The Worst Jackbox Party Pack Answers

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[@RTGame]

There's a new Jackbox so we're back on our bullshit. You can watch more Jackbox videos here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqCafZKFrpuCras

[@jammy5731]

Nice

[@questionablewaltzer5329]

Time to bullshit our way through

[@daandanx]

I am scared now.

[@themysteriousman8289]

Poggers

[@pandabanaan9208]

Great

[@sambutton8494]

We just gonna gloss over the fact that "The Trapped Souls of Hell" won 'Champion of British People' over "Margaret Thatcher"? Truly says something

[@twotothehalf3725]

I mean, who better to champion the British people than the British people?

[@XxNathinatorxX]

to be fair, she is one of the trapped souls of hell

[@Zelinkokitsune]

Why do you think those souls are trapped?

[@alexhorman1308]

They're one and the same

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

At least they had a soul unlike Thatcher or Reagan :P

[@TABBYMUSIC]

“Remember kids, if it doesn’t have *misogyny* it’s not anime” Starting off with an absolute banger I see.

[@bobshnitzel2608]

I don't think theres a better answer for that prompt lol

[@redryder18]

@@bobshnitzel2608 I could name a few.....

[@yee8332]

Is this why I've never been able to get through an anime? Makes sense now that I think about it, I absolutely hate the pervert characters and fanservice tropes found in most anime. (no offense if you watch anime and can tolerate those tropes)

[@KyurekiHana]

@MEME KILLER also forgot the pedos.

[@justinokraski3796]

I like anime, but I can recognize a lot of the time that it definitely comes from a different culture to say the least.

[@swordchicken1671]

3:28: "I need to learn a curse word. I need to learn-- aw f***" Sounds to me like he succeeded

[@kroznick1011]

First time playing Champed Out I got the prompt "champion of jamming" I gave a jar of jelly arms and legs and named him smucker punch.

[@colewegner7576]

I fucking love that

[@nullpoint3346]

Beautiful

[@RalinToriox]

0:25 There is actually a politician in the US named Dick Swett (yes, pronounced Sweat)

[@wetbedsealand6779]

There was a nascar driver (I think) named Dick Trickle

[@bidoof367]

but what if it was and balls

[@helltubejackie1086]

If it was pronounced sweet...

[@plushie839]

@@helltubejackie1086 I don't know if that's worse or not...

[@avianKneecaps]

the producer of the live action scooby doo movies is named Richard Suckle, so... yeah. Also, guess which year he was born in :)

[@chrisfischer41]

Okay, but is nobody gonna talk about how they swapped out Shrek on the prompt "Misunderstood Monsters"??? He's literally one of the most famously misunderstood monsters

[@poohbarry521]

Didn't really get that either, but the surprise contest for that round was "champion of the swamp", which also worked well for him

[@chrisfischer41]

@@poohbarry521 "Champion of The Swamp" was the original contest for that round, with the surprise being "Misunderstood Monsters"

[@poohbarry521]

@@chrisfischer41 oh whoops thanks for the correction

[@ethaniscool6965]

For the "Me" joke

[@BierBart12]

Me vs Twitch chat just hits a little bit closer to home.

[@Shinmegamitenseistrangejourney]

But like, the champ'd up ost do be bopping

[@Mathtriqueur]

Agreed

[@thebigsad1862]

Agreed

[@Schmorbo]

@@thebigsad1862 make one

[@Gakvu]

@@thebigsad1862 please dont

[@TrippaMazing87]

K so idk if its because im American or what, but I have no idea what that says.

[@4ofFive]

when you see 2:00 and decide to Google "wood underwear" I did There's woven wood underwear, but not solid wood underwear. I'm glad I'm not looking deeper into that.

[@randomcatmeow1394]

No wait we must know FOR SCIENCE

[@intan4722]

Rayon is a fiber derived from wood pulp plus chemical processing. So if you made underwear from that, it’d technically be made of wood.

[@CalculatorGuides]

I mean i search "cursed engines" and theres a giant snake on the engine bay

[@thegiantenemyspider1]

Thank god

[@owencaron9868]

It’s the trapped souls of hell vs Margret Thatcher.... You say that like they’re not the same thing

[@takashinakamura2624]

Maggie T is the reason those souls are trapped.

[@ashikjaman1940]

Thatcher has no soul

[@nullpoint3346]

@@ashikjaman1940 Can confirm.

[@DrakonBlake]

@@kiro1469I’d have to guess thatcher stole some souls

[@fenyxx2802]

"these are both true!" i died

[@therabbit555]

Timestamp?

