The WORST GAME in 30 YEARS🗑️Kong Skull Island Rise of the King

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

Gollum about to win the crown to worst licensed game of the year when Kong appears out of nowhere, picks up a banana and throws it at Gollum face

[@nemanjastanimirovic155]

He literally took away the only thing Gollum had

[@anexplosion5436]

@@nemanjastanimirovic155Gollum got silver at the failing competition. That's somehow even more pathetic.

[@Aldenfenris]

Gollum failed so hard it doesn't even get to keep the "worst game ever" award for long.

[@malikscott7062]

He isn’t called “King” Kong for nothing

[@Cruddy129]

@@Aldenfenris and not to mention that Gollum killed the studio that created the game

[@cryptidkeeper6094]

HE USED MY APE ESCAPE JOKE IN THE FINAL CUT I WIN

[@bahmot9501]

You win

[@RIP2UALL]

Based.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Victory at what cost

[@Inkyrealm77]

I salute you, you lucky sunnuva bitch 🫡

[@et3inuyasha]

What price victory?

[@MoskHotel]

I imagine hearing Brett's reactions to TV shows like The Flash, where he’d react to the characters’ stupidity, get annoyed by the ridiculous plot points and laugh at the horrendous CGI. “WHAT COULD GO WRONG?”

[@declanjones8888]

That would be amazing!

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

Ezra Miller: FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL _BEAR WITNESS!_

[@crowcoregames1785]

probibly not posible becuse of copuyright but id love him to feel how i feel about legands of tommorow

[@MoskHotel]

Flash Show in a nutshell: Brett: “Just remember; Don’t stop and talk to the baddy! Ok?!” *later* Barry: “Going somewhere?” Brett: “OH YOU STUPID SHI-!”

[@draw2death421]

So basicly Disparu then?

[@theyammi437]

You can give this game ALL of the shit in the world, but I keep remembering that GOLLUM was the game that couldn’t even close somebody’s eyes in a sleeping scene

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

Or had the dead/blind guy's gaze follow you perfectly. Though to be (not as un)fair to Gollum, I have no doubt Kong would've screwed it up just as much if they had, y'know, NPCs in this game.

[@Zeus-zv7dr]

Hi :D

[@cartooncritique6625]

Not to mention Gollum tanked the studio that made it.

[@theyammi437]

@@Zeus-zv7drHello Zeus

[@theyammi437]

And ChatGPT generated apology 💀

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

You know a game is bad when you are regarding it as worse than Gollum.

[@reivaxerubiza2204]

Now we gonna see the next iteration, "___ worse than Kong 2023" 🤣

[@fourthknower9831]

Gollum had some substance to it at least. QUESTIONABLE substance, but it was there.

[@NoahLoydOG]

Kong in a nutshell: "You have earned 1 skill points."

[@DrErikNefarious]

Godzilla's never gonna let Kong live this down

[@bionicdragon5]

Now that you've said that, they're going to make a Godzilla game and it'll be worse, somehow. Calling it now.

[@hoshi314]

​@@bionicdragon5oh for the love of god there will be a butchering on Game Mill especially since the G-guy is on the rise

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

3:59 He genuinely looks like he's trying to crap out a brick. Also, that looks like a great chance for a profile picture.

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

Hey, remember when Forspoken was expected to be the worst game of 2023? Little did we know that they would be last place in the race to the bottom that has been 2023.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

There can be multiple worst games of the year

[@Questioningbasics]

Forspoken isn't even in my bottom 5 of this year. Yeah this year has been a dumpster fire

[@sonofhades57]

Especially since that new Walking Dead game is out, and it's utterly dogshit.

[@cartooncritique6625]

Which is somehow even more hilarious. Imagine being so pathetic you lose a "Worst of the Worst" competition. 🤣

[@captainbeatty]

Maybe we need to divide the competition by "Worst game *relative to its budget.*" Something made by AAA devs should be held to a much higher standard than something shat out by a known shovelware-shiller, right? Yeah, it's all bad, but what's worse -- having all the money, tools, and people to make something great, and STILL managing to produce garbage, or just being some relatively small company pumping out cash grabs that people really should've expected to be shit if they looked at ANYTHING in your past library?

[@somedudewithakeyboard5388]

"like it's Bubzy" Hey now, Bubzy at least had the decency to not mess up a property as easy to do as "Big monster fighting"

[@matthewofcolumbus5610]

6:29 "Everyone loves a Scat-man!" True.

