The WORST mascots in NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL

[@Jack_Purdy5]

Mascots : exists Fivepoint vids : IM ABOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MANS CAREER

[@KayDizzelVids]

lol what career.

[@TylerAven10]

As a Purdue student, I have been told that Pete is actually an alternate mascot and the official mascot is actually the train, The Boilermaker Special. Yes, a fucking train.

[@laurelanderson6782]

...which is ironic, given that a train wreck nearly killed the whole Purdue football team at one point

[@teamsteed1]

I did not know that.

[@marine2ful]

Fun fact: the mascot for the high school in the city which Concordia College is located, Moorhead, MN, is the spud. Yes, the Moorhead Spuds. So kids who go to both Moorhead High, and then go to Concordia, spend their whole academic career as vegetables. I may have been a Spud, but at least I wasn’t a Cobber...

[@that1dbacksfan354]

“It’s bad enough that sh*t’s in fortnite!” 😂

[@xdgaming70]

Last time I was this early, Andrew Luck had an O-Line. Oh wait... P.S. Thanks for doing my idea!

[@brandonhasgrit]

The colts has the best o line in the nfl last year tho

[@7RMadridfan]

Stanford's mascot should have had the specialty say "Photosynthesis"

[@tonatiuhnino3711]

Spongebob: PHOTOSYNTHESIS. PHOTOSYNTHESIS.

[@jcngokai-76]

No, the team name is Cardinals, not f***ing tree, and suggesting that they should adopt MCU’s Groot as their mascot is a nonstarter.

[@phelan05manley21]

Also the least you need to put on a college resume and being good at football I'm order to get in Clemson

[@jonathanbethards3689]

@@jcngokai-76 No. Its Cardinal. As in the color, not the bird.

[@Chubbytiger74]

@@jcngokai-76 idk man, on ncaa 13 we used to play as Stanford because we thought it was hilarious having trees with no hands catching the football

[@Docwilson91]

Okay, as creepy as it is, the keg mascot to me is one of the most hilarious mascots in my opinion

[@vibesothc]

I definitely would prefer a keg as a mascot rather than a f***ing tree 🤣🤣🤣

[@tent163phantoka]

Species: Whatus Intha Fuckiesss I laughed waay too hard at that.

[@bpwildbill11]

Me too. Leave Five Points to naming future species from now on.

[@wafflesingsong6715]

It’s a hill 😂

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

We don’t have creepy college mascots, USA take notes

[@KOCChristian]

Kim Jong-un pretty sure your the scary mascot

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Norf Ka_wee-ah numba 1!!!!!!

[@riskyfap8416]

I try to make mascot but your dad throw me in jail 10 year ago supreme leader

[@georgeorwell4534]

Kim, you’re aa pip.

[@Classical.Conservative]

Yes you do. It's a big fat guy on a rocket.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Purdue's mascot...the original head was thicc. As incredibly thicc as Gaston

[@Nchinnam]

Purdue's mascot is actually the boilermaker special and purdue pete is just a dude.

[@jarradchapman4271]

NOOOOOOO ONNNNEEEEESSSS... THIC like Gaston Is a dicc like Gaston Just won't no for an answer from Belle like Gaston He's espeeeeeeciallly good at being rejected.... NO POINTS FOR GASTON!

[@bpwildbill11]

@@jarradchapman4271 I'm laughing so hard at this. I even read it in the same beat as the song.

[@brad22474]

Yes, but is it ... TRUNKY?!

[@briangarrow448]

As a former Boilermaker, yeah, a REAL one, I just wanted to inform everyone that the Purdue mascot can build a power plant, oil refinery, copper smelter, paper mill, chemical plant, aircraft carrier, or nuclear submarine. We built the world you live in.

[@yourboikermit5074]

Rank the weirdest colleges names/ mascots throughout all colleges, Rhode Island nads, I’m looking at you...

[@KOCChristian]

Your Boi Kermit Bro I’m from RI and I never heard the Nads lmao who decide this mascot

[@badshot370]

RichGang CEO it’s risd, that’s probably why you never noticed

[@noahc9786]

Go nads!

[@KeredCross]

@@badshot370 i didn't even know RISD had sports.

[@vboi5697]

RISD literally feels like something rockstar would put in the GTA games. Think about it, they have a literal scrotum as a mascot.