[@blackgayman]

@@therabbit555 it's at the very start watch Like the first min

[@woomy2179]

00:00

[@PedroSardini]

I remember voting for some of these while using the toilet

[@nakedstatue8517]

How do we feel about Necrophilia?

[@lacktoastandtolerence5366]

Nice bruh

[@katlouise]

a true hero

[@twotothehalf3725]

I read this in Ford's voice. It's not as funny as I think it is, but it is.

[@jmp_fr]

the pooping spot.

[@Dog-mq3gt]

"A terrible last name to have if your first name is Dick" "Gumshoe" If you have that name, your salary will be cut quite alot. *Poor poor man :(*

[@josefdrapak1889]

Huzzah, a fellow Ace Attorney fan

[@JustinRed624]

A diet completely made out of instant noodles and nothing

[@Dog-mq3gt]

Huzzah! Fellow AA Fans! You guys are incredibly rare!

[@yakultlover8661]

Take that!

[@mothkeytv]

And F in the chat for the best worst detective around.

[@yowack3457]

"Me" is perfect, that look of sadness and anger in a sulking "I'm tired of your sh*t" manner. Perfect I would love a poster of him with the top text "F*ck" *then the image* bottom text "My Life" XD also Mr. RT hope your having a nice day good sir.

[@thisismyfirstusernameimade3007]

I actually really want a "Me" merch shirt. If I had one I would definitely wear it.

[@Trebinhas]

I want him on a t-shirt. Nay, I NEED him on a T-shirt.

[@BierBart12]

I only want it to say "fuck"

[@demolisherman1763]

Oh I played a game of joke boat and had the prompt, “ I like my sex like I like my popcorn” so I naturally answered “covered in butter” only time joke boat hasn’t been terrible

[@EnteiFire4]

I had a good meta one, where I had "My sex life is like [person name]:" I won with an opening parentheses to make a sad face with the colon at the end on the joke.

[@deeeenisttv]

Joke boat is good if you write good topics that are relevant to the group

[@Angry_Ostrich]

I remember once in quiplash the prompt was “what would be the first thing the first person on mars would say” and my friend put “I need a wee wee”. I found it funny because I’m immature. Jackbox is amazing

[@ryangarrett4513]

3:28 I guess you did learn a curse word...

[@BigVorst]

Anyone else sorely disappointed that Daniel went with "Mr Steak" and not "MissSteak?" Smh, RT...

[@dylanwarner7009]

Remember Vorst: if it doesn’t have misogyny, it’s not anime!

[@BigVorst]

@@dylanwarner7009 Yes, we all watched the video.

[@DonutMaster56]

MisSteak

[@ribps289]

Maybe he really liked Mr Stake the meganium from TFS nuzlocke

[@BigVorst]

@@DonutMaster56 That was honestly one of the ways I wanted to spell it.

[@serenaushy]

"got ratioed by Shrek" is the most underrated line of this decade

[@Joryho]

0:36 As a drummer myself, this makes me feel good inside.

[@Joryho]

@ *both.*

[@genericsmithson4379]

*inside*

[@mickytherat8020]

Oh yeah

[@dktamr1467]

I had a three lines quote and my question was "sugar spice and everything nice for kids, what's the adult version" and i put "bacon bear depression" i believe that i won that one

[@redpandawearingasantahat7810]

Saucy sausage fork man looks like a power puff girls villain

[@mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632]

sounds like one too

[@mtbradanox6735]

yeah

[@EdgarAllan2pointPoe]

I'm here to inform you that most sloths go a week between defecating.

[@randomcatmeow1394]

They also have to come down from the trees to do it

[@Drekromancer]

Thank you for your service.

[@stuckonaslide]

"i need to poop im almost at the pooping spot too late" sounds like death grips lyrics

[@psycholamborghini4828]

I just realized something. The drawing called dave at around 8:05 is dave from plants vs. zombies. Lmao

[@Dinoman972]

*7:56

[@tigokooreman9912]

I had no idea what was going on the entire time and I loved it

[@genericsmithson4379]

I simply love how the gun went against me and lost Truly speaks volumes about how depression is the best defense

[@jackbuildersmasher6346]

Thank you so much for uploading! All of your vids make me smile

[@bigchungus8958]

Same

[@bige8293]

What the hell did I just watch? I couldn’t tell because I laughed so hard I broke my phone

[@cowboymooman8776]

then you should watcg carsons video on it. its 40 more minutes if this

[@nottreblinka4119]

This only happened because of Watch Dogs crashing

[@Undermine5]

did you wrote this comment on your computer then?

