I only take advice from people pointing at random text on the screen. How else can I know which stoks to buy?
@mohammadal-hasan5863 жыл бұрын
You buy stok according to tiktok and achieve maximum stonk
@TheMoneyGPS3 жыл бұрын
@@mohammadal-hasan586 agreed.
@donm20673 жыл бұрын
Is this where you come for the truth?.... now I know your secrets.
@TheMoneyGPS3 жыл бұрын
@@donm2067 i go to tiktok for the truth
@VinayakKesarwani3 жыл бұрын
Gotta use your stimmy man
@bobthewaffleman3 жыл бұрын
I took their advice and I was able to turn $5,000 into $50!! Thank you so much for the tips!
@OfficialFPSSkiMask2 жыл бұрын
Only $50? Baby stuff man I got $5
@ManIam412 жыл бұрын
@@OfficialFPSSkiMask I got $0.5 bro
@OfficialFPSSkiMask2 жыл бұрын
@@ManIam41 my deepest apologizes good sir
@surajsahoo892 жыл бұрын
You all didn't respect the pump
@godofhotballs_helios7207 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a skill issue
@Gregl3373 жыл бұрын
“Respect the pump” Warren Buffett, 2021
@lucascontarde90673 жыл бұрын
hahahah
@DhirC353 жыл бұрын
Someone has to make this into one of those quote pics lmfaoo
@Gregl3373 жыл бұрын
@@DhirC35 I’m sure someone will make it and post it onto the wallstreetbets Reddit page 😁
@pumpylepew35213 жыл бұрын
@@DhirC35 done
@nagitokomaeda32373 жыл бұрын
@@pumpylepew3521 respects paid
@8G00SE83 жыл бұрын
"The Pump is the 9th wonder of the world" Albert Einstein
@aryanpandeya162 жыл бұрын
Nah boss that was Arnold but i think that was a different type of pump
@SpencerCornelia3 жыл бұрын
I took their advice and now I am Tom Vu.
@abdelrahmanshawkat18443 жыл бұрын
You got a waterfall in the front?
@CotySchwabe3 жыл бұрын
Waterfalls everywhere.
@techlydaily3 жыл бұрын
"Are you a doer or don'ter?"
@tommatthews93413 жыл бұрын
Come to my 60 second seminar! On TikTok! 😁
@GodGuy83 жыл бұрын
What do you think of TQQQ the 3x leveraged nasdaq(QQQ)? Is it a scam? keep in mind UOPIX has been doing 2x the NASDAQ since 97' . you can plug the data into a spreadsheet and calculate the daily returns yourself. If you buy into the fund once a month you get very close to the average daily returns. So my question to the skeptics on here and im asking everyone, is TQQQ a scam?
@HL-zh7qi3 жыл бұрын
"respect the pump" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
@erickdraws95633 жыл бұрын
hahaha brilliant
@ch4se3 жыл бұрын
rezpect ze pomp
@MadScienceHacksTV3 жыл бұрын
Respekkt the þuamp!
@keiharris3323 жыл бұрын
So ded lol
@flippatheshippa3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I was laughing so hard
@JV-yb2lk3 жыл бұрын
Ayooo 😂
@ulipeterson61123 жыл бұрын
"Buy low, sell high." What a genius.
@parker1981xxx Жыл бұрын
With the OSU sweatshirt... 😓
@godofhotballs_helios7207 Жыл бұрын
@@parker1981xxx 🤮🤮🤮
@keithdafox22574 ай бұрын
More like buy high sell low ammirite?
@arthurbekkerman3 жыл бұрын
I respect my pump before I go to bed. Helps me sleep better.
@Henilegasp3 жыл бұрын
😂
@algebra3583 жыл бұрын
Pump & Dump lmao!
@megadog93053 жыл бұрын
"Maybe just do the exact opposite of what they tell you to." Got it: Buy high, sell low.
