Want to see a Particle Accelerator made of Wooden Trains?

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[@RTGame]

If your answer was yes, then you are in luck today

[@RecallLight]

Oh heck yeah

[@calebmurray4438]

I think being first response to RT’s comment is like being first comment the sequel

[@kingarthur1092]

Oh thank goodness

[@plutophantomhive3231]

The answer was yes! Thank you!

[@shadecho]

what if i said no

[@chonkyboi8020]

I like how the words ‘sky blender’ has become commonplace on this channel

[@RTGame]

Did I stutter

[@milksalmon]

He did not stutter

[@chonkyboi8020]

@@RTGame holy shit

[@acek2016]

@@chonkyboi8020 haha

[@Aquavenn]

@@RTGame I was the 69th like , that is all I have to say.

[@SuperCryptic9]

This is the biggest “instructions unclear” moment I’ve ever seen.

[@shadowclann28]

Instructions unclear, broke the sound barrier

[@winteraquarius1595]

Devs: "Here's a nice relaxing game about toy trains!" RT: "Instructions unclear, I created a particle accelerator." Devs: *_"HOW?"_*

[@choco_jack7016]

instructions unclear, made a granola bar of people.

[@EastofAll]

Game: Build a railroad so the train can take the passengers to the next station! RT: Instructions unclear, I discovered the 119th element

[@charonsferryold]

"Conjunction junction, what's your function?" "Discovering the Higgs Boson Particle"

[@alphatriton6621]

damn, the LHC lookin kinda different today

[@k96man]

I guess schoolhouse Rock finally graduated

[@thingextreme4889]

"Hooking up words and phrases and clauses"

[@residual]

@@k96man frathouse rock

[@waspman7775]

Wow somebody outside my school actually watched those, I thought it was just my school

[@TakavaNirhii]

"You're breaking fire code!!" "...is there fire as an option?" Only RT.

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

And GrayStillPlays.

[@rubywest5166]

*Fire alarm goes off*

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

LetsGameItOut as well

[@mizu_yt]

@Angry Man i wish

[@TheSkyRender]

And DangerouslyFunny. And Let's Game It Out.

[@ezraelliott6437]

RT: Want to see a particle accelerator made out of wooden trains? Me: I thought you’d never ask

[@thesadfather1239]

good comment

[@apple_cat]

same ngl

[@milksalmon]

I knew the day would come

[@harrypotamus4968]

"No, I really thought you'd never ask. Like, that's not something I ever expected you to even consider. What the fuck."

[@whitewolf8051]

Good comment

[@fjkdjal2504]

Getting a high score on the trolley problem

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

The Trolley Solution

[@rhombus4786]

My score is 1.2 million

[@frozenzenberry4101]

Underrated comment.

[@r3ked272]

@@rhombus4786 nub

[@rhombus4786]

@@r3ked272 ok mister "I dont kill anyone cuz im fuckin pansy"

[@spiderdude2099]

Whoever suggested “add boosts” on the Claire de lune level is a goddamned legend,

[@AceOfBlackjack]

“Thomas why are you bent and scratched” Percy said to a damaged Thomas. “Jenga death central.” Thomas said failing off the rails on fire.

[@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bv]

Luckily, no one was hurt.

[@neooblisk0084]

@@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bv Except Thomas

[@thehyliansniper1713]

"OH FUCK TIMMY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" "science must advance, Mom. I've sacrificed my room to make the world's smallest particle accelerator."

[@colinkane9984]

SCIENCE MUST ADVANCE

[@neooblisk0084]

Whatever it takes...

[@voltronimusprime3833]

@@neooblisk0084 And now that song's stuck in my head, thanks.

[@neooblisk0084]

@@voltronimusprime3833 Your welcome

[@BulkBoganOfficial]

As a Tim, I can agree this is what happened

[@jorgesterling]

Yes, I would like to see a particle accelerator made of wooden trains. Edit: Ah crap he changed the title. Edit 2: He changed it back.

[@LowQualityMemesHere]

I would like too

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

Likewise

[@milksalmon]

Well wood you?

