The Worst Games of All Time - Scott The Woz

Scott plays the 10 worst games of all time. What a turn off.
Music Used:
"Nintendo Switch Presentation Trailer Music" from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (No SFX version by Cleffer Notes: • Zelda Breath of the Wi... )
"Bombing Mission" from Final Fantasy VII
"Jungle" from Contra
"Main Theme" from Rally-X
"Main Theme" from Wii Sports
"Garden of Hope" from Pikmin 3
"You Defeated the Boss!" from EarthBound
"Geno's Theme/Forest Maze" from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
"Final Boss" from Donkey Kong Country
"Gourmet Race" from Kirby Super Star
"Stage 3" from Snow Bros.
"Main Theme" from Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
"Simon Belmont's Theme" from Super Castlevania IV
"Tropical Island" from Mario Party
"Jungle Groove" from Donkey Kong Country
"Press Garden Act 1" from Sonic Mania
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes

[@ScottTheWoz]

Boys, boys. I use a Mac to edit because I know Final Cut Pro inside and out. I don't use it to play games at all other than when I absolutely HAVE to. I'm definitely a console guy if you haven't already noticed! Also, I was complaining about the controls in Unearthed relating to the Mac port of the game, not the game or PC games in general.

[@swagfella2780]

Just virtualize windows 10.

[@Ailobyte]

HURR DURR GET A PC, PEASANT! (Hopefully my sarcasm gets through)

[@RootCompute]

Bootcamp is your friend

[@chrisnewton2325]

Scott The Woz your channel is great mate, Iv watched all your videos. Keep up the good work Iv noticed your subs are slowly going up, good to see.

[@ultralance]

As a genuine question, do you just refuse to install Windows through any method on your Mac, or is it just something you haven't bothered with/gotten around to? I absolutely despise using Windows for general computer usage, but keep it installed as a dual boot with Linux on my PC since I enjoy the occasional Windows only PC game. Also, good work in general. Keep it up.

[@eoncaliber]

“Sick intercourse, clothing and all!” Why the hell is he playing Kirby music?

[@10thletter40]

You dont play Kirby music when you..uhh...?

[@calebocker5989]

10th letter oh no i always do

[@IneedmoresubsOnline]

The music sucks, it's just not catchy for me

[@vikrantsingh6580]

@@IneedmoresubsOnline hello, I need more subs online

[@bluegravestone58]

Idk man listening to Kirby makes me wanna FUCK

[@demoizellez]

Me, thinking that watching Scott the woz in front of my mom was a good idea because he censors swearing and talks about video games Scott: s i c k i n t e r c o u r s e

[@riahlexington]

Oh god

[@AdumYT]

I see nothing wrong with this

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

Not Enough Rings What crack are you dealing, you could get a good price off of that you know?

[@PolaryMP]

Big Smoke weed

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

Was god stop being stupid

[@sergevictoryyt]

1:04 The whole time, Yaris only sought revenge

[@pandahat1798]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

[@aridragonbeard745]

I understood that reference

[@RenNyaVA]

Little did Scott know, 4 years later, he'd play Ride To Hell and despise it

[@Journey_Awaits]

Elf bowling _Nintendo seal of quality_

[@bradleypearl2986]

I wasn't born in that generation, but I know that that seal meant something back then.

[@denisekenney4717]

Thank god I was born in the 2010s

[@LRM12o8]

Funnily, there is a game for the original Gameboy that plays exactly like elf bowling. I think it's called World Bowling or something...

[@MrGamelover23]

He said they were unofficial ports, so it doesn't really.

[@Silly-Goose-OG]

Nintendo was wasted when they put that seal there.

[@sanderkelder7400]

Top 10 Reasons to not buy A Mac - Scott the Woz

[@bradtoddler3765]

Yep, I hope he'll make that video up I guess 😂

[@TwisterzX0_VIII]

Irrelevant!

[@taylor7772]

What’s so bad about a Mac? I have one and it’s fine.

[@bradtoddler3765]

@@taylor7772 Yeah, but not all people can't afford it because Mac is pretty much expensive.

