The Worst FPS Ever Made

[@NewBloodInteractive]

HOW COULD YOU LEAK DUSK 2 LIKE THIS

[@doommaker4000]

HAVE YOU GUYS LOST YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY? NOT COMPLAINING, JUST CURIOUS.

[@FFFan3445]

Gawd, New Blood is the best.

[@arctodus1]

Hey wait

[@mr_indie_fan]

@@FFFan3445 ultrakill: *yes*

[@wardude6667]

There’s no way dusk 2 is going to be that shitty

[@Lord_Deimos]

Basically looks like the average 2018 steam greenlight game.

[@System509]

This game traumatised Dunkey

[@1247theGreatest]

System509 "WOOOO! GET ER' DONE BOY!"

[@BlastingBigLoads2]

MY TRUCK IS LITERALLY STOPPING YOU FROM GOING TO MY TRUCK

[@Enclavefakesoldier]

Any game that breaks Dunkey has to be dangerous to all gamers.

[@IrLosin]

It looks like one of those asset flips some indie "developers" put out these days.

[@Omenshaper]

I JUST DROVE ON THE FUCKING BOAT FOR 30 MINUTES TO GET TO THIS GOD DAMN SHIT HEAP AND I CAN'T CLIMB UP THE STAIRS I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@yellowblanka6058]

Sadly, this is still a masterpiece when compared to the majority of the dross on "Steam Greenlight".

[@comettamer]

Steam Greenlight needs a cleansing with superheated plasma.

[@ella4406]

@Stix N' Stones yes it is

[@isd4154]

Nah it belongs to that category

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

“A poor man’s Redneck Rampage” That’s how you know it’s going to be absolutely unplayable

[@mattc7420]

When I see someone say Redneck Rampage is bad, I show them this.

[@MrGrimBG]

Thank you for reminding me of this "gem" . A local gaming magazine back in the day, when those were still on paper, had an article on this thing. I remember laughing out loud while reading it as the reviewer had gone to great lengths describing his painful experience....good times

[@PrivateAccountXSG]

This artful masterpiece is an allegory for Dante's Inferno. The headed dog is Cerberus, the fecal stream is the River Styx, and you are rescuing Beatrice, your true love. Truly magnificent.

[@SethAurelius94]

Just go play Dante's inferno.

[@NutritiousBagCircles]

still more playable than Hunt Down The Freeman. I would know, I worked on it **cries***

[@LinkieLinkGameing]

Im working with the voice of Borise. :D -Its called Borealis: Last Man Stading-

[@NodDisciple1]

Nutritious Bag Circles Sorry to hear about that.

[@jordanloux3883]

My condolences

[@gregormcscrungus9727]

Eh, you win some, you lose some Or in this case, you just lose.

[@nottoday9182]

You are bad, the game you worked on is bad, and you should feel bad.

[@Larry]

Why is the main character cosplaying as Terry Bogart from Fatal Fury? :S

[@Enclavefakesoldier]

What if that *is* terry nowadays?

[@probablymelgibson2344]

Larry Bundy Jr FINALLY YOURE VERIFIED

[@Eliel20117]

Larry Bundy Jr change the channel fucker

[@Anex952]

the main antagonist is someone cosplaying as Geese Howard.

[@GamerSkinny]

Larry Bundy Jr you again?!🙂

[@DonalC96]

Referencing the Simpsons during a review? Oh you better believe thats a paddlin.....

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

Donal Costello lol where at? The power plant?

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

Im about to dissapear ahhh Jasper Beard!

[@OhNotThat]

This is like an abysmal postal game. Especially the jail bit, but unlike postal which has a sort of "clever" way to escape jail here they straight up leave the key to jail cell IN the jail cell.

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

I was hoping that no one else would ever find this game. I found this back in 2015 at a random game store I just looked at the cover and bought it without any questions it was the only copy as well. The store owner sold it to me for a few bucks. I tortured my friends with it until I was forced to play with it. After I painfully managed to get trough it I grabbed a the disk and burried it in my back yard. After that I quickly forgot about it until this video brought back the memories...help me...

[@PootisMayo]

My god. It's amazing that even reviewing games like this doesn't stop you from reviewing more games. That is true encouragement. Also, your editing is getting a lot better.

[@CollinsYoshiEGG]

when I was 12 I seen this game on sale at my local drift store after donating some clothes. The game came with the box, instruction manuel and what I believe was a poster. I begged my mom to get it for me as she declined. I'm so glad my mother said no.