@colbythibodeau10813 жыл бұрын
close, sell high THEN buy low xD (legit though, I've made a good chunk of change shorting stocks and currencies that "gurus" promote)
@YouBetterCallSaul3 жыл бұрын
@@colbythibodeau1081 nope Ben was correct, then you post it on WSB and take it on the chin like a man
@johncalkins66313 жыл бұрын
@@colbythibodeau1081 That sounds counter productive, I would rather buy high because it's a guaranteed purchase and shows commitment. Then selling low is good because it shows generosity and humility in your character, as well as huge gains financially
@MrMattumbo3 жыл бұрын
No no, you buy low and sell lower. 1000 IQ play they don't want you to know
@flippatheshippa3 жыл бұрын
Respect the Pamp
@koyax8703 жыл бұрын
"Everybody is a genius in bull markets"
@Delbertfrost20003 жыл бұрын
word
@yavormarinov58813 жыл бұрын
People respect the Pamp :D
@ottoweininger81563 жыл бұрын
So true
@gunjitkumar3 жыл бұрын
So true
@orion89813 жыл бұрын
Good thing bull runs are more common than bear runs.
@mattberry4373 жыл бұрын
I am absolutely DYING at the guy who woke up, took a dab, then logged into Robinhood
@pongop3 жыл бұрын
I mean, didn't investors in the 80s do coke? lol
@ericmontrief68302 жыл бұрын
Showed his gains, then admitted he had no idea what he was doing. Honestly, mad respect lol
@oicfas4523 Жыл бұрын
He's sexy too.
@SangreFriasBack Жыл бұрын
@@pongopDifferent drug, different effects
@pongop Жыл бұрын
@@SangreFriasBack Good point. Weed is great.
@Azriel_63 жыл бұрын
Please do a "where are they now" and watch a bunch of TikTok options traders after a few months of them investing.
@vmodsm3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@agapheputrasusilo7413 жыл бұрын
It'll be a lit series on coffezilla channel topic 😂
@OutlawRobot Жыл бұрын
Totally Agree
@TrailRunnerLife3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the idiot's version "buy low, sell high" is the closest thing I've seen to actual investing advice in these type of videos.
@TheLazyEconomist3 жыл бұрын
I half expected to see someone say Buy high, Sell Low. Lol.
@somethinghere28153 жыл бұрын
@@TheLazyEconomist Buy high. Sell low. Buy again while low. Sell high
@aris13pat13 жыл бұрын
This is not an actual investing advice because there is no actual way to time the market.
@TheLazyEconomist3 жыл бұрын
@@aris13pat1 Technically, in Economics, this is a way to predict down turns and recessions busing a special data analysis graph. It's been correct for the last thirty years. Although there's still no explanation as to how it does it.🤷♂️
@aris13pat13 жыл бұрын
@@TheLazyEconomist Then please provide more information. Iam always happy to learn. Especially in the near future. :)
@Que-f2l3 жыл бұрын
RESPECT THE PUMP!!!!😂😂😂
@MartinGarden3 жыл бұрын
@@catmaxi2599 Ivan is amazing
@Sesamestreet90803 жыл бұрын
@@catmaxi2599 Ivan is a shill I’m pretty sure
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
There's a group of people more smooth brained than WSB'ers ... Inconceivable! ;) "I'm here because I invited the pump into my life " needs to be etched onto their tombstones.
@gamepost79903 жыл бұрын
if u do the opposite of WSB'ers u might even make some money. In a way they are an oracle.
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
@@gamepost7990 hmm, i wouldn't want to go up against that bunch. With their powers combined they can blow up your short position ... see Melvin Capital. XD
@jonathanmacadam3 жыл бұрын
there's a lot of WSB'ers who are doing quite well, but either play dumb or play into the hype...
@StockDoctortrade3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact a short company called citron said that several companies would drop wsb bought into them they are up several hundred percent
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
@@StockDoctortrade yep, i've noticed that. i think my plan is to keep track of the next company that Citron shorts, then see if the wsb gang gets riled up about it. when they do I'll go all in on that stock, lol. jk of course, this isn't financial advise, blah blah.
@codymenesini51023 жыл бұрын
I hate these mfs that try to talk everyone into trading and act like it’s quick and easy. If you aren’t willing to basically dedicate your life to charts and emotional abuse than just put your money in an index fund and forget about it lol.
