THE WORST DINOSAUR TOYS ARE CURSED

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[@remco.degroot]

I was very excited when I got my copy of lego's: 'Polar Bear Rampage At Lockwood Estate.' Gotta love that set

[@lucacianflone4128]

No it's not the Lockwood estate it's the Flintstone Mansion :3333333333

[@nonuts403]

Double Crested Dragon on the loose Scary Brick China Dragon Transport Big crested quad beast on the loose Flying crested beak monster and chase jeep Raptor monster chase with biplane Spined monster beast creature vs Big hand creature and buildings Blue striped bipedal creature dinosaur China dragon vs helicopter vs ATV with person

[@t_rex1299]

What about the tyrannical dragon break out

[@rustboy1055]

It’s the size of a polar bear…

[@gavindelgado3560]

@@lucacianflone4128 no lol it’s the polar rampage at LockWood Estate, I bought it myself

[@grebnedu1219]

At least last time when they called Dimetrodon 'Allosaurus', it was actually a name of a prehistoric animal. THIS, they just straight up called a jet BLACK Raptor a POLAR BEAR

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

Why tho?

[@McdonallDouglasF-15]

That is an indoraptor bro.

[@lpsfoxstar8454]

@@McdonallDouglasF-15 and that is a type of raptor

[@rachelbrown6457]

ahem dont you mean indoraptor? ???

[@lpsfoxstar8454]

@@rachelbrown6457 an indoraptor is tecnically a type of raptor

[@tristonng7587]

"Niulong" = 牛(bull, cow, ox)龙(dragon) Because Carnotaurus is "meat-eating bull" and "long" is a suffix that goes with almost all dinosaur (and other giant lizards) names in Chinese.

[@ferriswalcc]

long = dragon im pretty sure

[@codinyt4119]

@@ferriswalcc the people that gave this comment likes are *mostly* chinese (:

[@5spec]

@@ferriswalcc I can confirm

[@Myc_Rayreal]

For example Guanlong

[@Velkhana_The_Myth]

@@ferriswalcc 龙

[@SuprememeCeratosaurus]

I think the reason so many of them are called dragons is because in some Asian languages, dinosaur literally translates to “terrifying/savage dragon”.

[@TheJericho1123]

as a "older prehistoric person" these ripoffs only fool a select number of people.

[@JedRobby]

I won't lie, immediately herbivorous came at me at 400 kmph and flattened me against a dying star. Safe to say it was comedic

[@TheSpinoDude]

This comment flattened me against a dying star. Mutual comedy

[@5spec]

@@TheSpinoDude Spines Dragon

[@kittysoftpaws3677]

@@TheSpinoDude super large hadrosaur

[@duaa4800]

Iguandon J

[@Valtieldan]

Ah, nothing like machine translating dinosaur names from Chinese to English and vice-versa, thus creating many strangely named dragons. It wouldn't be a problem if whoever did the advertisement knew anything about dinos but, oh well. Though a few of those seem totally fine as children's toys, with the walking and jumping. (Possible toxic painting notwithstanding)

[@lpsfoxstar8454]

I wouldn't be entertained by those, even as a kid

[@BellUH-1Huey]

“This spinosaurus looks absolutely delicious” killed me

[@shainewhite2781]

4:55, what was that!?; Lol!

[@MBRSims]

Once I was in a toy shop in a shopping centre (bearing in mind I live in the UK, where dinosaur science began) and they had a section of cheap dinosaur toys that were even more awful than usual. The worst was a supposed "Stegosaurus" that had no back plates or tail spikes. It looked more like an overweight monitor lizard than any kind of dinosaur, let alone a Stegosaurus. They can't even get the famous ones right

[@dynamosaurusimperious6341]

The saga continues and I love it,very much Also Polar Bear is just so *GENIUS*

[@raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654]

of course, the Polar Bear, my favourite ingen Hybrid! best Wishes have a good day!

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

We finnaly found the indoraptor's nickname *POLAR BEAR*

[@kookaman6095]

🐻‍❄️

[@tyrantlizard7575]

Hi goro I find you everywhere

[@user-cc9eb6gg2k]

You're wrong, indoraptor's nickname is Ripper.

[@lugiazilla5469]

@@user-cc9eb6gg2k r/wooosh

[@homiet-rex959]

I’ve actually seen a different listing for the wind up dinosaurs and surprisingly in that one they got almost every name of the dinosaur correct with the exception of the therizinosaurus being called sickle dragon.

[@fransthefox9682]

I'm convinced. Next time I tame a Carnotaurus in Ark, I'm gonna name it Niulong.

[@TheSpinoDude]

Legend!

[@Velociraptor_Feathers]

4:50 omg look at that boi go!!😆

[@usvr2858]

4:40 reminds me of that allosaurus sound when you kill it in carnivores

[@one-clawedtheropod1567]

The word “saurus” translates to “dragon” in Mandarin, if I’m not mistaken

[@user-cc9eb6gg2k]

Torosaurus is a genus of Chasmosaurin Ceratopsids 0:32 Polar Bear is a species of Bears from Arctic circle 1:55 Pachycephalus is a synonym of Pachycephalosaurus 5:53

[@CoralReaper707]

I love how you got so specific with Polar Bear!