[@admech590]

GGGMANLIVEs: "Why am i here? Just to suffer?!" Me: "Oh quit being a baby, you could be a lot worse off..." GGGMANLIVES: "Just...look at this box art." Me: "OK, so it has bad art, big deal. Have you ever heard don't judge a book by its cover?" GGGMANLIVES: "Have you played this game?" Me: "Well no...it's the first time i'm seeing this." GGGMANLives: "Here, see first hand this blight on humanity" *after two hours of gameplay* Me: "I'm so sorry....i understand now. You wanna join me to OD on absinthe to clear our pallet?" GGGMANLIVES: "You just read my mind, brother..."

[@yapyongliang7665]

Trijedi Knight best comment 👌

[@admech590]

Yap yongliang thanks bro

[@admech590]

Well this conversation turned sour pretty quickly.

[@GenosectKingRevived]

Have you ever heard of NRA Gun Club for PS2? I’ve played a lot of garbage games but that one takes the cake

[@dragonstormdipro1013]

That game is hot garbage. I just really don't know why NRA is so goddamn clueless about video gamers.

[@TheAlexagius]

Its because they're fudds

[@TRIIGGAVELLI]

GenosectKingRevived I had no clue that the Not Real Activists actually published a game. Is the main plot to ban bump stocks?

[@Seantendo]

It's like an unfinished training mode for a nonexistent game. Spitting on the floor is more fun than that game.

[@dragonstormdipro1013]

UnaSolida It's nothing. Absolutely nothing. I am very pro-2A but damn fuck you NRA

[@Halfway3]

"The worst FPS ever made." That is absurd, man. That is completely crazy. Some of the shit that is on Steam right now?!

[@Halfway3]

Actually, you know what, I take that back sort of. This is up there...

[@Busenlilly]

Haha :D

[@someguynamedmatt2907]

The worst "Original" game.

[@Gggmanlives]

Early access games don't count, they're not "finished".

[@kveller555]

Gggmanlives Just take a look at the Steam page for Shadow: Treachery cannot be tolerated. It's *isn't* on early access, and it's... I don't think there are words to describe it, honestly. Please, just take a look at it. store (dot) steampowered (dot) com/app/787300/Shadow_Treachery_cannot_be_tolerated/

[@raikohzx4323]

Oh man, that Zog's Nightmare thing. The font, the design - it's a goddamn FPS Creator or FPS Maker or whatever it was called piece of shovelware as an engine, which means Country Justice actually had "effort" put into it to make the pointlessly large maps

[@seekerseraphimtherecluse4314]

Rikoh ZX weird question but what anime is your avatar from ?

[@tagekoolander]

Whats the program called? FPS maker?

[@pablo_escanor1681]

The “stock“ song you made fun of is called “I wish i was in Dixie” and pretty much served as the unofficial anthem of the southern states during the civil war

[@ultimatedesingers]

I think of it more as a poor man's Postal 2.

[@1337Shockwav3]

Big Rigs of FPS

[@paleixs96]

I already knew farcry5 wasn't that good

[@shnope8562]

Paplo o o f

[@rozza1903]

WHERE DID I GO WRONG!

[@gemey1293]

This was covered by a Hungarian youtuber named RosszPcJátékok, or "BadPcGames" back in the day. By that i mean back in 2011. He is a Legendary Hungarian KZbinr, whose content is more binged-watched than The Office in my country. For me, you are kinda that kind of youtuber, but without the Angry Video Game Nerd influence, which he was heavaly infuenced by, and the fact that you don't only focus on bad games. Sadly, this game was his last episode, and we mostly never heard of him since 2011. May his soul be blessed.

[@calebc5057]

Im super sick, press F to pay respects

[@averymediocrepigeon1260]

Caleb Collings f

[@dilbert3959]

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[@MSF_Soldier_Alligator]

Get well, Boss!

[@solarstrike33]

F

[@dipayandegtyarev7177]

F

[@eltacobiscuit2419]

I like how you said "Right off the bat" at 1:48 while holding a bat lol

[@Monika-di7vv]

Big Rigs has some competition! Hilarious. I love your reviews of bad games :3

[@FozzieOscar]

jesus christ, what fov is that, 9?! in all seriousness tho, i dont think it uses the same engine as zog's nightmare. I used to have the program that was used to make zog's nightmare, and i know how limited it is (its not able to make open areas)

[@deemp6773]

I used to have it too. FPSCreator baybeeeee

[@juanpablogonzalez8528]

"Poor man's Redneck rampage" enough said.