[@susybaka0148]

well apple has something called boot camp that lets you use windows on a mac

[@PinguNSE]

12:04 the words "You're winner!" definitely show how bad the game was

[@dreadfulroses]

yeah no, I didnt like persona 5 but if that game ended with a screen saying "youre winner!" itd be my favorite of all time, truly the greatest words ever spoken

[@SeraphimKnight]

I remember back when I was in high school me and a few friends got a pirated copy of big rigs and would fuck around in the game for fun. We hacked the game files so the moon would display some dude we knew's face on it. Fun fact; you can gain infinite speed if you keep going in reverse, the game has no collision, you can go straight up any incline and the terrain goes out to infinity beyond the edge of the map.

[@RosieUV]

sounds like fun

[@deacolog]

I'm suprised the floor has collison at that point

[@ShadowOfNexxus]

That moment when an "Unofficial Mac Port" runs better than the actual game

[@MetalHeadNamedRock]

He also forgot to say Black ops 3

[@roflBeck]

It really didn't.

[@RealRedRabbit]

I mean the pc version doesn't stutter like that.

[@carterstephen8138]

@@MetalHeadNamedRock Black Ops 3 has the best zombies though.

[@MetalHeadNamedRock]

@@carterstephen8138 I have only played Black ops 3 zombies and bocw zombies and I like cold war better

[@VFuzball]

Big rigs off the road racing seems fun until you realize that some people payed 50-60 dollars for it back in the day. Then you can’t help but feel bad.

[@angelfish1192]

I couldn’t stop thinking about the AVGN episode when he talked about it

[@mrbigrig171]

You called?

[@angelfish1192]

@@mrbigrig171 *gasp* :O

[@Laiser]

@@mrbigrig171 I'M GONNA GET YOU

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Glicthes: The Game

[@FilthyCasual268]

The one thing you hear Apple users say the most: "You can't do X on my Apple product, so I had to go buy a Y"

[@bobsagetisepic1197]

that's so true

[@BrendanJSmith]

The best thing to do is to have a MacBook for a laptop and a PC for a desktop.

[@sasquatchbong955]

the only reason anyone should buy a Mac desktop would be if you got dared to go broke and homeless in a day.

[@lungse.2565]

@@sasquatchbong955 tfw $999 stand

[@wasdpvp]

It's his choice some people enjoy the macs ui and final cut I'm a windows user with a custom built pc but I understand why others would use mac

[@GoldNSilverLuigi]

1:04 isnt that the guy who hacked Scotts twitter?

[@slcool1499]

Idk why i laughed so hard

[@johntheslider5802]

I do not understand.

[@GoldNSilverLuigi]

@@johntheslider5802 some guy named jarvis hacked scott's twitter account a while back

[@GoldNSilverLuigi]

@aIysdexia 1:04 isnt, but with an apostrophe, that the guy who hacked or cracked or whatever Scotts--singular, but who cares really--twitter?

[@GoldNSilverLuigi]

@aIysdexia yeah im brain damaged but who cares rly

[@mindbodysoul-musictherapy4550]

Your comedic timing is much better than you are given credit for.

[@pingua086]

Man, the Timeshare contract segment in the crazyness at the ending ... Pure gold.

[@CrasherX2000]

It’s about as awesome as Cadicarus’ comedy

[@lukeskywalker987]

His timing is great. Unfortunately, his delivery isn't nearly as consistent IMO, but I think it will get better with experience. While he definitely has a lot to work on to get there, I can completely see him getting to JonTron quality.

[@hambu4781]

@@lukeskywalker987 You do know that this video is 2 years old, right?

[@BigSmoke-xh5hi]

Hambu 47 Relax, he’s just giving Scott some realistic criticism, stop being a fanboy for once and open your eyes.

[@lawsonthespeedyboy9534]

The letter is a representation of what it’s like when you turn off the lights and run upstairs as fast as possible

[@gcnelite5983]

12:15 when someone gets you Madden 09 for Christmas

[@JigglyPuffy08]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[@Soup_dude]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@jarrodeaston6373]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@kingtrainwreck08]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@tacohead8543]

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@LuigiTechProductions]

Okay so my takeaway from this video is don't buy a Mac

[@cicadaplum]

I mean why would you buy a Mac in the first place? BADUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUDMDUDMDUMDUDMDUDNDUDMDUSNUSMSUMSUSMSUDUM - TISH!

[@trymikefirst]

Oh boy, another “Macs are bad” joke. They’re totally still funny the 1,895,438th time.

