The WORST GAME in 30 YEARS🗑️Kong Skull Island Rise of the King

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

Gollum about to win the crown to worst licensed game of the year when Kong appears out of nowhere, picks up a banana and throws it at Gollum face

[@nemanjastanimirovic155]

He literally took away the only thing Gollum had

[@anexplosion5436]

@@nemanjastanimirovic155Gollum got silver at the failing competition. That's somehow even more pathetic.

[@Aldenfenris]

Gollum failed so hard it doesn't even get to keep the "worst game ever" award for long.

[@malikscott7062]

He isn’t called “King” Kong for nothing

[@Cruddy129]

@@Aldenfenris and not to mention that Gollum killed the studio that created the game

[@cryptidkeeper6094]

HE USED MY APE ESCAPE JOKE IN THE FINAL CUT I WIN

[@bahmot9501]

You win

[@RIP2UALL]

Based.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Victory at what cost

[@Inkyrealm77]

I salute you, you lucky sunnuva bitch 🫡

[@et3inuyasha]

What price victory?

[@MoskHotel]

I imagine hearing Brett's reactions to TV shows like The Flash, where he’d react to the characters’ stupidity, get annoyed by the ridiculous plot points and laugh at the horrendous CGI. “WHAT COULD GO WRONG?”

[@declanjones8888]

That would be amazing!

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

Ezra Miller: FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL _BEAR WITNESS!_

[@crowcoregames1785]

probibly not posible becuse of copuyright but id love him to feel how i feel about legands of tommorow

[@MoskHotel]

Flash Show in a nutshell: Brett: “Just remember; Don’t stop and talk to the baddy! Ok?!” *later* Barry: “Going somewhere?” Brett: “OH YOU STUPID SHI-!”

[@draw2death421]

So basicly Disparu then?

[@theyammi437]

You can give this game ALL of the shit in the world, but I keep remembering that GOLLUM was the game that couldn’t even close somebody’s eyes in a sleeping scene

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

Or had the dead/blind guy's gaze follow you perfectly. Though to be (not as un)fair to Gollum, I have no doubt Kong would've screwed it up just as much if they had, y'know, NPCs in this game.

[@Zeus-zv7dr]

Hi :D

[@cartooncritique6625]

Not to mention Gollum tanked the studio that made it.

[@theyammi437]

@@Zeus-zv7drHello Zeus

[@theyammi437]

And ChatGPT generated apology 💀

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

You know a game is bad when you are regarding it as worse than Gollum.

[@reivaxerubiza2204]

Now we gonna see the next iteration, "___ worse than Kong 2023" 🤣

[@fourthknower9831]

Gollum had some substance to it at least. QUESTIONABLE substance, but it was there.

[@NoahLoydOG]

Kong in a nutshell: "You have earned 1 skill points."

[@DrErikNefarious]

Godzilla's never gonna let Kong live this down

[@bionicdragon5]

Now that you've said that, they're going to make a Godzilla game and it'll be worse, somehow. Calling it now.

[@hoshi314]

​@@bionicdragon5oh for the love of god there will be a butchering on Game Mill especially since the G-guy is on the rise

[@et3inuyasha]

I beg your pardon, but... Godzilla is approaching the generator. The generator is taking damage.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

3:59 He genuinely looks like he's trying to crap out a brick. Also, that looks like a great chance for a profile picture.

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

Hey, remember when Forspoken was expected to be the worst game of 2023? Little did we know that they would be last place in the race to the bottom that has been 2023.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

There can be multiple worst games of the year

[@Questioningbasics]

Forspoken isn't even in my bottom 5 of this year. Yeah this year has been a dumpster fire

[@sonofhades57]

Especially since that new Walking Dead game is out, and it's utterly dogshit.

[@cartooncritique6625]

Which is somehow even more hilarious. Imagine being so pathetic you lose a "Worst of the Worst" competition. 🤣

[@captainbeatty]

Maybe we need to divide the competition by "Worst game *relative to its budget.*" Something made by AAA devs should be held to a much higher standard than something shat out by a known shovelware-shiller, right? Yeah, it's all bad, but what's worse -- having all the money, tools, and people to make something great, and STILL managing to produce garbage, or just being some relatively small company pumping out cash grabs that people really should've expected to be shit if they looked at ANYTHING in your past library?

[@cluelesskhajiit]

This stream was a wild ride... I still can't fathom how a game like this gets made. I'm impressed that y'all got this under an hour.

