exactly, unless you’re part of the in-group manipulating the market itself, as an outsider you have to either be extremely lucky or stay glued to your investment 24/7 including every minute and every second.

[@StrengthandVitality]

If you actually take his advice you deserve the results. Good or bad.

[@monkeyinadrawer]

"Many analysts including me" - cit.

[@kredonystus7768]

In 5 years time we'll all find out Coffee's flying lambo is real because he's been scaring us away from these investors while taking their advice and earning billions.

[@cameron.t]

I have a hard time understanding how relying on one man's tweet is a reasonable path to "financial freedom." Sounds like a prison, but at least it's not lonely! Like gulag!

[@Nixeu42]

This made me laugh more than it probably should have.

[@silvermushroom-gamifyevery6430]

For real tho, did not know that Tiktokers have enough money now for the scammers to get in on it.

[@THAPOKEPINBALLER]

The best part about the doge coin millionaire is that he never took his money out and lost it all and technically was never a millionaire

[@jassclass4320]

No wonder interest in flat-earth has gone down the drain...they found new nonsense xDD

[@mediaisthevirus]

Doge is shit, but have you been to space

[@sakiaung]

@@mediaisthevirus nice subaru wallpaper lol

[@mediaisthevirus]

@@sakiaung 👍

[@jonathansoko5368]

The earth is flat, it's common knowledge not a news story.

[@jamesw9250]

What’s sad is that there’s far more people silly enough to follow tiktoks advice bc there’s so many ppl who wanna make money easily using the app, they could actually cause it to boom like they claim. The media is a self fulfilling prophecy after all

[@iannordin5250]

"My yacht" shows the dinkiest little Yacht i've ever seen

[@kwbarron]

In the last 2 years, it never got above 28 cents - currently sitting at 6.3 cents. What a joke.

[@J.Katiti]

The amount of Acts,by the tiktokers to please the society are so Hilarious and at the same time so Saaad!

[@IRSpankz]

That lady tripled her 11$ amc though as of today.

[@tylerm2676]

5x today

[@megagunner12345]

wow. it must have been a good investment then. what a clever lady /s

[@watchingworm]

Hope she sold it though, it's going down.

[@YouTube_is_full_of_trolls]

Like any investment, it's about timing... is dogecoin a good investment? If it made you money, then it was a good investment... I think the key is repeatability and valuations... and right now it's almost impossible to judge the value of memes and reddit (and really the hordes of institutions taking advantage)... dogecoin is never going to more than maybe $1 or $2 though... in years

[@RichardServello]

Love that 15 ft "yacht"

[@HyphenzaOfficial]

"other analysts and myself" got me laughing

[@sweatloaftv7920]

LMAO I love how he's like "Ethereum and Doge do the same thing" woooooooooo hes better off just buying one ETH smh

[@LOGAN-ky2ix]

Hi Zilla & everyone else 👋🏽

[@CSpottsGaming]

Your point at 13:00 is exactly where I'm at. I know how stupid the NFT and crypto bubbles are, but I also think to myself "why would I not YOLO into coins that people are going to meme to the moon? Angel and devil on my shoulder fighting about whether I stand at a distance and laugh or try to join the clowns making 1000s of % in return overnight.

[@HodeliGodeli]

Watching this when doge went back to 6 cents makes it even better

[@fenderman6127]

It’s unfortunate when misinformed people get involved in movements. AMC does have a ton of DD behind it but TikTokers are oversimplifying it and are going to lose money trying to chase

[@lucafigueiredo6005]

Love this content who knew financial education and satire was something we needed 😂

[@fabianvera273]

After his small feud with KZbin after 'Truth about Doge' video, it feels this is video will do it: it will suspend Coffeezilla. Hang on and keep making these videos, bro!