The Worst Flavor Wins | Show Me Your Deck Commander Roasting

[@JoeMWoodward]

"I respect your ability to scryfall things" got a holler out of me

[@brittbread]

I still think giving unsolved cases in the D&D deck would be very funny. You give them literal goals they can try to meet for a reward!

[@TheAkunoKage]

Classes could also be fun.

[@wurgel1]

The old-school Zendikar Quests. F.e. give Quest for Pure Flame to the mono green dino-player and have him figure out how to solve it. Spinkle in some sidequests, with red rewards and he knows what he wants to work for. Or Quest for Renewal for the vigilance voltron player, that never taps his beatstick.

[@gabeD8366]

The most true to form experience as a dm is putting effort into my campaign and then it gets crapped on by my players, so I think the dnd deck works

[@sebastianscopa3188]

The zedruu deck should give people the D&D classes to level up!

[@kilroy1365]

In fairness for the mono white deck, what's more mono white than no drawing?

[@franslair2199]

Esper Sentinel, Trouble in pairs, Loran:

[@kilroy1365]

@franslair2199 Im speaking on the meme of white being bad at drawing or, like 2 of yours, situational depending on your opponents

[@crazasta5290]

​@@franslair2199 yeah being more realistic he should have phrased it "never more than one card." Lol

[@Azeria]

contains almost no spice whatsoever

[@GrayVMhan]

In 2024 we have tocasia's welcome and caretakers talent

[@Thanatos2099]

That DnD deck is missing a key component: the ability to induce deep paranoia and anxiety in players. Every good DM should be able to mind game the hell out the rest of the table. It's not always about the carrot and the stick.

[@johanneshvidberg7744]

In the questgiver deck, battles, cases and the ascension cycle would also fit perfectly. Also ezuri's predation/apex altisaur would be the perfect tpk if only they weren' t green

[@steelstallion75]

I’m here for 9/10 of Troper’s identities. Trevor knows what he did.

[@violet3693]

i think this is the earliest i've been to a video, yippee

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

"this deck isnt about winning but putting other players through silly hoops" this put into words what i play commander for lmfao

[@kissthecorpseKTS]

The DM deck needs a wedding Ring

[@Azeria]

Dale Earnhardt Incorporated tokens? actually who knows, maybe after Aetherdrift.

[@0jikori]

I need that 156 token deck list!

[@ZetherothMTG]

Same

[@witchBoi_Connor]

Bounty Board for that adventure deck

[@towelguy]

surprised you got not one but two "just scryfall list of all the X" decks

[@thomaspelgrim2975]

For the DM-deck, why not include battles to give away when they flip? It would make total sense as you give other players a target and reward

[@MetaKaios]

Because (assuming you're not from a future where non-Siege Battles exist) you have to choose an opponent as the Battle's protector, meaning that that opponent is not able to attack it. You'd be giving a quest to everyone but that guy (including yourself, which I'd think would be frowned upon for DMs).

[@thomaspelgrim2975]

@MetaKaios not a huge problem if you ask me. The flavor still works

[@gwenyurick9663]

​@@MetaKaiosIf you give away a battle to the defender they choose a new defender which it they play along would be you. you just have to give them away right away

[@MetaKaios]

@@gwenyurick9663 They would also have to play along with giving it away to someone else if they's not the one to defeat the battle. That's a bit much to ask. (And I'm not sure the deck even has the tools to shift control of it from one opponent to another)

[@atmaximum]

It's crazy that people need to hear advice like: "Add D&D cards to your D&D themed deck"

[@chainsawyoars]

Mono white deck needs Crackdown, for flavor,emotions from the artwork, theme, and all the other privileged puns you can make from it. NON-WHITE CREATURES WITH POWER 3 OR GREATER DONT UNTAP

[@232Skull]

the quest deck could have actual quest cards from zendikar or the battles since they are still under your control when you cast them.