[@the_ender_thief595]

Me too

[@adrianhv3083]

Count me in

[@gameboi1057]

"when you die your life flashes past your eyes" New York Taxi Drivers: 8:47

[@duxhunt]

So infinite speed

[@Twinklethefox9022]

I got 2 ads :(

[@limecyanizer4394]

10:48

[@Squirrelanditsnutz]

“HA”

[@PunishedKrab]

Ludicrous Speed, GO

[@droidboi3867]

"FERB I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TODAY"

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

*Roger, Roger.*

[@red_again]

@@Dementia_Springtrap sir are u ok?

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

@@red_again *No.*

[@red_again]

@@Dementia_Springtrap what is dementia?

[@miles288]

The little passengers don't have faces but you can sense the overwhelming fear in them

[@nwcleear]

get me out GET ME OUUTT

[@satan9627]

I was the 666th like on your comment. Very fitting

[@Oaisus]

Everybody is such a fuckin comedian saying yes to the title, meanwhile I can't find a single person talking about how great that dark souls boss music joke was

[@mountaindoge141]

Believe me dude, I woud pay money to see that animated. I might even try to learn sfm just to make it.

[@AugustusBohn0]

welcome to mass online communication, where there are more comments on one popular video than you could read in a day, but only a few laughworthy comments on the entire platform in a year.

[@mountaindoge141]

I know, I genuinely hope someone animates that bit. Hell, if I have to I'll learn sfm just to do it myself.

[@diamondguycarlosortega4075]

@@ChadKakashi Soul of Cinder

[@NinjaSquid0208]

It was brilliant

[@ljm9136]

RT: "We can never play this game again" Us deep down: "Play this game again"

[@SylviaRustyFae]

+

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@SylviaRustyFae I like your name

[@ilovecairns5181]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I don’t

[@adambaryliuk3393]

Imagine this as a VR game. It would actually be pretty cool.

[@bengal4047]

Hell yes!

[@orangsucc]

Vomit go brrr

[@drbeandog4209]

Trainervr is a similar same idea

[@coolsynth4466]

i could possibly make something like this, im pretty good with VR games

[@visionare3656]

7:38 "It would actually be pretty cool."

[@wumbology6072]

I love that there’s these cute little games and RT creates an absolute horror show

[@RTGame]

it's just another day for me tbh

[@wumbology6072]

@@RTGame my first reply! I feel so loved

[@MakerManX]

@@wumbology6072 nice

[@thecrtf4953]

@@RTGame i love how you broke down into fits of laughter its just great

[@NeoMetaI]

@@RTGame what is the dark souls music named

[@AndrewDoesntUpload]

RT: "Let's make a nice train set this time." 5 seconds later... *Crackhead energy kicks in*

[@amgoose3493]

he couldn't kill the people in the game so he decided to kill any epileptics in the audience

[@AndrewDoesntUpload]

@@amgoose3493 In Dan's mind any havoc is acceptable :)

[@fearofthechippan]

RT’s shrieks of joy at discovering that he can make the cute wooden train break the light barrier are what make life worth living

[@runed0s86]

If I ever become a teacher, I'm gonna have a soundboard with dark souls music.

[@sunsetskye483]

Why do you need to be a teacher for that?

[@ohno7852]

@@sunsetskye483 to scare children.

[@DeathnoteBB]

“Well kids, there’s a pop quiz today” *dark souls music*

[@janLilin]

"So students, how'd the homework go?" *dark souls*

[@lukeferguson2597]

RT: enjoy a calm train ride with Clair de lune Some random viewer: “What if it goes faster”

[@r3ked272]

it was never just a calm ride

[@Sienrel]

haha train go brrrr

[@jlco]

Just as Debussy intended.

[@kc12311]

It sounds like when you crank a music box in the other direction

[@hastur2493]

Would've been really sad if it was Der Flohwazer

[@jackg.2092]

Rt: "Lets make an actual nice train set this time" Rt literally 7 seconds later (I counted): "Wait how bad will the colision be if I make it ram a tower"

[@prophecynewt2250]

1:22 if anyone was wondering

[@chief2632]

i swear every time RT says something like that the videos gonna get worse XD

[@theironycomedy6]

jets during 9/11:

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

3 towers*

[@ole1344]

THERE'S A 2ND TRAIN

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

7:34 is actually the hardest I've ever heard Dan laugh.

[@imtheonewhoaskedlol]

RT's gone insane. His mental health has derailed.