[@xtra3678]

HPFMav it wasn't a joke. Just don't buy macs

[@trymikefirst]

Xtra3678 animations I don’t have a Mac. I was just stating my opinion on these over saturated, played out unfunny jokes. And this is a joke, by the way. I shouldn’t really have to explain it to you considering it’s obvious. I understand the whole “don’t buy a Mac” argument. I own a Windows computer and I love it. But these types of comments are overused and unfunny. I see them everyday and it makes my teeth hurt.

[@chamaco2015]

HPFMav lol

[@kingskylord6099]

In Big Rigs (considered the worst game on Metacritic) you go faster by driving backwards In OoT (considered the best game on Metacritic) you go faster by running backwards Coincidence? I think not. Mystery and stale meme? Maybe. But Hotel? -Mario- I mean Trivago.

[@juanmanuelcorrea7673]

ok

[@what482]

This deserves way more fucking likes than it has.

[@lt.spaceguy5782]

That's funny Arthur dies in RDR2

[@noahfarmer3553]

KingSkyLord This need 3K likes, *at least*

[@bradoozy]

What the fuck is OoT

[@TheDealer1228]

The inclusion of Elf Bowling just blew my mind. I used to play that on PC all the time when I was a kid. Haven’t thought about it in probably close to two decades at this point. That’s nuts.

[@cjhs2006]

Poor,Adorable Little Gophers

[@crazytomato5516]

Just telling you that your comment got 95 likes

[@cjhs2006]

@@crazytomato5516 Thanks,I do Like Getting Likes

[@lbspartyhouse8265]

@@cjhs2006 lol

[@adelin081]

Give unearthed some credit. It looks like a ps2 game, not ps1.

[@elvishendrix676]

Raidoom exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@mr888cool]

愛

[@argonauts56au1kera6]

Does it make the game any better?

[@argonauts56au1kera6]

No

[@Jess_Atomoxetine]

It's an atari game

[@Hijynx87]

Unearthed = Bollywood Uncharted

[@shashemption]

It's made in UAE I think.

[@lyratizona1420]

That makes it sound way more musical than it is :(

[@noralasiah5623]

Ｇｉｖｅ　ｕｐ．

[@E579Gaming]

you know Bollywood the cheap rip off of Hollywood

[@soup5309]

@@E579Gaming The more successful ripoff of all ripoffs

[@dreadfulroses]

rewatching this after being diagnosed with scoliosis

[@CumLordGary]

F

[@MrPineapple045]

Mr. Scoliosis

[@thisman1375]

Cormac Barrett Mr. Scoliosis

[@deathtaco4095]

Same

[@TheXtremeBoltGuy]

YOU FOOL!!

[@Valetravelgames]

12:15 holy fuck scott the woz

[@sonicunleashedfan124]

*12:14

[@SynStarr]

12:18 Signing a contract for a timeshare? Now THAT is a smart joke!

[@wyatt8000]

Syn Starr i dont get it. Am i become smart?

[@ridgenyan-botxv367]

can someone explain the joke please? thanks in advance

[@trevormcclever9158]

Basically, he made a crack at the fact a person would have to be insane to buy into a timeshare

[@jhrk4279]

He did it with a Sharpie

[@legoboy-ox2kx]

Well worldmark isn't bad if you have the money.

[@theadamblock]

Love that Earthbound sound effect usage.

[@mikkokivisto4414]

Brilliant game. 3 is also good. 1 can be tolerated once.

[@blueyandicy]

Bubbles Earthbound 3?! nani?!?!

[@lutherholayeahme7449]

@@blueyandicy you mean Earthbound 2

[@Mii.2.0]

C'mon ReGGIE, GIVE US MOTHER 3!!

[@retrogamernr.8569]

@@Mii.2.0 yes. Hope it also makes it to Europe

[@tubiek]

You should've played Yaris, the game ended up hacking you on twitter

[@danielletaylor9201]

Yo, wait what?

[@tubiek]

@@danielletaylor9201 back in late december/early january someone named yaris hacked his twitter, he got it back pretty quickly tho

[@tubiek]

MakotQ he hacked the acc, changed the name, then said the n word. scotts said this before, but idk what the point of it was if he changed the name. if youre gonna hack the acc, wouldnt you want to act like youre scott and say things like that? why would you hack the acc just to change the name/tag? (this is directed at yaris if you cant tell) oh and also he promoted his stupid hacking software apparently

[@BMB]

2:20 Top 3 Scott the Woz Moment for me.