[@Doofindork]

"WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER IF HE WAS A FURRY!?" Splendid commentary. 10/10.

[@cluelesskhajiit]

This stream was a wild ride... I still can't fathom how a game like this gets made. I'm impressed that y'all got this under an hour.

[@TearofDisgrace]

You shouldn't be, the other 3 hours and 45 minutes was me just running past enemies or despawning them lol

[@MiaowGaiGar]

So my therapist has recently been exploring the possibility that I have ADHD. That's the fun of psychology; no one actually knows what the fuck is going on, so we just take shots in the dark and hope we hear a thud. Anyway, a lot of what she's saying makes sense. "Maybe I do have a hyperactivity disorder," I've started thinking. Then I saw the pacing and presentation of this video. "...Huh. Maybe not."

[@heavyweaponsguy6284]

8:30 AWAKEN PILLERKONG

[@dimitriwarchief301]

10:22 this and the crabs made me laugh so much

[@westonmyers239]

I originally thought that Gollum was a Modern-Day Big Rigs, but it looks like Kong has since usurped that title.

[@KTKomedy2813]

Considering who published it, that’s logical.

[@yellowpig1026]

Fun fact: same publishers as big rigs unironically

[@westonmyers239]

I cannot believe how unintentionally fitting my analogy is now. I genuinely had no idea that Game Mill published Big Rigs until now

[@Choujifangirl]

@@yellowpig1026 oh my God I just looked it up and you are absolutely right they’ve been fucking up for a long time how the fuck are they still a publisher I mean for God sake the Gollum developer had the good graces to bow out and become a publisher instead of making another crapshow game, which to be fair I don’t know if that would be better or worse

[@blakegregory9762]

I swear he knows the right music in every cutscene thats more better than the games soundtrack music especially his hilarious edits😂 keep up the great work u comedic genius

[@CerberiRedWolf]

31:44 I swear to god you can almost HEAR Brett's train of thought derail

[@lavatiger8952]

6:15 drugs

[@soulzzplaysgames]

"Why is the UI at an angle?" I can't 😂😂

[@JoeL_1zrd]

"Why the hell did you tell me that?!" XD

[@spartana1116]

XD 3:07 looks like we see Goku in the process of becoming a super Saiyan 4 by turning into a golden ozaru

[@skynet0912]

I'm not sure if he encountered this, but if you close the game and open it again, it resets ALL your skill points!

[@AstraVex]

Based on that intro, I really do think we need to start replacing the interjecting slang of "Sucks" with "Stinks". It's such a stronger, sharper word to use, as if the subject in question is physically offensive to your senses.

[@aj-chaoschild]

As it turns out. The tutorial about the vines was both a warning and a threat...truly magical

[@vluckie]

The fact a game worse than gollum actually came out in the same year is absolutely appalling

[@Beepers559]

20:46 that legit looks like a stinkhorn. Those mushrooms have certain species that, for some wacky reason, usually end up looking phalic

[@hunts4209]

26:42 Jpeg Jumpscare, Looking straight out of the scary maze game

[@GFIZeraph]

Brett's mental breakdown laugh when he says "HES UPSIDE DOWN?!" will never cease to make me laugh

[@Choujifangirl]

21:16 what the shit, I just realized something, every single boss ui is at an angle, not just the spider boss one, holy magikarp it took me watching this through for the third time to finally notice that

[@natelecarde962]

37:41 "Hammond you idiot!"

[@aaroncheda1680]

Where is that clip from? The shed falling over.

[@Cruddy129]

This game really said "You think Gollum's bad? Hold my feces"

[@cartooncritique6625]

Gollum: "King Kong Ain't Got sh1t On Me!" * King Kong rips off the roof and throws sh1t in Gollum's face. Then takes the Worst Game of the Year Award for himself * Gollum (from underneath pile of rancid monkey sh1t): "My Precious!" 😂

[@crowcoregames1785]

me"how can this be worse than golem" *game breaks after 3 jumps* me: ah

[@mr.freettle149]

I remember watching the livestream. I also remember passing out in the middle of it from how boring the game is to even watch.

[@alexandrewildfire6405]

same, was not helped by Brets usual "Well, i don't give a shit anymore" , how better to make the game even more boring than go "oh, enemies,a break of the mind bogling walking, can't have that"

[@Choujifangirl]

I just sped it up to 2x speed that way it was a lot more tolerable

[@josueveguilla9069]

Rest in Peace, Kong Skull Island: Rise of the King. What a waste of potential.