[@robingrob9717]

LATEST NEWS Today the 8 year old boy Daniel drowned himself with jenga blocks while his parents were visiting the mall.

[@davidaguero8460]

Alternative title: "trying to enter in the shadow realm via wooden trains"

[@nottreblinka4119]

Actually quantum mechanics approves this

[@lofikirbstar623]

you are going to the shadow realm jimbo

[@i-win]

I can't wait to discover the 119th element!

[@AliceDTRH_]

Choo Choo!

[@lucioaguilar6400]

Ti-train-ium

[@limecyanizer4394]

We need a bigger stationary train to fuse with this one.

[@alexanderharrison7421]

Well I'd say our best bet is going for Element 120

[@fshypublic6103]

I don’t know about what number the element is, but the element is certainly suffering.

[@ethanol8101]

Albert Einstein: Noooooo!!!! You can't just exceed the speed of light!! >:( RT: Haha train go zoom

[@dallor09]

RT’s wooden train has achieved warp drive

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

8:40 The loading screen for this game is sick

[@andrewuriarte7191]

RT: does literally anything Innocent civilians: why do I hear boss music?

[@benh3518]

Of the dark souls variety.

[@zGoldenHawk]

in a dark souls town

[@lowleypeasentmr.l8836]

@@zGoldenHawk in a darksoul world

[@aguafria9003]

If I'm correct that's the soul of tinder's theme

[@benh3518]

@@aguafria9003 Wow, dating apps have epic musical themes now?

[@darklord-rf8yd]

This is just one moment of "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!" after another.

[@Tyranitar.]

i love how chat said "you need a ramp" and rt immediately put it in the area where it wouldn't work

[@StickMaster500]

RT is that one physics teacher at school where instead of teaching you about forces and atoms, he instead creates a particle accelerator that upon collision causes the universe to reset. Now that’s the kind of teacher we all need!

[@engineer8248]

engineer gaming

[@animatedintrovert6256]

pucci type beat

[@Kelvoraax]

This title feels like a threat and I don’t know how to feel about it.

[@flareblitz2010]

well, i know how *i* feel, and that is Very Threatened

[@adamkerman475]

Concerned very very concerned

[@spiteofartemis5829]

thats because it is

[@thisismyfirstusernameimade3007]

I thought this was an actual animation demo of wooden trains in a particle accelerator and I clicked on it while wondering why they chose wooden trains, then I heard RT's voice.

[@toast6494]

"Mommy can we go to Ikea again?" "No jimmy, you've played too much railroad games"

[@codysoasis8710]

"Want to see a particle accelerator out of wooden trains?" OH BOY WOOD I

[@woofyou1186]

You’re banned from speaking now Unban date: never

[@nethascotx24]

Do you want a wooden train particle accelerator? Everyone: You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

*had

[@TheGamingAddict445]

Nethascot X had

[@pootispiker2866]

*had

[@nethascotx24]

Auto-correct got me

[@KIgaming.]

I like how I watched Django Unchained last night

[@breadbrother444]

7:34, I have never heard rt laugh like that before

[@Illegal_man-gi5gp]

It makes me release the happy chemicals

[@racermario1881]

"Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin', toss salad and scrambled eggs."

[@pizzaeater8905]

@@racermario1881 Mercy.

[@hiagain1463]

The Wedding Express brings new meaning to "til death do us part"

[@AMannAmongMen]

"let's make a *nice* track this time" seconds later "Are the collisions going to be okay if I make it all block towers??"

[@crackerjack0349]

Sounds like my train of thought

[@amgoose3493]

"I'm gonna go first person" DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

[@selensewar]

GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

[@randomplayer8797]

SPEEDY SPEED BOY GASOLINE'S BURNIN'

[@thelilnoob5815]

Goose

[@adrifitz8793]

NIGHT OF FIRE

[@amelia02004]

@@randomplayer8797 is that logo a colour changed aperture logo?

[@legendarytat8278]

This reminds me of last time he laughed so hard he hurt his lungs.

[@bengal4047]

🎶 _So no one told you life was gonna be this way?_ 🔫🔫🔫🔫 🎵

[@soapcon]

man this brought back a lot of memories, i bet somewhere in there’s just an old box filled with these track pieces. but no train. there was never a train.