[@TearofDisgrace]

You shouldn't be, the other 3 hours and 45 minutes was me just running past enemies or despawning them lol

[@somedudewithakeyboard5388]

"like it's Bubzy" Hey now, Bubzy at least had the decency to not mess up a property as easy to do as "Big monster fighting"

[@Doofindork]

"WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER IF HE WAS A FURRY!?" Splendid commentary. 10/10.

[@matthewofcolumbus5610]

6:29 "Everyone loves a Scat-man!" True.

[@lavatiger8952]

6:15 drugs

[@aj-chaoschild]

As it turns out. The tutorial about the vines was both a warning and a threat...truly magical

[@AstraVex]

Based on that intro, I really do think we need to start replacing the interjecting slang of "Sucks" with "Stinks". It's such a stronger, sharper word to use, as if the subject in question is physically offensive to your senses.

[@blakegregory9762]

I swear he knows the right music in every cutscene thats more better than the games soundtrack music especially his hilarious edits😂 keep up the great work u comedic genius

[@heavyweaponsguy6284]

8:30 AWAKEN PILLERKONG

[@MiaowGaiGar]

So my therapist has recently been exploring the possibility that I have ADHD. That's the fun of psychology; no one actually knows what the fuck is going on, so we just take shots in the dark and hope we hear a thud. Anyway, a lot of what she's saying makes sense. "Maybe I do have a hyperactivity disorder," I've started thinking. Then I saw the pacing and presentation of this video. "...Huh. Maybe not."

[@westonmyers239]

I originally thought that Gollum was a Modern-Day Big Rigs, but it looks like Kong has since usurped that title.

[@KTKomedy2813]

Considering who published it, that’s logical.

[@yellowpig1026]

Fun fact: same publishers as big rigs unironically

[@westonmyers239]

I cannot believe how unintentionally fitting my analogy is now. I genuinely had no idea that Game Mill published Big Rigs until now

[@Choujifangirl]

@@yellowpig1026 oh my God I just looked it up and you are absolutely right they’ve been fucking up for a long time how the fuck are they still a publisher I mean for God sake the Gollum developer had the good graces to bow out and become a publisher instead of making another crapshow game, which to be fair I don’t know if that would be better or worse

[@spartana1116]

XD 3:07 looks like we see Goku in the process of becoming a super Saiyan 4 by turning into a golden ozaru

[@vluckie]

The fact a game worse than gollum actually came out in the same year is absolutely appalling

[@dimitriwarchief301]

10:22 this and the crabs made me laugh so much

[@Choujifangirl]

21:16 what the shit, I just realized something, every single boss ui is at an angle, not just the spider boss one, holy magikarp it took me watching this through for the third time to finally notice that

[@raheemallen9537]

Jesus i just saw that. Now the games even worse the more we look

[@hunts4209]

26:42 Jpeg Jumpscare, Looking straight out of the scary maze game

[@CerberiRedWolf]

31:44 I swear to god you can almost HEAR Brett's train of thought derail

[@skynet0912]

I'm not sure if he encountered this, but if you close the game and open it again, it resets ALL your skill points!

[@soulzzplaysgames]

"Why is the UI at an angle?" I can't 😂😂

[@JoeL_1zrd]

"Why the hell did you tell me that?!" XD

[@Beepers559]

20:46 that legit looks like a stinkhorn. Those mushrooms have certain species that, for some wacky reason, usually end up looking phalic

[@mr.freettle149]

I remember watching the livestream. I also remember passing out in the middle of it from how boring the game is to even watch.

[@alexandrewildfire6405]

same, was not helped by Brets usual "Well, i don't give a shit anymore" , how better to make the game even more boring than go "oh, enemies,a break of the mind bogling walking, can't have that"

[@Choujifangirl]

I just sped it up to 2x speed that way it was a lot more tolerable

[@natelecarde962]

37:41 "Hammond you idiot!"

[@aaroncheda1680]

Where is that clip from? The shed falling over.

[@josueveguilla9069]

Rest in Peace, Kong Skull Island: Rise of the King. What a waste of potential.