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

3) Microsoft Windows 2) The death of PlayStation 2 1) This game blows

[@ivanivanovich231]

left click to shoot and right click to aim thats standard is it not?

[@Sly-zn4sp]

I believe its vice versa

[@mcmudkipp]

Yes it is standard on most shooters on PC.

[@leowo4557]

@@Sly-zn4sp No

[@ToxNano]

​@Ghost Prototype Could be fixed by making aiming a toggle, or by buying a better mouse, preferably the latter

[@ryanj116]

Nano Tox the right answer is to not use a retarded apple mouse, no matter what computer you use...

[@aleitooo]

Why is elf bowling 1&2 rated T?

[@burgskeletal3149]

T for Terrible

[@Fearmemaybe15]

Alex Moore because you can kill the animals

[@TimGaukerToons]

It can get kinda bloody sometimes. Also, crude humor.

[@ChunkSchuldinga]

Cartoon violence, mild blood, crude humor, suggestive themes. I don't know, I'm taking a shot in the dark from what I remember in the PC Flash version.

[@AJplaysgames8907]

Copious amounts of dwarf ass.

[@bluefalcon3629]

1:03 Yaris has returned...to hack Scott's twitter account...They've been holding this in for three years!

[@TeeGee3]

Yaris 2: The Revenge

[@jackofallgamesTV]

Sounds like a simple Atari 2600 game: Yaris' Revenge

[@scoutshellby7226]

11:34 a trashterpiece if you will.

[@Bonk_Co]

Scout Shellby Is this a joke and a fact? Or am I just not getting it?

[@agustinhoj6347]

trashtahpeece*

[@stonexl]

Masterpiece of shit.

[@johntracy72]

That's a good term to use.

[@JUKESC]

Shiterpiece

[@CrashDunning]

"I can't play it." I died xD

[@Ardaa23]

he can play it because u can download windows on a mac

[@chrisfratz]

@@Ardaa23 problem is, you have to buy Windows

[@Ardaa23]

@@chrisfratz oh ok

[@zelefant1482]

Chris People seem to confuse buying a PC and buying Windows. Windows is like $30, and hes a pretty famous youtuber and a stable adult. He could afford Windows.

[@lemonov3031]

@@chrisfratz No, you don't. Raise the black flag.

[@lunch_trey]

Call me crazy, but out of all these games, Ride to Hell has the most potential. With a studio that knows what it's doing, some spit and polish and a complete overhaul, it could've been a very decent game. Not GOTY, but something.

[@Sceptile29]

The 101 in 1 game gives me so much nostalgia lmao That was my game back in the day (ds not Wii thank God)

[@sergiofridschtein2493]

I loved that game on the Ds it was also my childhood

[@FreshlyXpyr3d]

Same here, dude. Especially the sushi spear

[@xchannelnamex]

There was an IOS port too - I played it a ton on my old Iphone. The sushi game was also my jam!

[@Ekraelum]

I didn't knew that Peter Parker had a YT Channel!

[@captinsparklezremix]

I thought Azura was Peter Parker

[@jellyman-]

@@trevorkobe angery

[@noval6713]

Sam tabor looks like the second Peter Parker

[@leafchill8821]

He was a vlogger in homecoming

[@tiarnan97]

My friend platinum'd orc slayer and he hasn't been the same since

[@Gagey_b011]

12:14 After playing Fling Smash. 12:15 After reviewing Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival 12:17 Wanting to shower with clothes on after seeing Banana peels in SSBB 12:18 Before seeing what M&Ms Kart Racing is 12:19 K A L M. 12:20 TAKING PAINKILLERS AFTER LOSING ALL OF HIS CONSOLES THAT CAN PLAY MADDEN 08 12:24 After failing to beat Phoenix Wright.

[@Piddel]

you talked more about Big Rigs in this video then it took for the devs to make it.

[@Mu_cubed]

Scott the Woz drinking game, take a shot when: - “virgin” -Scott vomits -A joke about scoliosis is made -A quick quip/punchline is made right before the blue screen at the end -“THIS GAME BLOWS” -“Banquet Dinners” -Using the landline a wrong way -“Yelling” -“mocking yelling” -Scott acts white

[@darraghbrowne8478]

I don't want to die thanks

[@wontonwasabi2725]

I’m gonna die tonight.