[@isaacdiogenes3382]

"A particle accelerator of wooden trains, but i create a black hole instead"

[@VATROU]

Wouldn't it be a block hole?

[@CaseyShontz]

@@VATROU nice joke

[@klydebeso3898]

@@VATROU c0medy

[@JeffrevinYT]

9:13 "We need more boosters." KERBAL TRAIN PROGRAM.

[@rennrad0815]

More Engines you noob

[@TrashDeviant]

I miss that game. I managed to make it out of the sol system without stages. Never mind the fact that it looked like a dildo flopping around.

[@untitleddocument8651]

MOAR BOOSTERS

[@adamkerman475]

@@rennrad0815 HERETIC DETECTED

[@michac.8283]

@@TrashDeviant it's still there! I just came back and it's still a lot of fun

[@randomlinuxuser]

I played Running in the 90s at 7:40 and I couldn't contain my laughter.

[@sagesaria]

oh shit, you're a genius!

[@kormagogthedestroyer]

Hitting people with a train: ❌ Launching a train full of people into the sun: ✅

[@screbulous]

RT: wanna see a particle accelerator made out of wooden trains? me: sure, why not

[@MarkBonneaux]

The question is not "yes" or "no," the question is "how?"

[@nimaizal]

10:40 this is what it sounds like when you're a calm and gentle person but anxiety hits you hard

[@maythegreat2989]

the train hurtling in circles around the track is my last brain cell trying to find a healthy coping mechanism. instead it just finds RT videos and has to settle for that

[@birdswim8235]

7:34 I don’t think I’ve ever heard RT laugh that loud

[@SF-zm2py]

Me at the start of the video: "Hey! I remember doing cool things with trains, too, like setting up awesome 'Car Washes' out of Link 'n' Logs! This video gives me nostalgia!" Me at the end of the video: "I don't remember anything like that ever happening when I was a kid..."

[@alchmar9837]

Mom: so Timmy, what did you play today? Timmy: I made an atomic bomb with a toy train Mom: ... he’s gonna be so successful

[@ikidashiroe3399]

This is literally the mind of Dan turned into a game.

[@matthaisstupidus]

Seemingly peaceful, but Actually a demented god prepared to end or corrupt his own creations if he wants to.

[@TonTonTheBard]

“Hey Timmy, what are you building?” “...Science no longer holds merit here.”

[@darkhoodx6487]

6:54 the sheer panic in his voice of a train about to hit light speed and break the space time continuum for wooden trains cracks me up every time

[@charlottelemaid]

"My name is barry allen, and I am the fastest train-driver alive."

[@breadproductions6139]

Only cw fans can like.

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

@@breadproductions6139 bro the flash doesnt belong to cw

[@breadproductions6139]

@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Yes, but that quote there is from the Arrowverse Flash show on the CW, not that Ezra guy.

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

@@breadproductions6139 no it's not. Almost every flash iteration has said "I'm [Secret Identity] and I'm the fastest thing alive" It's not just a CW Flash thing

[@RiceCakeDummy]

“Wanna see a particle accelerator made of wooden trains?” *few moments later* “Wanna see me do it again?”

[@sonalik1819]

Physics Teacher: you can neglect air resistance and friction Me: 8:00

[@krakenite8444]

"Want to see a particle accelerator made of wooden trains?" Would I ever!

[@NekogamiKun127]

*RT:* Let's make a nice calming wooden train set. *Also RT:* *_I A M S P E E D_*

[@glitterboy6143]

RT’s planet coaster skills are proving quite useful in other games now. That’s nice to see😃 You’re doing great RT✨

[@loafoffloof3420]

"This little maneuver will cost 50 years"

[@oops3798]

I feel like at any given moment Gene Wilder is going to start creepily singing

[@thebug7017]

RT: *dicovers asteroids* Also RT: We are back in bussiness.

[@ieatmyfamily9676]

When you see asteroids in a video game, it stands for RT

[@Calthecool]

If the game has asteroids, you know RT is going to use them.