[@nitoenigma44]

LotR: Gollum - Im the worst game to exsist this year- Kong: Hold my Banana milk...

[@aroguespartan7627]

This video is criminally underviewed! I nearly shit myself laughing halfway through 😂

[@anwd8646]

Another game to put in the bag of “ DON’T BLOODY RUSH GAME DEVELOPMENT YOU NONCE.”

[@greenapple9477]

Gamemill are the video game versions of puppy/kitten mills.

[@ironbull08x93]

6:42 Greg the camera man has and is still there a axe in his shoulder from that one orc in Mordor and now has been struck by lightning, what else will happen to him

[@leduel5378]

for a game with an iconic figure such as kong in it this game is ridiculous, but for a game made in 1 year only its actually impressive as hell what the devs did... just hope they were at least well payed for having to rush a game like this

[@kratosorokai1546]

that final spin around of the camera around kong made me think of wario world when he has beaten a boss

[@Alexander-pw5vh]

Little did we know. A somehow even worse game would surpass this one.

[@carbz07.]

i would recommend reading the steam reviews for this game, some good stuff in there, such as "very good, i like the part where it tells me to use a key on my keyboard that i don't have"

[@Brainlessman]

I cant even believe tearofgrace constantly playing worse and worse games for our entertainment cheers😂🎉

[@DustD.Reaper]

The thing is, Gollum feels like it was trying to be a game but failed miserably at it...Kong doesnt even try to be anything but a rip-off

[@teacupbirb4711]

The funny thing is, the old King Kong game on the gamecube looked, played, and flowed a lot better than this game. Also, 3 magazines on backup.

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

"30 years" Yeah like 7-8 months really does feel like that nowadays

[@cartooncritique6625]

Gollum: "King Kong Ain't Got sh1t On Me!" * King Kong rips off the roof and throws sh1t in Gollum's face. Then takes the Worst Game of the Year Award for himself * Gollum (from underneath pile of rancid monkey sh1t): "My Precious!" 😂

[@silverblade357]

Gollum hugs Kong like, "Thankses! Thankses!"

[@prossnip42]

0:30 You know honestly i am a little sick and tired of the "Oh they had to make it in 1 year so what did you expect" New Vegas was made in a year and a half, literally one of the best games of all time. There's no excuse for shit like this

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Apparently to "REAL" Fallout fans, only the first two games exist and the others dont

[@Prince__Teclis]

Isn't like the groundwork of most NV stuff just Fallout 3 though? Kinda easy to put together a game when you're basically just upgrading one that exists.

[@Slick-Salamander]

7:10 Well technically that would be a Scalie

[@timmyreobed5043]

Game Mill has to be the most fitting name for a game company ever. Just churning out D-F tier garbage as fast as they can manage.

[@splatoonistproductions5345]

God I am chortling with laughter 😂😂😂😂 I’m actually crying 😂😂😂

[@Totally_Altaria]

On top of the glitches, t-posing and getting stuck in rocks, another thing that makes it impossible for us to take Kong seriously is the fact that he shares the same "roar" and "growl" sound effects of the spiky monsters in CRASH OF THE TITANS

[@slimeking4777]

This is a video about a mans descent into madness

[@molly5917]

The one time you do not want to return to monkey

[@Scarletdex8299]

20:05 he gave those bird things a new sound design

[@sadfatdragon9529]

What's great they made Kong look like a normal gorilla.

[@inkvixen3141]

as someone who bought a Wii U in april of 2022, I feel ever so slightly looked over.

[@xandan1668]

The worst part about it is that this is how Gaw and the death runners make their game counsel dabut.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Argeed I didn’t know they came from some comic though

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Until today

[@xandan1668]

@@dimitriwarchief301 farther back they first appeared in a novel called Kong: King of skull Island. A sequel and prequel to the original King Kong movie.

[@fanaticfangaming6049]

Almost got a nosebleed from trying not to laugh, a masterpiece of a video.

[@dah3071]

10:30 there is a freaky face in the wall and i cant unsee it

[@FlufferBuddy]

What is that music at 26:42 I want to listen to the full version

[@Somerandomguy-qc2no]

“I CAN’T F*CKING GET AWA-there we go”

[@TinTin0599]

Seeing how i remember the ps2 game "Peter Jackson's King Kong", and then coming to see this. It is honestly moving backwards.