[@YoyIeCake]

There's not enough alcohol in the world for that

[@emilysipswater6104]

you forgot about the “evading taxes” jokes

[@typecasto]

Madden 08

[@overactiveimagination9647]

There was a game that catfished me once. "ONE LEAVES" It advertised itself as a horror game. It was only mildly spooky. No matter what you lose...BUT PLOT TWIST! IT WAS AN ANTI-SMOKING AD *ALL ALONG*

[@riahlexington]

Oh my god I’ve seen that ad

[@royalblanket]

The xbox reviews on it are hysterical

[@wizardpenguintb2968]

"Now what would you do if you were me?" "Give up"

[@Gravitynaut]

i was one of the very first people to buy the letter when it was released. the port-a potty featured in the game quickly became a miiverse meme. i have nothing else to say

[@LiveForMusic711]

"time to whip out a third party mouse" Legendary

[@Mii.2.0]

Hey, that rhymes!

[@bobbytonson5890]

@@Mii.2.0 No.

[@Mii.2.0]

@@bobbytonson5890 NYEESSSS!!!

[@bobbytonson5890]

@@Mii.2.0 Noo.

[@Mii.2.0]

@@bobbytonson5890 UwU

[@m0kkori]

1:25 Isn't that the exploit for the PSVita ?

[@cakebox_]

Game Carton huh?

[@TorutheRedFox]

I KNEW that this game was related to some sort of exploit, I just couldn't remember what!

[@pootki]

Ahaha I remember this, for VHBL and TN-V

[@luisgonzalez5482]

Game Carton I was confused for a couple seconds.

[@koishigameing]

Game Carton i see you everywhere

[@gustavobohorquezgomez2588]

1:24 I wasn’t looking at the screen and when it sounded I almost shat myself

[@r3apergaming162]

I can’t believe that I’ve actually played big rigs before, and it is exactly as you portrayed it. Thanks for unlocking some memories for me.

[@spider-ham7140]

Big Rigs aka Big Shits

[@grantcooper5799]

Where are ET, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), and Superman 64?

[@SurfingKyogreNL]

Grant Cooper Sonic 06 isn't rated as bad as the games in this video

[@mtrupert3581]

Et wasn't that bad

[@flamepan]

ayylien Gaming uuuuh WHAT

[@mtrupert3581]

it wasnt that bad sure it was frustrating and confusing but so were a lot of games and the fact that the developer only had 6 weeks to make is is why it wasnt as good as it could be there are wayyy worse games like dr jekyll and mr hyde and hell even et is better than dead rising 4 which came out last year

[@raiser4068]

ayylien Gaming Lol in 3 weeks they wouldnt do a shit, the game was develop months not weeks..

[@ToxNano]

Moral of the story: Scott has absolutely no grip on pc gaming, lol

[@cleanwater5665]

Oh no, aiming with right click and shooting with left click? Why would they do that???

[@Kalvinjj]

@@cleanwater5665 For a Mac port in specific tho, that's the lazy part

[@cleanwater5665]

Kalvinjj Eh, that’s true. I’m just out of touch with the mac. It seems wack to me to not have right click as aim.

[@LRM12o8]

@@Kalvinjj because Apple had to reinvent the wheel (mouse) and make it less functional in the process, lol

[@Rountree1985]

And why is that a bad thing? He always admits that he isn’t well versed in PC gaming. You’re not better than him just because you’re a fucking neckbeard.

[@maymaymanufacturer1351]

2:43 Guy : *hits chicken with pickaxe* Chicken : *magically transforms into food*

[@dapperfan44]

I mean, that is standard video game logic there.

[@dapperfan44]

@@dplofficial well, beating people up in beat em ups also gives you a whole cooked chicken for some reason.

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

I can feel tickles on my right ear

[@9termunde87]

"This is phenomenal"

[@alesta2212]

7:33 bro imagine NOT having right click to aim and left click to shoot

[@NeoArashi]

Loved when you mention a game on Windows... And then the camera zooms out to see your Mac XD

[@footyfam8990]

Sonic boom: rise of lyric ET: the extra terrestrial The letter Bubsy 3d Ride to hell retribution Big Riggs over the road racing Superman 64

[@Gear_Storm]

0:13 I honestly was expecting him to say EA.