[@RTGame]

Almost Heaven

[@milksalmon]

@@RTGame West Virginia

[@Calthecool]

@@milksalmon Blue ridge mountains,

[@ulisessalduna4351]

@@Calthecool Shenandoah River

[@koyonafri]

@@ulisessalduna4351 Life is old there,

[@caydeofspaydes]

I love how this game instantly turns people into toddlers playing with wooden toys again

[@GranukeGamingProductions]

This makes me think of that scene in Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers where Gromit builds the toy train track as he's riding it lol

[@Cyclone2913]

Oh hell yes I want to see a particle accelerator out of wooden trains

[@milksalmon]

It's a life-changing knowledge

[@badatthegame1333]

Me: *Wants to make a joke about saying yes to the title* Also me: *Sees everyone else already made that joke*

[@Nathi98]

Imagine the absolute horror this playthrough would've been in VR

[@bengal4047]

Finally, a worthy competitor to Subnautica VR in the Nausea Olympics

[@coltersnoozy623]

This was by far my new favorite video by RT. Was crying from laughing so hard

[@GoddessOfMisfortune]

Every single time there's a train or roller coaster involved, you can guarantee Dan will make a blender or find out how to go faster.

[@lookitsluke433]

Imagine RT as a toddler building the Blender of Death to Hell with wooden trains and Jenga blocks

[@zygimantaslabutinas5928]

2:50 the most relatable shit I ever heard

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

6:45 Whoever suggested adding the boost, thank you

[@vctr8832]

That for someone that doesn’t have a driving license.

[@williamburnett3660]

No kidding.

[@sapphoanna]

Small wonder he doesnt have one

[@JonTheGeek]

That laugh when he gets into first person, that's the most legit laugh I've ever heard out of him.

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

7:34 I have never heard rt laugh this hard before

[@The_Anti-Guide]

My favorite thing about going to couchington is how it's like this devestating life threatening situation, and then it pans out and it's just a toy train falling off the track. All suspense just dead with the camera pan.

[@QueenFondue]

I love how the train just doesn't even bother staying on the track when it goes that fast. Brilliant.

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

I LOVE this title. Grabbed my attention the second I saw it. Can't wait for more from you RT, keep up the good work.

[@iamatrain4397]

I feel like he missed the chance to call it a bridal train

[@Excalibur9905]

At some of the parts in this video, I don't think I've heard Daniel laugh this hard ever! Its awesome!

[@jesucristocomentador9555]

Want to see an irish guy commit war crimes? **Dark souls music**

[@Username-de8tt]

Who needs cyberpunk when you’ve got tracks

[@barrytschirpig9328]

This was the best Cyberpunk 2077 stream

[@hotscottrulz]

Honestly, the physics in this are better...

[@Alex-hn7ge]

For those wondering the Dark Souls music is “Soul of Cinder” from the third game.

[@CheshireTheMaid]

However, the more accurate title for it is "Bend over, and accept the consequences".

[@dawsonskyhar5984]

THANK YOU!!!

[@insold6606]

not even 2 minutes in and RT already made a blender Glad to see some things never change

[@josemaurino3454]

Just when you thought RT had escaped City Skylines

[@dauntless64]

My brain at 6:43 for the first time: "This is too innocent.... he's gonna make it go fast..." Dan: *"ADD BOOSTS!!!!"* Me: _Laughing hysterically_

[@Tech35_]

A hot pink train in a particle accelerator? I think this guy invented Barbenheimer 2 years before its time. Legendary.

[@ytuser4562]

I accidentally clicked on this video and intended to watch like a minute. I am now hooked and rolling on the floor laughing.

[@seto635]

8:37 When you're watching KZbin on school Wi-Fi

[@PizzaPowerXYZ]

But like 5x slower

[@juliaalexandre5568]

I've literally never heard RT laughing so hard it was glorious

[@bogeyboiplays4580]

8:11 mum goes to pick up the toys my version: mum gets launched across the room

[@themockingjay8645]

Pink train and nuclear physics? Dan's predicted Barbenheimer

[@itsphoenixtime]

Watch this one trick to make a particle accelerator! Physicists hate him!

[@silvertube11]

*Now this is what it means to go even further BEYOND*

[@gio7202]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@rapogirl1391]

*_PLUS ULTRA!!!_*

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

RT + Trains = *Absolutely hilarious and perfect*

[@purgatory8436]

RT made the exact “Its 9am at Math class” dark souls music as P.M Seymours video, what kind of godly blessing is this