[@logosloki]

needs some battles in there too. parties love it when you give them a signposted target

[@hollowknight4630]

I want to submit one of my decks so badly but I just KNOW I’m gonna get put in the “sponsored by edhrec” category cause my ass is new to magic and can’t build my own deck to save my ass

[@rhymeswithmoose228]

I'd like the mono white player to know that I got their make some noise reference

[@GrayVMhan]

The Garth deck needs its own binder to even play 😅

[@thatdude9415]

Would love a video on Karametra, God of Harvest! Fun as hell in commander

[@XHero1330]

Want a flavor win? Adventure deck helmed by Chulane, with the hidden wincon of Happily Ever After being enabled by Planeswide Celebration.

[@skynyrdjesus]

The fact that level up isnt anywhere on any of these cards is a crime

[@ozirus3344]

Do I even want to ask why the mic is on a spatula

[@CaptainGulasch]

This Thumbnail has big BrickyOrchid8 energy

[@du5k.17]

I def wanna try to make a dm deck, it seems really fun

[@gabeD8366]

The Zedruu deck is my favorite play-style, I don't try to win I try to make memories

[@tonip3pperoni782]

Is there a way to submit deck requests?

[@franslair2199]

Okay but the PROPER way to play Zedruu and be a DM is obviously archenemy. You can give people stuff as rewards for successfully completing quests (surviving another scheme or disassembling one of the nasty combos zedruu decks play) or punish them with horrible "gifts"

[@thegorlnextdoorhere]

Where would I go to submit my decks? I would love to see my jank get roasted

[@Mtgreenftw]

Ya got it boss

[@rng_king428]

Dm deck needs to start handing out equipment

[@Bigman420ification]

Day 40 of asking for Mr. Foxglove.

[@shadexvii3975]

Nico Bolas roast day A3

[@AnonYmous-mc5zx]

DnD deck needs board fuckery cards to show the random bullshit the DM can do to get things moving. Wrong Turn. Disrupt Decorum. Clone Legion. It needs to be able to become the archenemy. Show and Tell.

[@That1powergamer]

I would put my commander up, but mald will never rate it. Even if I do, so I won't waste my time.

[@jamisoncarey7579]

Day 3 of asking for Galazeth Prismari roast.

[@snoozer0101]

why do you hate sol ring so much?

[@MrCMaccc]

I'd love to see Mald roast my Rick Prime (Lord Xander) deck where I get to say stuff like "I'M SAKASHIMA RICK!"

[@AeonHeals]

i didn't know what dei meant, i googled it, i've lost a bit of the last bits of hope i had for humanity

[@MildlyOCD]

DEI is just racism, but spun a positive way because some rich people have a guilty conscience.

[@erdervv]

@@MildlyOCD It's not about guilty conscience, it's mostly for tax cuts and getting free money from the government. Like everything else, it's a racket, in this case a racket that puts on a nice coat of paint to pretend it's doing something positive. "Do not attribute to misplaced kindness what you can attribute to greed"...i think the quote went like that, yeah, surely it went like that.

[@MildlyOCD]

@@erdervv Except that it's not really about money anymore (well, technically, it is but not in the way you think). It's about political subversion. Companies buy into it under the pretense that they'll make their money back in the next generations since it'll be all that the populace knows by then. It's why Blackrock pushes for it. But, I wasn't really referring to companies; I was referring to individuals. On an individual level, it's just racism spun in a positive light because "we're helping you."

[@erdervv]

@@MildlyOCD ​I would refrain from that type of commentary on youtube simply because i don't want MaldHounds' comment sections to turn into Kirby Air Raid: Item Bounce's comment section. He's a small youtuber and really doesn't need the flak that will bring on his head if it even looks like he agrees with it because he doesn't spend every waking day removing those comments. You are not wrong, far from it, but talking about politics on youtube is like playing russian roulette with a loaded shotgun: less fun than it looks like, nobody ever wins and it requires way too much cleanup afterwards

[@MildlyOCD]

@erdervv Fair enough. I try not to talk about political stuff in non-political KZbinr comments, though the person who made/named the deck in the first place was playing a dangerous game. I digress.