@jeffshackleford31523 жыл бұрын
Fairly accurate
@michaeljhonmariano64623 жыл бұрын
Legit question, how can i put money in an index fund?
@jeffshackleford31523 жыл бұрын
@@michaeljhonmariano6462 I would start looking around KZbin.
@jerinjoseph5963 жыл бұрын
I agreee
@BillClinton2283 жыл бұрын
I love how every 15 year old is a millionaire day trader now / financial advisor with all of their 2 weeks of experience watching youtube videos on trading. Oh yeah RedditCoin and TikTokCoin are about to blow up so you need to invest now.
@arshiff3363 жыл бұрын
As an industry professional I can say that we are starting to coin a term called the Robin Hood effect. In other words avoiding the bubble level overhyped top Robinhood stocks and steering our clients away from the bubbles caused by Robinhood and internet gurus.
@blakeb10253 жыл бұрын
The Stock PTE that she claimed at 6:50 was "GONNA BLOW UP" yeah.. actually it dropped 20%
@impactEditHD3 жыл бұрын
yeah they shoujld be arrested lmao
@jimmiehenson3 жыл бұрын
As a blue chip investor, I can't wait for all these people's money to make it into my account
@InvestToLive3 жыл бұрын
I think it is spelled "stonks". Years ago I was explaining to a few friends what the value of 8% yearly returns would be over a long time horizon and of course they were like "yea, but I want to double asap.". I cannot even imagine trying learn to invest today without some solid and level headed people around you.
@InvestToLive3 жыл бұрын
@@Cryptech1010 Over the past 100 years there are plenty of "could have" opportunities. I could play Powerball and win $500million. I am just saying that people are not building balanced portfolios for long term growth.
@alexandrebatista6273 жыл бұрын
“The power of the pump compels you!”
@stealthbug57503 жыл бұрын
Damn we didn't get to see the guy manipulate the stock market with his $1000 account 😂
@player345363 жыл бұрын
"Manipulate" haha. These TikTok people always make me laugh with their ridiculous claims. 😂
@tandraarisandi66803 жыл бұрын
The golden rule of investing is : never invest in something you don't know.
@patrickk94403 жыл бұрын
The less u know the more your portfolio grows smh
@RichardServello3 жыл бұрын
Who needs research when you got reddit?
@nicmunro3 жыл бұрын
but they put moon emojis next to it
@Asunnybeach2 жыл бұрын
@@nicmunro and rockets
@loopje3 жыл бұрын
Following advice from stock tiktok is the most hassle-free way to blow up your account
@br0l0g3 жыл бұрын
Not exactly but I guess you don’t invest
@normalperson54873 жыл бұрын
@@br0l0g "hold xrp" - probably you
@loopje3 жыл бұрын
@@normalperson5487 LMFAOOOOO
@TheUSWMO3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@JosipNukeDuke3 жыл бұрын
It will literally blow up
@mack.attack3 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhh you buy it when it's LOW and sell when it's HIGH! I HAD IT BACKWARDS! You know, it's actually really easy to run a marathon and win, all you do is run faster than the other runners
@HamdiRizal3 жыл бұрын
That shady Asian guy could get millions by doing voice-over gigs.
@fullmetaltheorist3 жыл бұрын
"Come on man sheet."
@davidbrysiuk20083 жыл бұрын
Guys, just buy low and sell high. If you are not a millionaire, I'm disappointed in you.
@YouAreNotFree13 жыл бұрын
Can you cover 'michael diaz' the quantum trading guy? He's running 40min plus ads, and it is the cringiest crap I've ever seen! I watched about 30mins of it - highly entertaining!
@ekkekristo3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Kelekona2 жыл бұрын
When I was about 10, this 7 year old kid found out that my family paid $700 a month on rent. He ranted on about how we were wasting our money and in two months we could've accomplished a car, a house etc. That's what these tik tok traders sound like
@JeanMarceaux8 ай бұрын
I really would like to see what kind of car AND house $1400 would get a person.