[@bobwalsh3751]

"I will cover all NCAA mascots at a later date." Well...we're waiting.

[@jeremyfincham1422]

The irony is that Dartmouth banned drinking alcohol in campus

[@cisium1184]

That's not irony. It's the reason Keggy was introduced.

[@dmoran1093]

7:30 Throwing shade at OSU for trying to trademark "THE"

[@All2Meme]

I thought it was "DUH".

[@imayinzer272]

lol big red is in the Mascot HOF

[@PerturaboIW]

Because hes the Goat

[@Nchinnam]

Five point Purdue's real mascot is the boiler maker special

[@derekr.8590]

I'm here to inform you that the Delta State Fighting Okra is, in fact, quite rad. Shame on you and your slanderous videos. Unsubscribed! jk but still the Okra is sick

[@derekr.8590]

@Joseph Chambers I remember that game lol. Oh well. Come see us in baseball sometime. We're in the mood for BBQ

[@RwandaBob]

finally some okra love around here

[@theotherfanboy]

Buckeyes also have another use. They make FANTASTIC slingshot ammo.

[@snoop-spencer]

lol i’m a delta state graduate and my roommate use to wear the Elvis Presley Fighting Okra suit around campus

[@connermcgraw7116]

As a saints fan I wasn’t ready for that roast why you gotta do that to me

[@mackenzie1555]

As an Emporia State University student(Washburn’s arch rival) I appreciate you for roasting them over the fact that their mascot is the Ichabod. They call themselves the Bods too😂😂. Not joking.

[@berkstv8443]

Damn actually salty Ohio state and Purdue are both on this list.....

[@Nchinnam]

The best game i have ever attended lol

[@joshl149]

The Stanford tree is hilarious to play with on NCAA football. The ball just disappears when they catch it.

[@alextietjen1110]

11:07 I’m a Husker fan and I’m dying😂😂😂🤣😂

[@xaviersantana2367]

YOU MISSED THE TULANE GREEN WAVE! If that isn't the biggest oversight in our SOLAR SYSTEM

[@POB_.963]

I’m from Nebraska and that lil red one had me dying😂😂💀💀💀

[@prince_vibe_check3879]

He's right when he said you can buy herby's outfit anywhere in Lincoln.

[@mattharris3142]

4:05 hey I go to Southern Arkansas. Some fun facts, The Mule is named Molly Ann. Molly Ann runs up and down the end zone after every touch down. A new Rider is picked whenever the past one graduates. Go Riders Go

[@caseysilkwood47]

Johnny Poet is still Whittier's mascot. The woolly Whittier thing was an April fool's "joke".

[@Beckipedia]

Damn it, FPV! You used "penultimate" correctly, I was expecting a troll of Foolish Baseball!

[@gagejernigan5277]

I hate Clemson's mascot...its so CREEPY. Imagine seeing that thing in your room at 2 AM

[@punypunic2224]

Back in high school when I was touring colleges, Whittier was one of them. When they told the tour group that they’re team name was called the “Poets” I vividly remember thinking to myself: “man, that is the lamest thing I’ve ever heard.”

[@cisium1184]

That explains why they rejected you.

[@SA-nn3so]

@@cisium1184 FACTS MY NIGGA, THATS MY NIGGA😂😂🤞🏾

[@cade377]

FYI, people a Washburn are super sensitive to the question, "What the f*ck is an Ichabod?"

[@LancasterResponding]

Didn’t show the Phanatic while talking about MLB mascots I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

[@mattblue6694]

Wooly Whittier was an April Fools Joke, actually

[@gj1293]

Hmm I wonder if he’s gonna make good college football mascots Btw Bucky Badger is e p i c

[@fraire711]

My middle school had a green wave as a mascot.

[@donalddeluxe6407]

I think Disney should give a cease and desist letter to have Perdue Pete not look like woody from toy story. As well as the boll weavel looking like a mix of the grinch and squidward

[@lhaviland8602]

9:14 Probably delicious, refreshing, e-coli filled Connecticut River water lol.

[@reidrodgers56]

My brother was the UAM Bill Weevil last year 😂

[@harryg2120]

That Boll Weevil looks like the genie who's career has been destroyed by drugs.