[@barry-allenthe-flash8396]

Me, 38 seconds in: "Developed by Silverfish Studios...." - ahahahahaha. I was _just_ watching LGR's "Extreme Boards and Blades" review recently! That studio was.... oh my God. This is gonna be a disaster. Oh well, at least I know the "Worst FPS Ever Made" claim shouldn't be hyperbole here (^-^)

[@paulielol2184]

One of those radio stock library songs are actually in GTA SA. Just pointing it out.

[@buzzsawgr81]

and what you didn't realize was the evil scientist's experiment on your goat was a success, it spawned goat simulator. lol.

[@AndroidFerret]

I am truly sorry that anyone has to suffer through such an abomination

[@justinl8791]

Why the fuck does that scientist have an Indian accent? Hell, what is anything in this fucking game?

[@MikJ132]

But is it worse than Hunt Down The Freeman?

[@Gggmanlives]

Hard to say.

[@ghoulbuster1]

YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE

[@MikJ132]

Gggmanlives OMG, THE ONE AND ONLY SONNY JIM NOTICED ME!

[@lmn_godie2598]

@@Gggmanlives but is it worse than Postal 3?

[@WebofShadows19]

Watching him swing that bat put my anxiety through the goddamn roof.

[@BloodRider1914]

Windows XP noises. Brings me back memories.

[@madphantom92]

Damn mate you like to punish yourself..

[@Root-Nation]

Zog's Nightmare is on different engine, called FPS Engine. It is free and was very popular in Eastern Europe in mid 2010's. I was trying to build FPS on it, but nothing good came out. So just imagine Unreal Engine, but 10 times more shittier and only for FPS.

[@hystericalchike6232]

Something about this just feels nostalgic in terms of graphics

[@3DGECASE]

Pass me some moonshine, this game makes me want to drink 'til my organs are liquefied.

[@Misanthropic-Genocide]

What was the similar game on steam you mentioned that starts with “blood”? Didn’t catch the 2nd half of the title.

[@xX_Cringeinator_Xx]

2:56 That is the song "Union Dixie" i think

[@nikolapuzic3281]

oh my god, you actually reviewed this. i was literally going through some of your videos the other day and thought about you reviewing this masterpiece.

[@marekvrbka]

The song at 2:57 is not original, it just seems to be an instrumental version of "Dixie".

[@screenracer_]

The game uses the renderware engine. Same one the old 3d era gta games used. You can even use gta San Andreas modding tools on this game to rip models and animations.

[@Terf1988]

The Big Rigs of FPSes EDIT: Holy shit, released in 2005? I thought it was like 2001.

[@drownsinkoolaid4203]

For real, the original Halo looks miles better, even in 480p, than this... *thing*...

[@max15946]

I am pretty sure Ethnic Cleansing is the worst FPS ever for every reason from gameplay, to the people who made it, and what the game stands for. This is pretty shit too tho.

[@Gggmanlives]

You can at least finish Ethnic Cleansing without constant bugs and glitches.

[@earlherman4640]

They lock you in a jail cell but just let you keep your shotgun?

[@ZacksScraps]

1:25 I mean hell. He's drinking 'Bubba Beer'

[@KoJeTsCorner]

I'm not defending this garbage but, movement often is one of the most difficult things to get right. (but seriously hard to mess up that bad)

[@mr_indie_fan]

The developers took one look at redneck rampage and went "lets do that but worse, like really worse"

[@blake6248]

Still better than anything digital homicide has ever released

[@rifath8152]

2:55 I think i've heard that tune in Fallout 3. Enclave Radio.

[@ob1-computers659]

100% my faverouite KZbin to date keep up the good work

[@Isopoggle]

It’s about time that you came back

[@AugustGallmeyer1998]

1:48 "Right off the bat" Transitions to a bat.

[@RolloTonéBrownTown]

They literally made him so slow walking to try to hide the pop in 😂😂😂

[@pizzacheeseman2854]

“Saints go marching in” is the same tune as Dixie, a confederate song lol @3:00

[@CzechAvailabilitie]

Steve Earle is a Oulaw Country artist who was pretty big in the 80s. Í assume the character is named after him

[@skullium5920]

My brother thought this game was sequel to Redneck Rampage

[@rafeowen399]

Just gonna say love your videos always have lots of things to say on games that are relevant

[@GammaCatch]

If God put hand to keyboard, it would be this game. Country Justice...They Should...Have Sent...A Poet.

[@riv4lm4n]

The engine used is FPS creator, a shitty make your own fps software, you should do a vid on it and game using it

[@LuisAbreu90]

Thank you Gggman and Vince Emerson Media

[@burtbiggum499]

Youre doing gods work documenting these "things"

[@freelsd27]

The answer is - FOV. He runs pretty normally, but somewhy puts on binocular goggles.