@sinisterskills173 жыл бұрын
Coffeezilla, I started watching your channel shortly after being scammed out of thousands and I wished I could seen you sooner to avoid that mistake. I've saved a lot of money because of you so please keep doing what you're doing, thank you and may the pump be with you 😂
@tylerwatkins3413 жыл бұрын
Remember on the internet everyone is a lawyer, doctor and an investment-broker all in one.
@reijisan9852 Жыл бұрын
Also military strategist, advisors to politicians and Nostradamus
@blubla93 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to work in finance, i love watching these videos of fake gurus prove why there is a reason professional investors don't respect them.
@jeanfalzon77433 жыл бұрын
I literally discovered this dude yesterday and basically binge watched all evening. This dude is hilarious :D
@pongop3 жыл бұрын
That's where I'm at now
@NiklasAndersson7 Жыл бұрын
Same here! This Coffeezilla guy is hillarious! :-D
@keithblaze46953 жыл бұрын
Respect the pump guy is Ivan on Tech and he is just joking there. I watch his live show every day and he often has a decent outlook on the crypto market. You should interview him
@memyselfi95763 жыл бұрын
Do you respect the pump though?
@hugosantos36523 жыл бұрын
I jus Wanna know Wich vídeo He says that frase... Been searching but cant find It. Please leave the link If you can.
@F1END.MEGALITHIC3 жыл бұрын
bro hes a scammer lmao wake the fuk up.
@aspavigoforexmentors58893 жыл бұрын
"This guy is going to the church of pump" "May the pump be with you" "respect the pump" so many great quotes in this one
@tenniswerewolf80953 жыл бұрын
Bro you have saved me so much money, best decision was subscribing to you’re channel. Here’s to a great 2021🥂
@gasdajuice39183 жыл бұрын
You must not be very bright if it took this guy to stop you from investing in scams....
@tenniswerewolf80953 жыл бұрын
@@gasdajuice3918 Beta male troll comment. I’m not you’re enemy bro, men are coming together now. Btw I was well aware that these “gurus “ long before his channel. Cheers 🥂
@Mellyxxxxx7 ай бұрын
@@gasdajuice3918ur attacking the wrong enemy
@programmer4373 жыл бұрын
I lost my knowledge of Stonks by watching this. Can anyone help me get my knowledge back? It’s probably in Tai Lopez’s garage somewhere.
@mohamedelkayal88713 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Ryy993 жыл бұрын
Stocks are good but I swapped and invested in Forex and Bitcoin trading I've been making good profit.
@wilsonbernard22213 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@wilsonbernard22213 жыл бұрын
Forex and Bitcoin trading are profitable but with the help of an Expert.
@jacobwilliam54733 жыл бұрын
I just sold all my Stocks
@jacobwilliam54733 жыл бұрын
Thinking of switching to either Forex or Bitcoin trading.
@ipraywithoutseason3 жыл бұрын
I tried trading on my own but I lost all my money 😢😢
@themekon3 жыл бұрын
You do know that ‘Ivan on tech’ is joking when he says ‘respect the pump’... he’s got a dry sense of humour... I’ve been studying the crypto space in detail for 3 years now... and blockchain is a brilliant innovation. Lots of scammers out there.. with wild predictions... and shilling courses.. but ‘Ivan on tech’ is actually on of the decent ones.. I know enough about the tech to know good from bad with these guys. Surprised you included him..
@360flip193 жыл бұрын
Ivan is horrible. Anyone with paid groups or newsletters that shill some shitcoin that they get paid to shill should not be listened to at all. Simple as that. If you dont think he deserves to be in this video you have probably been sucked in. I'm a big bitcoin bull, but Ivan is trash.
@themekon3 жыл бұрын
@@360flip19 you entitled to your opinions... I watch a lot of crypto youtubers.. And Ivan does shill... they all do.. he’s quite open about it... and I’m sure not 100% transparent about every interest he has in everything he mentions.. But he’s a funny guy.., and you get used to filtering out the shill.. and he’s entertaining to have on in the background while trading..it just keeps you on top of the news. And the ‘respect the pump’ line is a joke.. it’s meant to be funny.. but this video is making out he’s being serious., which is misleading... For good crypto info... Chico crypto is a legend...