[@purpleblades6190]

Don’t you ever think about putting Yale on one of your WORST lists or I will unsubscribe. Just kidding. This is a fun channel.

[@REVIVERAJA]

Big Red looks like Elmo with down syndome

[@logankemp8478]

dont mess with my boi the poet my family has 3 generations there and where Nixon went to collage

[@gohawks415]

I went to Central College, a D3 school in Pella, Iowa. Our mascot is a grey goblin looking thing that wears a red Central shirt

[@FireboltPrime]

*When your mascot is a sentient chestnut*

[@omegablack80214]

Dartmouth's mascot should be Bluto from Animal House. TOGA, TOGA!

[@flexican5399]

Big red is Grimace’s lost brother

[@killersopinion1829]

A brief history of the briefly-mentioned SAU Muleriders in the mention of the University of Arkansas-Montecello Bollweevils: Back in the very old days, when the SAU football team had to travel to an away game, they didn't have a bus and they sure didn't fly anywhere. So the only mode of transportation was the train. There is a railroad that runs through Magnolia (I work there). However, the passenger train schedule did not match the team's need. So, the SAU team and coaches would ride mules to the town of McNeil, AR (5 miles north of Magnolia) where the larger St. Louis Southwestern RR (aka the Cotton Belt RR) ran friendlier passenger train schedule. So eventually SAU adopted "Muleriders" as their mascot. A few years ago, SAU celebrated their 100th birthday with a muleride with the football team to McNeil. They had the Union Pacific RR (now operating the line through McNeil) stop all trains at the crossings and flag the crossings so as to not spook the mules. No mule went crazy or was harmed during the reenactment.

[@FivePointsVids]

Thats insane!!!! Great story!

[@007leet]

Scottsdale Community College fighting artichokes

[@wilhelmheinrich7502]

Boilermakers still exist.

[@cfanderson55]

Cool to see the D3 love from FivePoints Please do a D3 best and worst stadiums

[@SnakeEyes11644]

Otto the Orange: I wanna be friends with the best Duck Oregon Duck: Imma end this whole mans career

[@Widdyness1]

*Sees University of Arkansas* EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FU- *Sees Monticello* Oh yeah never mind we cool

[@motsumilioness]

I still have no idea why the hell they have a tree for a mascot? The Hokie Bird would do what turkeys do in that tree... actually glad Tech probably won't see Stanford for awhile.

[@CharizardMaster69]

huh.... I thought the boll weevil was a joke for that 99 cent ask us anything service here in the states

[@Kiddman32]

FYI, "Geoducks" is properly pronounced "Gooeyducks".

[@integritywreckerservice4385]

I hope Syracuse is on every "worst NCAA" list you do, I've been suffering through games at the dome for far too long.

[@xdgaming70]

colin hunter Clemson 2017?

[@icychill105]

I like lil red, hes a super 90s mascot. whats cooler than suspenders and a backwards cap when your walking around the mall with friends

[@xaviersantana2367]

The Sand Gnats. What about the Rubber Ducks?

[@truemex]

Me saying all of the mascots on this video, “what the hell is even that”

[@truemex]

Austin Brenneman thx 😂🐧

[@jacobhalloran763]

Used to go to Washburn so yeah

[@timhunsaker6654]

Not sure if you've done a part two but if you haven't you should look up Scottsdale community college home of the artichokes

[@TheTennessyean]

Kinda upset my alma mater, Austin Peay State University, wasn’t on here. The Gov (short for governor) is just a pissed off monopoly man.

[@Octopusmaster]

‘Spent a Night in the Villages in FL’. OMG. Great joke. Great joke. So great. Made my night

[@owenfuchser1540]

It's all fun and games until he goes over your team

[@scanza6084]

Damn I’m a buckeye fan here but u hit every damn point lol🤣🤣

[@SantaDog81]

I'm surprised Chico State didn't claim a keg as their mascot first.

[@G12Alston]

Now the Purdue mascot look like woody when Andy is around

[@PlooshYT]

Pretty sure Perdue is also the French word for “Pardon”. Not sure but, I think that’s what it is.

[@TydayusTalon]

Ah, my UAM Weevils. A truly strange mascot

[@MrHollaretic]

How'd you not put UCSC Banana Slugs - The banana slug on here? cause they don't have a football team?