[@blakeprocter5818]

I think you hammered the nail on the head at 8:48. I cannot think of any other reason games like this and Big Rigs exist other than to take advantage of gullible parents, at a time when not everyone had internet access at their homes to do prior-research.

[@Nikownzyu]

4:13 god that was funny, almost like they never even figured out how to actually block you off. Just if we tell them its closed, they'll believe it. Why would anyone drive right through it? Apparently Gman would.

[@Phoenixfirex]

3:06 Today i learned that Gattling Guns can turn horses into ponies.

[@dabestyoutube5433]

that Cow at 0:38 has to be Possesed

[@Sharkfurter]

Zogs Nightmare is FPSCreator. I highly doubt Country Justice was made on that, because despite it's terribleness, FPSCreator genuinely can't handle half the shit that happens in it.

[@rezganger]

Just seeing that alligator at 0:12,and I knew what kind of game this was...That title,though...

[@AustinJSchaeffer]

I doubt it was the same engine as that other game as that other game was made in FPS creator and as someone who used it a lot as a kid Country Justice was not made in it. Didn't mean for that to sound snarky, just too tired to think of a better way to phrase it

[@Arindam_Gaming]

I review GGGmanlives a 10/10 just for having the patience & nerves to play this abomination.

[@genericnameSS]

Now I have to find zog's revenge, thanks

[@kylemagee1553]

That song isnt saint go marching in... that's Dixieland

[@maskedhobo]

That 360p life. Fucking amazing work as usual.

[@ReplyequalsNerd]

Those really tall zombie ppl are freaky as hell tho

[@milos2478]

zogs nightmare is made on FPS Creator

[@milos2478]

Search on KZbin FPS creator. Program for making shitty fps games.

[@rilluma]

even watching that driving make my own neck bend... perspective is horrendous

[@rvh1999]

Dunkey still has nightmares from this game

[@melwin7379]

Can you please make a review on World in Conflict? It is a Real-time RTS, that looked like a bit ahead of its time for me.It was released in 2007 and the Soviet Assault DLC some time later. I like it very much, I would love to know about your opinion on this game. Please see this game GG :D

[@SpecShadow]

dude why? That's completely differeng genre. He recently shifted to TPP titles and still not reviewed some FPS titles...

[@Gggmanlives]

I don't really do RTS.

[@DJBV]

Melwin Lewis ah man world in conflict still looks great to this day and plays great i wish we would see a sequel to this instead of division 2(most of the devs of the division worked on world in conflict)

[@DJBV]

Turtlemain not its only a tactical rts

[@DJBV]

Turtlemain command and conquer renegade maybe? But this game is very old :)

[@ilia1223]

More fun than hunt down the freeman

[@Maddin-Kambrium]

looks like you've checked the 'always slow motion' box in the menu :-D

[@imKazahkstan]

2:21 I've never laughed so hard at an error message

[@DadBod3000]

This game looks painful. Fair play for having the drive to actually play this and review it!

[@crossfire7474]

I don't remember this when I was in high school but this is hilarous.

[@pond0479]

Ahhh I remember this buggy masterpiece of a mess.Now I want a review of Sniper:Path of Vengeance,because in Europe it has somewhat a status,but not in the US.

[@solarstrike33]

What's really bizarre about it is that it beat NOLF 2 by just under two weeks as the first game using the LithTech Jupiter engine.

[@pond0479]

SolarstrikeVG Well it's because the engine they used,wasn't even in Alpha status.

[@steviemcdonut]

Even though the graphics are shit, the water actually looks pretty good for the time

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

What is Cerberus (the three headed dog) doing in a game like this one?

[@VilisacLuka]

Looks great! Can't wait to play it!

[@MrVybson]

8:27 I thought you hated Terminator: Rampage the most ;p yes, I am nitpicking, but I just thought I'd point that out.

[@thelastdisciple]

You deserve a vacation after this. O_O

[@SeriousN00b555]

The fact that the minigun has reflections is already impressive

[@lucagorosito3715]

Zog's nightmare uses fps creator, i dont think country justice uses the same engine. And i've got a lot of experience with fps creator games

[@altdoom]

When he said it came out in 2005 my brain melted.

[@Grimmations]

Been waiting for him to review this, also mind reviewing Jurassic Park Trespasser for pc

[@armondo4446]

1:51 "Right of the bat" Was this intentional?

[@HeVsuit]

the pictures of yellow lens flare stitched to all source of light whoa, technology

[@GhostwolfNightmareShadow]

hey gggmanlives, have you ever done a top 10 best fps classics?