The Worst Jackbox Stream Ever

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[@readingsme5633]

I love how Techno’s emote head looks so angry and then when he says “that is all” it just goes back to its original happy expression.

[@rayvingoh1489]

When you thought this jackbox stream is bad the jackbox tournament for 500 gifted subs is even worse

[@jonasjoyson3813]

Timestamp?

[@ChiDestiny]

@@jonasjoyson3813 7:40

[@briannabsss]

@@jonasjoyson3813 7:40 :)

[@christinevu5260]

I was literally choking on laughter during that part of the stream holy crap

[@Kamkkko]

alternate title: quackity and techno destroying two children with their rap skills

[@fizzyjam]

nah ranboo's pretty good

[@tylertds]

ranboo is actually the best rapper.

[@Username-wy5kn]

how old is ranboo?

[@kaylaabendroth1174]

@@Username-wy5kn he hasn’t said exactly but he’s probably 16-17

[@iykigugu6798]

@@kaylaabendroth1174 lolkzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@ixenkii3590]

Tubbo: I just write about stuff from my past Also Tubbo’s Answer: A Divorce

[@coffeetree_]

Devoice*

[@justalula7151]

Hes a lawyer so it makes sense

[@bleach9595]

@@justalula7151 i think you mean quackity is the lawyer

[@nika9479]

@@bleach9595 Well, Quackity might be lawyer irl, BUT NOBODY OVERTOWNS BIG LAW! BIG LAW IS THE ONLY TRUE LAWYER!!!!!

[@bleach9595]

@@nika9479 DUDE HOW COULD I FORGET BIG LAW

[@ciynx7399]

"A Gun." - Sun Tzu, Fear is the only motivator

[@HanCae]

The art of fear*

[@simsim194]

I didn’t know sun tzu published another book

[@gayas3695]

@@simsim194 He published it in 2020

[@HypaBox]

He went off

[@coffeetree_]

The fear of art*

[@lauranicolls9003]

Poor tubbo couldn’t read them who chose a fast reading game for a dyslexic person lmao

[@rubylittle2614]

it was also 4am in england lmao

[@k0rutbl0rut26]

fr its so hard to fking read so fast

[@neocricket9300]

read fast! they said to the dyslexic person at 4 am

[@k0rutbl0rut26]

@@neocricket9300 BAHAHHA

[@onion_8138]

and it was late

[@cheesy-lps7004]

Techno: I’m gonna go- Quackity: *so you have chosen death*

[@SnoppleWopple]

ok

[@salpherite962]

ok

[@applejuice5582]

ok

[@taylorshittbutt]

ok

[@SnoppleWopple]

@@jdjdjddhsjdjdj6181 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@stopsign2594]

Imagine its mother days and just give her the option of "a divorce or a divoice"

[@coffeetree_]

Like would you rather lose your husband or your voice Idk why I lost it when I saw that it was Tubbo who wrote the devoice one I forgot he was dyslexic I guess

[@mckennaisaperson4058]

I have now realized how strange the English language is after reading “mother days” and attempting to correct it in my mind to “mothers day”, but to no avail. I’m starting to doubt myself every time I type a word

[@lih3391]

I feel like I see more and more typos now in comment sections Imagine its mother days and just give her the option of “a divorce or a divoice” -> Imagine it’s Mother’s Day and you just give her the option of “a divorce or a divoice”

[@stopsign2594]

I swear if the like is 666 i going to call the holy police

[@silveraxe301]

@@stopsign2594 ikrkzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@justhurb4763]

4:12 Techno and Ranboo saying “the pity votes” at the exact same time and merging into one voice scared me

[@delphox3748]

They legit sound the same 😳

[@joshcaldwell8523]

Omg that sounded like one person but with an echos that’s at the same time as their words

[@PinGotStolen]

@@joshcaldwell8523 yea ikr ranboo adn techno just have a different tone to talk

[@peachykeen53]

They do that way more often than they should be able to 😂

[@th1rt3n_tn49]

Techno speaks in Serif bold, Ranboo speaks is Comic sans italic bold, and then eret speaks in Script italic bold

[@typxcal]

it's so worth watching again the moment you see ranboo's baby lawyer in the thumbnail

[@meoowddie]

EXACTLYYYY MY EXACT THOUGHTS

[@nopenope8046]

so true

[@Poppylo29]

Respect the Baby Lawyer.

[@mani-qj3np]

become the baby lawyer.