[@ironbull08x93]

6:42 Greg the camera man has and is still there a axe in his shoulder from that one orc in Mordor and now has been struck by lightning, what else will happen to him

[@crowcoregames1785]

me"how can this be worse than golem" *game breaks after 3 jumps* me: ah

[@Cruddy129]

This game really said "You think Gollum's bad? Hold my feces"

[@cartooncritique6625]

Gollum: "King Kong Ain't Got sh1t On Me!" * King Kong rips off the roof and throws sh1t in Gollum's face. Then takes the Worst Game of the Year Award for himself * Gollum (from underneath pile of rancid monkey sh1t): "My Precious!" 😂

[@Ice.Newton]

Brett's mental breakdown laugh when he says "HES UPSIDE DOWN?!" will never cease to make me laugh

[@Alexander-pw5vh]

Little did we know. A somehow even worse game would surpass this one.

[@greenapple9477]

Gamemill are the video game versions of puppy/kitten mills.

[@anwd8646]

Another game to put in the bag of “ DON’T BLOODY RUSH GAME DEVELOPMENT YOU NONCE.”

[@kratosorokai1546]

that final spin around of the camera around kong made me think of wario world when he has beaten a boss

[@Brainlessman]

I cant even believe tearofgrace constantly playing worse and worse games for our entertainment cheers😂🎉

[@carbz07.]

i would recommend reading the steam reviews for this game, some good stuff in there, such as "very good, i like the part where it tells me to use a key on my keyboard that i don't have"

[@teacupbirb4711]

The funny thing is, the old King Kong game on the gamecube looked, played, and flowed a lot better than this game. Also, 3 magazines on backup.

[@leduel5378]

for a game with an iconic figure such as kong in it this game is ridiculous, but for a game made in 1 year only its actually impressive as hell what the devs did... just hope they were at least well payed for having to rush a game like this

[@GlitchedMuse]

22:06: What she sees.

[@aroguespartan7627]

This video is criminally underviewed! I nearly shit myself laughing halfway through 😂

[@timmyreobed5043]

Game Mill has to be the most fitting name for a game company ever. Just churning out D-F tier garbage as fast as they can manage.

[@slimeking4777]

This is a video about a mans descent into madness

[@molly5917]

The one time you do not want to return to monkey

[@nitoenigma44]

LotR: Gollum - Im the worst game to exsist this year- Kong: Hold my Banana milk...

[@DustD.Reaper]

The thing is, Gollum feels like it was trying to be a game but failed miserably at it...Kong doesnt even try to be anything but a rip-off

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

"30 years" Yeah like 7-8 months really does feel like that nowadays

[@xandan1668]

The worst part about it is that this is how Gaw and the death runners make their game counsel dabut.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Argeed I didn’t know they came from some comic though

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Until today

[@xandan1668]

@@dimitriwarchief301 farther back they first appeared in a novel called Kong: King of skull Island. A sequel and prequel to the original King Kong movie.

[@Slick-Salamander]

7:10 Well technically that would be a Scalie

[@inkvixen3141]

as someone who bought a Wii U in april of 2022, I feel ever so slightly looked over.

[@Totally_Altaria]

On top of the glitches, t-posing and getting stuck in rocks, another thing that makes it impossible for us to take Kong seriously is the fact that he shares the same "roar" and "growl" sound effects of the spiky monsters in CRASH OF THE TITANS

[@sadfatdragon9529]

What's great they made Kong look like a normal gorilla.

[@prossnip42]

0:30 You know honestly i am a little sick and tired of the "Oh they had to make it in 1 year so what did you expect" New Vegas was made in a year and a half, literally one of the best games of all time. There's no excuse for shit like this

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Apparently to "REAL" Fallout fans, only the first two games exist and the others dont

[@Prince__Teclis]

Isn't like the groundwork of most NV stuff just Fallout 3 though? Kinda easy to put together a game when you're basically just upgrading one that exists.

[@silverblade357]

Gollum hugs Kong like, "Thankses! Thankses!"

[@dah3071]

10:30 there is a freaky face in the wall and i cant unsee it

[@Scarletdex8299]

20:05 he gave those bird things a new sound design

[@ArachCobra]

At least Gollum was entertaining. This game just looks to absolutely dull, even if it has moments of hilarity. At least some of the models look good. Until they move.

[@fanaticfangaming6049]

Almost got a nosebleed from trying not to laugh, a masterpiece of a video.

[@TinTin0599]

Seeing how i remember the ps2 game "Peter Jackson's King Kong", and then coming to see this. It is honestly moving backwards.

[@Lantis-vr9mt]

Are we not gonna mention 22:12

[@choconyansmugen179]

This was made by the same people who made big rigs over the road racing, neat.