[@rileythompson9470]

Torosaurus lol 0:33 Polar bear lol 1:55 Prickling dragon lol 2:46 Heterdonta lol 5:50

[@neB282]

At 1:23 I saw those when browsing to find cheap fake legos to customize. Weird transformer versions of Jurassic worlds snap squad. The “torosaurus” was called that because of camp Cretaceous’s carnotaurus nicknamed toro.

[@nicholasschrader7179]

Ah yes, Ankylosaurus and its iconic rolling along the ground.

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

5:27 *dies of laughter*

[@rileythompson9470]

Dies of laughter 5:28 😊

[@Escanimations]

Ah yes,I love my polar bear lego figure

[@Escanimations]

How everyone screams:AAAAHHHH How my mom screams: 1:07

[@lukedixon9981]

Niu is cattle in Chinese and long is dragon so it kind of works for carnotaurus a little bit

[@mutosaurus9341]

Imagine the Kitchen Scene From Jurassic Park But With That Yutyrannus Raptor at about 30 Feet Long 5:42

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

I remember that scene

[@megazillasaurus]

6:01 abgle the nasal dragon

[@Archaeornis397]

This is probably the best dinosaur toy video I've ever come across today ngl.😂😂😂

[@shainewhite2781]

2:24, it's a Gallimimus!

[@Lotus_TheMudWing]

Store: Calls the indoraptor a polar bear Indoraptor: So, you have chosen death...

[@rexosaurus3610]

It's like they think there's copyright laws prohibiting them from using names for animals.

[@w_reat3401]

4:33 no way! monke flipin' Spino!?!?! this is the coolest dino i ever see 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@dinoxels]

Oh my god I was laughing all the way, I need to breath.

[@spiderchanyes]

I remember I had a box full of Jurassic world fallen kingdom cookies and the mosasaur was blue, velociraptor was gallimimus, and carnotaurus was pachycephalosaurus

[@f.u.m.o.5669]

3:31 I really want that "Brachiosaurus"

[@Cringechanneloffical]

Fun fact: the baryonx is a actual dinosaur lego from a official lego set

[@BionicleSaurus]

It all makes sense if you don't think about it.

[@BionicleSaurus]

@@CamarasaurusLover15346 wtf are you talking about.

[@blackwing2da445]

i too remember the part where Henry Wu created the POLAR BEAR and kept it underneath Lockwood manor...

[@kristenanne7048]

The snap Squad bootlegs would actually be good if they included more of them like the indominus Rex that would be awesome

[@2022irons]

4:39/4:42/4:44 “Dinosaurs will rotate a war, jump & other movements-the body will follow the left and right swing, oh! Indicate texture light, interesting and lovely. Let’s into these era of *(makin noises gruntin)* dinosaurs, and explore the *(snortin Makin noises gruntin)* sehkrits of dinosaurs.”

[@nathanstrother7593]

0:57 You underestimate my power don't try it

[@shainewhite2781]

00:51, lol! Torosaurus!? It's Carnotaurus?

[@gregtheseatreaderleviathan4609]

Lmao they were trying to copy Toro the carno from jwcc

[@pen9944]

4:38 got me crying

[@shainewhite2781]

1:58,Lol!!🤣🤣

[@TrexTamer]

I believe niulong means "cow dragon" so with Carnotaurus I guess it makes sense

[@Jurassicworldwoffan]

0:55: ITS OVER REXY I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND! YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER! DONT TRY IT! *blue gets squashed*

[@swollenheadofdragon832]

I did not know you were continuing this so thank you!

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

4:06 why yes I am a ceratosaurus.

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

When the t-rex chasing you turns into a transformer

[@brucesnow3901]

Ah yes My most favourite dinosaur ''polar bear''

[@gusfring6887]

6:01 thats actually a pretty cool ceratosaurus

[@shainewhite2781]

2:51, lol!

[@Garryzilla]

I love how the carnotaurus is called torosaurus even though he ain’t a ceratopsian so keep it up cause I like how ur reaction is priceless on each Dinosaurs but I’m just saying

[@LEGO_GrandAdmiral]

I believe Niulong translates to “Cow Dragon” 😂 which makes sense considering the list

[@ShadowsAndScience]

"Whose idea was it to take the Snap Squads and turn them into Transformers?" A genius, that's who (i actually kinda want them, ngl)

[@JurassicShortsYT]

Well Mark Robber has become a Dinosaur🦖🦕 🤣🤣🤣

[@shainewhite2781]

00:24, really!? Lol!

[@siewpeisi9937]

3:33 fun fact I have them also I think the niulong is supposed to be 牛龙 meaning cow dragon cause cow in Chinese is spelled niu and dragon is long

[@derricktate6407]

Niu long is chinese for carnotaurus, it literally means cow/bull dragon

[@derricktate6407]

And the reason for swollen head dragon is because in chinese the word for dinosaur is dragon and they just traslate all the words in the name directly so you end up with a twisted version of the meaning of the english name.