[@jacksullivan4741]

this game gives "king kong ain't got shit on me" a whole new meaning

[@Spencer_W]

I wasn't expecting to hear Brett's impression of Bubsy today but boy am I glad I did

[@LandrusHunter]

Finally the video I’ve been waiting on for two weeks here. Good show

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

Kong's parents in the Monsterverse: Died defending their son from a literal swarm of maneating mini-kaiju called Skullcrawlers Kong's parents in this game: Died to a random fucking dinosaur dude

[@josueveguilla9069]

"Well, imagine my shock?" - Paul Joseph Watson

[@thevexxus8055]

Hey you should give ANCESTORS THE HUMANKIND ODYSSEY a go i think you style of comedy and that game would be so funny to watch i think it might be as good as the middel earth games love to see it

[@choconyansmugen179]

This was made by the same people who made big rigs over the road racing, neat.

[@hgrim2773]

I strongly recommend reading the 1st night lord book soul hunter. U will love the legion

[@spartana1116]

Because they both love torture lol

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

The fact that, despite the “cosmetic” options, the cutscenes are the same, no matter what. At least in Dead Rising, they’d let you keep the giant LEGO head on.

[@Going4Broke2528]

How the hell did this happen? Kong is a big, active property at the moment, with Legendary Pictures having him as part of their Monsterverse, alongside Godzilla. Which, may I add, this game seems to be very loosely based off of. If it were some tiny, unknown franchise, I could understand, but King Kong is one of the most famous movie monsters of all time, how did they manage to run this by ANYONE in charge of the IP and have it actually launch?

[@Choujifangirl]

Honestly it’s game mill they don’t give a flying shit and they haven’t since they were in charge of publishing big rigs over the road racing

[@prastagus3]

The JPEG is my favorite critique of this game. It's a must watch in every review of this game.

[@Plusle843]

13:48 What's the music here? Thanks in advance.

[@ArachCobra]

At least Gollum was entertaining. This game just looks to absolutely dull, even if it has moments of hilarity. At least some of the models look good. Until they move.

[@sakurawillows8364]

To make GOLLUM look good is an impressive feat

[@darkner2390]

Fitting that this is a game about a big ape and its graphics look like it came from decades ago. Because this game literally did not evolve alongside its predecessors.

[@snowconemusic]

Gollum and king kong are about to have a mortal kombat match for the worst game of 2023

[@bluethesabertoothrat4892]

26:42 Kong actually being mad at the developer for putting a Jpg image on screen.

[@darkxaur]

**Italian Music** EYY BRETT MAKE-A DA BAD VIDEOGAME VIDEO FOR A-YOU!

[@OluapPlayer]

He's just like Donkey Kong after all. He's the leader of the bunch, the bunch being bad goddamn games.

[@Ainomato]

Brett wasn't monkeying around this time

[@ebrahimalsanad4411]

We love you and the golded content you pump out

[@bjavin3487]

I think we found the next AGDQ "Awful block" headliner.

[@thatguygold]

"Game Mill entertainment" and your surprised they just churned out slop?

[@evanblake5252]

Really says something that this makes top honors when "The Lord of Ring: Gollum" dropped still fairly recently.

[@kamencj]

would you believe there has been an update for the game now?

[@jamesvinson9444]

I watched the whole Gollum series and even THIS!!! Was so bad, even more bad than the time when Gollum had a map that didn't even BOTHER!!! To finish lmao😂😂😂

[@noahthompson5030]

Well all i got to say about this is um:happy 90th birthday king Kong here’s your present

[@TheWikkdOne]

This game feels like it was made specifically for Tear. Amazing video I died laughing.

[@ORIGINALFBI]

If you want a King Kong game the Peter Jackson King Kong game is 25,000,000 times better

[@wojtaxelite8600]

I hope Brett will play Walking Dead game as well, which seems to be another Gollum-Like

[@gamingman5453]

Can’t wait for Brett to play the walking dead game made by the same people.

[@shen_valor]

Oh Brett, why have you tortured yourself like this... First Gollum and now Kong?

[@kamo7293]

gollum: I have the worst game king kong: hold my png

[@loxxyjb]

I just found this channel thanks to the "the walkind dead" trash game and now I'm laughing my ass off