[@hgrim2773]

I strongly recommend reading the 1st night lord book soul hunter. U will love the legion

[@spartana1116]

Because they both love torture lol

[@Shamandigi62091]

this game gives "king kong ain't got shit on me" a whole new meaning

[@Going4Broke2528]

How the hell did this happen? Kong is a big, active property at the moment, with Legendary Pictures having him as part of their Monsterverse, alongside Godzilla. Which, may I add, this game seems to be very loosely based off of. If it were some tiny, unknown franchise, I could understand, but King Kong is one of the most famous movie monsters of all time, how did they manage to run this by ANYONE in charge of the IP and have it actually launch?

[@Choujifangirl]

Honestly it’s game mill they don’t give a flying shit and they haven’t since they were in charge of publishing big rigs over the road racing

[@prastagus3]

The JPEG is my favorite critique of this game. It's a must watch in every review of this game.

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

The fact that, despite the “cosmetic” options, the cutscenes are the same, no matter what. At least in Dead Rising, they’d let you keep the giant LEGO head on.

[@cartooncritique6625]

Gollum: "King Kong Ain't Got sh1t On Me!" * King Kong rips off the roof and throws sh1t in Gollum's face. Then takes the Worst Game of the Year Award for himself * Gollum (from underneath pile of rancid monkey sh1t): "My Precious!" 😂

[@Spencer_W]

I wasn't expecting to hear Brett's impression of Bubsy today but boy am I glad I did

[@thevexxus8055]

Hey you should give ANCESTORS THE HUMANKIND ODYSSEY a go i think you style of comedy and that game would be so funny to watch i think it might be as good as the middel earth games love to see it

[@LandrusHunter]

Finally the video I’ve been waiting on for two weeks here. Good show

[@snowconemusic]

Gollum and king kong are about to have a mortal kombat match for the worst game of 2023

[@splatoonistproductions5345]

God I am chortling with laughter 😂😂😂😂 I’m actually crying 😂😂😂

[@sakurawillows8364]

To make GOLLUM look good is an impressive feat

[@ebrahimalsanad4411]

We love you and the golded content you pump out

[@darkner2390]

Fitting that this is a game about a big ape and its graphics look like it came from decades ago. Because this game literally did not evolve alongside its predecessors.

[@josueveguilla9069]

"Well, imagine my shock?" - Paul Joseph Watson

[@ORIGINALFBI]

If you want a King Kong game the Peter Jackson King Kong game is 25,000,000 times better

[@evanblake5252]

Really says something that this makes top honors when "The Lord of Ring: Gollum" dropped still fairly recently.

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

Kong's parents in the Monsterverse: Died defending their son from a literal swarm of maneating mini-kaiju called Skullcrawlers Kong's parents in this game: Died to a random fucking dinosaur dude

[@Somerandomguy-qc2no]

“I CAN’T F*CKING GET AWA-there we go”

[@bluethesabertoothrat4892]

26:42 Kong actually being mad at the developer for putting a Jpg image on screen.

[@kamencj]

would you believe there has been an update for the game now?

[@OluapPlayer]

He's just like Donkey Kong after all. He's the leader of the bunch, the bunch being bad goddamn games.

[@noahthompson5030]

Well all i got to say about this is um:happy 90th birthday king Kong here’s your present

[@DiggerTheDwarf]

I legit cannot believe this game came out this year...it looks like it was made 15+ years ago and they had it locked in a vault until now.

[@mrgrimbly5717]

I was waiting for the jpeg lol

[@kerianhalcyon2769]

Saying these graphics came from the gamecube would be insulting the gamecube. This crap looks like someone mishmoshed it for a phone and forgot to add the unavoidable ads that pop up every 5 minutes.

[@bjavin3487]

I think we found the next AGDQ "Awful block" headliner.

[@genesis4322]

We all thought Gollum couldn't be bettered but the makers of this game somehow achieved the impossible.

[@beaawsome2211]

The fact someone can make me enjoy watching this mess and the entirety of Golum..that says something

[@wojtaxelite8600]

I hope Brett will play Walking Dead game as well, which seems to be another Gollum-Like

[@mistafay]

They somehow made a game worse than E.T. The game, not the movie.

[@EXRazeBurn]

They had a full year? You may not be able to make a full blown AAA 100+ gameplay blockbuster with a year of dev time, but you can make something worth playing. Hell, there have been a few indie darlings made in UNDER a year. THIS looks like an asset flip somebody put together in 2-4 weeks max.

[@Therealonez5453]

Can’t wait for Brett to play the walking dead game made by the same people.

[@thatguygold]

"Game Mill entertainment" and your surprised they just churned out slop?