[@bige8293]

@@Undermine5 cracked a bit, but yeah

[@WeFightForKarl]

7:27 Time for an all-out attack!

[@UwU-ye2hy]

My favorite Jackbox Party is when people insult each other with raps lmao, that is gold

[@thelivingglitch1371]

“Mad Verse City”

[@justinokraski3796]

I played that once with a group that had an AI to balance it out. I have to say he was pretty good

[@Nathi98]

I've seen that one before, it's so cool

[@deeeenisttv]

@@justinokraski3796 with gene?

[@rhymeswithmoose228]

@@deeeenisttv Gene beat me and my friends at one of the games once. Total madlad.

[@user-BadUsername]

We need more of this for sure

[@Mister_BIack]

Previous video: Why I'm not allowed to stream the Jackbox Party Pack on Twitch again RTGame: *uploads a new Jackbox video* Me: "Wait, that's illegal!"

[@helix2331]

funky town literally almost killed me i choked on my own spit, i could have actually died, i have never come that close to choking

[@Raykon333]

These videos are so confusing when you've never played Jackbox Party.

[@ryeofthebeholder]

4:16 a gun can't be dead inside if it has live rounds

[@hiimemily]

"His sausage was too spicy!"

[@stacia2016]

1:24 that's actually sad bc irl sloths live in trees but they can't poop while in the tree so they have to climb down to the ground to poop, but that exposes their camouflage and makes them open to attack😭

[@D3xagon]

i have a teacher at school called Dr Head, We laughed our asses off when we found out his name was Dick

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

How come every single time I go "I wish RT had more Jackbox videos" RT magically makes one.

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I read this as "how I come every time RT makes a new jackbox video" at first and didn't bat an eye

[@gamefalor8872]

0:30 gumshoe, your pay would be nonexistent

[@adrih8694]

I'm lightheaded from trying to blow on my hot soup and laughing at the same time

[@zombie_hunter3456]

Quip-lash truly is the downfall of humanity

[@Lichdemonz]

4:40 "Mr. Steak..." Must... resist... *TANTOR! TANTOR!*

[@spaghetticarbonara3639]

MUUUUUUUUURRRR STAKE

[@zarnox3071]

Champ'd Up is an instant classic.

[@ulysses9488]

6:05 that is literally just Henry the 8th of England

[@warmgoodrob5611]

Ironic considering that he separated from the Pope

[@DickinHand]

ZWANZWAN the our champion!

[@DickinHand]

If you don't know who ZWANZWAN is he is a guy from rt's chat that manged to join them in champed up an there for became the chats champion

[@BennyLlama39]

Game: "Remember, kids: if it doesn't have _____, it's not anime!" Me: Women with certain endowments that make Dolly Parton look flat? 😀

[@legoclonetrooper4053]

me:tiddies

[@randomcatmeow1394]

@@legoclonetrooper4053 *hentai

[@espressocookie8965]

I'm eating breakfast and all I hear is “Remember kids, if it doesn’t have misogyny it’s not anime” and I'm dying trying not to spit out my cereal. Edit: Now it's "It's me vs a fucking gun" and I had to put down the bowl to save my computer.

[@FoxBlocksHere]

6:27 This isn't a fair competition lol

[@braydenanderson9703]

I always find myself wishing your videos were longer! Awesome content, keep it up!!

[@youraveragematt2298]

1:03 the audience has the right priorities

[@Pyro-et9vs]

RTGame has such a cursed energy to his streams, it’s amazing!

[@OrenSaidAThing]

I hafta compliment rt, this was one of the funniest videos I've seen ever, i had to take my inhaler I was weezin so feckin hard

[@leomelton5364]

i just died when the last game began i loved that part

[@courtneyzabicki9582]

This just seems like one of those games that would be very fun to play with CMK

[@zeefeer0543]

apparently, turtles are shipped in boxes wrapped in tape. well, i shouldn't say apparently - that's what my mom told me when i was nine and she was upset that people didn't treat their pet turtles well. we adopted a few from out irresponcible friends.

[@griffinsonjupiter]

that's how all reptiles are shipped. it's not abusive at all, as long as they have the necessary heat or cold packs.

[@zeefeer0543]

@@griffinsonjupiter ah, i'm happy to hear that it doesn't harm them!!

[@griffinsonjupiter]

@@zeefeer0543 yeah!! they're also usually transported in very tiny containers, so that if they get bumped around, they don't go flying. so don't worry if you ever see them in very small seeming containers during shipping, it's actually safer for them than a big one! check out the channel "Snake Discovery" if you ever wanna learn more about reptiles, how they're transported or how they're cared for.