@360flip193 жыл бұрын
@@themekon Yup nothing wrong with watching for entertainment. It can actually be useful to get a sense of market sentiment. I would just caution against buying anything that is being shilled, especially by big channels. I try to avoid any youtuber who makes videos like "ada to $14!?!?!" Or "top 10 coins to 100x!!!!". I shit you not, I saw someone call for 100k eth this market cycle. I agree it's fun stuff to watch, but I find I learn nothing from that sort of content. A website like lookintobitcoin is a good source imo.
@themekon3 жыл бұрын
@@360flip19 there is much wisdom in this advice.... I actually find it useful to figure out which projects are being shilled by youtubers..and steer clear... even if it sounded promising. There is something that always rings alarm bells when you suddenly see 2 or 3 youtubers suddenly pointing out the virtues of a specific project on the same day. They even sometimes use the same script. I do t know if you remember ‘unstoppable domains’.. they paid everyone at one point.. But a project that puts so much money into shilling is an alarm bell for sure.. But I do watch the like of ‘crypto zombie’..‘Ivan on tech’.. or even the supershill that is ‘suppoman’... with my guard firmly up.. 100k eth this cycle... that’s some claim.. I think some of that just know the higher the headline.. the higher the viewer count... people want to hear positive things about things they own.. But.., ‘respect the pump’.....is funny.. and Ivan knows that.. he has fun with it.. goto ‘respect the pump’
@360flip193 жыл бұрын
@@themekon Fair enough, other than giving guys like suppo any ad revenue, I agree with much of what you said. May the pamp be with both of us and good luck in the market!!
@MrMelrays3 жыл бұрын
Wait till the tide turns. Many never experienced a bear market. It’s not this easy to make money in normal times.
@Robertperezshow3 жыл бұрын
In a bear market the guy behind Rule #2 is not going to be making money with his strategy.
@patrickp28363 жыл бұрын
Can't you just buy puts in a bear market and make money?
@Robertperezshow3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickp2836 Yeah... but the newbies are so focused on the call options.
@patrickp28363 жыл бұрын
@@Robertperezshow Options have never been traded at this rate in history. It will be interesting to see how this plays out next bear cycle. I know I was always afraid of options before now, they might turn a bear into a bull quicker but we will see.
@sashka2223 жыл бұрын
ultimate 4D chess: short whatever tiktokers are saying to invest into
@JackHGUK3 жыл бұрын
What do u think the tiktokrs are doing
@TESkyrimizer3 жыл бұрын
shorting is very unwise in this bull market
@ottodidactic44103 жыл бұрын
That second dude must be legit, did you see how realistic his sex doll looked?
@PeterSelie0013 жыл бұрын
Listen, if you really had an advantage over the market as a trader, "The secret sauce" if you will. Why would you delute that by selling courses instead of just trading all day. Think about that. Those kind of KZbinrs need to yell and scream, make THUMBnails THAT look LIKE this in FUNNY colours just so the kids would pay attention. It's basic market strategy. The fact that they need to beg for likes every 4 minutes during a stream says it all. The world of trading is a very complex thing that only a small percentage of people really understand. Where discipline and self control are crucial and where fortunes are made and lost overnight. The moment you treat it like a casino (like 90% of the subscribers of those KZbinrs) it will destroy every account you try to grow in a matter of hours/minutes/seconds. It will drive you literally crazy if you don't know what you are doing. Please be smart and think for yourself. Your bank account will thank you.
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@alcurtis933 жыл бұрын
Ripple has legitimately been an amazing investment ha
@jonburgart86493 жыл бұрын
its far from over
@Aywusgod3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely respect and believe the guy blazing and going into Robinhood with the "I don't know wtf I'm doing" mindset is going to make the most money out of everyone in that video lmao
@thembasapam78383 жыл бұрын
If anyone believes anything they see on tiktok needs medical help.
@TheLazyEconomist3 жыл бұрын
Their good at arts and crafts...so? That's pretty cool.
@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLazyEconomist that's the only creditable part
@player345363 жыл бұрын
@@TheLazyEconomist Like 1%. They *carry* the app.