[@MrRenegadeshinobi]

I was expecting LJN.

[@joaquingonzalez834]

but it turns out they were victims of mr scoliosis

[@burnthetrolls5971]

The Letter is what happens when you try to steal Slenderman but remember Lawyers exist

[@derekhandson351]

I thought Slenderman was public domain since he was an internet meme

[@SILVYSPARK]

Can we give Scott some praise for the fact he links all the music used, my life long quest for these tracks have come to an end.

[@Theolppoman]

I mean, what kind of a gamer buys a Mac? In all seriousness, great video

[@wschippr1]

Final Cut Pro...

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

In case you hadn't noticed, he's more of a console guy.

[@imalostcause]

wtf

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

@@imalostcause His words, not mine.

[@imalostcause]

@@falpsdsqglthnsac im confused why i commented "wtf" but either way he has a mac and that is a shame

[@koopaperson101]

1:04 Oh no...

[@dr.degenerate610]

He wanted revenge.

[@AstralPhnx]

The zoom out with the mac kills me everytime

[@PaulRudd1941]

That timeshare bit killed me. Great writing sir.

[@ChipTunePlaysYT]

Me in 2017: Ha that joke about scoliosis was pretty funny Me in 2020: Ah s$&$ I learned I might have some form of functional scoliosis.

[@krackkorn1952]

Holy fuck scott the woz

[@Gdf353bgy]

"ewwew you have to aim with mouse 2 and shoot with mouse 1" Lol wat

[@typostitch544]

He has a Mac, his regular mouse won't work like that- he says that in the video.

[@NoStereo]

@@typostitch544 "mac" Lol wat

[@MsZsc]

big mac little mac

[@wolfetteplays8894]

2:43 I thought my headphones were broken

[@toastytashe]

Same

[@vasco35]

My left earphone is broken already if that is the problem

[@agactual2]

If you go in reverse playing Big Rigs, it only takes about 2 minutes to hit the speed of light. If you go in reverse for 50 minutes you hit 600000000000000000000000000000x the speed of light. I would agree that with Scott when he says the physics are broken.

[@humanimalhedgehog123]

Who's here after Scott released a full episode on Ride To Hell: Retribution?

[@zolikat4458]

The intro song from Unearthed is stolen from a flash game called Strike Force Heroes 2.

[@emmezener6249]

Love dat game

[@GmacAttack]

*I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO SAY THAT...*

[@kdxkyle]

Haha. Elf bowling is the only game my grandpa had on his computer

[@Rountree1985]

Cool story

[@sadisticidiot4661]

Yea and the sequel has 90% more Dwarf Ass

[@Sund00d]

1:32 ‘hey y’all, SCITT here’

[@thechefisacookin]

4:20 Bro his name's Nibbles.

[@SkuxxFamilyTrust]

Dude use boot camp on Mac to get around the windows issue

[@LargeDan69]

That makes no sense lol

[@purpletomato5535]

SaltedAss how?

[@FerousFolly]

You could also just use wineskin

[@tylerhuertas1421]

SaltedAss You don't know what bootcamp is?

[@Rliel2009]

SaltedAss wine could help

[@aweso100]

"I recommend playing with a controller." Yeah... I'm not going to play this game... at all...

[@zombrosis]

Discovered your channel recently. And I gotta say. You are extremely entertaining sir. I’m officially subscribed and part of your notification squad...if you have one...otherwise I just have the KZbin machine telling me when you drop your next videos.

[@warriorlink8612]

I remember when I was in high-school in 1997 and Elf Bowling was a "viral" flash game that everyone was forwarding to each other. It was viral before viral was a term. And played fine on dial up internet. Good times!!!

[@tynofly]

lol at the last game. “You’re winner”

[@jacobmonks3722]

And the trophy has 3 handles.

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

Later copies of Big Rigs have the line fixed to say "You win!"

[@bunny5735]

2:43 All of Skyrim is going to pursue you. Be wary.

[@angelfish1192]

When my older sister first played Skyrim she immediately killed a chicken and like 30 guards came and killed her. One of my favorite memories of Skyrim.