[@CrescentCitySweaters]

People make fun of that John Harvard statue because it isn’t John Harvard (the sculptor modeled it off of a distant descendant of him because they had nothing to work from), Harvard didn’t found the school but was an early benefactor, and the year of the school’s founding is 1636 (not 1638, when Harvard died and donated some money to the already existing school).

[@zscout370]

Central Arkansas has a lot of strange mascots. UAM is pretty strange, yet my school is called the "Wonder Boys" and our physical mascot is a dog. We would face Monticello a few times a year so imagine "Wonder Boys vs Boll Weevils" in your headlines.

[@LancasterResponding]

Where I live the local company that disposes of as they say “honey” has a mascot named Enzo the enzyme who looks like a weird combination of the new Sonic and a hairy frog. I’m not joking.

[@xdgaming70]

Lancaster Responding link me to the photo. I must see this for myself

[@LancasterResponding]

TEAM CLASSIC SONIC mobile.twitter.com/enzo_kline

[@Harrja]

WHY DID YOU ADD BIG RED 😔

[@TylerBoyette]

Be Heard I went to a Alabama game against Western Kentucky a few years back and I think I remember seeing him down there 😂

[@hbond23]

@@TylerBoyette you can’t miss him😂😂

[@generalshadow9027]

Lmao that tree rant. "People do you understand that trees do not move!?"

[@holden5478]

You should do one on the most redundant mascots of all time. The Tiger, and The Bulldog.....

[@Stang_Gang_8]

The jaundice joke made me bust out laughing 😂

[@Yerminator4000]

I don’t wanna get manscraped, I’m buying one *now*

[@silasthegreat983]

Alabama in 2021: Has immunity to the Buckeye

[@jimminithecritic8623]

10:57 thank you for putting that in my mind

[@nickygembe1098]

What about the camel from Campbell University???!!!

[@MatthiaGryffine]

Wow, never expected Five to break character like that when talking about trees.

[@334outdoors8]

My jc in Alabama is also the bowl weevils

[@xShrewsburyX]

Bro, Manscaped better be paying you big money because you advertise their shit so well! I actually almost want to buy it because of you

[@phillysportsphanatic1547]

Andrew Cashner founded Harvard?!

[@WeHeartBobby]

I live in Monticello and UAM college sits right next to a High School

[@Brennan_Howe]

12:49 best part 😂😂😂

[@Jpurihella]

I didn't know I needed this until you posted it

[@EvaIowaCubsFan]

As an Iowa fan I approve of this video going after Lil' Red and Brutus Buckeye.

[@bucketlcs]

Brutus is sick you slanderous piece of shit.

[@relser187]

Oh come on Cayenne is cool. Also The Tree is technically the *band’s* (unofficial!) mascot and is in fact meant to be a joke. The team itself doesn’t have an official mascot, all fans just kinda embraced The Tree.

[@matthewdudley6278]

And how did my beloved Golden Gophers "Goldy" not make this? Look at his history! Lou Holtz put him on the Jose Canseco/Barry Bonds steroid regimen in the 80's to bulk him up. C'mon! We're talking about a tiny rodent!!! (p.s. Go Gophs!)

[@juddster218]

Excuse me! South Arkansas Muleriders are NOT a weird mascot! Nah, who am I kidding? just because I lived in that town doesn’t mean I have to like the mascot!

[@markknapp3714]

As a proud Boilermaker I'd be disappointed if Purdue Pete WASN'T on this list

[@CatGoomba64]

As a New Hampshirite, you pretty much nailed all there is to do here. God I want to leave this state soon

[@cisium1184]

No one will miss you.

[@RwandaBob]

i love the fighting okra! awesome and unique mascot

[@andrewbeck4854]

Props for making Big Red number one. When I was a wee lad, my friend James Michael and I used to throw red m&ms at that piece of shit when they played against EKU.

[@deathtowrestling2518]

LMFAO

[@timothywilson8247]

Would make excellent Power Rangers monster including the boxing pickle from Delta State

[@Brockbuiltmore]

Skip to 2:00 for the video. Get the ad crap out of the way.

[@dom.rockchalkjayhawk.8990]

I’m from the city where Washburn is and we have a great mascot