[@zeefeer0543]

@@griffinsonjupiter thank you! i think i might:) i'm happy to hear it's a safe procedure and not them just being treated like objects being shipped haha

[@briannasappho1545]

I was watching the playlist of RT's Jackbox videos when I got the notification for this. A beautiful coincidence indeed.

[@katlouise]

I am SO HYPED for more jackbox content!

[@sayuriwillow1703]

The announcements channel on my discord is named Funky Town. Now I have a figure to dedicate to it.

[@kotngotn]

colourful johnathan had me in tears

[@overthinkit_]

this video specifically just completely wrecks my wifi connection

[@overthinkit_]

Figured that out. That is weird.

[@thatpersonsmusic]

Ok, so KZbin’s been down for at a least an hour. How will I survive this? First coronavirus, not I am temporarily delayed from watching videos. What a terrible year

[@puppygirlasuka]

I loved being a part of this, even if only for one game.

[@chadwell69]

They ask how you make underwear or of wood....HOW TF DO U MAKE A WHIP OUT OF WOOD?!?!

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I mean you could make like a thin peice of wood and attach it to a thick handle

[@alex4703]

Colorful Jonathan Vs. Funky Town *Battle of the legends*

[@markmatthews2391]

The sloth bit is sadly my life

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

0:45 i would say the answer is number 2 and we have muscles that make people want to be with us (like, have you seen the drummer for Blink-182?)

[@bxpple]

I can’t get enough of your videos this week, gonna try and find my stuff so i can sub to get into the MC servers

[@thegamer-gz5cr]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

[@ewok-pq7dx]

8:41 It was at this moment he knew, he’d fucked up

[@alexandery9436]

3:45 Me when my friend stops me from accidentally going into the girls bathroom

[@littleladytoge5306]

0:09 I mean. You're not wrong.

[@EEKAY206]

KZbin is back megapog

[@coul928]

This is really fun to watch

[@avocado4012]

I saw this in my recommended and just said ‘aw shit here we go again’ audibly at like 2 am

[@lilharm]

“is the house on fire?” “no” *the kitchen is on fire*

[@UsseWill]

wooden underwear: check out Tencel Lyocell and Modal. You can actually wear trees and its super soft

[@acidhydra101]

You ever find yourself midway through a video and realize "wait, I've seen this"? Guess I watched the stream, at least for Champ'd Up

[@ggizhere5638]

I am.. so.. so confused, yet very amused 😂

[@joshandrew31]

Oh god. This is absolutely cursed. I love it

[@Enderhippo]

Zwanzwan will be fondly remembered

[@300IQPrower]

The majority of sloths die while pooping. True fact. They are eternally constipated, have to go to the forest floor to poop, and thus are at their most vulnerable for an extremely long amount of time.

[@yeetymcneety]

*sits patiently and waits for the vod*

[@daveslamjam]

"the pooping spot" my mans forgot the word for bathroom

[@EnderrBoi]

wish i could watch this but youtube being unpog

[@bharatsachdeva6683]

this video’s great glad I got to watch it a couple hours ago when youtube didn’t do the oopsie

[@kingmasterlord]

that thumbnail is almost a haiku: I need to poop bad I'm almost to the bathroom but now it's too late

[@BaalFridge]

that was the best Watchdogs stream I've ever seen

[@frostyfrontier]

I fucking lost it at the moderator dropping out of college.

[@tritonis54]

Dave and Colorful Jonathan felt like coming from Scribblenauts xD

[@DragoCubX]

I first saw the thumbnail without looking at anything else and that made me think this was a SootHouse video lol

[@jojounicorn4610]

“I need to poop I’m almost at the pooping spot too late” BRO WTH 💀💀💀💀

[@polar8682]

Dave VS Colourful Jonathon... Never seen more determination in anyone's eyes than either of these two beautiful specimens.

[@Lilian040210]

Colorful John is just Mettaton Neo xD

[@nottucks]

I was just watching the Jackbox videos! Sick!

[@Brent-jj6qi]

I love how a fucking gun has an orange tip, thus making it a toy or a felony

[@solitudeguard3138]

Started laughing as soon as I saw the word poop. I’m incredibly mature.

[@Lu4455]

Colorful Jonathan is all we need right now

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

0:44 the answer is neither, we're sexy because we can be sexy

[@rndmzr153]

”too late" Tragedy has struck

[@caraccident5357]

Most disturbing part is that it doesn’t say toilet, it says pooping spot