@thembasapam78383 жыл бұрын
@@TheLazyEconomist Watch for entertainment. Taking financial advice from Tiktok, NO.
@MrMattumbo3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, people on Tik Tok were recommending people in Texas should turn on their gas stoves and leave them open to heat their homes... Tik Tok should've been banned, change my mind.
@1928zxcv3 жыл бұрын
"just like investor Warren Buffett said ..." can be inserted into any scenario and youll automatically sound twice as smart!
@TheJCFiles3 жыл бұрын
Haha I actually started watching the first guy a couple days ago on KZbin - IvanOnTech. Trying to learn those PUMPAMENTALS 😂🤣🤣🤣
@kevingoodwin52533 жыл бұрын
I suggest you watch Krowns crypto cave. He is a real trader unlike most of the KZbin analysts.
@TheJCFiles3 жыл бұрын
@@kevingoodwin5253 thanks for the recommendation! Subbed n will check it out
@TheJCFiles3 жыл бұрын
@Joosy Jay thanks!
@martinlutherkingjr.55823 жыл бұрын
Buy high, sell low. Wake me up when the bubble ends.
@randomreviews63033 жыл бұрын
these people are basically saying if you bought chicken when it was cheap you would of got cheap chicken.
@Magic_beans_9 ай бұрын
5:49 Once again, “I haven’t actually made money yet, but I totally will because I have a _strategy_ .”
@ctrl_the_id3 жыл бұрын
Just what I need to hear after a long, hard day’s work: TikTok influencers telling me that it’s really easy to make all that cash.
@GNMbg3 жыл бұрын
what are you a construction worker
@ctrl_the_id3 жыл бұрын
@@GNMbg septic tank analyzer.
@GNMbg3 жыл бұрын
@@ctrl_the_id did you go to college for that or?
@ctrl_the_id3 жыл бұрын
@@GNMbg sifu taught me.
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa Жыл бұрын
Wow, is there nothing sifu can't do? Sifu taught me how to grow money trees! Wish I got into dendrology earlier.
@NuMaGames3 жыл бұрын
Hahah Ivan was being sarcastic 😂 that’s kind of like his meme, and no this isn’t from a course that clip is just from his live streams here on KZbin.
@NuMaGames3 жыл бұрын
Letchi A for sure, no one is all good I know that. I am just referring to this Clip itself the whole respect the pump thing is a meme, just jesting. I’ve never joined his webinar and don’t plan on it, just like the livestreams.
@benharris67323 жыл бұрын
Ivan on tech is pretty good man I think he's messing around about the pumps thing coffee, love your content though long time subscriber
@Coffeezilla3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you like the content, but the real question is... do you respect the PUMP Ben?
@benharris67323 жыл бұрын
@@Coffeezilla 🤣🤣 taking profits is a good way to respect the pumps. I invest as appose to trade so I just hold for the long term
@Rashid46683 жыл бұрын
I've seen his manipulation
@frenchman694203 жыл бұрын
Ivan on Tech Will rotate daily between two thumbnails: "watch out dump on Monday" and "big pump (time sensitive)"
@keithblaze46953 жыл бұрын
@@frenchman69420 and programmer explains lmao
@Johnefinance3 жыл бұрын
These people also cherry pick by calling out 10 stocks and then making a video about the 1 that did well lol
@regularjoe61373 жыл бұрын
No one talks about the risk, the taxes , commissions . Everyone wants the Robinhood million dollar accounts!
@hakshustletv3 жыл бұрын
They really don't, these people have given all the guys who actually day trade or invest in stocks a horrible name. I thought Wall Street was the pinnacle but these fake gurus are much worse
@colbythibodeau10813 жыл бұрын
Please Coffee make more of these videos, they're absolutely hilarious. You should make a video about the account managers who turn your $200 into $20,000.00 in just 7 days. You know the people, "expert" Mr. Donaldson or "expert" Ms. graham. The ones who just HAPPEN to have clients watching the exact same youtube videos that all their other clients are watching and recommending their services lmao
@ExtremeComments93 жыл бұрын
The new onslaught of stock "geniuses" is very annoying. Everyone thinks they're an expert.