[@chunky1339]

holy fuck scott the woz

[@acdc09]

Ha, about a little over a year ago I thought about that Yaris game since I had downloaded it from Xbox Live when it was offered for free back in the day but eventually deleted it. For curiosity I wanted to play it again and found it waaay down my downloaded history list and redownload it and experienced true nostalgia boredom. I wonder if having it on my hardrive makes my Xbox more sought after like having P.T.?

[@monster25man]

RelaxAlax sent me here and I'm glad he did, you are awesome man!

[@Technonova323]

monster25man this channel needs more credit than it earns!

[@dercarrot991]

I don’t know how, I don’t know when, but I have faint memories of elf bowling when I was young

[@davey_rulez7301]

same here, something seems distantly familiar about it

[@landofgrundo]

I'm pretty sure there was a ds version of it too and there definitely was a movie

[@thomario8638]

Ah yes, (almost) 4 Years of waiting have finally paid off: Scott has beaten the second place.

[@GameViolence]

What is this song at 5:52??? Never mind it’s in description as Snow Bros Stage 3 Theme

[@clmcdeee3181]

I'd get Orc Slayer for trophy fodder. Then never play it again, even as a joke.

[@aleisshiki3649]

Clmcdeee someone saw the silver trophy and got thirsty

[@yhenestik]

9:37 holy fuck, dude. My mom bought me that on the Wii u when I was 8. I played it for 5 minutes and got confused and stopped. Didn't know it was that bad.

[@lucassworldofletsplays9270]

7:52 I’m looking at the controls on screen, and it says that the scroll wheel has the same function as the Shift button.

[@binglese]

holy fuck Scott the woz

[@freakcdev]

Big rigs: "The worst game of all time" Hongkong97: Am I a joke to you

[@TwinkofArchie40]

Boy, there are a bunch of games worse than Big Rigs besides HK97.

[@navarch6030]

ok

[@AlexSpalex1]

Technically, yes.

[@bronco_MMIV]

Hong Kong 97 is an unlicensed game for the super famicom on floppy disk, so it couldn’t have been given a score by metacritic, Although some people referred to it as “kusoge” meaning “shitty game”

[@Igneeka]

@@bronco_MMIV It also was probably never sold and was made to be as shitty as possible so does it really count anyway ?

[@SoujiMonaru]

Wait, why didn't the Mac version of Big Rigs have a Mack truck? >:D

[@xanderkleiber7191]

I bought The Letter a long time ago because my dumb little kid brain thought that an unofficial horror game would be a good use for $5. I never bothered to make it past the first part, and, now that I know the ending, I wish I could have spent it on anything else.

[@LRM12o8]

7:32 That's what you get for actually using the "magic" mouse, lol. Absolutely deserved! (I know you don't use this thing for gaming and all, but I'm seriously shocked to hear that it can't register left and right click at the same time. o.O Like WTF apple? So not only did they make the simplest piece of PC periphery more complicated to manufacture, but they also made it lesser in functionality? Dafuq?!)

[@Calcifrizzle]

I love the juxtaposition of talking about bad games against the background of music from good games!

[@charmandyorton006]

8:26 Now what would you do if you were me? _give up_

[@DoubleAgent25]

It's almost hard to believe people actually made this shit

[@tardis5179]

12:21 Did you steal my bananas again Scott?

[@APappers]

Love the music used, all quality choices

[@mr.fahrenheit7996]

i agree, anyone that uses a castlevania ost is good in my book

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

I love how Gourmet Race from Kirby Super Star was played for Ride To Hell

[@_-7734]

My mom bought wii u in 2012, some games and one of them was 30great games. It still sits inside plastic in shelf

[@salvadorparra4591]

2013*

[@samos8367]

@@salvadorparra4591 2012 was the release date for both.

[@Sclaraidus]

Holy fuck, Scott The Woz

[@Brentastrophe]

The Yaris game had commercials even. My best friend and I were bored and downloaded it. The game is even less than what scott describes. You are 0-max speed in like 3 seconds, there's no obstacles or other vehicles to race. There's coins and collectibles on tracks, but for what? We just kind of got stoned and kept asking "why are we playing this?" then we would finish our question with the yaris tagline from their stupid commercials "Yaris. From Toyota" with the stupid robot voice. Somehow it was hilarious to us, and the callback I got from seeing that title show up was insanely vivid.