[@wavetsuname]

a

[@ameliesmith6914]

IM SALTY QUACKITY CUT OUT THE AMAZING "WE'LL CROSS THOSE BABY'S WHEN WE GET TO IT."

[@meowgic7418]

Indeed.

[@Dom-kh7mr]

I KNOWWW I LOVE THAT PART

[@jdjdjddhsjdjdj6181]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKnTlZ2fpq-pjc0 idk why this so funny but it is so funny

[@chloehill3207]

Top 10 anime betrayals: Quackity leaves out the best line

[@silveraxe301]

@@chloehill3207 ikrkzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@Dannyjoeoconnor]

I’m going to beat you with this brick -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@hitlers_grandson]

-Penas _Sun Tzu, The Art of War Vol.2

[@silveraxe301]

@@hitlers_grandson sun tzu was here kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@igiveup5585]

I just read that as I heard it

[@hitlers_grandson]

@@silveraxe301 Ya not gonna rick roll me, im 4 paralel universes ahead of you

[@imperson1785]

-Sun Tzu, The Art of Brick*

[@kriscokidd1468]

If techno’s job failed as a streamer he could’ve done rapping or dissing gaming youtubers ngl

[@saltedquackers5264]

he already does that lmao

[@peytonfredieu4207]

imagine Techno doing disstracks like hes Ricegum 😂😂😂

[@kriscokidd1468]

@@saltedquackers5264 lmao

[@hailchocolate617]

why not do both? more mons lmao

[@pasta1932]

...Or working at a orphanage

[@MeowMaddiee]

Techno’s voice with so much emotion during the patently stupid game is everything LMAO

[@graciedavis7266]

tubbo was so sleep-deprived during this it's scary

[@unripeplum]

well it *was* at 5 am for him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@bunnybunbun2826]

Poor tubbo :(

[@eefflie]

it was so funny when ranboo was choosing tubbos images for talking points “so how can I make this about me” *camera pointing in window*

[@theunenlightenedsaint]

It's hilarious that Tubbo can still be wholesome while talking about murdering childeen

[@wilburfoot]

IK LOL

[@adsmarket_1]

CHILDEEN

[@ryanbenedict2754]

"YALL LOSING TO A DROPOUT!!" - Technoblade, The Art of English Major

[@xshadowwreckerx7561]

LMAO

[@yellonide]

"u call yourself a pro? You can't even jumping" Tubbo's experience as an ex national trampolinist : 🚶

[@wilburfoot]

HAHAH TRUEE

[@mintybear6003]

apples shows up on screen: technos brain: apples am i right chat.

[@yellowbed]

Why does Techno sound like a poet that is having a bad day when he says his rap lol

[@arizonagreenbee]

He is

[@ego-maniac]

I love jack box streams,, they’re so entertaining

[@Checkerbear]

Ikr

[@kamalh6700]

@@Okay1 ok

[@deadmanself]

@@Okay1 ok

[@AceJett123]

@@Okay1 ok

[@laindoll7321]

@@Okay1 Ok

[@masonjar5012]

Alternate title: The squad collectively drop-kicking a dyslexic child in rapping

[@Wisprea]

I feel sorry for Tubbo- he legit woke up at 4 in the morning to do this

[@kaylaabendroth1174]

i think he just never went to sleep, seeing as this was a spur of the moment stream

[@pauslepg]

Is more like he didnt slept in the first place- also he was new in the game loool

[@wafflesaregood.8594]

He didn't add the part where he wrote, "Team with techno because he can't be bothered."

[@syo5416]

IK I WAS WAITING THAT PART

[@abaryga]

Techno: What do you do when the pit fills with the babies? Ranboo: We- We'll cross those babies when we get to them!

[@reharm_reality]

Bruh I kept seeing that in the comments but I thought it was about the baby lawyer, like cross examination (I have realized as I'm typing that you cross witnesses not lawyers but oh well)

[@meganbriana5]

when techno yelled at that baby- wow im- wow just i know he stabs people in minecraft but that was intense.

[@horltom8639]

Tubbo’s just having a stroke the whole rap battle

[@risxra]

How could you leave out “we’ll cross those babies when we get to them”

[@electromere3539]

“I’m stealing all your stuff on the dream smp” -sun tzu

[@suzieperry58]

This is probably the most emotion I've ever heard from techno

[@niapurdue230]

I love how at 5:10 Techno noticed that Quackity put down freight instead of fright. He's still that English major deep down.