[@BionicleSaurus]

@@derricktate6407 we know why it happens it doesn't make it not hilarious.

[@derricktate6407]

@@BionicleSaurus i didnt say it wasnt funny

[@HeroQuestFans]

these are hilarious. really brings me back! seems their auto translator thinks "dragon = dinosaur" and then just have run on sentences and randomly assign names in listings

[@marthae3716]

Indoraptor:because I'm ten feet tall dose not mean I'm a polar bear.

[@blufftonitevideo]

1:55 Pit BULL!?! Bully breed!?!!?

[@thedapperdibble3622]

PoLaR bEaR

[@stegotyranno4206]

great video, these always make me laugh. Also, what happened to i "am extinct" series?

[@TheSpinoDude]

having trouble coming up with ideas for my scripts for those- When I feel like revisiting them, I will

[@stegotyranno4206]

@@TheSpinoDude good to know. Cant wait for them to come.

[@indoanimates]

I just realized that I never got an Indoraptor in that Lego set. IT WAS A POLAR BEAR. A literal polar bear.

[@shainewhite2781]

2:38, it's a gorilla!

[@enemy-steel]

Oh yes polar bear is my favorite dinosaur

[@adamraffael8950]

4:13 ... I can't believe the nostalgical toys i've okayed since toddler stage had a ridiculous name i may never guess.

[@LeopardGamer366]

"Polar bear" Indoraptor:🥲

[@tristanwilde5581]

I love ur vids ur my new favourite KZbinr

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

I kind of like that little blue spino too. It's strangely adorable??

[@2022irons]

Sickle Dragon my favorite dinosaur!

[@shainewhite2781]

3:40, lol!! I can't even...🤣

[@kringebirds]

Ah yes my favorite toy "*dragon with nose*"

[@ROZK934]

Its my first time watching you channel and man 👏👏 and subscribed

[@TheSpinoDude]

Welcome aboard, thank you!!

[@The-creator-of-good-videos-15]

I think “Utah-Robber-Dragon” might be another one of those badly translated Utahraptors or something. Idk.

[@stained7962]

i got this notification and the first thing i thought was *oh no*

[@chaosthebaryonyx6344]

Torosaurus wasn't that inaccurate cause toro from camp Cretaceous is a carno

[@Velociraptor_Feathers]

bootleg snap squad transformers............. we have truly ascended

[@Dandidoo624]

As it turns out niulong is the Chinese name for carnotaurus, because Chinese like knockoffs so much even their dinosaurs are knockoffs, and they all have to end with “long” cause it means dragon and dragons are really important in China

[@Dino-Jira]

I just read the description, No way, you work with Kayakosaurus!?

[@streakycandy656]

“ah so disappointing that spinosaurus looked absolutely delicious”

[@swollenheadofdragon832]

Indoraptor No! What have they done to you? How do you get polar bear out of an indoraptor? That's not the only one like that

[@andreaswehrmann365]

"for older more mature PREHISTORIC people" *gasp! Have you heard how he talks about your grandparents?!

[@Doctor_Mortis]

Tbh I saw the famous POLAR BEAR at local chinsese shop, and my soul died at the moment.🤣

[@saphiregoji9652]

4:39 yoooo the new jurassicworld dominion movie looks liiittt

[@nemanjastanimirovic155]

Herbivores broke me in the first five seconds.

[@blufftonboi9895]

0:33/0:54/1:55 "Mummy can we get Walking With Dinosaurs/Lion King?" "We Have Lion King/Walking With Dinosaurs At Home." *Walking With Dinosaurs At Home:*

[@potatoeater4838]

I got an ad for the terra electronic dinosaurs

[@redxlifegamer9103]

The lego dinosaur sets look alot better then the ones u search on the internet.

[@GGchannel1025]

Ngl I actually like the Plesiosaur wind-up toy.

[@KaisDinoAdventures]

Hahaha these are Effing hilarious 😂 Good one! 👍 full view haha prickling dragon 🐉

[@Eldrisaur]

“Prehistoric people” Ah yes, the boomers

[@Winter35556]

YO THAT SPINOSARUS DID A BACKFLIP

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

If I had a nickle for every herrasaurus depicted with a sickle claw, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

There is so much quality content in this third installment (or was it fourth I swear there was another one) that I’d have to spam comments for many of these listings xP FORGIVE ME MLORD SPINODUDE! One thing that makes me sad is that bootleg Essien...

[@Purple87guy83]

Very nice polar bear!👍

[@A185rldrooms]

The upper chain dinosaur series actually made me laugh so hard lol!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@A185rldrooms]

Its so random lol!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@SheRexGram]

POWER TO THE DINOS! 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖 🦖

[@CamarasaurusLover15346]

THIS IS DA BEST. DAY. EVER!!!