@Mosesusorer3 жыл бұрын
Wait till a sustained market crash comes by and all those clowns will end up on the streets...
@An-nw4hx3 жыл бұрын
It kinda vilify the trading business..
@ShaferScott3 жыл бұрын
Wallstreetbets got a shoutout 💪
@RyanHarrisonYT3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favourite segment: learning stocks from Tik Toks! Soon we will all be millionaires... this person on Tik Tok told me so!! 😂
@AJellySnakeRebel3 жыл бұрын
guy on face bookie thingy told me id be a trillionaire by investing from as low as 25 pound if i buy his class for 3 instalments of just 199!
@tommatthews93413 жыл бұрын
I bought GE when it bottomed out at around $5! I think I'll start a Masterclass now! 😁
@enzogurijala54643 жыл бұрын
I'm a loyal fan who's been watching your channel for over a year. Keep it up and don't retire. P.S. You can fake retire again.
@stevenmaximowicz5673 жыл бұрын
Is there a way to private message Coffee? I found some interesting fake guru info. I can't find an email or anything listed on any of his content.
@gazer53703 жыл бұрын
As a professional stock trader I can say...DONT LEARN ABOUT STOCKS FROM TIKTOK
@DhirC353 жыл бұрын
Also please dont trade options whether its stocks or forex
@gazer53703 жыл бұрын
@@DhirC35 especially forex.
@reheyesd86663 жыл бұрын
I feel like shorting these idiots would be awesome way to make some gainzzz but I am from WSB so who knows?
@gazer53703 жыл бұрын
@@Cryptech1010 you’re partially true, anybody can make money right now in this bull market, but only the pros can consistently make outstanding profits.
@rossjojos3 жыл бұрын
You took Ivan's clip out of context, he was being sarcastic.
@NuMaGames3 жыл бұрын
Pumpamentals joke
@WPaKFamily3 жыл бұрын
the pumper is the true definition of europoor.
@daniel-mk9dd3 жыл бұрын
They hold their fingers up and point when there‘s a text, stonks go up, coincidence? I don‘t think so. I‘m gonna yolo everything into XRP now
@patrickp28363 жыл бұрын
Actually if you look into the SEC case against XRP you will see the SEC doesn't have a case, and it was only done because the former head of SEC was thin skinned and did not like ripple telling them they needed to provide clarity for Crypto assets. It appears they may pay a fine and will be doing fine once the new SEC chair is confirmed. If not then Etherium and Cardano could also be sued by the SEC cause they did the same thing as Ripple.
@crescentglow151 Жыл бұрын
His ripping on XRP did not age well 😂😅😅
@EliteFireSaint3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't ripple the one that was jacking all those youtube channels and replacing their content with crappy crypto report videos? I'm sure it was.
@Stizzzzzzzz3 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed so hard L O L L M F A O COFFEE W ONE PUMP
@amsalmeron3 жыл бұрын
May the pump be with you! Also, wake and rake the stonk market. Man, I really love your work and I get the one month of daily uploads (or you'll lose your hair) challenge. I've been so glad to have daily uploads to watch. But I can see in your eyes how exhausting this must've been, even though you are as good a host as ever. Just, you know, take a break after this month is done, you have a very loyal and supporting audience, so please don't put your phisycal and mental health second. Just saying! Thanks for all the great content!!
@rayafk85023 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said “bleep that out” my KZbin went to the “something went wrong”screen and I sat there for 30 seconds assuming it was part of the video until I actually checked lmao
@freshoxygen21763 жыл бұрын
LOVE YA COFFEE BUT I HODL XRP DO OR DIE!! But please know I’m aware it is “Do or Die” Also: viewers, please no dumbass scam advertisements below this thread. Thanks 👍🏼
@KyleandPrieteni3 жыл бұрын
These tiktok traders are so cringy. It's embarrassing to every legit traders and investors . XD
@RonaldoSoccerPwnz3 жыл бұрын
First guy believes in the pump more than Arnold does
@reijisan9852 Жыл бұрын
He IS the pump !!