[@rebeccameeks5789]

"You're going to be known only by the grave on your land." *That aged like fine wine.*

[@Beast_4843]

POV: you're not early you're just at the right time

[@JonasAmick]

Nah, I’m late

[@kyrection]

im 10 minutes late lmao

[@wormystring]

as you should be

[@jaylaamsden271]

@@JonasAmick I’m even later😔

[@beesgold1487]

1:44

[@areldyperez8446]

"Forget about showing up on the finale" NOOO IT HITS SO DIFFERENT

[@water2074]

I just like how techno was yelling for the physics but then right after he just ends it with a smile

[@leafy.k]

“That baby better learn today!” - Sun Tzu, ‘The Art of War’

[@thunderjaynepaws]

“What kinda in the sweet home Alabama bullshi* is this?” Best line

[@darthsicariustenebris8284]

Why do Babies head smells So Good? Technoblade: *F E A R*

[@victorong3326]

Techno is the reason why you dont mess with an english major in a rap battle

[@oboleo_verdugo]

"I'M GONNA PUNT YOU STRAIGHT TO THE MOON" is my favorite line

[@DitsyDaisy]

Tubbo: Life is a meaningless void. What is sleep. Sleep is just part of our imagination. Life is such a blurry picture. Everyone: oh no _anyway_

[@adelaida5019]

7:41 genuinely never heard Techno this aggressive....

[@genevafaye870]

"You're gonna be known only from the grave on your land" that joke didn't age well

[@celerya8365]

ayo we not gonna talk about tubbo’s banger presentation at the end-

[@user-wd1tx5dv7f]

BABY LAWYER: the spin-off to Boss Baby no one asked for

[@myeowe]

Techno's emotion showing so much in this video

[@agripinams9592]

3:46 Oh my goodness, Quackity was trying so hard to avoid laughing at a dyslexic Tubbo moment.

[@finnirite]

3:27 Oh God that didn't age well

[@zoja5801]

i love how quackity hypes or laughs at everyones jokes :) i feel like it would be really awkward without him

[@Meltsux]

1:02 I love how he spelled divorce in a British accent

[@oofbruh2607]

7:32 that whole presentation was hilarious

[@leylammmdli7775]

3:27 it was funny last year But now it kinda hit hard

[@g.r.e..g]

every time i hear technos voice i feel sad :( i miss him

[@yoursaltydorito]

me too :(

[@MeeMycubeofdairyfatandgoodness]

I agree

[@Grogg-y]

Ikr ❤

[@Unitedstatesofamerica177]

Don’t miss him, he had an amazing life and was overall an amazing human being(except for the orphan massacres and mass arson/child labor)

[@jeireilost]

God I haven’t heard Techno’s voice in so long…it’s so weird. I miss him so much… o7 king. Don’t let that crown ever fall :)

[@luccigang6863]

O7 techno, he was so goddamn cool in this video. I miss him so much

[@twally4024]

Child: *exists* Quackity and Technoblade: So you have chosen death?

[@nymanas]

im a simple person. I see quackity I watch. I see jackbox. I LIKE

[@AsrielKujo]

Yes

[@storm-bk1sk]

i never knew how much i needed to hear techno scream about theoretical physics until now

[@some1uknow479]

4:58 techno could had said “ im going to beat u with this netherite pick” instead LMFAOO

[@1biasedherbertfan979]

I don’t think you can pick multiple words in one sentence I could’ve been lied to tho

[@bhimaniamaan6924]

I feel like Techno had so much fun with this and I'm here for it!

[@safari9793]

I was drinking my Gatorade when all I hear is "Baby is lawyer" and just choked on my Gatorade Congratulations Ranboo you almost literally killed me with that one

[@grace4873]

We need more techno jackbox games he’s so funny

[@twigthetroll9279]

"forget about showing up in the finale" well that. THAT aged.

[@co0kie_crumbs536]

11:21 I love Techno's laugh at this part

[@Unknown27_]

Waiting People. Where are you at ?this is going to be a good stream

[@Unknown27_]

Or should I say premier 😅

[@caro140209]

@@Okay1 Ok!

[@thesilliestsillyofalltime]

Yo

[@thesilliestsillyofalltime]

It will be

[@thesilliestsillyofalltime]

@@999_hi -_-

[@catperson8430]

sometimes i forget techno's gone

[@ssupermarlo]

techno has so much emotion in his voice when screaming about the baby learning theoretical physics

[@dicacious9763]

5:10 aged so well when Techno got 800k viewers live

[@tangybarbecue9815]

Poor Techno safety thing and then no answer, and then he roasted the wrong dude

[@Nathi98]

The VOD of this made me learn that Ranboo and Techno's sense of humour is incredibly similar to one another

[@sylviaishanee5377]

Heck they even sound similar

[@Nathi98]

@@sylviaishanee5377 Yes they really do!

[@mariapaterakis5061]

Makes me feel like he’s still here, RIP the king never dies.

[@azbrite5561]

i can't be the only one legitmately afraid of techno screaming at me.

[@SpeciallyShirly]

"The baby is lawyer" is such an underrated joke it's so funny

[@Cyanability]

7:44 I’ve never heard more conviction or emotion in technos voice then in that moment XD

[@sophiiswrld]

rip tech

[@demistorey]

0:25 showing Ranboos chair video-

[@baburajvc816]

Pov: your waiting 28 minutes for the stream to start The tunnel thing reminds me of doctor who outro O.O Edit: tysm for 200+ likes :)

[@wolfeevi]

21

[@manextxopeitia8891]

Me too

[@yoshtrooper6938]

It’s a premiere, not a stream

[@techno-chan8903]

nah i watched the real stream and voted

[@silveraxe301]

@@techno-chan8903 ikrkzbin.info/www/bejne/l2LNaqKtd9qqmrM

[@Spoka_12]

we miss you techno

[@zeenoash.8805]

Okay, but why did this stream predict so many things? Like, Ranboo's merch thing, the ARM of one of the photos being in a sling in a slideshow about Technoblade, and a few other stuffs I'm too tired to write down?

[@Aspen_Suxs]

Techno: "your merch wont make a single sale!" Ranboos merch: having some many people try and buy it at once that the website breaks for almost 2 hours-

[@deviqntbxnee4713]

techno and big q are my comfort streamers bc 1. laughing makes me feel better, which quackity does a lot 2. i can relate a lot to techno’s soft anarchist ways 3. they’re both funny and make me laugh while trying to give advice 4. i can relate to both of them bc i use humor as a way to express emotion they’re cool ig 😡👊🏽

[@neptoon_7897]

Rip techno

[@cowboymice]

11:23 TECHNOS LAUGH LOLLLLL

[@AM-tw8xt]

0:30 "now is probably a good time to tell you I only think of you as a friend"

[@imdone8518]

The fact that "No Answer! Techno can't be bothered" gives off such techno energy

[@kittyaya3425]

Them just randomly playing jackbox while philza stares in confusion in house arrest

[@lolilo2759]

This was actually so funny even tough everyone in the call sounded like they were dying, lol. Especially Tubbo lmao.

[@elijahsantiago4361]

“A divoice“ Me: *yeah tubbo typed that hes dislexic.*

[@beeeans6662]

Are you _dislexic_ too?

[@elijahsantiago4361]

@@beeeans6662 oh s- no theyve found out run GET OF ME HO WWJSHDHXIDXHKWDBWHIEVHWXIDHJWDXNKDWNJL

[@bee-zy8uk]

techno's "HA-'" that gets cut off at 4:36

[@ClockworkAngel98]

the way techno said "a gun." lmaoo

[@d3st1nyformerlycean52]

8:17 I was picking up something. Saw this and tripped on the floor laughing, then quackity's made me laugh even harder that it took me 5 minutes to get up.

[@HisNightMareYt]

Techno really wanted that baby learn theoretical physics he said "I SWEAR TO GOD IDK WHAT IMA DO TO THAT BABY IF HE DOESNT LEARN RN" the baby made him say god (joke dont take seriously pls)

[@Serena_724]

Now this is a pog champ RIP pogchamp

[@i-Croak]

i miss him

[@tiredoreki]

9:25 Tubbo has been so relatable lool

[@jimjam3719]

5:29 tubbo's rap would've been so good if he could read it

[@mediocrebreakdown6402]

“I hate you I hate you I hate you” I n s u l t 1 0 0

[@jimjam3719]

@@mediocrebreakdown6402 i was talking about the one at 5:29 his rap is "i'll keep this short like your sexual organ. you have no brains and your ego's enormous. is that you? i got a whiff of turds. thanks for coming folks. please try the veal."

[@Sleep.depr1v3d]

I just finished tubbos stream so I'm here now I'm a bit late don't you think?

[@supdograinbarff1460]

Beautiful looking and it hasn't even started yet

[@kyliej8160]

miss this whole era so much

[@abonee]

Quackity: GUN Techno: GUN Tubbo: GUN Now someone give Ranboo's baby lawyer a gun xD