@libcanbe24743 жыл бұрын
Rule number 9: Cocaine 💔😂😂😂😂😂 This guy is low-key funny af
@kingofalldabblers3 жыл бұрын
I guess I don't know when this was filmed. But ol girl's penny stock that was "ready to explode" is now down at $1.06. I am no expert but that sounds more like implode.
@randomencounter89843 жыл бұрын
"Options day trading" Well that is recipe for a disaster :O
@insiderperson182793 жыл бұрын
Here before Mindful Attraction comments 😛
@JackDuffley3 жыл бұрын
Risk Management Man™ is back!!!
@jeffshackleford31523 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you XRP guy, I already YOLO'd all my money on PLTR FDs.
@laci2723 жыл бұрын
Missed pun: i spy with my little eye a federal crime
@nickspeelman9174 Жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear from these folks from here in January 2023.
@A.Campbell3 жыл бұрын
Pump, pump the jam!
@zinksinclair24283 жыл бұрын
That's part of the reason I never use tik tok...80% garbage content
@Value-Investing3 жыл бұрын
Great video! Could I re-share this on my channel?
@Kyokyaine214133 жыл бұрын
Never expected to see you here ahahah
@justinwaters67272 жыл бұрын
RESPECT THE PUMP DUDE CHARGES 100000 PER VID ACCORDING TO HIS PR FIRM
@smfinance9156 Жыл бұрын
Watching this now, I feel stupid how I did not realize that this was a bubble…
@b33re40 Жыл бұрын
May I ask what happened?? Like did you invest your money in stocks and crypto or why do you feel stupid?
@smfinance9156 Жыл бұрын
@@b33re40 I didn’t short stuff
@BlakeTedKord3 жыл бұрын
@CoffeeZilla There’s a guy up and coming called Ravi Abuvala, can you review him please?
@J5L5M63 жыл бұрын
AAhhhh yes, the original outro warms my heart.
@jackwillis6803 жыл бұрын
That guy talking about vertical spreads isn’t necessarily wrong, but it’s not nearly as simple as he’s making it seem. Plus if you don’t do it correctly you can lose some money, it’s not completely risk free but the losses are limited
@suprarealistul3 жыл бұрын
Yep took your advice and did a 180' XRP BABY LET"S DO THIS BOYS!!!!!!
@flapjackmollases9633 Жыл бұрын
Listen Coffee. I have shown you nothing but respect so far...but if you don't respect the POMP, then I'm gonna have to unsubscribe. 🤣 That poor woman in the buy low, sell high video looks like she would rather be doing ANYTHING else but making that video. And remember.."You gotta blaze up before you gets Paidz up"
@drawwithbeektor63293 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this free course!
@gracechan30393 жыл бұрын
It’s terrible you put Ivan with the FinTok people. I understand that you don’t get crypto but commentary on something you don’t understand doesn’t come off well.... Ivan was basically saying if you only trade off fundamentals you can miss out on obvious profits. Scam coins hype and die. You can trade the hype and get out before they die. This is what happened in 2017 and will happen again shortly in 2021.
@angelfonseca71982 жыл бұрын
I always respect the pump. Without my pump, how can I know what I can achieve with maximum effort? Besides respecting the pump, I respect the gym. Which helps me get that pump. Praise be to the pre workout, gym and the holy pump. Amen!
@one44two45s3 жыл бұрын
I threw up in my mouth when she said "stimmy"
@robertandrews69153 жыл бұрын
My uncle sent me that picture when I was probably 10. I haven't seen that picture in so long. How no one has reported you for that is a miracle but you get a like for having that as your picture
@one44two45s3 жыл бұрын
@@robertandrews6915 lol your uncle sounds like good people
@DopeForeverBeats3 жыл бұрын
Jesus love you, he died on the cross for you, accept him as your lord and savior he can change everything. For God so loved the world that he gave his only son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life" (Jn 3:16" But you must repent too. From that time Jesus went about preaching and saying, Let your hearts be turned from sin, for the kingdom of heaven is near. (Matthew 4:17)×